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 | | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Mon Aug 11, 2014 8:01 pm | |
| - I'll be nice and not give this a biased name:
[15:22:18] ~RM(imp): "Last time on Please God Call the Police, Frost and Shil were off drinking what may very well be literal shit while Leo had a chance encounter with a person from his past, who is currently being molested by Tan and St'ro."
[15:23:40] ~RM(imp): (Don't all fling yourselves forward at once)
[15:24:25] ~RM(imp): (We'll find out who was talking last)
[15:24:53] ~RM(imp): (St'ro was talking last.)
[15:25:04] ~RM(imp): Brea: Uh... What?
[15:25:11] ~RM(imp): "She starts backing away."
[15:25:23] ~Umber St'ro(imp): This idiot here. He was in love with you and he was in love with you.
[15:25:23] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Tackle her)
[15:25:23] ~RM(imp): (He said "In another life leo was your boyfriend)
[15:25:26] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Do it)
[15:25:30] @Leo Atlas(imp): (No)
[15:25:37] ~Lady Frost(imp): (heheheh)
[15:25:42] ~Umber St'ro(imp): er, you were in love with him.
[15:25:47] @Sprite Tan: (maybe)
[15:26:02] ~RM(imp): (Ships=cannon)
[15:26:13] @Sprite Tan: It was a very recent other life.
[15:26:33] ~RM(imp): "Brea turns and starts running away very quickly, screaming about creepy people and needing help."
[15:26:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): (do it)
[15:26:50] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Bye.
[15:27:00] @Leo Atlas(imp): (no)
[15:27:03] ~Lady Frost(imp): (tackle her you fuckin pieces a shit do it)
[15:27:20] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (St'ro isn't a tackler)
[15:27:23] • @Sprite Tan flashstep tackles her, gently
[15:27:28] @Leo Atlas(imp): (I don't want to get kicked out of another town that fast)
[15:27:28] ~RM(imp): !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[15:27:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): (omfg she actually did it)
[15:27:35] ~Lady Frost(imp): (that's great)
[15:27:45] @Sprite Tan: (haha)
[15:27:48] ~Lady Frost(imp): (You guys are gonna get arrested)
[15:27:52] • @Leo Atlas(imp) exasperated sigh
[15:27:58] ~Lady Frost(imp): (hee hee)
[15:29:04] @Sprite Tan: (trace dc'd)
[15:29:10] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) supposes he won't abandon baby Shea
[15:29:14] @Sprite Tan: (so he needs to rewrite everything)
[15:29:24] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (tan*)
[15:29:29] @Sprite Tan: (lol)
[15:30:44] ~Empress Trace: "Tan erupts in an impressive cloud of steam and flashsteps next to Brea, gently crashing both of them into the ground as Brea continues to scream and struggle."
[15:31:04] ~Lady Frost(imp): (this is great)
[15:31:15] @Sprite Tan: Okay, let's see, now what do I do.
[15:31:20] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, this is the best day of my existence."
[15:31:38] ~Empress Trace: (Leo does his statue impersonation.)
[15:31:40] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Let her go would be one plan, seeing as how even with her memory she would have reason not to want to be with us.
[15:31:40] @Leo Atlas(imp): What are you doing?
[15:31:55] • @Leo Atlas(imp) directed at Tan
[15:31:58] @Sprite Tan: Um, trying to talk to Brea?
[15:32:25] ~Empress Trace: "People are running away from the scene. There is a very good chance they will bring back guards."
[15:32:48] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Beautiful)
[15:32:53] @Sprite Tan: Anyhow Brea, personally I just want to investigate your current situation- and ugh why are there always guards.
[15:33:02] @Leo Atlas(imp): We're gonna get kicked out of this town faster than we would out of Lille
[15:33:12] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, damn.
[15:33:16] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Shut up.
[15:33:18] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Gawd Shea, why on earth did you do that? Where did you get such a bad idea from?)
[15:33:18] ~Umber St'ro(imp): We're leaving.
[15:33:23] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) drags her
[15:33:27] @Sprite Tan: Alright, may as well
[15:33:37] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, grab the other two, too."
[15:33:42] @Sprite Tan: Bye Brea!
[15:33:49] ~Lady Frost(imp): (And grab your tutu)
[15:33:56] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Good job snick snack up everything Tan.
[15:34:06] • @Leo Atlas(imp) follows
[15:34:12] @Sprite Tan: Well, she was already gonna be goneeeeeeeeeeeee.
[15:34:21] ~Umber St'ro(imp): So stalk and harass her?
[15:34:30] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Good plan, we're the heroes here. That's clear.
[15:34:46] @Sprite Tan: Yep.
[15:35:22] ~Empress Trace: "Tan is running very low on water because she flash stepped."
[15:36:27] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) silence
[15:36:38] @Sprite Tan: I guess we should look for Frost and Shil, then leave.
[15:36:51] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Yes.
[15:36:52] @Leo Atlas(imp): I agree.
[15:37:11] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Wait I'm gonna have to do stuff?)
[15:37:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Did you bring her with you I wasn't paying attention?)
[15:37:35] @Sprite Tan: (yep)
[15:37:35] ~Empress Trace: "No, let's stay and meet the guards. We'll tell them about kidnapping young girls to mate them to middle aged men, poy."
[15:38:01] @Sprite Tan: (yep to you have to do things)
[15:38:06] @Sprite Tan: (not to brea)
[15:38:18] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Leo, write this on the calender. The day you were vastly smarter than Tan.
[15:38:24] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) looks for them
[15:38:33] @Leo Atlas(imp): Oh boy.
[15:39:09] ~Empress Trace: "Hey look, a shitty coffee shop, and boom, the party is back together because let's get the Truck out of here."
[15:39:33] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Hey guys, what's new?
[15:39:34] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Lady Frost. I want you to guess.
[15:39:40] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Just snick snack guess.
[15:39:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): ........Uh
[15:40:02] ~Empress Trace: "I'll give you a hint, poy. We arrived in a town, and then..."
[15:40:05] @Leo Atlas(imp): It'll be easier to explain once we've left.
[15:40:05] @Sprite Tan: So, uh, we need to leave. Totally not my fault or anything at all like that...
[15:40:36] ~Lady Frost(imp): That doesn't sound good
[15:40:43] ~Empress Trace: Shil: No, it sounds like it's time to leave.
[15:40:47] @Sprite Tan: But anyhow we should be going, now.
[15:40:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): Wonderful.....
[15:41:06] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well, at any rate I'll be glad to leave this place behind.
[15:41:13] @Sprite Tan: In addition, my legs are almost out of water.
[15:41:52] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Oh my god, someone just carry her and let's leave.
[15:42:10] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You can do that Shil.
[15:42:47] ~Empress Trace: Shil: She's my size and half metal, St'ro.
[15:42:54] @Sprite Tan: I honestly don't care who, so long as we get out of this town.
[15:43:02] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) picks her up
[15:43:07] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[15:43:30] ~Empress Trace: "With some effort, Umber St'ro manages not to collapse like a house of cards when picking up small girls."
[15:43:50] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (I'm all about picking up small girls)
[15:43:58] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Are we going?
[15:44:08] @Sprite Tan: (well you didn't help at all with brea >.>)
[15:44:27] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Yes, go, leave.
[15:44:28] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Okay, you're the only small girl for me, that's why)
[15:44:31] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, let's go. We probably can't waste too much time.
[15:44:31] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) goes
[15:44:35] • ~Lady Frost(imp) goes
[15:44:36] ~Empress Trace: "Shil heads out, following St'ro."
[15:44:36] @Sprite Tan: (lol)
[15:44:46] • @Leo Atlas(imp) follows the party
[15:45:28] ~Empress Trace: "The party leaves White Flag and has just started into the wilderness when a nearby boulder begins to reality crack."
[15:45:50] @Sprite Tan: Anyone got a bedsheet?
[15:45:56] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (First I park my portal.)
[15:46:03] @Sprite Tan: (then I Truck my portal)
[15:46:10] @Leo Atlas(imp): (What.)
[15:46:13] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (eat that portal soup)
[15:46:32] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Are we just going to wait for it?
[15:46:38] @Sprite Tan: Let's just walk away from it.
[15:46:41] ~Empress Trace: "The crack continues to grow."
[15:46:46] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well, I suppose you could take cover, Shil.
[15:46:55] @Leo Atlas(imp): (must..resist...curiosity)
[15:46:59] @Sprite Tan: shil at least should walk away from it.
[15:47:00] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well that looks ominous
[15:47:20] ~Empress Trace: "Shil backs the Truck up in case Tan wants to challenge deities to battles to the death."
[15:47:46] ~Empress Trace: "The Dark Lord emerges from the boulder. He is not happy looking."
[15:47:54] ~Empress Trace: DL: Why? Just... why?
[15:47:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): (goddammit)
[15:48:00] ~Empress Trace: DL:I don't understand.
[15:48:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): Neither do I.
[15:48:26] @Sprite Tan: It was a spontaneous choice.
[15:48:43] ~Empress Trace: DL: Oh, is that what it was?
[15:48:53] @Sprite Tan: Yes.
[15:49:09] ~Empress Trace: DL: Glad that's cleared up. Your heroism shall be sung from sea to sea.
[15:49:17] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Regardless of past indiscretions she's our partner, and as long as we believe in eachother, we'll be able to make it! We've gotta be strong. For all the people.
[15:49:30] • @Sprite Tan claps hands
[15:49:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): ....what?
[15:49:43] • ~Lady Frost(imp) claps along I guess
[15:49:54] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Just the Dark Lord this time!
[15:50:44] ~Empress Trace: DL: I'm beginning to think this was a folly on my part. On everyone's part.
[15:51:04] ~Empress Trace: DL: I'm seriously considering killing you all. And maybe me. Multiple times.
[15:51:11] @Sprite Tan: Sorry.
[15:51:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): Can you kill yourself?
[15:51:25] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I'm on your side in this one.
[15:51:39] ~Empress Trace: DL: Yes, I can kill myself.
[15:51:39] @Leo Atlas(imp): I agree with stro
[15:51:59] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, I agree with Tan, kidnapping is vital to heroism."
[15:52:21] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (angsty blackheart)
[15:52:23] ~Lady Frost(imp): Wait, you guys kidnapped her?
[15:52:35] ~Lady Frost(imp): someone*
[15:52:41] @Sprite Tan: No. Almost, but nope.
[15:53:17] @Leo Atlas(imp): We decided that fighting the guards would not be a great idea.
[15:53:41] ~Empress Trace: DL: Look, I'm not going to sit down and lecture you all on why kidnapping is wrong, because frankly I don't think you know what the word "wrong" means.
[15:53:51] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Anyway Dark Lord, I don't know what you expect of me, to put a muzzle on her?
[15:54:09] ~Lady Frost(imp): Oh dear god....
[15:55:18] ~Empress Trace: DL: The only reason I'm not currently turning you all into space paste is because you already have one of the items, so it's possible you may actually be the heroes after all.
[15:55:38] @Sprite Tan: we have what.
[15:55:40] @Leo Atlas(imp): Wait what? We did somethign right?
[15:55:47] @Sprite Tan: When?
[15:56:10] ~Empress Trace: DL: The ancient coin. Tan has it.
[15:56:20] ~Lady Frost(imp): Oh
[15:56:53] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Oh, so now that we have the coin, is it protected from you in some way, or could you just snatch it? I wonder about these things.
[15:56:56] @Sprite Tan: I'm now 10% better than everyone else in the party.
[15:57:49] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Wow, maybe I should be a complete idiot and something I've been carrying around for a month will suddenly become an artifact.
[15:57:53] @Sprite Tan: That was cold St'ro.
[15:58:03] ~Empress Trace: DL: Alright, everyone shut up for a second, I'm going to set some ground rules.
[15:58:09] @Leo Atlas(imp): Did this come into effect when you learned you had the coin?
[15:58:41] ~Empress Trace: DL: Everyone gets two questions. Two questions each. Shil and Black Heart don't count. Go. Let's get this adventure on snick snack track.
[15:59:03] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I'd like to go first.
[15:59:27] ~Empress Trace: DL: Go. Fire away.
[16:00:02] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Okay, first off, where should we be heading to get another artifact?
[16:00:15] ~Empress Trace: Lille.
[16:00:23] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Brill
[16:00:24] ~Lady Frost(imp): ..........................
[16:01:01] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Okay, aside from that, I really do want to know, are the artifacts safe from your dimension manipulation things?
[16:01:28] ~Empress Trace: DL: Yes, I'm not going to take your artifacts from you.
[16:01:39] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, good talk DL.
[16:01:59] ~Empress Trace: DL: Next.
[16:02:16] ~Lady Frost(imp): Where in Lille is the artifact?
[16:02:47] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Do you like smooth jazz?)
[16:03:00] @Sprite Tan: (would you Truck frost?)
[16:03:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Do not)
[16:03:16] @Sprite Tan: (Do it)
[16:03:18] ~Lady Frost(imp): (No)
[16:03:19] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Who wouldn't Truck Frost in any AU?)
[16:03:21] ~Empress Trace: DL: I'm not 100% sure where the artifact is, but I'm thinking it will probably be somewhere unexpected. Maybe somewhere such a thing would be out of place.
[16:03:32] ~Empress Trace: (No to jazz, yes to the booty.)
[16:03:53] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Truck all of you)
[16:04:03] @Leo Atlas(imp): (qq)
[16:04:04] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I quit)
[16:04:20] • ~Lady Frost(imp) (offs self right there and doesn't come back)
[16:04:49] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I don't know what else to ask)
[16:05:34] ~Lady Frost(imp): I don't have anything else to ask, for now.
[16:05:38] ~Lady Frost(imp): (shoe mw the booty)
[16:05:40] ~Lady Frost(imp): me*)
[16:05:47] ~Empress Trace: DL: Alright, next, then.
[16:05:55] ~Lady Frost(imp): (It's not a good booty)
[16:06:27] @Leo Atlas(imp): Alright. Somewhat unrelated to the quest, How is Brea alive?
[16:06:32] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (what's not a good booty?)
[16:07:15] ~Empress Trace: DL: Brea is alive because of something I can't fully divulge to you at this time. It wouldn't be out of the question that she's simply alive because you wanted her to be.
[16:08:33] @Leo Atlas(imp): I don't have another question.
[16:09:10] @Sprite Tan: Okay, my turn then I guess.
[16:09:39] @Sprite Tan: Who is the guy who sen the bird thing after us?
[16:11:09] ~Empress Trace: DL: The bird guy is one of my lieutenants, they are a skilled survivalist and tracker and I've sent them to kill you or otherwise detain you. They like moonlit nights, their favorite color is dark blue, their favorite animal is an armadillo.
[16:11:37] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Wow, rude to the bird.
[16:11:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): (we're monkey winkle)
[16:11:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Is he hot?)
[16:12:12] ~Empress Trace: (98.6 degrees of hot.(
[16:12:31] ~Lady Frost(imp): (nah)
[16:12:36] @Leo Atlas(imp): If their favorite animal is an armadillo then why did he attack us with a bird of illusions and not an armadillo of illusions?
[16:12:59] ~Empress Trace: DL: Because armadillos don't listen for shit.
[16:13:21] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Even more reason to like that bird the best. It was a really nice bird.
[16:14:00] • ~Lady Frost(imp) may or may not be believing in hot communists
[16:14:07] • @Sprite Tan thinks really hard
[16:14:11] @Leo Atlas(imp): and then it died under mysterious circumstancews
[16:14:20] @Leo Atlas(imp): not relating to a party of adventurers
[16:14:59] ~Empress Trace: DL: Are we all done with the question game, or are we going to continue to talk about my lieutenant's dead pets?
[16:15:29] ~Lady Frost(imp): (What is the artifact we're looking for?)
[16:15:33] @Leo Atlas(imp): We're probably gonna talk about your lietenants pets until these two come up wit ha question
[16:15:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): (how does that sound)
[16:15:41] @Sprite Tan: I can't think of another question so I'm done!
[16:15:45] @Sprite Tan: (yeah, ask it)
[16:15:51] ~Lady Frost(imp): What is the artifact we're looking for?
[16:16:02] ~Umber St'ro(imp): But!
[16:16:10] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I like Sparky better than the bird.
[16:16:11] ~Empress Trace: DL: The doll.
[16:16:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): (oh that's creep)
[16:16:48] @Sprite Tan: (even better than a coin)
[16:17:04] • ~Lady Frost(imp) believes really hard in hot communists
[16:17:12] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (hard)
[16:17:21] • ~Lady Frost(imp) hopefully yes that is the point
[16:17:29] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) counterbelieves in soviet marx.
[16:17:36] • ~Lady Frost(imp) believes harder
[16:17:45] ~Lady Frost(imp): (DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME)
[16:17:52] ~Empress Trace: DL: Alright, I think that makes us about done here.
[16:17:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I SWEAR TO snick snack GOD IF IT'S YOUR FAULT I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN)
[16:18:00] @Leo Atlas(imp): (ruin it very much for him, we're going to die if he comes back)
[16:18:03] ~Empress Trace: DL: I'm still beyond furious at your behavior.
[16:18:11] @Leo Atlas(imp): When are you not?
[16:18:12] • @Sprite Tan gets the feeling she should believe in a nice version of marx for some reason.
[16:19:37] ~Empress Trace: DL: You have a good point.
[16:19:53] ~Empress Trace: DL: So, do you think I should just let you walk away? I've made that mistake before.
[16:20:11] ~Empress Trace: DL: And here we are, back accomplishing nothing.
[16:20:11] ~Lady Frost(imp): I mean, this is kind of a mess. In the grand scheme of things, we haven't known each other very long. It's only natural that we'd stumble so much.
[16:20:39] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I'm 6.
[16:21:05] ~Lady Frost(imp): (WH4T AR3 P4R3NTS?)
[16:21:27] @Leo Atlas(imp): (now that's just the saddest thing I ever did hear)
[16:21:32] @Sprite Tan: (frost omg)
[16:21:34] ~Empress Trace: DL: Are you actually 6? Umber Hulk biology is so confusing.
[16:22:04] ~Umber St'ro(imp): No, the point was that these guys wouldn't know the difference, but for you. I'll be honest. I'm an age other than 6.
[16:22:07] ~Empress Trace: DL: Frost, do you really think that kidnapping and ignoring those in need is just "stumbling"?
[16:22:25] @Leo Atlas(imp): On a standard adventurer's scale, yes
[16:22:26] ~Lady Frost(imp): Hey, that first thing wasn't my idea
[16:22:46] ~Lady Frost(imp): That is my point. We don't cooperate very well.
[16:23:06] ~Lady Frost(imp): (maybe if we had some glue)
[16:23:10] ~Lady Frost(imp): (some hot communist glue)
[16:23:43] ~Empress Trace: DL: Okay, I guess my choices are either blank slate you, or leave.
[16:24:52] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Leaving sounds like the right decision.
[16:24:55] @Sprite Tan: Well starting over would suck since we have one item already.
[16:25:00] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Your darklyness.
[16:26:52] ~Empress Trace: DL: Fine. I'll suppose I'll leave.
[16:27:02] ~Empress Trace: DL: However, I'm not leaving this unpunished.
[16:27:13] ~Lady Frost(imp): (dammit)
[16:27:13] @Sprite Tan: ah, great.
[16:27:14] @Leo Atlas(imp): Fantastic>
[16:27:27] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Good, Tan probably needs a spanking after all)
[16:27:43] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I'm too pretty to punish)
[16:27:48] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[16:30:02] ~Empress Trace: "The Dark Lord lifts a hand, and a flash of blue light flashes across the field. Nothing appears to happen, until a red stain grows across Shil's chest, and he collapses to the ground." DL: This is not a game. This is more important than you could ever understand. Hopefully this is a step in the right direction for your comprehension of that.
[16:30:17] • @Sprite Tan freaks out
[16:30:22] ~Lady Frost(imp): What?!
[16:30:29] ~Lady Frost(imp): Oh my God, is he okay?
[16:30:30] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, I'm gone.
[16:30:34] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) leaves
[16:30:57] @Leo Atlas(imp): No, Shil!
[16:31:30] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) goes back to town and illusions himself inconspicuous
[16:31:51] • @Sprite Tan run over and check his pulse
[16:32:01] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[16:32:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): Is he......?
[16:32:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): (We almost naged. Hot damn.)
[16:32:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Why can't we keep a snick snack white mage for five minutes?)
[16:32:44] ~Empress Trace: "He's dead."
[16:33:01] ~Empress Trace: "St'ro is now 20 feet tall with a rainbow incandecent shell."
[16:33:14] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, I'm goinggggggggggg to town.
[16:33:25] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) goes to town
[16:33:45] • @Sprite Tan just crumples into a ball and starts crying (which i physically also want to do jesus Truck)
[16:34:17] • ~Lady Frost(imp) just kinda stands there cuz she doesn't know what to say
[16:35:32] ~Empress Trace: "Umber St'ro goes to town. His giant Nas scares the guards, there are three guards who aren't prepared to let him in."
[16:35:54] • @Leo Atlas(imp) also has no idea how to react
[16:36:09] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Hello. My name is Giago. I'm sure that doesn't matter to you as much as the fact that if you don't tell me how to get to Lille, I'm levelling this city.
[16:36:36] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[16:37:10] ~Empress Trace: "Step back now, freak, and nobody is going to get hurt."
[16:37:35] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, who would've guess carting mortals around would've ended badly?"
[16:37:39] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (requesting a better description of the scene)
[16:39:01] ~Empress Trace: "There are three guards in front of an open gate. One has an old sword, two with crossbows. Innocents are there but moving away from the scene."
[16:39:21] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) picks up the talker
[16:39:49] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[16:40:31] • ~Lady Frost(imp) sits down a slight distance away and gives the cheating whore time to grieve, lost in her own thoughts.
[16:41:17] ~Empress Trace: "The talker struggles but can't get down. The crossbowmen are trained o n St'ro but are unwilling to fire because of their friend in his hand."
[16:41:52] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, I can tell you're the hero, so either, you or your buddies can talk, or they can clean you off the gate.
[16:42:28] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[16:42:41] ~Empress Trace: "Never. I'm not letting a monster near Lille!"
[16:42:52] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Just near your town, huh.
[16:43:00] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) squeezes
[16:43:49] • ~Lady Frost(imp) tries to learn the spells on the scrolls she obtained, a hopefully safe distance from the others
[16:43:54] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[16:44:24] ~Empress Trace: "Wait, wait! I can tell you, head east! It's huge, you'll see it in no time!"
[16:44:48] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[16:45:00] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, I respect you just so you know. Lille is safe, I just wanted to get there and didn't know the way.
[16:45:03] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) leaves
[16:45:25] ~Empress Trace: "Frost is a fantastic spell caster when it comes to failing and blowing shit up in her own face. Frost is now high as balls."
[16:45:39] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well
[16:45:53] • ~Lady Frost(imp) assumes the position
[16:46:27] ~Lady Frost(imp): Oh my god
[16:46:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): No, no we are not doing this
[16:47:01] ~Empress Trace: "St'ro finds his way to Lille, and he's now back to normal."
[16:47:09] • @Leo Atlas(imp) goes to where Frost is
[16:47:22] @Leo Atlas(imp): Frost?
[16:47:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): .......
[16:48:02] ~Lady Frost(imp): No
[16:48:04] ~Lady Frost(imp): Go away
[16:48:38] ~Lady Frost(imp): You are a hallucination that I do not want to deal with.
[16:48:45] ~Lady Frost(imp): About the last thing I wanted to see
[16:48:54] ~Lady Frost(imp): Both of you are
[16:48:56] @Leo Atlas(imp): I'm not a hallucination. At least I'm pretty sure.
[16:48:58] ~Lady Frost(imp): I'm not even humoring this
[16:49:05] @Leo Atlas(imp): Wait both of us?
[16:49:13] @Leo Atlas(imp): There's only one.
[16:49:54] ~Lady Frost(imp): ............
[16:50:18] • ~Lady Frost(imp) does not engage the hallucinations of hot men any further
[16:51:29] ~Lady Frost(imp): *eyebrow twitch*
[16:51:42] ~Lady Frost(imp): Of all the horrible luck. The two things I wanted to see least
[16:52:14] • @Sprite Tan still cry cry
[16:52:37] ~Lady Frost(imp): Ther eis nothing rude about not talking to a fever dream.
[16:52:42] • @Leo Atlas(imp) tap Frost's shoulder
[16:52:53] ~Lady Frost(imp): *groans in annoyance*
[16:53:02] ~Lady Frost(imp): Isn't this awkward for either of you?
[16:53:06] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) cloaks up and enters lille
[16:53:18] ~Lady Frost(imp): I don't have room in my life for two hallucinations
[16:53:47] ~Lady Frost(imp): Don't get any ideas
[16:54:01] ~Lady Frost(imp): I don't care if you're a figment of my imagination you still aren't allowed to
[16:54:44] ~Empress Trace: "St'ro enters the bustling city of Lille, wall to wall mages. There is fine jewelry, scrolls, and tome shops all over the place. Some of the people give St'ro dirty looks, but mostly they don't notice him."
[16:54:51] @Leo Atlas(imp): Frost, there's no one else actually here.
[16:54:59] @Leo Atlas(imp): (besides everyone in Lille)
[16:55:34] ~Lady Frost(imp): Oh. You can't see each other? That doesn't make very much sense.
[16:55:39] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) seeks out a crowded area to hang out in near an alley.
[16:55:45] ~Lady Frost(imp): But I suppose nothing about this is supposed to make sense
[16:56:30] ~Empress Trace: "St'ro hangs out near an alley. A MAGIC alley."
[16:57:08] ~Empress Trace: "Frost stops tripping her balls off."
[16:57:26] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) talks to the riff raff for a while, bringing up the topic of local doll related lore when applicable. (it can be montage if you want, or we can play this out.)
[16:57:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): *cautiously opens one eye and sees Leo*
[16:57:35] ~Lady Frost(imp): Oh....
[16:57:39] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well that would explain a lot
[16:58:45] @Leo Atlas(imp): What would explain what?
[16:58:51] ~Lady Frost(imp): ...don't worry about it.
[16:59:01] ~Lady Frost(imp): You should probably give me some space. I'm working on something
[16:59:05] ~Empress Trace: "A older woman stops to talk to St'ro 'What kind of doll are we talking about? Old creepy dolls are tradition in stories across the globe.' "
[17:00:16] ~Empress Trace: DL: So, this is the plan, is it?
[17:00:20] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I've been hearing lately about a local doll of legend here in Lille, but that's about all I know, it's sort of a hobby of mine to check out mythical dolls. I'm sort of a weirdo.
[17:00:47] @Leo Atlas(imp): Oh, alright.
[17:02:47] ~Empress Trace: 'You know, there are lots of magic doll shops in this town. You probably won't find it by poking around asking from creepy dolls.'
[17:02:49] ~Empress Trace: *for
[17:02:50] • @Leo Atlas(imp) goes back to town because of nothing else to do
[17:03:13] ~Umber St'ro(imp): The doll I'm looking for probably isn't in a shop.
[17:03:25] • ~Lady Frost(imp) does the thing again
[17:03:38] ~Empress Trace: "Lero Atlas goes back to White Flag. They currently aren't in a giving a shit mood about human warriors."
[17:03:44] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[17:03:57] ~Empress Trace: "Frost all lives in yellow submarine."
[17:04:05] • ~Lady Frost(imp) once again assumes the position
[17:04:21] • @Leo Atlas(imp) (glaring)
[17:05:27] ~Empress Trace: 'Well, there are lots of places that aren't stores, you probably should hire a douser and a scryer.'
[17:05:31] ~Empress Trace: *or
[17:06:06] ~Lady Frost(imp): There's no point in talking to you.
[17:06:27] ~Lady Frost(imp): Because you aren't real.
[17:06:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): And it's only going to make things depressing
[17:07:08] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Ah, well, enough about my... pilgrimage. What makes you tick?
[17:07:21] • @Leo Atlas(imp) wanders around town aimlessly until nothing happens
[17:07:44] ~Empress Trace: 'What do you mean? Are you trying to get a date?'
[17:08:15] ~Lady Frost(imp): I sincerely doubt that.
[17:08:18] ~Empress Trace: "Leo wanders around aimlessly, as the background music is slow smooth jazz."
[17:08:29] ~Lady Frost(imp): Given my previous experiences with it, I do not think that's possible
[17:08:52] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Oh, I wasn't particularly, but I guess if you want to show me around.
[17:08:54] ~Lady Frost(imp): I don't think that's how this magic works.
[17:09:32] ~Empress Trace: 'Where do you want me to show you? There's soooo much here.'
[17:09:56] ~Empress Trace: DL: Alright, now I'm starting to feel bad. I think you all may be somewhat handicapped.
[17:10:13] ~Umber St'ro(imp): What would you want to see if there was only one thing in this town you could ever see?
[17:10:29] • ~Lady Frost(imp) sighs
[17:10:41] ~Lady Frost(imp): Whatever. What do you want to talk about while this wears off?
[17:12:05] ~Empress Trace: 'We could go to Chateua Ravio- Revea- Ravoli? The royal family lives there, and it's pretty neat.'
[17:12:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): That's a lot more flattering than I expected.
[17:13:23] ~Empress Trace: DL: This is not progressing forward as I expected.
[17:13:42] ~Umber St'ro(imp): It works for me.
[17:14:31] ~Empress Trace: "The older woman starts walking down a crowded magic street in the crowded magic town."
[17:14:44] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) walks beside her
[17:15:13] ~Lady Frost(imp): You're dead. What do you mean what's wrong?
[17:16:19] ~Lady Frost(imp): I forgive you, hallucination.
[17:17:47] ~Empress Trace: "Umber St'ro is led to a giant white building that is giant and white and has purple banners, and has beautiful foliage, and magical constructs of some kinds. 'Well, here it is. It's lovely, but I can't bring you inside.' "
[17:17:59] ~Empress Trace: DL: Lady Frost, wake up for a minute.
[17:18:05] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (bring you inside)
[17:18:29] ~Umber St'ro(imp): It is beautiful.
[17:18:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): .......Well, I do not know if you are real or not, but ignoring you probably would not be the best idea
[17:18:57] ~Empress Trace: DL: No, it wouldn't be. "DL fixes your highness."
[17:19:19] ~Lady Frost(imp): ...So?
[17:20:34] ~Empress Trace: 'I don't know what else to show you. This town is all glitter and no soul, except the magicy soul.'
[17:20:48] ~Lady Frost(imp): (take him shoooopppiiinngg~~~)
[17:21:04] ~Lady Frost(imp): (__shopppiiiinnnngggg~____
[17:21:07] ~Lady Frost(imp): (frick)
[17:21:11] ~Empress Trace: DL: This didn't cause the party to begin doing things as I expected.
[17:21:13] ~Lady Frost(imp): (why didn't that work?!)
[17:21:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well, we're kind of...mourning, I suppose.
[17:22:16] ~Empress Trace: DL: *sigh* Alright, then. I'm making a second executive descision.
[17:22:16] ~Lady Frost(imp): Are we supposed to just will Tan off the corpse of her freshly dead kin?
[17:22:25] ~Umber St'ro(imp): It's whatever. I haven't been here before, it's has a much nicer atmosphere than DLUF 4.
[17:22:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): Come to think of it....
[17:22:43] ~Lady Frost(imp): Pardon me for a moment, but we do not know what Str'o is doing
[17:22:49] ~Lady Frost(imp): He doesn't seem to be around
[17:23:19] ~Empress Trace: DL: He's taking a tour of Lille looking for the artifact. But this isn't possible alone. This part may be, but things to come require more than one of you.
[17:23:36] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well I can't go there.
[17:23:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): Unless me being locked away is part of your grand master plan.
[17:24:00] ~Empress Trace: 'I've always wanted to see the inside of it, you know. But I'm old and they never let old people party hard.'
[17:24:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): Though I'm fairly certain searching for artifacts won't be possible from my imprisonment
[17:24:28] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Inside the facility, or the chateau?
[17:24:39] ~Empress Trace: DL: As I said, I'm making a second executive descision.
[17:24:52] ~Empress Trace: 'What is it like inside dluf 4?'
[17:25:42] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Gritty. Musky. Lots of bug men and bug women. A lot of the houses are actually repurposed jail cells.
[17:26:23] ~Lady Frost(imp): .....
[17:26:26] ~Empress Trace: "The Dark Lord shoots a white and black ball of energy into Shil, who begins coughing violently." DL: Never let it happen again. "Then he leaves."
[17:26:31] ~Lady Frost(imp): (she doesn't really have anything good to say to that)
[17:26:53] • ~Lady Frost(imp) white gurl gasps
[17:26:56] @Sprite Tan: (omg)
[17:27:11] ~Empress Trace: 'Sounds interesting, dearie. Maybe someday you can show me that. Before I get too old for such places.'
[17:27:26] • @Sprite Tan newly intensified bawling now with hugging
[17:27:50] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Owowowow... Please be gentle.
[17:28:01] • @Leo Atlas(imp) wandering back to check on party
[17:28:20] ~Lady Frost(imp): H-he's alive?!
[17:28:24] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I guess it's not too far away, how about you help me scrounge up info on this doll, and after I find it, I'll give you the grand tour.
[17:28:52] ~Empress Trace: "Leo Atlas arrives just in time for Shil to pull a Lazurus.'
[17:29:09] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) suddenly thinks about how his birthplace is brought up.
[17:29:23] ~Umber St'ro(imp): \\The coin had to do with Tan's past.\\
[17:29:29] ~Umber St'ro(imp): \\And now Lille\\
[17:29:31] • @Leo Atlas(imp) staring in shock
[17:30:25] ~Empress Trace: 'I can do my best to help you find it, dearie. If you really want my help.'
[17:30:57] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Actually, Yes, I will definitely take you to DLUF 4 after. I'm St'ro by the by.
[17:31:32] • ~Lady Frost(imp) waits for the cheating whore to stop bein a lil Butch from Team Rocket
[17:32:15] ~Empress Trace: 'I'm Anabelle. Nice to meet you more properly, St'ro.'
[17:33:12] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well Anabelle. Do you know anything about a Lady Frost that once lived here? Where she lived?
[17:33:41] ~Empress Trace: 'Yes, as a matter of fact, she was the heir here. But apparently now she's Lille's most wanted.'
[17:34:13] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Yeah, I've only heard of her legend, her last name is usually left out.
[17:34:34] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I think the doll might have been hers.
[17:36:09] ~Empress Trace: 'Well, how are you going to get in there, then?'
[17:37:22] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I don't know, how does anyone get in?
[17:38:07] ~Empress Trace: 'They're invited, usually.
[17:38:08] ~Empress Trace: '
[17:38:17] ~Empress Trace: Shi: You're crushing me back to death, Tan.
[17:38:34] • @Sprite Tan lets go a bit
[17:38:38] @Sprite Tan: I'm sorry
[17:39:02] @Sprite Tan: I'm really sorry Shil.
[17:39:40] ~Umber St'ro(imp): So, I guess one of us needs to be some sort of local hero.
[17:40:03] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Is there anything incredibly mundane that needs done around here that would earn praise?
[17:40:25] ~Empress Trace: Shil: You don't have anything to be sorry about.
[17:40:47] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (disembodied St'ro: Yes, you do.)
[17:41:30] • ~Lady Frost(imp) just watches the heartfelt moment I guess
[17:42:10] ~Empress Trace: 'I'm sure there is, but I wouldn't know what specifically.'
[17:42:15] @Sprite Tan: I have a lot to be sorry about though
[17:42:15] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Where's St'ro?
[17:42:22] ~Lady Frost(imp): Lille, apparently
[17:42:30] ~Lady Frost(imp): Some of you should probably go help him
[17:42:58] @Leo Atlas(imp): Wait what did i miss?
[17:43:06] ~Lady Frost(imp): A lot.
[17:43:21] @Leo Atlas(imp): Very many important things but specifically
[17:44:20] ~Empress Trace: Shil: We should all go help him. That's what the Dark Lord wants us to do, isn't it?
[17:44:25] ~Lady Frost(imp): Yes
[17:44:27] @Sprite Tan: Probably.
[17:44:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): he said so specifically.
[17:44:41] ~Lady Frost(imp): However, I will not be accompanying you.
[17:44:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): I can't set foot in that place.
[17:44:58] @Sprite Tan: Not even in disguise?
[17:45:14] @Sprite Tan: Why though??
[17:45:16] @Leo Atlas(imp): I'm sure you've been asked by us like 8000 times bu why can't you go to lille?
[17:45:41] ~Lady Frost(imp): That is....none of your business.
[17:45:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): I'm sorry, but I would prefer not to say
[17:46:05] ~Lady Frost(imp): However, everyone would be better off if I did not go in
[17:46:27] @Sprite Tan: Well one of us should probably stay with you so you aren't alone in case someone stumbles upon you. (hinthint tanfrost)
[17:46:40] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Are you sure? We could probably use your help. (hinthint Shilfrost)
[17:46:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): I really can't go
[17:46:53] @Sprite Tan: (hinhin Truck you)
[17:46:55] @Leo Atlas(imp): (I don't link leaving Leo to his own devices is a great idea. He'd probably try to eat a raccoon or something)
[17:46:59] @Sprite Tan: (*hinthint)
[17:47:01] ~Empress Trace: (hinthint forever alone)
[17:47:08] @Leo Atlas(imp): (it's true)
[17:48:05] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Don't you have a disguise mirror?
[17:48:26] ~Lady Frost(imp): It's been used up. i don't have the ingredients I need to recharge it.
[17:48:45] @Leo Atlas(imp): Could we find it in town maybe?
[17:49:08] ~Lady Frost(imp): Definitely. But it seems like a waste of time.
[17:49:11] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I'm always a fan of helping orphans. Are there any orphans here?
[17:49:14] ~Lady Frost(imp): You can try if you like.
[17:49:31] ~Lady Frost(imp): We probably don't have enough money, though.
[17:49:35] ~Empress Trace: 'Of course there are orphans. Are you a little daft?'
[17:50:00] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You never know when you're going to step into a utopia.
[17:50:11] @Sprite Tan: You can use my cloak as a cowl or something?
[17:50:24] ~Lady Frost(imp): Look, I don't want to go in, okay?!
[17:50:28] @Sprite Tan: Also I have money.
[17:50:57] @Leo Atlas(imp): Even if you don't go, what are you gonna do? Look for the other artifacts?
[17:51:04] ~Umber St'ro(imp): So what's the situation with orphans here in Lille? Are they taken care of at all?
[17:51:35] ~Empress Trace: 'Most are in orphaneges, though I hear they're not the greatest places in the world. Lille doesn't believe in frequent charity.'
[17:51:37] @Sprite Tan: What if some bandits come at you while you're by yourself and you Truck up a spell and it alerts local authorities to you.
[17:51:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): Didn't you say you wanted to wait with me?
[17:52:59] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well, I could help the orphans understand how to toy get charity, but I feel that wouldn't make much of a good name for me aside from with orphans.
[17:53:06] @Leo Atlas(imp): How are we gonna get to Lille without a map? The only one we have is magical and frost operated.
[17:53:11] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (remove toy)
[17:53:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): I can tell you which way to go. I can even lead you there.
[17:53:43] ~Lady Frost(imp): But i am not setting foot in that place.
[17:54:18] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, I think the only logical thing to do would be to visit an orphanage. Unless there's something in town that's been eating away at you that you'd like to change.
[17:54:29] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Would you walk in on your hands?
[17:54:43] • ~Lady Frost(imp) bitchy white gurl glare
[17:54:53] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Sorry, woozy from recent death.
[17:55:03] ~Empress Trace: 'Well, I can lead you to one if you like.'
[17:56:52] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright. Let's go, I'll be working on some... well no point in lying, I'm going to make some fake credentials in case I need to scare the people in charge.
[17:57:04] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) does what he said.
[17:57:28] ~Empress Trace: 'I don't give a flying frack, I've been making fake credentials since there was a drinking age.'
[17:58:08] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You are so gorgeous to me right now.
[17:58:14] ~Lady Frost(imp): (omfg)
[17:58:27] ~Empress Trace: "Anabelle leads on to an orphanage, Dursley's Crawlspace.
[17:58:29] ~Empress Trace: "
[17:58:39] @Sprite Tan: (well then)
[17:59:12] @Leo Atlas(imp): (wow)
[17:59:17] @Sprite Tan: Well shall we go to the place Frost?
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