Fantasy Dark Lord

[21:55:55] • ~Invalid is in the city of dreamvile talking to a knight about whether or not his horse is for sale.
[21:56:11] ~Frost: (I don't know who I'mma bump into you guys, so Queeny can decide that when the time comes.)
[21:56:20] ~Frost: how)
[21:56:22] ~Frost: *
[21:56:33] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Not necessarily last, but he's not in the initial group)
[21:57:00] ~Frost: (remember that my character is a lady, gnome XP)
[21:57:14] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I menat you as a person, not as your character)
[21:57:19] ~Frost: (hahahaha)
[21:57:19] @Flamingfrozengnome: (menat*)
[21:57:32] @Flamingfrozengnome: (FUCKING GDI)
[21:57:35] ~Queentrace: (Alright, everyone who doesn't care starts in Dreamvile.)
[21:57:40] @Flamingfrozengnome: (MEANT*)
[21:57:49] • Sprite Tan is picking flowers near the wonderful town of Dreamvile. They're hideous, but they can be sold for a few pieces of gold.
[21:58:10] ~Frost: (just put me in whenever you're ready)
[21:58:47] • @Flamingfrozengnome is looking for a place to rest, having just arrived in dreamville
[21:58:52] ~Invalid: (can you roll to see if I notice ffg?)
[21:58:58] ~Queentrace: (Sure.)
[21:59:26] ~Queentrace: "Invalid notices FFG in passing, he doesn't see much of him but his interest is piqued."
[21:59:34] ~Invalid: Sorry nameless knight, I have to go, someone's messing with my flowers, don't forget the offer okay?
[22:00:04] • ~Invalid walks up to FFG and asks, "so what do you think you're doing ruining my garden?"
[22:00:29] @Flamingfrozengnome: Oh, my apologies
[22:00:40] ~Invalid: that's better
[22:00:45] @Flamingfrozengnome: I've been traveling for days, and I'm just looking for a place to rest
[22:01:09] • Sprite Tan plucks some more flowers
[22:01:50] @Flamingfrozengnome: Now, unless you have a room to rent, I must bid you adieu for the moment
[22:01:51] ~Invalid: well, you won't mind paying for new seeds will you? it will only cost like one gold piece, and I won't even make you replant them.
[22:02:14] @Flamingfrozengnome: Hmm
[22:02:45] ~Invalid: well I suppose I could take it out of my poor sick mom's medicine money
[22:02:48] • Sprite Tan notices some passerby at the side of the flower garden and tries to listen in on their conversation
[22:02:48] ~Invalid: she loves her garden
[22:02:49] @Flamingfrozengnome: Well, this is my first time in Dreamville. Could you perhaps direct me towards the local Botanist?
[22:03:21] ~Queentrace: "Crit listen, Shea heard the entire conversation as if they were right next to her."
[22:04:02] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Roll to see if I notice Shea)
[22:04:07] • Sprite Tan shoves handfuls of flowers into her bag
[22:04:43] ~Invalid: well gnome, the botanist is right in town that way, but I'm afraid I have to get going too, so I won't be able tell you where to plant them
[22:04:54] ~Invalid: (didn't mean to call you gnome, pretend I didn't
[22:04:59] ~Queentrace: "Gnome is so oblivious to Shea that were she so inclined, she could kick him in the shin and he would be shocked. So no, he doesn't see her."
[22:06:08] • Sprite Tan closes bag and brushes hands off on skirt before turning on her heel and hopping the fence. She approaches them and begins to talk
[22:06:18] ~Umber St'ro: so if you could just repay me now, we can go our separate ways.
[22:06:34] @Flamingfrozengnome: I'll just give you the money I owe and be off
[22:06:36] Sprite Tan: Could I pardon you gentlemen for a question?
[22:06:41] ~Umber St'ro: thank you very much kind sir.
[22:06:45] • @Flamingfrozengnome hands Invalid a coin
[22:06:56] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Unber St'ro*)
[22:07:03] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Truck Spelling)
[22:07:36] ~Umber St'ro: (don't worry about it, want hooked up with a name change?)
[22:08:38] ~RM: "Dark hooded men are slowly filling in around the trio, but are mostly keeping to themselves for the time being."
[22:09:02] ~Umber St'ro: (do we notice them?)
[22:09:02] ~Frost: (too lazy for a new name. Just call meh Frost XD)
[22:09:22] @Leo Atlas: Ah, yes miss
[22:09:26] @Leo Atlas: Did you want something?
[22:09:55] ~RM: "Someone in the trio notices the black hooded men, whoever wants to notice and says so first is the noticer and can decide the course of action."
[22:10:04] Sprite Tan: Ah yes, I was wondering, what sort of flowers are there over in your garden?
[22:10:25] • @Leo Atlas noti9ces the men, but says nothing for the moment
[22:10:44] @Leo Atlas: (Ignore the 9 ._.
[22:10:46] @Leo Atlas: )
[22:11:24] @Leo Atlas: I believe that is that Umber's Garden. Try asking him.
[22:11:25] ~Umber St'ro: so I'm going into town, my plans just cleared up, anyone care for a tour? it's cheap.
[22:11:25] ~Frost: (ok guys, we know there are 9 of them and 3 of you)
[22:11:40] Sprite Tan: Oh? How much is this tour, sir?
[22:12:15] @Leo Atlas: I might be interested, but I'm a bit tight on cash at the moment
[22:12:39] ~Umber St'ro: how much would you be willing to pay to see all the wonders of dreamvile. The town Ironically named Dreamvile like a Huge man named Tiny. It'ss spectacular.
[22:12:39] • Sprite Tan checks inventory to see how much money and loot she has
[22:13:06] • ~Umber St'ro tries to recall inventory from memory so as not to appear rude.
[22:13:36] • @Leo Atlas checks inventory as well
[22:14:08] ~Umber St'ro: (frost, jsyk, it will be really easy to bump into you if your character is doing something, KT can use npcs to guide the plot that way)
[22:14:26] ~Frost: (he can put me in whenever she is ready to.)
[22:14:41] ~Frost: (also you guys should probs introduce yourselves to eachother js)
[22:15:03] @Leo Atlas: (well atm we're just asking polite questions)
[22:15:21] ~RM: "Umber St'ro, as a merchant, has 11 gold pieces, one he got from Atlas. He also has a small dagger and a hooded cloak, and fake titles of various things. Atlas spent money he didn't know if he had, and thus only has one piece to his name. He has a sword and shield, a torch, flint, and basic first aid equipment. Sprite has two gold pieces, brass knuckles, and a sack of flowers."
[22:15:21] ~Frost: (but you're about to go on a tour together, so this would be a good time)
[22:15:44] @Leo Atlas: (very true)
[22:15:56] ~Frost: (that is why I brought it up XD)
[22:16:15] @Leo Atlas: (we're also about to be attacked)
[22:16:21] Sprite Tan: I suppose I could spare a gold piece
[22:16:44] @Leo Atlas: Unfortunately, I haven't any money to spend
[22:16:56] @Leo Atlas: I need to find some work in town
[22:17:12] ~Umber St'ro: anyway, now that we're getting into a business venture, I should at least introduce myself, I'm St'ro, and I'm an umber hulk, I just figured you might be intimidated by my looks, I'm not a bad guy, so don't worry.
[22:17:56] • Sprite Tan does a curtsy
[22:18:26] Sprite Tan: It's a pleasure to meet you ser St'ro. I am Tan, of the sprites.
[22:18:50] @Leo Atlas: Nice to meet you both. My name is Leo, I'm a traveler.
[22:18:53] ~Umber St'ro: please to meet your acquaintance miss.
[22:19:00] • @Leo Atlas offers to shake St'ro's hand
[22:19:06] ~Umber St'ro: and leo, no hard feelings.
[22:19:30] ~Umber St'ro: you coming on the tour?
[22:19:52] ~RM: "The dark hooded men have begun murmuring amongst each other, and one of the four steps in front of the trio suddenly. 'State your business, strangers. This town is not a place for the strange and suspicious. The laws of the dark lord demand we bring you in for questioning post haste.'"
[22:20:37] ~Umber St'ro: Oh the dark lord. I'm umber St'ro I'm here on official business.
[22:20:41] • ~Umber St'ro pulls out papers
[22:20:46] @Leo Atlas: I'm just searching for a place to rest, good sir. Is that too much to axsk?
[22:20:56] @Leo Atlas: (ask* Truck dyslexia)
[22:21:31] Sprite Tan: Ah, servants of our Dark Lord, my apologies for disturbing the peace in any way. I was merely stopping to smell these lovely flowers on my way through.
[22:22:08] ~RM: "Umber St'ro's papers are so impressive that the guards are taken aback. 'We're so sorry, Mr. St'ro, we meant no disrespect.' Tan and Atlas did not impress the guards, however, so they ask 'Are they with you, Sir St'ro?'
[22:23:14] ~Umber St'ro: Well, I was just about to take these two in, but you can handle them if you have the time. Your call, but I get paid on commission, so it would be much better if I did, I can bring you back some of the money if it's really necessary.
[22:24:17] ~Umber St'ro: so where are you swarthy guards going?
[22:25:40] ~RM: "Umber St'ro is so convincing to them that the guards are more than willing to let him take the prisoners in to their custody. 'Of course you can handle them, Sir St'ro, and keep the money. As for us, we were headed back to the Mayor's manor after this to report. We're actually headed there now, since this business is done."
[22:26:16] ~Umber St'ro: good luck in all your ventures. we'll be off too.
[22:26:37] @Leo Atlas: Wait...prisoners?
[22:26:45] • ~Umber St'ro takes the "prisoners" to town
[22:27:00] • Sprite Tan goes along with Umber
[22:27:09] ~RM: "The guards leave Umber St'ro to his business, and squee like school girls about meeting someone so cool."
[22:27:15] • @Leo Atlas follows Umber and Sprite tan
[22:27:22] ~Umber St'ro: so how about that tour?
[22:27:46] Sprite Tan: I suppose I'll take it.
[22:28:25] @Leo Atlas: I'd love to, but I have no way to afford it.
[22:28:31] @Leo Atlas: I have nearly no money in my name
[22:28:50] ~Umber St'ro: that's fine, the gold coin was for the piggy back ride that accompanies the tour, you'd be too heavy anyway.
[22:29:02] ~Umber St'ro: let's go.
[22:29:06] Sprite Tan: (oh Truck yes)
[22:29:16] • Sprite Tan hands over a gold coin
[22:29:25] ~Frost: (you really need to be a freak about everything don't you Invalid?)
[22:30:10] @Leo Atlas: (That's mean)
[22:30:17] • @Leo Atlas follows Umber on the tour
[22:30:19] ~Umber St'ro: (he knows I like it)
[22:30:29] ~Frost: (see, he's fine)
[22:30:32] • Sprite Tan tries to mount st'ro
[22:30:43] ~RM: "Tan climbs atop St'ro, who imediately remembers he has a trick knee and collapses to the ground like a sack of bricks. (FAIL Crit)"
[22:30:54] ~Umber St'ro: O
[22:31:01] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[22:31:13] ~Frost: ("the they all die")
[22:31:13] Sprite Tan: (GFD)
[22:31:20] ~Frost: then*)
[22:31:27] @Leo Atlas: (OMG I'm dying)
[22:31:46] @Leo Atlas: (That was beautiful)
[22:31:48] Sprite Tan: A- Oh my, that hurts, that hurts quite a bit.
[22:32:02] ~Umber St'ro: I'm so sorry tan, let's try this again with a little better bracing.
[22:32:26] • Sprite Tan tries to climb up again
[22:32:36] ~Frost: (this is so weird)
[22:32:42] @Leo Atlas: (lol sorta)
[22:32:43] • ~Umber St'ro heads into town
[22:32:49] Sprite Tan: (눈_눈)
[22:32:50] • @Leo Atlas follows
[22:33:09] ~Umber St'ro: if you'll look to your left you'll see the bar, it's very pretty as you can tell. They sell ale... oh and food sometimes
[22:33:52] @Leo Atlas: Any specific type? Or your run-of-the-mill ale?
[22:34:53] Sprite Tan: What sort of food?
[22:34:59] ~Umber St'ro: well, they sell the dark lord's select
[22:35:09] ~Umber St'ro: order anything else and you'll be labelled a traitor
[22:35:20] Sprite Tan: Why do they even offer anything else?
[22:35:32] @Leo Atlas: Oh
[22:35:35] ~RM: (Critical logic.)
[22:35:39] ~Umber St'ro: official laws that require them to entrap people.
[22:36:01] Sprite Tan: Interesting.
[22:36:08] ~Umber St'ro: wanna go in?
[22:36:38] ~RM: (Frost, you can be in this bar.)
[22:36:39] @Leo Atlas: I don't see why not
[22:36:55] ~Frost: (am I really the type to do that? XD)
[22:36:58] Sprite Tan: I suppose so. It would be interesting to see such an establishment.
[22:37:13] Sprite Tan: (you;'re there to eat frost)
[22:37:16] @Leo Atlas: (Yes. Your character is alcoholic)
[22:37:18] ~Umber St'ro: that was kind of a rhetorical question, but suit yourselves. I can't fit through the door, so if you're quick I'll stand watch.
[22:37:52] Sprite Tan: Oh then I'll just wait. I'd rather not risk another failed climb.
[22:38:03] @Leo Atlas: Ah. It would be rather rude to leave you here.
[22:38:23] • ~Frost waits in the bar for you guys to never show up
[22:38:27] Sprite Tan: (Frost's face right now: 눈_눈)
[22:38:31] @Leo Atlas: Although I would be willing to go in and buy you two some food.
[22:38:36] ~Umber St'ro: well, lets screw with them then
[22:38:41] ~Frost: (actually that's exatcly right shea(
[22:38:45] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[22:39:01] ~Frost: (gnome just go in)
[22:39:01] • ~Umber St'ro smashes some dirt and screams "HELP!!!"
[22:39:05] ~Umber St'ro: let's go
[22:39:13] • @Leo Atlas goes into the bar
[22:39:23] • ~Frost bumps into gnome on the way out the door
[22:39:37] @Leo Atlas: Oh, I'm sorry.
[22:39:39] ~Frost: Oh....oh my!
[22:39:44] • ~Frost takes a step back
[22:39:48] ~Frost: I'm so sorry sir
[22:39:52] • Sprite Tan looks down to see the little commotion
[22:40:01] • ~Frost curtsies
[22:40:14] ~Umber St'ro: alright, looks like he misunderstood what I meant by 'go'
[22:40:18] ~Frost: I should have been looking where I was going
[22:40:26] @Leo Atlas: And I the same
[22:40:39] ~Frost: Well...I really should be leaving
[22:40:50] ~Umber St'ro: hello good samaratin, don't worry it was just an ice troll trying to get attention, I scared him off.
[22:41:18] ~RM: (Smooooooth)
[22:41:24] • Sprite Tan gives a polite wave to the girl.
[22:41:34] ~Frost: Oh, are these your companions?
[22:41:56] @Leo Atlas: Yes, actually. Mr. St'ro here was giving us a tour of the city/
[22:42:15] ~Frost: A tour? That sounds lovely.
[22:42:24] ~Frost: I actually just arrived here, an I am...quite lost
[22:42:29] ~Frost: will this cover it?
[22:42:35] • ~Frost pulls out a large sum of gold
[22:42:40] ~Umber St'ro: well, I'd offer you the piggy back ride but my knee's acting up enough today, wanna pay anyway?
[22:43:00] ~RM: "Suddenly, the men in black, all four of them, reappear, and they're not too happy looking. 'Umber St'ro, we went to the mayor and were quite shocked to learn that there is no such thing as 'The High Lord of Lordlyness', you and your companions are hearby under arrest.'"
[22:43:01] ~Frost: umm...that's quite alright
[22:43:17] ~Umber St'ro: it's a businessman's job to try right?
[22:43:23] ~Frost: Under arrest?
[22:43:38] • Sprite Tan calmly takes of mittens and puts them in her bag
[22:43:41] ~Frost: What's going on here?
[22:43:52] ~Umber St'ro: well, I have one thing to say to you guards.
[22:43:54] • @Leo Atlas draws his sword and shield
[22:43:59] ~Umber St'ro: I'M BIG AND YOU'RE SMALL!
[22:43:59] • ~Frost steps back
[22:44:22] ~Frost: My apologies, but I am not exactly familiar with these people. I'll just take my leave
[22:44:47] ~RM: "'That tears it!' The guards draw there swords, let the battle begin! And you, woman, you're under arrest for conspiring, so you're not going anywhere!'"
[22:45:16] • Sprite Tan jumps off of St'ro and aims a punch at the closest one's shin
[22:45:19] ~Frost: this isn't good... If they see my papers, they may try to take me back. I've got to get out of here, and fast
[22:45:23] ~Umber St'ro: I now you samaritan, you're frost, our families go way back, help us out this once, I was going to give you a free tour even.
[22:45:52] ~Frost: (I was planning on none of you knowing who I was XD)
[22:46:00] Sprite Tan: (well too bad 눈_눈)
[22:46:02] @Leo Atlas: (Well that's a shame. Go with it)
[22:46:03] ~Umber St'ro: (sorry)
[22:46:16] ~Frost: I uh... I don't know what you're talking about sir
[22:46:17] ~RM: "Shea-tan hits one of the guards in the shin, causing him to keel over in crippling pain. Another guard attacks St'ro, but fails to cause any kind of damage at all."
[22:46:28] ~Frost: You must have me mistaken for someone else, surely
[22:47:00] Sprite Tan: You should shut up and stay back little lady.
[22:47:01] ~Frost: Besides, I cannot be of any help here. I would only slow you down
[22:47:13] ~Frost: I beg your pardon?!
[22:47:17] • Sprite Tan aims an uppercut at a second guard
[22:47:28] ~Umber St'ro: why the secrecy, we have the same standing in this world, on the run from the dark lord, we could benefit a lot from being together.
[22:47:28] • @Leo Atlas aims a shield bash at the third guard
[22:47:46] ~Frost: I...I do not have time for this.
[22:47:50] • ~Frost attempts to escape
[22:48:02] ~Frost: (you better not lie on this roll XD)
[22:48:17] ~RM: "One of the the guards knocks Frost to the floor with great force, the two others are knocked over by Shea and Atlas."
[22:48:22] ~RM: "Only one remains."
[22:48:26] • ~Umber St'ro turns and makes a long swing at a guard.
[22:48:26] ~Frost: (gfdi)
[22:48:37] • ~Frost falls
[22:48:37] ~RM: (He critted, you rolled low.)
[22:48:43] ~Frost: oohf
[22:48:47] ~Frost: ...why you!
[22:48:52] • @Leo Atlas aims for the guard with the butt of his sword
[22:48:52] • Sprite Tan gestures at Atlas
[22:48:59] • ~Frost attempts to cast a spell at the gaurd
[22:49:37] ~RM: "Umber St'ro and Atlas work together to fell the last guard. Frost's spell is minimally effective. All guards are down, but not for long."
[22:49:47] @Leo Atlas: We should leave. Fast.
[22:50:00] Sprite Tan: Yep.
[22:50:09] Sprite Tan: Someone grab the little lady.
[22:50:19] ~Frost: Hey!
[22:50:27] • ~Frost rises to her feet and dusts self off
[22:50:38] • ~Frost runs in the opposite direction
[22:50:50] @Leo Atlas: She's going to get herself killed.
[22:50:53] • @Leo Atlas sighs
[22:50:54] ~Umber St'ro: I suppose
[22:50:59] • ~Umber St'ro grabs frost
[22:51:08] ~Frost: Hey! put me down!
[22:51:25] • ~Frost attempts a spell at St'ro
[22:51:33] @Leo Atlas: Umber, know anywhere we can go
[22:51:35] @Leo Atlas: ?
[22:51:42] @Leo Atlas: (*)
[22:51:44] ~RM: "Umber St'ro succesfully grabs Frost with his long Nas arms. His grip is rather strong, and he's not persueded by Frost's words. The spell is uneffective."
[22:51:57] ~RM: (Invalid's rolls are so good, Frost, you're not lucky today."
[22:52:01] ~Frost: (-.-)
[22:52:02] ~RM: *)
[22:52:04] ~Umber St'ro: kidnapping isn't really my style ya know, but you're not going to make it on your own, I know your bounty.
[22:52:13] ~Frost: (I'm supposed to be powerful gdi)
[22:52:21] ~Frost: (@qt)
[22:52:26] ~Umber St'ro: (that's the one thing my character doesn't know)
[22:52:40] ~RM: (I don't care, if the rolls say you're having a bad day, you're having a bad day. XD)
[22:52:46] ~Frost: (XD)
[22:53:01] Sprite Tan: Alright, we got a destination of sorts?
[22:53:02] @Leo Atlas: (This is beautiful)
[22:53:02] ~Frost: ....I really don't know what you're talking about, sir
[22:53:13] ~Frost: Now please, unhand me so I may be off on my way
[22:53:33] @Leo Atlas: Wait, but maybe I do.
[22:53:41] Sprite Tan: Girlie, you want to die?
[22:53:47] ~Frost: If it had not been for you ruffians, I would have been unnoticed
[22:53:50] • @Leo Atlas rustles around in his inventory, eventually finding a bounty book
[22:54:16] ~Umber St'ro: well you walked out right when the commotion was happening, are you deaf?
[22:54:18] ~RM: (Rolling for usefulness of the book)
[22:54:19] Sprite Tan: (Oh hi akira)
[22:54:35] ~Frost: I bumped into that man over there! It was not my fault!
[22:54:48] ~Frost: They mistook me for one of you
[22:55:04] ~RM: "The bounty book has some of the more popular bounties, but for others has very little information. Lady Frost is of the later varities, so not much about her is in the book."
[22:55:04] @Leo Atlas: (results on book usefulness?)
[22:55:12] @Leo Atlas: (Nvm)
[22:55:40] • ~Umber St'ro leads everyone to the red torch district
[22:55:43] @Leo Atlas: Well, my book doesn't say much, but you're definitely in here. And this is an older edition
[22:55:44] ~Umber St'ro: the guards don't hang out here
[22:55:52] ~Frost: .....hand me that!
[22:56:00] • ~Frost snatches the book
[22:56:07] • ~Frost flips through the pages
[22:56:18] Sprite Tan: Are we still sitting here?
[22:56:20] ~Frost: .......So it would seem
[22:56:26] @Leo Atlas: So yeah.
[22:56:30] • @Leo Atlas follows Umber
[22:56:31] • ~Frost incinerates the book out of frustration
[22:56:48] Sprite Tan: That could have had some useful things in it.
[22:57:03] @Leo Atlas: That was rude. >.>
[22:57:10] ~Frost: ....my apoligies
[22:57:18] ~Umber St'ro: don't worry about it
[22:57:28] ~Frost: please, accept this as compensation. I insist
[22:57:34] • ~Frost hands Leo a modest sum
[22:57:48] • @Leo Atlas places in inventory
[22:58:02] ~Umber St'ro: but since I basically highway robbed these two, let's get some stuff with the gold to help keep us alive
[22:58:05] @Leo Atlas: My thanks
[22:58:05] ~Umber St'ro: anyone need anything?
[22:58:12] @Leo Atlas: Well
[22:58:34] • Sprite Tan loots guards unconscious bodies
[22:58:35] ~RM: (Remember, this is a damn seedy district. I wouldn't wander around.)
[22:58:44] Sprite Tan: (dammit nevermind)
[22:59:03] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, it would be prudent to find some where to rest
[22:59:06] • ~Frost pokes at St'ro
[22:59:11] ~Frost: Would you mind unhanding me now?
[22:59:20] ~Frost: This is quite uncomfortable
[22:59:37] ~Umber St'ro: certainly
[22:59:40] • Sprite Tan A pretty little lady is safer up there in this sort of place.
[22:59:52] Sprite Tan: (why did that /me)
[23:00:02] ~Frost: were you thinking it?)
[23:00:03] Sprite Tan: *A pretty little lady is safer up there in this sort of place.
[23:00:22] ~Frost: I hardly see why any of you are concerned about my well being
[23:00:53] • ~Frost dusts self off a second time
[23:00:59] @Leo Atlas: Well, we inadvertently pulled you into this mess
[23:01:22] Sprite Tan: As such I suppose a sort of responsibility can be felt by all of us.
[23:01:43] ~RM: "Black hooded guards are thininly spread around the Red Torch district, but haven't noticed anyone. You, however, don't notice them, either."
[23:01:50] ~Frost: I...I really should not be burdening an unfamiliar group of travelers.
[23:01:54] ~Invalid: (for whatever reason I have to be Invalid)
[23:02:18] @Leo Atlas: (For what?)
[23:02:55] • Sprite Tan looks around for anyone suspicious, who could be overhearing us
[23:02:57] @Leo Atlas: It's no burden
[23:03:10] ~Frost: (someone help me think of a fancy sounding last name)
[23:03:17] Sprite Tan: (Rivialle)
[23:03:20] ~Invalid: do you really think we only care about your safety?
[23:03:26] @Leo Atlas: (Combine three differnet french words on google translate
[23:03:28] @Leo Atlas: )
[23:03:31] ~Invalid: we want to live too you know?
[23:03:36] ~RM: "Sprite Tan does not see anyone suspicious, except Umber, who doesn't count."
[23:03:55] ~Frost: Then allow me to leave
[23:04:03] ~Frost: You may worry about your own survival, and I mine
[23:04:18] ~Invalid: that will work out great
[23:04:37] ~Invalid: 1v4 and 3v4 are way better odds that 4v4
[23:04:49] ~Invalid: we'll be better off alone right?
[23:04:56] • ~Frost sighs
[23:05:05] @Leo Atlas: Indeed. Even with your magic, you're much better off if you stay with us.
[23:05:22] ~Frost: I suppose for now.....you are correct
[23:05:50] ~Frost: We would be best to leave this town immediately
[23:05:51] ~Frost: . It will not be long before the guards we defeated are noticed.
[23:05:56] Sprite Tan: So, who are you anyhow brat? St'ro knows who you are, but I sure don't.
[23:06:00] • ~Frost pulls out an expensive looking map
[23:06:10] ~Frost: I beg your pardon!
[23:06:15] • ~Frost shoots her a glare
[23:06:41] • Sprite Tan ...sticks her tongue out at her.
[23:06:45] • ~Frost sighs
[23:06:57] ~Frost: Though you are right, it is rather rude of me to not introduce myself
[23:07:06] • ~Frost bows
[23:07:17] ~Invalid: well, we need a plan more than a cat fight.
[23:07:38] ~Invalid: anyone?
[23:07:46] @Leo Atlas: Well
[23:07:54] ~Frost: I am Frost DeRivialle
[23:07:54] ~Invalid: anyone but leo?
[23:08:09] ~Frost: and all of you are?
[23:08:10] @Leo Atlas: >
[23:08:18] @Leo Atlas: I'm Leo, a traveler
[23:08:32] ~Invalid: I'm St'ro.
[23:09:02] Sprite Tan: I am Tan, of the sprites.
[23:09:52] ~Frost: I am delighted to make your acquaintances, despite these unfortunate circumstances.
[23:09:57] @Leo Atlas: First of all ,we need to find a safe way out of the city.
[23:10:21] ~RM: "The previously trounced guards are awake, and are informing other guards around the city. It's only a matter of time before shit gets real."
[23:10:25] Sprite Tan: Now, as for my opinion... St'ro is rather... visible. So we'll have to pick a careful route if we'd like to all get out.
[23:10:26] ~Invalid: that's not the most horrible thing I've ever heard, other than the "first" part
[23:11:02] ~Frost: I wish I could be of more service...but my magic will not be of much use to you all
[23:11:23] Sprite Tan: Do you have any cloaking spells?
[23:11:29] ~RM: (Cause he'll roll a two and teleport you into a jail cell.)
[23:11:38] ~Frost: Unfortunately no...
[23:11:44] ~Invalid: well since no one needs anything, too polite if you ask me, I'll just get some armor at the umber specialty shop
[23:11:57] @Leo Atlas: I can't cast magic to save my life.
[23:11:58] ~Frost: I am.....not very adept at magic like that
[23:12:05] Sprite Tan: Be quick St'ro
[23:12:12] • ~Frost hangs her head low
[23:12:13] • ~Invalid goes to the specialty shop
[23:12:57] ~Frost: We may not have much time
[23:12:59] • Sprite Tan removes hat and cloak and places them in her bag and looks around at the other party members.
[23:13:04] ~Invalid: wait outside the door please, and stay away from the corners unless you want a rough night.
[23:13:06] Sprite Tan: Do any of you have a piece of string?
[23:13:35] • ~Invalid walks into the specialty shop and say "how's it going" to the shop keep.
[23:14:01] ~RM: "'The Umber behind the counter nods as a greeting and says 'Fair, good sir. What can I do for you?'"
[23:14:05] • ~Frost pulls out a silver pocket watch and studies it anxiously
[23:14:31] • Sprite Tan sighs and looks around for anything to use to tie her hair up
[23:14:43] ~Invalid: I need something to keep me alive out there, what do you have in the way of body armor.
[23:14:49] ~Invalid: (?*)
[23:14:51] ~Frost: ....what are you looking for, miss?
[23:15:07] ~RM: "Sprite tan luckily finds something perfect for the task at hand, a small piece of string."
[23:15:22] • Sprite Tan picks up the string and ties her hair up
[23:15:44] @Leo Atlas: Ah
[23:15:55] @Leo Atlas: A duisguise
[23:16:00] Sprite Tan: I was looking for a piece of string, I make it a point to change my appearance a bit if I get into any story of trouble
[23:16:05] ~RM: "The Umber sighs and says "Sorry, sir, our armor supply is rather thin as of late, due to the Dark Lords rule. I'm afraid the most I can offer you is woven linen armor, for a measly one gold piece.'"
[23:16:33] • ~Frost creates a small ball of energy in hands out of sheer boredom
[23:16:34] Sprite Tan: You should do a small bit of work yourselves, lest you get spotted from a distance.
[23:16:45] ~Frost: ....perhaps you are right
[23:16:49] @Leo Atlas: Very true
[23:17:16] • Sprite Tan kneels near the ground and rubs some dirt onto her face and clothes.
[23:17:25] • ~Frost pulls a hooded cloak out of her bag
[23:17:28] ~Invalid: but the dark lord isn't like us, he's not an umber hulk, he doesn't understand. I'm sure there's something back there for people who care about what happens to our race.
[23:17:45] • ~Frost pins her hair up and pulls up the hood
[23:17:48] @Leo Atlas: Hmm
[23:18:03] @Leo Atlas: (I have no fucking idea hwo to change my appearance)
[23:18:43] ~Frost: ...maybe I have something?
[23:18:48] ~RM: "'Hmm... Alright, you raise a fair point. I'm rather strapped, as I said, but if you're fighting for the good of other Umber Hulks, I can sell you my last Copper armor set. Of course, I have to kick the price up to three pieces, but you're still getting it for a steal.'"
[23:18:53] • ~Frost searches her belongings
[23:19:04] ~Frost: (that's your cue queeny)
[23:19:37] ~Invalid: oh please, I said I know enough about umber hulks to recognize what's really a steal. what's the price, then we'll talk about who's stealing from who.
[23:19:44] • ~Invalid st'ro said, passively
[23:20:12] ~Invalid: (misread that as up "by" three, not up "to" three.
[23:20:29] ~Frost: (derp)
[23:20:36] ~Invalid: alright, I don't have time to give you the story about how I have only 2 gold pieces, let's get this done with.
[23:20:43] • ~Invalid hands over 3 gold pieces.
[23:20:44] ~RM: "Frost has a book of her spells, a large pile of around 30 gold pieces, a wooden staff, and, as luck would have it, a single use magic disguise mirror, that changes one persons apperence for a short while once."
[23:21:04] ~Frost: (wtf why wouldn't I use that on myself?!)
[23:21:22] ~RM: (You didn't ask earlier.)
[23:21:30] ~Frost: Ah! Here we are.
[23:21:41] @Leo Atlas: Oh, what's this?
[23:21:41] • ~Frost pulls out the magical armor
[23:21:45] • Sprite Tan does another security check of the area
[23:21:52] @Leo Atlas: (It's a mirror Frost)
[23:21:58] ~Frost: whatever XD
[23:22:00] ~Frost: )
[23:22:05] ~Frost: (I can read!)
[23:22:06] ~RM: "The Umber gives St'ro the armor. 'Pleasure doing buisness with you."'
[23:22:16] • ~Invalid steps out of the store
[23:22:30] ~RM: "Tan begins to notice the guards walking about."
[23:22:32] ~Frost: It was developed by my relatives. You can use it to change your appearance
[23:22:43] ~Invalid: good thing I had you three outside, the vendor was so racist he might not have even given me leather armor with you inside.
[23:22:53] • Sprite Tan hushes everyone
[23:22:59] ~Frost: I was.....planning to save this for myself. But right now you need it
[23:23:00] • ~Invalid equips the copper armor.
[23:23:05] Sprite Tan: Guys, there's more guards now, have you noticed?
[23:23:11] ~Frost: oh my
[23:23:15] ~Frost: What should we do?
[23:23:26] ~Frost: ...I...I might be able to try something
[23:23:37] Sprite Tan: We should calmly make way towards the city gates
[23:23:40] ~Frost: I can try to use magic to make them unconcious
[23:23:44] ~Frost: it may buy us some time
[23:23:51] @Leo Atlas: Like, a sleep spell?
[23:23:53] ~Frost: Yes
[23:23:57] @Leo Atlas: That could work.
[23:24:01] @Leo Atlas: but first
[23:24:05] ~Frost: Should i?
[23:24:07] Sprite Tan: What variety of sleep spell?
[23:24:08] ~Invalid: what's the worst that could happen?
[23:24:10] • @Leo Atlas uses the mirror
[23:24:32] ~Frost: Well....I could mess up and make a very conspicuous scene
[23:24:47] ~Frost: I have difficulty controlling weaker spells like that
[23:24:47] ~Invalid: we'd just have to run for it, seems like the same situation we're already in.
[23:24:52] Sprite Tan: Save it for now
[23:24:58] ~Frost: ....alright
[23:25:01] • ~Frost is downtrodden
[23:25:17] Sprite Tan: Let's get going. I'm sure you'll have a chance for it later.
[23:25:27] @Leo Atlas: Welp
[23:25:31] @Leo Atlas: Let's get going
[23:25:55] Sprite Tan: (in hindsight the mirror should have gone to st'ro)
[23:26:07] ~Frost: (it was queeny's idea damnit!)
[23:26:17] @Leo Atlas: (Well shit. That never occurred to me)
[23:26:37] ~Invalid: nice mirror leo, is it supposed to make you look... smarter?
[23:27:06] ~RM: "The guards suddenly notice the group and begin to walk towards them quickly. If only Umber St'ro wasn't a blatently obvious giant insect man, but oh well. The other's disguises make the guards unsure breifly, now would be a good time to leave."
[23:27:11] @Leo Atlas: Apparently, it's supposed ot make me look different, but I have no idea how to use it
[23:27:17] @Leo Atlas: Anyway
[23:27:19] ~Frost: ...let us take out leave
[23:27:22] Sprite Tan: Let's go.
[23:27:25] ~Invalid: oh my look at the time
[23:27:25] ~Frost: promptly, please
[23:27:34] • ~Invalid taps everyone's shoulders and walks towards the gate.
[23:27:37] • Sprite Tan stolls with purpone the Truck out of there
[23:27:56] • @Leo Atlas quickly follows Invalid St'ro
[23:27:59] • ~Frost falls into step beind Tan
[23:29:06] ~RM: "The crew makes there way to the gate, which is currently closed. Two guards stand in front of it, only letting those with permits or those they recognize through."
[23:29:26] ~RM: "With guards closing in fast, the crew has little time to get through."
[23:29:36] Sprite Tan: Wanna rush the gate?
[23:29:38] • ~Frost whispers
[23:29:48] ~Frost: I ave a permit, but they might recognize the name on it
[23:30:10] • @Leo Atlas whispers "If you think we can take them, Tan."
[23:30:15] • ~Invalid pulls out his fake permit, on my way to dark central
[23:30:34] Sprite Tan: Let St'ro try whatever he's doing for now/
[23:30:41] ~Frost: Forged documents?! You umber....I swear...
[23:30:59] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, let's go with that
[23:31:05] ~Invalid: well, I've been successful in the past, we don't have much time, someone choose.
[23:31:20] ~Invalid: like now.
[23:31:23] Sprite Tan: I'll give them some good punches if you Truck up
[23:31:28] • ~Frost pulls her permit out, just in case
[23:31:30] @Leo Atlas: Try St'ro
[23:31:36] ~Frost: or not
[23:31:57] • ~Invalid walks to the gate and flashes the documents, oh I saw you at the party last weekend, I gotta go though.
[23:32:01] • ~Frost pulls hood a little lower, to further conceal her face
[23:32:17] ~Invalid: (the second part was supposed to be in quotes.)
[23:32:57] ~RM: "The guard takes one look at the document, and then at Umber, and then sniffs. 'Yeah, right. These are about as fishy as the harbor. Get going, bug, I don't know you.'"
[23:33:10] ~Frost: ....what now?
[23:33:15] Sprite Tan: Bum rush the gate?
[23:33:17] ~Frost: should we show them mine?
[23:33:21] ~Invalid: alright, thanks
[23:33:28] ~Frost: either way we risk being exposed....
[23:33:35] • ~Invalid attempts to walk past the gate as if he just told him he was allowed through.
[23:33:49] ~Frost: I suggest we at least TRY to avoid a conflict- St'ro!
[23:33:57] • Sprite Tan attempts to follow behind
[23:34:07] • ~Frost sheepishly follows
[23:34:07] • @Leo Atlas follows tan
[23:34:24] ~Invalid: (st'ro is the fucking man)
[23:34:36] @Leo Atlas: (lol yeah)
[23:34:36] ~RM: '"The guards are dumstruck by the pure audacity of this act, and before they even utter a word, the party is far through the gate."
[23:34:38] Sprite Tan: (mother of god)
[23:34:44] ~RM: (Holy fucking shit.)
[23:34:53] ~Frost: (that actually worked?!)
[23:34:57] ~RM: (Yes.)
[23:34:57] @Leo Atlas: (LOL XD)
[23:35:04] ~Frost: (this is the stupidest fucking thing XD)
[23:35:08] ~RM: (The roll was ridiculous.)
[23:35:14] ~Frost: How in the world did we manage to pull this off?
[23:35:16] @Leo Atlas: (That's hilarious, did we get a crit or something?)
[23:35:24] @Leo Atlas: I'm not sure, but let's go with it
[23:35:34] @Leo Atlas: We have a lead, and I want to keep it
[23:35:38] • ~Frost pulls out her map
[23:35:38] Sprite Tan: That- That was hilarious!
[23:35:42] Sprite Tan: Bahaha!
[23:35:44] ~RM: (No, just pretty high. If it was a crit, Umber st'ro would get a free pair of sunglasses and a leather jacket.)
[23:35:46] ~Frost: Well, where should we go next?
[23:35:59] ~Frost: (brb in a sec)_
[23:36:21] @Leo Atlas: (LOL REALLY)
[23:36:21] Sprite Tan: I'm not familiar with the area... Leo? St'ro?
[23:36:37] @Leo Atlas: Hell if I know. Never been to this part of the world before.
[23:36:53] ~Frost: (back)
[23:37:11] ~Invalid: oh, so it's a language barrier thing, sorry about assuming you were an idiot leo
[23:37:12] Sprite Tan: ( http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RefugeInAudacity )
[23:37:48] ~RM: ("Crime, once exposed, has no refuge but audacity")
[23:37:53] ~RM: (Glorious.)
[23:38:04] ~Frost: Well, for now we should probably set up a camp
[23:38:15] ~Frost: Can someone make a fire?
[23:38:26] Sprite Tan: Aren't we a little close to the city?
[23:38:36] ~Frost: ( i thought we had walked by now XD)
[23:38:40] Sprite Tan: And aren;t you a mage?
[23:39:00] ~Frost: Wel....if I made it there could be....problems
[23:39:02] ~Frost: so to speak
[23:39:05] @Leo Atlas: I have some firestarters, once we get far enough away, we should set up camp
[23:39:24] ~Frost: We would all be better off if I did not try
[23:40:05] Sprite Tan: Alrighty then kids.
[23:40:45] @Leo Atlas: Let's get moving
[23:41:07] ~Frost: Well, when we do set up, I have a decently sized tent that i would be willing to share with this rude girl.
[23:41:41] Sprite Tan: Oh my, rude?
[23:42:15] ~Frost: Your comments this evening have been quite.....inflammatory
[23:43:34] Sprite Tan: Eh? This is how all us sprites talk. Haven't you ever met one, little lady?
[23:43:35] @Leo Atlas: St'ro, do you have any idea where we're going? You seem to be from this area
[23:43:43] ~Frost: I...have not
[23:43:56] Sprite Tan: 'splains alot.
[23:44:01] ~Invalid: I know where things are, but I have no clue what we should be doing right now.
[23:44:03] • Sprite Tan totally bullshitting
[23:44:07] ~Frost: They are not commonly seen in the region I inhabit.
[23:44:25] ~Invalid: if someone knows of a general kind of place we should be, I can get us to one.
[23:44:40] ~Frost: I am afraid I don't know.
[23:44:52] ~Frost: ...why don't we try here for now?
[23:44:53] Sprite Tan: And what region would that be?
[23:44:59] • ~Frost points to closest town on the map
[23:45:05] @Leo Atlas: Going somewhere where the guards don't want our heads on platters, preferably
[23:45:18] ~Frost: (Shea I didn't make that up yet -.-)
[23:45:24] Sprite Tan: Might need to head out of the country
[23:45:57] Sprite Tan: The black guard can be persistent.
[23:46:10] @Leo Atlas: Very true
[23:46:15] ~Frost: Well, we may need more supplies than we have
[23:46:27] ~Frost: Going to another town would be best
[23:46:30] ~Frost: so we may stock up
[23:46:38] @Leo Atlas: For the moment, this seems like a good plan
[23:46:55] Sprite Tan: We should stay out of town and send one person in
[23:46:59] ~Frost: Hopefully, so long as we act quickly, we will not be noticed.
[23:47:07] ~Frost: That is a good plan
[23:47:11] Sprite Tan: They may be looking for a group of our decription
[23:47:14] ~Invalid: well we probably could have got stuff in the last town if you guys weren't so shy about your needs.
[23:47:14] ~Frost: Who is the least conspicuous?
[23:47:25] @Leo Atlas: Erm
[23:47:33] • Sprite Tan glances at Leo
[23:47:37] ~Invalid: any of us are inconspicuous with your disguise
[23:47:55] ~Frost: Unfortunately, that was only a one time use.
[23:47:55] @Leo Atlas: I am, considering the magic mirror
[23:48:06] @Leo Atlas: but How much longer will it last?
[23:48:08] ~Invalid: oh, that's too bad.
[23:48:15] ~Frost: it is a 24 hour effect
[23:48:39] ~Invalid: well we could send leo, he'd live the easiest, but he wouldn't get us a very good deal
[23:48:41] ~Frost: If we can purchase the ingredients, I can make us a solution to recharge it.
[23:48:52] ~Invalid: in fact, I think he'd give the money to a bum
[23:49:00] Sprite Tan: How expensive are these ingredients girly girl?
[23:49:10] @Leo Atlas: I may not have St'ro silver tongue, but I'm not completely incompitent
[23:49:21] ~Frost: .....I'm not entirely sure. I've never had to buy them myself
[23:49:43] Sprite Tan: I suppose I could go in with this kid. We'd be inconspicuous enough.
[23:50:07] • ~Frost takes off her bag and removes her important belongings from it
[23:50:10] ~Frost: here, take this
[23:50:18] Sprite Tan: Me?
[23:50:20] ~Frost: It is enchanted to contain a great deal of space
[23:50:30] ~Frost: you can fit anything you might need to buy in here
[23:50:35] ~Invalid: alright sprite, make me proud
[23:50:48] • Sprite Tan takes bag carefully.
[23:50:48] ~Invalid: wait, could we just be in the bag too?
[23:51:18] ~Frost: (No. Because there's no air in hamerspace.)
[23:51:42] ~Frost: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hammerspace
[23:51:44] ~Invalid: (my character can't hear through parenthesis)
[23:51:59] ~Frost: (I don't know what to actually say to that)
[23:52:18] ~Frost: No. It's not meant to contain living beings. It may not be safe
[23:52:24] Sprite Tan: I hear there's a high chance of suffocating in pocket dimensions
[23:52:47] ~Invalid: well I've never been one to suffocate
[23:53:03] @Leo Atlas: Well
[23:53:10] ~Invalid: (meaning I'm not going in)
[23:53:20] Sprite Tan: Well then. I suppose I;ll need a list of things to get.
[23:53:20] ~Frost: Good luck you two
[23:53:20] @Leo Atlas: We should get going
[23:53:29] ~Frost: oh, of course
[23:53:41] ~Frost: let us all compile one
[23:53:45] @Leo Atlas: (ugh shit)
[23:53:49] @Leo Atlas: ( ihave to go in like
[23:53:52] @Leo Atlas: 2 minutes)
[23:53:52] ~Frost: ( we should probably just montage this part)
[23:53:58] ~Frost: (like the shopping too)
[23:54:01] @Leo Atlas: Yeah
[23:54:03] ~RM: (We can pause and continue later.)
[23:54:05] @Leo Atlas: ()
[23:54:12] ~RM: (Everyone good with suspending?)
[23:54:12] ~Frost: (good idea queeny)
[23:54:14] Sprite Tan: (let's pause)
[23:54:17] ~Frost: (I am)
[23:54:25] ~Frost: (I have to get up early anyway
[23:54:28] @Leo Atlas: (I second (third?) that)
[23:54:36] ~Invalid: (we're pausing)
[23:54:46] @Leo Atlas: (Oh yeah, it's midnight for you guys

[19:17:58] ~RM: (As you all know from Invalid's description, Shea and I were having sex with ants.)
[19:18:16] ~Frost: ....(I hope you used condoms)
[19:18:24] ~Frost: (ant herpes is still herpes!)
[19:18:54] Leo Atlas: (Is it though?)
[19:19:05] ~Frost: (yes. I'm a professional)
[19:19:08] ~RM: (I don't know what ants call ant herpes.)
[19:19:23] Leo Atlas: (They call it herpes)
[19:19:54] ~RM: (Alright, whenever we're all ready to roll, then.)
[19:20:02] ~Frost: (i am.)
[19:20:26] Leo Atlas: (ditto)
[19:20:29] ~Umber St'ro: (ready, and here's me: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/28512371/Umber%20St%27ro.png )
[19:20:48] ~Frost: (.........)
[19:20:56] Leo Atlas: (LOL)
[19:21:11] ~Frost: (let's just go already)
[19:21:40] Leo Atlas: (Wait. We're missing a Shea)
[19:21:59] ~Frost: (Queenpants we need the shea)
[19:22:30] ~Umber St'ro: (check your pockets rm, is there a shea in them?)
[19:22:37] Sprite Tan: (ready god)
[19:22:41] ~RM: "Everyone has just recently escaped the city of Dreamville, Leo and Sprite are headed to city to have a shopping montage while St'ro and Frost are waiting behind, as they may as well be rainbow monohorned giraffes."
[19:23:25] Leo Atlas: (Wait so what did we buy? Just unimportant gubbins?)
[19:23:35] ~Frost: (...gooood question)
[19:23:40] ~Frost: (provisions?)
[19:23:50] Sprite Tan: (and potion ingredients for Frost)
[19:24:00] Leo Atlas: (Provisions, shelter for St'ro, potion ingredients)
[19:24:09] Leo Atlas: (More healing supplies)
[19:24:15] Sprite Tan: (we still have to buy them yet)
[19:24:26] ~Frost: (should we roll to decide how much monies we have left after?)
[19:24:31] ~Umber St'ro: (buying shelter for me?)
[19:24:44] Leo Atlas: (Like a tent)
[19:24:54] ~Frost: (I have one for me and shea)
[19:24:55] • ~Umber St'ro (is 8 feet tall)
[19:25:00] ~Frost: (no boyz allowed!)
[19:25:05] ~RM: (Alright, I'll roll. Whose money is being used?)
[19:25:12] ~Frost: (all of ours together
[19:25:15] ~Frost: I'd assume)
[19:25:16] Leo Atlas: (And I have one, considering I travel everywhere)
[19:25:36] ~Frost: (if you had a tent why were you looking for a place to rest in Dreamville?)
[19:25:53] ~Umber St'ro: (st'ro will give the money since he was going to spend it buying them stuff earlier anyway)
[19:26:11] Leo Atlas: (Because sleeping on the ground sucks)
[19:26:18] ~Frost: (just take it out of our total funds.)
[19:26:20] Sprite Tan: (dreamvile)
[19:26:28] ~RM: (What all did you buy? Make a concise list.)
[19:26:41] ~Frost: (....why do we need to do that?)
[19:26:57] Sprite Tan: (inventory)
[19:27:11] ~Frost: (well, the potion stuff will just get used up.)
[19:27:21] ~Frost: (so we don't need to really bother with that.)
[19:27:29] ~RM: (So you're not pulling pocket knifes, torches, magical books, and rockets out of your rears.)
[19:27:55] Leo Atlas: (food, healing stuff, fire starters)
[19:27:55] ~Frost: (I already have a book XP)
[19:28:03] Leo Atlas: (And weapons?)
[19:28:30] Leo Atlas: (Do we need those?)
[19:28:48] ~Frost: (can we really afford them though?)
[19:28:55] ~Frost: (I mean most of us already have some)
[19:29:02] ~RM: (You all have default weapons.)
[19:29:14] ~RM: (I put them in your inventory.)
[19:29:16] ~Frost: (not invalid)
[19:29:25] ~RM: (He has a dagger.)
[19:29:31] ~Umber St'ro: (yeah)
[19:29:40] Captain Si: (0.0)
[19:29:48] ~Frost: (this is taking too long XD)
[19:29:53] Leo Atlas: (Right. I just remembered I had a sword and shield)
[19:29:58] ~Umber St'ro: if we discussed it in character it would be much faster
[19:30:01] ~Umber St'ro: ()*
[19:30:07] ~Frost: (good job!)
[19:30:37] Princess Natalie: (back to my normal name!)
[19:30:40] Leo Atlas: (not literally. that was the only thing I remembered from yesterday)
[19:30:42] ~Umber St'ro: well what do we need in town this time crew?
[19:30:46] ~RM: (Just start discussing in character. Get a list together, I'm not spending a rnaomd amount of your gold for a sack of Deus Ex Machina.)
[19:31:00] ~RM: *random
[19:31:04] ~Frost: (food. Tent. Potion shit.)
[19:31:07] Sprite Tan: So what do you guys need Leo and I to pick up from in town?
[19:31:10] ~Frost: (anything else peeps?)
[19:31:34] Leo Atlas: Healing supplies, rations, potion crap
[19:31:42] ~Umber St'ro: the only thing's I could need are a big Nas tent, and potentially some poison for the old dagger or a guide to find poisonous plants. oh and we all need food don't we?
[19:31:48] ~Frost: (would he really say it like that? -.-)
[19:31:55] ~Umber St'ro: (yes)
[19:31:57] ~Frost: (@both of you XD)
[19:32:14] ~Frost: (yesterday we was all speakin formal n shit.)
[19:32:34] • ~Frost hands Tan a list of potion ingredients
[19:32:47] ~Umber St'ro: (st'ro only spoke formally to people he was grifting)
[19:32:48] Leo Atlas: (Well, that was because he just met you guys)
[19:32:49] ~Frost: I will require all of these, if we want to use the mirror again later.
[19:33:15] ~Frost: (wait, are we all literate? XD)
[19:33:20] ~Frost: ( I just thought of that)
[19:33:23] Sprite Tan: (I am)
[19:33:27] Leo Atlas: (Yes)
[19:33:28] Sprite Tan: (Leo might not be)
[19:33:39] ~Umber St'ro: (st'ro is he needs to be to know what his papers say)
[19:33:58] ~Frost: (Well, I'm educated and such)
[19:34:07] Sprite Tan: (and frost is a rich chick)
[19:34:14] ~Frost: (:3)
[19:34:36] Leo Atlas: (I can't read like philosophical texts, but I can read decently)
[19:34:44] ~Frost: Now then, please be expedient. We do not have much time to spend on these errands.
[19:34:59] ~RM: (Amen. So what was the final list?)
[19:35:08] ~Frost: It may only be a matter of time before word them of us.
[19:35:16] ~Frost: reaches them*
[19:35:18] ~Frost: (bleh)
[19:35:33] ~Umber St'ro: (word dog)
[19:35:44] Sprite Tan: Alrighty girly, will do. Come along Leo.
[19:35:50] Leo Atlas: (Food, survival materials, potion gubbins, tent for unvalid)
[19:35:55] Leo Atlas: Let's get going
[19:36:14] ~Frost: (montaaage gooo!)
[19:36:45] • Leo Atlas (starts playing eye of the tiger)
[19:37:42] ~RM: "Leo and Sprite arrived in the town, ready to shopping montage. The total price of the materials is a mere three gold."
[19:37:52] ~Frost: (oshit!)
[19:38:22] ~Frost: (coupon crit!)
[19:38:24] Leo Atlas: That's convineient
[19:39:36] Sprite Tan: Okay, Leo take this piece of gold and go find a tent and the food. I'll go get the potion ingredients and survival materials. Sound good?
[19:39:48] Leo Atlas: Yep
[19:39:55] Sprite Tan: Alright then, I
[19:40:16] ~Frost: (did not finish my sentence!)
[19:40:18] Sprite Tan: *Alright then I'll meet up with you back with the others
[19:40:28] • Leo Atlas goes off to find the food and other stuff
[19:40:54] • Sprite Tan heads straight through the town and out the other side once Leo is out of view
[19:41:03] ~Umber St'ro: so frost, how's the outlaw life?
[19:41:07] • ~Frost sits on the ground
[19:41:12] • ~Frost unfolds her magical map
[19:41:17] ~Frost: Come here, St'ro
[19:41:22] • ~Umber St'ro comes there
[19:41:29] ~RM: (D'aaww, OTP.)
[19:41:32] • ~Frost says a chant over the map and Tan's image comes into view
[19:41:43] Sprite Tan: (YOU FUCKING WHORE)
[19:41:45] ~Frost: I left a charm inside of the bag I gave her
[19:41:47] ~RM: (Deus ex Trackina)
[19:41:49] ~Umber St'ro: oh that's lovely.
[19:41:49] ~Frost: I do not trust this girl
[19:41:57] ~Frost: (i thought of this in advance XD
[19:42:00] ~Frost: (you can ask her)
[19:42:09] ~Frost: (we talked yesterday. And I have logs to prove it!)
[19:42:10] Sprite Tan: ( I didn;t know it was thiiiis)
[19:42:21] ~Frost: (no. She thought I was going to blow her up.)
[19:42:26] ~Umber St'ro: I don't but I was going to spend the money on them earlier so if they steal it, it's no skin off my bones.
[19:42:28] Sprite Tan: (I said I thought you were gonna make the bag explode)
[19:42:36] ~Frost: (same thing shea XD)
[19:42:41] • Sprite Tan flips a coin with a grin
[19:42:43] ~Frost: (you'd die too.)
[19:42:49] ~Frost: I knew it!
[19:42:54] ~Frost: That fiendish girl!
[19:43:18] ~Umber St'ro: so, do we have a plan for this?
[19:43:20] Sprite Tan: Gonna get me a nice bowl a' hot soup with all of this coin!
[19:43:28] ~Frost: ....I did not think that far ahead
[19:43:35] ~Frost: What should we do about her?
[19:43:46] ~Frost: Everything I need is not in her possesion. Only the money
[19:44:05] • Leo Atlas returns from buying stuff
[19:44:17] ~Frost: Leo, you should come look at this.
[19:44:24] • ~Frost gestures at map
[19:44:26] Leo Atlas: What's going on?
[19:44:30] ~Frost: see for yourself
[19:44:54] ~RM: (And meanwhile, the Dark Lord continues his unstoppable conquest elsewhere.)
[19:45:03] ~Umber St'ro: well, she's going to run for it, not the best plan really, unless she's going to buy a dark guard proof vest.
[19:45:04] Sprite Tan: Swiggity swag, what's in the bag, lots of coin!~
[19:45:27] ~Frost: ....should we pursue this wretch?
[19:45:32] Leo Atlas: Yes, with haste
[19:45:55] ~Umber St'ro: alright, let's go then.
[19:46:00] ~Frost: I have nothing to carry my belongings in
[19:46:04] • ~Frost points at all her stuff
[19:46:12] ~Umber St'ro: that's alright I have a pouch.
[19:46:20] ~Frost: but the tent...
[19:46:32] ~Umber St'ro: do you want me to stay behind and set it up or something?
[19:46:40] ~Umber St'ro: it will still be here when we get back won't it?
[19:46:47] ~Frost: Perhaps.
[19:46:55] ~Frost: We may just have to risk it being taken
[19:47:08] ~Umber St'ro: well, we can at least hide it under something
[19:47:17] • ~Umber St'ro looks around for something big to put it under
[19:47:22] • ~Frost pushes it under a bush
[19:47:24] • Sprite Tan shoves bag of coin and regular bag into the bag she got as a gift from Frost so it looks like she's carrying less.
[19:47:29] ~Frost: let us make haste, before she gets too far
[19:47:50] Leo Atlas: Yes. We should get going now and stop talking
[19:47:59] ~Frost: I will keep track of her.
[19:48:28] Leo Atlas: Ok
[19:48:29] ~Frost: St'ro, I request that you allow me to.....ride on your back. So that I may concentrate.
[19:49:15] ~Umber St'ro: I suppose, you are heavier than tan, but I've had some time to recover
[19:49:23] • ~Umber St'ro allows frost to climb up.
[19:49:28] ~Frost: ....pardon me?
[19:49:37] • ~Frost gives him a look of annoyance
[19:49:46] ~Umber St'ro: she's a sprite, would anorexia be a compliment?
[19:49:56] ~Frost: .....do nto say such foolish things
[19:50:01] ~Frost: Now run!
[19:50:07] ~RM: "Umber St'ro succesfully is mounted by Lady Frost, his trick knee doesn't act up."
[19:50:24] ~Frost: (don't say it like that you freak)
[19:50:33] • ~Umber St'ro runs with frost on his back
[19:50:55] ~Frost: (gnome)
[19:50:57] ~Frost: (run)
[19:51:05] • Leo Atlas follows
[19:51:07] • Sprite Tan wonders if she could hail a coach with some of this coin in the next town
[19:51:09] • Leo Atlas quickly
[19:51:13] • ~Frost provides directions
[19:51:28] ~Frost: (so when are we going to find her? XD)
[19:52:08] ~RM: "As luck would have it, Sprite Tan is fully capable of hailing a cab with just one coin. They always stop for cute girls, obviously."
[19:53:27] Leo Atlas: Well
[19:53:33] Leo Atlas: This is a problem
[19:53:54] ~Frost: .......St'ro, do you think you can outrun horses?
[19:54:23] ~Frost: (doesn't know how much distance is between us and her cuz no one fucking answered me XD)
[19:54:23] ~Umber St'ro: longer legs, I could try.
[19:54:29] • Sprite Tan wonders how near the next town is
[19:55:25] ~RM: "The nearest town is about a fifteen minute carriage ride away."
[19:55:31] Leo Atlas: (how far away are we?)
[19:55:43] Leo Atlas: (from Shea)
[19:56:22] ~Umber St'ro: hold my hat please
[19:56:25] • ~Umber St'ro starts running
[19:56:32] ~Frost: If we can get close enough, I may be able to cast a spell on her cab
[19:56:33] • Sprite Tan looks both behind and ahead of her, to see it there might be a carriage about
[19:57:39] • Leo Atlas checks the area for Sprite
[19:57:43] ~RM: "At the current time, the party is only 30 minutes away from Shea by foot, and St'ro is capable of running at about the speed of your average horse for the time being."
[19:57:56] Leo Atlas: Oh, I'm dumb
[19:57:58] Leo Atlas: ()
[19:58:09] ~Umber St'ro: (double fail)
[19:58:23] • Sprite Tan hails a cab and enters it paying for her fare
[19:58:54] ~RM: "It will take St'ro about twenty minutes to catch Shea, they will arrive at the next town at about the same time, Shea has a five minute head start."
[19:59:16] ~Frost: (how da fuk did she get so far ahead of us?)
[19:59:22] Leo Atlas: (I'm left in the dust)
[19:59:39] ~Frost: (wait, we gotta deal with her without gnome?)
[19:59:42] ~Frost: (fak)
[19:59:53] Leo Atlas: (Yeah.)
[20:00:14] ~Umber St'ro: (wait, before we leave him behind, yell out what town it looks like we're running to)
[20:00:30] ~Frost: (....I can't think of a name :<)
[20:00:46] ~Umber St'ro: (swampwood)
[20:00:51] Leo Atlas: (Works for me)
[20:01:13] ~Frost: We are heading towards the town called swampwood! Please, try to meet up with us there as quickly as you can!
[20:01:38] ~Frost: We may require your assistance in dealing with the girl!
[20:01:51] Leo Atlas: I will!
[20:02:07] Leo Atlas: Don't worry, I'll hail another cab and meet you there!
[20:02:36] ~Frost: (montage?)
[20:02:38] Sprite Tan: (with what money)
[20:02:44] ~Frost: .....)
[20:02:51] ~Frost: (fak)
[20:02:52] Leo Atlas: (I have money Frost gave me earlier)
[20:02:54] ~Umber St'ro: (he'll sell his body apparently)
[20:02:56] Sprite Tan: (hahahaaha)
[20:03:04] Leo Atlas: (Wow Invalid)
[20:03:04] ~Frost: (that will take too long!)
[20:03:15] ~Umber St'ro: (wow what?)
[20:03:34] Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[20:03:37] ~RM: (I'll roll to see what happens.)
[20:05:16] ~RM: "Atlas, left in the dust, returns to dreamville, and needs to work to pay off the debt. No one knws what he did while he was there, bt in one hour, he'll be there. Shea gets a five minute head start on St'ro and Frost, who in turn get a fourty minute start on Atlas."
[20:05:37] ~Frost: .......(fak)
[20:06:37] Leo Atlas: (Why do I have a debt? I decent amount of money from Frost and one coin from before)
[20:06:53] ~RM: (Which was in the pot Tan stole._
[20:07:11] Sprite Tan: (:3)
[20:07:46] • Sprite Tan turn to the coach driver and asks
[20:08:04] Sprite Tan: Where is the nearest place I could get a hot bowl of soup?
[20:08:32] Leo Atlas: ( I didn't have any with me? I took one coin to go shopping with ._.)
[20:08:46] Sprite Tan: (and you spent it on the stuff you bought)
[20:09:28] ~RM: "'You could get some soup at the Swampy Ladle. Don't let the name fool you, though, it's actually not that bad. In comparison to the Hot Trots Inne, anyway. That's only a few block down from here, on the right. Can't miss it.'"
[20:09:54] Sprite Tan: Thank you, kind sir.
[20:10:17] • Sprite Tan heads to the place mentioned
[20:11:05] ~Frost: (omg. I just had a plot idea)
[20:11:44] Sprite Tan: Hello there? I heard I could get some wonderful soup here!
[20:11:51] Leo Atlas: (going to share? I have nothing but time)
[20:13:23] ~RM: '"Eh, I suppose, Lady. We're runnin' low today, though, and to be honest, I don't like your face. That'll be five gold, or nothing. I really don't have time for this.'"
[20:14:20] Sprite Tan: Oh, I don't mind paying that price. I'm sure the soup is delicious enough to warrant it.
[20:14:34] ~Frost: (cuz it's my money you lil Butch from Team Rocket)
[20:14:38] • Sprite Tan hands over five gold coins
[20:14:42] ~Umber St'ro: I hear money being spent!
[20:16:00] ~RM: "'Alright, here you go, if you're willing to spend this much on a bowl of soup.' The soup man serves Shea her bowl of soup, and Frost and St'ro roll into town. Then, disaster! St'ro's trick knee finally caught up with him, he decides to opt out of the strenous activity of catching Sprite."
[20:16:26] • ~Frost sighs
[20:16:38] ~Frost: If you cannot continue on, I will have to face the girl alone...
[20:16:46] ~Frost: Please, wait here.
[20:16:58] ~Umber St'ro: good luck, I'll make up the difference of what she spent already out here.
[20:17:00] ~Frost: Perhaps Leo will arrive soon?
[20:17:06] • Sprite Tan consumes soup with a cheerful gusto
[20:17:09] Leo Atlas: (Where am I atm?)
[20:17:14] • ~Frost takes off into town in pursuit of Tan
[20:17:30] ~RM: (About fourty minutes from town, by math you're working at an odd job.)
[20:17:34] • ~Umber St'ro turns his hat upside down and pretends to be homeless
[20:17:47] Leo Atlas: (Ok)
[20:17:49] ~Frost: According to this...she should be....here?
[20:17:54] • ~Frost looks up at building
[20:18:05] • Sprite Tan taps spoon against bowl.
[20:18:11] Sprite Tan: Another bowl please!
[20:18:16] ~Frost: Well, here it goes....
[20:18:27] • ~Frost forcefully opens the door
[20:18:34] • ~Frost zeroes in on Tan
[20:18:36] ~RM: "'Well, uh, that's another five pieces, lady."'
[20:18:41] ~Frost: You!
[20:18:42] • ~Umber St'ro starts singing "when the dark lord goes marching in"
[20:18:54] • Sprite Tan hands over gold while staring purposefully at Frost
[20:19:05] • ~Frost galres at her
[20:19:11] • ~Frost also glares
[20:19:22] ~Frost: Unhand my belongings at once!
[20:19:44] ~RM: "St'ro's singing voice is so wonderful that several people drop coins totaling around ten gold. He also is attracting a crowd of entertained citizens."
[20:19:45] • Sprite Tan gives Frost what will in the distant future be referred to as a troll face
[20:20:06] Sprite Tan: Hello, missy? You must have me mistaken with someone else.
[20:20:15] ~Frost: ......you insolent little wretch!
[20:20:21] ~Umber St'ro: does anyone have a request, I might not know the song, but you can sing it and I'll sing it back!
[20:20:52] Sprite Tan: Oh my, what language! Perhaps you should go find your mama and papa
[20:21:02] • ~Frost as her temper flares, she begins to lose control of her latent magical energy
[20:21:09] ~Frost: How Dare you!
[20:21:26] • Leo Atlas is on his way to swampwood
[20:21:33] ~RM: "Just then, the Black Guard swoops into the Swampy Ladle, five of them with weapons draw. "'You two stop right there! The soup man sent a messenger to us that you ladies match the desciptions of two fugetives that assulted guards and left town without a permit in Dreamsville! You're under arrest!"'
[20:22:07] • ~Frost turns to face the guard, magical aura radiating around her
[20:22:16] ~Frost: Is that so?
[20:22:22] ~RM: "The shills suddenly realize the St'ro is playing them, swarm that hat, and leave only two gold pieces before dispersing."
[20:22:38] • ~Frost prepares to fight
[20:22:43] Sprite Tan: Oh my! What a strange coincidence! I'm on my way to Dreamvile, but I haven't been there yet. You must have me confused with someone else?
[20:23:01] ~Frost: Give up the act you fool.
[20:23:06] ~Umber St'ro: Oh I see how it is, just because I'm an umber hulk I can't be homeless.
[20:23:07] ~Frost: Your ruse will fail.
[20:23:15] • ~Umber St'ro puts the other two coins in his pocket
[20:23:21] ~Frost: Join me now, or stay out of my way
[20:23:27] ~RM: "Your ruse has failed, Butch from Team Rocket! Now yield!"'
[20:23:32] • Sprite Tan sighs
[20:23:36] ~Frost: (osnap)
[20:24:12] Leo Atlas: (trace, hwo far now?)
[20:24:12] Sprite Tan: Oh my, such language to use on a polite little lady. I hope your prepared to get my fist up your Nas.
[20:24:48] ~RM: (About ten minutes to go, Atlas.)
[20:24:48] • ~Frost ignores her in favor of casting a spell at the gaurds
[20:24:53] • ~Umber St'ro peeks into the restaurant to see how it's going
[20:25:01] ~Umber St'ro: oh my, quite a scene
[20:25:27] ~Umber St'ro: that's the Butch from Team Rocket that stole my mom's medicine!
[20:25:34] Leo Atlas: (Can I learn to play saxophone on the way there ._.)
[20:25:35] ~RM: "Frost has a succesful spell for once, and two guards fall to the ground, dead. The other three are too frightened to move, and back into the bar."
[20:25:45] ~Frost: (w00t!)
[20:25:50] ~RM: (Yes, that was your odd job.)
[20:25:50] ~Frost: Come, St'ro!
[20:26:00] • ~Frost snatches the bag while Tan is distracted
[20:26:05] • ~Frost runs out the door
[20:26:05] • Sprite Tan equips brass knuckles and goes to punch a guard in the crotch
[20:26:12] • ~Umber St'ro enters the restaurant
[20:26:22] ~Frost: (he said they were dead XD)
[20:26:27] ~Frost: (I am confused)
[20:26:37] Leo Atlas: (only two are Frost)
[20:26:39] Sprite Tan: (What, I can still punch them in the crotch)
[20:26:44] ~Frost: (fine. Ignore that)
[20:26:52] ~Frost: (it never happened)
[20:26:56] ~Frost: (>.>)
[20:26:59] • ~Umber St'ro sneakily tries to stab a guard in the back before he notices him
[20:27:01] ~Frost: (<.<)
[20:27:09] Leo Atlas: (XD)
[20:27:11] ~RM: (Please wait.)
[20:27:15] Leo Atlas: (Invalid, master of stealth)
[20:28:10] ~RM: "Umber St'ro drops the knife in an epic display of uselessness and gets backhanded, meanwhile on of the Black Guard will never have children again. Two guards remain."
[20:28:33] • ~Frost attempts to blind the guards with magic
[20:28:44] • ~Umber St'ro tickles the guards in an attempt to lower their guard for frost and tan.
[20:28:57] ~Frost: (you fucking weirdo)
[20:29:11] • Sprite Tan goes to give a guard a right hook
[20:29:23] • Leo Atlas plays careless whisper approximately 1500 years before it was written
[20:29:39] ~Umber St'ro: (I'd say "what do you expect me to do tickle them?" but that's all he can do atm)
[20:30:05] ~RM: "The guards give St'ro one of the weirdest looks in the history of Rps, right before they are blinded by Frost. Tan, meanwhile, throws a terrible punch and injures her shoulder, but due to blind guards, one is still down. One left."
[20:30:48] ~RM: "Atlas arrives in town at this moment."
[20:30:51] • ~Umber St'ro picks up a downed guard and throws it at the remaining guard
[20:30:51] • Sprite Tan nurses her shoulder and goes to give the remaining one a kick in the back of the knee
[20:30:53] Leo Atlas: Phew
[20:30:54] Leo Atlas: Ok
[20:31:04] • Leo Atlas runs towards the swampy ladle
[20:31:58] ~Frost: (is the other one blinded too?)
[20:32:15] ~RM: "mber St'ro throws a Guard-A-Rang TM, and knocks over the other guard. Two are dead, three are unconscious, the fight is over for now."
[20:32:25] ~Frost: (nvm)
[20:32:26] ~Umber St'ro: nice
[20:32:35] ~Umber St'ro: tan, you have small hands, pick their pockets
[20:32:43] • ~Frost is bent over, exhausted
[20:32:54] ~Frost: We...we must leave quickly
[20:33:08] ~Umber St'ro: it'll only take a few seconds
[20:33:15] • Sprite Tan loots the goddamn bodies with haste and much care to her shoulder
[20:33:37] • ~Umber St'ro picks up his dagger and a sword from a guard just in case
[20:33:52] • ~Umber St'ro and starts out the door, helping the two injured party members
[20:33:58] Leo Atlas: Wow
[20:34:03] Leo Atlas: I missed all the action
[20:34:05] ~Frost: I...i am alright. Thanks.
[20:34:07] ~RM: "Sprite tan finds a key of unknown use and an iron sword in addition to St'ro's new sword."
[20:34:26] • ~Umber St'ro lets frost walk on her own
[20:34:32] ~Frost: I was not wounded by the guards
[20:34:42] ~Umber St'ro: you were exhausted though
[20:34:43] • Sprite Tan throws them in the bag and follows behind St'rp.
[20:34:49] ~Frost: Unlike yourselves. Please, attend to your own wounds.
[20:34:59] Sprite Tan: Hi Leo.
[20:35:07] Leo Atlas: >
[20:35:14] • ~Frost catches her bag, albeit barely
[20:35:34] ~Umber St'ro: I'm fine, no one so much as punched me.
[20:35:41] • ~Frost Silently slings it over her shoulder.
[20:35:50] ~Frost: (invalid you were backhanded or something)
[20:35:58] Sprite Tan: My shoulder got a little messed up, but I can't tell how bad it is to be honest
[20:36:08] ~Umber St'ro: (w/e)
[20:36:21] ~Frost: We must make haste. We made a very large scene.
[20:36:26] Leo Atlas: Very
[20:36:34] Leo Atlas: Unfortunately, I missed it all
[20:37:01] ~Umber St'ro: (we fucking leave already?)
[20:37:07] ~Umber St'ro: (can*)
[20:37:14] Leo Atlas: (Ok, I have to eat dinner now. Also we were just looking for Shea)
[20:37:23] Leo Atlas: (So I'll be back in a bit)
[20:37:27] ~RM: "Most of the townspeople are staring at you. The soup man is trying to rouse the guards, and others will be here soon. Can you people just walk into a town without rousing the attention of every major faction?"
[20:37:56] ~Frost: (queeny put in a leaving montage)
[20:38:19] Leo Atlas: (I blame Shea for the record)
[20:38:25] ~RM: "The left to the tune of 'Detroit Rock City and are camping in the Swamps nearby.

"On the last episode of Dark Lord gets a Vacation because the Heroes are Busy Fucking about, the town of Swampwood became the second place our lovely cast could never set foot in again through a series of murders, soup consuming, and bad singing. They are now camping outside of the village, waiting for plot to rain from the sky."
[22:35:30] ~Always Yuri: (Wait for Gnerm.)
[22:39:44] ~Always Yuri: (For the record, your characters ARE all aware that you're living in an oppressed world ruled by an evil king, right? XD)
[22:40:34] ~Frost: (mine is an oblivious rich foregin white gurl. Why would she know?)
[22:40:52] ~Always Yuri: (XD)
[22:40:52] ~Frost: ( i dunno what their excuses are lol)
[22:41:01] @Sprite Tan: (I think Tan has shown herself to be a bit strange)
[22:41:24] @Sprite Tan: (It's not out of line to think she has no fucking idea in the slight as to what's going on lol)
[22:41:29] ~Always Yuri: (Not to speak for Umber, but I'm pretty sure he'd let the world light periodically on fire if he could make money on a weinie roasting business.)
[22:41:49] ~Umber St'ro: (St'ro is very aware, that's why he tries to make decisions that will lead to him not dying)
[22:42:07] ~Frost: (...you know, we're the worst band of protagonists ever.)
[22:42:19] ~Frost: (I think Queeny's question just proved that)
[22:43:07] ~Always Yuri: (At least Leo Atlus is probably aware.)
[22:43:08] @Sprite Tan: ( have a doodle to stare at while we wait for gnerm http://puu.sh/4lI3k )
[22:43:09] @Leo Atlus: (It really depends)
(Leo Atlus was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by Always Yuri.)
[22:43:17] @Leo Atlas: ppressed?)
[22:43:35] @Leo Atlas: (How much of the world is oppressed*?)
[22:43:49] ~Always Yuri: (The vast majority.)
[22:43:58] ~Frost: (Well, at the very least we know where we are is!)
[22:44:11] @Leo Atlas: Ah
[22:44:12] ~Umber St'ro: (sadly st'ro hasn't come up with the Umber Hulk Saliva Standard or he'd be working to be the right hand man of the dark lord.)
[22:44:14] @Leo Atlas: ()
[22:44:38] ~Always Yuri: (Oh, just because you're an Umber Hulk means you have to be evil?)
[22:44:41] @Leo Atlas: (Leo is kinda aware, but his travels have mostly been through not oppressed lands)
[22:45:03] ~Frost: (so hey guys, how about dat plot?)
[22:45:15] ~Umber St'ro: (no he'd need to be close to the dark lord to trick him into implementing such a stupid economy change)
[22:45:21] @Leo Atlas: (pfft, nah)
[22:45:22] ~Umber St'ro: so, what was that Tan?
[22:46:04] ~Always Yuri: (Are we all ready to start?)
[22:46:11] @Sprite Tan: (O am)
[22:46:12] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah, let's roll)
[22:46:19] ~Frost: (Wow. If that was me you put on the spot like that I'd be pissssed)
[22:46:47] @Leo Atlas: (Lol, let's get going)
[22:46:56] • ~Umber St'ro (already got going)
[22:47:03] @Sprite Tan: Oh, I just felt as if being in a group matching our descriptions was dangerous for my health. Nothing much to it.
[22:47:39] ~Umber St'ro: being alone matching your own description is dangerous for your health
[22:47:51] ~Always Yuri: (Critical BUUUUUURN)
[22:48:02] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[22:48:16] • ~Frost (casts an ice spell for shea's burn)
[22:48:20] @Sprite Tan: I just needed to get some new clothes at some point. Once I made it home I wouldn't have any worries.
[22:48:30] ~Umber St'ro: I get it though, burn some coin on some awful soup, live life to the fullest when it's about to be over
[22:48:50] ~Frost: ..........
[22:49:00] @Leo Atlas: Makes perfect sense
[22:49:05] @Sprite Tan: Hey, little lady!
[22:49:19] ~Frost: what is it?
[22:49:42] ~Umber St'ro: it does, which is why she isn't going to be holding the coin, actually none of us should be, jack will lose it, Frost doesn't want to be near us, and we already know Tan is going to run away with it
[22:49:50] @Sprite Tan: Can you rummage in that bag you filched back from me and hand me my hat and shawl?
[22:49:55] ~Umber St'ro: so I say we all just hang on to our own gold from now on
[22:49:58] ~Umber St'ro: or I can
[22:50:01] @Leo Atlas: (Jack?)
[22:50:04] ~Frost: ....very well
[22:50:17] @Sprite Tan: (omg, and those fucking flowers are probably all the shit in there)
[22:50:17] ~Umber St'ro: (jack is leo's pet name)
[22:50:19] ~Always Yuri: (Fan nickname, Freudian slip.)
[22:50:22] • ~Frost searches for Tan's belongings in the bag
[22:50:35] @Leo Atlas: (>.> WHy?)
[22:50:47] ~Frost: (if he's gonna be Jack Atlas he's gonna have to impress me more than he has)
[22:50:56] ~Always Yuri: (Jack Atlas is from Yugioh 5Ds.)
[22:50:57] @Leo Atlas: (Oh wow)
[22:51:05] @Leo Atlas: (I just got that >.<)
[22:51:09] ~Umber St'ro: (I love you frost)
[22:51:15] @Sprite Tan: (xD)
[22:51:35] @Leo Atlas: (let's just keep going -_-
[22:51:37] @Leo Atlas: )
[22:51:57] • ~Frost pulls out the hat and shawl
[22:52:02] ~Frost: Here they are
[22:52:03] ~Umber St'ro: (swiggity swag, what's in shea's inventory?)
[22:52:36] ~Umber St'ro: those are some nice flowers, you make a friend while you were in town?
[22:52:42] • @Sprite Tan snatches equipment out of Frost's hands.
[22:53:10] • ~Frost sigh
[22:53:11] ~Frost: s
[22:53:17] @Sprite Tan: I missed these in the hours I wasn't wearing them
[22:53:30] • @Sprite Tan equips them and turns to St'ro
[22:53:50] @Sprite Tan: What'cha talking about?
[22:54:29] ~Umber St'ro: those lovely purple flowers in your bag
[22:54:46] @Leo Atlas: I hate to break up this informative conversation
[22:54:47] @Leo Atlas: But
[22:55:04] @Sprite Tan: Oh, uh.... i just found them around. You kno- What Leo?
[22:55:10] @Leo Atlas: We left a town in chaos and have more guards tracking us than before
[22:55:18] ~Always Yuri: "This is the truth."
[22:55:20] @Leo Atlas: We should probably get moving
[22:55:27] ~Always Yuri: "Also very true."
[22:55:30] @Leo Atlas: Around the time of now
[22:55:34] ~Umber St'ro: alright, so lets look for somewhere to hide then
[22:55:39] ~Frost: (shaddap narrator)
[22:55:45] • ~Umber St'ro does whatever the group decides to do
[22:55:47] ~Always Yuri: (Sowwy frost.)
[22:55:55] ~Frost: (You are forgiven <3)
[22:56:13] @Sprite Tan: I don't know where we could go that would be safe. I'm sure as damned hell not going home with you people tailing me like this.
[22:56:37] ~Frost: I am not familiar with this area at all...
[22:56:55] @Leo Atlas: Ditto
[22:56:59] ~Umber St'ro: okay I'll look with my high height and what not
[22:57:11] • ~Umber St'ro looks for a cave or something standing on his tip toes
[22:57:12] • ~Frost pulls out her map
[22:57:39] @Sprite Tan: (WE LOST R RM HO SHIT)
[22:57:44] @Leo Atlas: (We lost our glorious narrator)
[22:57:46] @Sprite Tan: ( NEVAH MIND )
[22:58:02] @Leo Atlas: (Welp)
[22:58:15] ~Frost: Maybe if we look at this, we can come up with some ideas?
[22:58:17] @Leo Atlas: Any nearby towns that don't wnat our heads on platters Frost?
[22:58:20] ~Frost: It is not the best plan
[22:58:24] ~Always Yuri: "Umber St'ro falls flat on his on face, meanwhile, Frost's map shows a cave of questionably safety but guaranteed shelter."
[22:58:43] ~Frost: (oh shit. I was just gonn have us pick some random place)
[22:58:50] @Leo Atlas: (That works)
[22:58:52] ~Frost: (I didn't even expect you to roll XD)
[22:59:11] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[22:59:13] ~Always Yuri: (I get to decide where the plot goes. XD)
[22:59:18] @Leo Atlas: (That's beautiful)
[22:59:18] @Sprite Tan: Uh... St'ro are you alright?
[22:59:30] ~Always Yuri: (You guys need to do some dugeoneering, anyway. XD)
[22:59:33] ~Frost: (I guess I'm using magic without even thinking about it now!)
[22:59:40] ~Frost: (hurrah!)
[22:59:49] @Leo Atlas: (Yay, me being useful)
[22:59:55] @Leo Atlas: (!st time for everything)
[22:59:56] • ~Frost observes image of the cave that appeared on the map.
[22:59:58] ~Umber St'ro: (frost please lead the way before people start talking again :/)
[23:00:01] @Leo Atlas: (1st*)
[23:00:14] ~Frost: I am..not sure how I feel about this
[23:00:20] ~Frost: nut it may be our best option
[23:00:25] ~Frost: (oh god XD
[23:00:27] ~Frost: )
[23:00:33] ~Frost: (my typos. fml)
[23:00:35] ~Always Yuri: (Magic nut cave!)
[23:00:40] ~Frost: (yay!)
[23:00:45] ~Umber St'ro: okay lets go before we get attacked
[23:00:52] ~Frost: alright
[23:00:58] ~Frost: (montage?)
[23:01:01] @Sprite Tan: What did you see with your map thing?
[23:01:08] @Leo Atlas: A cave
[23:01:17] @Leo Atlas: So
[23:01:18] @Sprite Tan: Oh, I see.
[23:01:26] ~Umber St'ro: (we don't need a montage, we need you to start walking, then we can skip time)
[23:01:32] @Sprite Tan: (yeah)
[23:01:35] ~Frost: (that's what i meant...kinda)
[23:01:51] • ~Frost leads everyone towards the cave
[23:01:58] @Sprite Tan: (Private to @Leo Atlas) (I also pm in parentehesis on occasion)
[23:02:04] • ~Umber St'ro follows along
[23:02:10] • @Sprite Tan follows behinf
[23:02:12] @Leo Atlas: (Private to @Sprite Tan) ok
[23:02:30] • @Leo Atlas follows, so he isn't left behind agian
[23:02:30] @Sprite Tan: (so who's taller, me or Frost?)
[23:02:41] ~Always Yuri: "Everyone shuts up so the narrator can describe the cave."
[23:03:32] @Leo Atlas: (Private to @Sprite Tan) Why?
[23:04:05] @Sprite Tan: (Private to @Leo Atlas) no, you were doing that to trace lol, so i was making a joke
[23:04:12] @Leo Atlas: (Private to @Sprite Tan) Oh
[23:04:16] ~Always Yuri: "As the party enters the cave, they are washed in a pale blue light from multiple glowing peanut plants all over the walls. There is a small interior room that is the 'enterence' of sorts, but it clearly goes much deeper back. As Frost enters, with the group behind, a low rumble echos from a tunnel leading deep underground."
[23:04:31] ~Frost: (i hate you so much)
[23:04:33] • @Leo Atlas draws his sword and shield
[23:04:45] ~Always Yuri: (Love you too, buddy.)
[23:04:52] @Leo Atlas: (Also, peanut plants glow in this reality?)
[23:04:59] @Leo Atlas: (Or is that normal?)
[23:05:04] • @Sprite Tan gestures to peanut plants
[23:05:10] @Sprite Tan: Um, are these edible?
[23:05:12] ~Always Yuri: (It isn't normal.)
[23:05:14] @Leo Atlas: (Private to @Sprite Tan) Oh
[23:05:23] ~Frost: (gnome, the more you draw attention to it the more likely I am to murder you)
[23:05:30] @Leo Atlas: (Private to @Sprite Tan) I accidentally put a close parenthesis on the end
[23:05:32] @Leo Atlas: (Private to @Sprite Tan) I just noticed
[23:05:37] ~Frost: I'm not really sure
[23:05:43] @Sprite Tan: (Private to @Leo Atlas) xD
[23:05:44] ~Always Yuri: "The penuts look strange, but no one is able to tell if they are edible."
[23:05:45] ~Frost: I've never heard of anything like them before
[23:05:51] ~Umber St'ro: I think they're edible, Leo, do you like peanuts?
[23:05:54] @Leo Atlas: NO
[23:06:06] @Leo Atlas: You should try them Umber
[23:06:09] • @Sprite Tan picks one off and cracks the shell, nibbling it
[23:06:21] • ~Frost raises an eyebrow
[23:06:44] @Sprite Tan: (oh god, they did something)
[23:07:10] ~Always Yuri: "As Sprite Tan nibbles at the pale blue nut, she too starts emitting a pale blue light. Suddenly, she begins to shrink rapidly, panning out at just over three inches. Needless to say, she is suffering a penlty to all physical rolls."
[23:07:22] @Sprite Tan: Are you fucking shitting me
[23:07:31] @Leo Atlas: Well
[23:07:31] ~Frost: Oh my....
[23:07:35] @Leo Atlas: This is very unfortunate
[23:07:44] ~Frost: What do we do now?
[23:07:55] @Sprite Tan: Well, the guards wont recognize me now
[23:07:59] @Leo Atlas: Put Tan in someone's pocket?
[23:08:09] ~Always Yuri: (XD)
[23:08:11] ~Umber St'ro: Well... free piggy back rides now I guess, let's bring some with us in case we need to shrink later
[23:08:29] ~Frost: That does not sound very safe to me
[23:08:32] • @Leo Atlas grabs some of the weird blue peanuts
[23:08:34] • ~Umber St'ro gathers as many peanuts as he can anyway
[23:08:39] ~Frost: We don't know the long term effects of these
[23:08:42] @Sprite Tan: I'm going to get crushed aren't I?
[23:09:01] ~Always Yuri: "Leo gets 4 peanuts, Umber gets five."
[23:09:06] • ~Frost is ignored
[23:09:09] ~Umber St'ro: if they last forever I guess it's a risk we have to take, but it doesn't matter if we're selling them
[23:09:25] @Leo Atlas: So, what do we do with tan?
[23:09:35] @Sprite Tan: Magic girl, you don't have anything you can do to figure this out?
[23:09:56] ~Frost: I am not well versed with healing magic
[23:10:08] @Sprite Tan: Can you try something, anything?
[23:10:20] ~Frost: I....I don't know how
[23:10:32] ~Frost: Whenever they tried teaching me, it never really worked
[23:10:45] ~Frost: If I tried now, I don't know what would even happen
[23:10:46] @Leo Atlas: Considering the only thing I've seen Frost do I make things explode
[23:10:50] @Leo Atlas: I'd rather no risk it
[23:10:52] @Leo Atlas: not*
[23:10:54] @Leo Atlas: ()
[23:11:00] ~Always Yuri: "Leo continues to have tons of good points today."
[23:11:00] @Leo Atlas: is**
[23:11:12] @Leo Atlas: ()
[23:11:21] • @Leo Atlas (continues to forget his parenthesis)
[23:11:27] • ~Umber St'ro starts rubbing a peanut against the edges of his dagger in case it works that way
[23:11:49] • @Sprite Tan patiently wait for someone to pick them up
[23:12:02] • @Leo Atlas picks up Tan and puts her on his backpack
[23:12:09] ~Frost: Maybe we could find a mage experienced with healing magic in a town? Some who learn the art set up shop for a living
[23:12:32] ~Frost: It is a luxury of those with more...practical skills
[23:12:35] ~Always Yuri: "The dagger emits a pale blue light, before, you guessed it, the dagger starts to shrink and pans out about the size of a toothpick."
[23:12:43] ~Umber St'ro: damn it
[23:12:54] @Leo Atlas: Gods, can we stop messing with the peanuts?
[23:13:08] • ~Umber St'ro takes out his sword that he conveniently stole from the guard and hands the dagger to tan
[23:13:13] ~Frost: Remarkable. I wonder if a botanist would know anything about these?
[23:13:17] @Leo Atlas: Maybe
[23:13:21] @Leo Atlas: Let's get going
[23:13:27] ~Always Yuri: (Wow, Umber St'ro is a fucking genius)
[23:13:29] @Sprite Tan: Do you think there's any towns that won't be alerted to us by the time we're done... doing whatever we're doing here?
[23:13:36] @Leo Atlas: (and stop talking about peanuts XD)
[23:13:40] @Leo Atlas: Well
[23:13:48] ~Frost: I could um, try the map again?
[23:14:03] @Leo Atlas: I'm curious
[23:14:04] ~Frost: It's not a magical item i am familiar with, per say.....
[23:14:08] @Leo Atlas: to see what's deeper in the cave
[23:14:19] ~Frost: I stole it from my family, but i have not used it much previously
[23:14:25] @Sprite Tan: What are you trying to do girly?
[23:14:38] ~Frost: Well, last time I opened it it showed us this place
[23:15:14] ~Umber St'ro: maybe the map just tells us where we need to go
[23:15:25] ~Umber St'ro: like a
[23:15:27] ~Umber St'ro: light lord map
[23:15:44] ~Frost: I suppose it's worth a try
[23:16:00] • ~Frost concentrates a little, then unrolls the map
[23:16:40] @Sprite Tan: Wait Light Lord's map?
[23:16:55] ~Frost: Yes, what exactly is that...supposed to mean, st'ro?
[23:16:59] ~Umber St'ro: what do you want, light lady? fortune lady light?
[23:17:00] ~Always Yuri: "As Frost unrolls the map, a vague outline of the cave appears. Four black dots appear near the start of the cave, blue dots populate the area near that, green, red, purple, and silver dots cover other parts of the map."
[23:17:10] ~Umber St'ro: I made it up
[23:17:22] ~Frost: (stupid XD)
[23:17:39] ~Frost: (omg. It's been fortune lady purple attacking us the whole time?!)
[23:17:41] @Sprite Tan: Oh, it just sounded offici- Augh, I should have just known better.
[23:18:08] ~Frost: I have no idea what any of this is supposed to mean...
[23:18:12] @Leo Atlas: Well
[23:18:13] @Leo Atlas: I think
[23:18:18] ~Umber St'ro: let's go to the closet dot!
[23:18:18] @Leo Atlas: The four black dotes are us
[23:18:29] @Leo Atlas: Blue dots are other life forms
[23:18:31] ~Umber St'ro: (closest*)
[23:18:33] @Sprite Tan: What if it's a monster!?
[23:18:42] @Leo Atlas: Probably monsters
[23:18:46] ~Umber St'ro: what if it's not?
[23:18:50] @Leo Atlas: If it's a monster, I think we'll be fun
[23:18:59] @Leo Atlas: (fine*)
[23:19:01] ~Umber St'ro: if it's a monster it's just one, leo will fight it
[23:19:17] @Sprite Tan: While I'm swinging about on his backpack!?
[23:19:22] @Leo Atlas: Thanks for the support >.>
[23:19:47] ~Frost: ....maybe I could try again?
[23:19:51] @Leo Atlas: Also Tan, you should actually have frost carry you, because she won't be in the front lines
[23:20:09] ~Frost: If I just focus a little harder, maybe....
[23:20:21] @Leo Atlas: I think we should explore the cave
[23:20:24] • ~Frost purple light radiates from her palms over the map
[23:20:24] @Sprite Tan: Tch. If the little lady would actually be fine with carrying me.
[23:20:45] @Leo Atlas: Or you could risk getting throw into the mouth of a monster
[23:20:51] @Leo Atlas: (thrown*)
[23:21:22] ~Umber St'ro: ah, true love.
[23:22:12] ~Frost: (the map must be using a dial up connection)
[23:22:21] ~Always Yuri: "As Frost focuses hard on her map, the dots become clearer. The black dots seem to have gone from four to three, but it quickly becomes clear that one of the dots is overlapping one of the other dots. Strangely, the overlapping dot has a tinge of blue to it, and two of the other dots have blue dots on them. One black dot has four blue dots, on black dot has five."
[23:22:41] @Leo Atlas: Frost
[23:22:43] ~Frost: Yes!
[23:22:58] • ~Frost leans over, slightly exhausted
[23:23:03] ~Frost: I did it
[23:23:07] @Leo Atlas: I don't think the map will change locations, as long as we're in the cave, although the extra focus is somewhat helpful
[23:23:44] ~Frost: so...any new ideas on what this information is?
[23:23:48] @Leo Atlas: Hmm
[23:24:02] @Leo Atlas: The black dots are definitely us
[23:24:15] @Leo Atlas: And the blue dots are the shrinknuts
[23:24:44] @Sprite Tan: Holy shit, you're right. Good boy Leo.
[23:25:06] ~Frost: Well, are we going to proceed?
[23:25:23] @Leo Atlas: Lead on
[23:25:24] @Sprite Tan: Carefully.
[23:25:28] ~Umber St'ro: well, should we go get the blue dots then?
[23:25:55] @Leo Atlas: More shrinknuts would be nice, if for nothign more than selling
[23:26:07] ~Frost: right then, let us go
[23:26:10] • ~Frost stands up and falls to the back of the group, reading out directions to everyone.
[23:26:11] @Sprite Tan: Who would even buy these?
[23:26:18] @Leo Atlas: Alchemists
[23:26:23] ~Umber St'ro: leo, I'll give you a peanut for your peanuts
[23:26:28] @Leo Atlas: No
[23:26:49] ~Frost: I am somewhat experienced in alchemy, yet I have never heard of these before....
[23:27:12] ~Always Yuri: "The area the group is standing in now is devoid of peanuts of any color."
[23:27:12] ~Frost: Though they may be only local to this region
[23:27:13] ~Umber St'ro: it probably shrinks alchemy equipment
[23:27:17] @Sprite Tan: Maybe their indigenous to this cave
[23:27:53] ~Frost: Maybe a town nearby has recipes for them?
[23:28:04] @Leo Atlas: Maybe
[23:28:04] • ~Umber St'ro walks slowly towards the first peanut location that doesn't have other dots around it
[23:28:09] • @Leo Atlas follows
[23:28:12] ~Frost: Though we have not had much luck with settlements lately
[23:28:27] @Leo Atlas: Very true
[23:28:43] ~Always Yuri: "There is but a single nut in Umber's current location."
[23:28:45] • @Sprite Tan hangs on carefully as she gets jostled by Leo's gait
[23:28:50] • ~Umber St'ro picks the nut
[23:29:12] • ~Umber St'ro returns to them
[23:29:14] ~Umber St'ro: I have a nut
[23:29:18] @Leo Atlas: Ok
[23:29:21] @Sprite Tan: just one?
[23:29:24] ~Always Yuri: "Umber has a nut."
[23:29:30] @Leo Atlas: (trace, map update please?)
[23:29:32] ~Umber St'ro: yes a blue nut
[23:29:58] ~Frost: (keep in mind that I am reading it for dialogues sake)
[23:30:12] @Leo Atlas: (Ok)
[23:30:17] ~Umber St'ro: well I'm guessing the things in here that aren't blue are mostly monsters
[23:30:25] @Leo Atlas: They could be other plants
[23:30:25] ~Umber St'ro: does anyone want to kill some monsters?
[23:30:25] ~Frost: (so if he says something don't notice it until I point it out XD)
[23:30:32] @Leo Atlas: (Ok)
[23:31:21] ~Frost: You two are...welcomed to it
[23:31:52] ~Umber St'ro: not interested
[23:32:11] @Leo Atlas: If I have support, I'd be up for it
[23:32:25] ~Umber St'ro: you'll have tan for emotional support
[23:32:37] ~Frost: ....what is this?
[23:32:42] ~Frost: One of the dots is gone
[23:32:52] @Leo Atlas: That doesn't count St'ro
[23:33:02] @Leo Atlas: No, it's just shrunken. Look closely
[23:33:10] ~Frost: No, really, look
[23:33:14] ~Frost: It's...gone
[23:33:19] ~Umber St'ro: is well is it a blue one?
[23:33:20] @Sprite Tan: What?
[23:33:27] @Sprite Tan: myabe your map is broken?
[23:33:28] ~Frost: (I have instructions dammit)
[23:33:36] ~Umber St'ro: (kk
[23:33:39] ~Umber St'ro: )*
[23:33:41] ~Frost: I don't think magical artifacts simply break
[23:33:52] ~Frost: Something might have changed in the cave
[23:34:03] @Leo Atlas: What color was the dot?
[23:34:42] ~Frost: If I recall correctly
[23:34:46] ~Frost: It was...blue?
[23:34:51] ~Frost: However, it was not near us
[23:34:54] ~Umber St'ro: then it was my peanut
[23:34:57] ~Frost: so no one here could have picked it
[23:35:01] ~Umber St'ro: oh
[23:35:03] @Sprite Tan: Um... maybe there's other things in the cave
[23:35:05] ~Umber St'ro: something must have eaten it
[23:35:08] @Sprite Tan: Tiny things?
[23:35:13] @Leo Atlas: Hmm
[23:35:15] @Leo Atlas: Tiny now
[23:35:17] @Leo Atlas: but
[23:35:21] ~Frost: what if it's....a person?
[23:35:22] @Leo Atlas: there are probably more
[23:35:27] @Leo Atlas: and not tiny
[23:35:37] ~Frost: Someone picking them?
[23:35:44] ~Frost: someone else, rather
[23:35:51] ~Umber St'ro: were there any other dots near the missing blue dot?
[23:36:17] ~Frost: It does not seem to be so
[23:36:26] @Leo Atlas: Hmm
[23:36:28] ~Umber St'ro: so the other dots must not be sentient creatures
[23:36:30] ~Frost: maybe the map isn't showing us something?
[23:36:32] @Leo Atlas: Should we investiagte?
[23:36:40] @Leo Atlas: (and teach me to spell?)
[23:36:41] ~Umber St'ro: or at least, there are some in this cave that aren't dots on the map
[23:36:46] @Sprite Tan: Maybe we need to be closer?
[23:36:51] ~Frost: Well, there are still other objects around the cave
[23:36:58] ~Frost: If you care to investigate them
[23:37:00] ~Umber St'ro: lead the way
[23:37:11] @Leo Atlas: We should
[23:37:13] ~Always Yuri: "A roar emerges from the rear of the cave, and, without warning, the entrance to the cave is blocked off by a rockslide. No one is harmed, but escape is impossible through the way our heroes entered."
[23:37:14] @Leo Atlas: Lead on Frost
[23:37:20] @Leo Atlas: Or not
[23:37:24] @Leo Atlas: This might be an issue
[23:37:25] ~Frost: ....oh my
[23:37:27] ~Frost: that isn't good
[23:37:28] • @Leo Atlas draws his weapons
[23:37:29] @Sprite Tan: Shit
[23:37:39] @Leo Atlas: Frost, grab Sprite
[23:37:51] @Sprite Tan: What, you don't like me?
[23:37:51] ~Frost: ...alright
[23:37:52] ~Always Yuri: "You may still go deeper in the cave, but you may not leave through the entrance you came into."
[23:37:55] • ~Frost takes her
[23:38:00] ~Always Yuri: "Good luck, heroes."
[23:38:01] @Leo Atlas: I don't wnat to jostle you around when I fight
[23:38:07] ~Umber St'ro: well that was certainly unfortunate
[23:38:10] @Leo Atlas: Quite
[23:38:16] ~Frost: Towards the sound, there is a collection of dots
[23:38:16] @Leo Atlas: Only one way
[23:38:21] @Sprite Tan: (ooc: Leoooooooo I'll always love yooooooou)
[23:38:22] ~Frost: there seems to be 4
[23:38:30] ~Umber St'ro: a horde maybe, I hear dragons keep hordes
[23:38:36] ~Umber St'ro: I really hope this isn't a dragon
[23:38:37] ~Frost: there's also....
[23:38:40] @Leo Atlas: I second that
[23:38:42] @Sprite Tan: Tiny Dragons?
[23:38:45] • ~Frost squints at the map
[23:38:56] ~Frost: There is a very conspicuous pathway shown here....
[23:39:03] ~Frost: But it just...wel it just ends
[23:39:06] @Sprite Tan: Maybe it's a trap?
[23:39:11] @Sprite Tan: Or a nest?
[23:39:25] @Leo Atlas: Well
[23:39:31] @Leo Atlas: We need a way to escape
[23:39:36] ~Frost: oh my.....
[23:39:37] @Leo Atlas: are there any other paths?
[23:39:43] ~Frost: Something just appeared
[23:39:51] @Sprite Tan: Like what?
[23:40:08] ~Frost: it's marked as a red dot.
[23:40:14] @Leo Atlas: Red is usually bad
[23:40:26] @Sprite Tan: Usually? More like always
[23:40:31] ~Umber St'ro: blood is good, without leeches we'd never survive plagues
[23:40:35] ~Frost: It is in the chamber to the far left
[23:40:46] ~Frost: there seem to be many of them there
[23:40:58] @Sprite Tan: Um, so let's not go that way.
[23:41:01] ~Frost: more than the collection at the back of the cave, it seems
[23:41:02] @Leo Atlas: I vote we don't go that way
[23:41:08] @Leo Atlas: But
[23:41:15] @Leo Atlas: We should explore foreward somewhat
[23:41:24] @Leo Atlas: (forward?)
[23:41:24] ~Frost: why don't we go here?
[23:41:32] • ~Frost points to a silver marked chamber on the map
[23:41:41] ~Umber St'ro: sounds like a great idea
[23:41:48] @Leo Atlas: You have the map
[23:41:51] @Leo Atlas: I'm following you
[23:41:53] • ~Frost leads everyone
[23:41:54] @Sprite Tan: Sounds like... a good enough plan girly.
[23:42:06] • ~Umber St'ro is lead
[23:42:28] @Leo Atlas: /me follows cautiously
[23:42:32] @Sprite Tan: (we knew you were heavy, but wow)
[23:42:33] @Leo Atlas: (Truck)
[23:42:41] @Leo Atlas: (XD Shea)
[23:42:53] ~Always Yuri: "You arrive in a chamber coated with silver berries. Nothing else is in sight of much interest."
[23:43:08] ~Frost: Oh no!
[23:43:13] @Sprite Tan: I...'m not testing these ones.
[23:43:15] ~Frost: The map!
[23:43:17] ~Umber St'ro: now, before I chow down, does anyone know what these are?
[23:43:24] @Leo Atlas: Hmm
[23:43:29] ~Frost: it's.... gone out?
[23:43:38] ~Always Yuri: "No one can identify these berries, either."
[23:43:46] ~Umber St'ro: carpe diem
[23:43:48] @Sprite Tan: Fucks sake, it's either a trap or these goddamn berries
[23:43:49] @Leo Atlas: I would suggest they change Tan's size back to normal
[23:43:52] • ~Umber St'ro eats a silver berry
[23:43:59] ~Frost: Everyone?
[23:44:01] @Sprite Tan: Or light me on fi- St'ro...
[23:44:03] ~Frost: Did you hear what I said?
[23:44:09] • @Leo Atlas waits for the narrator to describe what happens
[23:44:10] @Sprite Tan: I heard you girly
[23:44:14] ~Always Yuri: "Nothing noticeable occurs within St'ro."
[23:44:20] ~Frost: You should be a bit more concerned....
[23:44:25] @Sprite Tan: Kinda hard not to, with your shrill voice right by my ear
[23:44:29] @Leo Atlas: Wait, what happened Frost?
[23:44:37] ~Umber St'ro: oh okay, so they're just tasty
[23:44:44] @Sprite Tan: St'ro give me one og those berries
[23:44:45] ~Frost: The map suddenly went blank
[23:44:45] • ~Umber St'ro takes his reward for being a guinea pig
[23:44:53] • @Leo Atlas gives tna a berry
[23:44:58] @Leo Atlas: (tan*)
[23:45:05] • @Sprite Tan eats it
[23:45:24] @Leo Atlas: You should get off Frost
[23:45:28] @Leo Atlas: Before something happens
[23:45:33] • ~Frost preemptively places her on the ground
[23:45:45] ~Always Yuri: "St'ro takes five berries from the wall. A silver light pulses within Tan, and she is returned to normal size standing next to Frost."
[23:45:52] @Sprite Tan: (you Butch from Team Rocket I wanted to squish you)
[23:45:57] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[23:46:01] ~Frost: (hehehehe >:3)
[23:46:06] • @Leo Atlas grabs some berries as well
[23:46:09] ~Frost: Well, now that that is resolved
[23:46:17] @Sprite Tan: Well, I would have rather been entertained by growing on top of you.
[23:46:18] ~Frost: What should we do?
[23:46:25] ~Always Yuri: "Atlas gets three berries."
[23:46:28] • @Sprite Tan grabs any remaining berries
[23:46:32] • ~Frost ignores her comments
[23:46:48] ~Always Yuri: "Tan also gets three berries."
[23:46:54] @Leo Atlas: So
[23:47:02] • @Sprite Tan goes and shoves them in Frost's bag
[23:47:02] @Leo Atlas: Let's keep going
[23:47:13] ~Umber St'ro: so maybe we should get tiny and sneak past this supposed dragon, then get big
[23:47:13] ~Frost: ...but where?
[23:47:22] ~Frost: I cannot see where we are anymore
[23:47:26] ~Always Yuri: (Please wait.)
[23:47:45] ~Umber St'ro: hm
[23:48:01] ~Umber St'ro: we could yell at the dragon and maybe it would come get us
[23:48:12] @Leo Atlas: Let's not.
[23:48:15] @Sprite Tan: Yeha, and then we'd be dead
[23:48:31] ~Umber St'ro: or the dragon would be dead
[23:48:34] @Leo Atlas: That sounds like a bad idea, unless St'ro is fireproof
[23:48:49] ~Umber St'ro: maybe tan and I both are
[23:48:53] @Sprite Tan: That sounds like a bad idea for as long as I'm not fireproof.
[23:49:02] @Leo Atlas: Well
[23:49:08] @Leo Atlas: Unless the fire is magic
[23:49:15] @Leo Atlas: I'm as good as dead in a fight
[23:49:23] ~Umber St'ro: does anyone have fire?
[23:49:48] ~Umber St'ro: leo, make us a torch, you have a tinder box or something
[23:49:53] • ~Frost tries to look inconspicuous
[23:50:12] @Leo Atlas: Do you have a stick to light on fire ._.
[23:50:24] ~Umber St'ro: I don't appreciate being hit on leo
[23:50:41] @Leo Atlas: >.>
[23:50:43] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, do you have fire magic?
[23:50:46] ~Always Yuri: "The bag suddenly vomits some of the contents onto the ground. The staff falls out right away. The bag gains the weight it would normally have holding so many objects, and Shea's bag is partially spilling out."
[23:50:48] ~Frost: I....uh
[23:50:58] ~Frost: What?
[23:51:21] ~Frost: What's happening?
[23:51:29] @Sprite Tan: Oh, my crap
[23:51:40] @Sprite Tan: Maybe this room cancels magic
[23:51:47] @Sprite Tan: Explains everything really.
[23:51:59] ~Umber St'ro: or maybe the cave does
[23:52:02] ~Umber St'ro: and it just takes a while
[23:52:07] ~Umber St'ro: we should leave the room to see
[23:52:11] ~Frost: ....
[23:52:19] • ~Frost tries casting a spell to light a fire
[23:52:20] @Sprite Tan: Indeed
[23:52:29] @Leo Atlas: (ok, so I have to leave in 3 minutes. Warnign y'all now)
[23:52:32] @Sprite Tan: Oh!
[23:52:34] @Sprite Tan: Oh!
[23:52:52] @Sprite Tan: So the berries canceled out the blue peanuts, and the room does the same with magic
[23:53:09] @Leo Atlas: I see
[23:53:11] @Leo Atlas: Sorta
[23:53:17] ~Frost: (dice roll?)
[23:53:21] ~Frost: (narration?)
[23:53:22] ~Umber St'ro: so silver kills magic, maybe we have to leave these behind
[23:53:23] ~Always Yuri: "The fire is rather weak, but it hits the wall and explodes into flame as normal. Curiously, the berries on the wall remain intact."
[23:53:39] ~Frost: .....that took more effort than it should have
[23:54:00] @Leo Atlas: Maybe the berries cancel out magical effects
[23:54:09] ~Frost: that would make sense...
[23:54:16] ~Umber St'ro: Frost is a bit too important to let her magic be cancelled.
[23:54:21] • ~Frost removes them from her bag
[23:54:26] ~Frost: ...do not say such things
[23:54:28] @Leo Atlas: Try again
[23:54:40] • ~Umber St'ro puts the berries back
[23:54:43] @Sprite Tan: Oh gosh, I threw the berries in the bag
[23:54:52] • @Sprite Tan pulls them out
[23:54:57] ~Always Yuri: "The bag of holding suddenly regains it's power, and returns to it's normal weight."
[23:55:01] @Sprite Tan: (shit)
[23:55:03] @Leo Atlas: I thought so
[23:55:06] ~Frost: that is a relief
[23:55:09] @Sprite Tan: (frost already did that)
[23:55:17] @Leo Atlas: (Invalid put them back in)
[23:55:18] • ~Frost collects her belongings from the floor
[23:55:30] @Leo Atlas: (Welp, time to pause this eventful session)
[23:55:31] ~Umber St'ro: (not back in the bag you tool, back with the plant)
[23:55:34] @Leo Atlas: (I have to go)
[23:55:35] @Leo Atlas: )
[23:55:43] ~Always Yuri: (Alright, paused.)
[23:55:47] ~Frost: (I should probs go too)
[23:55:51] ~Always Yuri: (Good game, everyone. XD)
[23:55:52] ~Umber St'ro: bye
[23:55:55] ~Umber St'ro: ()*
[23:55:56] • @Sprite Tan wonders if smearing the berries on her hat would give it interesting properties

[19:33:45] ~Frost: ...what is with all of the flora in this cave?
[19:33:56] @Leo Atlas: Well
[19:33:56] ~Frost: How peculiar.
[19:34:00] @Leo Atlas: They've al done something
[19:34:06] @Leo Atlas: I wonder what this will do
[19:34:13] ~RM: (Next time, they're going to be glowing green muskrats, forst.)
[19:34:27] ~Frost: (hahaha XD)
[19:34:28] @Sprite Tan: I advise against Frost testing anything in the remainder of this cave
[19:34:37] ~Frost: ...why is that?
[19:34:41] @Leo Atlas: Well
[19:34:46] @Sprite Tan: Just in case any of it screw with magic like the last ones
[19:34:46] ~Umber St'ro: I say leo takes the shrooms
[19:34:48] ~Frost: (that was curious not bitchy)
[19:35:01] ~RM: (I know. XD)
[19:35:09] @Sprite Tan: (NAW UR A TOTAL BISH)
[19:35:14] @Leo Atlas: Erm
[19:35:15] ~Frost: No one should be forced to try them if they do not want to...
[19:35:15] @Leo Atlas: I
[19:35:18] @Leo Atlas: 'd rather not
[19:35:19] ~Frost: (fak u prep!)
[19:35:20] ~RM: (Leo starts trippin' balls.)
[19:35:26] @Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[19:35:31] @Sprite Tan: (Truck YOU GOFF)
[19:35:33] ~Frost: (leo discovers drugs!)
[19:35:40] ~Umber St'ro: well does anyone know what they do? (including me)
[19:35:45] ~Frost: (we rake in a profit and stick it to the man!)
[19:35:46] • @Sprite Tan shrugs and tries a shroom.
[19:35:53] ~Frost: (yes, mister RM, do tell)
[19:36:24] ~Frost: (brb in a second)
[19:36:38] ~RM: "No one is aware what they do, Sprite Tan takes a mushroom, and nothing seems to happen except a green glow radiated from her. It fades rather quickly."
[19:37:00] ~Umber St'ro: (omg it makes people almost as sexy as umber hulks)
[19:37:16] • @Sprite Tan shrugs
[19:37:17] ~RM: (Waiting for Lady Frost.)
[19:37:19] @Leo Atlas: Do you feel ok?
[19:37:28] @Sprite Tan: I don't feel any different at all.
[19:37:37] ~Umber St'ro: follow my finger
[19:37:55] • @Sprite Tan raises an eyebrow
[19:37:59] @Sprite Tan: Why?
[19:38:02] • ~Umber St'ro waves his finger far to the left and right of her eyes
[19:38:15] • @Sprite Tan tilts head to follow finger
[19:38:23] ~RM: "Absolutely nothing happens except Umber St'ro and Tan both look like idiots."
[19:38:47] ~Umber St'ro: we'll never know if these shrooms are any good.
[19:39:11] @Sprite Tan: Well, theyr
[19:39:20] ~Frost: (bak)
[19:39:38] ~Frost: wow, they both look like idiots
[19:39:39] @Sprite Tan: *they're edible and not deadly as far as I can tell.
[19:40:17] ~Umber St'ro: at least I don't have skin.
[19:40:28] @Sprite Tan: What?
[19:40:32] ~Frost: (that was a thought)
[19:40:51] ~RM: (OMG THIS CAVE MAKES YOU HEAR THOUGHTS HDOIHFAOIh)
[19:41:02] ~Umber St'ro: (you need a different notation than italics, that's not immediately noticable)
[19:41:06] @Sprite Tan: Stro, you should try one. Maybe it's a thing for people without skin
[19:41:12] ~Umber St'ro: sure
[19:41:19] ~Frost: (what do you recommend then, madonna?)
[19:41:20] • ~Umber St'ro eats a green shroom
[19:41:38] ~Umber St'ro: (how about back slashes?)
[19:41:52] ~Frost: that doesn't change the font though, does it?)
[19:42:02] ~Umber St'ro: (no, but you notice them
[19:42:06] ~Umber St'ro: )*
[19:42:21] ~Umber St'ro: \thinks about home\
[19:42:25] ~RM: "As Umber St'ro takes a mushroom, he glows green as well. Tan's glow reappears, and then a green cloud of light appears from each of them and hits the other. When the smoke clears, they have switched bodies."
[19:42:41] @Sprite Tan: (frost do /me and then 'thinks blahblahblahthoughts')
[19:42:44] ~Umber St'ro: (that's not a good example at all btw, it would be a /me)
[19:42:54] @Sprite Tan: Oh god
[19:43:00] ~Umber St'ro: oh, I guess I have skin now
[19:43:03] ~Frost: ....
[19:43:06] @Leo Atlas: Well
[19:43:12] ~RM: (Oh, I see, just because you're Umber Hulk, Tan.)
[19:43:20] @Sprite Tan: Oh god, you guys are all so tiny
[19:43:20] ~Frost: What are you both talking about?
[19:43:28] ~Umber St'ro: I know right?
[19:43:35] @Sprite Tan: Duuuuuuuuude
[19:43:40] @Leo Atlas: This is
[19:43:42] ~Frost: Tan? St'ro?
[19:43:46] ~Frost: Are you alright?
[19:43:52] • @Sprite Tan glances around
[19:43:53] ~Frost: (leo we won't know until they say something)
[19:44:02] @Leo Atlas: (I know)
[19:44:08] @Leo Atlas: What happened
[19:44:10] @Sprite Tan: Guys, try these mushrooms
[19:44:11] @Leo Atlas: <.>
[19:44:17] @Leo Atlas: St'ro
[19:44:18] ~Frost: (then stop saying implicit things like "thi is" XD)
[19:44:22] ~Umber St'ro: The berries are so sweet, it gives you a whole new perspective on life, you gotta try them.
[19:44:22] @Leo Atlas: Whhat happened?
[19:44:32] ~Umber St'ro: (mushrooms*)
[19:44:33] ~Frost: ...I'd rather not
[19:44:40] @Sprite Tan: Just eat the mushrooms, you'll understand everything.
[19:44:49] @Leo Atlas: I'd prefer you explain st'ro
[19:44:51] ~Frost: You said earlier that I shouldn't!
[19:45:00] ~Umber St'ro: it's like now I know what it's like to be St'ro, and I feel that he knows what it's like to be me
[19:45:23] ~Frost: ....No offense, but I would prefer not to know what it is like to be anyone here.
[19:45:34] @Sprite Tan: Yes, it feels exactly like that.
[19:45:44] ~Umber St'ro: suit yourself, I might just go unsuit myself.
[19:45:58] @Sprite Tan: Don't you fucking dare st'ro!
[19:46:09] @Leo Atlas: Oh
[19:46:12] @Leo Atlas: Wait
[19:46:22] ~Umber St'ro: You caught us.
[19:46:36] ~Frost: ...neithe rof you can be trusted
[19:46:38] @Sprite Tan: They wouldn't have if you didn't say something so stupid.
[19:46:42] ~Frost: neither of*)
[19:46:45] ~RM: (You'd think this would bother you guys. Nope. This is awesome. No wonder the Dark Lord is eating babies right now instead of being dead.)
[19:47:04] ~Frost: (We're the best her0z evar)
[19:47:08] @Leo Atlas: (Ikr)
[19:47:09] ~Umber St'ro: wait, Tan, I want to know what it's like to be carried. Carry me.
[19:47:36] ~Frost: ...should we really be dawdling like this?
[19:47:38] • @Sprite Tan awkwardly tries to pick uh.... her body up
[19:47:42] @Leo Atlas: Um
[19:47:47] @Leo Atlas: Not really
[19:47:55] ~Frost: Why don't you two try eating them again?
[19:48:31] ~RM: "Sprite Tan, in Umber's body, tries to pick up... herself. Gross. Anyway, she falls like a house of cards in a tornado on the moon."
[19:48:44] @Sprite Tan: Oh god, that's going to hurt.
[19:49:01] ~Umber St'ro: well, I guess you know what that's like then
[19:49:09] ~Umber St'ro: let's take all the berries and go
[19:49:11] • ~Frost winces sympathetically
[19:49:21] • @Leo Atlas takes some mushroom
[19:49:24] @Leo Atlas: (s)
[19:49:25] ~Umber St'ro: (mushrooms*)
[19:49:27] @Sprite Tan: So how do we undo this
[19:49:33] ~RM: "There is a roar from the back of the cave. Whatever's back there is not happy."
[19:49:36] ~Frost: As I said, try eating them again
[19:49:39] ~Umber St'ro: we don't
[19:49:44] • ~Umber St'ro makes adorable sprite face
[19:49:50] ~RM: "Leo gets six mushrooms"
[19:49:50] • @Sprite Tan tries eating one
[19:49:57] • ~Frost hits him...er her? upside the head
[19:50:08] ~Frost: Do not be ridiculous.
[19:50:09] ~RM: "Umber's body begins to glow green."
[19:50:21] ~Frost: Eat a mushroom.
[19:50:37] • ~Umber St'ro eats a mushroom, under heavy protest mind you
[19:50:51] ~RM: "Everything is back to what qualifies as normal around here. Yey."
[19:50:59] • @Sprite Tan frowns
[19:51:00] • ~Umber St'ro takes what mushrooms he can get
[19:51:06] @Sprite Tan: Well it was nice being tall at least
[19:51:16] • @Sprite Tan takes some of the remaining mushrooms
[19:51:39] ~RM: "Umber St'ro is only able to successfully pick two mushrooms. Sprite gets four."
[19:51:54] @Leo Atlas: So
[19:51:57] @Leo Atlas: Let's move on
[19:52:16] ~Umber St'ro: well, somebody is getting screwed over worse than I've ever screwed anyone over in the not too distant future.
[19:52:35] ~RM: "A red dot has disappeared from the map in all this brew ha ha."
[19:52:40] @Leo Atlas: Well
[19:52:46] @Leo Atlas: Let's go to the red dot
[19:52:52] @Sprite Tan: Yeah
[19:52:59] ~Umber St'ro: let's go
[19:53:00] ~Frost: alright
[19:53:03] • ~Frost leads
[19:53:32] • @Sprite Tan follows with confident strides
[19:53:39] ~Umber St'ro: (frost must be really comfortable in her body to not want any mushrooms)
[19:53:56] • @Leo Atlas follows cautiously
[19:53:59] ~Frost: (not really. She just doesn't like yours)
[19:54:04] • ~Umber St'ro follows
[19:54:12] @Sprite Tan: (maybe she's uncomfortable, and doesn't want us to know about her lack of boobs)
[19:54:38] ~Umber St'ro: (I'm sure whatever level of boobs she has are perfectly attractive)
[19:54:40] ~Frost: (where are all these assumptions about her appearance coming from? XD)
[19:54:46] ~RM: "As they enter red room, a very strange creature is devouring what appears to be a glowing red peach, that's a bit smaller than average peach. Before anyone can get a good look at it, the creature glows blue, roars, and then disappears."
[19:54:52] ~Frost: (hell, you guys have even called her pretty before.)
[19:55:10] @Sprite Tan: (pretty cute)
[19:55:11] ~Umber St'ro: (we're going off our perception of you)
[19:55:16] ~Frost: What was that?!
[19:55:21] ~Frost: (...jackasses XD)
[19:55:36] @Leo Atlas: I don't know. But it's gone now.
[19:55:39] @Sprite Tan: Um, it either just stopped existing or is invisible
[19:55:43] @Sprite Tan: Be on guard.
[19:55:44] @Leo Atlas: (are there any peaches left?)
[19:55:49] ~RM: (Yes.)
[19:55:58] ~Frost: It appears as though our assumptions were correct
[19:56:04] ~Frost: There are other beings in this cave
[19:56:05] ~Umber St'ro: well, I think it will attack us if we try to take a peach
[19:56:15] @Leo Atlas: But is it here?
[19:56:20] ~Umber St'ro: do you want to find out?
[19:56:27] @Sprite Tan: Yes, as much as I'd like to know what they do... we might just have to leave.
[19:56:41] @Leo Atlas: I'm tempted to try one
[19:56:53] ~Frost: How reckless.
[19:56:55] • ~Umber St'ro steps back so leo has plenty of room to try one
[19:57:01] @Sprite Tan: Leo, you're strong and capable, I'm sure you'd be fine if it choose to attack.
[19:57:06] • ~Frost also steps back
[19:57:09] • @Sprite Tan backs away as well
[19:57:14] • @Leo Atlas takes a peach
[19:57:23] • @Leo Atlas eats
[19:57:31] ~RM: (Please wait warmly.)
[19:57:42] • @Leo Atlas ( is cold)
[19:57:49] ~Frost: (waits lukewarmly)
[19:57:50] @Sprite Tan: (Butch from Team Rocket)
[19:57:59] @Sprite Tan: (girls are preparing)
[19:58:09] @Leo Atlas: (So
[19:59:02] • @Leo Atlas (plays the jeopardy music)
[20:00:40] ~RM: "As Leo takes a bite of the peach, his body begins to glow red, which by this point should be commonplace. Suddenly, his body is engulfed in a red aura that seems to be made of some sort of metal. He can't move very well at all, only moving slowly. He also begins to sink into the floor slowly, as he is now quite heavy."
[20:00:51] @Leo Atlas: Welp
[20:00:59] @Leo Atlas: Wait
[20:01:02] ~Frost: what in the world?
[20:01:09] @Leo Atlas: How fast am I sinking?
[20:01:18] ~Umber St'ro: so, can you walk?
[20:01:19] @Leo Atlas: and how far will I sink?
[20:01:26] ~Frost: ()*
[20:01:28] @Sprite Tan: oh shit
[20:01:39] ~Frost: (as if we'd know XD)
[20:01:42] ~RM: (Is that supposed to be in ())?
[20:01:48] @Leo Atlas: (Maybe)
[20:01:52] ~Umber St'ro: (mine wasn't, but I think leo's was)
[20:02:00] @Sprite Tan: I would give you a silver berry if I thought it ouldn't leave you stuck in the ground.
[20:02:00] @Leo Atlas: Maybe St'ro
[20:02:07] • @Leo Atlas tries to walk
[20:02:09] @Sprite Tan: Farewell Leo, I knew you well.
[20:02:12] ~Umber St'ro: (try attempting to walk)
[20:02:17] ~Umber St'ro: (nvm)
[20:02:18] ~Frost: St'ro, can you lift him?
[20:02:21] ~RM: (Not very quickly, and pretty far, I'd imagine, you're very heavy so you're putting a lot of strain on the ground.)
[20:02:30] @Leo Atlas: Well
[20:02:31] ~Frost: Maybe Tan can feed him one while he is suspended
[20:02:32] ~Umber St'ro: I'm not about to try to lift him.
[20:02:42] @Sprite Tan: You'd throw out your back.
[20:02:43] ~Frost: You are the only one who is strong enough....
[20:02:47] ~Frost: I suppose
[20:02:52] @Leo Atlas: You can all try
[20:02:56] ~Umber St'ro: I can't even life Sprite Tan
[20:03:05] ~Umber St'ro: (lift*)
[20:03:06] ~Frost: If we do not think of something, he will sink
[20:03:09] @Sprite Tan: (xD)
[20:03:12] ~RM: "I would love to see our heroes try to do this."
[20:03:17] @Leo Atlas: (Do it)
[20:03:21] @Sprite Tan: Does any one have any silver berries?
[20:03:22] @Leo Atlas: (I needs halp)
[20:03:25] @Leo Atlas: I do
[20:03:26] ~Frost: Feed him the berry now. Being stuck is better than suffocating
[20:03:29] ~Umber St'ro: he can walk, he isn't going to sink if he continues taking steos
[20:03:37] @Leo Atlas: (steps*)
[20:03:39] ~Frost: Eventually he will tire and die....
[20:03:47] @Leo Atlas: That would take a while
[20:03:47] @Sprite Tan: Leo, you have some don't you?
[20:03:49] ~Umber St'ro: (he has his own berries :/)
[20:03:50] @Leo Atlas: Yes
[20:03:56] @Leo Atlas: (Wow thanks)
[20:04:00] ~Frost: This is our best bet. Getting him partially out of the ground is easier than digging out his body
[20:04:00] @Sprite Tan: Why the hell don't you eat one?
[20:04:17] • @Leo Atlas tries to reach for a berry, but is made of metal
[20:04:30] @Sprite Tan: I'm not digging in your pockets.
[20:04:35] ~RM: "Oh yeah, that's probably an issue. Well, good luck, folks."
[20:04:35] ~Frost: ...it's no good. Just feed him one of yours
[20:04:42] @Sprite Tan: I used mine on my hat.
[20:04:42] PrinceHaunt~: so is anyone here?
[20:04:42] ~Umber St'ro: come on leo, I knew you were dumb, but this is like turkeys drowning in a light downpour dumb.
[20:04:47] PrinceHaunt~: oh okay nvm lol
[20:04:47] ~Frost: You can take a new one from him later
[20:04:48] @Leo Atlas: They're in my bag
[20:04:52] @Sprite Tan: (HAUNT NO)
[20:04:57] @Sprite Tan: (TALK IN PARENTHESIS)
[20:05:19] @Leo Atlas: St'ro, metal isn't exactly flexible
[20:05:19] PrinceHaunt~: (sorry)
[20:05:34] @Leo Atlas: As much as I'd love to cure my condition, I can't exactly reach my berries
[20:05:38] ~Frost: Will one of you please just give him one?
[20:05:39] ~Umber St'ro: and that's why you didn't think of it?
[20:05:44] @Sprite Tan: Frost, do something with your equally tiny hands!
[20:05:48] ~Frost: Before he, uh, sinks!
[20:05:54] ~Umber St'ro: you're going to touch him?
[20:05:54] @Leo Atlas: Guys
[20:05:56] ~Frost: You both have your own!
[20:05:58] @Leo Atlas: Wow
[20:06:02] ~Frost: Just give him one of yours!
[20:06:03] @Leo Atlas: Jerk >.>
[20:06:08] @Leo Atlas: Except Frost
[20:06:08] ~RM: "There's some giant monster not very far from here, Leo is sinking, and somewhere, the dark lord is laughing his Nas off."
[20:06:09] @Sprite Tan: No, I used all of mine
[20:06:18] ~RM: (Neither St'ro nor Tan have berries.)
[20:06:19] @Leo Atlas: being the only rational one here
[20:06:20] @Sprite Tan: And St'ro threw his out, I think.
[20:06:20] • PrinceHaunt~ gives Leo Atlas a berry
[20:06:26] ~Umber St'ro: I threw mine out so you could use your magic
[20:06:27] ~RM: (Haunt, no.)
[20:06:28] @Sprite Tan: (HAUNT GTFO RIGHT NOW)
[20:06:31] ~Frost: (haunt you're not in this)
[20:06:35] @Leo Atlas: (Yet)
[20:06:36] ~Umber St'ro: no good deed goes unpunished I guess
[20:06:37] PrinceHaunt~: (well you know what?!?
[20:06:38] @Sprite Tan: (You aren't in it, no. just no)
[20:06:39] PrinceHaunt~: idc
[20:06:43] ~Umber St'ro: just cause I'm an umber hulk
PrinceHaunt~ was banned by RM.
PrinceHaunt~ was unbanned by RM.
[20:07:29] ~Frost: (you're really going to make me do this? -.-)
[20:07:35] @Sprite Tan: (yes)
[20:07:45] ~Frost: (Shea you can fucking do it you Butch from Team Rocket!)
[20:07:52] @Sprite Tan: (he's grosssssss)
[20:07:52] ~Frost: (you said EQUALLY!)
[20:07:59] @Leo Atlas: (:<)
[20:08:01] ~RM: (Hey, Gnome, when you get to the center of the earth, can you send me a postcard?)
[20:08:06] ~Frost: ugh
[20:08:07] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah sure.)
[20:08:15] @Leo Atlas: (I hear they have nice tacos)
[20:08:16] @Sprite Tan: (touching human guys is ick)
[20:08:16] • ~Frost gingerly reaches into Leo's pockets
[20:08:24] @Leo Atlas: Frost
[20:08:27] ~Umber St'ro: feel anything in there?
[20:08:28] @Leo Atlas: They're in my bag
[20:08:32] ~Frost: .......
[20:08:37] @Sprite Tan: Hahaha.
[20:08:37] ~Umber St'ro: I bet he's rock hard
[20:08:37] ~Frost: I am going to kill all of you
[20:08:43] @Leo Atlas: I SAID THAT BEFORE
[20:08:45] • ~Frost searches the bag
[20:08:59] @Sprite Tan: She wanted her hands in your pockets. Obviously.
[20:09:13] @Sprite Tan: Isn't that just cute?
[20:09:19] • ~Frost (searches for a blunt object to throw at Tan)
[20:09:19] ~RM: "Frost not only doesn't find berries in his pocket, there's something in there that feels like it may be a PBC pipe. Made of metal. She assumes that's it. And then she gets the berries, all three, out of the bag."
[20:09:40] @Leo Atlas: (-.-)
[20:09:40] ~Frost: Well, eat it
[20:09:46] @Sprite Tan: (xD)
[20:09:47] • @Leo Atlas eats the berry
[20:09:48] ~RM: (Frost rolled a one.)
[20:10:01] ~Frost: (I fucking hate you all)
[20:10:17] @Sprite Tan: (im sorry, that was great omg. I love this rp)
[20:10:17] @Leo Atlas: (Ah, That low)
[20:10:19] ~RM: "This problem is fixed, except now Leo Atlas is in a hole in the ground about a foot deep. He can just step out now, though.)
[20:10:23] ~RM: *"
[20:10:23] PimpCrobat: could someone teach me everything i need to know to roleplay here, it seems i need a guide
[20:10:29] SooperPooper: y u ban when leave?
[20:10:35] SooperPooper: lol
[20:10:36] • ~Frost (wipes her hand off on Tan's clothes)
Moderated chat was set to +!
Only users of rank + and higher can talk.
[20:10:46] @Sprite Tan: (if you talk out of parenthesis you get the Truck banned)
[20:10:49] ~Umber St'ro: (that's the easy solution since we're all auth here)
[20:11:02] ~Frost: (can I do that without a roll? XD)
SooperPooper was locked from talking by Umber St'ro.
PimpCrobat was locked from talking by Umber St'ro.
[20:11:14] ~Frost: (ya know what, Truck yall)
Moderated chat was disabled!
Anyone may talk now.
[20:11:24] ~Frost: (if i have to touch "pipes" I'm doin this!)
[20:11:36] ~RM: (Roll for what?)
[20:12:04] ~RM: (That's fine.)
[20:12:07] • ~Frost indiscreetly wipes her hands off on Tan's clothes
SooperPooper was unlocked by Umber St'ro.
PimpCrobat was unlocked by Umber St'ro.
[20:12:30] PimpCrobat: thank you
[20:12:32] @Sprite Tan: St'ro, you should get leo out of that hole.... unless you can get out yourself Leo?
[20:12:39] @Sprite Tan: (DONT TALK OUT OF PARETHESIS)
[20:12:40] • @Leo Atlas steps out of the hole
[20:12:42] PimpCrobat: now who can tell me how this works?
[20:12:47] PimpCrobat: oh im sorry
[20:12:47] @Sprite Tan: (PIMP. STOP)
[20:12:48] @Leo Atlas: (Look in the lobby)
[20:12:53] ~Frost: (well step one)
[20:12:54] @Leo Atlas: (I posted the rules there)
[20:12:55] PimpCrobat: ( oh god im sorry)
[20:12:57] ~RM: !rpstuff
Role Playing Rules:
Do Not Break Server Rules - Type /rules to read the rules, Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets.
In Character - When your character is talking, just type what s/he is saying with no special formatting.
Character Actions - Use /me to denote character actions.
Event Narration - If something is happenning that cannot be explained through other means, put it in quotation marks.
Out of Character - when you speak out of character, put what you say in parenthesis.
Room Master - Not every RP needs a Room Master, a room master narrates the events and almost exclusively uses quotation marks. The Room Master may want to use a die to decide the outcomes of actions. If so use a 20 sided die or set random.org to min 1 max 20 and treat it as a die roll. 1 means something bad happenned to the person performing the action, 20 means crit so think of something unlikely and beneficial.
No Godmodding - You cannot be invincible, reality warping, or plot centering for no reason what so ever.
[20:13:02] ~Frost: @Sprite Tan: (DONT TALK OUT OF PARETHESIS)
[20:13:14] @Sprite Tan: (I will seriously kill over this)
[20:13:32] PimpCrobat: (how do i make my character)
[20:13:37] Zergo: (scared of all)
[20:13:42] ~RM: (Continue, guys.)
[20:13:43] @Sprite Tan: (this is kinda private)
[20:13:45] ~Frost: Now's not the best tme. We're stuck in a cave peeps)
[20:13:53] ~Frost: (no one's gonna find us here)
[20:13:56] @Sprite Tan: (so yeah. Maybe a different rp at a different time)
[20:14:07] ~Umber St'ro: (we have other rps that aren't private, but the one happening right now is)
[20:14:19] @Leo Atlas: (We could put this one on hold and start a new one with these dudes)
[20:14:24] ~Frost: (but I'm in the flow :<)
[20:14:31] Zergo: (Did we run out of food)
[20:14:35] ~Umber St'ro: (I don't want to do that)
[20:14:36] ~Frost: (we need to get out of this fucking cave XD)
[20:14:45] @Leo Atlas: (We do)
[20:14:51] ~Frost: (we are NOT going to be here for three days dammit)
[20:14:53] @Leo Atlas: (You should eat a peach Frost)
[20:14:58] • Zergo Looks at Frost hungerly
[20:15:00] ~Umber St'ro: (you two watch and observe the method, that way next time you'll know what's going on : ) )
[20:15:07] PimpCrobat: (ok just tell me when this one is over i am fine with waiting
[20:15:11] PimpCrobat: *)
[20:15:16] @Sprite Tan: (Zergo please don't)
[20:15:16] @Leo Atlas: (I'll let you know)
[20:15:26] ~Umber St'ro: (/me posts are also in parenthesis if they're not in character)
[20:15:31] ~Frost: We have to get him out of the ground somehow....
[20:15:40] PimpCrobat: (thank you all ill be quiet now)
[20:15:46] • @Leo Atlas steps out of the hole
[20:15:47] @Sprite Tan: (he's already out of the ground frost)
[20:15:57] ~Frost: (I WAS DISTRACTED GDI)
[20:15:58] ~RM: (He's out, Frost.)
[20:16:00] ~Umber St'ro: alright so, that thing didn't attack leo
[20:16:12] @Sprite Tan: Maybe it... I...
[20:16:17] ~Frost: But the peaches are a whole other issue
[20:16:20] • @Leo Atlas takes some peaches
[20:16:25] @Leo Atlas: They might be useful
[20:16:30] @Sprite Tan: Okay, so we still don't know how it dissapeared like that
[20:16:42] ~Frost: Maybe we can store these safely in my bag?
[20:16:45] ~Umber St'ro: well, the peaches are useful, I'm going to gather some
[20:16:45] ~RM: "Leo gets two peaches. Neat!"
[20:16:46] @Leo Atlas: turning to metal might be useful later
[20:17:04] @Sprite Tan: Hmm.
[20:17:06] ~Frost: Although....
[20:17:17] ~RM: "Umber gets five peaches! Super!"
[20:17:22] ~Frost: Taking these with us may attract the attention of the monster
[20:17:23] • @Leo Atlas searches for more peaches
[20:17:34] ~Frost: Perhaps we should leave them, everyone
[20:17:44] ~RM: "Leo manages to gather one more peach."
[20:17:56] ~Umber St'ro: (kickass, Umber St'ro is going to do something cool with these later, like the worlds first metal house in Dark Lord world)
[20:17:57] @Leo Atlas: Hmm
[20:18:16] @Leo Atlas: Well, let's get going
[20:18:20] @Sprite Tan: So what's left to invesigate?
[20:18:23] • ~Frost is once again ignored
[20:18:25] @Leo Atlas: Plus, if the monter attacked, we could probably take it
[20:18:46] ~Umber St'ro: I'm not so sure about that
[20:18:50] @Leo Atlas: (monster*)
[20:18:55] ~Umber St'ro: is anyone else going to gather peaches?
[20:18:56] ~RM: "The purple room is all that remains. In the Leo crisis, a purple dot has disappeared from the map."
[20:19:09] @Leo Atlas: So
[20:19:13] @Leo Atlas: purple dots are monsters
[20:19:32] @Sprite Tan: Or more edible plant matter.
[20:19:34] ~Umber St'ro: I don't think so
[20:19:34] @Leo Atlas: Let's investigate the purple room then
[20:19:39] ~Frost: Pruple?
[20:19:42] ~Umber St'ro: let's (a) go
[20:19:45] ~Frost: is everyone ok with that?
[20:19:55] @Sprite Tan: No.
[20:20:01] @Sprite Tan: I kid. Let's go.
[20:20:02] @Leo Atlas: Ok with what <.>
[20:20:09] ~Frost: Going to the purple room
[20:20:20] ~Frost: it would seem she has an objection
[20:20:25] • ~Umber St'ro goes since Frost missed the memo that everyone wants to
[20:20:31] @Sprite Tan: I was jooooooking.
[20:20:36] • @Sprite Tan follows st'ro
[20:20:38] @Leo Atlas: Yeah
[20:20:40] ~RM: (Leo, stop putting emoticons in character. Unless he's saying "bracket period bracket.")
[20:20:43] ~Frost: (i was ditracted by pm)
[20:20:45] ~Frost: (gawd)
[20:20:55] @Leo Atlas: (fien)
[20:20:58] @Leo Atlas: (:<)
[20:20:59] • ~Frost leads the way
[20:21:08] • @Leo Atlas follows
[20:22:12] ~RM: "As they enter the purple room, they thankfully notice nothing besides the last of the plants, a collection of purple glowing grapes. They're growing on vines on the wall."
[20:22:21] @Leo Atlas: So
[20:22:22] ~Frost: (something that
[20:22:27] ~Frost: 's a normal color?)
[20:22:28] @Leo Atlas: WHo volunteers to eat those
[20:22:38] ~Frost: Why must we eat everything?!
[20:22:46] @Leo Atlas: Because
[20:22:48] ~Frost: Can't we take something back without trying to ingest it?
[20:22:52] @Leo Atlas: Not knowing sucks
[20:23:02] ~Frost: So we find someone who does know.
[20:23:04] @Leo Atlas: What kind of mage are you
[20:23:09] @Leo Atlas: Not always looking for knowledge
[20:23:15] ~Frost: One who does not want to die eating strange fruit
[20:23:20] • @Sprite Tan eats one of the grapes
[20:23:24] ~Frost: Knowledge can be found without recklessness
[20:23:47] • ~Frost wonders why she even bothers
[20:24:05] ~Umber St'ro: wait a minute
[20:24:10] ~Umber St'ro: if we don't eath them
[20:24:12] ~RM: "Frost has been ignored, which, for once is a terrible idea, as Tan's eye begin to glow purple, and, suddenly, she cannot see whatsoever."
[20:24:24] @Leo Atlas: Well
[20:24:27] ~Frost: (oh Truck you narrator!)
[20:24:28] ~RM: *eyes
[20:24:29] ~Umber St'ro: nevermind
[20:24:30] @Leo Atlas: (For once)
[20:24:35] • @Sprite Tan flails
[20:24:40] @Sprite Tan: Did it just get dark in here?
[20:24:43] @Leo Atlas: No
[20:24:48] @Leo Atlas: Can you not see?
[20:24:49] @Sprite Tan: You sure?
[20:24:53] ~RM: "She has full HP, so it does very little damage."
[20:25:02] ~Frost: ......satisfied with your knowledge?
[20:25:03] @Leo Atlas: Very sure
[20:25:08] @Leo Atlas: And yes frost
[20:25:10] ~RM: !flail
[20:25:17] @Leo Atlas: Now we know what is does
[20:25:18] ~RM: !data Flail
FlailNormalPhysicalPower
—Accuracy
100%PP
24More power the less HP the user has left.
[20:25:27] ~Umber St'ro: so leo, are you going to part with a silver berry?
[20:25:36] ~Umber St'ro: (frost*)
[20:25:36] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Rav9ijyyZk )
[20:25:37] ~RM: (Frost has all his berries.)
[20:25:44] ~RM: (Which are two now.)
[20:25:45] • @Sprite Tan gropes blindly about
[20:25:48] @Leo Atlas: Frost
[20:25:52] @Leo Atlas: Give her a berry
[20:25:56] • ~Umber St'ro stands behind frost
[20:25:57] @Leo Atlas: then we should go back nad get more
[20:25:59] @Sprite Tan: I think I've got the situation under control.
[20:26:01] @Leo Atlas: and*
[20:26:04] ~Umber St'ro: she's right here
[20:26:08] ~Frost: (wait, if i was carrying these my bag should be fucked up)
[20:26:18] @Leo Atlas: (Don't remind him >.>)
[20:26:22] ~RM: (I assume you're smart enough to have them in your hand.)
[20:26:27] ~RM: (Or pocket.)
[20:26:44] ~Frost: (whatev's)
[20:26:50] • ~Frost hands tan a berry
[20:27:03] • ~Frost gives the other one back to leo
[20:27:07] @Leo Atlas: Thanks
[20:27:18] ~Umber St'ro: Frost is holding the berry out for you Sprite
[20:27:25] @Sprite Tan: Oh shit, where?
[20:27:35] ~Umber St'ro: follow my voiiiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeeee~
[20:27:36] • ~Frost puts it in her hands
[20:27:40] ~Frost: here
[20:27:53] ~RM: (Are you heroes or clowns?)
[20:28:01] ~Frost: (both!)
[20:28:10] @Sprite Tan: Are you sure it's the berry? You wouldn't lie to me would you? It feels all warm and gross
[20:28:13] ~RM: (Frost summed it up really well, actually.(
[20:28:25] @Leo Atlas: (LOL)
[20:28:29] @Leo Atlas: (YES)
[20:28:50] • @Sprite Tan fondles the berry
[20:28:56] ~Frost: someone else want to confirm it to her for me?
[20:29:01] ~Frost: I doubt she trusts me
[20:29:06] @Leo Atlas: Yes
[20:29:10] @Leo Atlas: It's a berry
[20:29:16] ~Umber St'ro: It's the berry tan
[20:29:25] @Sprite Tan: Oh, okay.
[20:29:27] • @Sprite Tan eats it
[20:29:58] @Sprite Tan: Okay now...
[20:30:05] • @Sprite Tan rubs eyes
[20:30:13] @Sprite Tan: That was interesting at least.
[20:30:14] ~RM: "The glow disappears from Tan's eyes, with silver sparkles. D'awww!"
[20:30:20] ~RM: "She can now see."
[20:30:26] @Leo Atlas: Phew, good
[20:30:55] ~RM: "The last room beckons and the monster is still no where to be seen. What will our heroes do now?"
[20:31:07] @Sprite Tan: So... the dead end is all that's left?
[20:31:09] @Leo Atlas: I vote we go into the last room
[20:31:14] ~Umber St'ro: we don't really have anywhere else to go
[20:31:17] @Sprite Tan: Is everyone ready?
[20:31:20] ~Frost: Well, there's the dead end
[20:31:26] • ~Umber St'ro waits for someone to go and then follows whenever they do
[20:31:29] ~Frost: or what appears to be one anyway
[20:31:43] • ~Frost points to the area on the map that cuts off abrubtly
[20:31:52] @Sprite Tan: We haven't found any ways out yet. We might be trapped
[20:32:43] ~Frost: Well everyone, we have what seems to be two options
[20:32:48] ~Frost: Which shall we take?
[20:33:09] @Leo Atlas: The way we haven't gone
[20:33:17] ~Frost: We haven't gone either way
[20:33:33] @Sprite Tan: There's only one way, isn't there?
[20:33:36] @Leo Atlas: Yeah
[20:33:39] @Leo Atlas: The dead end
[20:33:43] ~Frost: No
[20:33:51] ~Frost: there is also the back of the cave
[20:33:52] @Sprite Tan: (you're wrong)
[20:33:53] ~RM: (There's only one way, unless you're digging through the rockslide.)
[20:34:04] ~Frost: (what about the dead end thingy?)
[20:34:06] ~RM: (The back of the cave is the dead end. The roar came from deeper.)
[20:34:16] ~RM: (The dead end is on the map, not irl.)
[20:34:17] ~Frost: (bleh)
[20:34:18] @Sprite Tan: Well, shall we go?
[20:34:25] • ~Frost leads the way
[20:34:43] • @Leo Atlas follows
[20:34:49] • @Sprite Tan follows, adjusting her brass knuckles
[20:34:59] @Sprite Tan: Be prepareed for a fight.
[20:35:15] ~Frost: ...I cannot focus on combat if we are ambushed while I navigate
[20:35:32] • @Leo Atlas draws his weapons
[20:35:37] ~Umber St'ro: you should navigate from behind leo
[20:35:53] • ~Frost falls back in her stride
[20:35:54] @Leo Atlas: For once
[20:35:59] ~RM: "The group comes to where there was a dead end on the map, to what is clearly not a dead end. The mouth of the cave gapes widely, as if to invite our heroes to their doom. They can not see inside very well, but there is definitely space inside this opening, and a cool draft blows from inside."
[20:36:00] @Leo Atlas: I agree with st'ro
[20:36:10] @Sprite Tan: Shit.
[20:36:23] @Sprite Tan: This is ominous, you think?
[20:36:23] ~Frost: ....why isn't the map showing me this?
[20:36:24] ~RM: (Save?)
[20:36:30] ~Frost: There's nothing here
[20:36:31] @Sprite Tan: (YES)
[20:36:35] @Sprite Tan: (YESYESYES)
[20:36:36] ~Frost: (yes! Save game!)
[20:36:39] ~Umber St'ro: here we are.
[20:36:48] @Leo Atlas: (Are we save-scumming now?
[20:36:49] @Leo Atlas: )
[20:36:51] ~Frost: But where is here?
[20:36:53] ~RM: (We can pretend you won't die if you die. You will, but we'll all pretend.)
[20:37:01] ~Frost: (yay!)
[20:37:03] @Sprite Tan: (lol)
[20:37:05] @Sprite Tan: (ok)
[20:37:18] • ~Umber St'ro steps into the potential demon mouth
[20:37:23] ~Frost: Does anyone have a torch or stick with them?
[20:37:32] ~Frost: It would be unwise to advance in darkness
[20:37:36] @Sprite Tan: Frost... think you can try lobbing a fireball in, towards the ceiling?
[20:37:37] ~RM: (Leo does!)
[20:37:43] ~Umber St'ro: I'm just stepping under the opening
[20:37:48] @Leo Atlas: (I do?
[20:37:53] @Sprite Tan: it would light up everything if only for a moment.
[20:37:57] ~RM: (Yeppers, it's in your inventory.)
[20:37:59] ~Frost: (say so then!)
[20:38:03] @Leo Atlas: I thought I only had fire starters, not a torch)
[20:38:05] ~Frost: I ummm....
[20:38:10] • ~Frost hesitates
[20:38:10] @Leo Atlas: Hold on
[20:38:17] ~Frost: what is it?
[20:38:20] • @Leo Atlas searches his bag for his torch and flint
[20:38:43] ~Frost: (just take them out. He doesn't need to roll, he said you have it)
[20:38:57] • @Leo Atlas takes out his torch, and lights it
[20:39:06] • ~Frost breathes a sigh of relief.
[20:39:11] @Sprite Tan: That won't light up everything... but I suppose it'll do.
[20:39:34] ~Frost: ...I guess I can try something, if we need more light
[20:40:16] • ~Frost attempts to create a medium sized ball of light in her hands
[20:40:19] @Sprite Tan: Be careful.
[20:40:22] • ~Umber St'ro steps out of the demon mouth first
[20:40:35] @Sprite Tan: (omfg)
[20:40:47] ~Frost: (that doesn't sound good)
[20:41:00] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah)
[20:41:01] ~RM: "Frost creates the ball of light she wanted, and nothing happens besides the illumination of her area. She must step into the cave in order to see much inside it, though."
[20:41:12] ~Umber St'ro: I have an idea
[20:41:15] • @Leo Atlas walks into the gaping maw of darkness
[20:41:18] ~Umber St'ro: instead of going into the cave
[20:41:19] ~Frost: (why did you omfg for that?)
[20:41:24] ~Umber St'ro: how about frost blasts it first
[20:41:33] ~Umber St'ro: in case this is a giant monster's mouth
[20:41:35] ~RM: (She omfg'd for Umber walking out like a whimp.)
[20:41:38] @Sprite Tan: If she feels comfortable with that.
[20:41:41] ~Frost: ...Blasts it?
[20:41:49] ~Umber St'ro: with fire!
[20:41:54] ~Frost: Well.....I suppose not much could go wrong
[20:41:58] ~RM: !data Fire Blast
Fire BlastFireSpecialPower
120Accuracy
85%PP
810% chance to burn the target.
[20:42:04] ~Umber St'ro: other than a
[20:42:08] ~Umber St'ro: !data rock slide
Rock SlideRockPhysicalPower
75Accuracy
90%PP
1630% chance to flinch the foe(s).
[20:42:09] PimpCrobat: (lol)
[20:42:10] ~Umber St'ro: trapping us
[20:42:13] @Leo Atlas: Well
[20:42:17] @Leo Atlas: If we get stuck
[20:42:24] ~Frost: ....then maybe we shouldn't?
[20:42:25] @Leo Atlas: We eat st'ro first
[20:42:32] @Leo Atlas: problem solved
[20:42:39] @Leo Atlas: (and we saved)
[20:42:40] ~Umber St'ro: leo, I think it would be you
[20:42:40] @Sprite Tan: The Leo second.
[20:42:53] ~Frost: ...I...I don't know
[20:42:54] @Sprite Tan: Snce Frost and I are small, and I'm bony.
[20:43:05] @Leo Atlas: Frost, just do it
[20:43:09] ~Frost: What ifI mess up and get us killed?
[20:43:14] ~RM: (I had this whole dramatic scene up ahead, but if you guys wanna just chill out here, that's fine. I'll roll for picnic food.)
[20:43:16] ~Umber St'ro: we trust you frost
[20:43:21] @Sprite Tan: I won't hold it against you in the afterlife girly.
[20:43:25] • ~Frost sighs
[20:43:33] ~Frost: everyone, please step back
[20:43:39] @Leo Atlas: (I want the dramatic thing)
[20:43:47] • ~Umber St'ro steps back
[20:43:59] • @Sprite Tan backs away, but stays ready to advance if needed
[20:44:07] • @Leo Atlas hides behind st'ro
[20:44:14] • ~Frost clasps her hands together and begins the spell
[20:44:27] • ~Umber St'ro trust falls leo
[20:44:43] ~Frost: (stop ruining the tension)
[20:44:44] • @Leo Atlas moves out of the way
[20:44:54] ~Umber St'ro: (that didn't happen, all of it)
[20:44:58] ~Frost: (I'm trying to be epic over here XD)
[20:45:08] @Sprite Tan: (lol)
[20:45:08] ~Umber St'ro: (frost, be epic!)
[20:45:14] @Leo Atlas: (gogogogo)
[20:45:14] @Sprite Tan: (Do it!)
[20:45:19] ~Frost: (tell it to the dice not me)
[20:45:22] @Leo Atlas: (Shea, how fast is trace typing)
[20:45:25] ~RM: "Frost blasts the cave entrance, and nothing happens besides a few spare rocks falling to the ground. The cave is clearly not a monster."
[20:45:40] ~RM: (The dice were waiting for you to be done casting.)
[20:45:44] • ~Frost exhales
[20:45:47] ~Frost: thank goodness
[20:45:53] @Leo Atlas: Ok
[20:45:54] @Leo Atlas: So
[20:46:02] @Leo Atlas: Onward we go?
[20:46:03] @Sprite Tan: Shit, okay. So now that we have it's attention let's go in quietly.
[20:46:14] ~Frost: (when I say anything like "tries" or "starts" that means you're in the clear queeny)
[20:46:19] ~Umber St'ro: well, I think we could have fought it from the outside, I don't think it would have had the best mobility.
[20:46:23] ~RM: (Alright.)
[20:46:53] ~Frost: (can I just make the same light thingy or do I have to roll again?)
[20:46:56] • @Sprite Tan walks in carefully
[20:47:03] • ~Umber St'ro pushes leo into the room and follows him (roll if you have to)
[20:47:03] ~RM: (Just do it, you're cleared.)
[20:47:11] • ~Frost illuminates the room again
[20:47:23] • ~Frost stays in the back of the group
[20:47:25] • @Leo Atlas moves foreward, brandishing his torch
[20:48:24] @Leo Atlas: (Do we find anything?)
[20:48:32] ~Frost: (he's probs rollin)
[20:48:37] PimpCrobat: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU )
[20:48:38] ~Umber St'ro: (he's typing, it takes her a while)
[20:48:57] ~Frost: (tell her to learn shorthand so he can type faster)
[20:49:04] @Sprite Tan: ( http://touhoumusic.tumblr.com/post/60131584194/title-sickness-arrange-moro-album-gensou )
[20:49:24] ~RM: "The room is a circular one, fairly large with a domed ceiling. The room is clearly some kind of ruin, but that's not very important for now. The second most thing is that the exit is on the far side of the room, with some kind of magic barrier around it. The second thing is that, hanging from the ceiling, is a strange six legged creature that may be made from stone. There is a gray crystal core on it's back. When the group enters, it roars and drops to the ground. The fight begins!"
[20:49:34] @Sprite Tan: (if the boss is strong enough to have this as a bgm we're fucked)
[20:49:47] @Leo Atlas: Well
[20:49:49] @Leo Atlas: ()
[20:50:11] @Sprite Tan: Shit, everyone split up.
[20:50:20] • @Sprite Tan heads off towards the left.
[20:50:26] • ~Frost jumps back
[20:50:31] • @Leo Atlas strafes right
[20:50:37] @Leo Atlas: St'ro, guard Frost
[20:50:41] ~Umber St'ro: hey creature, how's it goin buddy?
[20:51:03] • ~Frost attempts to blind it
[20:51:12] ~RM: "The monster, after some deceleration on it's part, goes after Sprite, catching up to her quickly. The blinding fails."
[20:51:22] ~RM: *deliberation
[20:51:26] @Sprite Tan: Oh, Truck me!
[20:51:39] ~Frost: ummm
[20:51:49] • @Sprite Tan starts running towards the spider, aiming to get underneath it
[20:51:50] ~Umber St'ro: (do any of us Identify the creature?)
[20:51:54] • ~Frost tries to cast an illusionary spell
[20:51:55] ~RM: (No.)
[20:52:11] • @Leo Atlas slashes at the monster with his sword
[20:52:27] ~Frost: (it'll confuse it if it works or something)
[20:52:31] • ~Umber St'ro tosses the spider a green shroom
[20:52:39] ~Umber St'ro: you look hungry, poor thing
[20:52:59] ~RM: "Sprite tan fails to get under it and scrapes her knee badly. However, before it eats her, Frost and Leo work together to stun it and knock it aside. It does not eat the mushroom."
[20:53:19] ~RM: "The monster's core begins to glow purple!"
[20:53:34] • ~Umber St'ro tries to get the shroom back
[20:53:34] @Leo Atlas: We should try going for the core
[20:53:34] ~Frost: ...If I keep my focus up, I might be able to keep it subdued
[20:53:36] ~Frost: ...maybe?
[20:53:36] @Leo Atlas: It's worth a chost
[20:53:37] @Leo Atlas: http://tinypic.com/r/2mhhchy/5
[20:53:37] @Leo Atlas: Derp
[20:53:38] @Leo Atlas: ()
[20:53:42] ~Umber St'ro: we're about to go blind
[20:53:43] ~Umber St'ro: just a heads up
[20:53:48] • @Leo Atlas slashes at the core
[20:53:53] • ~Frost shuts eyes and continues working on the spell
[20:54:42] ~RM: "Leo damages the creature but fails to stop the purple aura. Umber and Leo go blind! The creature crawls towards the celling."
[20:54:50] • @Sprite Tan tries to climb up one of it's back legs
[20:54:50] ~Umber St'ro: if someone can get close to the core with a berry, smashing the berry into it will probably make this thing much less of a threat.
[20:55:08] @Leo Atlas: Sprite, go for the core!
[20:55:22] @Sprite Tan: I'm trying!
[20:55:25] ~Frost: Tan! I can't stop it from noticing you if you're doing that!
[20:55:26] ~RM: (Atlas has the only berry. Lolling so hard right now.)
[20:55:29] ~Frost: Be cautious
[20:55:42] ~Umber St'ro: I'm blind, anyone else?
[20:55:48] @Leo Atlas: Same here.
[20:55:49] ~RM: "The monster easily shakes Tan off, knocking her to the ground hard."
[20:55:58] @Sprite Tan: I can still see!
[20:56:11] ~Frost: Tan, take the berry from Leo
[20:56:26] @Leo Atlas: Who gets it though?
[20:56:31] • @Sprite Tan draws dagger to go slash at a frontal leg
[20:56:44] @Sprite Tan: Who gets what!?
[20:56:54] • ~Umber St'ro tried to listen for the creature's location
[20:56:59] ~Frost: The berry! Take the berry!
[20:57:10] @Leo Atlas: The berry!
[20:57:12] ~RM: "The dagger breaks into tiny pieces. The monster is not amused, and begins smashing Tan into the ground. Umber knows where it is now!"
[20:57:32] @Sprite Tan: (shiiiiit)
[20:57:35] ~Frost: (oh Truck, is she dead?!)
[20:57:43] ~RM: (No, but she's not healthy.)
[20:57:48] ~Frost: Tan!!
[20:57:54] @Leo Atlas: Well
[20:58:03] ~Umber St'ro: please don't mess up, we only have one berry (manalow)
[20:58:03] @Leo Atlas: Frost, what happened?
[20:58:11] ~Frost: She's hurt...
[20:58:18] ~Frost: badly
[20:58:36] ~RM: "The monster throws Tan aside, mostly unconscious. The aura recedes, and all the blind folks can now see! Unfortunately, it starts glowing green!"
[20:58:42] @Leo Atlas: CRAP
[20:58:51] • ~Umber St'ro eats a green shroom
[20:58:55] @Leo Atlas: (where is the core located?)
[20:59:01] ~RM: (On it's back.)
[20:59:11] @Sprite Tan: (:<)
[20:59:23] ~Frost: ......wait a moment
[20:59:27] ~Frost: St'ro!
[20:59:30] • @Leo Atlas jumps on the monster and stabs at the core
[20:59:34] ~Umber St'ro: if I trade bodies with it, I'll stomp on the ground 4 times
[20:59:49] ~Frost: Wait!
[20:59:56] ~Frost: What do we do with your body?!
[21:00:00] ~RM: "Umber St'ro's quick thinking caused the monster to quickly power down it's aura! It's vunerable while it tries to recharge, and Leo goes to town, damaging it heavily before it recovers and shakes him off."
[21:00:18] • ~Frost quickly switches to casting an offensive spell aimed at the core
[21:00:20] ~Umber St'ro: alright, I'm still me
[21:00:32] @Leo Atlas: If it changes to silver, we're screwed
[21:00:48] ~Frost: Well, not all of you. I will be uselss.
[21:01:05] ~RM: "The magic spell hits the core, causing cracks to appear, but not finishing it yet. The core glows blue!"
[21:01:16] PimpCrobat: (omg)
[21:01:27] • ~Umber St'ro attempts to wake up sprite (since he's not much else use atm)
[21:01:31] • ~Frost attempts to confuse the monster again
[21:01:41] @Leo Atlas: Truck
[21:01:45] @Leo Atlas: This is bad
[21:01:55] ~RM: "The monster shrugs off the confusion, and the whole part shrinks to about three inches in height. Monster crit!"
[21:01:56] • @Leo Atlas attmpts to jump o nthe monster and stabs at the core
[21:02:02] ~RM: *party
[21:02:05] @Leo Atlas: Crap
[21:02:08] @Leo Atlas: nto good
[21:02:09] ~Frost: Oh no
[21:02:11] @Leo Atlas: at all
[21:02:16] • @Leo Atlas flees fro mthe monster
[21:02:28] ~Frost: ....what else can I do?
[21:02:37] • ~Frost runs after leo
[21:02:44] @Leo Atlas: Wait until we're cured
[21:02:53] ~RM: "Leo and Frost escape the monster, and Tan, though injured, awakens!"
[21:03:07] ~Umber St'ro: it's tiny, just fireball it to death before it turns it's back silver
[21:03:13] @Sprite Tan: F-Truck...
[21:03:27] ~Umber St'ro: (misread that)
[21:03:40] ~RM: (Umber misread, disregard him.)
[21:03:41] • ~Umber St'ro runs away with them
[21:04:09] • @Sprite Tan tries to crawl after, disoriented.
[21:04:14] ~RM: "The monster looks everywhere for the part, and walks toward the injured, tiny, and helpless Sprite."
[21:04:18] ~RM: *party
[21:04:19] • ~Frost attempts a gravity spell on the monster (to make it subdued on the ground)
[21:04:50] ~RM: "The monster is moving much more slowly, but Tan is crawling slowly, as well!"
[21:05:04] ~Frost: damn... I couldn't stop it completely
[21:05:15] ~Frost: One of you, go grab her while it's slowed down!
[21:05:20] • @Sprite Tan tries to go just a bit faster.
[21:05:33] • ~Umber St'ro selflessly (for St'ro) goes to get her
[21:05:36] PimpCrobat: (damnit tan dont die on us)
[21:05:49] @Sprite Tan: (i'm trying not to! but thanks!)
[21:06:01] ~RM: "St'ro saves the day, and the monster runs out of power! You're cured of smallness!"
[21:06:03] @Leo Atlas: (Gotta afk)
[21:06:10] @Leo Atlas: (for a minute)
[21:06:12] ~RM: (Paused for now.)
[21:06:27] ~Frost: (I need to think of more magic XD)
[21:06:41] @Sprite Tan: T-thanks.
[21:06:42] ~Frost: (This is going to get boring if she keeps trying the same shit on it)
[21:06:43] PimpCrobat: (water magic)
[21:06:58] ~Frost: (I can't hit it directly with the shield up)
[21:07:05] ~Frost: (I mean magic to subdue it)
[21:07:23] ~Frost: (kind of like pokemon status ailments XP)
[21:07:27] PimpCrobat: (water prison, trapping something in a compressed water sphere crushing and drowning them)
[21:07:53] PimpCrobat: (just something i thought of)
[21:08:01] ~Frost: (that isn't gonna work on something this big lol)
[21:08:08] @Sprite Tan: (could work maybe. If I could get a solid hit on it's back... but I don't think I'll be able to get up on it at this point)
[21:08:18] PimpCrobat: (yes but it may work at some point)
[21:08:19] @Sprite Tan: (let alone muster a punch)
[21:08:28] Princess Natalie: (Plz watch out)
[21:08:37] @Sprite Tan: (thanks)
[21:08:42] PimpCrobat: (wat if you could water prison just one part of it)
[21:08:54] PimpCrobat: (like a leg)
[21:09:04] Princess Natalie: (there are bad things happening so be careful)
[21:09:28] Princess Natalie: (not that it will happen here I am just warning)
[21:09:30] @Sprite Tan: (lol, we knew about it in advance)
[21:09:33] PimpCrobat: (it may be hard to break but you can try to crush a leg to slow it down)
[21:09:39] @Sprite Tan: (wait, server trouble?)
[21:09:48] Princess Natalie: (yea)
[21:09:54] @Sprite Tan: (tell me in the lobby)
[21:10:02] Princess Natalie: (kk)
[21:10:55] PimpCrobat: (how about an ice mirror magic which places a thin layer of ice all around the creature that acts as a mirror and will confuse a creature of little intellect)
[21:12:35] PimpCrobat: (wat do you think)
[21:12:53] ~Umber St'ro: (frost's thing is that she can only use destruction based magic well)
[21:13:20] PimpCrobat: (well water prison is destruction based)
[21:13:26] PimpCrobat: (destroy legs)
[21:13:37] ~Frost: (not necessarily destrtion only. More like offensive)
[21:13:49] PimpCrobat: (but can be destructive)
[21:13:53] ~Frost: Destruction*)
[21:14:03] ~Frost: (basically I can't heal)
[21:14:11] ~Frost: (and my practical skills are limited)
[21:14:31] PimpCrobat: (ice mirror is offensive in a way of stopping an oncoming atk from a creature with little intellect allowing a counter atk)
[21:15:01] ~Umber St'ro: (we don't have much reason to assume this thing is low intellect)
[21:15:24] PimpCrobat: (its worth a try)
[21:15:32] ~Umber St'ro: (it did prevent itself from bodyswapping with st'ro)
[21:15:43] PimpCrobat: (test its intellect and you have a better understanding of wat you are facing)
[21:15:57] ~Frost: (Imma start trying crazy magic. So suspend your disbelief folks)
[21:16:04] ~Umber St'ro: (yeah, what I'm saying is we have, it also refused to eat the green shroom)
[21:16:23] PimpCrobat: (look all im saying is ice mirror is a good thing to use against like a troll and is worth a try against this thing)
[21:16:29] ~Frost: (otherwise it's gonna be the same spells)
[21:16:45] ~Umber St'ro: (and I have the RM beside me saying it's smart, so I don't really want to go against an omniscient narrator)
[21:16:54] PimpCrobat: (ill try to think of some more spells)
[21:17:22] ~Frost: (Well, I kind of made her. So have a good understanding of what she should be capable of.)
[21:17:25] ~Frost: I*)
[21:17:52] @Sprite Tan: (kind of lol)
[21:18:03] PimpCrobat: (well i just want to help)
[21:18:05] ~Frost: (by kind of I mean only I did XD)
[21:18:16] ~Frost: (it's all good bro :3)
[21:18:22] ~Umber St'ro: (we're not upset, at least I'm not)
[21:18:24] PimpCrobat: (but i think the water prison would be good for you in most situations)
[21:19:11] ~Umber St'ro: (he's just RPing a character that thinks like the RP character, so a lot of external input will probably be ignored)
[21:19:24] PimpCrobat: (ok)
[21:20:57] • ~Frost (whistles)
[21:20:58] ~Umber St'ro: (after we beat (or get killed by) this boss, I'd be fine with taking a break and doing something else so crobat can play, what about everyone else?)
[21:21:18] ~Frost: (if we stop I'm probably going to study like I should be XD)
[21:21:35] ~Umber St'ro: (well, that is what you should be doing after all)
[21:21:57] ~Frost: (Though I'd like to at least kill it by the end of the night. But I won't object if anyone else wants to stop if we die)
[21:22:14] @Sprite Tan: (yeah, let's take a break for that. I'm fine with it)
[21:22:20] ~RM: (I don't know if I want rp after the break, my brain hurts from all the RMing.
[21:22:22] ~RM: )
[21:22:32] ~Umber St'ro: (I can RM)
[21:22:37] ~RM: (Well, I might do it, then.)
[21:22:47] ~Umber St'ro: (or shea if she wants to, I don't think she has yet)
[21:22:55] PimpCrobat: (wait why is the battle paused?)
[21:23:05] ~Umber St'ro: (because we're waiting on leo to return)
[21:23:10] ~Umber St'ro: (from afk)
[21:23:13] PimpCrobat: (oh ok)
[21:25:48] PimpCrobat: (frost i know you dont want any spells but how about an offensive flower set of spells since your character is a girl, i have already thought of alot of them)
[21:25:56] PimpCrobat: (would you like to hear some)
[21:26:26] ~Frost: (she's not really the type to use that kind of thing XD)
[21:26:47] ~Frost: (she's pretty no nonsense.)
[21:26:54] PimpCrobat: (they arent the kind of flower you are thinking they are scary powerful)
[21:27:11] @Sprite Tan: (omfg are you stereotyping)
[21:27:16] ~RM: (Yeah, make sure you think of some kitchen and puppies and sewing based spells, too.)
[21:27:20] @Sprite Tan: (do I have to Truck a brother up)
[21:27:28] PimpCrobat: (no its not that)
[21:27:46] PimpCrobat: (i was thinking of something completely different)
[21:27:48] • ~Frost (casts a spell to knit a potholder)
[21:28:00] ~Frost: (Queeny are you going to roll for that?)
[21:28:19] ~RM: [21:25] PimpCrobat: (frost i know you dont want any spells but how about an offensive *lower*set of spells since *our character is a girl* i have already thought of alot of them)
[21:28:30] PimpCrobat: (fine be like that ill use them on my first character)
[21:28:48] ~Frost: (I'm not mad XD)
[21:29:03] ~Frost: (But I don't need the suggestions :3)
[21:29:09] ~Umber St'ro: (I just thought it was hilarious personally)
[21:29:15] ~RM: (Critical potholder! The police will never find your stash!)
[21:29:30] ~Frost: (.......It was supposed to be used in a kitchen :<)
[21:29:32] PimpCrobat: (i mean i use to use these as a jutsu on a character i had thought of writing a fan fic about so watever, and he was a guy)
[21:29:42] ~RM: (I know, forst.)
[21:29:47] ~Umber St'ro: (that he suggested it I mean, not that sexist spells are hilarious)
[21:29:48] ~Frost: (now what am I supposed to pick up hot utensils with?!)
[21:30:07] • ~Frost (burns himself on a frying pan)
[21:30:11] ~Frost: (GFDI!)
[21:30:25] ~Umber St'ro: (use the handle)
[21:30:42] ~Frost: (it's a metal pan)
[21:30:45] ~Frost: (:<)
[21:30:49] ~Umber St'ro: (or we can get murried and I'll just do all the cooking)
[21:30:52] PimpCrobat: (how long will teo be gone)
[21:30:54] ~Frost: (and yes they do exists. I fucking have one XD)
[21:31:06] ~Umber St'ro: (I know they do, my grandma has some)
[21:31:07] ~Frost: (and I do indeed need potholders for it)
[21:31:15] ~Frost: (and yes, I have burned myself on it)
[21:32:44] ~RM: (Leo will be gone until he gets back.)
[21:34:01] @Leo Atlas: (Ok. Sorry that took so long)
[21:34:25] ~Frost: (I forgot where we were)
[21:34:39] PimpCrobat: (scroll up)
[21:34:49] ~RM: (Leo's back!
[21:34:50] • ~Frost (is lazy)
[21:35:18] @Sprite Tan: (woot)
[21:35:45] ~RM: "You were all just cured from smallness, and Umber just saved Shea's life."
[21:35:57] ~RM: "Oh, and there's a giant angry magic spider monster. Yeah."
[21:35:57] @Leo Atlas: (Sweet)
[21:36:05] ~Frost: (fak)
[21:36:25] ~RM: "The fight is on!"
[21:36:35] • ~Frost summons magical dark chains in an attempt to tie it down
[21:36:39] PimpCrobat: (im gonna go place a spider in front of a mirror to see if it gets confused)
[21:37:13] Princess Natalie: (sup)
[21:37:37] Princess Natalie: (youtube people)
[21:37:39] ~RM: "The monster is bound to the ground, and thrashing wildly! Now's your chance!"
[21:37:39] @Sprite Tan: (most things don't percieve their own reflections
[21:37:42] @Sprite Tan: *)
[21:37:47] ~Umber St'ro: (Frost is quickly becoming a bondage mage)
[21:37:51] ~Frost: (like this! http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Spell )
[21:37:58] ~Frost: (shaddap.)
[21:38:00] • @Leo Atlas jumps on its back and stabs the core as much as possible
[21:38:09] ~Frost: (unless you don't WANT better dice rolls?)
[21:38:11] Princess Natalie: (yu-gi-oh!!!!)
[21:38:14] • ~Umber St'ro attempts to hit it with his "new guard sword"
[21:38:17] • ~Frost (z-snaps)
[21:38:59] ~RM: "St'ro and Atlas pound the ever loving shit out of the monster! In a last ditch effort, it glows red, and begins sinking into the ground slightly faster than Atlas."
[21:39:11] ~Frost: (what about me :<)
[21:39:25] ~Frost: (oh wait shit)
[21:39:27] • @Leo Atlas impales his sword into the core
[21:39:28] ~Frost: (I'm blind)(
[21:39:33] ~Frost: (ignore that)
[21:39:40] ~RM: "The sword bounces off!"
[21:39:57] ~Frost: oh no you don't!
[21:40:12] • ~Frost gestures her arms upwards, in an attempt to lift the spider up by the chains
[21:40:14] @Leo Atlas: Oh
[21:40:16] @Leo Atlas: Well shit
[21:40:45] ~RM: "Frost manages to slow the sinking by quite a sight, but it's still glowing red and made of red metal."
[21:41:05] ~Frost: ...this is a lot harder than it looks people...
[21:41:09] • ~Frost trembles
[21:41:12] PimpCrobat: (metal, use an ice magic.)
[21:41:17] @Leo Atlas: Nothing we can do
[21:41:19] @Leo Atlas: Really
[21:41:21] ~Frost: (a little busy here XD)
[21:41:22] PimpCrobat: (freeze it at an alarming rate)
[21:41:31] ~Frost: (it's gonna escape if i stop)
[21:41:43] ~Frost: (that's what it's trying to do...)
[21:41:47] ~Umber St'ro: Leo, apparently you still have a silver berry
[21:41:50] @Leo Atlas: Idk waht to do
[21:41:52] • @Sprite Tan gives a thumbs up in Frosts direction even though she won't see it
[21:41:53] ~Umber St'ro: smash it into it's back
[21:41:54] PimpCrobat: (if you can freeze it, you may be able to seperate its parts )
[21:41:56] @Leo Atlas: Oh
[21:41:58] @Leo Atlas: Good plan
[21:42:02] ~Frost: ...hurry!
[21:42:04] @Sprite Tan: (im so unable to do things right now lol)
[21:42:14] • @Leo Atlas grabs his last berry and smashes it on the monster's back
[21:42:15] • ~Frost is running out of energy
[21:42:41] @Leo Atlas: (Silver berry*)
[21:42:46] ~RM: "As Leo smashes the berry against the bug, it shreiks and loses it's power, but breaks free from the chains! It throws Leo aways and charges Frost!"
[21:43:00] PimpCrobat: (freeze it gosh darn)
[21:43:06] • ~Frost falls to the ground immedietly after the chains disperse
[21:43:13] PimpCrobat: (oh no)
[21:43:21] • ~Frost sees the monster charging
[21:43:26] @Leo Atlas: St'ro!
[21:43:26] ~Frost: ....!
[21:43:27] PimpCrobat: ( i feel like im watching an anime)
[21:43:37] • @Leo Atlas tries to push Frost out of the way
[21:43:40] • ~Umber St'ro jumps up to attack or distract the monster
[21:43:49] ~Umber St'ro: (UMBER HULK SMASH!)
[21:44:34] ~RM: "Leo Atlas jumps in front of the monster, and gets smashed into the ground hard. Meanwhile, St'ro manages to slay the monster, which disappears in a glow of white light. The barrier to the cave exit also vanishes."
[21:44:45] @Leo Atlas: Welp
[21:44:45] ~Frost: Leo...!
[21:44:46] ~RM: "Victory achieved!"
[21:44:48] @Leo Atlas: Ow
[21:44:52] ~Frost: You....did not have to....
[21:44:55] ~Umber St'ro: Oh, that's spectacular
[21:44:58] • ~Frost passes out from exhaustion
[21:45:06] @Leo Atlas: (Am I able to stand?)
[21:45:07] • ~Umber St'ro checks for loot
[21:45:25] ~Umber St'ro: (checks the area where it died, not my unconscious friends
[21:45:27] ~Umber St'ro: )*
[21:45:35] ~Frost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIRyeECkUxU )
[21:45:37] ~RM: "Leo is able to stand, albeit with some effort."
[21:45:45] @Leo Atlas: Bleh
[21:45:55] @Leo Atlas: (is tan still concious?)
[21:46:00] @Sprite Tan: (barely)
[21:46:02] ~RM: (Yes.)
[21:46:17] @Leo Atlas: Ok
[21:46:18] @Leo Atlas: So
[21:46:20] @Sprite Tan: Is Frost alright?
[21:46:21] @Leo Atlas: First
[21:46:27] @Leo Atlas: Frost is just exhausted
[21:46:29] ~RM: "St'ro finds a chunk of the monster's core, and nothing else."
[21:46:30] @Leo Atlas: She'll be fine
[21:46:46] • ~Umber St'ro puts the core in whatever he stores stuff in
[21:47:05] ~Frost: (didn't want to touch a ladies purse while she sleeps?)
[21:47:10] @Sprite Tan: Alright.
[21:47:16] ~Frost: ()
[21:47:19] PimpCrobat: ( i still think freezing it once discovering it was made of metal would have been eaasier)
[21:47:28] ~RM: "The party finally accomplished something! I, the narrator, am so proud I'm literally tearing up."
[21:47:40] ~Frost: (it was only made of metal temporarily)
[21:47:49] PimpCrobat: (how was that)
[21:47:52] ~Frost: (it was ussing magic to do that so it could escape)
[21:47:54] • @Leo Atlas looks in the surrounding area for chests or other containers of loot that don't belong to my party members
[21:48:12] ~Frost: (freezing it wouldn't have stopped the sinking)
[21:48:19] ~RM: "Nothing of the sort, sorry. Bad rolls suck, Leo."
[21:48:28] @Leo Atlas: Lame
[21:48:28] ~Umber St'ro: (does anyone conscious recognize this core?)
[21:48:42] ~RM: (No.)
[21:48:44] @Sprite Tan: Can someone check if the other exit to this rooms leads outside?
[21:48:45] ~Frost: (you can count me even though I'm passed out!)
[21:48:54] ~Frost: (they just won't know yet)
[21:49:07] Princess Natalie: (no help)
[21:49:10] @Leo Atlas: Sure, I will
[21:49:23] @Sprite Tan: Thanks Leo.
[21:49:33] ~Umber St'ro: well, I think we should recuperate inside the cave where we won't be attacked by guards, then leave once we're ready to survive.
[21:50:07] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, although we need to heal Tan, and me.
[21:50:12] @Leo Atlas: We're not in the best condition
[21:50:16] @Leo Atlas: Oh right
[21:50:31] • @Leo Atlas checks the recently opened passage for an exit
[21:51:12] ~Umber St'ro: (we could cut it at any point)
[21:51:31] ~RM: "The cave exits into a sort of tundra, the light is rather bright, making it hard to see, but there's definitely an exit."
[21:51:51] @Sprite Tan: (yeah, you guys wanna end for the night?)
[21:51:57] • @Leo Atlas returns to the group

[17:52:53] ~RM: "Only the last episode of Holy Mother of God What the Hell is That Rock Spider thing?! our heroes defeated a boss, and are fucked up beyond belief right in front of a cave exit that lead to a tundra. St'ro is fine, Atlus can hardly stand, Tan is fucked up really bad, and Frost is being a lazy Butch from Team Rocket."
[17:53:00] ~RM: "Adventure, goooooo!"
[17:53:08] ~Frost: (HEY!)
[17:53:20] Leo Atlas: (It's true. Well put narrator)
[17:53:27] ~Frost: (oh you fucking asked for it. He just condemned you all to this)
[17:53:59] ~Frost: ( http://www.wired.com/images/article/magazine/1511/st_nyquil_f.jpg )
[17:54:11] • Sprite Tan tries to take inventory of where it hurts the most.
[17:54:44] Leo Atlas: (Trace do I have any first aid materials?)
[17:55:07] ~RM: "Your broken ribs have five gallons of milk, two boxes of hamburger--- Oh, right, yeah, you have a concussion, broken ribs, and a broken leg. Possible internal bleeding, also."
[17:55:15] ~RM: (Yes.)
[17:55:28] ~Frost: (for a second I thought he meant she was lactating,....)
[17:55:39] ~Frost: (from her ribs)
[17:56:44] ~RM: (She's not, I promise, go. XD)
[17:56:44] • Leo Atlas examines his injuries as well
[17:57:29] ~RM: "Leo has a dark black bruise on his back, but he otherwise seems fine. Unfortunately, it makes it hard to get around."
[17:57:33] ~Umber St'ro: so I'm going to go on a quick check to see what more plants I can collect while you all recover
[17:57:40] ~Umber St'ro: any objections?
[17:57:56] • ~Frost cannot object cuz unconscious but probs would
[17:58:19] Leo Atlas: Nope
[17:58:23] • ~Umber St'ro goes to fetch the plants
[17:59:50] ~RM: "Umber St'ro gets six mushrooms, five peanuts, two grapes, two peaches, and the three berries he left behind. Lootz!
[18:00:00] Sprite Tan: I'm going to die.
[18:00:01] Leo Atlas: (thinking about it, I can't really do anything. We need to get to a town and get to a professional healer)
[18:00:02] ~RM: "
[18:00:23] Leo Atlas: Considering I can't do anything for broken ribs or internal bleeding with first materials
[18:00:25] Leo Atlas: ()
[18:00:44] ~RM: (Sorry, I got to brb, so try not to slay seventy monsters and find the town of Iceburg.)
[18:01:13] • ~Frost slays seventy monsters and finds the town of Iceburg all in her sleep
[18:01:21] ~Frost: ()
[18:01:30] Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[18:01:33] Leo Atlas: (stop that)
[18:01:42] ~Frost: (<.<)
[18:01:47] • ~Frost (does it again)
[18:03:08] • Sprite Tan resists the urge to move even a slight bit
[18:03:23] • ~Umber St'ro takes all the plants he finds, puts on his cloak in preparation for the tundra he'll be facing soon enough, and returns to the party
[18:04:59] ~Invalid: (the town of iceburg does fit our naming conventions so far)
[18:05:40] Leo Atlas: (True
[18:05:41] Leo Atlas: )
[18:05:42] Sprite Tan: (lol it does)
[18:05:55] Sprite Tan: (oh my, maybe it's Frost's hometown)
[18:06:04] Sprite Tan: (holy shit. Frost. ICEburg)
[18:06:09] Sprite Tan: (It's perfect)
[18:06:21] ~Invalid: (I was thinking we'd be able to heal to perfect health by waiting since frost would just cast healing magic till it worked)
[18:06:57] Leo Atlas: (YES XD)
[18:07:20] Leo Atlas: (And he can't object because she's unconcious)
[18:07:45] Sprite Tan: (Perfect! Plot time!(
[18:08:08] ~Frost: (uh, she'd probably kill you all in the process)
[18:08:17] ~Frost: (she's worse than bad at it XD)
[18:09:10] ~RM: (Back.)
[18:10:41] Leo Atlas: (SHea I'd probably have a better chance iof casting a healing spell)
[18:11:34] ~Frost: (Psssst)
[18:11:40] • ~Invalid attempts to wake frost up
[18:11:51] ~Frost: (wait actually nvm queentrance would yell at me if I gave you hints)
[18:12:09] Sprite Tan: (Someone do something, I'm probs gonna die before long)
[18:12:25] ~Frost: (also he said I could wake her up when I wanted sooooo)
[18:12:29] • ~Frost doesn't wake up!
[18:12:57] ~RM: (You might end up kill Tan if you do that, Frost.)
[18:13:00] ~RM: *killing
[18:13:08] ~Frost: (what could she do if she was awake?)
[18:13:12] ~Frost: (kill her faster?)
[18:13:29] ~Frost: (when I say she can't heal, I mean can't
[18:13:30] ~Frost: )
[18:14:10] ~RM: (You walking would probably help.) XD
[18:14:14] Umber St'ro: (well if she doesn't wake up, leo has to carry her)
[18:14:20] Umber St'ro: (it's your call)
[18:14:28] ~Frost: (why him? -.-)
[18:14:38] Leo Atlas: (I can barely walk myself. You carry her you lazy bum)
[18:14:43] ~Frost: ^^)
[18:14:48] Umber St'ro: (because st'ro is going to carry tan, dummy)
[18:14:53] Sprite Tan: (moving me is probably going to kill em)
[18:15:01] ~RM: (I'm not that mean.)
[18:15:02] ~Frost: (uuuugh fiiine)
[18:15:05] Sprite Tan: (with the amount of injuries I have)
[18:15:08] ~Frost: (you guys ruined everything XP)
[18:15:22] ~Frost: (I'll compromise. Try again and he can roll for it.)
[18:15:38] • Umber St'ro gets close to frost and says
[18:15:52] Umber St'ro: if you don't wake up, leo's hands are going to be all over you
[18:16:22] ~RM: "Frost is shocked into waking, shooting upright with an adorable blush on her face."
[18:16:33] ~Frost: .....why you!
[18:16:40] • ~Frost burns St'ro
[18:17:00] Umber St'ro: no good deed goes unpunished I guess
[18:17:08] ~RM: (I gave permission for this to happen free of dice. XD)
[18:17:14] • Umber St'ro picks up tan (waits for roll)
[18:17:15] Leo Atlas: (XD)
[18:17:25] • ~Frost holds her face in her hands
[18:17:26] Leo Atlas: So, should I see what first aid I can do for Tan?
[18:17:34] ~Frost: ...fools
[18:17:53] ~RM: "St'ro is able to lift Tan with little difficulty, and Tan suffers no major damage from the effort."
[18:18:04] Umber St'ro: (that's a shocker)
[18:18:09] Sprite Tan: (yeah)
[18:18:12] ~Frost: (psssst)
[18:18:15] ~Frost: (psssssssst)
[18:18:20] Sprite Tan: (pssst?)
[18:18:20] ~RM: (I rolled it, and I'm shocked.)
[18:18:22] ~Frost: (show me the rooooock)
[18:18:32] Umber St'ro: (roll to see if I know where ice burg is)
[18:18:38] Umber St'ro: (I'm the only local apparenly)
[18:18:53] ~Frost: (just roll for the map later)
[18:19:10] ~Frost: (right now show me the roooooccckkk)
[18:19:20] ~Frost: (the gem thing)
[18:19:27] ~RM: "St'ro vaguely remember the general location of the tundra town of IceBurg. He can lead the party there without too much trouble."
[18:19:43] Sprite Tan: (hmm, is only dying right now. but rocks are fine too)
[18:19:54] ~Frost: (gdi tan I have a plan ok)
[18:20:04] Umber St'ro: let's get this DYING GIRL to a doctor in iceburg
[18:20:17] ~Frost: (ya know what fine Truck y'all)
[18:20:36] Umber St'ro: btw I have a DYING GIRL in my hands right now, but you can check out the spider's gem if you want frost, it's in my pocked.
[18:20:36] • ~Frost (amnesias the helpful things she knew about the rock away)
[18:20:55] ~RM: "For the record, I started a fifteen minute "permanent damage" counter to see if tan is going to die/be severally injured. Three minutes ago."
[18:20:58] Umber St'ro: (pocket*)
[18:21:08] Sprite Tan: (holy shit guys)
[18:21:15] Sprite Tan: (I'm gonna die)
[18:21:18] ~Frost: (ugh just take us there XD)
[18:21:39] • Umber St'ro starts walking as fast as he can with a DYING GIRL in his hands towards iceburg
[18:22:04] ~RM: (Ores over whores, amirite?)
[18:22:23] Sprite Tan: (lol)
[18:22:57] • Umber St'ro says while walking
[18:23:05] Umber St'ro: Frost, you have restraining magic right?
[18:23:09] • Leo Atlas stumbles after as far as he can with his back-bruise
[18:23:38] ~Frost: Yes
[18:23:41] Umber St'ro: do you have anything that could do the opposite, and help us move faster?
[18:23:49] • ~Frost follows
[18:23:59] ~Frost: unfortunately no...
[18:24:14] Umber St'ro: what about something that could brace up tan and help her make it through this?
[18:24:25] ~Frost: I'm really sorry but...
[18:24:38] ~Frost: I can't do anything helpful like that
[18:25:32] Leo Atlas: (How far to Iceburg Trace?)
[18:25:58] ~RM: "The battered and bruised party shuffles their way across the tundra to the nearby town of IceBurg. The citizens of IceBurg at first assume St'ro is going to eat Tan, but quickly understand and point them to the medic of the town."
[18:25:58] PimpCrobat: (hehehe frost is useless)
[18:27:21] • Umber St'ro takes tan to the doctor
[18:27:51] ~RM: "The doctor quickly takes Tan away from the party and into the back of the tent without a word, seeing the gravity of the situation of the DYING GIRL. The results will be back soon."
[18:28:55] PimpCrobat: (pls let her die)
[18:29:12] • ~Frost sighs dejectedly
[18:29:16] Sprite Tan: (im the dying one you Nas)
[18:29:33] ~Frost: .....While we wait, would anyone mind if I took a walk for a moment?
[18:29:43] Umber St'ro: well, amazingly we made it.
[18:29:55] PimpCrobat: (wait frost doesnt die, dang it)
[18:29:57] Umber St'ro: and Frost, if you want to take a walk go ahead, but come back alright?
[18:30:08] ~Frost: I will....
[18:30:22] Umber St'ro: do you want company?
[18:30:22] • ~Frost strides out of the tent
[18:30:27] Umber St'ro: guess not
[18:30:40] • ~Frost finds a quiet place in town to sit
[18:31:08] ~RM: "The town of IceBurg, besides the obvious trail of bloody snow and ice leading to the cave, is rather uneventful. There are several tents that mark this as some kind of settlement, but there mostly unlabeled. Frost sits in what she assumes is the town square, a few benches littered around beside ice sculptures."
[18:31:21] • ~Frost pulls her amulet out and looks at it forlornly
[18:31:42] • Umber St'ro waits worryingly for the little Butch from Team Rocket that stole all their money once already
[18:31:48] ~Frost: Maybe....maybe they were all right about me.
[18:32:25] ~Frost: I'm no good.... I can't do anything when they need me too. Even when a life is on the line I just...I just make more excuses for myself
[18:32:55] ~RM: (Character devolpment! Yey!)
[18:33:02] ~RM: (Leo, you around?)
[18:33:02] ~Frost: (that is the point, yes)
[18:33:09] ~RM: (I like it, Frost. XD)
[18:33:16] Leo Atlas: (Yeah. I don't have any place, because I'm being healed too)
[18:33:27] ~Frost: Why can't I do anything helpful?
[18:33:27] ~RM: (Oh, right.)
[18:33:36] ~Frost: All I do is get in the way.
[18:33:46] • Umber St'ro goes out to see if he can see what frost is up to
[18:34:10] ~RM: "And Leo is getting healed, too, but much less eventfully. Eventually, he's released with only minor bruising, so they can focus on Tan."
[18:34:19] ~Frost: they throw their bodies in front of danger for me, and I can't...
[18:35:12] ~Frost: All I can do is destroy things....just like they always knew I would
[18:35:19] ~RM: "St'ro is not able to find Frost very easily, and instead ends up in a 'bustling' (relatively) commercial trading district.)
[18:35:22] ~RM: *"
[18:35:36] ~Frost: (What? What do I do now? XD)
[18:36:01] • Umber St'ro decides not to try to con these people since fleeing won't be an option
[18:36:08] • Umber St'ro returns to the tent
[18:36:22] ~RM: (You can go back, if you'd like. I rolled to see if he'd randomly find you, he didn't.)
[18:36:42] • ~Frost sobs lightly
[18:37:01] • ~Frost (plays the worlds smallest violin)
[18:37:26] • ~Frost shakes her head and attempts to regain her composure
[18:37:43] • Leo Atlas goes to the tent where the party is existing
[18:37:46] • ~Frost //pull yourself together//
[18:37:47] ~RM: (As soon as we're all together in harmony, we shall reveal the results.)
[18:38:05] Umber St'ro: how'd it go leo, any needles?
[18:38:10] Leo Atlas: Nope
[18:38:16] Leo Atlas: Just a quick spell
[18:38:18] • ~Frost tucks her necklace back into her shirt, and makes her way back to the tent
[18:38:21] Leo Atlas: They need to focus on tan
[18:39:13] Umber St'ro: must have walked pretty far, I tried to find you
[18:39:54] ~Frost: Oh...I'm sorry
[18:40:03] • ~Frost bows apologetically
[18:40:04] Sprite Tan: (stuffs face with cheerios while she waits)
[18:40:32] Umber St'ro: well now that everything is slow, here's what the spider dropped
[18:40:35] • Umber St'ro pulls out the core
[18:40:48] ~Frost: oh? May I see that?
[18:40:49] Leo Atlas: (Tea with honey tastes like crap :<)
[18:40:57] Umber St'ro: have at it
[18:40:58] • Leo Atlas examines
[18:41:08] • ~Frost takes the gem fragment
[18:41:18] ~Frost: I think i recognize this
[18:41:32] Leo Atlas: Oh
[18:41:35] Leo Atlas: What is it?
[18:42:05] ~Frost: It can be used to absorb and redirect different kinds of curses. Kind of like the ones the spider used on us.
[18:42:14] ~Frost: It also slightly augments magical power
[18:42:21] Umber St'ro: for the better?
[18:43:04] ~Frost: it makes it more powerful
[18:43:26] ~RM: (Plot coming soon, heroes.)
[18:43:31] ~Frost: Here
[18:43:35] • ~Frost hands it back to him
[18:43:40] Umber St'ro: I wonder if it would let you use healing magic, you can test it on my knee if you want.
[18:43:40] Sprite Tan: (yay)
[18:43:58] ~Frost: I uh, can't use it
[18:44:04] Umber St'ro: oh
[18:44:10] • ~Frost 9lies through her teeth)
[18:44:26] Umber St'ro: are you sure?
[18:44:30] Umber St'ro: you could try?
[18:44:42] ~RM: (And then his knee was pudding.)
[18:44:45] ~Frost: The stone. I cannot use the stone.
[18:45:06] Umber St'ro: well, I guess for us, it's just valuable then
[18:45:23] Umber St'ro: as soon as tan is healed let's go sell it
[18:45:34] ~Frost: The other effect may be useful
[18:45:44] ~Frost: are you positive you want to?
[18:46:12] Umber St'ro: alright, I suppose we can use it as an anti magic shield then
[18:46:30] ~Frost: Well, it only really protects against incapacitating curses
[18:46:37] ~Frost: like blinding
[18:47:05] PimpCrobat: (frost is such a biotch in this)
[18:47:10] PimpCrobat: (i like it)
[18:47:17] ~RM: (Is anyone ready for plot?)
[18:47:32] ~Frost: (i wanted to do something, but it can wait)
[18:47:32] Sprite Tan: (im ready)
[18:47:35] Umber St'ro: (any time, I think interrupting a conversation would be the best way at this point)
[18:47:54] ~RM: "As our trio of heroes joins together and discuss the finer points of magical baubles, they wait patiently for the doctor to walk out of the tent. When he does, he sighs deeply before he begins. He looks like something hard to swallow happened."
[18:48:14] ~Frost: (onoes!)
[18:48:20] Sprite Tan: (shit)
[18:48:36] ~Frost: (don't worry shea, I'll call the make a wish foundation!)
[18:48:37] • Umber St'ro st'ro lets his head lay low and waits for the doctor to talk
[18:48:50] Sprite Tan: (and then everyone was emo)
[18:49:08] ~Frost: (not you! You're just half dead)
[18:49:40] Sprite Tan: (inb4 i was pregnant the whole time)
[18:49:43] Sprite Tan: (jk)
[18:49:55] ~Frost: (I wanna be the father!)
[18:50:19] Umber St'ro: (st'ro is the father, and st'ro is pregnant too, they were inside eachother)
[18:50:30] ~Frost: (jer-ry! jer-ry! jer-ry!)
[18:50:37] Sprite Tan: (xD)
[18:50:48] ~RM: " 'Well, I have to say, you brought her to me in rather poor condition. I don't know your circumstances, but if you could've gotten her here faster, something might've happened for the better. As it stands now, she's going to have trouble walking. Her right leg may be crippled for a long time, maybe the rest of her life. More importantly, she punctured a lung with one of her fractured ribs, but she can live with just one. All in all, she'll recover, but she's not going to be the same.' "
[18:50:51] • ~Frost (throws a chair)
[18:51:14] Sprite Tan: (damn)
[18:51:17] ~Frost: (oshit)
[18:51:53] PimpCrobat: (sweet
[18:51:54] PimpCrobat: )
[18:51:57] Leo Atlas: (Wow)
[18:52:10] Sprite Tan: (pimp don't be an Nas :/)
[18:52:20] Umber St'ro: well, this is great
[18:52:22] ~RM: (Only six minutes were left on the timer when you got there. That's when I paused it.)
[18:52:37] • ~Frost lowers her head
[18:52:59] Umber St'ro: so can we see her?
[18:53:05] PimpCrobat: (i wish it was frost who was crippled)
[18:53:09] ~RM: " 'You can, if you want to. I don't see why not.' "
PimpCrobat was muted by RM for 7 minutes.
[18:53:34] ~Frost: (I wish it was you wh- wow wishes do come true!)
[18:54:03] • Umber St'ro goes in to the room (waits to see what it's like from RM)
[18:54:32] • ~Frost follows behind
[18:55:19] ~RM: "The room is a small room with two beds, only one is occupied, and that's by Tan. It has a thick blanket over her, but the bulge at the end of the bed makes it clear she's got a cast on one leg. The room is rather sparsely furnished besides that. This is, after all, a tent."
[18:55:54] ~Frost: ......Is there anything at all that can be done to restore her to the way she was?
[18:55:56] ~Frost: Anything?
[18:56:02] • ~Frost looks to sky for dice roll
[18:56:56] Umber St'ro: how are you holding up tan?
[18:57:15] • Sprite Tan turns head towards Frost and St'ro.
[18:57:18] ~RM: " ' No, I'm sorry. I mean, we can brace the leg with one of the new fangled braces from the techie in the machinery tent, but it won't fix her lung, or make her walk normally, just closer to it. They're pretty pricey, though.' "
[18:57:38] Sprite Tan: Oh, uh... hi. I'm alive, and that's the good part. I guess you guys heard the bad part already?
[18:57:48] ~Frost: (faaaakkkk)
[18:58:00] ~Frost: (wow, this actually really sucks XD)
[18:58:21] Sprite Tan: (yeah ;.
[18:58:28] ~Frost: (guys we can't just leave her like this. In a realistic situation we'd be fucked trying to compensate for her)
[18:58:29] Umber St'ro: well, doc, is it hard to attach, I'm just thinking about ways to discount it, because we're running low on gold.
[18:59:12] Sprite Tan: (trace will brb)
[18:59:14] Umber St'ro: (kt will brb, he's doing laundry)
[18:59:24] ~Frost: (brainstorm! guys wat do)
[18:59:36] Sprite Tan: (idk)
[18:59:45] Umber St'ro: (st'ro is going to find out how hard they are to attach, if it's easy we're stealing one)
[19:00:00] ~Frost: (even then she'll be a burden though :/)
[19:00:19] Umber St'ro: (if not he's going to ask if there's a place he can get it attached more cheaply, if so he'll steal it and we'll go there with it.)
[19:00:19] ~Frost: (ohp. I had an idea.)
[19:00:29] ~Frost: (but it may or may not get you all killed and me catured)
[19:00:30] Sprite Tan: (you might just need to leave me behind?)
[19:00:36] ~Frost: captured*)
[19:00:39] Sprite Tan: (fak)
[19:00:49] Umber St'ro: (when have we left a town and been able to safely return?)
[19:01:07] ~Frost: (...this is worse)
[19:01:32] Umber St'ro: (are there lung transplants?)
[19:01:36] ~Frost: (nope)
[19:01:48] ~Frost: (I might need to talk to queeny first)
[19:01:49] Umber St'ro: (well... then what?)
[19:02:01] Umber St'ro: (it's brace or no brace basically)
[19:02:08] ~Frost: (nooot quite)
[19:02:22] Sprite Tan: (im gonna go get some soup)
[19:07:20] Leo Atlas: (This took a very sad turn :<)
[19:08:26] PimpCrobat: (everyone can just try the to heal the leg with the core, it came from the creature that did it why not try to use it to heal it?)
[19:08:37] PimpCrobat: (i mean its not like it can get much worse)
[19:08:51] ~Frost: (the creature didn't hurt her with the core)
[19:09:01] ~Frost: (it hurt her by beating the shit out of her with its legs)
[19:09:36] PimpCrobat: (still worth a try i think)
[19:09:51] ~Frost: (if an actual doctor didn't work none of us will)
[19:10:10] ~RM: " 'Well, that ain't exactly my area, Umber. But I heard it ain't easy. If you got quick hands and sharp eyes, you might be able to do it yourself, I reckon, but if it were my leg, I'd go with a professional. They run about 100g all together, I think. You may wanna get a quote on that.' "
[19:10:14] PimpCrobat: (just saying)
[19:10:31] ~RM: (The core doesn't even do anything related to what you want it to, Pimp.)
[19:10:40] PimpCrobat: (darn)
[19:10:45] Umber St'ro: alright, since she's healing anyway, let's go get some gold.
[19:11:16] Leo Atlas: It will take our minds and give tan some rest
[19:11:31] ~Frost: how are we supposed to just get some gold?
[19:11:39] Umber St'ro: you know I'm here right?
[19:11:46] ~RM: (Who the hell do you think you're talking to, Frost? XD)
[19:12:17] • Umber St'ro steps outside the tent so the doctor isn't a chair in our conversation
[19:12:47] • ~Frost follows
[19:12:55] ~Frost: Just what are you trying to pull?
[19:13:25] Umber St'ro: well if I can convince people to hand me money normall
[19:13:32] Umber St'ro: (normally*)
[19:13:43] Umber St'ro: as one of you, I could get even more
[19:13:51] Umber St'ro: and there's a business district ripe for the picking
[19:13:56] PimpCrobat: ( does anyone else think that frost is turning into Sakura from Naruto)
[19:14:00] Umber St'ro: who wants to volunteer?
[19:14:17] Sprite Tan: (Pimp, Truck off and get out)
[19:14:24] PimpCrobat: (i was jking)
[19:14:24] Sprite Tan: (Right this second)
[19:14:28] PimpCrobat: (ill stop)
[19:14:48] Sprite Tan: (We've told you to stop before, and you haven't so why should I believe you right now?)
[19:15:10] PimpCrobat: (woah i wasnt told to stop earlier, oh wait)
[19:15:14] PimpCrobat: (im sorry)
[19:15:16] ~RM: (Continue as normal, we'll deal with him soon.)
[19:15:18] PimpCrobat: (ill stop)
[19:15:25] Umber St'ro: frost, if you don't trust me, with your body, you can take jack's and use it to watch me
[19:15:34] Umber St'ro: I think you'd be the least assuming
[19:15:44] ~Frost: ...I have no reason to trust anyone in my body
[19:15:55] ~Frost: (brb in a sec)
[19:16:18] Umber St'ro: other than saving our... friend?
[19:16:28] Sprite Tan: Ah, if girly doesn't want to do it she shouldn't have to.
[19:17:00] Sprite Tan: (dammit)
[19:17:04] Umber St'ro: (the ellipses are a pause for emphasis, umber is using them as a dramatic pause)
[19:17:12] Sprite Tan: (i missed that you guys walked out)
[19:20:47] ~RM: (You guys are being all depressing and stuff. XD Oh well, the dice didn't kill her, at least.)
[19:21:05] Leo Atlas: (That's good)
[19:21:36] ~RM: (Agreed. Besides, you get the brace, she'll be mostly fine-ish.)
[19:22:00] Leo Atlas: (Bur she can't be as nimble and rogue-like as before)
[19:22:39] Leo Atlas: (But*)
[19:22:51] ~RM: (No, not really, that's true. But at least she'll likely be able to fight still.)
[19:23:00] Bunny101: (hi)
[19:23:02] Leo Atlas: (Good point.)
[19:23:40] Bunny101: (is everyone being nice?)
[19:24:44] Leo Atlas: (For the most part)
[19:24:55] Leo Atlas: So st'ro, what's your moneymaking scheme this time?
[19:26:16] Umber St'ro: everything is my plan
[19:27:08] ~RM: (St'ro is willing to rob old ladies out of just greed, for his friends, I can't wait to find out.)
[19:27:31] Umber St'ro: also leo, you should be playing your sax, you can use my hat.
[19:27:39] Leo Atlas: Oh
[19:27:41] Leo Atlas: Good Idea
[19:28:08] Umber St'ro: (please wait for frost to answer though)
[19:29:09] Leo Atlas: (sure)
[19:32:12] Umber St'ro: (while we wait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyLjbMBpGDA )
[19:33:55] Sprite Tan: (blinks)
[19:34:46] • Leo Atlas (learns to breakdance, waiting for Frost)
[19:41:05] ~RM: !data yawn
YawnNormalStatusAccuracy
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16Puts the target to sleep after 1 turn.
[19:41:19] ~Frost: (it's gonna be a bit longer..._
[19:41:21] ~Frost: )
[19:41:44] ~RM: (It's fine, buddy. xD)
[19:42:36] Leo Atlas: ()
[19:45:46] Leo Atlas: (Trace, can we go on a sidequest while we wait for Frost?)
[19:48:12] PimpCrobat: (how much did i miss, i was taking a shower?)
[19:48:51] Leo Atlas: (Not much)
[19:49:06] PimpCrobat: (is Tan still hospitalized?)
[19:49:34] Sprite Tan: (frost has been afk)
[19:49:42] Sprite Tan: (so we're waiting)
[19:49:48] PimpCrobat: (ok)
[19:50:20] PimpCrobat: (so have you guys reached the actual plot yet, and sice we r waiting, could someone tell me how the whole story started?)
[19:50:58] Sprite Tan: (if you want a summary of the story it's on the forums)
[19:51:32] PimpCrobat: (could you link me?)
[19:51:43] PimpCrobat: (idk where the forums are)
[19:52:07] Leo Atlas: !forums
[19:52:07] Sprite Tan: ( https://breakdown.forumotion.com/t559-fantasy-dark-lord )
[19:52:13] Leo Atlas: (Or that)
[19:52:18] Sprite Tan: (haha)
[19:52:48] PimpCrobat: (well thats a lot to read)
[19:53:01] Sprite Tan: (yeah, scroll down and there are summary posts)
[19:53:23] Leo Atlas: (Written in the most epic way concievable)
[19:53:33] PimpCrobat: (ill read it in a bit)
[19:55:18] ~Frost: (has retutned!)
[19:55:27] ~RM: (Yey!)
[19:55:49] Leo Atlas: (Woo)
[19:56:00] • Leo Atlas (pops a confetti cracker)
[19:56:01] Sprite Tan: (yay!)
[19:56:29] ~Frost: (XD)
[19:56:35] Umber St'ro: (st'ro had just guilted you about tan and wanted to use your body so people would be less terrified of him)
[19:56:40] ~Frost: St'ro, why don't you switch with Leo?
[19:56:46] Umber St'ro: leo is strong
[19:56:51] Umber St'ro: people won't take pity on him
[19:56:58] Umber St'ro: I can pretend to be weak if I'm you
[19:57:02] ~Frost: I.....I don't know if this is a good idea...
[19:57:42] ~Frost: I'm not quite sure how to put this
[19:57:50] Leo Atlas: You don't want to be an umber hulk?
[19:57:57] ~Frost: But I don't know if you'd be able to....well, handle it being in my body
[19:58:23] Umber St'ro: I'll be able to contain myself, I did in tan's after all.
[19:58:24] ~Frost: It may not be safe
[19:58:34] ~Frost: I don't think you understand me..
[19:58:57] Umber St'ro: that's probably because you're being cryptic
[19:59:12] ~Frost: .....I....Do we really need to do this to save Tan?
[19:59:29] Umber St'ro: it would make us a lot more likely to
[19:59:35] • ~Frost sighs
[19:59:45] ~Frost: Do either of you any silver berries?
[19:59:53] ~Frost: have*
[19:59:56] Umber St'ro: I got more in the cave while you were out
[19:59:59] Leo Atlas: I think st'ro got a few mroe
[20:00:06] ~Frost: hand me one
[20:00:16] • Umber St'ro hands frost a berry
[20:00:42] ~Frost: Listen to me
[20:01:16] ~Frost: If you feel like anything is going to...go wrong, so to speak
[20:01:23] ~Frost: eat this immediately
[20:01:40] Umber St'ro: will do
[20:01:44] Leo Atlas: SHould I take your magic bag of holding, so everythign doesn't explode out?
[20:01:59] ~Frost: No. I want him to hold it.
[20:02:16] ~Frost: He will need it as soon as possible if my...fears are confirmed
[20:02:53] Leo Atlas: Ah
[20:02:54] Leo Atlas: Ok
[20:03:07] • Umber St'ro hands frost a mushroom
[20:03:21] Umber St'ro: (and takes one out for himself*)
[20:03:31] ~Frost: Are you prepared?
[20:04:21] Umber St'ro: yes
[20:04:28] • ~Frost eats the mushroom
[20:04:35] • Umber St'ro eats the mushroom
[20:05:10] ~RM: "The normal mushroom greeness goes down, all glowy and the like. Frost's body, now inhabited by St'ro, initially glows with a great amount of magic power, but St'ro is able to focus and calm it down with some difficulty. Frost is now in St'ro's body, looking like the sexiest 8 foot bug there ever was."
[20:05:24] Leo Atlas: Well
[20:05:34] Leo Atlas: I'm not quite sure what to say
[20:05:41] • ~Frost observes her hands
[20:05:44] ~Frost: Oh my....
[20:05:51] • Umber St'ro makes a cute face at st'ro
[20:05:54] ~Frost: Everything is...this is dizzying
[20:05:55] Leo Atlas: ("Hands")
[20:05:55] Umber St'ro: isn't that nice to look at?
[20:06:06] ~Frost: ...do not be foolish
[20:06:17] ~Frost: Are you...holding up alright?
[20:06:25] Umber St'ro: I'm doing just fine
[20:06:42] Umber St'ro: let's get to the business district in case this is going to wear off soon
[20:06:43] ~Frost: (with some difficulty)
[20:06:48] ~Frost: (well then XD)
[20:06:51] Umber St'ro: (and that's done with now)
[20:06:59] ~Frost: (uh, no. That doesn't go away)
[20:07:03] Leo Atlas: Erm
[20:07:04] ~Frost: (she has to do this all the time)
[20:07:05] Leo Atlas: Frost
[20:07:09] ~Frost: (that's why she's worried)
[20:07:14] Leo Atlas: Hand me your hat
[20:07:27] Umber St'ro: (st'ro doesn't want leo to know what's going on because she considers it so personal)
[20:07:43] ~Frost: (you just thought that up didn't you? XD)
[20:07:49] Umber St'ro: (yes)
[20:07:58] ~Frost: (well good job. It's a good save)
[20:08:07] • ~Frost tkes off the hat and hands it to Leo
[20:08:21] • Umber St'ro embarks to the business district
[20:08:30] • Leo Atlas follows, insearch of a large crowd of people
[20:08:37] • ~Frost attempts to follow (trick knee)
[20:09:11] ~RM: "Frost, completely unaccostomed to St'ro's body and various problems, imitates the last domino and falls to the ground gloriously."
[20:09:12] Umber St'ro: Frost, can you retrieve my children's hospital donation papers?
[20:09:37] • ~Frost shrieks shrilly , not remembering how much deeper this voice is
[20:09:39] Umber St'ro: (oops, didn't expect the ninja. sorry)
[20:09:47] ~Frost: ow....
[20:10:07] ~Frost: oohf. How...oh...how do you walk like this?
[20:10:15] Umber St'ro: you get used to it
[20:10:26] • ~Frost rises to her feet
[20:11:17] Umber St'ro: anyway, could you grab me those papers?
[20:11:25] ~Frost: umm
[20:11:29] Umber St'ro: they should look like a petition
[20:11:33] • ~Frost searches through his belongings
[20:11:49] ~Frost: Wow....this you have some dubious paperwork....
[20:11:57] ~Frost: (ignore the this XD)
[20:12:08] Umber St'ro: indeed I do
[20:12:21] ~Frost: (am I waiting for a roll or...?)
[20:13:05] ~RM: (You just find them fine.)
[20:13:14] • ~Frost pulls out the papers
[20:13:17] ~Frost: are...these it?
[20:13:37] Umber St'ro: yes, this one always works, it gets the greedy ones and the charitable ones.
[20:14:05] ~Frost: let us please get this over with....
[20:14:18] • Umber St'ro stands on the side walk holding the paper close to her chest in one hand and waving with the other
[20:14:45] • ~Frost whispers to leo
[20:14:51] ~Frost: he's making me look so foolish....
[20:15:13] Umber St'ro: I'm collecting donations for the children's hospital, we only need 10 more gold pieces and we'll have enough, whoever fills our goal will have their name on the plaque!
[20:15:28] ~Frost: ....how unsavory!
[20:15:30] • Leo Atlas whispers back
[20:15:38] Leo Atlas: Hey, whatever works
[20:15:56] Umber St'ro: (waiting for our glorious RM)
[20:16:00] ~Frost: it's not your body...
[20:16:06] ~Frost: so that is easy for you to say
[20:16:30] Leo Atlas: Very true
[20:17:58] Umber St'ro: (also, as soon as someone pays the ten gold and walks away, the process will be repeated, so do a few re-rolls if no RP needs to happen for this)
[20:18:34] Leo Atlas: Well
[20:18:35] ~Frost: ....I wish this would go a little more quickly
[20:18:54] Leo Atlas: I should go be helpful elsewhere
[20:19:07] • ~Frost sighs
[20:19:15] • Leo Atlas heads toward a crowd of people and begins to play his Sax
[20:19:26] ~RM: (Typing now.)
[20:19:37] ~RM: (I have adult chores to do. XD)
[20:19:42] ~Frost: (he has a sax? I missed that memo XD)
[20:19:57] Umber St'ro: (he got it while we left him behind)
[20:20:06] Umber St'ro: (that's why you gave him the hat wasn't it lol)
[20:20:16] • ~Frost (wasn't paying attention
[20:20:20] Leo Atlas: (yeah. I asked trace what my odd job was)
[20:20:32] Leo Atlas: (He said I learned to play sax and got a saxophone)
[20:20:35] Leo Atlas: (So yeah)
[20:20:50] ~Frost: (so my odd job is standing around looking irritated?)
[20:20:58] ~Frost: (I wonder how much I'll make XD)
[20:21:32] ~RM: "The grift that Umber pulls in Frost's body will go down in history as one of the best that ever happened in the history of scams. People were crying, people were throwing money at St'ro, St'ro had to literally pull himself out of the crowd. He made 50!!! gold. CRITCAL SCAM! Leo, on the other hand, made a smooth fifteen gold playing smooth jazz."
[20:21:52] Sprite Tan: (omg)
[20:21:59] ~Frost: (oshit)
[20:22:09] Leo Atlas: (Aww yeah)
[20:22:09] • Umber St'ro returns to the group and hands the money to st'ro for safe keeping
[20:22:15] Leo Atlas: (Still not enough though :/
[20:22:17] Leo Atlas: )
[20:22:31] ~Frost: Well, we need more than this...
[20:22:35] ~Frost: What else can we do?
[20:23:00] ~RM: "The party needs only three more gold."
[20:23:03] Leo Atlas: (Trace, what kind of sax is it? Just curious)
[20:23:05] ~Frost: Oh! Why don't you try to sing again St'ro? We can switch
[20:23:16] ~RM: (Alto, made of brass.)
[20:23:25] ~Frost: and then you can sing for the people.
[20:23:28] Umber St'ro: we're not switching yet, I want to sing as you
[20:23:37] ~Frost: ....what?!
[20:23:41] ~Frost: But....
[20:23:54] Umber St'ro: and we can have jack play back up sax
[20:23:57] Umber St'ro: it will be great!
[20:23:57] Leo Atlas: (brb, gotta eat some foods)
[20:24:06] ~Frost: (you don't need to be here for this)
[20:24:17] ~Frost: (so we'll do the performance without you)
[20:24:29] ~Frost: (Leo will still play sax tho)
[20:24:44] ~RM: (Works for the RM.)
[20:24:53] ~Frost: I am going to be the laughing stock of this town...
[20:25:09] • Umber St'ro sings with leo in front of the hat, but not before giving the gold out of it to st'ro
[20:25:17] • ~Frost takes the gold
[20:25:56] ~Frost: (what song did you sing? XD)
[20:26:33] Umber St'ro: (the only song he knows)
[20:26:52] Umber St'ro: ("when the dark lord goes marching in")
[20:28:37] Umber St'ro: (we only needed 3 gold, so don't be disappointed if it's low)
[20:28:52] Sprite Tan: (yeah :/)
[20:29:45] ~RM: "Umber and Jack began to play beautiful music. The crowds of people were moved deeply by the song, and more people came to listen to Lady Frost's version of "The Dark Lord Goes Marching In." They're weeping, literally crying! They can't get enough as their ears are transported to paradise! They get 50 gold! CRTICAL SCAM!! A man walks out of the crowd, his suit absolutely stained with tears. ' My name is John Santos, and I am deeply, deeply moved by what I just saw here. I run the tech store up the road, and I want you to know that if you ever, ever need me for ANYTHING, I'll pour my heart and soul into it, for only half the price. It'll be my best work, I promise. Thank you for taking me on this journey.' DOUBLE CRIT POWER!!! The crowd thins after this."
[20:30:17] • ~Frost jaw drops
[20:30:27] ~Frost: ...how in the world did they manage to pull that off?!
[20:30:41] • Sprite Tan (senses something important has happened somewhere in town)
[20:31:01] ~RM: (Umber is a pretty lady now, Frost. The fact he doesn't have a mansion is slightly odd.)
[20:31:10] ~RM: (He was very, very lucky with rolls, though.)
[20:31:19] • ~Frost (afks for only a minute. Furreal this time)
[20:31:24] Umber St'ro: (with the bonus the odds of a double crit were as high as 1/80)
[20:32:22] Umber St'ro: thank you so much, we really appreciate this
[20:32:46] Umber St'ro: we have to go now, so see ya!
[20:32:54] • Umber St'ro returns to st
[20:33:01] Umber St'ro: 'ro*
[20:33:55] ~Frost: unbelievable
[20:34:03] ~Frost: I cannot even fathom....
[20:36:27] ~RM: "The mushrooms great power starts to fade, it will be gone within about two minutes."
[20:37:06] Umber St'ro: what can I say, you have an awesome body
[20:37:18] PimpCrobat: (lol)
[20:37:37] ~Frost: ..do not say such foolish things!!
[20:37:44] Umber St'ro: please
[20:37:53] Umber St'ro: (let's pause this so we can wait for leo)
[20:37:59] ~RM: (Rolling for critical cute. Frost is so d'awww.)
[20:38:02] Sprite Tan: (yeah, where'd he go)
[20:38:13] Sprite Tan: (tsun tsun)
[20:38:56] • ~Frost (hisses)
[20:40:14] • Leo Atlas (returns fro mfoodlands)
[20:40:27] • Leo Atlas (has also forgotten how to spell)
[20:41:14] ~RM: (Did you read what happened with your preformence?)
[20:43:08] Leo Atlas: (Yeah. We should totally check out the store)
[20:43:53] Umber St'ro: let's go get tan and bring her back for her new leg
[20:44:13] ~Frost: (do we switch yet?)
[20:44:32] ~RM: "The mushrooms finally give up the ghost, and Frost is back her body, St'ro in his."
[20:45:06] ~Frost: Thank goodness
[20:45:11] • ~Frost breathes a sigh of relief
[20:45:16] Leo Atlas: Wow
[20:45:22] Leo Atlas: That was unexpected
[20:45:24] Leo Atlas: But
[20:45:31] ~Frost: Indeed....
[20:45:40] Leo Atlas: We should check out that tech store, see what we can pick up
[20:46:01] Umber St'ro: we're going to be going in with tan anyway
[20:46:04] ~Frost: lets go get tan
[20:46:07] Umber St'ro: going in now would be a waste of time
[20:46:18] Umber St'ro: (fucking susie selfish)
[20:47:41] • Umber St'ro starts walking to the tent
[20:47:53] • Leo Atlas goes back Tan's tent
[20:48:22] • ~Frost follows
[20:49:09] ~RM: "You arrive with nothing interesting happening."
[20:50:54] ~Frost: (St'ro)
[20:50:59] ~Frost: (do somethin XD)
[20:51:26] Umber St'ro: Tan guess what!
[20:51:40] Sprite Tan: Oh? What happened?
[20:51:55] Umber St'ro: you're getting a new leg and it's going to be better than the last one
[20:52:01] Leo Atlas: (XD)
[20:52:07] Leo Atlas: (Better than the last one?)
[20:52:15] ~Frost: My....when you put it that way
[20:52:20] Sprite Tan: Wait, what did you guys go do?
[20:52:38] Umber St'ro: a little bit of this a little bit of that, we can explain on the way to the leg store
[20:53:01] Sprite Tan: Okay?
[20:53:31] • Umber St'ro picks up tan and walks out
[20:53:41] Umber St'ro: (waits for roll)
[20:53:47] ~Frost: ..I do not think the man called it a leg store
[20:54:03] ~RM: "He's getting so good at this by now his leg hardly even flinches as they walk to a bright new future. *sniff* Yeah, it worked."
[20:54:07] Umber St'ro: well you should know, he's your boyfriend now
[20:54:26] ~Frost: ....excuse me?!
[20:54:52] Umber St'ro: I'm just teasing
[20:55:23] • ~Frost blushes
[20:55:26] ~Frost: fool
[20:56:48] Sprite Tan: So what happened?
[20:57:11] ~RM: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLUodac2BRU
[20:57:17] Umber St'ro: Frost and I switched bodies, and used it to pull two of the greatest grifts of the century
[20:58:49] Umber St'ro: some people donated money to a "children's hospital" for you, and then I sang in the street and made 50 gold and got a 50% off discount at the tech store and the crafter says he'll make the best tech ever for us.
[20:59:13] Umber St'ro: so all in all we have 149 gold now, when we left with 34
[20:59:14] ~Frost: it is as he says.
[20:59:34] Leo Atlas: Did you count the jazz earnings?
[20:59:46] Umber St'ro: (yes)
[20:59:48] Sprite Tan: Wow.
[21:00:01] Leo Atlas: Yeah.
[21:02:43] Leo Atlas: So, on to the tech store
[21:03:35] ~Frost: Does anyone actually know how to find it in town?
[21:04:06] Leo Atlas: Up the road where I blew everybody's faces off with my amazing sax playing
[21:04:16] ~Frost: .....right
[21:04:22] ~Frost: Well then
[21:04:26] • ~Frost heads in that direction
[21:04:33] Umber St'ro: without me you might have needed to blow them
[21:05:20] ~RM: "The group arrives at John's Tech Tent, which has piles and piles of gears, scrap, and bits all around it, and a steam vent on the outside. John himself is pounding away at some dodad on his workbeach outside, but perks up when Frost and Leo arrives. ' Hey, it's you guys! Man, I'm still shaking from that life changing show. What can I do for you? ' "
[21:05:42] • ~Frost whispers back to St'ro
[21:05:46] Leo Atlas: Shaddap Umber
[21:05:53] ~Frost: Am I the one who should be speaking to him?
[21:06:00] Leo Atlas: Well
[21:06:04] • Umber St'ro whispers back, yes
[21:06:05] Leo Atlas: I have no idea what we need
[21:06:24] ~Frost: ...alright
[21:06:31] • ~Frost clears her throat
[21:06:37] ~Frost: Why, uh, hello there!
[21:06:53] ~Frost: We are in need of assistance for our companion
[21:06:59] • ~Frost gestures to Tan
[21:07:10] ~Frost: As you can see, her leg has been severely wounded
[21:07:16] Umber St'ro: also, a new knee for me would help a lot
[21:07:19] Umber St'ro: just saying
[21:07:49] ~Frost: The local healers suggested that we purchase her a leg brace
[21:08:15] ~Frost: We came here to ask you about your gracious offer
[21:08:18] • ~Frost curtsies
[21:08:35] Umber St'ro: (aww)
[21:09:23] ~Frost: (hush.)
[21:09:28] ~Frost: (she's a Lady)
[21:09:31] ~RM: " 'Hmm... For you guys, I'm going to make one hell of a leg brace, I'll tell you that much. As for the Umber Hulk... Eh, I can't see myself being able to do that, really. I just don't know enough about hulks. Sorry. But, hey, for the girl, I'd reccommend a second brace. The first one might be so good it'll throw her off balance."
[21:09:55] ~Frost: That is...wonderful!
[21:10:05] Umber St'ro: I'll live
[21:10:23] ~Frost: (is she the bionic woman now? XD)
[21:10:35] Sprite Tan: If it wouldn't be too much of a problem, sir...
[21:10:49] ~RM: (She has plenty of drawbacks.)
[21:11:17] Sprite Tan: (automail all up in this Butch from Team Rocket)
[21:11:31] Leo Atlas: (Awww yeah!)
[21:11:31] ~Frost: (are you sure she isn't going to be useless after this :/)
[21:11:46] ~Frost: (I mean, we already have a hulking character and a mid weight XD)
[21:11:52] ~Frost: (she was our "nimble rouge)
[21:12:05] Sprite Tan: (I was going to be totally useless before)
[21:12:15] Umber St'ro: (having two people to wail on something isn't a bad thing)
[21:12:22] ~Frost: (true)
[21:12:33] ~Frost: (I guess it can't be helped)
[21:12:43] ~RM: " 'Alright, let's go for it! I'll get to work right away!' " *one montage of awesome work later, and two identical, sprite leg sized leg braces have been cast out of copper* 'Kay, now I gotta plug em in. Uh, this is the part that might hurt. Like a lot. You ready, little miss?'"
[21:13:09] • Sprite Tan steels herself
[21:13:12] Sprite Tan: Yeah.
[21:13:42] ~Frost: (I get to be the new lightest party member! awww yeaaaah!)
[21:14:05] ~Frost: (so who's the new fastest?)
[21:14:43] ~RM: "The man laces the braces over her legs, and then activates the mechanism, causing several magical conduits to shoot into her nerves, binding them to her legs. It hurts like a Butch from Team Rocket."
[21:14:59] Sprite Tan: ....Truck.
[21:15:04] ~Frost: ..fascinating
[21:15:11] Leo Atlas: Intruiging
[21:15:11] Umber St'ro: (that was already st'ro, unless these braces make her fast enough to not have to take a break to breathe with one lung)
[21:15:18] ~Frost: (leo you aint magical)
[21:15:35] Leo Atlas: (I don't know how to use magic. That doesn't mean I don't know about magic)
[21:15:38] ~Frost: (wait, shouldn't she have been faster than you already? XD)
[21:15:53] ~Frost: (she was supposed to be like, nimble and shit)
[21:16:03] Sprite Tan: (lolwat)
[21:16:13] Umber St'ro: (she had little legs, so she was nimble for her size, but st'ro was the one that outran the horses lol)
[21:17:30] Sprite Tan: (yeah)
[21:18:07] ~Frost: (We should do a rough like, ranking system for stats or something. Not necessarily quantities since they don't really mean anything)
[21:18:22] ~Frost: (just like, a rough outline of attributes)
[21:18:29] Leo Atlas: (Good idea)
[21:18:40] ~RM: " 'Alright, first, that'll be 100 gold. Next, I should go through a few things so you know how these work. You should be only a little slower than you used to be most of the time, which hopefully good news. Now for the interesting news. These things needs to be feed water to keep the engine running. Now, you can take em off any time by flipping the switch on the side there, now that I've got em tuned to you, they'll come off easy. The other switch over there, that one can be used to flip em into high gear. You'll go a lot faster, little lady, but after you're doin' that for a minute or two, you'll be out of water, and back to... well, crippled. Anyway, hope these are what you're looking for.' "
[21:19:47] ~Frost: Fascinating
[21:19:54] ~Frost: This si quite the system you have here....
[21:20:06] ~Frost: Might you....sell any alchemy books here?
[21:20:08] • Umber St'ro hands over 100 of the gold that he previously handed to himself for safe keeping
[21:20:14] ~Frost: (dice roll?)
[21:20:22] Sprite Tan: Wow. Um, will they hurt when I put them back on?
[21:21:27] ~RM: " 'You'll have to refuel em once or twice a day otherwise. And yeah, it'll still hurt quite a bit, so I'd recommend getting used to it or not taking them off. And nah, I don't know much about the fancier magics, sorry to say. This ain't really the town for much magic. Only the doc knows much about it, and only the healin' stuff.' "
[21:21:44] ~Frost: How unfortunate...
[21:22:05] ~Frost: I am in need of tools as well.
[21:22:12] Umber St'ro: how much water do they need?
[21:22:14] ~Frost: (pots, vials, etc etc)
[21:22:59] PimpCrobat: (how long do you guys think you are gonna continue on this rp?)
[21:23:12] ~RM: " 'I'd say about a half gallon or so a day for both. And yeah, I think I got an old pot lying around. For you, you little song bird, free of charge.' "
[21:23:20] ~Frost: (until we feel like stopping)
[21:23:23] ~RM: "He hands Frost the pot."
[21:23:37] • ~Frost takes it while resisting the urge to be angry at him
[21:23:43] ~Frost: Thank you very much!

[21:02:53] ~RM: "Last time on The Legend of Shea: The Missing Apostrophe, our heroes went on a scamming spree! They got the crippled Shea a new pair of legs and are currently standing outside the tech shop waiting for plot."
[21:03:22] @Leo Atlas: (Yay)
[21:03:28] @Leo Atlas: (I vote we do more scamming)
[21:03:57] ~Frost: (We don't need to yo)
[21:04:05] ~Frost: (we gotta get out of here)
[21:04:48] @Leo Atlas: (We need money though. Between all of us, we have like 440, tops
[21:04:50] @Leo Atlas: )
[21:04:54] @Leo Atlas: (40*)
[21:05:04] ~Frost: (We'll be fiiiiinnnnne)
[21:05:13] ~Frost: (people would notice us by now)
[21:05:30] @Leo Atlas: (Eh true)
[21:06:08] ~Frost: I hope we can go someone with more magic shops than this....
[21:06:14] ~Frost: I would like to buy some supplies
[21:06:25] @Leo Atlas: Hmm
[21:06:28] ~RM: (Frost moved my plot, yey!)
[21:06:30] @Leo Atlas: That's probably a good idea
[21:06:37] ~Frost: (look at me!)
[21:06:53] ~Frost: (somewhere*)
[21:06:59] ~Frost: (faaak)
[21:07:03] • @Leo Atlas (Gives Frost a gold star sticker)
[21:07:31] @Sprite Tan: Walking still feels a little weird ahaha.
[21:09:29] ~Umber St'ro: alright, and if we need to come back here for more bionic stuff, we can
[21:09:33] ~Umber St'ro: it's a miracle!
[21:10:02] @Leo Atlas: Yeah
[21:10:26] @Sprite Tan: Yeah!
[21:10:31] ~RM: (Frost is afk, awaiting response.)
[21:12:25] ~Frost: (I have returned)
[21:12:55] @Leo Atlas: (yey!)
[21:13:07] ~Umber St'ro: so where are we going?
[21:13:14] • ~Frost pulls out her map
[21:14:38] ~RM: "Frost opens her map, and with thoughts of magical cities in her mind, a dot appears south of Iceburg. This dot is labeled "Bibloteca"."
[21:15:21] ~Frost: "Bibloteca?"
[21:15:29] ~Frost: Does anyone know about this place?
[21:15:36] @Leo Atlas: Since nobody in this town wants to kill us yet, maybe we could ask around about it
[21:15:39] @Sprite Tan: Sounds fancy.
[21:16:59] ~Umber St'ro: please, who would want to hurt me?
[21:17:24] @Leo Atlas: (The entire dark guard)
[21:17:29] @Leo Atlas: I dunno
[21:17:33] ~Frost: Lots of people, I'd imagine
[21:17:46] ~Frost: I have no qualms with asking around
[21:17:56] • ~Frost heads off to bother people
[21:18:28] • @Sprite Tan waits for her to return
[21:18:34] • @Leo Atlas does the same in a different direction
[21:19:50] ~RM: "Frost badgers some random people with her question, but no one seems willing or able to answer with details about Bibloteca. Leo Atlas, on the other hand, hears it is a city ruled by cats, that pancakes are the currency, and that the burning popcorn is the way they tribute to their lord. That's... probably not true."
[21:20:13] • ~Frost sighs
[21:20:23] ~Frost: I have heard nothing
[21:20:24] ~RM: "Fail crit."
[21:20:30] ~Frost: Should we just go?
[21:21:02] ~Umber St'ro: I think we should
[21:21:29] @Sprite Tan: I cpuld try?
[21:21:33] @Leo Atlas: Well, we could just go and explore
[21:21:49] • ~Frost //Yeah, I'm sure they'll answer the girl with metal legs...//
[21:22:02] • ~Umber St'ro asks a street performer with a sexy outfit about bibloteca
[21:22:07] • @Sprite Tan skips off to go ask some random people
[21:23:29] ~RM: "Sprite Tan asks around, and hardly gets more information than where it is and that they have books there. Umber St'ro, on the other hand, learns from the most informative street performer ever that Bibloteca is a magical city built on the ruins of a lost city, and that it contains many tomes and other such things. Also, there's some kind of ritual he's reluctant to talk about."
[21:24:58] @Leo Atlas: So, did you two find anything?
[21:25:31] @Sprite Tan: Um... it has books.
[21:25:34] ~Umber St'ro: is this ritual dangerous?
[21:26:30] ~RM: " 'Uh, well, I don't really know much about it, but it seems like the kind of thing I'd steer away from. Like I said, though, don't let it stop you. I think it only affects citizens, anyway.' "
[21:26:51] ~Frost: (St'ro get yo Nas over and tell us aout this sheet)
[21:26:57] ~Umber St'ro: alright great, keep up the good work!
[21:26:57] ~Frost: (about*)
[21:28:18] • ~Umber St'ro returns
[21:28:33] @Leo Atlas: So st'ro, find out anything?
[21:28:36] • ~Umber St'ro tells everyone what he learned
[21:29:44] ~Frost: Ritual?
[21:29:50] ~Frost: That sounds suspicious.
[21:30:08] ~Umber St'ro: well, we're just the suspicious people to check it out.
[21:30:33] ~Frost: The fact that he was reluctant to speak of it is even more concerning...
[21:30:47] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, somewhat
[21:30:49] @Sprite Tan: Yeah...
[21:30:55] • ~Umber St'ro accidentally gets drunk from breathing too fast
[21:30:59] ~Frost: Should we....go anyway?
[21:31:02] @Sprite Tan: Maybe we should find somewhere else to go?
[21:31:03] @Leo Atlas: But it also stokes my curiosity
[21:31:07] ~RM: "No, he doesn't."
[21:31:08] ~Frost: (Invalid stop being a dumbass XD)
[21:31:09] @Leo Atlas: I vote we go
[21:31:14] ~Umber St'ro: (alright)
[21:31:24] ~Frost: ...I don't like it....but alright
[21:31:39] ~RM: (Sweet! To plot city, away!)
[21:31:49] • ~Frost leads everyone there
[21:31:53] ~Umber St'ro: (elects for walking conversation)
[21:32:09] • @Sprite Tan follows Frost with a frown
[21:32:15] • ~Umber St'ro follows
[21:32:22] • @Leo Atlas follows
[21:33:32] ~Frost: What is is St'ro?
[21:33:38] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, mind hanging back a bit?
[21:33:39] ~Frost: (it*)
[21:33:46] ~Frost: (motherfuck)
[21:34:02] ~Frost: Umm...sure
[21:34:04] @Leo Atlas: (is is a verb Frost. It
[21:34:13] • ~Frost hangs back
[21:34:13] @Leo Atlas: It'sa also a word)
[21:34:59] • ~Umber St'ro talks quietly, "Frost, I noticed that your body was kind of about to explode when I was in it."
[21:35:15] • ~Frost eyes widen
[21:35:32] ~Frost: (are you calling me a terrorist?)
[21:35:58] ~Frost: .....that is
[21:36:15] ~Umber St'ro: well, I'll keep it to myself, I'd just prefer to know if you're going to be alright, and if we're going to be blown up any time soon.
[21:37:06] • ~Frost grabs her amulet through her shirt and looks down forlornly
[21:37:16] ~Frost: I'm.....I'm sorry
[21:37:48] ~Umber St'ro: well I figure it's not a choice, or you'd turn it off before we switched bodies.
[21:38:12] ~Frost: I should be alright.
[21:38:25] ~Frost: You.....you get used to it, I suppose
[21:38:29] ~Umber St'ro: I'm just concerned is all. If I care about Tan, I should at least be allowed to care about you, the one who didn't rob us.
[21:38:32] • @Leo Atlas goes back towards Frost, and St'ro
[21:38:37] @Leo Atlas: Are yo utwo ok?
[21:38:45] @Leo Atlas: (Unlike my spelling)
[21:38:50] ~Frost: We're fine
[21:39:11] • ~Frost quickly walks to the front of the grop, leaving st'ro and leo behind
[21:39:11] ~Umber St'ro: go talk to sprite or something, we're talking about girl stuff.
[21:39:26] @Sprite Tan: Leeeeooooooo!
[21:39:34] @Leo Atlas: Yes, Sprite?
[21:39:41] • ~Umber St'ro rejoins the front of the group.
[21:39:55] • ~Frost is quiet for the rest of the walk
[21:40:03] @Sprite Tan: I wanna test how hard I can kick with these legs! You get what I'm getting at?
[21:40:25] @Leo Atlas: How about no
[21:40:41] @Sprite Tan: Whhhy?
[21:41:24] @Leo Atlas: You'll probably kick my hip bone through my ribcage.
[21:41:38] @Sprite Tan: But what if I can't?
[21:41:39] @Leo Atlas: I prefer not to be in debilitating pain
[21:41:58] @Sprite Tan: Fine, fine!~
[21:42:33] ~RM: "The group arrives in front of Bibloteca, and sees quite the site. A modern city sees to be built on a massive tiered ziggurat reaching towards the sky. Magical runes circle the base of the city, and rocks float around the outside from the raw power. There's a Black Guard outpost outside, but they seem ready to leave."
[21:43:16] ~Frost: Look, there are some guards there....
[21:43:24] ~Frost: Let us wait for them to leave
[21:43:38] &Havinfun85: porn
[21:43:39] • &Havinfun85 flees
Havinfun85 was muted by RM for 7 minutes.
[21:44:03] ~Frost: (DON'T TALK OUTSIDE OF PARENTHESIS IN AN RP
[21:44:05] ~Frost: )
[21:44:18] ~Umber St'ro: we should definitely wait.
[21:44:25] @Leo Atlas: I agree
[21:44:27] ~Umber St'ro: we have to hide though!
[21:44:29] • ~Umber St'ro hides
[21:44:37] • @Sprite Tan hides behind St'ro
[21:45:05] • @Leo Atlas also hidea
[21:45:19] • @Leo Atlas (meant hides, and not behind St'ro)
[21:45:25] • ~Frost thinks about telling them how stupid this is, but figures she'll just be ignored and goes along with it
Havinfun85 was unmuted by Frost.
[21:47:37] &Havinfun85: (Thank you)
[21:47:47] ~RM: "The Black Guard outpost seems to be walking very fast, and does not notice our amazingly well cloaked party. They briefly stop in front of a Umber Hulk statue that seems to be leaking stem, but pay it no heed. 'Ignore that, men! We're leaving. The Dark Lord has to understand that even evil can't handle certain things. We'll leave these folk to their affairs.' And then they left."
[21:48:14] ~RM: *steam
[21:48:36] ~Frost: Did you hear what they said?
[21:48:41] ~Frost: That sounded.....ominous
[21:48:55] @Leo Atlas: Quite
[21:48:56] @Leo Atlas: But
[21:49:06] @Leo Atlas: It makes me even more curious
[21:49:09] ~Umber St'ro: well, do you still need your magic tools?
[21:49:17] ~Frost: ...I suppose.
[21:49:20] @Sprite Tan: So, where could we visit as an alternative to this weird shit place?
[21:49:25] ~Umber St'ro: well, we might as well go in.
[21:49:35] • ~Frost walks ahead
[21:49:49] • @Leo Atlas follows
[21:49:49] ~Frost: .....Wow
[21:50:00] • ~Frost is dumbstruck by the sight of the city up close
[21:50:06] • ~Umber St'ro follows
[21:50:14] ~Frost: This place is beautiful!
[21:50:23] • ~Frost excitedly runs ahead
[21:50:35] ~Umber St'ro: not as pretty as home, but I'll concede that it is.
[21:50:41] @Leo Atlas: Wow, quite interesting
[21:50:46] @Leo Atlas: I wonder what the shops have
[21:51:47] • ~Frost heads towards a book store
[21:51:56] • @Sprite Tan finally follows
[21:52:05] ~Frost: I can't believe I'm in a town that isn't half illiterate!
[21:52:22] ~RM: (Yep, now you're in one that's half litterate.)
[21:52:25] • @Leo Atlas follows Frost into the book store
[21:52:29] • ~Frost scans the shelves
[21:52:45] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, you know, I can probably save you some money on the books
[21:53:01] • ~Frost doesn't notice anything anyone else is saying or doing
[21:53:13] ~Frost: Oh there are so many of them
[21:53:22] ~Frost: I want to look at them all!
[21:53:24] ~Umber St'ro: so many, and I could help you afford more
[21:53:30] • @Sprite Tan follows Frost and whispers sweet nothings about some of the books to her.
[21:53:32] • ~Frost contines to tune him out
[21:53:42] @Sprite Tan: Buy them Frost. Buy them aaaallll.
[21:53:54] ~Frost: Oh I will! I will by them all!
[21:54:00] ~Frost: (shat xD)
[21:54:00] @Leo Atlas: I wonder if there's anything I could find useful
[21:54:21] • @Leo Atlas starts scanning the shelves
[21:54:57] • ~Umber St'ro goes over to a corner and looks for a copy of "magic for umber hulks"
[21:55:09] • ~Frost remains awestruck in front of a book shelf
[21:56:31] ~Princess Trace: "Frost sees several books that pique her interest. 'The Power of Magic, Controlling your Inner Power', 'Healing for the Practical Mage', and 'An Adventures Guide to Our World.' Leo Atlas finds nothing of note to him. Umber St'ro finds a complicated looking book that says 'Monster Mage Manual'."
[21:56:53] • ~Frost reaches for "The power of magic"
[21:57:09] • ~Umber St'ro takes the book up to a biblotecan librarian and asks,
[21:57:14] ~Umber St'ro: what exactly is this book?
[21:57:23] • ~Frost thumbs through it
[21:57:47] • @Sprite Tan whispers sweetly in Frost's ear
[21:57:56] @Sprite Tan: Buy the healing book
[21:58:00] @Sprite Tan: Dooooo iiiiit.
[21:58:12] • ~Frost ignores her and keeps reading
[21:58:17] ~Princess Trace: " 'That's a book for the traditionally magically inept creatures, like Orcs, Trolls, and... you, sir. Teaching them the finer things of magic. You may not get much out of it, but I'd think it'd be worth the buy.' "
[21:58:34] @Leo Atlas: I'm gonna go take a look at other shops. Sprite, do you wanna come or are you gonna torment frost more?
[21:58:39] ~Umber St'ro: is there anything in it that would help me blend in?
[21:58:41] ~Princess Trace: "Frost finds that the book contains no information she didn't already know. How disappointing."
[21:58:48] ~Frost: Oh...
[21:58:54] @Sprite Tan: Heeeeeeaaaaaling
[21:59:06] ~Princess Trace: " 'I, uh, haven't ready it. But there's a brief chapter on basic Illusion skills. You may get something out of it.' "
[21:59:25] ~Umber St'ro: well, basic as it is, I suppose it could be of some use.
(Princess Trace was forcibly renamed to RM by Princess Trace.)
[21:59:39] ~Umber St'ro: I've got a couple coins
[21:59:42] ~Umber St'ro: how much is it?
[21:59:48] ~Frost: Please stop asking me that...
[21:59:55] ~Frost: I'm not going to look at it
[22:00:00] ~Princess Trace: " 'Ah, well, I'd let it go for four gold, if it wouldn't bother you.' "
[22:00:06] • ~Frost searches for more books
[22:00:16] ~Frost: There has to be something interesting here.....
[22:00:25] ~Frost: anything?
[22:00:41] ~Umber St'ro: Four, you wouldn't let it go to a classy guy like me for three?
[22:00:52] @Sprite Tan: Giiiiirly!~ If you don't find anything though...
[22:01:01] @Sprite Tan: You should totally check out that book on healing
[22:01:26] • ~Frost glares at her
[22:01:32] ~Frost: Kindly stop, please
[22:01:37] @Sprite Tan: Fine, fine!
[22:01:55] • @Sprite Tan goes to peruse the books for herself
[22:01:57] ~Frost: I....I would like to learn as much as you all want me to be able to.
[22:02:04] ~Princess Trace: "Frost does not have a much luck finding other books of interest. There's a few books on sexuality that don't interest her at all, but other than that, there isn't much that she could use her. To St'ro, the shop keep says 'You're right sir. In fact, for a gentleman of your standing, I'll sell it for two.' "
[22:02:07] ~Frost: But it just not possible for me
[22:02:18] ~Umber St'ro: awww thanks
[22:02:21] • ~Frost sighs
[22:02:28] • ~Umber St'ro smiles at the librarian and hands over two gold
[22:02:33] ~Frost: and I was so excited too
[22:02:55] • ~Frost heads to the exit of the store
[22:03:01] ~Princess Trace: "The exchange goes down."
[22:03:14] ~Frost: Oh...wait!
[22:03:18] • ~Umber St'ro walks over to frost and says, "see what I just got for 2 gold?"
[22:03:29] • ~Frost runs back over to the shelf and grabs "the power of magic"
[22:03:34] • ~Frost ignore st'ro in the process
[22:03:42] • ~Frost runs up to the counter
[22:03:52] ~Frost: Excuse me, but do you have anything more advanced than this?
[22:04:36] • ~Umber St'ro taps frost's head with the book and gives her a weird look
[22:04:41] ~Princess Trace: " 'Huh. Well, actually, that book is the best tome of practical magic control I have. Sorry, ma'am.' "
[22:04:58] ~Frost: .......how unfortunate
[22:05:03] ~Frost: (Truck my luck XD)
[22:05:16] • ~Umber St'ro walks up to the counter, "oh she's with me, are you sure you couldn't spare it?"
[22:05:26] • ~Frost heads to the exit once more
[22:05:40] • ~Frost mutters under her breath
[22:05:51] ~Princess Trace: " 'As I told your lady friend, I've got nothing of the sort. Sorry, Sir Umber.' "
[22:06:16] ~Umber St'ro: alright, I'll be back if I need anything, you've made a return customer today
[22:06:25] • ~Umber St'ro follows frost
[22:07:17] • @Leo Atlas follows frost as well
[22:07:22] ~Princess Trace: "Tan finds 'Running Free', a book that does nothing but make her sad."
[22:08:11] • @Sprite Tan frowns and looks away, heading over to perter Lep instead.
[22:08:14] ~Frost: In the town I am from, no one would even look at this hovel that calls itself a bookshop....
[22:08:23] @Sprite Tan: Did you find anything Leo?
[22:08:29] @Leo Atlas: Nope
[22:08:36] @Sprite Tan: Same
[22:08:37] @Leo Atlas: Nothing I could find useful
[22:08:46] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, where are we going next, did you see my sweet book?
[22:09:52] ~Frost: .....that is nice
[22:09:53] @Leo Atlas: We should go explore town and see if there's anything usseful elsewhere
[22:09:57] • ~Frost isn't paying attention
[22:10:03] • ~Frost walks to the alchemy shop
[22:10:30] @Leo Atlas: (That was directed at Tan)
[22:10:44] ~Princess Trace: "As the party walks from the door, an interesting sight makes itself seen. A young person runs past the store, followed by a group of robed guards. No, not those robed guards. These ones are the Gilded Guards, in gold, and are the personal force of Bibloteca."
[22:11:32] • ~Umber St'ro asks a bystander, "what's going on, we're not from around here."
[22:11:54] • ~Frost is mostly oblivious to her surroundings because she's too focused on trying to by shiny things
[22:12:00] ~Frost: buy*)
[22:12:03] ~Frost: fuuuuuuck)
[22:12:06] @Sprite Tan: Oooh, looks interesting!~
[22:12:25] • @Sprite Tan runs after to see what's happening.
[22:12:47] ~Princess Trace: " 'She's the Bulwark for this years ritual, I heard. Seems to be a rather unfitting one, by the looks of it.' "
[22:13:02] • @Leo Atlas follows tan
[22:13:15] ~Umber St'ro: I'm reaaaaaly not from around here, what's a bulwark
[22:13:20] ~Umber St'ro: (?*)
[22:13:42] • ~Frost continues to walk towards the store
[22:13:49] ~Princess Trace: "Tan and Leo are running after the guards currently. 'The Bulwark is the person who asscends to the spirits to protect us from the Black Heart. ' "
[22:14:11] ~Umber St'ro: oh, that sounds scary, is the black heart real?
[22:14:18] ~Umber St'ro: and more over, what is it?
[22:14:22] • ~Frost goes inside
[22:14:35] ~Frost: Hopefully every store in this place isn't worthless
[22:14:54] • ~Frost looks for stuff
[22:15:01] @Sprite Tan: So, whatcha thing is going on Leo?
[22:15:06] • @Sprite Tan asks as she runs
[22:15:10] ~Princess Trace: "Frost is a cold hearted Butch from Team Rocket. 'I haven't ever seen it, but it's definitely real. If we ever failed to provide a bulwark, all kinds of evil may happen.' The girl is corned by the Gilded as Leo and Tan arrive in the alley. There are four guards.'"
[22:15:23] @Leo Atlas: I dunno
[22:15:28] @Leo Atlas: It might be part of the ritual
[22:15:41] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah, that thing.
[22:15:43] @Leo Atlas: Should we be heroic?
[22:15:46] ~Frost: (Oh no! They're throwing corn at that girl)
[22:15:47] @Sprite Tan: SOunds interesting.
[22:15:53] ~Frost: (Stop them guys!)
[22:15:58] @Sprite Tan: If needs be, we can totally save someone.
[22:16:02] ~Umber St'ro: so it's completely real then, thanks for the information. what would you do if you were the bulwark, out of curiosity.
[22:16:09] @Sprite Tan: Maybe we'll make some coin.
[22:16:10] ~Princess Trace: *cornered
[22:16:24] ~Frost: (before she gets creamed!)
[22:16:28] • ~Frost (badum ts)
[22:16:55] ~Princess Trace: " 'Head up to the top of the Ziggurat, I'd imagine. That's what you're supposed to do.' "
[22:17:00] @Leo Atlas: Maybe
[22:17:15] @Leo Atlas: Do you think we cna take four, probably heavily trained guards
[22:17:17] ~Umber St'ro: oohhh, where's the ziggurat?
[22:17:42] @Sprite Tan: Maybe.
[22:17:45] ~Princess Trace: "The town guy point up to the top of the city, on the highest tier. 'It's a temple WAAAAAAY up there.'"
[22:17:59] @Sprite Tan: I say go for it!
[22:18:06] ~Umber St'ro: alright, thanks a bundle.
[22:18:19] @Leo Atlas: Alright then
[22:18:23] • @Leo Atlas draws his weapons
[22:18:28] • ~Umber St'ro heads to the ziggurat, and says under his own breathe, "what an idiot"
[22:18:45] • @Sprite Tan equips her brass knuckles
[22:19:06] ~Princess Trace: "The Gilded stare over at our duo of heroes. 'Is there a problem here, knaves?' "
[22:19:43] @Sprite Tan: Oh, I just was curious about this event of yours!
[22:20:16] • ~Umber St'ro reads over the illusion portion of the book several times on the way to the ziggurat
[22:20:20] • ~Frost is still shopping while everyone is in danger
[22:20:42] ~Frost: You know, I was just thinking for no reason in particular abot how long it takes to learn magic
[22:20:55] ~Frost: It sure took a while!
[22:21:02] • ~Frost she thought to herself
[22:21:07] ~Princess Trace: " 'This girl here is this years Bulwark, you can tell by the little shield there on her forehead. Now, leave us at once, so we may deliver her to the Ziggurat.' The girl looks terrified."
[22:21:16] ~Frost: Longer than a walk to a ziggurat!
[22:21:20] ~Frost: That's for sure!
[22:21:30] @Sprite Tan: She gon' be sacrificed?
[22:21:30] ~Frost: ()
[22:21:51] ~Princess Trace: " 'She asscends to a different plain, but if you have to put it so crudely, I suppose.' "
[22:21:57] ~Princess Trace: *plane
[22:22:35] @Sprite Tan: Okay, just wanted to make sure!
[22:22:42] ~Frost: man, this store sure has stff
[22:22:45] ~Frost: stuff*
[22:22:45] ~Princess Trace: "The store has several ingredients for various potions, and a few recipe books strewn about."
[22:22:47] • @Sprite Tan sprints forwards and plants a kick in his groin
[22:23:25] • ~Frost peruses the recipe books
[22:23:26] ~Princess Trace: "Sprite's new legs give her a bit of trouble, and she misses the shot. The guards jump back and prepare for battle!"
[22:23:33] @Sprite Tan: Leo!
[22:23:55] • @Leo Atlas draws the attention of two of guards, by attempting to stab one
[22:24:12] ~Frost: (man. What an epic battle that I'm not helping in!)
[22:24:21] • @Sprite Tan spins into a roundhouse kick for one of the other guards
[22:25:04] ~Princess Trace: "The recipe books are mostly for foods and basic potions, nothing too interesting. The guards is clipped, and falls to the ground. The other two guards are shocked, and one has his skull cracked by Tan. A guard casts a fire ball at leo, but it fails miserably."
[22:25:08] @Leo Atlas: (I know!)
[22:25:25] ~Frost: hmm
[22:25:30] • @Leo Atlas slashes at another one of the guards
[22:25:38] • ~Frost grabs a book of potions and brings it to the counter
[22:25:57] ~Frost: Excuse me sir, how much would you like for this?
[22:26:16] • @Sprite Tan uses a burst of speed to launch a punch into the final guards gut.
[22:26:55] ~Princess Trace: "Leo bisects the guard, getting blood everywhere. Ew. The other guard has Tan's high speed punch to deal with, and is flung into the wall. 'Two gold, ma'am.' say the shop keep."
[22:27:05] • ~Frost pays for the book
[22:27:11] ~Frost: Thank you very much
[22:27:24] ~Princess Trace: "Frost still cares more about herself than possibly DYING GIRL'S, and gets a basic potion book."
[22:27:30] • ~Frost begins to walk out of the store
[22:27:44] • @Sprite Tan removes brass knuckles, along with her hat and cloak and hands the latter two items to the girl
[22:27:50] @Sprite Tan: Put these on quickly.
[22:28:07] ~Princess Trace: "The guards have all been felled. The girl terrified and panicing, but nods and put on the clothes quickly."
[22:28:17] ~Frost: Oh wait!
[22:28:20] • ~Frost stops leaving
[22:28:31] @Sprite Tan: We're going to get you out of here, alright?
[22:28:34] ~Frost: I should probably see what I need for ingredients
[22:28:46] • ~Frost skims through to book to find out
[22:28:48] ~Princess Trace: "The girl is crying, but nods and clings to Leo tightly."
[22:29:19] @Sprite Tan: Leo, take her out of the city. I'm going to look for Frost and St'ro. We'll find you with the map. But get her away, alright?
[22:29:40] ~Princess Trace: "The store contains all of the ingredients detailed in the book."
[22:29:41] @Leo Atlas: Alright. Come on, we're leaving
[22:29:58] ~Princess Trace: "The girl nods rapidly and walks beside Leo."
[22:30:16] • @Sprite Tan leaves to go search for St'ro
[22:30:41] ~Frost: Perfect!
[22:30:53] ~Princess Trace: "St'ro arrives at a bustling temple at the top of the Ziggurat. They seem to be looking all over for something."
[22:30:58] • ~Frost collects all of the ingredients and brings thm to the counter
[22:31:45] • @Leo Atlas leads the girl towards the gates of the city
[22:32:18] • @Sprite Tan continues to search for St'ro.
[22:32:31] ~Frost: How much for these?
[22:32:31] • ~Umber St'ro walks up to a priest
[22:32:55] ~Umber St'ro: I'm a traveler and I'm curious about the black heart, what does it look like?
[22:33:04] ~Princess Trace: "Leo successfully manages to bring the girl to the gates of the city. 'Three gold for those, lass.' Spite asks around for an Umber Hulk, and, big shocker, finds out he is at the Ziggurat."
[22:33:16] • ~Frost buys them.
[22:33:19] ~Frost: Thanks again!
[22:33:22] ~Princess Trace: "The priest snubs up his nose at St'ro and walks on."
[22:33:26] • ~Frost begins to leave again
[22:33:35] ~Frost: Oh wait! I almost forgot!
[22:33:43] • ~Frost stops again
[22:33:54] ~Frost: I need tools to work with!
[22:34:02] • @Sprite Tan curtsies for the person who gave her the information then runs to the ziggurat
[22:34:09] • ~Frost searches for some alchemy tools
[22:34:14] ~Umber St'ro: OH, JUST BECAUSE I'M AN UMBER HULK, I SEE HOW IT IS!
[22:34:29] @Sprite Tan: (im actually a bit jittery about this)
[22:34:46] @Sprite Tan: (because it's just a normal little human girl as far as I know)
[22:35:01] @Sprite Tan: (oh gosh, what if we Truck it up and she dies. Stupid npc)
[22:35:54] @Leo Atlas: (That would be unfortuante. Idk what to do from where I am)
[22:35:57] ~Princess Trace: "The priest sighs at St'ro's fit, and turn back around. 'I've been told he's a faceless bunch of black tentacles, alright? Does that satisfy you?' Frost finds some a few flasks. Tan gets to the temple."
[22:36:08] ~Frost: Awww? Only these?
[22:36:10] ~Umber St'ro: thank you very much kind sir
[22:36:14] • @Sprite Tan searches around for St'ro/
[22:36:22] • ~Frost brings them to the counter and asks the price
[22:36:34] ~Princess Trace: "Tan finds St'ro. Can't imagine how."
[22:36:43] • ~Umber St'ro goes somewhere he can't be seen and tests his illusion skills attempting to mimic the description of the black heart
[22:36:50] ~Princess Trace: " 'Why are you still bothering me, girl? Four gold, alright?' "
[22:37:00] @Sprite Tan: St'ro there you are! Magic pants has been all worried about you!
[22:37:17] ~Umber St'ro: wait up tan, we might just fix everything
[22:37:25] • @Sprite Tan whispers
[22:37:40] @Sprite Tan: I've already done something, and we need to goooo
[22:37:40] ~Princess Trace: "St'ro has only managed to grow a few fake tentacles, and still is clearly an Umber Hulk."
[22:37:48] ~Frost: Pardon me. I thought you'd appreciate the business
[22:37:58] • ~Frost drops the money on the counter
[22:38:08] ~Umber St'ro: I think this will be fine if I can just turn myself pure black
[22:38:09] ~Frost: Do you have any more tools than these?
[22:38:21] • ~Umber St'ro attempts one more time to illusion his surface black
[22:38:21] • @Sprite Tan continues whispering
[22:38:28] ~Princess Trace: " 'No, that's all of them, girl.' "
[22:38:35] ~Frost: ...I see
[22:38:41] @Sprite Tan: what the hell are you trying to do you big idiot, we need to find Frost and get out of here.
[22:38:45] • ~Frost exits the store in a huff and looks for another one
[22:38:56] ~Princess Trace: "St'ro manages to illusion himself bright pink. 'Black Heart' indeed."
[22:39:13] • @Sprite Tan facepalms
[22:39:15] ~Umber St'ro: how do I look tan?
[22:39:22] @Sprite Tan: You're fucking pink.
[22:39:45] ~Umber St'ro: okay, I'll leave it up to you, find me black dye, or we can just leave and I'll end the spell.
[22:39:45] @Sprite Tan: We can come back another time, once you've learned how to do it.
[22:39:52] ~Umber St'ro: what should we do?
[22:39:52] ~Princess Trace: "Lady Frost finds a cloak store nearby the alchemy store that looks interesting."
[22:39:58] @Sprite Tan: FOr now, we need to go. I-
[22:40:07] ~Princess Trace: "The little girl stares at Leo, looking worried."
[22:40:08] ~Frost: Oh! Cloaks!
[22:40:14] • @Sprite Tan whispers very softly
[22:40:17] • ~Frost goes inside
[22:40:17] @Leo Atlas: (I have no fucking idea what to do)
[22:40:19] @Sprite Tan: we saved the girl
[22:40:22] • ~Frost has a look around
[22:40:37] ~Princess Trace: (Talk to the panicking child, perhaps?)
[22:40:39] @Sprite Tan: (just keep running Leo)
[22:40:48] @Sprite Tan: (pick her up and run lol)
[22:40:52] • ~Umber St'ro whispers back
[22:40:52] @Leo Atlas: Where will I meet with you guys)
[22:40:53] ~Umber St'ro: oh that's very good, but they'll probably find someone else, we need to come back eventually if we want to end this stupidity
[22:40:54] @Leo Atlas: ()
[22:41:03] @Sprite Tan: (We'll find you with the map)
[22:41:10] @Sprite Tan: (I already told Leo this lol)
[22:41:16] @Leo Atlas: (Oh)
[22:41:22] @Leo Atlas: Alright, let's keep going
[22:41:30] @Leo Atlas: My "friends"will find us later
[22:41:55] @Sprite Tan: Uuuugh. But- At'ro!
[22:42:05] @Sprite Tan: (*St'ro)
[22:42:35] ~Princess Trace: "The girl nods, and follows after Leo, but starts crying silently."
[22:42:37] • @Leo Atlas leads the girl out of the city
[22:42:41] ~Umber St'ro: so you just care about the DYING GIRL you've seen, not the other ones you know there will be. not very reasonable really.
[22:43:07] • ~Frost feels as if someone is saying bitchy things about her somewhere
[22:43:23] • ~Frost ignores it and keeps shopping at the expense of the plot
[22:43:39] ~Princess Trace: "Frost finds a stylish looking cloak, except it's bright pinkish/purple."
[22:43:47] ~Frost: oh my.....
[22:43:56] ~Frost: This is gorgeous, but just not my color
[22:44:06] • ~Frost brings it to the front
[22:44:14] ~Frost: Do you have this in black, or maybe a darker violet?
[22:44:33] @Sprite Tan: U-uuuuh! Well, do you really think you can do whatever you're doing?
[22:44:47] ~Umber St'ro: if I'm black, yes.
[22:44:48] ~Princess Trace: " 'Just so happens we have it in violet, and I think it's in your size. You want to try it?' The woman passes it over the counter."
[22:45:01] ~Frost: Oh that's perfect!
[22:45:08] • ~Frost tries it on
[22:45:11] • @Leo Atlas tries to find a place to hide not far from the city
[22:45:14] ~Frost: How does it look?
[22:45:19] • ~Frost spins around in it
[22:45:35] @Leo Atlas: thinking: I really wish I had Frost's map with me
[22:45:43] ~Frost: (leo it wouldn't work for you)
[22:45:47] ~Frost: you aint magic)
[22:45:50] ~Princess Trace: "Leo finds a nearby barn that seems to be deserted, luckily. 'You looks great, ma'am!'"
[22:45:59] • ~Frost blushes
[22:46:01] ~Frost: Why thank you
[22:46:04] ~Frost: how much is it?
[22:46:06] @Leo Atlas: Let's hide in here for now
[22:46:59] ~Princess Trace: " 'That's, well, ten gold, ma'am. The dye is rather expensive.' The girl with Leo squeezes his hand in agreement, and follows him into the barn."
[22:47:14] ~Frost: Oh, that's not a problem at all! I was expecting more!
[22:47:18] ~Frost: I'll take it!
[22:47:21] • ~Frost pays for it
[22:47:45] • ~Frost //I wonder if I can find some new shoes to go with this//
[22:47:48] ~Princess Trace: " 'Thank you, ma'am!' "
[22:47:56] • ~Princess Trace (will stab you.)
[22:48:02] @Sprite Tan: Well, then do it quickly!
[22:48:15] ~Frost: Can you point me in the direction of a shoe store?
[22:49:15] ~Princess Trace: " 'No, sorry ma'am, they're rather busy today. I enjoy your patornage, but the man who runs it told me to promise not to recommend more customers to it today.' "
[22:49:24] ~Frost: How unfortunate...
[22:49:27] • ~Umber St'ro tries again for black pigment
[22:49:31] ~Frost: I guess I'll just have to find it myself!
[22:49:33] ~Umber St'ro: (color, w/e)
[22:49:45] • ~Frost heads to in to town and searches for it
[22:49:49] ~Frost: out*
[22:50:28] ~Princess Trace: "St'ro becomes a lovely sky blue color. Closer to black, at least."
[22:50:35] @Sprite Tan: You're blue.
[22:50:44] @Sprite Tan: Keep trying.
[22:50:44] • ~Frost //I really hope I can find this place. I have to find some shoes to go with this cloak! t would be a travesty if I didn't!//
[22:50:48] ~Umber St'ro: practice makes perfect
[22:51:05] • ~Umber St'ro checks the book to see if he's doing something obviously wrong and tries again
[22:51:11] ~Princess Trace: " 'Right in front of her, there is a stand selling the PERFECT pair of shoes.' "
[22:51:14] @Sprite Tan: I'm sure it does make perfect.
[22:51:15] • @Leo Atlas scans the barn, looking for a good hiding place
[22:52:01] ~Princess Trace: "St'ro has no idea what the book is talking about, and can't seem to find a better way to do what he's doing. Leo, on the other hand, finds a convient hay stack."
[22:52:02] ~Frost: Oh wow!
[22:52:13] XChampionXRedX: hello
[22:52:22] @Sprite Tan: (red parenthesis please)
[22:52:25] ~Frost: How much do you want for these? May I try them on?
[22:52:26] @Sprite Tan: (or gtfo)
[22:52:29] ~Umber St'ro: (red parenthesis for non characters)
[22:52:39] XChampionXRedX: ....
[22:52:49] ~Umber St'ro: this is getting a bit silly
[22:52:53] • ~Umber St'ro tries yet again
[22:53:05] ~Frost: (that sums up this whole RP in two lines)
[22:53:08] • @Sprite Tan tries to look at book to see if he's doing anything wrong
[22:53:25] ~Princess Trace: " 'Them shoes? 30 gold.' St'ro turns a darkish grey! Close!"
[22:53:27] @Sprite Tan: (may as well give it a try)
[22:53:33] @Leo Atlas: Hide in there, you'll be completely concealed
[22:53:42] ~Princess Trace: " 'You can try em, though.' "
[22:53:58] ~Frost: oh my...that's a bit too expensive for me...
[22:54:10] ~Frost: Are you sure we can't negotiate?
[22:54:18] • ~Frost widens her eyes
[22:55:07] ~Princess Trace: " 'Absolutely not, lady. I've got a family at home, I can't just give out shoes to the poor!' The girl doesn't want to let go of Leo, she instead clings to him tighter."
[22:55:11] ~Umber St'ro: (wait a minute, steel dragons and gnome are on at the same time)
[22:55:23] • ~Frost clasps her hands together and whines a little
[22:55:37] ~Frost: Please mister? Just look, they go so well with it!
[22:55:43] • ~Frost spins around in her cloak
[22:55:53] ~Princess Trace: "Sprite tan can't figure out much about the book."
[22:56:15] ~Umber St'ro: how do I look tan?
[22:56:32] ~Princess Trace: " 'I'll drop it to twenty, alright?' "
[22:57:23] @Sprite Tan: Darkish Grey...ish? Hey, so after this thing, how the Truck are you going to get out?
[22:57:48] @Sprite Tan: I mean, I don't think their GOD is going to be able to just leave without being noticed.
[22:58:03] • @Leo Atlas leads the girl to the haystack
[22:59:01] • ~Frost pouts
[22:59:04] ~Princess Trace: "The girl seems reluctant to leave Leo's side for any reason at all. She stares at him in a heart melting way."
[22:59:15] ~Frost: but I don't have that much either!
[22:59:28] ~Frost: oh well.... I guess I'll try them on anyway
[22:59:29] ~Princess Trace: " 'It's twenty or nothing, girl. I have a house that needs shingles!' "
[22:59:37] • ~Frost puts on the fabulous shoes
[22:59:42] ~Princess Trace: " 'Go ahead and try them, sure.' "
[22:59:50] • ~Frost tries to show the shopkeep how good she looks in them
[23:00:18] ~Princess Trace: "Eh, fine, fifteen gold."
[23:00:40] ~Frost: i have just enough!
[23:00:47] • ~Frost pays for them and only has 1 gold left
[23:00:58] ~Frost: Thank you so much sir
[23:01:02] ~Princess Trace: " 'Thanks kindly.' "
[23:01:06] • ~Frost puts her old shoes in her bag
[23:01:11] @Leo Atlas: / (Now I really have no fucking idea what to do)
[23:01:23] @Sprite Tan: (just wait)
[23:01:28] ~Umber St'ro: well, let's call this off and focus on the matter at hand
[23:01:30] • ~Frost checks out all her new swag
[23:01:32] ~Princess Trace: (You just have to wait for the plot to reach you, Frost is making it hard.)
[23:01:36] • ~Umber St'ro ends the spells
[23:01:42] ~Frost: (XD)
[23:01:44] ~Princess Trace: "That works, at least."
[23:01:55] @Sprite Tan: Okay. We need to get frost.
[23:02:02] @Sprite Tan: Let's go.
[23:02:06] ~Frost: If only I had a new book to read...then today would have been perfect
[23:02:15] • ~Umber St'ro goes with tan
[23:02:27] ~Princess Trace: "They find Frost amazingly quickly! Yey, high dice rolls!"
[23:02:32] ~Frost: As if I could find one with only 1 gold though....
[23:02:35] @Sprite Tan: (holy shit)
[23:02:39] @Sprite Tan: Frost, we need to go.
[23:02:41] • @Leo Atlas sits down on the floor
[23:02:45] ~Frost: Already?
[23:02:48] ~Frost: What did all of you do!
[23:02:56] ~Princess Trace: "The girl sits down next to him, and leans on his shoulder."
[23:02:59] @Sprite Tan: You look cute, did you do something with you hair? St'ro pick her up we're going.
[23:03:12] ~Frost: What, no i didn't
[23:03:24] • ~Umber St'ro picks up frost
[23:03:28] ~Frost: ....hey!
[23:03:31] ~Frost: put me down!
[23:03:39] ~Frost: You'll mess up my new cloak!
[23:03:39] @Sprite Tan: Open your map while we walk, we need to fine Leo. Please!
[23:03:45] ~Frost: I can walk just fine!
[23:03:48] @Sprite Tan: Frost!
[23:03:49] @Leo Atlas: (Hurry up plot >.<)
[23:03:55] • ~Frost sighs
[23:03:59] • ~Frost opens her map
[23:04:08] ~Frost: what do you need me to find?
[23:04:17] @Sprite Tan: Leo.
[23:04:34] ~Princess Trace: "The map reveals a large YOU ARE HERE dot, and a large, red arrow saying LEO IS HERE!"
[23:04:46] • ~Frost reads the map
[23:04:52] @Sprite Tan: Point the way you glorified compass!
[23:04:53] ~Frost: He's that way
[23:05:03] @Sprite Tan: ...in cute clothes.
[23:05:15] ~Umber St'ro: how expository
[23:05:16] ~Frost: Thank you for noticing!
[23:05:16] • @Sprite Tan walks in that direction.
[23:05:22] • ~Umber St'ro walks with her
[23:05:23] • @Leo Atlas sighs
[23:05:38] • ~Frost guides them with directions
[23:06:15] ~Umber St'ro: By the way frost, I have this sweet book, I'm sure you've never looked at it, not being a monster.
[23:06:19] @Leo Atlas: I might as well introduce ourselves, considing how deep I am into this
[23:06:25] @Leo Atlas: (myself*)
[23:06:37] ~Princess Trace: "The arrive in the barn, and see Leo cuddling the girl, and it's cute."
[23:06:40] ~Princess Trace: *They
[23:06:41] ~Frost: hmmm....
[23:06:47] ~Frost: I'll look at it later
[23:06:57] @Sprite Tan: Thank whoever we worship for the fact that you guys aren't dead.
[23:07:14] ~Frost: Oh my
[23:07:19] ~Frost: What's going on here?
[23:07:22] ~Frost: Who is this girl?
[23:07:26] @Sprite Tan: How are you kid, are you okay still?
[23:07:33] ~Princess Trace: (Leo, you dog, you.)
[23:07:37] ~Frost: Did you guys ruin my chances to go shopping there again?!
[23:07:44] ~Umber St'ro: (oh, go deep baby)
[23:07:47] @Leo Atlas: Well
[23:07:52] @Leo Atlas: She was about to be sacrificed
[23:07:56] @Sprite Tan: No, I'm pretty sure they have no idea it was us.
[23:07:59] ~Princess Trace: "The girl stares at Tan, but doesn't say anything. She does, however, give a thumbs up sign."
[23:08:06] @Sprite Tan: We killed everyone who would have known t least.
[23:08:22] ~Umber St'ro: I'm pretty sure we're fine, I didn't do anything
[23:08:25] ~Frost: ...I have a feeling you all caused a maor disturbance
[23:08:31] ~Frost: and that I will in fact
[23:08:34] • @Sprite Tan takes a seat in front of the girl.
[23:08:35] ~Frost: not be able to shop there
[23:08:49] @Sprite Tan: Do you have anywhere to go that won't throw you back there?
[23:08:52] ~Frost: If the bookstore was not worthless, i would be very upset with you
[23:09:04] ~Frost: Anyway, has this girl introduced herself?
[23:09:09] ~Princess Trace: "The girl looks at the ground, not willing to make eye contact with Tan."
[23:09:21] ~Frost: Also St'ro wold you kindly put me down now
[23:09:22] @Leo Atlas: Apparently not
[23:09:31] • @Sprite Tan gently reaches out and puts a hand on her shoulder.
[23:09:31] ~Frost: Oh, and hand me that book if you would
[23:10:00] @Sprite Tan: Hey it'll be okay, I'll figure something out if you don't have anywhere.
[23:10:23] ~Princess Trace: "The girl looks up and Tan and smiles weakly."
[23:10:36] • ~Umber St'ro puts frost down and hands her the book
[23:10:43] @Sprite Tan: See, now that's a cute smile there!
[23:10:47] • ~Frost thumbs through the book
[23:10:57] @Leo Atlas: (wow Frost
[23:10:58] @Leo Atlas: )
[23:11:04] ~Frost: Let's see if this is any good...
[23:11:07] • @Sprite Tan looks at the girl's apperance
[23:11:12] • ~Frost walks off while reading it
[23:12:21] ~Princess Trace: "The girl is wearing Sprite's clothing over a traditional dress. She has short, brown hair, blue eyes, and a shield on her forehead."
[23:12:42] ~Princess Trace: "A shield mark, smartass."
[23:12:58] ~Princess Trace: "And only some of Tan's clothes, not all of them. I hate you all."
[23:13:40] • ~Frost absentmindedly skims through the book since it was only beginner level magic
[23:14:01] • ~Frost returns in to st'ro.
[23:14:11] ~Princess Trace: "The orc dances for fireball magic is hilarious, that's about all Frost learns."
[23:14:14] ~Frost: it*
[23:14:15] ~Umber St'ro: (oh baby, return it into me)
[23:14:16] ~Frost: fak
[23:14:18] ~Frost: *
[23:14:24] ~Frost: (i hate you so much)
[23:14:52] ~Frost: Wow St'ro, this was some pretty basic stuff
[23:14:56] @Sprite Tan: Okay, cutie. Do you have a name to go by?
[23:15:02] ~Frost: You shouldn't have any trouble with this, I think
[23:15:10] • ~Frost she says ironically
[23:15:25] ~Princess Trace: "The girl opens her mouth as if to say something, then looks depressed and stares back towards the ground."
[23:15:36] • ~Frost turns towards the girl
[23:15:47] ~Frost: So, did she tell us who she was yet?
[23:16:03] @Sprite Tan: Here, do you know your letters? You can write your name in my palm if you do.
[23:16:11] • @Sprite Tan holds hand out palm up
[23:17:04] ~Princess Trace: "The girl shakily reaches towards Tan's hand, and writes what seems to be "Brea" onto Tan's hand with her finger."
[23:17:47] @Sprite Tan: Brea?
[23:17:58] ~Princess Trace: "The girl nods vigorously."
[23:18:11] @Sprite Tan: Okay!
[23:18:17] ~Frost: Brea...that is a pretty name
[23:18:53] ~Princess Trace: "The girl smiles, but loses her brightness quickly and turns into Leo's shoulder, shaking lightly."
[23:19:13] ~Frost: I wonder why they were trying to sacrifice her
[23:19:40] @Leo Atlas: Maybe the mark on her head? Or was that because they wanted to sacrifice her?
[23:19:55] ~Princess Trace: (Leo wonders if the chicken or the egg came first.)
[23:20:07] @Sprite Tan: Well, I wouldn't know... and I don't want to ask her.
[23:20:07] ~Frost: What an interesting mark....
[23:20:12] • ~Frost observes it more closely
[23:20:27] @Leo Atlas: (basically)
[23:20:30] ~Frost: (does she know what it is? find out next time on the next episode of "dice roll")
[23:21:00] ~Princess Trace: "Frost uses her Wizardly Eyes to look at the mark, and discovers it is clearly some sort of strange magic she's not familar with. However, it's clearly not mundane."
[23:21:17] @Sprite Tan: Is it something bad?
[23:21:19] ~Frost: Wow, this looks.....
[23:21:22] ~Frost: Strange
[23:21:31] ~Frost: I've never seen anything like this before
[23:21:48] @Sprite Tan: It's probably a local cult magic?
[23:21:59] @Leo Atlas: Never seen before is very bad
[23:22:03] ~Frost: That's not an unreasonable assumption
[23:22:11] ~Princess Trace: (The RP is on pause do to battling, so Leo doesn't have to multitask.)
[23:22:41] ~Frost: Would you mind if I studied it a little closer, miss?

Pre-Brea Leo

(Princess Trace was forcibly renamed to RM by Princess Trace.)
(Invalid was forcibly renamed to Umber St'ro by Invalid.)
(Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by RM.)
(SheaChan was forcibly renamed to Fuckers by RM.)
[21:19:05] ~Frost: (after much procrastination, ! have finished my work!)
[21:19:08] ~Frost: (....kinda)
(Fuckers was forcibly renamed to Sprite Tan by RM.)
[21:19:17] @Sprite Tan: (thanks)
[21:19:30] ~RM: (Ready check.)
[21:19:33] @Sprite Tan: (Ready!)
[21:19:34] @Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[21:19:40] ~Frost: (ready!)
[21:19:47] @Leo Atlas: (Ready, but I migfht go randomly afk a lot)
[21:19:47] ~Umber St'ro: (el ready-o)
[21:20:00] ~RM: (Is this a bad night for you, leo?)
[21:20:09] @Leo Atlas: (Nah, it's fine)
[21:20:13] ~RM: (Alright.)
[21:20:15] @Sprite Tan: (Okay)
[21:22:24] ~RM: "Last episode on 'Giant Pink Umber St'ro and Four Other Things to Laugh at Before You Die', our heroes interupt an ancient ritual by saving Brea, and then she adorably clings to Leo. Meanwhile, Frost was being a Butch from Team Rocket. Also, Umber St'ro learned magic. Our heroes met up at a barn where Frost is asking Brea if she can touch her -special spot- forehead mark."
[21:22:58] ~Frost: 9"Frost was being a Butch from Team Rocket")
[21:23:06] ~Frost: (you say this every intro, I swear)
[21:23:16] @Sprite Tan: (oh Frost!~ Touching her special spot like that...)
[21:23:20] ~RM: (You were being a Butch from Team Rocket, what else do you want me to say?)
[21:23:25] ~RM: (XD)
[21:23:44] @Leo Atlas: (it's true. You almost stopped the plot)
[21:23:52] ~RM: (This guy gets it.)
[21:23:53] ~Frost: ("Frost was being a lovely person and making herself more aesthetically pleasing for the sake of the part. What a lovely human being!)
[21:23:59] ~Frost: ")
[21:24:05] ~RM: (So you want me to lie?)
[21:24:08] ~Frost: party*)
[21:24:20] @Sprite Tan: (using all the money she could have spent on proper gear, like a Butch from Team Rocket)
[21:24:23] ~Frost: (what? Where were there any lies in that sentence?)
[21:24:31] ~Frost: (hey, it was my money, Butch from Team Rocket!)
[21:24:37] ~RM: ("What a lovely human being".)
[21:24:47] ~RM: (You're set up to start, princess.)
[21:24:48] ~Frost: ("using all the money she stole from us on soup")
[21:24:59] @Sprite Tan: (It was very nice soup)
[21:25:23] • @Leo Atlas (hasn't spent any money on himself i nthis entire RP)
[21:25:30] @Sprite Tan: (When was the last time YOU guys ate anyhow)
[21:25:34] ~RM: (Frost, you're the one whose set to start.)
[21:25:44] ~Umber St'ro: Is her tongue cut out or something? can someone check?
[21:25:45] ~Frost: Would you mind if I studied this a little closer, miss?
[21:25:55] ~Frost: (oh that would be gruesome)
[21:26:04] ~Frost: (let's not. I don't wanna throw up XD)
[21:26:14] ~Umber St'ro: (well she's mute, it's a concern I've had since last time)
[21:26:21] ~RM: "Brea looks up at Leo, seemingly a little distrustful of the rest of the party."
[21:26:31] • ~Frost turns to leo
[21:26:43] ~Frost: It would seem she wants your opinion?
[21:27:05] @Leo Atlas: Erm...
[21:27:41] @Leo Atlas: It would be helpful if you let Frost study the Bulwurk mark
[21:28:02] ~RM: "Brea nods once at Leo, then turns and does the same to Frost."
[21:28:03] ~Frost: Bulwark mark? Did you come up with that lable on your own?
[21:28:08] • @Sprite Tan sits and watches the plot unfold
[21:28:17] ~Frost: We do not even know if that is what this is for sure
[21:28:30] ~Frost: whatever that means, anyway
[21:28:31] @Leo Atlas: True
[21:28:40] • ~Frost turns back to the girl
[21:28:44] @Leo Atlas: That's why you get to study it and find out its purpose
[21:28:51] ~Frost: Thank you, Brea
[21:29:06] • ~Frost touches her hand to Brea's forehead and closes her eyes, focusing
[21:30:10] ~RM: "Frost feels a strange warding power in the mark, but it seems to be dormant. The seal is rather strong besides that and seems to be preventing magical interference with it."
[21:30:32] • ~Frost pulls her hand away
[21:30:39] @Leo Atlas: Anythign Frost?
[21:30:40] ~Frost: It would seem as though this is a seal
[21:30:44] @Leo Atlas: (Truck spelling)
[21:30:58] @Sprite Tan: (Truck. seals)
[21:31:01] ~RM: (There's an adorable aquatic mammal on her forehead!)
[21:31:10] ~Frost: (seal*)
[21:31:16] ~Frost: (fak XD)
[21:31:20] ~Umber St'ro: (maybe the rock will absorb it if it's a curse)
[21:31:55] @Sprite Tan: (it's worth a try)
[21:32:13] @Leo Atlas: (Oh no! Aquatic mammals!)
[21:32:23] ~Frost: It seems to be preventing magic from interacting with it
[21:32:30] ~Frost: Even if I knew how, I could not remove it myself
[21:32:57] @Leo Atlas: ...Fantastic
[21:33:07] ~Frost: (invalid you're the one with the rock)
[21:33:10] ~Frost: (you bring it up)
[21:33:39] ~Umber St'ro: maybe this will help
[21:33:42] • ~Umber St'ro pulls out the rock
[21:33:55] ~Frost: Oh!
[21:34:26] ~Frost: But that stone redirects curses. If she tries to use it and it actually does work, what's going to happen to the mark?
[21:35:14] @Sprite Tan: ... end up on one of us...
[21:35:15] ~Umber St'ro: Well, it would get rid of it wouldn't it. If it is a curse after all.
[21:35:28] @Sprite Tan: But it redirects them.
[21:35:39] ~Frost: (^^^^^)
[21:35:43] ~Umber St'ro: (are there animals in this barn?)
[21:35:47] @Sprite Tan: (dummy)
[21:35:50] ~Frost: (oh you're a dick)
[21:35:55] @Leo Atlas: (I think it's empty)
[21:35:56] ~Frost: (ANIMAL CRUELTY)
[21:36:03] @Leo Atlas: (Better thna human cruelty)
[21:36:06] @Leo Atlas: *than*)
[21:36:08] @Leo Atlas: ()
[21:36:11] ~Umber St'ro: (but it's a Bull wurk)
[21:36:22] • ~Frost (facepalms)
[21:36:36] • @Sprite Tan (also facepalms)
[21:36:53] ~RM: "There are currently no animals in this barn, thus the horrible, horrible thing St'ro is suggesting is a bit more difficult.'
[21:36:59] • ~Umber St'ro (puts his hand in front of Frost's face so it's a high five instead)
[21:37:05] ~Frost: Maybe if we could find something or someone else to take this curse for her?
[21:37:19] • ~Frost (bites his finger and draws blood)
[21:37:20] @Sprite Tan: But wouldn't that be the same?
[21:37:29] ~Umber St'ro: well that seems a bit redundant
[21:37:32] @Sprite Tan: If you put it on another person...
[21:37:40] @Sprite Tan: They'd just have the same problem.
[21:37:42] ~Frost: None of us, of course
[21:37:48] @Leo Atlas: Although
[21:37:55] @Leo Atlas: We don't actually know what the mark does
[21:38:05] ~Frost: Not only that
[21:38:14] ~Frost: We do not even know if the stone will do anything
[21:38:20] @Leo Atlas: True
[21:38:25] @Leo Atlas: Although it's worth trying
[21:38:38] ~Umber St'ro: not if it just transfers it to someone
[21:38:55] @Sprite Tan: Yeah... Okay. We could always just destroy the temple right? It's the priests there who do this whole thing isn't it?
[21:38:57] ~Umber St'ro: we'd be risking some sort of cataclysm for the chance to transfer a curse
[21:39:06] ~Frost: If it is someone of little consequence to us, I have no qualms St'ro
[21:39:20] @Leo Atlas: Sprite, we don't have enough dynamite
[21:39:26] ~Frost: (or any)
[21:39:29] ~Umber St'ro: so are we doing it to leo then?
[21:39:51] ~RM: (Why do I get yelled at for calling you a cold hearted Butch from Team Rocket if you're sacrificing random civillians? xD)
[21:39:51] @Leo Atlas: >.>
[21:39:59] @Leo Atlas: ()
[21:40:00] @Sprite Tan: Well, we could clear out the inside of the temple...
[21:40:08] @Leo Atlas: (Thanks Invalid, I appreciate it)
[21:40:09] ~Frost: (XP)
[21:40:21] ~Umber St'ro: the thing is, what point is there in trying to save a stranger if we're just going to sacrifice another.
[21:40:40] ~Frost: ....we could try kidnapping a guard to use as a guinea pig?
[21:40:50] ~Umber St'ro: actually, that's a great idea
[21:40:57] ~Frost: If we cornered one on his own, he would be an easy target
[21:41:03] @Sprite Tan: I suppose. Do you think we could kidnap a full grown man unnoticed?
[21:41:13] @Leo Atlas: Maybe
[21:41:14] ~Frost: I could try incapacitating him
[21:41:25] @Leo Atlas: You'd end up killing him Frost
[21:41:35] ~Frost: I could attempt a sleeping spell
[21:41:43] @Sprite Tan: We don't know that for sure.... could we use a peanut?
[21:41:44] ~RM: "The dice mock Frost."
[21:41:56] ~Umber St'ro: I say we get a guard, at this point I don't consider them to be worth saving.
[21:41:59] ~Frost: (Truck the dice!)
[21:42:00] @Leo Atlas: I have a feeling that wouldn't work. at all.
[21:42:27] ~Frost: Oh! The peanut may actually be a good idea...
[21:42:42] ~Frost: If we approached the guard while being that small
[21:42:45] @Sprite Tan: So... who has a peanut?
[21:42:48] ~Frost: and then tried to transfer the mark
[21:42:54] ~Frost: He would not even know what happened!
[21:43:09] @Sprite Tan: Girly, I meant for the guard to be shrunk.
[21:43:32] ~Frost: How on earth are we supposed to just get him to eat one?
[21:43:42] @Sprite Tan: Hmm.
[21:43:55] @Leo Atlas: We could have umber sit on him until he falls unconcious
[21:43:56] ~Frost: If we did it my way, we could try this without even being noticed
[21:44:04] ~Frost: As if he wouldn't scream, Leo
[21:44:15] @Leo Atlas: Details, details
[21:44:26] ~Frost: Then we are swarmed by his companions.
[21:44:30] @Leo Atlas: true
[21:44:39] ~Frost: Details are imprtant
[21:44:40] @Sprite Tan: I could punch him in the face and hope he doesn't die. Then we could feed him the peanut.
[21:44:49] ~Frost: Again, we make a scene
[21:45:04] ~Frost: You cannot just hope to solve things loudly and violently without being noticed
[21:45:44] @Sprite Tan: If we are gonna cause a scene anyhow I say we storm the temple.
[21:45:48] ~Umber St'ro: fake peanuts, a snake oil salesman routine, and a real peanut as soon as the guard shows up.
[21:45:56] ~Frost: We would be outnumbered at the temple
[21:46:15] @Sprite Tan: When has that stopped us before, magic pants?
[21:46:31] @Leo Atlas: When we actually had a way to escape.
[21:46:34] ~Frost: Before we have always ran after as little fighting as possibler
[21:47:01] ~Umber St'ro: so, I'll just repeat myself. Fake peanuts, a snake oil salesman routine, and a real peanut as soon as the guard shows up.
[21:47:12] • ~Frost sighs
[21:47:15] ~Frost: Try whatever you wish
[21:47:21] @Sprite Tan: Why fake peanuts? Why not just regular ones?
[21:47:33] @Leo Atlas: I suppose Invalid's idea is worth trying
[21:47:38] ~Umber St'ro: because we don't want to shrink the first few people who try it.
[21:47:54] @Sprite Tan: (Oooooooooh, Leooooo you done fucked up)
[21:47:57] ~Frost: And people aren't going to notice a fully grown man suddenly shrinking before their eyes?
[21:48:04] @Sprite Tan: (Calling him Invalid)
[21:48:34] @Leo Atlas: (What are you talking about? I totally said st'ro)
[21:48:51] @Sprite Tan: Well, we'd just have to get him out of the way.
[21:48:59] ~Frost: If WE were the ones who shrank, he would be alarmed by the sudden appearance of the mark, but he would also not be able to see who placed it upon him!
[21:49:16] @Leo Atlas: We would also probably be stepped on
[21:49:18] ~Umber St'ro: we'll tell people that the peanuts cause you to be invisible at some point in the day, but it takes a different amount of time for different people
[21:49:39] @Sprite Tan: It would take us forever to get there as well, if we were tiny.
[21:49:42] ~Umber St'ro: the guard will just be the one it works best for to them
[21:49:59] @Leo Atlas: Ok
[21:50:01] @Leo Atlas: and
[21:50:01] ~Frost: So we would shrink when we were as close to him as possible without being noticed
[21:50:20] ~Frost: it is not as if we have to do this entire process while small
[21:50:23] @Leo Atlas: What are we gonna do with Brea during this whole endeavor?
[21:50:23] ~RM: (I swear to God, I want 'what would umber st'ro do' bracelet.)
[21:50:29] @Leo Atlas: (OMG YES)
[21:50:34] ~Frost: (XD)
[21:50:35] @Leo Atlas: (MAIL ME ONE)
[21:50:42] @Sprite Tan: Can't we shrink things by rubbing the nuts on them>
[21:50:58] @Sprite Tan: Didn't St'ro do that for a weapon when I was tiny?
[21:51:00] ~Umber St'ro: (tan wants to tea bag the guards)
[21:51:20] @Leo Atlas: Yes, he did if I recall
[21:51:23] ~Umber St'ro: I did, but I don't think we need to
[21:51:24] @Sprite Tan: (Truck you)
[21:51:30] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[21:51:53] @Sprite Tan: it would be easier that having him ingest it, if we went for that route of action.
[21:51:58] @Leo Atlas: We should get this show on the road
[21:52:18] @Sprite Tan: I doubt the magic crystal would shrink with us, given it's unique propeties.
[21:52:21] ~Frost: Leo, the girl must be the one who uses the stone
[21:52:36] @Leo Atlas: I see
[21:52:44] @Sprite Tan: Um, we could put her in my clothes and tie her hair up?
[21:52:50] ~Frost: She is the one who carries the "curse"
[21:52:58] ~Umber St'ro: well, everything shrinks with us, the magic crystal might be the one thing that doesn't
[21:53:08] ~Umber St'ro: everything of tan's got small when she ate a peanut.
[21:53:22] @Leo Atlas: (Fortunately)
[21:53:31] @Sprite Tan: (goddamit Leo)
[21:53:37] ~Umber St'ro: (not into naked 3 inch tall sprites?)
[21:53:45] ~Frost: (didn't it change with the spider when it turned to metal?)
[21:53:53] @Leo Atlas: (It did)
[21:53:58] ~Frost: (zing)
[21:54:14] @Leo Atlas: (I think. You're relying on my memory)
[21:54:28] @Sprite Tan: (^)
[21:54:31] ~Frost: (fine. Did it, Queeny?)
[21:54:54] @Leo Atlas: (Thanks Shea >.> 'preciate the support)
[21:54:55] @Sprite Tan: (God Leo, it's death if we get stepped on. And it's not like 3 inches isn'tthat unnoticable)
[21:54:56] ~Umber St'ro: well, before we start any of these crazy schemes, let's see if the crystal does anything to the mark.
[21:55:04] @Sprite Tan: (*Frost whoops)
[21:55:09] @Sprite Tan: (Sorry leo)
[21:55:12] ~Frost: How exactly can we test that?
[21:55:25] ~Umber St'ro: transfer it to leo, he's the closest to her.
[21:55:30] ~RM: (It did.)
[21:55:32] ~Frost: (she I already said we'd do it when we got close to him)
[21:55:32] @Leo Atlas: I hate you
[21:55:37] ~Umber St'ro: and then we'll transfer it from him to someone else.
[21:55:43] ~Frost: (we wouldn't fucking be walking all the way there mini sized XD)
[21:55:44] • @Leo Atlas sighs
[21:55:47] @Leo Atlas: Fine
[21:55:51] @Leo Atlas: Do it
[21:56:04] ~Frost: I see no reason to think that the crystal wouldn't shrink. It was effected when the spider used magic on itself.
[21:56:36] ~RM: "Brea stands up suddenly, and spreads her arms protectively in front of Leo. She shakes her head strongly, and her hands begin to glow white."
[21:56:55] ~Umber St'ro: (aww love)
[21:56:57] @Sprite Tan: Hmm, well transfer it to me then for the test.
[21:57:09] ~Umber St'ro: wait a minute
[21:57:13] ~Frost: That girl! It looks like....she's using magic?
[21:57:18] ~Umber St'ro: what if we just had her eat a silver berry?
[21:57:26] @Leo Atlas: We ran out, didn't we?
[21:57:31] ~Umber St'ro: no, I have more
[21:57:40] ~Frost: (why are you talking when she's fucking glowing XD)
[21:57:40] @Sprite Tan: Oh, that might.... fix everything about this thing.
[21:57:49] @Leo Atlas: Well, let's try it
[21:57:50] • @Sprite Tan waves hand at the girl
[21:57:50] ~Umber St'ro: (because magic is common place)
[21:58:03] • ~Umber St'ro hands a berry to leo
[21:58:09] ~Frost: (yes, and clearly the fact that she's using it in his direction isn't relevant)
[21:58:09] @Sprite Tan: (silly sheltered rich girl)
[21:58:27] @Leo Atlas: (Lol we're just ignoring Frost)
[21:58:29] ~Umber St'ro: (she's not)
[21:58:31] ~Frost: (I guess it's so common place if she set you all on fire you'd still be talking about stupid random shit XD)
[21:58:38] @Sprite Tan: (Because she's not aiming it at leo)
[21:58:47] ~RM: (she's not using it in his direction, she's facing away from leo and towards the rest of you.)
[21:58:53] ~Umber St'ro: (she's just brandishing her powers to tell us not to Truck with leo)
[21:58:58] @Sprite Tan: (^)
[21:59:07] ~Frost: (either way you didn't comment on it at all XD)
[21:59:15] • @Leo Atlas get's Brea's attention
[21:59:37] ~RM: "Brea turns her head back towards Leo."
[21:59:46] ~Umber St'ro: (well since you commented on it, we know now, so it's settled, it's like saying, oh my god she's white!)
[21:59:56] @Sprite Tan: (omg is she white)
[22:00:06] @Sprite Tan: (jk)
[22:00:10] @Leo Atlas: (She's a Sprite)
[22:00:15] @Leo Atlas: (I think)
[22:00:19] @Leo Atlas: Here, eat this, we think it might negate the mark's powers
[22:00:33] • @Leo Atlas hands Brea the berry
[22:00:42] • ~Frost raises an eyebrow
[22:00:44] @Sprite Tan: (I'm pretty sure I would notice..... right?)
[22:00:53] ~Frost: (^)
[22:00:58] @Sprite Tan: (if she was a sprite and all)
[22:01:19] ~Umber St'ro: (if this was all we had to do the whole time, then we're the worst party of heros ever)
[22:01:37] ~Frost: (I blame you. The rock was your idea)
[22:01:50] @Leo Atlas: (Not necessarily. At least the girl is still alive. and we killed a boss {Somehow...})
[22:01:56] ~Frost: (also we are the worst regardless of whether this works or not)
[22:02:05] ~Umber St'ro: (true)
[22:02:15] ~Frost: (we all knew that already)
[22:02:17] ~RM: "Brea stares at the berry for a moment, then up at Leo, smiles, and eats the berry. Upon ingesting the berry, Brea glows silver for a brief moment. The mark starts to fade, then glows violently, pulsing outward, knocking everyone in the room over. The berry seems to have done nothing else, the mark remains."
[22:02:32] @Leo Atlas: Ow....
[22:02:36] ~Frost: oohf
[22:02:39] @Leo Atlas: So
[22:02:43] ~Frost: (brb in a sec)
[22:03:13] ~RM: (Pausing.)
[22:03:34] @Leo Atlas: (Well. that was unexpected.)
[22:03:55] ~Frost: (back)
[22:04:02] ~Frost: ouch....
[22:04:06] ~RM: (Unpaused.)
[22:04:25] ~Frost: What in the world is that thing?
[22:04:29] @Leo Atlas: Hmm, the seal seems to be reinforced against negating magics.
[22:04:45] @Leo Atlas: Are you ok Brea?
[22:04:49] ~Frost: (leo the non magical mercenary knows this!)
[22:04:59] ~Frost: ()
[22:05:02] @Leo Atlas: (I know about magic. Just not how to use it.)
[22:05:14] ~Umber St'ro: well, that was a great use of a berry, getting knocked on my Nas
[22:05:20] ~RM: (He's said this before. xD)
[22:05:38] ~Frost: (excuuuuuusee meeee princess!)
[22:06:11] @Leo Atlas: (Pay better attention Frost)
[22:06:13] ~Umber St'ro: so what's the consensus on whether the black heart is real?
[22:06:16] • ~Frost picks herself up off the ground
[22:06:17] ~RM: "Brea looks embarassed for a minute, and runs over to Leo, concern evident on her face."
[22:06:21] ~Umber St'ro: or have you guys even heard of it yet?
[22:06:23] ~Frost: Black heart?
[22:06:31] • @Sprite Tan sits up slowly
[22:06:31] @Leo Atlas: Nope. What is it?
[22:06:34] ~Frost: (do I know what it is?)
[22:06:40] @Sprite Tan: Pheeeew, that was something.
[22:06:40] ~Umber St'ro: (shouldn't)
[22:06:41] @Leo Atlas: (Sounds like a boss monster)
[22:06:41] ~Frost: (I wasn't there when they talked about it)
[22:06:48] ~RM: "No one but st'ro heard this story."
[22:06:49] @Sprite Tan: Frost? Should you check her mark again?
[22:07:01] ~Umber St'ro: well here's how I heard it,
[22:07:13] ~Frost: I guess I don't see the harm in checking again
[22:07:25] ~Frost: Would you be alright with that another time, Brea?
[22:08:04] ~RM: "The girl looks at Leo, clearly upset she knocked him aside. She shakes her head. She's not willing to have to mark tested further for now."
[22:08:21] ~Frost: I see.....
[22:08:23] • ~Frost shrugs
[22:08:30] • @Leo Atlas gets to his feet.
[22:08:34] ~Umber St'ro: the bulwurk is a mark left on her to tell the villagers that she needs to be "transcended" to another realm. I suspect they're just feeding her to some monster or killing her. There is a creature, or person, called the Black Heart. Maybe. and if they don't sacrifice her, it will wreak havok on the city.
[22:08:58] ~Umber St'ro: also, if the mark has to do with the Black Heart, if you keep touching it, he might just pop out of it.
[22:09:05] ~Umber St'ro: or she.
[22:09:07] ~Frost: That sounds ridiculous
[22:09:21] ~Umber St'ro: I agree, but would you like her to die because we weren't sure?
[22:09:37] ~Frost: She is not comfortable with me trying anyway
[22:09:49] ~Frost: so what does that matter?
[22:10:16] @Leo Atlas: Well
[22:10:23] @Leo Atlas: Are we gonna try our original plan?
[22:10:36] ~Umber St'ro: well, if they're right, we're insuring that there's going to be a bigger monster in town than we've ever seen before.
[22:10:36] @Leo Atlas: (Or like our third? I lost count.)
[22:11:05] @Leo Atlas: Hmm, I dunno.
[22:11:11] ~Umber St'ro: well, actually, I don't know how big, but it's scary, Tan saw me trying to immitate it with illusion magic.
[22:11:20] ~RM: (which plan would that be? also, i lost a shift key. for the sake of fast information sending, don't expect caps.)
[22:11:23] ~Frost: You were able to use illusion magic?
[22:11:34] ~Frost: So you actually did learn something from that book
[22:11:40] @Leo Atlas: I think priests are just using it as an excuse to draw money out of people.
[22:11:47] @Leo Atlas: But it might not be worth risking
[22:11:58] ~Umber St'ro: I had tentacles and I was dark grey, I'd say I'm shaping up to be a real Wizard
[22:12:00] @Leo Atlas: (many look at al lthe stuff we're doing trace )
[22:12:08] • ~Frost raises an eyebrow
[22:12:17] ~Frost: Well, I wish you luck in your magical endeavors
[22:12:17] @Leo Atlas: (Man* all*)
[22:12:37] ~RM: (Tons of stuff, i know.)
[22:12:38] • ~Umber St'ro attempts to illusion himself to look like the sacrificial girl.
[22:12:59] ~Frost: (wait)
[22:13:08] ~Frost: (if you rolled to say I knew everything in those books)
[22:13:14] ~Frost: (Shouldn't I be able to do this shit?)
[22:13:24] ~RM: "Umber St'ro turn into a rather iffy copy of the girl. she's too tall, her hair is too long, and she looks to be too old.'
[22:13:41] ~Umber St'ro: ha, see, this is exactly what I was going for.
[22:13:50] ~Umber St'ro: now I can seduce us up a guard.
[22:14:00] ~Frost: (brb again)
[22:14:12] @Leo Atlas: You
[22:14:15] • @Sprite Tan bashes herself upon the face with her palm
[22:14:20] ~RM: (He has to roll to see how bad he fucks... OMG how?)
[22:14:36] • @Leo Atlas doesn't even know what do say
[22:15:09] @Sprite Tan: If you're willing to do that St'ro, I can't say I'm against it.
[22:15:15] ~RM: "Brea looks rather confused at this time."
[22:15:20] @Sprite Tan: You might be the best for the job actually.
[22:15:36] ~Umber St'ro: well, you're going to knock him out before anything serious happens right?
[22:15:49] ~RM: (uh, let's keep in mind that umber st'ro wasn't wearing pants.)
[22:16:37] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, definitely
[22:16:54] @Leo Atlas: (Suuuure we will Invalid)
[22:17:01] ~RM: (umber does have a huge piece of copper armor and a cloak. and still no pants.)
[22:17:17] ~Umber St'ro: (Invalid doesn't care, umber st'ro does, he'll RP all the guard sex you want)
[22:18:35] ~Umber St'ro: well any objections, if not I'm heading to town
[22:18:47] ~Umber St'ro: (waits for frost to inevitably object)
[22:19:29] @Sprite Tan: Well, St'ro. I suppose we should find you something to wear.
[22:19:42] @Leo Atlas: Probably a good idea
[22:20:12] @Sprite Tan: Before Leo here runs gets some strange idea.
[22:20:13] ~Umber St'ro: this cloak will fit around me won't it, I can show skin easier without anything under it
[22:20:19] ~RM: (nobody cares about nudity. ^^)
[22:20:40] ~Frost: How obscene!
[22:20:47] • ~Umber St'ro tries to wrap up in the cloak
[22:20:49] @Leo Atlas: Thanks Sprite, I appreciate your confidence in me.
[22:20:51] • @Leo Atlas glares
[22:20:53] ~Frost: So, you aim to ruin the reputation of two young ladies?
[22:21:13] @Sprite Tan: Two?
[22:21:19] ~Umber St'ro: who's reputation would I be ruining exactly?
[22:21:20] ~Frost: Mine was first
[22:21:25] ~Frost: And now this girls
[22:21:34] ~Frost: girl's*
[22:21:34] ~Umber St'ro: I don't even look like her
[22:21:41] ~Umber St'ro: I look more like her sister
[22:21:51] @Sprite Tan: Indeed.
[22:21:52] ~Frost: ...I suppose that is true
[22:22:09] @Sprite Tan: So uh, what if she has a sister?
[22:22:20] @Sprite Tan: Who looks like this?
[22:22:43] ~Umber St'ro: only one guard is going to know what's happening anyway
[22:22:45] ~RM: '' umber st'ro is able to conceal most of his body above the knee. "
[22:23:07] ~Umber St'ro: hmm, so, I think I need shoes
[22:23:21] ~Umber St'ro: frost, you have sexy new shoes on, can I wear your old ones?
[22:23:57] ~Frost: .....
[22:24:00] • ~Frost thinks it over
[22:24:34] ~Umber St'ro: or I could stay here and watch your face while I flash you over and over
[22:25:02] ~Frost: ...don't be an idiot
[22:25:14] ~Frost: Fine. But only because you complimented me new ones
[22:25:25] @Leo Atlas: (You sound like a pirate)
[22:25:43] ~Umber St'ro: a compliment well earned
[22:25:55] • ~Umber St'ro holds out her hand for the old shoes
[22:26:00] • ~Frost hands him her old shoes
[22:26:08] ~Frost: I still like these, so don't ruin them!
[22:26:22] • ~Umber St'ro puts the shoes on
[22:26:27] ~Umber St'ro: don't worry about it
[22:26:35] ~Frost: (will they even fit him?)
[22:26:47] @Leo Atlas: So, are we all going back into town, or are we splitting into groups again?
[22:26:47] ~RM: (argh, don't soil me shoes with your umber sweat. and until the spell fails.)
[22:26:58] @Sprite Tan: So, Leo. How is it, being surrounded by ladies?
[22:26:59] • ~Umber St'ro goes into town to look for an isolated guard.
[22:27:13] ~Frost: We should wait for him
[22:27:21] ~Frost: All of you are wanted in that town, most likely
[22:27:39] ~Frost: Our best bet is to hope his lewd plan succeeds.
[22:27:56] @Sprite Tan: Hoho, I want to hear about this when he get's back.
[22:28:02] ~RM: "the best st'ro can do is find a group of three guards talking to one another. all are male."
[22:28:06] @Leo Atlas: Sprite, much of my travels have been me alone, so I'm still getting used to being surrounded by people. This is not much different.
[22:28:25] @Sprite Tan: Ah, true, true.
[22:28:26] @Leo Atlas: (Many of my travels? Truck grammar)
[22:28:30] • ~Frost scoffs
[22:29:06] • ~Umber St'ro looks at the guard that looks like he gets laid the least
[22:29:08] ~Umber St'ro: hey, are you new, I haven't seen you around before
[22:29:17] ~Frost: (oh wow, good plan)
[22:29:52] ~Frost: (oh shit. I should have given him the charm thingy from the bag so we could watch)
[22:30:00] ~Frost: (that would have been hilarious.)
[22:30:07] ~RM: "a younger looker guard steps forward from the two of his companions for a moment. 'yes, i just joined the guard last week! how did you know?"
[22:30:10] @Sprite Tan: (dammit)
[22:30:21] ~Frost: (it'd be like medieval porn XD)
[22:30:38] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[22:30:46] @Sprite Tan: (but to our characters it would just be porn)
[22:30:51] ~Umber St'ro: like I said, I haven't noticed you, but actually if not for that I'd have figured you'd been with the guard for a long time with those muscles.
[22:30:54] ~Frost: (I can already see her reaction)
[22:31:06] @Leo Atlas: (Whose?)
[22:31:13] ~Frost: (..."alright, that's enough! *turns the map off*)
[22:31:17] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[22:31:42] ~Frost: (I wish I had thought of that sooner DX)
[22:31:47] @Sprite Tan: ("Girl! What are you doing? I was watching that!")
[22:31:48] ~RM: "The guard blushes for a moment. 'Ah, well, thanks for saying that. I do work out quite a bit.' He earns some laughter from his companions."
[22:31:51] ~Frost: (now we just get to sit around and do nothing)
[22:32:11] @Leo Atlas: (I could bust out my sax and jazz up the barn )
[22:32:28] ~Frost: (Queeny, make things more shippy between leo and mutey for my entertainment!)
[22:32:35] ~Umber St'ro: oh, well maybe you can help me with something, it's too embarrassing to talk about to these two because I think they know my family.
[22:32:37] @Sprite Tan: A passing patrol might hear it.... if they even do that?
[22:32:54] ~Frost: ()
[22:33:01] @Sprite Tan: *()
[22:33:01] ~Frost: (>.>)
[22:33:04] @Sprite Tan: (dammit)
[22:33:05] @Leo Atlas: (that's why I haven't done it yet)
[22:33:15] @Leo Atlas: (I have some sense occasionally)
[22:33:36] @Sprite Tan: (you could play a game with Brea)
[22:33:46] ~Umber St'ro: (btw gnome, I still like you and all, I just think it's fun to make St'ro not like Leo)
[22:33:47] ~RM: "Uh, right, of course. Well, if that's the case, let's break from them for a moment.' He waves his friends away, and they, with a little effort on the man's part, leave."
[22:34:02] @Leo Atlas: (I kidna figured it out. It makes sense too)
[22:34:10] ~Frost: (Quuueeeennnnnyyyy)
[22:34:23] ~RM: (Fjuck, man.)
[22:34:37] ~Frost: (before he gets back I want things to get shippy in here dammit!)
[22:34:50] ~Umber St'ro: well, I just wanted to welcome you to the guard, and thank you for keeping me safe
[22:34:57] • ~Umber St'ro flashes a little skin
[22:35:04] ~Frost: (ohsnap!)
[22:35:04] ~RM: "Brea sits down next to Leo and tries to cuddle under his arm. She seems worried about the sudden change of events in her life."
[22:35:14] ~Frost: (yyyeeeeeeeeesssssssssss)
[22:35:22] @Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[22:35:31] ~Frost: (quick shea, have Tan lead me away to give them "privacy")
[22:35:49] ~Umber St'ro: (she's 12)
[22:35:53] @Sprite Tan: (she;s 12)
[22:36:05] ~Frost: (12 was like 24 back then)
[22:36:08] ~RM: "The guard is clearly flustered, but tries to play it off all cool like. 'Uh, thank you for the compliment, ma'am."
[22:36:10] ~Frost: (you only live to be 40!)
[22:36:10] ~Umber St'ro: (but go ahead, kingtrace has always wanted to be a loli sex toy)
[22:36:21] @Sprite Tan: Hey Girly. Wanna go hang out outside? I think we're making Brea uncomfortable.
[22:36:27] ~Frost: (also I figured gnome is too much of a prude anyway)
[22:36:37] @Leo Atlas: (I suppose I have no say in this)
[22:36:37] ~Frost: (I just wanted to make his character uncomfortable)
[22:36:49] ~Frost: Oh...well if you say so'
[22:36:53] • ~Frost follows her out
[22:36:57] ~Umber St'ro: well, we can do whatever you want tonight, wanna come back to my place?
[22:37:39] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TrZFxhrPUI )
[22:38:02] @Leo Atlas: (Oh shit, now I need to learn how to play carelss whisper)
[22:38:04] ~RM: " 'Absolutely! In fact, I'll go right now!' "
[22:38:06] @Leo Atlas: (carelss*)
[22:38:13] @Leo Atlas: (CARELESS*)
[22:38:25] @Leo Atlas: (Christ, I cna't spell when I'm sick)
[22:38:29] • @Sprite Tan sits against the side of the barn.
[22:38:49] ~Frost: (pshaw.)
[22:38:52] ~Frost: (that little Butch from Team Rocket would totes be creeping on the action, wouldn't she?)
[22:38:56] ~RM: "Brea sees the other party members leave and sighs, content with being with Leo and feeling safe, for the moment. She leans against him and closes her eyes."
[22:38:58] • ~Umber St'ro leads the guard to the barn
[22:39:35] ~Umber St'ro: (pulling him by his hand*)
[22:39:37] @Leo Atlas: (You two should get ready to knock out this guard ._.)
[22:39:57] ~Frost: (GDI NO INVALID. NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED BETWEEN THEM YET!)
[22:40:21] ~Frost: (WHEN WILL WE GET ANOTHER CHANCE LIKE THIS?!)
[22:40:32] • @Leo Atlas sits, and leans against the wall of the barn
[22:40:39] ~RM: "The guard was led along with no issues happening, up until they reached the barn. 'Hold, there are two strange women in front of this building. Do you know them?"
[22:40:44] ~Frost: (also if any of you thought "Frost" was anything like me, this is the part where I proved all of you wrong XD)
[22:41:10] ~Frost: ....that doesn't look good
[22:41:15] ~Umber St'ro: well they were interested in you too, I told them they could ask you theirselves if you came back with me
[22:41:26] • @Sprite Tan waves to the guardand winks.
[22:41:27] • ~Frost whispers angirly
[22:41:30] ~Frost: how dare he!
[22:41:37] • @Sprite Tan whisper
[22:41:43] @Sprite Tan: Look flirty girly.
[22:41:52] ~Frost: but... I don't even....
[22:41:54] • ~Frost sighs
[22:42:04] • ~Frost awkwardly tries to be sexy
[22:42:18] ~Umber St'ro: (too cute)
[22:42:19] @Leo Atlas: (God, Shea never misses a chance to torment your character)
[22:42:23] ~RM: "The guard is taken aback by this news, and seems very excited about it. 'That sounds fantastic!' He follows st'ro up with no further complaints."
[22:42:27] @Sprite Tan: (Nope, never)
[22:42:41] ~Frost: (Truck you XD)
[22:43:16] • ~Umber St'ro walks into the barn holding his hand on the way in
[22:43:22] • @Leo Atlas (High fives Shea)
[22:43:34] • ~Frost follows behind, evidently furious
[22:43:50] @Leo Atlas: (Are we gonna knock out the guard? If so, how?)
[22:43:56] ~RM: "The guard follows the into the barn and sees the pile of cute that is Leo and Brea. 'Uh, what is this?"
[22:44:00] ~Umber St'ro: this is the horniest guy I've ever seen if anyone wants to Truck him
[22:44:02] ~Umber St'ro: just saying

[22:44:05] • @Sprite Tan kicks the guards in the back of the knee and jumps on him when he falls pinning his arms behind his back.
[22:44:06] • ~Frost begins a sleeping spell
[22:44:12] @Sprite Tan: Sorry. I play rough.
[22:44:18] ~Frost: Hold him still, Tan
[22:44:23] • @Leo Atlas glares at Invalid
[22:44:26] ~Frost: (this should totes increase my chances js)
[22:44:28] @Leo Atlas: (st'ro*)
[22:44:36] ~Frost: (since he can't avoid it)
[22:44:47] @Sprite Tan: (provided I don't fail)
[22:44:52] ~RM: "The guard is panicking but still seems slightly excited, and then falls asleep after Frost's spell takes affect."
[22:44:52] ~Frost: (true)
[22:45:00] @Sprite Tan: (Truck yeah)
[22:45:03] ~Frost: (HOLY SHIT THAT WORKED)
[22:45:11] ~Umber St'ro: so that's what an erection looks like
[22:45:11] @Leo Atlas: (Gratz Frost)
[22:45:12] • ~Frost (high fives shea)
[22:45:15] @Sprite Tan: Truck yeah! Teamwork!
[22:45:32] @Leo Atlas: (I was useless! Again!
[22:45:33] @Leo Atlas: )
[22:45:35] ~Frost: Well then, shall we give it a go?
[22:45:39] • @Sprite Tan gets off the guy.
[22:45:44] ~Frost: Leo, please ask her to use the stone
[22:45:47] ~Frost: (omfg)
[22:45:49] ~Umber St'ro: (• @Sprite Tan gets off the guy.)
[22:45:52] ~Frost: (I read that the wrong way)
[22:45:59] @Sprite Tan: (:3)
[22:46:04] @Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[22:46:04] ~Umber St'ro: (we all did)
[22:46:12] @Leo Atlas: St'ro, give me the stone
[22:46:13] @Sprite Tan: (;3)
[22:46:19] ~Frost: ("uh, Tan. I don't think that was necessary")
[22:46:20] ~RM: "Sprite Tan sucessfully gives the guy the best handj--- I mean, she stands up."
[22:46:27] • ~Umber St'ro hands leo the stone
[22:46:31] ~Frost: (OMFG XD)
[22:46:43] @Leo Atlas: Also, does anyone know how to use this?
[22:46:47] ~Frost: (YOU JUTS MADE ME LAUGH LIKE THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT IN FRONT OF MY ROMMATES)
[22:46:50] @Sprite Tan: (I would have gotten a crit)
[22:47:02] @Sprite Tan: (;>)
[22:47:04] ~Umber St'ro: (you are really the cutest thing ever frost)
[22:47:11] ~Frost: (shut up)
[22:47:31] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[22:47:31] ~Frost: (I love this "episode" already though)
[22:47:45] @Sprite Tan: (We need a beach episode)
[22:47:45] ~RM: "Brea stares at the stone intently, clearly not trusting it. In fact, she seems to be discontent to have it near Leo."
[22:47:47] ~Frost: (I was right to title it "darklord's sexual fantasy" in our call earlier XD)
[22:48:04] ~Frost: (If any of you three remember that anyway)
[22:48:06] @Sprite Tan: (Shit, my legs)
[22:48:09] @Leo Atlas: (Wow >.>)
[22:49:03] • ~Frost sighs
[22:49:09] ~Frost: This girl is quite....disagreeable
[22:49:35] ~Umber St'ro: well her family probably abandoned her, leo is the only person she trusts probably.
[22:49:51] @Sprite Tan: It'll be alright cutie! Leo and us will protect you if something happens, okay!?
[22:50:35] ~Umber St'ro: (sprite just because she's the same size as you doesn't mean you can have sex with her)
[22:50:42] ~RM: "The girl is not content with having Sprite promise her things, and instead looks to leo for confirmation."
[22:50:45] ~Frost: (yeah. That's Leo's job)
[22:50:54] ~Frost: (called it)
[22:50:56] @Leo Atlas: (Shaddap frost)
[22:51:09] ~Frost: ("It's ok Brea, Shea is gentle on virgins)
[22:51:16] ~Frost: (Tan*)
[22:51:18] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[22:51:32] @Sprite Tan: (:3)
[22:51:47] @Leo Atlas: It'll be fine Brea
[22:51:52] ~Frost: ("I would know, when sh-")
[22:52:05] @Leo Atlas: (Truck you Frost)
[22:52:08] @Sprite Tan: (wat)
[22:52:22] ~Frost: (leo was supposed to be saying all of that XD)
[22:52:26] ~RM: (Brea AND Frost? You dog.)
[22:52:38] @Sprite Tan: (Hot damn)
[22:52:40] @Leo Atlas: (I hate you all)
[22:52:54] ~RM: "Brea nods hesitantly, and takes the stone. She waits for instructions."
[22:52:58] ~Frost: (Queeny I was speaking for Leo XD)
[22:52:58] @Sprite Tan: (oh no! Leo is turning into Frost!)
[22:53:22] ~RM: ([22:51] @Leo Atlas: It'll be fine Brea)
[22:53:22] ~Frost: (oshit am I supposed to tell her?!)
[22:53:34] ~Frost: (ummmmm)
[22:53:36] @Leo Atlas: (His hatred for everything diffuses into me)
[22:53:41] • ~Frost (bullshits some instructions)
[22:53:43] &steel dragons: (hey guys, only 7 minutes until noms are due)
[22:53:51] @Leo Atlas: (Noms?)
[22:54:04] &steel dragons: (nominations for tiers)
[22:54:05] ~Umber St'ro: (yes, it's a fixed deadline, that's wha deadlines are)
[22:54:10] ~Frost: Alright. Have her stand in front of the guard and concentrate on the stone.
[22:54:12] @Sprite Tan: (If they were gonna do noms they would have done them earlier)
[22:54:22] • @Sprite Tan takes a step back
[22:54:35] ~Frost: (yeah there's basically nothing left to nominate until gen 6)
[22:54:44] ~Frost: (So I could care less)
[22:54:55] &steel dragons: (true, I still nominated four things though)
[22:55:14] • ~Frost also steps back
[22:55:59] • @Leo Atlas sits near Brea and the guard.
[22:57:09] ~RM: "Brea takes the stone and does as Frost said, obviously terrified but believing in Leo's comfort. She focuses on the stone, and the mark seems to fade for a moment. Suddenly, it flashes brightly, and flings the stone into the air. It hits the ground, and shatters brilliantly."
[22:57:26] ~Frost: (FUUUUUUUU-)
[22:57:37] • ~Frost covers her face to avoid shrapnel
[22:57:43] @Leo Atlas: (Gdi, our only actual loot from the boss)
[22:58:09] • @Sprite Tan drops to the ground in a ball to protect herself
[22:58:12] ~Umber St'ro: hmmmmmmmm... maybe we should make the guard eat the dust
[22:58:38] ~Frost: (I see he's unbothered by all the flying crystal)
[22:59:16] @Leo Atlas: (We probably need to see a professional mage that doesn't specialize in exploding things for this. All our ideas are crap)
[22:59:30] ~RM: (He's a giant insect. He has an exoskeloton."
[22:59:33] ~Frost: (ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT PROFESSIONAL?)
[22:59:35] ~RM: *)
[22:59:46] • @Sprite Tan checks to see if Brea is okay
[22:59:49] ~Frost: (did he change back and I just missed it?)
[23:00:04] ~RM: (Good point.)
[23:00:05] @Leo Atlas: (that doesn't specialize in exploding things)
[23:00:12] @Leo Atlas: (Learn to read Frost)
[23:00:14] ~Frost: (....she does more than that!)
[23:00:14] • ~Umber St'ro uses the small hands he still has to feel up-- pick the pockets of the guard
[23:00:28] ~RM: (But he had no reason to react, as he generally has an exoskeloton.)
[23:00:41] @Leo Atlas: (Well you did half-seduce a guard)
[23:00:57] ~Frost: (I demand that he gets crystal shards stuck in his cleavage for his negligence)
[23:01:09] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[23:01:15] ~RM: "Brea seems mostly okay. Umber St'ro finds a small daggar, a picture of Brea, and three gold. Umber St'ro has bits in his boobies for his boo-boo."
[23:01:57] @Sprite Tan: Okay... so now do we storm the temple?
[23:02:14] ~Frost: ........Why is that your top priority?
[23:02:26] • ~Umber St'ro dispels his magic
[23:02:36] @Sprite Tan: Why not?
[23:02:53] ~RM: "All things work fine, but he still has wounds on his chest."
[23:02:53] @Sprite Tan: St'ro, you were good with stopping at the source before right?
[23:03:04] @Leo Atlas: Because it's the only idea we have left
[23:03:09] ~Umber St'ro: brea
[23:03:17] • ~Frost examines the crystal debris on the ground
[23:03:21] @Leo Atlas: Unless Brea has an idea
[23:03:28] ~Umber St'ro: 's* hands were glowing white earlier, do you think that means she could heal me?
[23:03:59] ~RM: "The crystal dust holds nothing but broken dreams. Brea is blushing from all the attention she's getting."
[23:04:13] ~Frost: That mark is certainly something.....
[23:04:17] @Leo Atlas: Yeah
[23:04:30] ~Umber St'ro: (omg every girl in this is too cute, everyone quit it)
[23:04:55] ~RM: (Hey, umber and leo have their cute moments.)
[23:05:05] @Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[23:05:15] ~Frost: It would seem that we are completely unable to rid her of this mark....
[23:05:30] ~Umber St'ro: leo, could you ask her?
[23:05:51] ~Umber St'ro: because my chest kind of feels like a giant crystal exploded and it's shards are in it right now
[23:05:54] ~Umber St'ro: if I had to sum it up
[23:06:06] @Leo Atlas: Brea, what was that magic you used earlier? Are you able to heal St'ro?
[23:06:22] ~Frost: (Yes! she was going to protect leo by healing all of us XD)
[23:06:33] ~Frost: (that is a perfectly reasonable assumption if I ever saw one)
[23:06:51] @Leo Atlas: (She was gonna reverse heal you all, and you would all disintegrate or something)
[23:06:53] ~RM: "Brea nods and walk over to St'ro. She sees his chest is... bleeding? Oozing? What do hulks do? Anyway, Brea's hands glow a gentle white, and she heals the wounds on Umber's chest. The shards gentle slid out."
[23:07:01] ~RM: *gently
[23:07:14] ~Umber St'ro: thank you little lady
[23:07:23] ~Frost: ......it would seem as though we finally have a healer in our group
[23:07:39] @Sprite Tan: Indeed...
[23:08:08] ~Umber St'ro: I don't think she deserves to be stuck with us any longer than she has to. Once we get her safe I don't think she'll need to stay
[23:08:18] @Sprite Tan: Yeah.
[23:08:31] ~Frost: I agree
[23:08:32] @Leo Atlas: Quite.
[23:08:48] @Leo Atlas: Now that's we're done agreeing, what do we do about the mark?
[23:08:50] ~RM: "The girl hears this and imediately flees behind Leo. Upon hearing his agreement, however, she looks confused and a bit hurt."
[23:08:59] ~Umber St'ro: so what's the new plan, and what are we going to do about sleeping brutey over there?
[23:09:02] ~Frost: Oh?
[23:09:07] ~Frost: (YEEESSSS ALL OF THE SHIPS!)
[23:09:24] @Sprite Tan: Well, we could kill that guy... then storm the temple?
[23:09:32] @Leo Atlas: Do we storm the town or just head on our merry way to a different town and ruin our reputation there?
[23:09:37] ~Frost: (gdi shea do you want a gameover?)
[23:09:47] ~Frost: (this is basically gonna be natalies vs the pirates)
[23:09:50] ~Umber St'ro: (leo, you should be consoling her, you douche)
[23:10:10] • @Leo Atlas turns to Brea
[23:10:16] • @Sprite Tan tries to remember how well the temple seemed when she went there to look for st'ro
[23:10:31] @Sprite Tan: (*defended)
[23:10:31] @Leo Atlas: (i'm a terrible person. We've established this)
[23:10:47] ~RM: "Sprite remembers... soup? Huh, she can't remember much about the temple."
[23:11:07] • ~Frost (slow clap)
[23:11:15] @Sprite Tan: Hmm, St'ro can you remember anything about how defended the temple was?
[23:11:17] @Leo Atlas: If you wanted to stay with us, I'm sure no one would have a problem with it, seeing as healers are invaluable. We just don't want you to get hurt.
[23:11:43] ~RM: "The small girl wipes the small tears from her eyes and nods, seeming to understand a bit."
[23:11:53] ~Umber St'ro: I know there were a lot of priests, and that there might be a viscious pure black tentacle demon
[23:12:00] ~Umber St'ro: (and whatever the narrator says)
[23:12:24] ~Frost: So, why do you all think she won't talk?
[23:12:27] ~RM: "Nope, that about sums it up, St'ro."
[23:12:34] ~Frost: (inb4 no tongue)
[23:12:50] @Leo Atlas: If I had to guess, I think the mark restricts speech
[23:13:08] ~Umber St'ro: well they might remove sacrifice's tongues as part of their ritual.
[23:13:09] ~Frost: That hardly seems like a necessary function though
[23:13:15] ~Frost: (@leo)
[23:13:27] • ~Frost cringes at St'ro's statement
[23:13:43] @Sprite Tan: Maybe to make her keep quiet about the ritual?
[23:13:59] ~Umber St'ro: that's my guess, but leo could probably ask her.
[23:14:21] @Leo Atlas: Well Frost, it could be part of the mark's power, seeing as it has approximately a metric fuckton of magic crammed into that little seal.
[23:14:29] ~Frost: (LEO MAKE YOUR WAIFU FEEL BETTER)
[23:14:48] ~RM: ("A mectric Truck ton of magic." I love this job.)
[23:14:50] ~Umber St'ro: honestly whatever it is, I'm sure it's not a very pleasant isssue and she doesn't want to think about it.
[23:15:13] @Leo Atlas: (Shaddap Frost, Idk how to be comforting)
[23:15:13] ~Frost: (also I don't know aout all of you, but if you were talking about my tongue being removed in front of me I'd be preeetty uncomfortable)
[23:15:21] ~Frost: (LEARN)
[23:15:30] @Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[23:15:39] ~Frost: (jesus christ Queeny why did you make her fall for him?)
[23:15:41] ~Umber St'ro: (you brought it up, ya magic bully)
[23:15:51] @Sprite Tan: Well, Leo. Why don't you just ask her instead of leaving us to speculate?
[23:16:03] ~Frost: (Invalid I meant that Queeny should have her react to this)
[23:16:08] ~Frost: (not that we should stop XD)
[23:16:10] @Leo Atlas: (because we would argue so much about stuff like this)
[23:16:10] ~Umber St'ro: (oh)
[23:16:35] ~Frost: (I want to know)
[23:17:00] @Leo Atlas: (Also I don't know how to ask her without making her want to kill Frost)
[23:17:02] ~RM: "Brea isn't sure what the group is talking about. She looks a bit scared about all this tongue business, though."
[23:17:14] @Leo Atlas: (We should probably drop the subject)
[23:17:18] ~Frost: (pfft. As if she could. She's a fucking white mage.)
[23:17:27] ~Frost: ("oh no! she healed my paper cut!)
[23:17:36] ~RM: (Holy is gonna hurt like a Butch from Team Rocket, witch.)
[23:17:53] ~Umber St'ro: (actually, if she got her tongue cut out, maybe she'd be able to grow it back with magic?)
[23:17:55] ~Frost: (Hey, if I can't heal she shouldn't be able to hurt)
[23:17:59] ~Frost: (that shit aint fair)
[23:18:13] @Leo Atlas: (You made your character like that)
[23:18:16] ~RM: (You're the one that gave yourself the abitrary limit. xD)
[23:18:20] ~Umber St'ro: (she doesn't have a prophecy about not being able to heal on her shoulders)
[23:18:20] ~Frost: (shhhhhh)
[23:18:37] ~Frost: (Leo: Details, details)
[23:18:46] @Leo Atlas: (Dammit)
[23:18:52] ~Umber St'ro: I know exactly what to do about the guard
[23:18:53] @Leo Atlas: (I hate you more)
[23:18:56] ~Umber St'ro: ask brea
[23:19:15] @Leo Atlas: Ask Brea what?
[23:19:22] @Sprite Tan: I could just drag him out back?
[23:19:25] ~Umber St'ro: if she likes the guard or not
[23:19:30] ~Frost: ....what?
[23:19:36] ~Umber St'ro: well, what if he was her friend
[23:19:47] ~RM: (Are we killing a man or a sick dog?)
[23:20:03] ~Frost: He's from a town of people that were going to kill her!
[23:20:10] ~Frost: He's a part of their army!
[23:20:16] ~Umber St'ro: she's innocent though
[23:20:22] ~Umber St'ro: she might not want to kill him
[23:20:31] ~RM: "Brea looks hard at the man and shakes her head. She doesn't seem to know who he is."
[23:20:37] @Sprite Tan: Can I just take him out back? She won't see anything.
[23:20:40] ~Umber St'ro: alright tan, have a blast
[23:20:54] @Sprite Tan: I mean, she did see me and Leo kill a couple of dudes each.
[23:20:56] ~Umber St'ro: (and do whatever you want with the body before hand)
[23:21:02] @Sprite Tan: (Truck you)
[23:21:11] ~RM: (The guard?)
[23:21:11] ~Frost: (he can join if you want)
[23:21:26] @Leo Atlas: (There's no fuckign way he'll join the party)
[23:21:27] • @Sprite Tan tries to pick up the guard a bit to drag him out back
[23:21:39] @Sprite Tan: (sexually leo)
[23:21:40] ~RM: (He means Umber should join in the sex.)
[23:21:52] ~Frost: (Oh gnome, you're so innocent it hurts)
[23:22:00] ~Frost: (:#)
[23:22:05] ~Frost: :3)*
[23:22:06] • @Sprite Tan (looks at know with eyes of pity)
[23:22:15] @Sprite Tan: (*gnome)\
[23:22:24] @Leo Atlas: (You people...)
[23:22:25] @Sprite Tan: (how did I even spell it like that)
[23:22:26] ~Frost: (anyway let's get on with the show)
[23:22:33] ~Umber St'ro: (well umber gets to be in a threesome with someone of each gender, and it will be montaged over, so we'll never know his sexuality)
[23:22:35] ~RM: "Tan manages to lug the full grown, human, young, with a possible family, out to the back for a dark deed."
[23:22:46] ~Frost: (and he calls me a Butch from Team Rocket)
[23:23:17] ~Frost: You may want to cover her ears Leo
[23:23:26] @Leo Atlas: ( something just occured to me. What happened to tan's tiny sword-dagger-knife-blade-thing?)
[23:23:33] ~Frost: Most of her kind (healers) tend to be soft hearted...
[23:23:41] ~RM: (She broke it crippling herself.)
[23:23:56] • @Sprite Tan takes out her sword and angles it so it pierces him under the rib cage, going up into his heart.
[23:23:56] ~Frost: (yes she's magically racist. Deal with it XD)
[23:24:00] @Leo Atlas: Wouldn't it be easier if I just cut his throat, instead of tan beating him until he crumbles?
[23:24:10] ~Umber St'ro: (I'm sure she'l come up with something)
[23:24:15] @Leo Atlas: ()*
[23:24:32] @Leo Atlas: I'm pretty sure it will be silent
[23:24:40] @Sprite Tan: (why do you guys assume I
[23:24:57] @Sprite Tan: (*im gonna punch him to death, god)
[23:25:32] ~RM: "The moment the sword goes into the man's chest, there is a sharp screaming sounds, followed by a sickening cutting sound and a brief whimper of pain. Brea jumps and starts panicking, clearly distraught."
[23:25:35] ~Frost: (it wouldn't be ooc)
[23:25:46] ~Frost: (TOLD YOU DO LEO GAWD)
[23:25:56] ~Frost: YOUR WAIFU IS GONNA LEAVE YOU IF YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP)
[23:26:06] @Sprite Tan: (HAHAAHHAHAHHA)
[23:26:27] ~Umber St'ro: don't worry about it brea, he was a bad guy
[23:26:27] ~Frost: .....I warned you
[23:26:33] • ~Frost shakes her head
[23:26:53] • @Sprite Tan draws sword out of his chest and wipes it off on the grass as best as she back before putting it away and heading back inside.
[23:27:12] ~Umber St'ro: (umber st'ro does not fully consider all gilded guards bad guys.)
[23:27:30] ~Frost: (only the ones he seduces to be murdered)
[23:27:46] @Leo Atlas: (We really are the worst heroes ever. Like, even worse than the heroes in tota)
[23:28:00] ~Umber St'ro: (no, not even that one, but what do you want him to say, don't worry brea, we just murdered a guy, and it's your fault)
[23:28:07] ~RM: "Brea is clearly uncomfortable with this concept. After all, she didn't know him. As Tan walks back in with blood on her hands, literally, Brea panics and flings herself into the haystack to hide."
[23:28:12] ~Frost: (I was kidding)
[23:28:19] @Sprite Tan: Okay!~ Now that that's done, how about we head into town now?
[23:28:31] ~Frost: (LEO HOLY FUCKING Truck DO SOMETHING NYAO)
[23:28:38] @Sprite Tan: Daw, is Brea playing hide and seek? I want to play toooo!
[23:28:43] @Leo Atlas: (I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO)
[23:28:50] ~Frost: Leo, she likes you. Will you please try to calm this girl down?
[23:28:52] • ~Umber St'ro puts his hand in front of tan
[23:28:53] @Leo Atlas: Stop it Sprite.
[23:29:08] @Sprite Tan: Hmm?
[23:29:23] @Leo Atlas: I'll see what I can do Frost. Although interacting with people isn't really my thing.
[23:29:30] ~Umber St'ro: she's not a raving lunatic like you, so please wash your hands off and leave her alone for a while
[23:29:41] • @Leo Atlas goes over to the haystack where Brea hid.
[23:29:59] @Sprite Tan: I don't have any water. There might be some outside though...
[23:30:11] ~Frost: Anything you do seems to comfort her. I feel sorry for the girl, liking someone so socially inept....
[23:30:14] • @Sprite Tan heads outside again to look around for water
[23:30:33] @Leo Atlas: I have an idea
[23:30:43] • @Leo Atlas puts together his saxophone
[23:30:50] @Leo Atlas: (all three pieces of it)
[23:30:53] ~Frost: (OH YES)
[23:31:12] • ~Frost raises an eyebrow
[23:31:13] @Leo Atlas: (trace did I get any music from the odd job in dreamville?)
[23:31:19] • ~Umber St'ro goes outside with tan
[23:31:22] @Leo Atlas: (Rather, what kind?)
[23:31:25] ~Umber St'ro: (and helps)
[23:31:35] ~RM: (Whatever you want to know, brother. Play that sexy sax.)
[23:31:46] @Leo Atlas: (Alright)
[23:31:47] ~Frost: (GNOME WAIT)
[23:31:54] @Leo Atlas: (WHAT)
[23:32:11] ~Frost: (play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ )
[23:32:33] @Leo Atlas: (I hate you. partially because I want to learn that irl, partially because that's not fitting at all)
[23:32:42] ~Frost: ("not fitting")
[23:32:44] ~Umber St'ro: how are you holding up on water for your legs?
[23:32:45] ~Frost: (says you)
[23:32:52] @Leo Atlas: (and I'm right)
[23:32:56] ~Frost: (she's outside)
[23:33:00] • @Sprite Tan checks how much water she has remaining
[23:33:07] ~Frost: (oh wait)
[23:33:09] ~Frost: (nvm)
[23:33:12] ~RM: (And a metric Truck ton of magic IS fitting?)
[23:33:22] • ~Frost goes outside for fresh air
[23:33:26] ~Frost: (mwahahaha)
[23:33:38] @Leo Atlas: (i meant not fitting as in the mood. I intended to play it before it was invented anyway)
[23:33:43] • @Leo Atlas starting playing a slow, slightly jazzy song
[23:33:44] ~Umber St'ro: also I know killing him was an informed decision, it's a rough world.
[23:34:26] @Sprite Tan: Hmm? Yeah.
[23:34:44] ~Umber St'ro: well, at this point we've killed 5 guards who in general just want to help their city
[23:34:55] @Leo Atlas: (In theory)
[23:34:56] ~Umber St'ro: so if we don't end up stopping this black heart situation
[23:34:59] ~RM: "Brea pokes her head out of the haystack, seeing that not only is Leo smooth jazzing up the barn, but Tan is gone, and she runs up to Leo and grooves. Tan's engine seems to be mostly full. Critcal Aqua!"
[23:35:00] ~Frost: (I love how he's the one talking about morals)
[23:35:05] ~Umber St'ro: we're the bad guys.
[23:35:18] ~RM: (I also love it.)
[23:35:36] ~Frost: (he runs up to Leo and grooves.)
[23:35:40] ~Frost: (YES)
[23:35:44] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[23:35:55] @Sprite Tan: I'm actually mostly full on water still. Hmm.
[23:36:19] ~Frost: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4l9me6d7D1qkubxlo1_500.gif )
[23:37:03] ~RM: (Frost, I love you. xD)
[23:37:12] ~Frost: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m71a4h0ly11r95m39o1_500.gif )
[23:37:14] @Sprite Tan: (That's okay Frost, I'll always stilll ship you and Leo)
[23:37:31] ~Frost: (pffft no. He sank that when this girl came XD)
[23:37:33] ~Umber St'ro: I personally, am not a bad guy. so I'd like to get this taken care of.
[23:37:39] ~RM: (I ship sprite and St'ro.)
[23:37:41] ~Umber St'ro: how about you?
[23:37:48] ~Frost: (unless she dies your ship is not sailing shea!)
[23:37:57] ~Frost: (all the more reason to support this XD)
[23:38:06] @Sprite Tan: I suppose. I just can't think of any other way that cutting it off at the source.
[23:38:38] ~Umber St'ro: maybe these people need a new god
[23:38:50] ~Umber St'ro: one that will help them stand up to the black heart
[23:38:50] • @Leo Atlas finishes the song he's playing, and picks a more quick-tempo'd song and beings playing
[23:38:54] ~Frost: (what am I even doing right now anyway?)
[23:39:02] ~Frost: (ummm)
[23:39:04] @Leo Atlas: (Shipping me and a figment of trace's imagination)
[23:39:08] • ~Frost breathes in the fresh air
[23:39:09] @Leo Atlas: (apparnetly)
[23:39:15] ~Frost: (I meant in the rp XD)
[23:39:26] ~RM: "Brea smiles and doubles over a little as if she's laughing at the change of pace, but she tries to keep up while dancing."
[23:40:04] @Leo Atlas: (I assume you're grooving to my mad sax-playing skills)
[23:40:05] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/spongebob1.gif )
[23:40:16] ~RM: (Aw yeeeeeeah.)
[23:40:25] @Sprite Tan: What are you suggesting St'ro?
[23:41:17] ~Umber St'ro: well, I'll be honest, I'm awful at casting illusions, but if I could just look pure enough, I could pose as the black heart's supernatural rival and together we could all destroy it.
[23:41:34] @Leo Atlas: (We need to get a bari sax in the next town. Because bari saxes are the best thing ever
[23:41:36] @Leo Atlas: )
[23:41:50] ~Umber St'ro: I really doubt it's something the 4 of us could take down.
[23:41:53] ~RM: (If you make it out of here alive, that's a promise.)
[23:42:01] @Sprite Tan: Hmm. You won't be able to do much in the fight... but with this we could rally some of the townsfolk
[23:42:03] @Leo Atlas: (Oh hell yes.)
[23:42:34] • ~Frost is doing nothing apparently
[23:42:47] ~RM: "Suddenly, it starts raining gently. Critical weather!"
[23:43:08] ~Frost: oh...
[23:43:13] @Leo Atlas: Well then
[23:43:18] • ~Frost holds out her hand into the rain
[23:43:19] @Leo Atlas: At least we have shelter of some sort
[23:43:22] • ~Umber St'ro walks over to (wherever frost is)
[23:43:39] @Sprite Tan: Hmm. Well, we found water...
[23:43:50] ~Umber St'ro: he can you fill up your pot with water so when tan needs it again for her legs we'll have it
[23:43:54] ~Umber St'ro: hey*
[23:44:05] • @Leo Atlas changes tempos once again, picking a slow staccato-ish song
[23:44:08] • @Sprite Tan holds out hands so the rainwater can rinse her hands.
[23:44:46] ~RM: "Brea is again giggling at the change of pace, and tries to dance 'smoothly'. She fails, which has her silently laughing harder. She's clearly having fun."
[23:44:55] ~Frost: oh
[23:44:57] ~Frost: sure
[23:45:05] • ~Frost takes out her pot and sets it down
[23:45:19] ~Frost: (wait. Can you laugh without a tongue?)
[23:45:30] ~RM: (Yes.)
[23:45:35] ~Frost: (balls)
[23:45:42] @Leo Atlas: (It's the motion of laughing, with out the sound.)
[23:45:51] ~Frost: (someone just hold her mouth open damMit. I NEED TO KNOW)
[23:46:06] ~Umber St'ro: (try to scry into her mouth with magic)
[23:46:08] ~RM: "Pot holds about two gallons, you monsters."
[23:46:28] @Leo Atlas: (Frost, when I pretend to be deaf, when I laugh, I just laugh, without sound.)
[23:46:41] ~RM: (By 'try to scry' do you mean 'don't light her mouth ablaze.'"
[23:46:43] • @Sprite Tan finishes rinsing hands and heads back to the barn quietly.
[23:46:47] ~RM: *)
[23:47:03] @Sprite Tan: ( when I pretend to be deaf)
[23:47:07] @Sprite Tan: (what)
[23:47:08] ~Frost: Could you carry this back, St'ro?
[23:47:16] ~Umber St'ro: no
[23:47:23] @Leo Atlas: I'll explain later. But occasionally I pretend to be deaf)
[23:47:25] ~Frost: ...........
[23:47:26] @Leo Atlas: ()
[23:47:27] ~Umber St'ro: bring your bag over and scoop it up.
[23:47:38] ~Frost: It's going to spill in there
[23:47:44] ~RM: "Brea sees Tan entering and suddenly stops dancing and becomes rather still."
[23:47:52] ~Umber St'ro: it doesn't have a lid?
[23:47:53] ~Frost: it's not like it just won't get everything wet because of the magic
[23:48:06] ~Frost: No. It's cheap and old
[23:48:10] ~Frost: he gave me one without it
[23:48:20] ~RM: (Can't imagine why.)
[23:48:25] ~Frost: This isn't really meant for alchemy. It's only makeshift
[23:48:29] • @Leo Atlas continues playing a slow soothing song
[23:48:30] ~Frost: (that's why)
[23:48:41] @Sprite Tan: Uh hi...!
[23:48:49] • ~Umber St'ro tries to take the pot into the barn
[23:49:00] • @Sprite Tan sits against the opposite wall and pointedly doesn't look towards her.
[23:49:03] ~Frost: (also rich white girls don't lift!)
[23:49:35] ~RM: "Brea is calmed by a combination of Tan walking away and Leo's sax. St'ro succesfully carries the pot into the barn."
[23:50:07] • ~Frost walks in after him
[23:50:21] • @Leo Atlas stops playing for a moment, to talk to Brea
[23:50:28] @Leo Atlas: Are you feeling better now?
[23:50:55] ~RM: "The sun has set. Brea nods and smiles."
[23:51:00] ~Umber St'ro: Tan, would you like to fill them in on the plan?
[23:51:50] @Sprite Tan: Ah, I think you would be better at explaining it... you did come up with it.
[23:51:56] @Leo Atlas: Once we get out of this mess, I'll make sure to find more music
[23:52:25] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/excited-adventure-time.gif )
[23:52:45] @Leo Atlas: (>.>)
[23:52:55] ~RM: "Brea claps excitedly. She's looking forward to it."
[23:53:09] ~Frost: (omg we should totes be a band)
[23:53:15] ~Frost: (I wanna be a fucking cellist)
[23:53:29] ~Umber St'ro: alright, here's the plan
[23:53:49] ~Umber St'ro: I magic myself into something pure looking that can't be written off as a common creature
[23:54:00] @Leo Atlas: (DUDE FROST. GET A STANDING BASS)
[23:54:02] ~Umber St'ro: pose as the black heart's supernatural rival
[23:54:06] @Leo Atlas: (It's awesome in Jazz)
[23:54:13] ~Umber St'ro: and get the townspeople to turn against the dark rival
[23:54:21] ~Umber St'ro: and you guys help in the fight.
[23:54:56] @Leo Atlas: So, what would we do with Brea during the fight? I don't want her to get hurt.
[23:55:03] ~Umber St'ro: so now instead of the four of us having to fight everyone in town
[23:55:12] ~Frost: Well, guard her life
[23:55:17] ~Umber St'ro: it's the whole town and us, fighting one enemy
[23:55:45] ~Frost: If you use the same reckless heroism to defend me, I am sure she will be fine
[23:55:53] @Leo Atlas: I like the idea. Do you have any idea of what this pure being will look like?
[23:56:04] ~Frost: This time you can protect someone who is actually worth saving.
[23:56:07] ~Umber St'ro: white and glowing
[23:56:22] ~RM: (Frost, shut up, you're making my face sad.)
[23:56:22] ~Umber St'ro: I don't know if it should be big or small though
[23:56:31] ~Frost: (>:3)
[23:56:45] @Leo Atlas: It should be big and awe-inspiring
[23:57:10] ~Umber St'ro: but if it's small they'll relate to it better
[23:57:28] @Leo Atlas: I dunno
[23:57:33] ~Frost: If we had the stone, you could use it to make your magic a little bit better
[23:57:33] • @Leo Atlas addresses the other three
[23:57:38] @Leo Atlas: What do you guys think?
[23:57:39] ~Frost: but that is dead and gone
[23:58:05] ~Umber St'ro: well, the powder is still on the ground, maybe being near it will help
[23:58:29] @Leo Atlas: (Maybe if we sprinkled it on St'ro, he would fly!)
[23:58:45] ~Frost: (maybe he could snort it)
[23:58:49] ~RM: (Maybe it would make him into a pretty dragon!)
[23:59:01] @Leo Atlas: (He should try all of these thigns)
[23:59:05] ~Umber St'ro: well, I'm going to try for something big since no one else has an opinion
[23:59:06] @Leo Atlas: (things*)
[23:59:14] ~Frost: (welp leo, that would be inventing cocaine)
[23:59:16] • ~Umber St'ro attempts to disguise himself as "the pure one"
[23:59:50] ~RM: '
[00:00:03] @Leo Atlas: (?)
[00:00:23] @Leo Atlas: (Oh, I just finished the bio for Leo on the Forums)
[00:00:41] ~RM: "Umber St'ro casts his magic and.. Oh my god, what is THAT?! Is that his eye? Oh my Truck, what the hell are those? Teeth? I'm going to vomit, oh Truck."
[00:01:05] • @Leo Atlas quickly covers Brea's eyes
[00:01:21] @Leo Atlas: (nice crit miss)
[00:01:26] @Sprite Tan: Try again!
[00:01:29] • ~Frost clasps hand over her mouth in horror
[00:01:31] • @Sprite Tan looks away
[00:01:34] • ~Umber St'ro tries again
[00:02:04] ~Frost: (i should totally ruin her "cuteness" and just make her puke everywhere)
[00:02:13] @Sprite Tan: (ew)
[00:02:18] ~RM: "That's, uh, better? He's kinda glowing a bit, and I think he looks kinda... nice? Uh, -ish."
[00:02:21] @Sprite Tan: (have bigger balls than that please)
[00:02:29] @Sprite Tan: Maybe, try again?
[00:02:34] @Leo Atlas: Closer this time
[00:02:36] • ~Umber St'ro tries yet again
[00:02:38] ~Frost: (• @Leo Atlas quickly covers Brea's eyes
[00:02:51] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/oh-boy.gif )
[00:03:09] @Leo Atlas: (You have a reaction gif for everything)
[00:03:27] ~RM: "He hardly changed at all. He only has the stamina for one more try."
[00:03:35] @Leo Atlas: (also, if that thing can make trace puke, I don't want to know what would happen to Brea.)
[00:03:53] @Leo Atlas: Should he try again?
[00:04:36] ~Umber St'ro: I might as well try again, it's not like this is going to work
[00:04:47] ~Frost: wait!
[00:04:51] ~Frost: If you do this now
[00:05:05] ~Frost: How will we get you into the city without people noticing and getting suspicious?
[00:05:16] ~Frost: If they see you before the time is right, the priests might be alerted
[00:05:28] ~Umber St'ro: I'll just walk in with her beside me as a holy escory
[00:05:33] ~Umber St'ro: (escort*)
[00:05:48] @Leo Atlas: We act like some sort of god appeared in Front of us.
[00:05:49] ~Frost: But people with actual knowledge of whatever cult this is might see through your ruse
[00:06:08] ~Frost: Wouldn't it be better if you did this at the temple?
[00:06:08] @Sprite Tan: Ah, I suppose this is good enough? How much better could he do?
[00:06:12] @Leo Atlas: So what do you suggest we do Frost?
[00:06:22] ~Frost: (derp)
[00:06:33] ~Umber St'ro: that's the thing, this is something knew being added to the cult, if they know everything there is to know it doesn't matter, this is a divine revelation to them
[00:06:46] ~Frost: You're taking a risk
[00:06:58] ~Frost: I hope you at least realize that
[00:06:59] ~Umber St'ro: they took a risk taking brea
[00:07:19] ~Umber St'ro: and that was to save 1 person
[00:07:29] ~Umber St'ro: how many people will this save?
[00:07:44] ~Frost: It could save none and get all of us, including her killed
[00:07:54] ~Frost: Don't just assume that risks will always be reqarding
[00:07:55] ~RM: (100,000 and a cat.)
[00:07:57] ~Frost: that is foolish
[00:08:11] ~Frost: rewarding*)
[00:08:29] @Leo Atlas: (The real question is, how many of them are compitent musicians)
[00:08:37] ~Umber St'ro: taking her pretty much assured that hundreds of people will die
[00:08:56] @Sprite Tan: We may as well try.
[00:08:57] @Leo Atlas: Why don't we leave it to a democracy
[00:08:57] ~Umber St'ro: so they took a risk when the potential benefit was negative
[00:09:04] • ~Umber St'ro makes a final attempt
[00:09:34] @Leo Atlas: (THIS IS SO TENSE)
[00:09:40] @Sprite Tan: ( YEAH)
[00:09:53] @Leo Atlas: (Worth it for getting a bari sax)
[00:10:01] ~Frost: (RM: Leo and Brea cling to eachother in the heat of the moment)
[00:10:12] @Leo Atlas: (Gdi Frost)
[00:10:47] ~Frost: (>:3)
[00:10:52] ~RM: "Umber casts his spell, and... He's white, glowing, and short. He looks... mildly pleasant. I wouldn't bet on it, but it might do it."
[00:11:08] ~Frost: .....spectacular.
[00:11:29] ~Frost: We're going to bet our lives on the kind of luminescent short guy
[00:11:38] ~Umber St'ro: no
[00:11:39] ~Umber St'ro: we
[00:11:39] @Leo Atlas: Do you have a better idea?
[00:11:48] ~Umber St'ro: 're going to ask brea if she can do better first
[00:11:56] ~Umber St'ro: she's better at magic than me
[00:12:00] • ~Frost raises eyebrow
[00:12:01] @Leo Atlas: Ah
[00:12:04] ~Frost: Is that so?
[00:12:06] @Leo Atlas: Interesting Idea
[00:12:11] • @Leo Atlas turns to Brea
[00:12:19] ~Frost: (six more rolls of this later)
[00:12:30] ~RM: "Brea blushes and covers her face."
[00:12:59] @Sprite Tan: (omg so cute)
[00:13:01] @Leo Atlas: Do you think you can cast some sort of spell to make St'ro look holy and impressive and awe-inspiring?
[00:13:23] ~Frost: This should be entertaining
[00:13:38] • @Leo Atlas glares at Frost
[00:13:46] @Leo Atlas: You're always so negative
[00:13:55] • ~Frost scoffs
[00:14:02] ~RM: "Brea peaks through her fingers, and nods gently. She walks over to St'ro and transforms him into a blond, long haired, glowing version of Leo."
[00:14:19] ~Umber St'ro: (she is too cute)
[00:14:20] @Sprite Tan: That's... hmm. That might work.
[00:14:21] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/jiggy.gif )
[00:14:43] @Leo Atlas: I suppose so
[00:14:44] ~Frost: .......wow
[00:14:52] • ~Frost attempts to hide her amusement
[00:15:03] ~Umber St'ro: well, should we refine the definition, and can leo at least hug her or something?
[00:15:16] @Leo Atlas: It looks great Brea!
[00:15:25] ~Frost: You would think so wouldn't you?
[00:15:29] • ~Frost snickers
[00:15:31] @Sprite Tan: I think it looks fine, hmm.
[00:15:47] @Leo Atlas: Do you want to try Frost?
[00:15:51] @Leo Atlas: You're welcome to.
[00:16:05] • ~Frost ceases her laughter and shoots him a deathly glare
[00:16:08] ~Umber St'ro: alright, we might as well try this, brea, will you be able to come into town with me, leo will be close.
[00:16:13] ~RM: "Brea blushes and smiles, and timidly shifts her weight back and forth. She's pleased that leo is pleased."
[00:16:29] ~RM: "Brea stops being cute to nod at St'ro."
[00:16:54] ~Umber St'ro: alright, hold my hand it will make us look more spiritual
[00:17:20] ~RM: (I think I'm calling this for the night.)
[00:17:28] ~Frost: (good idea)
[00:17:29] @Sprite Tan: (okay.)
[00:17:36] ~RM: (This is a great place to stop and I have school to do. XD)
[00:17:41] ~Frost: (same)
[00:17:44] ~Frost: (night all)
[00:17:47] @Leo Atlas: (Alright)
[00:17:55] @Leo Atlas: (G'night Frost)