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Shea
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:29 pm | |
| - Tan's Bio:
Name: Tan
Gender: Female
Race: Sprite
Style: http://puu.sh/4mJRE Enjoys fighting almost to a fault at times and doesn't have any qualms about killing people. Children are a sort of soft spot of hers, and she enjoys playing games or being a bother to others when nothing is going on. She's just a bit impatient at times, and tends to put herself forward for trying things if others are reluctant.
Background: Tan is a sprite from the well hidden and often overlooked Village of the Sprites, known as Nisloden to it's people. About seventy years ago her family was part of the Sprite aristocracy and her father was fourteenth in line to be the leader of the sprites. However a major political shift occurred and another line took majority control, which they used to depose the former leader and banish Tan's family line to the lower castes, stripping them of their family name. Tan, being only seventeen years old at the time, has had plenty of time to get over it, and was enjoying a simple life as a traveler until she ran into the party.
Combat Style: Fights with brass knuckles or devastating kicks for the most part. When that fails she'll use about anything she can get her hands on.
Weaknesses/Flaws: Can only fight at close range, which due to her small size results in her being more at risk for major injuries than the others. She currently only has one lung, which can leave her short of breath. Can be a bit impatient at times.
- Tan's Stats:
Sprite Tan
Strength: 8
Defense: 5
Stamina: 4
Magic Resistance:
Speed: 10
Dexterity: 9
Charisma: 5
White Magic: 1
Black Magic: 1
Illusion Magic: 1
Last edited by SheaChan on Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:38 pm; edited 2 times in total | |
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:41 am | |
| - As far back as I could get the logs:
[19:06:49] @Sprite Tan: (yeah, we have to wait for frost to come back anyhow) [19:06:55] Skymіn: (Frost is afk) [19:07:04] ~RM: (For Skymin, Brea, our NPC healer girl, also has the shield and was meant to be this years kid.) [19:07:11] ~RM: *year's [19:07:53] @Sprite Tan: (Leo and I kinda... randomly saved her haha) [19:08:04] • ~Frost (returns) [19:08:11] ~Frost: (oshit) [19:08:23] ~Frost: (wweeeee're gonna die [19:08:25] ~Frost: ) [19:08:29] Skymіn: (Totes, m8) [19:08:38] @Leo Atlas: (We'll be fine. Don't be a Butch from Team Rocket) [19:08:49] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [19:08:56] • ~Frost (who you callin a Butch from Team Rocket, Butch from Team Rocket) [19:08:57] ~RM: (Unpausing for frost to be appalled.) [19:09:12] • ~Frost looks over to the "boy" [19:09:17] ~Frost: This child.... [19:09:42] @Sprite Tan: He's probably beyond saving... [19:09:45] Ζarеl: (I doubt I'm allowed here.) [19:09:47] ~Umber St'ro: do you think you could save him with CPR? [19:09:58] @Sprite Tan: (Hi) [19:10:07] ~Umber St'ro: (why would you not be allowed?) [19:10:09] ~Frost: (anyone is) [19:10:16] ~Frost: (you just have to talk in()) [19:10:27] Skymіn: (Wait that was Zarel 0.o) User: Skymіn Previous names: Skymіn, Ζarеl IP: 108.210.50.145 In rooms: roleplay [19:10:32] @Leo Atlas: (lol yeah) [19:10:43] ~Frost: (he's been here before. It's not a big deal) [19:10:45] ~Umber St'ro: (duh skymin, I knew you had cyrillic already, lol) [19:10:56] Skymіn: (Plz I have Greek >.>) [19:11:05] ~Umber St'ro: (same stiffy) [19:11:14] ~RM: (Stop distracting, we have rping to do.) [19:11:21] Skymіn: (K fine I have access to a unicode site. Happy?) [19:11:44] @Leo Atlas: (yeah) [19:12:02] ~Umber St'ro: so what are we doing now? [19:12:05] @Sprite Tan: (okay, back to the rp) [19:12:09] @Leo Atlas: So, What exactly do we do? [19:12:13] ~Frost: (waiting to be murdered) [19:12:32] @Sprite Tan: Um, not poking at things without everyone's knowledge. [19:12:44] ~RM: (Good plan so far.) [19:12:56] ~Umber St'ro: what, no, let's poke him [19:13:00] ~Umber St'ro: he's dead anyway [19:13:09] ~Umber St'ro: maybe it will hurt the black heart or something [19:13:13] @Sprite Tan: No! Why would you do that! There's obviously that thing on his chest! [19:13:17] @Leo Atlas: Well, you're welcome to try [19:13:25] ~Frost: I wouldn't recommend it... [19:13:36] Skymіn: (This scene) [19:13:45] Skymіn: (Fucking reminds me of Epic Battle Fantasy 3) [19:13:59] ~Umber St'ro: alright, let's go in then if no one wants to try anything [19:14:02] ~RM: (I know, right?) [19:14:13] ~RM: (They're about to lose all their skills and Equips.) [19:14:21] @Sprite Tan: (you woundn't) [19:14:23] ~Frost: (WAT NO) [19:14:30] Skymіn: (Totes... WAIT WTF WHY DID YOU REVEAL THE PLAN) [19:14:30] ~RM: (I'm kidding.) [19:14:39] Skymіn: (imean jk jk) [19:15:01] • ~Umber St'ro walks forward towards the black heart's chamber [19:15:04] @Leo Atlas: (NO! I CAN'T LOSE MY SKILLS) [19:15:18] @Leo Atlas: (They're all vital to the party!) [19:15:23] ~Frost: I....I have a dreadful feeling about this [19:15:28] Skymіn: (Except twerking) [19:15:31] @Sprite Tan: You aren't the only one... [19:15:31] Skymіn: (imeanwut) [19:15:47] • @Leo Atlas enters the chamber [19:15:51] ~Frost: (fak brb again) [19:15:58] • @Sprite Tan follows, but stays a way back [19:16:20] ~RM: "Nothing of interest happens, but from this distance, the party can tell the Orb is pulsing, and appears to be growing." [19:16:40] • ~Umber St'ro throws a berry at it [19:17:31] ~RM: "A flat nothing happens, besides the berry seems to just kinda SHLORP into the thing." [19:18:04] • ~Umber St'ro (should have said here goes nothing) [19:18:17] @Leo Atlas: Well [19:18:18] @Sprite Tan: Well. [19:18:24] ~RM: (Pausing for forest.) [19:18:31] ~RM: (Well.) [19:18:43] ~Umber St'ro: frost, shoot it with magic [19:19:12] ~Umber St'ro: (redact that) [19:20:02] • ~Frost (returns) [19:20:27] ~Frost: (you want me to wat?) [19:20:44] @Leo Atlas: (Trymagcking it) [19:20:45] ~Frost: (this thing probably eats magic! You gonna get me killed) [19:20:55] ~Umber St'ro: Hello black heart, it's been a long time, so long you probably don't even remember me. I am the Pure one, I created you to give myself the purity required for my existence. I have an offer for you. End the sacrifices, and I won't reabsorb you. [19:20:56] • ~Frost (zsnaps) [19:21:08] • @Sprite Tan facepalms [19:21:11] • ~Frost jaw drops [19:21:15] ~Frost: You cannot be serious [19:21:21] @Leo Atlas: Hm [19:21:23] @Sprite Tan: I think he's gone nuts. [19:21:29] ~Frost: You foolhardy..... [19:21:42] @Leo Atlas: Do you two have a better idea? [19:21:50] ~RM: "The orb makes a sicken sloshing sound, but seems to shrink into a very small dot." [19:21:54] @Sprite Tan: No, but... [19:22:08] ~Frost: This is reckless! [19:22:19] ~Frost: (oh god I just finished her sentence) [19:22:30] ~RM: "Brea seems to be rather worried about the whole affair, and hides behind Leo." [19:22:30] Skymіn: (gj) [19:22:36] @Sprite Tan: Something tells me we should have left Brea with the town people. [19:22:46] ~Umber St'ro: (st'ro just tricked a god, js) [19:22:59] Skymіn: (inb4 that's the devil) [19:23:03] ~Frost: (if this works I swear to fucking god XD) [19:23:06] ~RM: "The dot starts to push something out of it, that's also black." [19:23:25] ~Umber St'ro: brace yourselves chosen heros [19:23:37] ~Frost: Drop the charade already! [19:23:47] ~Umber St'ro: (Truck you frost) [19:23:47] • @Leo Atlas readies his weapons [19:23:55] • @Sprite Tan steps in front of Brea and Leo [19:23:56] ~Frost: (lolno) [19:24:01] @Sprite Tan: Leo, keep Brea safe! [19:24:06] ~RM: "With a PLOP, the dot releases a small, floating mass of tentacles with one giant eye exits the dot. 'Poy!' it says cutely. It floats around aimlessly." [19:24:07] @Leo Atlas: Got it! [19:24:22] ~RM: (Grammar fail.) [19:24:24] ~Frost: .........What? [19:24:28] @Sprite Tan: It's... not attacking us...? [19:24:43] ~Frost: ..Don't let your guard down! [19:24:53] @Leo Atlas: Kill it it before is becomes menaicng [19:24:53] Skymіn: (inb4 cute charm js) [19:24:56] ~Umber St'ro: I'm afraid it's all or nothing, if I absorb that I will no longer be pure. [19:25:03] • @Sprite Tan keeps between it and Brea, just in case. [19:25:10] • ~Frost hits him upside the head [19:25:13] ~RM: "The dot shoots out another one of the cute monsters. 'Poy!'" [19:25:22] ~Umber St'ro: alright, start killing them [19:25:41] @Sprite Tan: Oh Truck us. There's going to be a lot of them... Okay, it would be best to send Brea up top. [19:25:47] ~RM: " 'Poy!' " [19:25:49] • ~Umber St'ro takes tan's spot in front of brea [19:26:02] • ~Frost takes a few cautious steps back [19:26:08] • @Sprite Tan rushes forward and punch one of the blobs [19:26:33] ~Frost: (brb again -.-) [19:26:51] ~Umber St'ro: (frost is super easy to RP with) [19:27:05] @Sprite Tan: (^) [19:27:12] ~RM: "The monster is flung into the wall. The wall behind it cracks. The monster, however, simply floats up and says 'Poy! as more appear from the dot." [19:27:29] @Sprite Tan: Okay then. [19:27:37] • ~Umber St'ro tries to use a red fruit to turn the portal into metal [19:27:44] ~Umber St'ro: (by throwing it) [19:28:12] • @Sprite Tan turns towards the portal. [19:28:49] ~RM: "SHLORCH goes the portal. 'Poy THUNK!' says the blob, and then it crashes to the floor wrapped in red metal. The next one, however, seems normal." [19:29:19] • ~Umber St'ro continues throwing another red fruit every time a blob comes out [19:29:20] • @Sprite Tan runs towards the portal and spin kicks it with her heel. [19:29:53] ~Umber St'ro: leo [19:30:00] @Leo Atlas: Yes? [19:30:02] ~RM: "The fruits produce blobs of the same color, but St'ro's fruit supply can't keep up. Shea's leg phases through harmless." [19:30:03] ~Umber St'ro: I think this thing might be harmed by white magic [19:30:10] ~Umber St'ro: it is called the "black heart" after all [19:30:15] ~RM: *Sprite's [19:30:16] ~Umber St'ro: you should get brea to cast some [19:30:17] @Leo Atlas: I see what you're saying [19:30:30] @Sprite Tan: I don't really want to risk Brea though... [19:30:50] • @Sprite Tan grabs a blob and examines it closely [19:31:08] ~Umber St'ro: she can cast from a distance can't she? [19:31:38] ~RM: " 'Poy!' says the blob Tan is holding, and the starts to meld itself to her arms, albeit slowly." [19:31:43] ~RM: *then [19:31:49] @Leo Atlas: Drop it! [19:31:51] @Sprite Tan: Oh guck. [19:32:00] • @Sprite Tan tries to shake it off. [19:32:13] @Sprite Tan: (oh Truck, why is it always me) [19:32:37] @Leo Atlas: (Because you're awesome and are actually willing to try things [19:32:43] Skymіn: (^) [19:32:45] @Sprite Tan: (Dammit) [19:32:49] ~Umber St'ro: (he'll brb, also we should put it on hold for frost anyway) [19:32:58] @Sprite Tan: (^) [19:35:00] ~RM: (I return, but our good mage has not.( [19:35:04] @Sprite Tan: (WE SHALL WAIT FOR FROST) [19:35:29] @Sprite Tan: (fucking poy blobs) [19:35:47] @Leo Atlas: (Ok, so we have a bit of time. I want to explain something from yesterday) [19:36:14] @Sprite Tan: (ok) [19:36:18] @Leo Atlas: (Y'all remember how I said I pretend to be deaf?) [19:36:32] ~RM: (Yessir.) [19:37:14] @Sprite Tan: (I was curious about that actually) [19:37:43] @Leo Atlas: (yeah. because my school is lame they offer like two foreign languages.) [19:37:48] @Leo Atlas: (One of them is ASL) [19:37:56] @Leo Atlas: (The other is spanish, but that sounded boring) [19:38:10] ~RM: (Ah, I gotcha.) [19:38:25] @Sprite Tan: (ok) [19:38:46] ~Umber St'ro: (that sounds like a very practical idea) [19:38:55] ~Frost: (I'm back) [19:39:00] Skymіn: (Yesh) [19:39:22] ~RM: (Read, brother.) [19:39:37] @Sprite Tan: (Frost halp) [19:39:59] @Leo Atlas: (So occasionally, my friend and I go places in San Francisco with one of us pretending to be deaf 1) because it's funny 2) because our teacher encourages it and 3) because it helps with our signing speed and accuracy) [19:40:07] ~RM: "Tan, screaming and flailing like a small girl, manages to dislodge the creature. It doesn't seem to mind much, earning only a 'Poy.' " [19:40:08] ~Frost: (what am I supposed to do? XD) [19:40:20] ~Frost: oh my....ummm [19:40:26] Skymіn: (gj on the description) [19:40:28] • ~Frost attempts to freeze some of the blobs [19:40:32] Skymіn: (I'll keep that forever.) [19:40:42] Skymіn: (The mental image is amazing) [19:40:46] ~Umber St'ro: so leo, can you please have her try? [19:40:59] @Leo Atlas: Alright [19:41:05] • @Leo Atlas turns to Brea [19:41:17] @Sprite Tan: (>w<) [19:41:24] ~Frost: (  ) [19:41:29] @Leo Atlas: Can you try casting some magic on the orb? [19:41:33] Skymіn: (⌐_⌐) [19:41:51] Skymіn: (I dearly hope it doesn't absorb holy magic...) [19:41:58] ~RM: "Frost succeeds in freezing a few of the cute little harmless Black Hearts. But, you know, there are more. 'Poy...' They say. That seems to be getting... less happy. Brea stares at Leo with fear clear in her eyes, she clearly has no idea what to do." [19:42:18] ~Frost: oh my...Tan! [19:42:22] ~Frost: What do we do? [19:42:25] ~Umber St'ro: tell her to try to heal one of the blobs [19:42:28] ~Frost: It's going to kill her! [19:42:33] • @Leo Atlas points to a blob [19:42:39] @Leo Atlas: Try healing that thing [19:42:52] @Sprite Tan: Hmm [19:42:54] ~Frost: The one on her arm! [19:43:04] Skymіn: (Hold up) [19:43:09] • @Sprite Tan pulls out sword and tries to cut one in half [19:43:11] Skymіn: (~RM: "Tan, screaming and flailing like a small girl, manages to dislodge the creature. It doesn't seem to mind much, earning only a 'Poy.' ") [19:43:15] @Sprite Tan: (I already got it off frost) [19:43:17] ~Umber St'ro: (she already shook it off) [19:43:19] ~Frost: (shat) [19:43:19] ~RM: (Point to skymin.) [19:43:24] ~Frost: (I didn't read all that XD) [19:43:25] @Sprite Tan: (thanks sky) [19:43:30] ~Frost: (I was tyring to catch up quickly) [19:43:34] ~Umber St'ro: ([19:43:15] @Sprite Tan: (I already got it off frost)) [19:43:34] ~Frost: trying*) [19:43:43] Skymіn: (I at least TRY to pay attention) [19:43:43] ~Frost: (I'm distracted ;-  [19:43:45] ~Umber St'ro: ([19:43:15] @Sprite Tan: (I already got it off frost)) [19:44:00] Skymіn: (Speaking of which I forgot to tell you some things about declare) [19:44:14] ~RM: "Brea nods, and casts healing magic at a group of blobs. The blobs wither and die with nothing more than a 'Poy'. [19:44:16] ~Frost: (Invalid if you paste that one more time I'm going to force feed you your own pinkie finger) [19:44:19] ~RM: 9 [19:44:30] ~RM: (not done.) [19:44:37] ~RM: (Don't respond.) [19:44:41] @Sprite Tan: (k) [19:45:05] • @Leo Atlas (responds rebelliously) [19:45:23] Skymіn: (SHIT. I forgot to do my homework) [19:45:33] ~RM: "The blobs are not amused by this, it seems. Their eyes are turning a bright shade of red, and their tentacles are flailing out threateningly. Tan does not kill any blobs." [19:45:33] ~Umber St'ro: (glad we care) [19:45:48] ~RM: (Run, Skymin, RUUUUUN!) [19:45:52] ~Frost: that doesn't look good..... [19:45:59] • @Leo Atlas (throws skymin at the blobs) [19:46:18] Skymіn: (Does this mean I get thrown into the RP, now? .-.) [19:46:22] @Sprite Tan: (lol) [19:46:30] ~Frost: (it was in parenthesis) [19:46:30] ~Umber St'ro: we know how to kill them now, leo, keep telling her what to do [19:46:32] ~Frost: (so no) [19:46:35] ~RM: (Frost unlocks the NO SHIT trophy! 10g) [19:46:43] Skymіn: (I was just kidding) [19:46:48] @Sprite Tan: Leo, tell her to heal the portal! [19:46:50] ~Frost: (you laugh) [19:46:58] ~Frost: (but now I want that money in my inventory) [19:47:01] @Leo Atlas: Brea, see the orb i nthe middle? Heal that. [19:47:03] Skymіn: (*insert flushing noises here*) [19:47:13] ~RM: (Ten gamer points, nub sauce.) [19:47:23] Skymіn: (?) [19:47:34] ~Frost: (are these redeemable for cash and or prizes? [19:47:36] ~Frost: ) [19:47:50] @Sprite Tan: (like xbox gamerscore frost) [19:48:04] ~Frost: (I don't play that shit XD) [19:48:35] @Leo Atlas: (Congratz, you do now) [19:48:44] ~RM: "The portal is not happy at all with the magic casting happening around it, and suddenly all the little ones start swarming around it. Out of the portal comes.... 'POY' one fastass tentacle monster with one eye." [19:48:58] Skymіn: (Too much hentai .-.) [19:49:11] Skymіn: (Wait idk wtf it is) [19:49:13] @Leo Atlas: Well [19:49:14] Skymіn: (xD) [19:49:26] ~Umber St'ro: let's back up a little [19:49:30] ~Frost: (oh gross) [19:49:40] ~RM: (Roll to keep your innocence.) [19:49:45] • @Sprite Tan backs way up [19:49:49] ~Frost: (DON'T YOU DARE) [19:49:57] • ~Frost hides behind St'ro [19:50:09] • @Sprite Tan (tries to keep innocence) [19:50:35] • ~Frost (summons magical chastity belt) [19:50:36] Skymіn: (I got 8.) [19:51:06] @Leo Atlas: (What a shame skymin. I hope you like evil demon tentacles) [19:51:17] ~RM: "Brea is crying heavily and clinging to Leo for dear life. The blob seems rather bored, actually. 'Is the really all we're going to do for the last ten minutes of your lives? How disappointing.' " [19:51:35] ~Frost: (did it talk? ._.) [19:51:36] @Sprite Tan: Well, hi there. [19:51:44] ~RM: (Yes, yes it did.) [19:51:47] @Leo Atlas: Did that thing just talk? [19:51:49] ~Frost: It...talks? [19:51:59] ~Frost: What on earth is this? [19:52:01] Skymіn: (Well I already had a close enough encounter with a flying ghost basilisk, so I can live.) [19:52:06] ~RM: 'Yes, I'm more suprised that all of YOU can talk.' [19:52:08] ~Umber St'ro: about to get healed is what it is [19:52:16] ~Umber St'ro: leo [19:52:18] ~Umber St'ro: ? [19:52:23] @Sprite Tan: You never knew we could talk? [19:52:44] @Leo Atlas: Brea, we need you to heal that monster, it's the only way to stop it! [19:53:05] ~RM: 'Do you talk to soup? It's basically the same principle.' "Brea seems rather confused, and doesn't cast." [19:53:27] @Leo Atlas: (We are going to die) [19:53:33] @Sprite Tan: Hey! I talk to my soup sometimes! [19:53:50] ~Frost: ("We'll be fine. Stop being a Butch from Team Rocket!") [19:54:18] @Sprite Tan: (oh god, I'm going to die) [19:54:20] @Leo Atlas: (That was when Brea was listenign) [19:54:24] • @Leo Atlas stands between Brea and the thing of doom [19:54:27] ~RM: 'Well, that sounds like a find way to spend an evening alone, I'm sure of it. Now, I think a bit of conversation is in order.' [19:54:34] @Leo Atlas: Brea, your magic is the only way to hurt it [19:54:42] @Sprite Tan: Sure, what do you want to talk about? [19:54:52] ~Frost: Tan! don't be ridiculous! [19:55:12] @Leo Atlas: I mean. We can't hurt it without Brea. [19:55:20] @Leo Atlas: Why not have a pleasant chat? [19:55:23] ~Umber St'ro: (frost, why do you Truck everything up right when it's clearly working, there's no degree of in character that that makes sense for) [19:55:26] @Sprite Tan: Ohi Frost, what's up? I'm having a chat here, do you mind? [19:55:37] @Sprite Tan: (Like, really) [19:55:46] ~Frost: (-.-) [19:55:59] ~Frost: (Are you even sure it's working?)' [19:56:08] ~Umber St'ro: (is he attacking us?) [19:56:13] ~RM: 'Rather receptive. Alright, let's have a little discussion. I'm rather in a bind, you see. Quite literally. For the last several hundred years, I've been stuck here, getting Bulwarks fed to me as a way to keep me asleep. Now, I'm sure you have little pity for me, but the whole affair has left me rather... bored.' [19:56:17] ~Frost: (he said we have 10 minutes) [19:56:30] ~RM: (When you were beating him to death.) [19:56:31] @Sprite Tan: Okay? What do you have in mind? [19:56:53] Skymіn: (I'll take that as a way that 10 minutes is a longer time period for the portal than it is to us.) [19:56:57] @Sprite Tan: (aaaaaahg) [19:57:10] @Sprite Tan: (im all worried for Tan) [19:57:25] ~Frost: (I hope you get a negative crit and it just fucking eats you) [19:57:28] ~RM: 'Again, very receptive. Hmm... What to do? As you can probably tell, I'm in a great position to simply take the girl, and the other magic one, too.' [19:57:40] • ~Frost shrinks back [19:58:06] ~Umber St'ro: Brea, I know I'm not leo, but you made me look like him at least, and we really need you to try to heal that monster thing, it's the reason everyone was chasing you before, and if it gets healed it will hurt it, like the little blobs [19:58:12] @Sprite Tan: I suppose that's true. [19:58:38] ~Umber St'ro: just pretend it has a huge cut that needs to be taken care of [19:59:03] ~RM: 'Hmm, if we're going to have a parley over this, it would be prudent to have all members present.' "The smaller blobs block the door. Brea is visibly upset, and can't seem to find it in her to cast anything. She seems to be trying to work up the courage, but she's failing miserably to focus." [19:59:31] • @Sprite Tan turn to everyone else [19:59:38] @Sprite Tan: You guys up for a friendly chat? [19:59:39] ~Umber St'ro: leo, help her [19:59:52] @Leo Atlas: (I have no freaking idea how.) [20:00:03] ~Umber St'ro: (make her feel better, play sax or something [20:00:05] ~Umber St'ro: )* [20:00:10] ~Frost: (Oh god XD) [20:00:12] ~Umber St'ro: alright black heart, I'll talk [20:00:15] @Leo Atlas: (In the middle of a fight?) [20:00:20] Skymіn: (I'd rather play metal music on a piano.) [20:00:23] @Leo Atlas: (Truck it, we don't have a better idea) [20:00:29] @Sprite Tan: (music soothes the savage beast) [20:00:34] ~Umber St'ro: these two are a bit preoccupied, he's trying to make her feel better because she's the bulwurk and all [20:00:39] ~Umber St'ro: so I'll have to fill in [20:00:40] @Leo Atlas: (Worth a shot.) [20:00:51] • @Leo Atlas puts together his sax [20:01:01] ~RM: 'Ah, wonderful. Alright, Umber Hulk. Hmm... I'm wondering, would a wager interest you greatly?' [20:01:13] • @Sprite Tan listens with interest [20:01:30] ~Umber St'ro: I've never needed to gamble before, so it's a foreign concept [20:01:35] ~Umber St'ro: what's the bet? [20:01:42] • @Leo Atlas starts playing, quietly and slowly [20:01:45] Skymіn: (Your life, most likely) [20:01:56] Skymіn: (x3) [20:02:00] ~Umber St'ro: also, well done seeing through the illusion, I was wondering if you had [20:02:03] @Sprite Tan: (one of us being the host maybe) [20:02:47] ~RM: 'The terms are rather clear at this point. Even an outsider that just came to this world today could tell. If you win, I'll stay dormant, willingly, for the next 500 years or so. If I win... I'll take the Bulwark, and the woman mage, as well.' [20:02:55] ~Umber St'ro: (leo, I'm giving you ooc advice) [20:03:05] @Sprite Tan: (oh, frost, okay) [20:03:08] ~Umber St'ro: (ask her who she loves the most, and have her pretend the black heart is them) [20:03:11] ~Frost: (fak u) [20:03:21] ~RM: "Brea is slowly calming over the sax." [20:03:36] @Sprite Tan: (i thought it was gonna want me, but okay) [20:03:37] • ~Frost glares at the monster [20:04:20] ~Umber St'ro: okay, so what are we betting on exactly [20:04:26] • @Leo Atlas starts slowly speeding up the tempo, about 1 bpm for every fifty measures [20:04:40] ~Frost: ("Oh frost, why do you have to ruin talking with the monster. It's not like it wants to eat you or anything!") [20:05:27] @Leo Atlas: (It won't eat you if you don't piss it off and Invalid is as good at stuff as I hope he is) [20:05:32] ~RM: "Hmm... That's a rather interesting question. What DO I want to bet over? I haven't had to think about actually doing something for so many of your mortal years. Hmm..." [20:05:41] ~RM: "Ah, I know what we'll do." [20:06:01] ~Umber St'ro: well, I'm sure there are several things that would be more fun than a bet [20:06:03] @Leo Atlas: (Play rock paper scizors) [20:06:08] ~Frost: ((oh god) [20:06:20] ~Umber St'ro: have you even seen the world? [20:06:40] ~RM: "I'll simply take it from one of your minds. I'll pick a person at random from the four adults in the room, and we'll do that. Sound fair?" [20:06:50] ~RM: (PM me, all of you. Non negotiable.) [20:07:11] ~Frost: (shitshitshit) [20:07:39] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~RM) Umber St'ro bets that a congruent triangle has three sides equal in lenghth. [20:08:06] ~RM: "As an ammendum, it has to be a moderately fair competition both sides can win." [20:08:35] ~RM: "Since a certain umber hulk is trying to fool a god." [20:08:52] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~RM) okay, Umber St'ro proposes a race between the black heart and Sprite Tan. [20:08:54] • ~Frost (slow claps at st'ro) [20:09:18] ~Umber St'ro: ([20:07:39] ~Umber St'ro: Umber St'ro bets that a congruent triangle has three sides equal in lenghth.) [20:09:39] ~Umber St'ro: (I was having real issues hitting my keys properly) [20:12:18] ~RM: "I now have all four suggestions. I shall now pick randomly." [20:12:20] @Sprite Tan: (oh god i hope it isn't miiiiiine) [20:12:26] ~Frost: (^) [20:13:06] @Leo Atlas: (^) [20:13:16] @Sprite Tan: (We're fucked) [20:13:16] ~Frost: (V) [20:13:21] @Leo Atlas: (actually, mine would be fine) [20:13:26] ~RM: "Sprite Tan had the most interesting of the ideas, and the fates agree with me." [20:13:26] @Sprite Tan: (I'M SORRY GUYS) [20:13:31] @Leo Atlas: (But I don't want to do it) [20:13:36] ~Frost: (NUUUUU) [20:13:40] @Sprite Tan: (I'm SO SO SORRY) [20:13:40] ~RM: @Sprite Tan: In character: 'Have two of us fight to the death? No, wait that would be bad!' [20:13:55] ~Frost: (gdi shea) [20:14:02] ~Frost: (brb in a second [20:14:03] ~Frost: ) [20:14:05] @Leo Atlas: (Great. How do we fight a god?) [20:14:07] @Sprite Tan: Shit! [20:14:17] @Sprite Tan: (No, two of uuuuus) [20:14:33] ~RM: (Actually, Black heart picks a champion from the party, and you pick a champion from the party.) [20:14:38] @Leo Atlas: (oh. Fantastic.) [20:14:51] ~RM: (Blame shea.) [20:15:07] Skymіn: (I watch with great interest) [20:15:09] @Sprite Tan: (I'm sorry.) [20:15:11] @Leo Atlas: (Gdi Shea) [20:15:16] ~Umber St'ro: we'll think about it, but for now let's continue, because your bet got me curious [20:15:24] ~Umber St'ro: why did you choose frost [20:15:34] ~Umber St'ro: do you require magic food? [20:15:46] ~RM: 'I'm afraid that continuing this conversation is out of the question, Umber. Either we play, or no one leaves alive.' [20:16:19] • ~Umber St'ro starts playing patty tentacle with the deity [20:16:27] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [20:16:30] @Leo Atlas: (what) [20:16:53] Skymіn: (Damn. xD) [20:16:59] @Leo Atlas: (Wait. So anyway you cut this, two of us and maybe brea die) [20:17:20] @Sprite Tan: (Shit) [20:17:27] @Leo Atlas: (Gdi) [20:18:08] ~RM: 'Patty tentacle, patty tentacle, Umber St'ro, you are the dumbest bug I know, you this will distract me, but don't you know, I AM A GOD, MORTAL!' "He is not happy looking." 'WE SHALL BEGIN SOON!" [20:18:34] ~Umber St'ro: oh, just because I'm an umber hulk [20:18:56] @Leo Atlas: So we either need to find a way out of this, or pick someone [20:18:58] ~RM: 'The funny thing is that you actually think this is going to work' [20:19:06] ~RM: (Pausing for Frost.) [20:19:27] ~Umber St'ro: the funny thing is, you just played patty tentacle [20:20:00] ~Umber St'ro: (dark-lord damn it, when is brea going to react) [20:20:45] • @Leo Atlas continues to play the sax [20:21:07] ~RM: "Brea is enjoying the music, but can't seem to find her strength. Brea is looking rather pathetic, and seems to be feeling rather faint." [20:21:49] ~RM: (Now seriously, pausing for lady forst to take her world's longest second.) [20:22:58] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah, hurry ahp, my heart is about the implode) [20:23:03] @Leo Atlas: (So much tension) [20:23:20] ~RM: (For those curious, the other three bets were a foot race between black heart and Tan, chess, and rock-paper-scissors.) [20:23:49] Skymіn: (wat. chess.) [20:23:51] @Leo Atlas: (Gdi Shea. Why did you think that was a good idea?) [20:24:37] @Sprite Tan: (I-! It was the first thing I came up with!) [20:24:51] @Sprite Tan: (It's most likely to be between us) [20:25:21] ~Frost: (sheeeaaaaa) [20:25:23] @Sprite Tan: (but because you'll be in danger I hope Brea will heal that motherfucker) [20:25:27] ~Frost: (it's gonna eat me!) [20:25:46] @Leo Atlas: (No. not if the champ fighting for black heart like, dies on purpose) [20:26:05] @Sprite Tan: (Tan isn't going to want to die if she gets picked) [20:26:06] ~Umber St'ro: (is your character going to say something, because that would be nice) [20:26:07] @Leo Atlas: (Or we find a way around this and cheat) [20:26:14] ~RM: 'I demand that you choose a champion, as I am humble and will allow you to pick first.' [20:26:20] ~Umber St'ro: (I don't want this whole thing to just be st'ro talking) [20:26:34] • @Leo Atlas puts down his sax [20:26:51] • ~Frost looks to the other party members anxiously [20:26:55] @Leo Atlas: So basically, this is a pick of who we don't want heart to pick [20:27:07] @Sprite Tan: Yeah... [20:27:10] ~RM: (Frost, it isn't going to eat you. It's going to possess your body and rules as an evily physical entity for all eternity.) [20:27:17] ~RM: *evil [20:27:26] ~Frost: (I'm not any more ok with that!) [20:27:36] @Sprite Tan: (well at least it will have cute clothes) [20:27:43] ~Frost: ....what do you want with me anyway? [20:27:45] ~RM: (On the plus side, the dark lord would likely die.) [20:27:55] @Sprite Tan: (^) [20:28:05] @Leo Atlas: (Does that make us good heroes?) [20:28:08] ~Frost: (Wait, that would mean we still win!) [20:28:10] ~Umber St'ro: (yeah, we'd just have dark lord+ to replace him) [20:28:15] ~RM: 'Your magic, your body, your power, what else would I want?' [20:28:21] @Leo Atlas: (God only the second boss, and we're already falling apart) [20:28:23] • ~Frost cringes [20:28:26] ~Frost: how unsavory [20:28:29] ~RM: 'Choose now, or you're forfeiting the first pick. [20:28:29] @Sprite Tan: (but the original purpose of the rp would be complete) [20:28:30] ~RM: ' [20:28:38] ~Umber St'ro: leo [20:28:49] ~RM: 'Very well. Now, let's see...' [20:28:49] @Leo Atlas: Yes? [20:28:54] @Leo Atlas: Wait [20:29:41] ~Umber St'ro: come on, you're the champion, get up here [20:29:48] ~Frost: Oh dear.... [20:29:49] • @Leo Atlas walks forward [20:30:32] ~RM: 'Very strong choice. I approve. I believe I would've chosen him were I a fair creature. Fortunately for me, I am not. I choose the Bulwark.' [20:30:45] ~Frost: (AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) [20:30:50] @Leo Atlas: (O_O) [20:31:03] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/feels-.gif ) [20:31:08] ~RM: "The smaller blobs form around Brea quickly, and drag her to the front, possessed by the Black Heart." [20:31:30] ~RM: (I like your gif.) [20:31:31] @Sprite Tan: Well. [20:31:36] ~Frost: (:3) [20:31:36] @Leo Atlas: (It's fitting) [20:31:55] ~Frost: (when aren't they?) [20:32:22] ~RM: "Brea seems completely lost, there is no choice but to fight." [20:32:22] @Leo Atlas: (Do you have these book marked or something? [20:32:26] @Leo Atlas: ) [20:32:31] ~Frost: (maybe) [20:32:39] • ~Frost (uses tumblr too much) [20:33:02] ~Frost: This is too cruel.... [20:33:09] ~RM: "Brea's body begins to glow a brilliant white, which isn't seeming to help her come to her sense." [20:33:18] @Sprite Tan: (well shit) [20:33:24] ~Umber St'ro: wait a minute [20:33:41] ~Frost: (USE THE POWER OF **LOVE**) [20:33:43] • ~Umber St'ro tries to feed her his last silver berry [20:33:48] ~Frost: (shat) [20:34:09] Skymіn: (gj) [20:34:14] @Sprite Tan: (inb4 we all die) [20:34:17] ~Frost: (I think that's cheating. ._.) [20:34:45] ~Umber St'ro: (posessing your champion is also cheating, we didn't posess ours) [20:34:47] ~RM: 'No cheating, Umber!' [20:35:00] ~Frost: (well, state your point then XD) [20:35:04] ~RM: "A black cage appears around all party members besides the champions." [20:35:06] ~Umber St'ro: well leo, you know how to defeat her, at least [20:35:13] ~Frost: St'ro! [20:35:30] ~Frost: (that's low XD) [20:35:47] Alimarz2002: (low it is) [20:35:48] • @Leo Atlas can't form words [20:35:59] ~RM: "Brea throws a force field a Leo, in the form of an orb of force." [20:36:00] ~Umber St'ro: (the prick possessed her, if leo uses his own berry on her, that's completely fair) [20:36:01] Skymіn: (Words. How hard is that?) [20:36:02] • @Sprite Tan pokes at the bars [20:36:26] ~Umber St'ro: (leo should probably just hold a single berry in front of him as an anti magic shield) [20:36:28] @Leo Atlas: (Good point) [20:36:40] ~RM: (There's a fight happening, just saying.) [20:36:55] Alimarz2002: (yep yep) [20:36:56] • ~Frost sits in the corner of the cage [20:36:56] • @Leo Atlas rolls out of the way [20:37:10] • ~Frost //Well, I can't say I had a good life// [20:37:33] • ~Frost //but I guess it could have been worse?// [20:37:38] ~RM: "Success, Leo avoids the attack. Brea is stading still, waiting for a move." [20:37:48] @Sprite Tan: Wait, Leo! Take her hat and use it as a shield! [20:38:04] • @Leo Atlas runs towards Brea and tries to take her hat [20:38:32] ~RM: "Brea is taken aback by the unexpected action, and loses Tan's hat to Leo." [20:39:02] ~Umber St'ro: Leo, whenever you're ready, come get the berry from me [20:39:02] Alimarz2002: (atta boy!) [20:39:12] @Sprite Tan: (haha!) [20:39:19] ~RM: "Brea lets a powerful flare of white magic loose at Leo." [20:39:21] ~Umber St'ro: (the black heart said we can do whatever we want to our own champions) [20:39:35] • @Leo Atlas using the hat as a shield, runs and gets the berry fro mst'ro [20:39:45] ~Frost: (it heals him up good!) [20:39:54] @Leo Atlas: (Quiet you) [20:40:01] ~Frost: (  ) [20:40:14] ~RM: "The hat doesn't provide a very good offense against this attack, and knocks Leo far from the cage." [20:40:17] ~RM: *defense [20:40:23] @Leo Atlas: Ugh [20:40:27] Skymіn: (gj) [20:40:28] • ~Frost clutches her necklace [20:40:42] Alimarz2002: (oh no!) [20:41:00] • @Leo Atlas tries to get to the cage again [20:41:30] ~RM: "Brea throws a volley of white spikes at Leo, but fails to stop him from reaching St'ro." [20:41:40] ~Frost: (You need the power of love!) [20:41:59] @Leo Atlas: (What part of quiet you do you not understand?) [20:42:10] • @Sprite Tan takes the opportunity to give Leo a green mushroom [20:42:22] • ~Umber St'ro gives him the berry [20:42:25] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdBDbGEdyEM ) [20:42:52] @Sprite Tan: If it comes to killing her and you can't do it, eat the mushroom. [20:43:09] ~Umber St'ro: leo, when she eats the berry, the same thing will happen as last time, and the blobs will be blasted off. [20:43:34] ~RM: (Moral choices abound.) [20:43:35] @Leo Atlas: Now how do I get her to out the berry? [20:44:05] @Leo Atlas: (Eat* I hate typing with lysdexia) [20:44:07] ~Umber St'ro: (it's gray, what are you going to out it as, asexual?) [20:44:14] Skymіn: (*dyslexia) [20:44:15] ~RM: "A circle of white light appears beneath Leo's feet." [20:44:28] • @Leo Atlas runs towards brea [20:44:48] • @Sprite Tan backs away from the edge [20:44:57] ~RM: "Leo gets out of the way before the circle explodes in brillant holy fire. Brea throws more force orbs at Leo." [20:45:09] • @Leo Atlas raises his shield to deflect the orbs [20:45:46] ~RM: "Leo Atlas's shield breaks into tiny bits as the orbs shred it apart. He's hurt, but not too badly. CRITICAL FEELS" [20:45:56] Alimarz2002: (the shields won't work! Find something new!) [20:46:10] @Leo Atlas: (At least my magic resistence is helpful) [20:46:11] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/feels.gif ) [20:46:23] ~Frost: (not really. She still kickin yo Nas) [20:46:39] @Leo Atlas: (Am I dead yet?) [20:46:41] @Sprite Tan: (goddamit leo, use the hat, not the shield) [20:46:46] ~Frost: (Well, at this rate) [20:46:48] ~RM: (No, you're not even hurt badly.) [20:46:49] @Leo Atlas: (that hat is too small) [20:46:55] @Sprite Tan: (try though) [20:46:58] Alimarz2002: (I agree) [20:47:05] @Sprite Tan: (it's all you have to defend now) [20:47:22] ~Frost: (leo it's not like you can do anything else. Unless you wanna cut the Butch from Team Rocket.) [20:47:31] Alimarz2002: (The hat won't work! Use offense AKA a good defense) [20:47:33] @Leo Atlas: (I'll try it) [20:47:47] ~Frost: (ali are you blind? THEY'RE IN LOVE~) [20:48:02] Alimarz2002: (I know!) [20:48:13] ~RM: (Frost, why do always sound like you just got released from a women's correctional insititue?) [20:48:23] ~RM: (Waiting on your response, Leo.) [20:48:29] @Leo Atlas: (I'm thinking) [20:48:30] ~Frost: (where do you think I was when I was afk all those times?) [20:48:35] @Leo Atlas: (I'm not entirely sure waht to do) [20:48:47] ~RM: (Too many moral choice?) [20:48:49] ~Frost: (In reality its because I write fanfiction.) [20:49:02] ~Umber St'ro: (he's not going to be completely unable to get close to her, he's just going to have to fight his way to her) [20:49:02] @Sprite Tan: (kill her or have me kill her or force the berry into her mouth) [20:49:18] @Leo Atlas: (i'm aiming for the berry choice. Idk how to though) [20:49:29] ~Umber St'ro: (once he's close it's just the matter of feeding her with the only thing he has) [20:49:31] @Sprite Tan: (make out with her) [20:49:45] ~Frost: (YES) [20:49:46] ~RM: (Put it in your mouth and make out with her.) [20:49:50] @Sprite Tan: (it'll warm the black heart's... heart?) [20:49:58] ~Frost: (this idea has the Frost seal of approval!) [20:50:00] ~Umber St'ro: (also you can totally just put the berry in her mouth and kiss her, she might break free for a moment by the power of love long enough to kiss you) [20:50:13] ~Umber St'ro: (in leo's mouth*) [20:50:19] @Leo Atlas: (Hold on brb for dinner) [20:50:22] ~Frost: (see queeny, I indoctrinated all of them. ) [20:50:31] @Sprite Tan: (omfgd) [20:50:36] ~Frost: (YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM LOVE FOREVER) [20:50:36] ~RM: (HOLY FUC--- Pause. Truck.) [20:50:40] ~RM: (XD) [20:50:47] @Sprite Tan: (DAMMMIT) [20:53:46] • ~Frost //mentally lists the pros and cons of her new future [20:54:01] • ~Frost //tries to come to terms with being an evil empress// [20:54:02] @Sprite Tan: (haha) [20:54:19] ~Frost: (well it's not like I can do anything else right now XD [20:55:07] ~Frost: ("hey eyeball thingy?") [20:57:23] Skymіn: (Dead much) [20:58:31] ~RM: (It's on pause until gnome gets back from dinner.)  Hastur: (I hope Leo and Brea get to be happy) [21:00:54] ~Frost: (If they don't it's all shea's fault) [21:01:10] ~Frost: (if they do I get to murder them and everyone else in the world!) [21:01:43] ~Frost: (you guys wanna know what I picked as our challenge?) [21:02:23] ~Frost: (Chess. I picked fuckin' chess.) [21:02:34] ~Frost: (because you can't make people kill eachother in chess.) [21:02:39] @Sprite Tan: ( ) [21:02:45] Skymіn: (lol) [21:03:21] ~Frost: (Shea I finally understand) [21:03:30] ~Frost: (You're doing this to sink Breo) [21:03:35] ~Frost: (because you ship Freo!) [21:05:22] Skymіn: (...) [21:06:26] ~RM: (Amen.) [21:07:30] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [21:07:45] @Sprite Tan: (Honestly, I thought I would get picked, but nope) [21:08:35] Skymіn: (This place dead) [21:08:43] Alimarz2002: ......... [21:09:08] ~Frost: (we're just waiting) [21:09:12] ~Frost: (quit ya bitchin) [21:09:36] ~RM: (I already told you, we have to wait for our hero to eat dinner.) [21:09:43] @Sprite Tan: (Ali, in parenthesis please) [21:09:52] Skymіn: (^) [21:10:06] Alimarz2002: (fine) [21:10:14] @Sprite Tan: (thank you) [21:11:03] Alimarz2002: (What kind of hero is late to an rp?) [21:11:15] @Sprite Tan: (someone who has to eat, geez) [21:12:38] Skymіn: (lol he must have a huge meal) [21:13:53] @Sprite Tan: (I think he eats with family) [21:14:23] ~RM: (We are rping to have fun, you realize. We aren't a tv show. XD) [21:14:36] @Sprite Tan: (lol) [21:14:41] @Sprite Tan: (every night) [21:14:48] @Sprite Tan: (@ breakdown) [21:14:52] @Leo Atlas: (aww, I even have Hatur-chan's (is that the right suffix?) support. And yes I eat with my parents.) [21:15:05] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~RM) Okay, and I'll be clear with you, the point of pointing out Joan of Arc's method of death was to point out that she is a perfect example of a woman dying because she was a woman. Witch trials were incredibly biased towards women, She was killed as punishment for being a witch. Specifically she was labelled a witch in part because she didn't conform to traditional gender roles (wearing pants, being a warrior) If she'd been killed without the trial, you might have a point, as it is, you don't. [21:15:10] Skymіn: (wb) [21:15:27] @Sprite Tan: (what did you guys eat tonight?) [21:15:40] ~RM: (Yo.) [21:15:42] @Leo Atlas: (thanks. Chicken and rice) [21:15:47] @Sprite Tan: (Oh, yum [21:15:53] ~Frost: (I wanna see what happens!) [21:15:59] ~Frost: (get back to fighting your waifu) [21:16:05] @Leo Atlas: (quiet you) [21:16:38] @Leo Atlas: (I figure that the plan mentioned above is the only way to get the berry into her mouth. But I'll probably end up getting impaled by holy spikes) [21:17:02] @Leo Atlas: (If it doesn't work*) [21:17:07] ~Frost: (YUS) [21:17:30] • ~Frost (throws him a tube of chapstick) [21:17:38] @Sprite Tan: (DOOOO IT) [21:18:08] ~RM: (ALERT! ALERT! THE TARGET OF YOU SHIP IS TWELVE, I REPEAT, TWELVE!) [21:18:13] ~Umber St'ro: (trace will probably give your a huge bonus to the roll if you do it by kissing her) [21:18:18] ~Frost: (shhhhhhhhhh) [21:18:22] ~RM: (He might.) [21:18:24] @Sprite Tan: (SUNDAY WITHOUT GOD) [21:18:27] • ~Frost (smashes the alarm) [21:18:34] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [21:18:38] ~Frost: (it say she's feeling swell!) [21:18:45] ~Frost: (and she could really use a kiss!) [21:18:54] ~Umber St'ro: (but rm, it will be the most likely way to work, of course you will, just use logic ) [21:18:56] ~Frost: says*) [21:19:09] • ~Umber St'ro (winks) [21:19:12] ~RM: (tttttt-wwwwev-lve.... *FIZZES*) [21:19:19] @Sprite Tan: (k, are we ready?) [21:19:20] @Leo Atlas: ( you guys are freaking out over this ._.) [21:19:38] ~Umber St'ro: (they're not having sex grandpa, they're just kissing, and it's magical) [21:19:39] ~RM: (Ignore them, they're shippers.) [21:19:47] @Leo Atlas: (also, lemme finish this e-mail I need to send to my teacher) [21:20:02] • ~Frost (hits the alarm with a sledgehammer) [21:20:19] ~Frost: (Alert, Alert, the only way this will work is if you KISS HER GDI!) [21:20:57] @Sprite Tan: (Or you could just kill her, or have me kill her in your body) [21:21:19] ~Frost: (BUT...BUT LOVE!) [21:21:27] ~Frost: (e.e) [21:21:29] ~RM: (Or Tan could kiss her in your body. And everyone would be happy.) [21:21:33] @Leo Atlas: (Frost, what is it?) [21:21:39] ~Umber St'ro: (I'd be fine with that) [21:21:40] @Leo Atlas: (Or that) [21:21:45] • ~Frost (aims his canon at Shea's ship) [21:21:50] ~Frost: (I would NOT be!) [21:22:00] ~Frost: (I object!) [21:22:04] ~Umber St'ro: (then both ships are canon in different ways) [21:22:07] ~Frost: (You're ruining my shippy times!) [21:22:22] ~Frost: (I AM NOT OK WITH ANYTHING INVOLVING ME BEING CANON GDI) [21:22:34] Skymіn: (wow xD) [21:22:35] ~Umber St'ro: (involving you?) [21:22:41] ~Frost: (oh) [21:22:51] ~Frost: (I thought you meant to preserve "Freo") [21:23:03] ~Frost: (They're still pushing that) [21:23:05] @Leo Atlas: (>.>) [21:23:13] @Leo Atlas: (le sigh) [21:23:22] • ~Frost (shoves him) [21:23:22] ~Umber St'ro: (no, this would be leoxbrea and tanxbrea at the same time) [21:23:29] ~Frost: (kiss the fucking bride!) [21:23:44] ~Umber St'ro: (so are actions going to happen or what?) [21:23:50] Skymіn: (Okay what happened to the everything) [21:23:59] @Leo Atlas: (Ok I'm ready now) [21:24:03] @Leo Atlas: (Finished the email) [21:24:07] • ~Frost (bites his nails) [21:24:11] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [21:24:17] ~RM: (Alright, plot time.) [21:24:24] ~RM: "The dice of fight are rolling!" [21:24:33] ~RM: "Rebel 2, fight!" [21:24:40] ~RM: *fate instead of fight [21:25:23] @Leo Atlas: (This has me so jittery) [21:25:36] ~Umber St'ro: (is this how regular shippers are, am I just not shippy enough? do normal shippers always spend three days straight building up their shippyness only for it to accumulation in this!?) [21:25:37] ~Frost: (how do you think I feel?) [21:25:46] ~Frost: (they're trying to use my body in two differet ways!) [21:25:53] ~RM: (Your shield just fell apart, still your go.) [21:26:00] ~Frost: (I'm going to be forced into global domination) [21:26:03] ~Frost: (and worse yet) [21:26:15] ~Frost: (they're shipping me with you) [21:26:21] @Leo Atlas: (Wow, thanks.) [21:26:27] ~RM: (Nobody is talking about Freo.) [21:26:34] @Sprite Tan: (I ship myself with Frost too.) [21:26:35] ~Frost: (in skype we were X) [21:26:38] ~RM: (Also, we have plot to continue.) [21:26:39] ~Frost: XD*) [21:26:48] @Leo Atlas: (Alright) [21:26:52] ~Frost: (if you ship you with me then why are you a relentless Butch from Team Rocket to me?) [21:27:01] ~Umber St'ro: (I ship myself with frost irl, but for some reason it just hasn't become canon yet.) [21:27:05] ~RM: (That's what all girl's of her age do to their crushes.( [21:27:25] ~RM: (XD Invalid.) [21:27:26] • ~Frost ( http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LauncherOfAThousandShips ) [21:27:42] ~RM: (I'm ready to go when leo is.) [21:28:14] @Leo Atlas: (I'm trying to think what to do) [21:28:36] @Leo Atlas: (Alright) [21:29:10] • @Leo Atlas rushes at Brea/black heart and tries to knock her/him/it down [21:29:42] ~Frost: (I can't wait for "*Kisses him/her/it*") [21:29:51] Alimarz2002: (that is what causes your death) [21:30:02] Alimarz2002: (leo) [21:30:21] @Leo Atlas: (wat) [21:30:28] ~RM: "Brea uses her force magic to slam Leo into the ground. As he is a meat shield, this doesn't hurt him much, but he's slowing down." [21:30:40] ~Frost: (meat shield) [21:31:01] @Leo Atlas: (Thanks. Everyone's against me today. Except Frost with his shipping business) [21:31:02] kittyz: (uhh we doing water one and hey guys :3) [21:31:13] @Leo Atlas: (No, not atm kitty) [21:31:17] Alimarz2002: (hahaha, so funny.) [21:31:17] @Sprite Tan: (I'm trying to help) [21:31:21] ~Frost: (Well, I don't WANT to be an evil overlord you know.) [21:31:26] ~Frost: (I'm with you!) [21:31:30] Alimarz2002: (late reaction) [21:31:34] @Leo Atlas: (For once) [21:31:44] @Sprite Tan: (Leo, if you want me to take over to kill her just let me know.) [21:31:49] ~Frost: (shea you just want lebian action in his bod) [21:31:55] ~Frost: lesbian*) [21:31:58] @Leo Atlas: (I will Shea. Dun worry) [21:32:00] Alimarz2002: (i'm on noone's sid. euge!) [21:32:08] Alimarz2002: (*side) [21:32:13] ~Umber St'ro: (damn it leo, make the poor girl's dreams come true!) [21:32:28] Alimarz2002: (euge!=Hurrah!) [21:32:37] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXmLRHnoSAs ) [21:32:44] @Sprite Tan: (is it really lesbian if it's in Leo's body? I'm not sure) [21:33:00] Alimarz2002: (what's in leo's body?) [21:33:12] ~Frost: (leo you should probs do something) [21:33:18] ~Umber St'ro: (actually, if you're in another person's body, are you in their brain? if so do you gain their sexuality?) [21:33:22] @Sprite Tan: (Me, if it needs be I can swap souls with him) [21:33:33] Alimarz2002: (?) [21:33:35] kittyz: (umm what going on XD) [21:33:46] Alimarz2002: (let's not go too far wid dis.) [21:33:48] ~Umber St'ro: (leo and brea are going to make out so hard) [21:33:55] ~Umber St'ro: (that's what's going on) [21:34:10] Skymіn: (That's what she said) [21:34:26] Alimarz2002: (hahaha, so funny) [21:34:39] ~RM: (Alimarz, you can go ahead and not continue reading if anything bothers you about this. Also, Leo, I'll wait. XD Don't listen to them if you don't want to, just try to succeed.) [21:34:50] @Sprite Tan: (^) [21:34:59] • ~Frost (pushes queeny out of the way) [21:35:01] Alimarz2002: (dats wat she said) [21:35:06] • ~Frost (imitates his voice) [21:35:40] • ~Frost ("And then, Leo rose to his feet and approached Brea, locking eyes with her") [21:36:02] ~RM: (Leo isn't even here. XD) [21:36:06] Alimarz2002: (get on wid da story!) [21:36:17] Alimarz2002: (das wierd) [21:36:19] ~Umber St'ro: ([21:36:02] ~RM: (Leo isn't even here. XD)) (Frost was forcibly renamed to Prince Leo Charming by Frost.) [21:36:47] Alimarz2002: (where'd he go?) [21:36:57] ~Prince Leo Charming: ("Don't worry Brea, I will save you with true love's kiss!") [21:36:59] @Sprite Tan: (Guys, you're bothering Gnome...) [21:37:01] ~Umber St'ro: (also, I don't want them to start having sex or something, but that kiss would be so cute, I'm dying, I'm just dying right now) [21:37:14] ~RM: (Frost, seriously, just wait. Stop trying to force the issue. XD) [21:37:20] ~Prince Leo Charming: (XP) [21:37:28] ~Prince Leo Charming: (I'm not trying to force it. I was joking around) (Prince Leo Charming was forcibly renamed to Frost by RM.) [21:37:40] Skymіn: (Some people take jokes differently.) [21:38:22] ~Frost: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) Oh god, she's not even real [21:38:23] ~RM: (He was clearly having a problem deciding what to do between the practical and the ship wars.) [21:38:42] ~Frost: (the ship war isn't even real) [21:38:54] Alimarz2002: (a ship shipping ships shipping ships) [21:39:37] Alimarz2002: (hurry up and get on wid it Prince Leo!) [21:39:47] @Sprite Tan: (Leo isn't here) [21:39:58] ~RM: (Well, interupting every line with "Hurry up and kiss" would make me feel pressured. Also, Alimarz, you're an idiot.) [21:40:06] @Sprite Tan: (^) [21:40:14] ~Umber St'ro: (I'm confused about how the adorable kiss scene is impractical) [21:40:30] Alimarz2002: (well dat's just plain rude.) [21:40:47] ~Frost: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) I can't believe people are being little bitches over a fucking imaginary kiss scene with a fake character [21:40:52] @Sprite Tan: (You're saying nothing constructive Ali) [21:41:30] Alimarz2002: (cause I'm bored. Dis rp thing is here for rp, not arguing.) [21:41:54] ~RM: (Oh, alright, it's for rping. So shut up.) [21:42:38] Skymіn: (What is going on. .-. ) [21:42:51] @Sprite Tan: (ali is being a bother) [21:43:25] Alimarz2002: (gtg guys, have to go to sleep, bye. [since noone wants me around anyway]) [21:43:35] ~RM: (Good, bye.) [21:45:37] Skymіn: (I'm off for tonight) [21:46:07] ~RM: (See ya.) [21:48:59] @Flamingfrozengnome: (welp) [21:49:08] @Flamingfrozengnome: (my internet died) [21:49:10] ~RM: (Welcome back.) [21:49:11] @Flamingfrozengnome: (A lot) [21:49:16] @Sprite Tan: (there you are) [21:49:18] ~Umber St'ro: (started a poll in main) (Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by RM.) [21:49:25] • ~Frost (waves) [21:49:43] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Alright) [21:49:43] ~RM: (Welp, you're forced to be gnome unless you manually change your name) [21:49:55] ~Frost: hmmm (Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by Frost.) [21:50:18] ~Frost: (o.o) [21:50:22] ~Frost: (wha) [21:50:41] ~Umber St'ro: (no one wants to vote in my poll?) [21:50:53] ~Frost: (XD) [21:50:56] ~Frost: (too soon) [21:51:33] ~Umber St'ro: (what is?) [21:53:18] ~Umber St'ro: (what is?) [21:53:21] ~Umber St'ro: (oops) [21:54:11] @Flamingfrozengnome: (And back again) [21:54:20] ~Frost: (change your name manually?) [21:54:24] Leo Atlas: (Nailed it) [21:54:35] ~Umber St'ro: (style!) [21:54:35] Leo Atlas: Alright [21:54:51] Leo Atlas: (Where were we?) [21:54:59] ~Frost: (she knocked you flat) [21:55:13] ~RM: (Right, you got forced waved into terra firma.) [21:55:22] Leo Atlas: (Right) [21:55:27] • Leo Atlas gets to his feet [21:55:39] • Leo Atlas Rushes Brea/Black Heart again [21:55:43] ~Umber St'ro: (confess your undying love) [21:56:35] ~RM: "Brea is knocked to the ground successfully by our randomly present hero."
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:11 am | |
| not to pressure gnome, but. IF YOU DON'T KISS THE GIRL THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! | |
| | | | Flamingfrozengnome
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:35 pm | |
| o_o That's not pressuring at all. Thanks for the support Invalid. | |
| | | | Shea
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:54 am | |
| - Spoiler:
[22:01:07] ~RM: "Last time on This Ship is Sinking, Leo is straddling a possessed Brea, ready to end this in a exciting conclusion." [22:01:10] @Leo Atlas: (I tried and never got the result) [22:01:20] ~RM: (You did get a result.) [22:01:25] ~Frost: (YOU FUCKING Butch from Team Rocket QUEENY) [22:01:28] @Leo Atlas: (I never saw it) [22:01:29] ~RM: (You succesfully knocked her over.) [22:01:36] @Leo Atlas: (Oh. That works) [22:02:01] @Leo Atlas: (Alright, welp) [22:02:08] • ~Frost looks up from her corner [22:02:43] ~RM: (To prevent me from typing "Brea is knocked over" you can go ahead.) [22:02:57] @Leo Atlas: (I was typing) [22:03:19] • @Sprite Tan presses close to the bars, and holds a green mushroom in her hand, ready to switch if need be [22:03:25] • @Leo Atlas pops the silver berry in his mouth, then leans down and kisses the possessed Brea [22:03:41] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dead.gif ) [22:03:43] @Sprite Tan: (omfg, you actually did it) [22:03:51] ~RM: (Her first, last, and only kiss, more than likely. But let's see.) [22:04:01] @Leo Atlas: (THE TENSION) [22:04:04] ~Umber St'ro: (gnome, you do care) [22:04:09] @Leo Atlas: (hm?) [22:04:14] • ~Frost eyes widen [22:04:21] @Sprite Tan: (Ah, damn. Well, we'll see how bad this goes) [22:04:23] • ~Frost squeezes her amulet [22:04:52] @Leo Atlas: ("bout what Invalid?) [22:05:09] @Sprite Tan: Leo! If there's any sign at all that it didn't work, you eat that goddamn mushroom! [22:05:12] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bites-fist.gif ) [22:05:17] ~Umber St'ro: (about what we want) [22:05:31] ~Frost: (I'm fucking shaking) [22:06:20] ~RM: "The kiss is so cute it warms the hearts and minds of it's auidence, except for the members of the auidence whose hearts are so black they are named after it. Unfortunately, it does nothing to relieve Brea from her trance, and she manages to prevent her self from eating the berry. She knocks Leo aside, spits it out, and smashes it." [22:06:36] @Leo Atlas: (o_o) [22:06:40] @Leo Atlas: (fack) [22:06:40] ~Frost: ( ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/faint.gif ) [22:07:12] ~Frost: ...no [22:07:25] @Leo Atlas: ... [22:07:26] @Sprite Tan: Leo! Eat the mushroom, now! [22:07:30] ~Umber St'ro: do it leo [22:07:33] • @Leo Atlas draws his sword [22:07:49] • ~Frost shuts her eyes turns the necklace between her fingers [22:07:52] ~Frost: and*) [22:08:06] @Sprite Tan: (dammit, if you Truck this up Gnome I'm gonna sad) [22:08:19] ~RM: (Frost shuts, her eyes turn her necklace... between her fingers?_ [22:08:25] @Sprite Tan: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/pass-out.gif ) [22:08:26] ~RM: *) [22:08:34] ~Frost: (I said and XD) [22:08:49] • @Leo Atlas charges towards Brea and slashes at her stomach [22:08:59] ~Frost: (SHEA YOU WHORE I WAS SAVING THAT ONE) [22:09:04] @Sprite Tan: (hahaha) [22:09:26] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [22:09:45] ~RM: "Brea lightly steps out of the way, Leo misses her completely. In response, she throws yet another force orb towards our champion." [22:10:00] ~RM: (The dice do not want anyone to be happy.) [22:10:40] @Sprite Tan: ( Dear RM, http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/aaron-paul-boo-Butch from Team Rocket.gif ) [22:10:42] @Leo Atlas: (I can tell) [22:11:28] • @Leo Atlas gets to his feet again, and stabs at Brea, aiming for her heart [22:11:28] • ~Frost shakes faintly [22:14:29] ~RM: "Brea is completely taken aback by Leo's quick reaction, and the sword pierces her heart. Out of fear for their own lives, the tiny Black Hearts flee Brea's body, and the Bulwark mark starts to flicker and fade. 'Well, I suppose that's something that just happens every now and again. You make a bet, you lose it.' said the rapidly shrinking Black Heart. 'Give the Dark Lord my regards, if you ever get there.' Brea's rapidly waning strength make saving her impossible, but she smiles brightly in her final moments. "Leo... And everyone else, too... Thank you." " [22:14:35] ~RM: "Character Death: Brea." [22:14:39] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/screaming.gif ) [22:14:47] @Sprite Tan: (Yes!) [22:14:53] ~Frost: (yes?!) [22:15:01] ~Frost: (you Butch from Team Rocket XD) [22:15:05] @Sprite Tan: (We won!) [22:15:23] • ~Umber St'ro hides his tears [22:15:31] • ~Frost is stunned silent [22:15:36] • @Leo Atlas says nothing, but sheathes his sword [22:15:37] ~RM: (D'aww...) [22:15:53] @Leo Atlas: (did the cage disappear?) [22:16:01] ~RM: "The cage fades into nothingness." [22:16:15] • @Sprite Tan silently bows her head in respect for Brea. [22:16:20] • ~Frost shakily rises to her feet and slowly walks to just before where her body lies [22:16:47] ~Umber St'ro: Everybody lost here black heart, but thank you for honoring your bet. [22:16:53] ~Frost: ............ [22:17:19] • ~Umber St'ro picks up brea's body to carry her back [22:17:46] • @Sprite Tan looks towards the body of last year's bulwark, to see if whe might be able to carry him back too [22:17:46] • ~Umber St'ro starts walking [22:18:04] ~Umber St'ro: (last year's isn't necessarily ours) [22:18:09] • ~Frost remains still, clutching the amulet through her shirt [22:18:24] @Sprite Tan: (yeah, but he was well loved, and I think his family would want him back) [22:18:38] ~Umber St'ro: (I mean the black heart didn't say we could take him) [22:19:00] @Sprite Tan: (daaaamn) [22:19:08] ~RM: "Last year's boy comes easily enough, it doesn't seem like the Black Heart is even around enough to give his opinion on this." [22:19:17] @Sprite Tan: (sweet) [22:19:19] ~RM: "However, he is indeed dead." [22:19:28] ~Frost: (duh XD) [22:19:58] ~Umber St'ro: (update when we reach the citizens) [22:20:00] • @Sprite Tan carries him back as well, to give him to his family for proper closure. [22:20:36] ~Umber St'ro: (when she died, did the illusion disappear with her?) [22:20:58] ~Umber St'ro: (just need to know for plot, it doesn't benefit or hurt things) [22:21:15] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah.) [22:21:20] ~RM: "The party reaches the surface of the passage, the corpses of two children in hand. Their lack of death has them very hopeful that this problem was solved in some way. Umber's illusion is starting to fade, but it's still looking pretty much the same, with just a flicker here or there." [22:21:47] • @Leo Atlas climbs out of the temple and goes to leave the city [22:21:48] ~RM: *I mean the citizens lack of death has the citizens hopeful [22:22:17] ~Umber St'ro: We were about as successful as could be expected. [22:22:28] • ~Frost stands still for a little while [22:22:55] • @Leo Atlas remains silent [22:22:55] ~Frost: I was really going to...... [22:22:55] ~Umber St'ro: the bulwark is unfortunately dead, and the black heart is dormant for 500 years [22:22:55] ~Umber St'ro: (what?) [22:23:09] • ~Frost shakes her head, fights back her tears, and walks out to rejoin the group [22:23:33] ~Umber St'ro: what does this mean for you? 500 less bulwarks have to die. [22:24:00] ~Umber St'ro: however, I am not your god, I am an umber hulk. I will not be alive in 500 years. [22:24:01] • @Sprite Tan fidgets awkwardly. [22:24:43] ~Umber St'ro: if you want any hope of stopping it, you should train an army of healers to attack it when the time comes [22:24:46] ~RM: (St'ro... just, wow, man. He's so... awesome, really.) [22:24:48] ~Umber St'ro: that's all the advice I have. [22:25:20] ~Frost: I...... [22:25:20] • ~Umber St'ro lays down Brea [22:25:27] ~Frost: I would like to leave here soon, if it is not any trouble [22:26:08] ~Umber St'ro: I think we all want to leave [22:26:21] • @Sprite Tan gently sets down last years bulwark, unsure of what else to do. [22:26:40] ~Frost: I...I will go on ahead [22:26:44] • ~Frost briskly walks off [22:26:46] ~RM: "The citizens seem both moved about the plight of Brea, and grateful that their nightmare is at least temporarily over. The first citizen to disgest all this new information is an older man, and he steps forward to speak. 'Thank you, Umber. We will make sure these children find some kind of peace. And we will train those healers. You have our word that your sacrifice will not be in vain.' The villegers mostly disperse after that. A chest pops out from a dark portal in front of our heroes." [22:27:07] ~Frost: (you can just take the loot without her XD) [22:27:16] • @Leo Atlas eyes the chest, but remains motionless [22:27:44] • @Sprite Tan also eyes the chest. [22:27:53] ~Umber St'ro: someone open the stupid thing. [22:27:57] • ~Frost heads towards the exit of town and waits [22:28:24] @Sprite Tan: (me this whole time, internally http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/crying-man.gif ) [22:28:43] • @Sprite Tan goes to carefully open the chest [22:29:08] • ~Frost thinks out loud [22:29:14] ~Frost: These children..... [22:29:16] @Leo Atlas: (Imagine how Leo feels) [22:29:20] ~Frost: What were they to these people? [22:29:27] • @Leo Atlas looks inside the box [22:29:31] ~Frost: They had power, they had a purpose..... [22:29:47] ~Frost: They were reduced to mere objects [22:30:02] ~Frost: Is this....the fate of such people? [22:30:11] • ~Frost sighs [22:30:47] @Leo Atlas: They were taken while they were vulnerable, bound to a job, enslaved, by the high priest [22:30:56] @Sprite Tan: (frost left us) [22:31:00] ~Frost: (she's by herself XD) [22:31:19] @Leo Atlas: (Oh. Well I'm obviously telephatic) [22:31:35] ~Frost: (Well at least I think so anyway. Unless RM has anything to say about that.) [22:32:37] ~RM: "The chest seems to be fairly strange. Inside, there is a note, a black shield, and a flower. The note reads: "Good game. I do not forget those who defeat me or those who I use. The flower was the girl's. The shield contains some of my protections. Use it as you will, Leo Atlas. ~BH" [22:33:20] @Sprite Tan: ( brb crying) [22:33:35] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/crying.gif ) [22:34:07] • @Leo Atlas picks up the shield and the flower (Princess Trace was forcibly renamed to RM by Princess Trace.) [22:34:53] ~Frost: frt Princess Trace, RM [22:34:57] ~Frost: (fak) [22:35:03] @Leo Atlas: Gratz Frost [22:35:05] @Leo Atlas: () [22:35:10] ~Frost: (irony) [22:35:22] @Leo Atlas: (Yep) [22:35:32] @Leo Atlas: (I'm grief-stricken, ok) [22:35:46] ~Frost: (well, there's a bright side) [22:35:49] @Leo Atlas: We should...find a place to stay....before we move on.... (Always Yuri was forcibly renamed to RM by Always Yuri.) [22:35:59] ~Frost: (You didn't have to see the...alternate ending >:3) [22:36:13] @Sprite Tan: Someone would need to find Frost and let her know. (Always Yuri was forcibly renamed to RM by Frost.) [22:36:17] ~Always Yuri: (That's not gonna work, just gonna have to live.) [22:36:26] ~Frost: (gdi) [22:36:26] @Leo Atlas: (That's a shame) [22:36:27] • ~Umber St'ro goes to the gate with frost [22:36:52] ~Always Yuri: "Umber St'ro tracks down Frost with ease, knowing how she tends to wander." [22:37:20] • @Leo Atlas removes his old shield guard, and equips the new shield [22:38:25] • @Leo Atlas then carefully tucks the flower away in his backpack [22:38:35] ~Umber St'ro: (sorry about assuming he knew where she was) [22:38:51] ~Frost: (you gonna speak up? XD) [22:39:19] ~Umber St'ro: (to frost?) [22:39:29] ~Frost: (uh, yes XD) [22:39:31] ~Always Yuri: (I rolled for it, no worries. And yeah, speak to her, I'd guess.) [22:39:58] ~Umber St'ro: how you holding in Frost? [22:40:09] • ~Frost is startled by his presence [22:40:09] • @Sprite Tan fidgets, and turn towards Leo, opening her mouth and then shutting it again with a conflicted look. [22:40:15] ~Umber St'ro: (didn't intend the pun) [22:40:25] • ~Frost quickly rises to her feet and dusts herself off [22:40:37] ~Frost: I am...well enough, I supoose [22:40:43] ~Frost: (fak) [22:40:47] ~Frost: (typing is hard) [22:41:01] @Sprite Tan: (indeed) [22:41:13] ~Umber St'ro: I'm not [22:41:17] ~Frost: ...is that so? [22:41:31] ~Always Yuri: (http://img7.joyreactor.com/pics/post/cleveland-show-gif-tears-driving-388847.gif) [22:42:07] ~Umber St'ro: these shades of gray outcomes are all I've ever known, it's never just a victory or a failure. [22:42:14] @Leo Atlas: What's...wrong...tan? [22:42:29] ~Frost: ...... [22:43:08] @Sprite Tan: I just- I'm sorry. It was my stupid, stupid thought that he picked, and if it wasn't for my stupid thought-! [22:43:21] • @Sprite Tan turns and runs down the temple stairs. [22:43:34] ~Frost: You...you came to get me to regroup...correct? [22:43:42] ~Always Yuri: (When even Sprite has feels, things are bad.) [22:44:35] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah._.) [22:44:43] ~Umber St'ro: I figure they'll meet us here, we don't need to stick around any longer [22:44:48] @Sprite Tan: (;.. [22:44:51] • @Leo Atlas goes down the temple stairs [22:45:06] • @Leo Atlas goes in the same direction as St'ro, in an attmpt to meet up [22:45:24] ~Frost: I suppose.... [22:45:34] ~Always Yuri: "Leo Atlas manages to find the other two. Sprite has ran off alone." [22:46:21] ~Umber St'ro: Hey Leo, is Tan coming? [22:46:29] @Leo Atlas: I'm not sure.... [22:46:46] ~Umber St'ro: (are we at the gate we normally exit through?) [22:47:08] ~Always Yuri: (Yessir.) [22:47:41] @Leo Atlas: She went off...on her own... [22:48:24] • @Sprite Tan walks through a street she doesn't recognize, staring down at her feet as she wallows in her emotions, trying to edge them off. [22:48:53] @Leo Atlas: Do you two...want me to look for her?.... [22:50:10] ~Always Yuri: "Sprite Tan's luck is pretty piss poor today, because she rather quickly finds herself horribly lost in a seedy looking part of Bibloteca. The people that are hanging around there are staring at her, most of them with poor intentions. Critical 'I walk alone' fail." [22:51:02] @Sprite Tan: (damn) [22:51:05] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, are you okay with helping? because I want to keep us all together [22:52:10] • ~Frost quietly nods [22:52:33] ~Umber St'ro: let's go get her [22:53:08] ~Frost: (unfortunately for Tan, we have no real reason to run right now) [22:53:25] ~Frost: (Good luck shea!) [22:53:51] • ~Umber St'ro follows leo if he ever does anything [22:54:05] ~Always Yuri: "The party is having a very, very hard time finding that part of the city that Tan has gotten herself lost in. Meanwhile, Tan finds herself confronted by a very seedy looking man, who has two large gentleman on either side of him. 'Hey, honey, slow down for a minute, let's have a talk.' Critical Creep Fail." [22:54:20] ~Frost: (oh god this is hilarious) [22:54:22] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [22:54:27] ~Frost: (want me to try the map? [22:54:28] ~Always Yuri: (You've rolled two ones in a row.) [22:54:30] ~Frost: ) [22:54:38] @Leo Atlas: (yeah.) [22:54:40] ~Umber St'ro: (him?) [22:54:47] ~Umber St'ro: (nvm) [22:54:48] • @Sprite Tan gives the men a sharp glare. [22:54:48] ~Frost: (wait really? I thought two ones would mean like, critical rape fail) [22:54:55] @Sprite Tan: What do you want? [22:55:00] ~Frost: It's no good... we'll never find her at this rate [22:55:06] • ~Frost pulls out her map and opens it [22:55:09] ~Always Yuri: (The first one was getting lost, the second one was creepy guys show up.) [22:55:45] @Leo Atlas: (Ah.) [22:55:57] • ~Umber St'ro (prays to Vishnu that Tan doesn't punch them to death until they deserve it) [22:56:07] ~Always Yuri: "If you can believe this, Frost's map is actually very murky. It seems like Frost is having a hard time bringing anything into focus. Maybe she's thinking about something that the map can't find anymore..." [22:56:20] ~Frost: (....stop making sense) [22:56:38] ~Frost: ...it's.....it's no use. I can't see her. [22:56:43] ~Always Yuri: 'Hey, there's no need to be rude, baby, I'm just trying to have a talk with you. I just thought maybe you could use some company.' [22:57:00] ~Always Yuri: (You rolled a two, I'm just trying to make the map not working make sense.) [22:57:10] ~Frost: (can we follow the sound of the inevitable scene?) [22:57:15] @Leo Atlas: This seems like a shadier part of town.... [22:57:20] ~Always Yuri: (Once a scene starts, sure.) [22:57:34] @Leo Atlas: We could split up... [22:57:48] ~Frost: But I thought we planned on staying together [22:57:52] @Sprite Tan: I don't need anyone to bother me right now. Actually, I'm in a really foul mood, so if you want to die you can keep pestering me. [22:57:58] ~Umber St'ro: let's not split up [22:58:04] • @Sprite Tan attempts to walk past. [22:58:41] @Leo Atlas: It would be the quickest way...and I want to leave asoon as we can.... [22:58:58] ~Umber St'ro: no it wouldn't, we'd have to find eachother all over again [22:59:10] ~Always Yuri: "The man seems a bit shaken, but that's quickly changed to offended. 'Hey, Butch from Team Rocket, don't give me that shit.' He grabs her arm. 'Like I said, don't be rude.'" [23:00:08] ~Always Yuri: (I'm really hoping that there aren't low rolls.) [23:00:24] ~Always Yuri: (Cause you guys really don't need anymore emotional trauma at this point.) [23:00:42] • @Sprite Tan braces herself and brings her other fist in a sharp swing to his jaw. [23:00:51] ~Frost: (Try to make a scene XD) [23:00:58] ~Frost: (We'll have better luck finding you) [23:01:36] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah. Scream and stuff) [23:01:45] ~Frost: (._.) [23:02:00] ~Always Yuri: "The man seems to have done this before, quickly grabbing her fist and twisting it behind her back. 'Alright, now you did it. I was all ready to be gentle and shit, but you've gone and pissed me off.'" [23:02:05] ~Always Yuri: (Low roll.) [23:02:10] ~Frost: (nuuuuu) [23:02:13] ~Always Yuri: (Truck you, dice. I thought we were friends.) [23:02:20] @Leo Atlas: (Not our day) [23:02:35] @Leo Atlas: (It'll be better in the next town) [23:02:35] ~Frost: (THE LEGS. USE THE LEGS) [23:02:42] ~Frost: (AIM FOR THE GROIN) [23:02:42] ~Umber St'ro: (and scream or something!) [23:03:04] • @Sprite Tan inhales deeply and the screams while bringing her foot down sharply on his instep. [23:03:17] ~Frost: !! [23:03:17] ~Frost: Did you hear that? [23:03:26] ~Frost: (did we? XD) [23:03:30] ~Always Yuri: (They don't know if they did, as I haven't rolled.) [23:03:33] ~Umber St'ro: (this guy wants to rape a girl with dysfunctional legs, that's just cruel on top of cruel. [23:03:39] ~Umber St'ro: )* [23:03:42] ~Frost: (you said we could though DX) [23:04:09] ~Always Yuri: (I still have to roll, I just meant it was a possibility.) [23:04:18] ~Frost: (uuuuugh) [23:04:29] ~Frost: (two girls dying in one day) [23:04:37] ~Frost: (at this rate) [23:04:48] @Leo Atlas: (No, shush you) [23:05:48] ~Always Yuri: "The man screams like a small girl as Tan crushes his foot, and the scream is heard by the party. 'You- You Butch from Team Rocket!' The two other men stand in front of the first, and one smashes Tan into ground, pinning her down." [23:06:08] ~Always Yuri: (I rolled twice, Shea got a decent roll and nameless thug one got a high roll.) [23:06:23] ~Frost: (there, we heard it XD) [23:06:37] • ~Umber St'ro runs to the source [23:06:45] • ~Frost follows [23:06:46] • @Leo Atlas follows st'ro [23:06:48] • @Sprite Tan struggles [23:06:54] @Sprite Tan: You pieces of shit! [23:08:15] ~Always Yuri: "The party arrives on scene before shit gets anymore creepy. 'Damn it, Truck it! Let's jet!' The thug unhands Tan, and the creeps start to run." [23:08:42] • ~Frost rushes over to Tan [23:08:51] • @Leo Atlas contemplates following the thugs [23:08:53] ~Frost: Are you alright? [23:08:55] @Sprite Tan: You fucking pieces of shit! If I fucking see you again I'm going to mutilate you all! [23:09:07] • @Sprite Tan sighs deeply and gets up [23:09:33] ~Umber St'ro: if you can identify them we can probably have them jailed, we are this city's greatest heroes after all. [23:09:53] @Leo Atlas: Let's just go to an inn... [23:09:59] @Leo Atlas: I'm exhausted.... [23:10:05] ~Frost: I...I second that opinion [23:10:09] @Sprite Tan: Dammit, I didn't get a good look at their faces. I can't even just take a walk. [23:10:21] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, let's just go find a place. [23:10:26] ~Umber St'ro: alright, let's go then. [23:10:52] ~Umber St'ro: (I know it doesn't suit the time constraints, but I really dislike the idea of just leaving rapists on the streets.) [23:11:08] ~Always Yuri: (Pretend they blew up.) [23:11:22] ~Always Yuri: (Or deal with them in the morning.) [23:11:27] • ~Frost (casts a spell to blow them up) [23:11:32] @Leo Atlas: (Can we montage our wya to the inn?) [23:11:43] ~Always Yuri: (One montage, coming up.) [23:12:15] • ~Umber St'ro (cut off all their dicks in one miraculous swing) [23:12:46] ~Always Yuri: "The party makes it to a nice looking inn. They get a room with four beds, for free, of course as they are heroes." [23:13:16] • ~Frost climbs into bed without a word [23:13:27] • @Leo Atlas picks a bed and drops his stuff near it [23:13:45] • @Sprite Tan plops down on a bed. [23:14:02] • ~Umber St'ro eyes over the bed wondering if it will support him [23:14:15] ~Always Yuri: (Do I have to roll for that? XD) [23:14:19] • @Leo Atlas pretends to go to sleep [23:14:25] ~Umber St'ro: (no, but how the Truck am I supposed to know?) [23:14:25] @Leo Atlas: (no, just sya it does) [23:14:42] ~Always Yuri: "The bed is fully capable of supporting St'ro's weight." [23:14:57] • ~Umber St'ro lays in the bed and dies sleeps. [23:15:20] ~Always Yuri: (St'ro died, then everyone else decided the Dark Lord wasn't worth it. The end.) [23:15:32] • ~Frost after many restless thoughts, eventually manages to fall asleep [23:15:54] ~Always Yuri: (Leo, are you going to have some plot, or are we skipping to morning?) [23:15:57] • @Leo Atlas gets out of his bed, and after making sure the party members are asleep, puts together his sax and exits the inn [23:16:09] • @Sprite Tan snores softly [23:16:15] ~Always Yuri: (Having some plot, I see.) [23:16:27] @Leo Atlas: (indeed) [23:16:28] ~Frost: (this shit better not wake her up) [23:16:34] @Leo Atlas: (character development is important [23:16:37] @Leo Atlas: ) [23:16:49] ~Always Yuri: (No probs.) [23:16:56] ~Frost: (after a day of nearly dying rich white girl needs her sleep) [23:17:01] @Sprite Tan: (omg, it would have been such a downer if Tan had gotten raped) [23:17:03] • ~Frost (z-snaps) [23:17:03] • @Leo Atlas exits the city gates and goes to the barn where they hid before [23:17:10] ~Frost: (uh, yes XD) [23:17:18] ~Frost: (there is no medieval plan B) [23:17:21] ~Always Yuri: (Oh god, I see where this is going, my feels.) [23:17:30] ~Frost: (oh god) [23:17:33] @Sprite Tan: (all my feels, brb) [23:18:54] ~Always Yuri: "Leo makes it to the barn without any trouble." [23:19:17] • @Leo Atlas , after arriving at the barn, finds a comfortable place to sit and places Brea's Flower in Front of him. He begins playing a slow, dirge-like song [23:19:32] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/right-in-the-feels.gif ) [23:20:17] ~Frost: (DEAD. I AM DEAD.) [23:21:00] • @Leo Atlas continues doing this until morning [23:21:27] ~Frost: ( http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/cat_gets_it.gif ) [23:22:02] @Leo Atlas: (omg, Frost's gifs are so perfect) [23:22:17] ~Frost: (thank you, thank you.) [23:22:41] ~Always Yuri: "Leo continues to play well into the morning, and the rest of the party begins to rouse long before he's finished." [23:22:47] ~Always Yuri: (Paused for sprite.) [23:24:07] ~Always Yuri: (Unpaused for the return of sprite.) [23:24:13] @Leo Atlas: (Woo) [23:25:15] ~Always Yuri: (Everyone can wake up as they please, Leo is still playing in the barn.) [23:25:20] • @Sprite Tan wakes up, and just lays in bed, quietly examining the ceiling. [23:25:42] • ~Umber St'ro wakes up and checks the whole room [23:25:52] • ~Umber St'ro realizes he was allowed to be here and relaxes [23:26:00] • ~Frost awakens slowly and looks out the window [23:26:07] • ~Frost laying on her side [23:26:59] ~Always Yuri: (Remember when this was about four doucebags fucking with other?) [23:27:14] @Leo Atlas: (Nope) [23:27:16] ~Frost: (wat) [23:27:36] ~Always Yuri: (Not sexually, like being dicks to each other.) [23:27:45] @Sprite Tan: (;. [23:27:56] ~Frost: (that's the power of character development, y'all) [23:28:24] @Leo Atlas: (I concur) [23:28:36] ~Always Yuri: (Umber is the only one not pretending to sleep, so I guess he has to get the ball rolling.) [23:28:49] • ~Frost eventually decides to get up, throwing her legs over the side of the bed [23:28:58] ~Umber St'ro: Just so you guys know, Leo isn't here. [23:29:20] ~Frost: (did he leave his stuff?) [23:29:36] @Leo Atlas: (yea, I only took my weapons and sax) [23:29:39] • @Sprite Tan gets up slowly [23:29:53] ~Frost: I see... [23:30:06] ~Frost: Did he leave his belongings? [23:30:17] ~Umber St'ro: I'd say he'll make it back fine, but after last night, I don't know. [23:30:23] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, he left a lot of things. [23:30:32] ~Frost: Then he will probably return [23:30:44] • ~Frost reaches into her bag and pulls out an expensive silver comb [23:30:49] • ~Frost fixes her hair [23:31:18] ~Always Yuri: (Nothing says rich white girl like my possibly suicidal friend disappeared, let's do my hair.) [23:31:34] @Leo Atlas: (Lol yeah, exactly my thoughts) [23:31:40] ~Frost: (damn skippy) [23:31:59] ~Frost: (I don't see those two bitches doing anything XD) [23:32:04] • @Leo Atlas thinks about whether or not the party will look for him, but continues playing [23:32:16] ~Umber St'ro: finish your hair please, we need to have a continental breakfast to make us feel better. [23:32:30] ~Frost: ...just go down without me, please. [23:32:37] • @Sprite Tan unties her hair and runs her fingers through, untangling it as best as she can as she stands. [23:32:39] • ~Umber St'ro says, referring to Tan as well. [23:32:47] ~Frost: We will join you momentarily [23:32:53] @Sprite Tan: Yeah. [23:32:56] ~Umber St'ro: alright. [23:33:04] • ~Umber St'ro goes down to get something to eat [23:33:04] ~Frost: (you wanna borrow it when I'm done, gurl?) [23:33:06] ~Always Yuri: (Jesus, you people need to add out of place words and phrases to every session, don't you?) [23:33:24] ~Always Yuri: (XD) [23:33:25] ~Umber St'ro: (please, it's totally in place) [23:33:57] • ~Frost finishes with her hair and offers the comb to Tan [23:34:18] ~Umber St'ro: (I'm totally going to do things like that if I write a novel) [23:34:26] ~Always Yuri: "Umber St'ro heads down to the inn's bar, which is providing breakfast for the guests. The employees are intially scared of St'ro, but provide him with pancakes, eggs, bacon, and toast." [23:34:42] ~Umber St'ro: thank you kindly [23:34:46] • ~Umber St'ro chows down [23:34:56] ~Frost: (take the god damned rich gurl peace offering already XD) [23:35:12] @Sprite Tan: Oh, thanks. [23:35:20] ~Frost: (OMG) [23:35:26] • @Sprite Tan takes the comb carefully and begins to run it through her hair [23:35:26] ~Frost: (I thought of something so cute) [23:35:35] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) fail at fixing your hair [23:35:39] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) So I can do it for you [23:35:39] ~Always Yuri: "As St'ro is eating, a group of men in black cloaks walks into the inn. There are three. They do not notice St'ro, but he notices them." [23:35:40] ~Umber St'ro: (what's happening right now!?) [23:35:42] @Sprite Tan: (Private to ~Frost) Truck, fine [23:35:48] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) It'll be so lesbian cute [23:35:52] @Sprite Tan: (Private to ~Frost) wait, shit plot [23:35:55] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) Legit though [23:35:55] ~Umber St'ro: (Truck [23:35:57] ~Umber St'ro: )* [23:35:57] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) awwww [23:36:01] @Sprite Tan: (Private to ~Frost) fuuuuuuck [23:36:07] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) but lesbiaaaannnnn [23:36:18] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) Truck it, we'll do it anyway! [23:36:18] ~Umber St'ro: (I forgot to tell the people in the speech, but they were supposed to pretend to still be doing the ritual) [23:36:19] @Sprite Tan: (Private to ~Frost) should we ignore the plot then? [23:36:19] @Leo Atlas: (oh god, black guards) [23:36:24] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) We don't know about it yet [23:36:25] ~Always Yuri: (Go ahead and be cute, Forest.) [23:36:34] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) gogogo [23:36:41] • ~Umber St'ro illusions himself into anything but Umber St'ro [23:36:57] • @Sprite Tan fails to bush hair properly with the comb and frowns, begginging to switch back to using her fingers. [23:37:07] • ~Frost giggles softly [23:37:11] ~Frost: Oh here, let me help [23:37:20] @Sprite Tan: Oh, okay. [23:37:21] ~Always Yuri: "Umber St'ro becomes Lady Frost in his desperate straw grasping. Well, shit." [23:37:29] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [23:37:33] • ~Frost walks over to Tan's bed and climbs up onto it behind [23:37:33] ~Frost: her [23:37:38] • ~Umber St'ro looks down and walks back to the room. [23:37:47] • ~Frost takes the comb and begins running it through Tan's hair [23:37:53] • @Sprite Tan hands over the combs and drops her hands into her lap awkwardly. [23:38:03] ~Frost: (ok that works too) [23:38:05] ~Always Yuri: "The Guards look up then, and notice St'ro. 'Hey, girl, hold on there.'" [23:38:07] @Sprite Tan: (dammmit lol) [23:38:20] @Leo Atlas: (welp. I should head back to town) [23:38:27] ~Frost: You have very pretty hair, you know [23:38:28] ~Umber St'ro: oh, sorry, I'm having girl time right now, I really can't stop [23:38:41] ~Frost: (did you just make a period joke?) [23:38:44] • ~Umber St'ro slowly tries to walk away [23:38:46] ~Umber St'ro: (yes) [23:38:56] @Sprite Tan: (Private to ~Frost) this is starting to take the edge of the FEEEEELS at least. [23:39:03] ~Always Yuri: " 'No, no, no. I don't have time for that. You're definitely looking like someone I'm supposed to be talking to.' " [23:39:04] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) ;3 [23:39:25] ~Frost: (Well Invalid, you have heels on.) [23:39:30] ~Frost: (I'm just reminding you.) [23:39:53] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) answer the compliment XD [23:39:57] ~Umber St'ro: I'm so sorry, is it about the service, what would you like to drink? [23:40:04] @Sprite Tan: (wait, does that mean he also isn;t wearing any bottoms?) [23:40:09] ~Frost: ......... [23:40:11] ~Frost: () [23:40:22] ~Umber St'ro: (god damn it, make the illusion work on clothes, not doing so is just silly) [23:40:32] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [23:40:35] ~Frost: ("Girl! We need to talk to you! Why the Truck are you naked!") [23:40:47] @Sprite Tan: Ah, thanks. [23:41:05] ~Always Yuri: "The guard makes a face, as if he's confused, and says 'Uh, just water, thanks.' Cause I'm nice, you have Frost's clothes on. Critical Horse Shit." [23:41:10] @Sprite Tan: (Private to ~Frost) fine fine, I did [23:41:15] ~Frost: (Private to @Sprite Tan) :3 [23:41:24] ~Frost: ....hmmm [23:41:29] ~Umber St'ro: alright, I'll have it right to you. [23:41:33] • ~Umber St'ro heads to the room [23:41:38] • ~Frost walks over to her bag and looks for something to pin in Tan's hair [23:41:48] ~Always Yuri: "Umber manages to get there with no further trouble." [23:41:57] ~Umber St'ro: girls [23:42:05] ~Umber St'ro: the dark guard are here already. [23:42:08] • ~Frost ceases her search [23:42:12] @Sprite Tan: Okay. [23:42:16] ~Frost: Wonderful.... [23:42:22] • @Sprite Tan picks up both her's and Leo's things [23:42:22] ~Frost: Wait [23:42:28] ~Frost: Why do you look like that?! [23:42:36] • @Sprite Tan goes over to window and peeks out [23:42:49] ~Umber St'ro: because umber hulks stand out more to dark guards [23:42:51] ~Umber St'ro: and I couldn't think [23:43:06] ~Frost: .........change your appearance immediately! [23:43:18] ~Umber St'ro: also, make sure if you get accosted to say "your water will be here shortly," [23:43:29] ~Frost: ....you [23:43:35] @Sprite Tan: Change into something else at least, so we don't look too conspicuous. [23:43:45] ~Always Yuri: "From your first floor window, Tan sees a few more dark guards standing on the street outside. There are four out there." [23:43:46] • ~Umber St'ro attempts to illusion into a sprite male [23:44:16] ~Always Yuri: "St'ro's spell fails, and instead returns him to normal." [23:44:23] ~Umber St'ro: good enough [23:44:33] ~Frost: ummmm [23:44:39] @Sprite Tan: You won't be able to fit through the window like that. [23:44:40] ~Umber St'ro: someone grab jack's stuff, we need to go find him [23:44:41] • ~Frost pulls her hood over her face [23:44:48] @Leo Atlas: (>Jacks) [23:44:53] • ~Frost (facepalms) [23:45:01] • ~Umber St'ro attempts to illusion into a sprite male yet again [23:45:05] @Sprite Tan: (I already grabbed his things) [23:45:17] ~Umber St'ro: (alright good, and fail on the jack thing) [23:45:21] • @Sprite Tan slowly opens window as to not draw attention. [23:45:40] ~Always Yuri: "St'ro failed yet again to transform properly. He has once chance left as of now." [23:45:49] • ~Umber St'ro uses it [23:45:56] @Leo Atlas: (The dice are heartless bastards [23:45:58] @Leo Atlas: ) [23:46:21] @Sprite Tan: (I know, the dice are absolute shit today) [23:46:51] ~Always Yuri: "Tan opens the window, but in her emtional distress, smashes the window into the top of it's frame, smashing it. The four guards see and and immdiately recognize her. Critical 'Truck'. St'ro, on the other hand, is now a sexy sprite male." [23:47:11] ~Frost: What was that? [23:47:17] • ~Frost turns to the window [23:47:22] • ~Umber St'ro sees his sexy new body in the mirror [23:47:26] ~Frost: ....oh no [23:47:37] @Sprite Tan: Truck. [23:47:45] ~Umber St'ro: well, we made a distraction, let's jump out a different window [23:47:56] • ~Umber St'ro runs to the opposite side of the upstairs [23:47:56] @Sprite Tan: (I kinda just want to yolo) [23:48:04] ~Frost: Maybe any townsfolk from the town will help us? [23:48:05] • @Sprite Tan runs after St'ro [23:48:08] ~Frost: inn*) [23:48:12] ~Frost: (gdi) [23:48:24] ~Frost: We are apparently heroes after all [23:48:39] @Sprite Tan: I don't want to get this entire town razed by the Dark Lord. [23:48:59] ~Umber St'ro: let's keep our sparkling reputation for once [23:49:09] • ~Umber St'ro opens the window [23:49:24] @Sprite Tan: (hurryhurry) [23:49:32] ~Always Yuri: "St'ro has opened a second story window, nothing bad happens, thank the Maker." [23:49:44] • ~Umber St'ro climbs carefully out the window [23:50:13] • @Sprite Tan drops the bags out the window and then follows [23:50:26] • ~Frost gingerly attempts to climb out after them [23:50:43] ~Always Yuri: "The black guard from the street are entering the building. St'ro falls from the window, but lands with style. Sprite and her bag then land on him. Frost is an adorable cherry on top." [23:50:57] ~Frost: (-.-) [23:51:09] • ~Frost climbs off of the mound of bodies [23:51:25] • ~Invalid rather than getting a justifiable erection, runs to the nearest cover attempting to lead the way [23:51:37] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [23:51:43] • ~Frost follows after him (Invalid was forcibly renamed to Umber St'ro by Frost.) [23:52:01] ~Frost: (dafuk) [23:52:11] ~Invalid: (I'm broken from accidentally leaving and coming back too quick) [23:52:16] ~Frost: (server stahp) [23:52:17] • @Sprite Tan picks up bags and runs for it. [23:52:31] @Sprite Tan: (*to the cover) [23:52:42] ~Always Yuri: "The party manages to find cover in an alleyway, but the Black Guard are all over the place. This is not looking very good." [23:52:56] ~Frost: ..how are we going to get out of here? [23:53:00] @Sprite Tan: Truck nuggets. Frost, use your map to find Leo. [23:53:09] ~Frost: umm... alright, I'll try [23:53:17] • ~Frost pulls out her map and concentrates [23:53:34] • @Sprite Tan equips her iron sword in the meantime [23:54:26] ~Always Yuri: "The map shows a flower and a saxophone, but not what that means or where they are." [23:54:43] ~Frost: (now I'm just sad...) [23:54:45] @Leo Atlas: (wow. Thanks dice.) [23:54:46] @Sprite Tan: (;. [23:54:51] ~Frost: ...ugh [23:54:56] @Sprite Tan: Which one is closer. [23:55:01] ~Frost: What on Earth is this supposed to tell me? [23:55:27] @Leo Atlas: (Try again) [23:55:33] ~Frost: (-.-) [23:55:37] @Sprite Tan: (Truck disregard my question) [23:55:45] • ~Frost focuses harder [23:55:49] ~Frost: Come on... [23:56:23] ~Invalid: (wait a minute... are there even male sprites?) [23:56:29] @Sprite Tan: (yeah) [23:56:30] ~Always Yuri: "Nothing changes at all. The map doesn't seem to want to budge." [23:56:34] ~Invalid: (okay) [23:56:40] ~Frost: Curses.....it's no good [23:56:42] @Leo Atlas: (Truck you too, dice) [23:56:50] ~Frost: This is what I have to work with [23:56:55] • ~Frost gestures to the map [23:56:55] ~Invalid: wait a saxophone [23:56:56] @Sprite Tan: Alright, we're winging it then? [23:57:08] ~Invalid: if it means anything, it means he's playing it [23:57:14] ~Invalid: we should try to listen for it [23:57:22] • ~Invalid listens [23:57:26] • @Sprite Tan sighs and listens as well [23:57:34] • ~Frost also tries to listen [23:58:05] ~Always Yuri: "The party faintly hears some feels ripping music from somewhere towards the city gate." [23:58:31] ~Frost: So...how exactly do we get out of here? [23:58:31] @Leo Atlas: (ripping music?) [23:58:32] ~Invalid: the gate, let's go (carefully) [23:58:38] @Sprite Tan: Run for it? [23:58:47] ~Frost: We'll make a scene [23:59:02] ~Always Yuri: (Feels ripping, Leo.) [23:59:04] ~Frost: But... [23:59:10] @Leo Atlas: (Oh.) [23:59:12] ~Frost: It may be the only chance we have [23:59:20] ~Invalid: we should just keep an eye out for guards and stick to the alleys as much as possible [23:59:29] @Sprite Tan: Or we could do that. [23:59:35] ~Frost: Sounds like a plan to me [23:59:39] ~Invalid: if one sees us, we should run though. [00:00:01] • ~Invalid acts according to the plan [00:00:07] • ~Frost follows [00:00:16] ~Always Yuri: (Dark Lord fantasy, Metal Gear Solid version.) [00:00:25] • @Sprite Tan follows as well. [00:00:39] • @Leo Atlas (Starts playing mission impossible music) [00:00:41] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSVr5GWErwA ) [00:01:21] @Sprite Tan: (meanwhile, back at the inn, the innkeeper is executed for not giving away information about the cities heroes.) [00:01:23] ~Always Yuri: "The party makes it most of the way up to the gate without incident. There are more guards near the town enterence, as they are just now re-entering the city." [00:01:41] • ~Frost whispers [00:01:46] ~Frost: What should we do about them? [00:01:55] @Sprite Tan: Barrel through? magic blast? [00:02:05] ~Frost: Other guards might come running [00:02:11] ~Frost: Perhaps a stealth kill? [00:02:18] ~Invalid: maybe we should just wait for them to walk by [00:02:21] @Sprite Tan: I could distract them and then run for it? [00:02:26] ~Always Yuri: (Sneak attack, x15 damage.) [00:02:28] @Sprite Tan: Or we could wait. [00:02:48] ~Frost: Well, let's hide then (if we already aren't) [00:02:53] ~Invalid: or I could just go get jack myself since I'm not suspiscious [00:03:01] ~Invalid: (leo*) [00:03:07] ~Frost: (gdi) [00:03:08] ~Always Yuri: (You are hiding.) [00:03:19] ~Frost: That still leaves to issue of us leaving the city... [00:03:26] ~Frost: It would be best to address this now [00:03:39] ~Invalid: at least we'll have leo to fight with us if I go get him [00:03:52] @Sprite Tan: Hmm, Frost, if you put your cloak over your head and he said you were his sick sister if you got questioned... [00:03:56] ~Always Yuri: "The guards seems to be very excited about something near the entrance. From this distance, it's hard to see what they are doing." [00:04:10] ~Frost: .....they're making a commotion [00:04:25] • @Sprite Tan peeks towards the commotion [00:04:31] ~Invalid: let's just walk past them, frost, put your cloak up, and tan, you can take mine [00:04:49] • ~Invalid gives tan the cloak [00:04:50] • ~Frost pulls her hood over her head, hiding her face [00:05:59] • @Sprite Tan covers head with cloak and walks behind. [00:06:11] • ~Invalid walks through the gate and follows the music [00:06:23] ~Invalid: (waits for rolls that say otherwise) [00:06:30] ~Always Yuri: "The party attempts to walk past the guards regardless of what they are doing. They seems to be violently harassing some villagers. The party is undetected, though." [00:07:21] ~Invalid: so tan, does being around another sprite remind you of home? [00:07:29] ~Invalid: (idle banter while walking) [00:07:32] @Sprite Tan: Hmm? a bit I suppose. [00:08:00] ~Invalid: is home nice? [00:08:34] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, it usually is. [00:08:38] ~Always Yuri: "The party follows the music and arrives at the barn, with their karma going down only a little bit by ignoring helpless civvies." [00:09:05] @Leo Atlas: (We have Karma?) [00:09:28] • @Leo Atlas doesn't notice the party, he's too engrossed in his music [00:09:28] ~Frost: ("Their karma is more than balanced by all the sacrifices they stopped those fucks from making in the future") [00:09:29] ~Invalid: (we're more macro level in terms of karma desire.) [00:09:45] ~Always Yuri: (You don't actually have karma, Leo.) [00:09:58] @Leo Atlas: (?_?) [00:10:26] @Leo Atlas: (W/e, get on with the plot) [00:10:47] ~Invalid: tan, please throw his stuff at him. [00:11:03] ~Always Yuri: (As I am an omniscient but impotent narrorator, I can't move the plot without help.) [00:11:24] @Leo Atlas: (That was directed at the other three) [00:11:33] • @Sprite Tan tosses Leo's things to him [00:11:50] • @Leo Atlas looks up [00:12:01] @Leo Atlas: Leaving already? [00:12:05] ~Invalid: Leo, the Dark Guard are here, and they're probably looking for us, we didn't stay to chat. [00:12:22] • @Leo Atlas packs away his sax and gathers his stuff together [00:12:24] ~Frost: We must make haste [00:12:30] @Leo Atlas: Let's go... [00:12:34] • ~Invalid (is a male sprite and leo probably doesn't recognize him) [00:12:52] ~Frost: (deeerrrrrrp) [00:13:00] ~Always Yuri: (Leo is depressed and wouldn't care if you were the Black Heart.) [00:13:21] ~Invalid: Frost, check the map, it seems to always know where we need to go when there's nowhere to go. [00:13:22] @Leo Atlas: (Well if he was the blakc heart, I would probably try to murder him) [00:13:36] • ~Frost pulls the map out yet again and opens it [00:13:39] @Leo Atlas: (but yeah. Generally unphazed) [00:14:14] • ~Invalid hugs leo (totally to test his reaction, not because he's being nice or anything) [00:14:46] ~Frost: (and they call me the tsundere) [00:15:12] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [00:15:14] • @Leo Atlas glaces at St'ro, then breaks away and walks out [00:15:21] @Leo Atlas: (Nice Frost) [00:15:33] ~Frost: (leo too? You guys are crowding out my niche) [00:15:51] @Leo Atlas: (There's a different between Tsundere adn depressed) [00:15:56] ~Always Yuri: "The map seems desperate to not work, as it is going out of it's way to not show anywhere to go. It seems like the party will just have to pick a direction and go for once." [00:16:08] • ~Frost sighs [00:16:21] • ~Frost dispels the image from the map to reveal a normal one [00:16:22] @Leo Atlas: (The map of plot has failed us!) [00:16:33] ~Frost: Well, we're just going to have to rely on intuition... [00:16:38] ~Always Yuri: (The map just plain doesn't want to work.) [00:16:39] ~Frost: Where shall we go next? [00:16:51] ~Frost: (It's a normal map underneath the magic XD) [00:16:57] ~Frost: (that's what it was to begin with) [00:16:57] ~Always Yuri: (The dice hate you, you're lucky Tan isn't dead/raped.) [00:17:08] @Sprite Tan: Let's just head away from the city, we can try the map again later. [00:17:14] @Leo Atlas: I could care less. Somewhere not here. [00:17:16] ~Frost: ....alright [00:17:16] @Sprite Tan: (;. [00:17:28] ~Invalid: north it is [00:17:42] • ~Invalid looks at whatever indicator of direction is in this world [00:18:02] ~Always Yuri: (North would be back towards Iceburg, I believe. Depending on how much east/west you go._ [00:18:04] ~Always Yuri: *) [00:18:17] ~Invalid: and by north I meant south [00:18:22] @Leo Atlas: Let's just follow a path... [00:18:37] @Sprite Tan: If we follow a road we might run into guards. [00:18:42] ~Frost: (so much angst. I love this.) [00:19:16] ~Always Yuri: (We all good with just heading south?) [00:19:49] @Leo Atlas: (Whichever directio nthe plot is in) [00:19:57] @Leo Atlas: (Direction* plot*) [00:19:59] @Sprite Tan: (south it is?) [00:20:28] ~Always Yuri: (The plot isn't in a particular direction, you end up somewhere, I put plot there.) [00:20:28] ~Invalid: (yes, even though my decision was obvious) [00:20:43] ~Invalid: (don't montage the walking dialogue please) [00:20:51] ~Frost: (XD) [00:21:02] ~Frost: Well.....let's go then [00:21:06] • ~Frost starts walking [00:21:14] ~Always Yuri: "The party is heading south, and gets plenty of time to talk on their way to... somewhere." [00:21:20] • @Leo Atlas plods behind [00:21:45] • @Sprite Tan walks in the middle of the group [00:22:08] ~Frost: (is St'ro back to normal yet?) [00:22:21] ~Always Yuri: (If he wants to be, it hasn't faded yet.) [00:22:26] ~Invalid: tan, cloak please [00:22:47] • @Sprite Tan shrugs it off and hands it to him [00:22:53] • ~Invalid puts on the cloak [00:22:57] ~Invalid: thank you [00:23:15] ~Invalid: alright, I was going to bring this up the next time the guards attacked us, but that's good enough for me [00:23:23] ~Invalid: we need to do something about the dark lord [00:23:31] ~Invalid: as long as we don't, he'll be doing something about us. [00:23:41] ~Frost: .....that is quite a large undertaking [00:23:49] ~Frost: You say it as if it's that easy [00:23:53] ~Invalid: living in hiding is also quite an undertaking [00:23:58] @Leo Atlas: What makes you think we can do anything? [00:23:58] ~Invalid: I just think we should be proactive [00:24:19] ~Always Yuri: (Angsty leo is some neat devolpment.) [00:24:32] @Sprite Tan: I don't think we could take on the Dark Lord as we are. [00:24:36] @Sprite Tan: (I know omg) [00:24:36] ~Frost: more feasible than taking on an army, if you ask me [00:25:13] ~Invalid: we'd be fighting an army that recruits faster than we can kill them if we don't make taking down the dark lord our main goal [00:25:25] ~Invalid: that doesn't mean we have to go attack him now [00:25:42] ~Invalid: it means we have to devote ourselves to it, and do it as soon as we're ready. [00:26:00] @Leo Atlas: We could barely do anything to Black Heart! [00:26:00] ~Frost: When is one ready to storm an armed fortress and defeat a tyrant? [00:26:14] @Leo Atlas: and he was created by the darklord! [00:26:27] ~Invalid: never, but we're not going to storm it, we're smarter than that. [00:26:33] @Leo Atlas: He's certain hundreds of times more pwoerful! [00:26:33] ~Invalid: we're also not "one" [00:26:45] @Leo Atlas: we're four [00:26:54] @Leo Atlas: Odds are microscopically better [00:26:56] ~Invalid: (who said the black heart was created by the dark lord?) [00:27:04] @Sprite Tan: (idk) [00:27:16] ~Always Yuri: (He was, but I never said that. O.O Get out of my head, fiend.) [00:27:16] ~Frost: (I don't remember that coming up) [00:27:27] ~Frost: (shat.) [00:27:33] @Leo Atlas: (I thought you said he was. I just assumed otherwise) [00:27:34] ~Invalid: the dark lord's forces were afraid of the black heart, and we bested it [00:27:48] ~Invalid: we're not as ill prepared as you think [00:27:58] @Leo Atlas: We gambled against it and were lucky [00:28:07] ~Invalid: even our legend has to be terrifying the dark guards as we speak [00:28:25] @Leo Atlas: If we had fought it, we wouldn't be having this conversation [00:28:32] ~Frost: "legend?" [00:28:54] @Sprite Tan: Legend? [00:28:55] ~Invalid: (is that a thought?) [00:29:03] ~Frost: No. She was quoting you) [00:29:12] @Leo Atlas: That theory does hold some water though. [00:29:13] ~Invalid: you don't think the townspeople are talking about what we did? [00:29:23] ~Invalid: why else would the dark guards even be storming the place? [00:29:26] @Leo Atlas: They don't know what we did to defeat black heart [00:29:30] ~Invalid: and that's good. [00:29:38] ~Invalid: we keep it that way. [00:29:55] @Leo Atlas: I suppose that's something... [00:30:29] ~Invalid: anyway, not trying to defeat the dark lord just ensures we won't live very much longer, the guards will eventually get the jump on us. [00:30:41] ~Invalid: if we do face the dark lord, we have a chance. [00:31:40] @Leo Atlas: A chance to get killed more painfully maybe.... [00:31:44] @Sprite Tan: But, right now? We aren't nearly strong enough. [00:31:54] ~Invalid: does that mean we're not allowed to have goals? [00:32:02] ~Invalid: has the dark lord robbed us of even that? [00:32:03] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ ) [00:32:34] @Leo Atlas: I guess aimlessly wandering is even worse [00:32:53] ~Invalid: you guessed right. [00:33:14] @Leo Atlas: If we aim to defeat the Dark Lord, it can take our minds away, and give us somethign to do [00:33:34] ~Always Yuri: (That's spirit, better to die fighting than live emo.) [00:33:34] @Sprite Tan: I suppose. [00:33:55] ~Invalid: (these people suck) [00:34:04] ~Frost: (fak u) [00:34:30] ~Invalid: we don't know what we need to defeat the dark lord. [00:34:37] ~Invalid: and that's because we don't know much at all about him [00:34:48] ~Invalid: information is what we need first. [00:35:06] @Leo Atlas: We need to be able to fight as a team better... [00:35:32] ~Frost: ....You are probably correct about that [00:35:35] ~Invalid: we're going to get into plenty of fights along the way, I'm sure that will help [00:36:14] ~Invalid: I'm only good for cheap shots and trying to avoid conflict, there's not much more in the way of team work for me. [00:36:16] @Leo Atlas: Yeah...the way this is shaping up, this is far from our last fight... [00:37:07] @Leo Atlas: Well St'ro, one thing is you can take lots of damage...your exoskeleton can deflect blades and the like.... [00:37:28] • @Sprite Tan walks quietly, examining the road ahead [00:37:32] ~Invalid: (tanks need healers...) [00:37:40] ~Frost: (:<) [00:37:46] @Leo Atlas: (True.) [00:37:50] @Leo Atlas: (:Let me get to that) [00:37:56] ~Always Yuri: (Too soon, too soon.) [00:37:56] ~Invalid: (kk) [00:38:14] ~Invalid: (I actually didn't refer to her on purpose) [00:38:14] ~Frost: (womp womp womp) [00:38:35] @Leo Atlas: but you would still take some damage, which is why is would be prudent to recruit a cleric...like.... [00:38:48] • @Leo Atlas stops and clasps his head withe hands [00:38:55] • ~Frost falls silent [00:39:17] • ~Invalid suddenly reverts to umber hulk shape (dispel) [00:39:38] ~Always Yuri: "That worked fine." [00:40:01] ~Invalid: it's going to be hard for a while leo. [00:40:31] ~Invalid: (what rolls are you using for dispelling transforms?) [00:40:31] • @Leo Atlas looks up and glares [00:40:53] ~Frost: (awkotaco) [00:41:06] ~Always Yuri: (Generally not rolling for it, in case it would matter.) [00:41:17] ~Invalid: (alright, you just always act like you do.) [00:41:21] ~Always Yuri: (Just wanted to let you know I'm paying attention. XD) [00:41:59] @Leo Atlas: (Yay, Trace is still here) [00:42:12] @Leo Atlas: You think I don't know St'ro!? [00:42:13] • ~Invalid rubs his monocle [00:42:34] • @Sprite Tan brushes hair out of her eyes [00:42:44] • ~Frost distractedly looks off into the surrounding wilderness as she walks [00:42:47] • ~Invalid remains silent [00:43:52] • ~Invalid (is fine with montaging) [00:44:44] ~Always Yuri: "The party continues walking south until they find a strange walled facility that is marked as "Hatching Fac. #4" on Frost's map." [00:45:04] ~Frost: (that she didn't have pulled out) [00:45:10] • @Leo Atlas stops yelling [00:45:20] ~Frost: ...."Hatching Fac.?" [00:45:37] ~Always Yuri: (I was told I could simply say what you see for exipedience in my narrations. XD) [00:45:45] ~Frost: Does anybody have any idea what that means? [00:45:57] ~Invalid: (is this St'ro's place?) [00:45:57] • @Leo Atlas shrugs glumly [00:46:02] @Leo Atlas: (I think so) [00:46:25] ~Invalid: Just when I thought I was in a bad enough mood, I'm home. [00:46:32] • @Sprite Tan tilts head at St'ro [00:46:34] @Sprite Tan: Home? [00:46:36] ~Invalid: let's just leave [00:46:44] ~Frost: ....home? [00:47:15] ~Invalid: if you think it's a good place, just remember it made me. [00:48:18] @Sprite Tan: If you don't want to be here, we can just move on. [00:48:29] @Leo Atlas: Yeah... [00:49:10] ~Invalid: we will, but since we're here, that means I know where I am. [00:49:26] ~Invalid: (what cities do I know how to get to from here?) [00:49:49] ~Frost: (the city of ozz!) [00:49:56] @Leo Atlas: (Quiet Frost) [00:50:04] ~Always Yuri: (Alright, let's see...) [00:51:32] ~Always Yuri: "From here, Umber St'ro knows how to get to Backknife, a city of scoundrels where St'ro learned a good many of his tricks, Whitesand, a desert city, and Techford, the leading capital of technology on this continent."
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Tesla
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Thu Sep 19, 2013 2:58 am | |
| Tan:
Flowers
brass knuckles
Cloak
String [Equipped]
Key of Unknown Use
Iron Sword
3 Mushrooms
Slightly less new Fucking Legs!
Frost
Spell book
Magical Map
Staff
1 gold pieces.
magical necklace thingy that keeps her from killing herself and everyone around her and shit
Magical Bag of Holding
A Pot
A sexy violet cloak
The PERFECT shoes~~~~!!!!!~~~
A bunch of flasks for alchemy
A potion recipe book
Ingredients for everything in the book
Leo:
Sword
Black Heart Shield
Tan's Glowing Silver Hat
Brea's Flower
rope
torch
flint
dead magic mirror
4 Blue Nuts
7 Green Mushrooms
3 Red Peaches
Alto Saxophone
Brea did not go gently into that good night, but went all the same. | |
| | | | Invalid
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:59 am | |
| - What I managed to scrounge up:
[21:47:36] @Leo Atlas: (For once. Thnaks Frost ) [21:47:40] ~Lady Frost: (let's just try and scam some people for the money) [21:47:51] ~Umber St'ro: (yeah, that was my plan all along [21:47:54] • ~Lady Frost sighs [21:48:00] ~Lady Frost: I think I've had enough of this place [21:48:14] ~Umber St'ro: alright, let's head out. [21:48:24] ~Umber St'ro: bye monty [21:48:27] ~Lady Frost: While that book is...tempting, to say the least. Your price is not worth it. [21:48:30] • @Sprite Tan shrugs and walks out [21:48:32] ~RM: " 'I'd be willing to throw in the alchemy set, but farewell.' " [21:48:42] • ~Lady Frost walks out the door without a second thought [21:48:51] • ~Umber St'ro walks out the door [21:49:01] • @Leo Atlas exits [21:49:27] ~Lady Frost: What a lascivious man! [21:49:40] ~Umber St'ro: so, I say we hit Techford and come back and buy the stuff. [21:49:58] • @Sprite Tan sighs [21:50:05] ~Lady Frost: And what exactly do you plan to do there? [21:50:09] @Sprite Tan: If you guys reaaaaally want that boook. [21:50:09] @Leo Atlas: Good plan, unless someone is nimble enough to pickpocket everybody [21:50:10] ~Lady Frost: More of your schemes? [21:50:18] ~Umber St'ro: same thing I do here only better. [21:50:28] ~Lady Frost: What was that, Tan? [21:50:43] @Sprite Tan: Okay. Group. [21:51:02] @Sprite Tan: On a scale of one to ten, how much do you think we need that book. [21:51:03] ~Lady Frost: uh.... [21:51:16] ~Lady Frost: I wouldn't quite say we need it.. [21:51:25] ~Lady Frost: But it would be....very nice to have [21:51:26] @Leo Atlas: I don't even know what it does. [21:51:31] @Leo Atlas: What did it do? [21:51:37] ~Umber St'ro: I'd rank it at "We need it enough that we're coming back for it" [21:51:42] ~RM: (It identifies magical objects, Frost.) [21:51:51] ~Lady Frost: It can describe and identify magical items [21:51:53] ~RM: (This is so you can tell leo.) [21:52:05] ~Lady Frost: It could be incredibly useful to us.... [21:52:11] ~Lady Frost: But that lewd man! [21:52:16] @Sprite Tan: One to ten. [21:52:21] ~Lady Frost: His price is unacceptable [21:52:25] @Leo Atlas: Yeah. I vote we scheme techford, and go buy the book [21:52:35] ~Lady Frost: Tan......why are you asking us this? [21:53:44] @Sprite Tan: Well, it's not like I care all that much about... [21:53:49] • @Sprite Tan gestures vaugely [21:53:56] ~Lady Frost: ........... [21:54:03] ~Lady Frost: UNACCEPTABLE! [21:54:07] ~Umber St'ro: If you take his deal, I'm having him put in jail once we take over the world. Actually, I'm going to do that anyway. [21:54:14] ~Lady Frost: How could you possibly consider letting that man ...... [21:54:16] • ~Lady Frost shudders [21:54:29] • ~Lady Frost places her hands on Tan's shoulders [21:54:36] @Sprite Tan: Is it because I look like a child? [21:54:40] ~Lady Frost: Tan, we do not require this book if that would be the cost [21:54:41] • @Sprite Tan pouts [21:54:44] ~Umber St'ro: no, it's because I never liked monty [21:54:52] @Sprite Tan: You act like I've never had sex before. [21:55:00] ~Lady Frost: I don't care. [21:55:09] ~Lady Frost: That wastrel is probably diseased [21:55:20] ~Lady Frost: Do not lower yourself to that. [21:55:23] ~Umber St'ro: I'm sure he is. [21:55:35] @Sprite Tan: Fine, fine. [21:55:40] ~Umber St'ro: you know they call him 3 clap monty [21:55:51] ~Lady Frost: (you're a moron XD) [21:56:00] ~Umber St'ro: ( ) [21:56:01] ~RM: (Okay, you win life.) [21:56:31] ~Lady Frost: Now then..... To Techford, was it? [21:56:36] ~Umber St'ro: yes [21:56:45] ~Lady Frost: St'ro. please lead the way out of this slum and to our destination. [21:57:00] • ~Umber St'ro leads everyone to techford [21:57:20] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm3ypbAbLJ8 ) [21:57:31] • @Sprite Tan follows [21:57:35] ~Lady Frost: (this is what happens when we're lead anywhere) [21:58:10] @Leo Atlas: (Just montage is) [21:58:14] @Leo Atlas: (it*) [21:58:28] ~Lady Frost: (Judy how you walk like that in those heels) [21:58:34] ~RM: "Umber St'ro leads the party to Techford, the city of technology. In front of the gate, there is a huge crowd of civilian outside of a giant, metal gate. A lone guard in a giant mech stands in front." [21:58:35] ~Lady Frost: (seriously how did she?) [21:58:59] ~Umber St'ro: (is umber st'ro still wearing heels?) [21:59:09] ~Lady Frost: (When was he?) [21:59:16] ~Lady Frost: (I thought I was the only one XD) [21:59:16] @Sprite Tan: (omg I think he still is) [21:59:28] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [21:59:28] ~Umber St'ro: (didn't he wear your shoes while he was brea's sister?) [21:59:42] ~RM: (Those are shredded to bits.) [21:59:46] ~Lady Frost: (let's just pretend you took them off so they wouldn't explode) [21:59:51] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [21:59:54] ~Umber St'ro: (he did) [22:00:14] ~RM: (Alright, alright._ [22:00:17] ~Lady Frost: (anyway. This place. leggo) [22:00:20] ~RM: (Techford time.) [22:00:23] @Sprite Tan: (no, no. frost, he was wearing them when he talked to the black heart) [22:00:32] @Leo Atlas: (yes, obviously) [22:00:44] ~Lady Frost: (that's why he took the bet. Because he liked my shoes on him.) [22:00:46] ~Umber St'ro: (oh god, leo atlas running around with high heels and bottomless) [22:00:53] ~Umber St'ro: (there's a hell of an image) [22:00:58] ~RM: (With flowing blond hair, no less.) [22:01:00] @Leo Atlas: (That's terrifying) [22:01:03] ~RM: (But techford, guys.) [22:01:05] ~Lady Frost: (and he wanted me because he liked the shoes I was wearing) [22:01:08] @Leo Atlas: (Right) [22:01:21] @Leo Atlas: What's going on over there? [22:01:30] ~Lady Frost: ("Man. I'd kill to destroy the world in that outfit. Even a God doesn't have shoes that nice!") [22:01:33] Skymіn: (gtg bye) [22:01:55] ~Lady Frost: Let's go take a closer look [22:02:21] ~RM: (With your zoom in eyes or your legs?) [22:02:34] ~Lady Frost: (let's go means use our legs XD) [22:02:35] • @Sprite Tan strolls over to take a look [22:02:38] • ~Umber St'ro uses his monocle to take a closer look [22:02:49] • ~Lady Frost walks over with Tan [22:02:52] • @Leo Atlas walks closer to the squabble [22:03:17] • ~Umber St'ro elects to go with them [22:03:22] ~Umber St'ro: (and does so) [22:03:45] ~RM: "Umber St'ro looks like an idiot, using his monocle as a pair of binoculars. The guard in the mech is definitely not letting people through. 'Techford is closed to trade! Nobody can get in or out, it's for the safety of all! The situation will be remided soon!' " [22:04:59] • @Sprite Tan walks up to the gate. [22:05:02] ~Lady Frost: Did all of you hear that? [22:05:14] ~Umber St'ro: (no) [22:05:31] ~RM: (We're all deaf, what did they say Frost?) [22:05:35] ~Umber St'ro: yes, I say we try our luck with these displaced people. [22:05:47] • @Leo Atlas shrugs [22:05:47] ~Lady Frost: (It's normal dialogue you dicks XD) [22:06:03] @Leo Atlas: Why not St'ro [22:06:17] ~Lady Frost: You really are unscrupulous.... [22:06:25] • @Sprite Tan pester the civillians [22:06:32] • ~Umber St'ro (considers starting the Umber St'ro Host Club) [22:06:34] @Sprite Tan: Oh my, oh my! What has happened! [22:06:58] ~Umber St'ro: oh, people outside a gate magically need gold more than people inside one [22:07:05] ~Umber St'ro: if you ask me these are the ones that aren't trapped [22:07:36] ~RM: "An older woman looks down at Spirte. 'Oh, you poor child. Must've been caught outside. We're not quite sure what happened. The Dark Lord was visiting here, and then... Well, things got rather strange, is all I heard.' " [22:08:33] @Sprite Tan: Oh wow! The Dark Lord! My mommy didn't tell me about that at all! [22:08:47] ~Lady Frost: ("After talking to her can of soda, she turns to Tan") [22:09:07] ~Umber St'ro: (it hit us all slowly) [22:09:23] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [22:09:28] @Leo Atlas: (wow) [22:09:34] ~RM: " 'Oh, you poor dear. Here's a coin, sweetie.' She gives Tan a gold coin. 'Use it to get some supper tonight.' " [22:09:48] @Leo Atlas: (YUS. ONLY 79 MORE) [22:09:50] ~Lady Frost: (Now I'm picturing a senile old woman saying all of this to her drink) [22:10:01] • ~Umber St'ro pets tan on the head [22:10:05] @Sprite Tan: Oh! Thank you! Thank you ma'am! My mommy will be so proud of me! [22:10:07] ~Umber St'ro: I hope she isn't giving you too much trouble [22:10:10] @Leo Atlas: Well, unless St'ro needs me to help, I'll go elsewhere and see if I cna make some coin with music [22:10:39] ~RM: " 'The woman's jaw drops for just a moment, but regains her calm composure. 'No no, she's no trouble.' " [22:10:53] @Sprite Tan: Lady! This is my daddy! [22:11:14] • ~Lady Frost glances over in disbelief [22:11:21] • @Leo Atlas gets Frost's attention [22:11:26] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, she's just really something special, I had to take her in when I saw her that day. [22:11:30] ~Umber St'ro: it's rough though [22:11:36] @Leo Atlas: Can you summon my sax from that magic bag of yours? [22:11:47] ~Lady Frost: Oh, of course [22:11:55] • ~Lady Frost takes out the saxophone [22:11:58] ~Umber St'ro: oh well, I don't want to hold you, we need to get to begging though so we can get back to a town that can educate her. [22:12:03] • ~Lady Frost hands it to Leo [22:12:10] @Leo Atlas: Thanks. [22:12:19] @Sprite Tan: My daddy's gonna make sure I get really smart! [22:12:43] • @Leo Atlas sets up his sax, hands the case to frost and starts trying to find a place where he will be mildly noticable [22:13:03] • @Sprite Tan wobbles a bit [22:13:50] ~RM: " 'Oh my, are you alright?!' Leo Atlas is quickly noticed by a group of townspeople, who look at him with interest." [22:14:10] ~RM: (Talking was to Sprite, Leo is not being spoken to.) [22:14:15] ~Umber St'ro: are you okay honey? [22:14:19] • @Leo Atlas starts playing some a quick jazzy tune [22:14:20] @Sprite Tan: Oh no! Daddy, my legs! [22:14:43] ~Umber St'ro: we'll get some water for them soon honey [22:14:43] • ~Lady Frost quietly hums along, trying not to be noticed over the saxophone [22:16:20] ~RM: "The old lady is clearly concerned with Sprite's health. "Here, sir, take this. Do the best you can for her.' She hands st'ro 15 gold. Leo's sexy showtunes earn him a smooooooth 10 gold. Frost's humming, however, earns leo and extra 10, for a total of 20 for Leo." [22:16:24] ~RM: *an [22:16:40] ~Lady Frost: (how the Truck did they hear that e.e) [22:16:41] @Leo Atlas: (nice Frost. You should sing next time) [22:16:47] • ~Lady Frost blushes and stops singing [22:16:54] ~RM: (You rolled a 19, that's how.) [22:17:12] @Leo Atlas: (36 so far guys) [22:17:13] ~Umber St'ro: thank you so much mam, you really have a great heart [22:17:16] • @Sprite Tan fakes a few tears. [22:17:22] ~Umber St'ro: let's get you some water sweety [22:17:23] @Sprite Tan: T-thank you lady. [22:17:31] • ~Umber St'ro helps tan to find some water [22:17:40] @Sprite Tan: Bye lady! I won't forget yoU! [22:17:50] ~RM: "Karma is catching up with Tan's lying Nas, and her legs are starting to fail from lack of water." [22:18:11] • ~Umber St'ro very carefully tries to pick tan up [22:18:12] • @Sprite Tan whispers [22:18:18] • @Leo Atlas continues to play, silently urging Frost to continue singing [22:18:25] @Sprite Tan: I fucking hate having to water these legs sometimes [22:18:32] • ~Lady Frost frantically looks around [22:18:38] ~Lady Frost: oh...uh [22:18:51] • ~Lady Frost fidgets uncomfortably [22:18:56] ~RM: "Umber St'ro gingerly picks up Sprite, and it's super cute and doesn't fail, cause the dice are a charity today, apparently." [22:19:18] ~Lady Frost: (she's gonna need more than that, leo ) [22:19:23] ~Lady Frost: (and or RM) [22:19:29] ~Lady Frost: (let's see where this goes) [22:19:32] @Sprite Tan: Well, you didn't drop me. [22:19:32] @Leo Atlas: (Ik. I'm thinking) [22:19:34] ~RM: (Put down the sax and introduce her.) [22:19:40] ~Lady Frost: (omg XD) [22:19:46] @Leo Atlas: (That works.) [22:19:48] ~Umber St'ro: well, as awful as that just was [22:19:50] @Sprite Tan: Should we go check on Leo and Frost? [22:19:57] • @Leo Atlas finishes his song [22:19:59] ~Umber St'ro: I wouldn't regret taking you in as an orphan [22:20:09] ~Umber St'ro: don't you want to get water? [22:20:09] ~RM: (Aww._ [22:20:11] ~RM: *) [22:20:15] @Sprite Tan: D'aw that's sweet of you. [22:20:33] • @Leo Atlas puts down his sax [22:20:35] @Sprite Tan: If I look crippled and defenseless they'll hand over more coin, I'm sure. [22:20:37] ~RM: (You are all going to rot in LP Crobat's stupid rp.) [22:20:42] ~Umber St'ro: definitely [22:20:43] • ~Lady Frost shoots him a questioning look [22:20:47] @Leo Atlas: I'd like to give a special thanks [22:20:49] ~Umber St'ro: I just thought it might hurt. [22:20:52] @Leo Atlas: To my vocalist. [22:20:58] ~Lady Frost: ......what? [22:21:08] • ~Lady Frost turns 50 shades of red [22:21:14] ~Umber St'ro: (not LP crobat, that's my brother, you mean Pimp Crobat) [22:21:19] ~RM: "The crowd turns to look at Frost, clearly expecting her to continue on where Leo left off." [22:21:19] @Sprite Tan: It doesn't hurt, it's just... eh. [22:21:24] ~RM: (Right, the other Crobat.) [22:21:28] ~Lady Frost: uh..... [22:21:33] • ~Lady Frost clears her throat [22:21:40] • ~Umber St'ro looks over to frost and leo [22:21:53] • ~Lady Frost begins a song she knows from home [22:22:01] ~Umber St'ro: (what's the song?) [22:22:05] ~RM: "Umber sees Frost singing." [22:22:08] ~Lady Frost: (i unno ._._) [22:22:14] @Leo Atlas: (Pick a name.) [22:22:16] ~Umber St'ro: (name it, I named my song) [22:22:20] ~RM: (Any name.) [22:22:27] ~Lady Frost: (ummmm) [22:22:33] ~Lady Frost: (Truck I'm horrible with names) [22:22:38] @Leo Atlas: (If it's a common folk song, I can play along) [22:22:40] ~RM: (Neat title, roll with it.) [22:22:43] ~Umber St'ro: I think they're in the middle of something good, let's find some more people to beg to [22:22:49] ~Lady Frost: (stop XD) [22:22:59] @Sprite Tan: Cool. [22:23:26] ~Lady Frost: (I seriously can't think of anything) [22:23:39] @Sprite Tan: Oh, by the way St'ro, the Dark Lord's visiting. [22:23:53] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, maybe we should leave while we're ahead [22:23:59] ~RM: (Fine. You're singing "Love is the True Magic.") [22:24:06] ~Lady Frost: (That is so cheesy) [22:24:12] ~RM: (I just made it up. [22:24:16] @Sprite Tan: (Frost's character sing) [22:24:18] @Leo Atlas: (Then think of a better name) [22:24:26] ~Lady Frost: (fak) [22:24:27] • @Leo Atlas plays along [22:24:34] ~RM: (Yeah, seriously, you don't like it, think of a better one.) [22:24:51] ~Umber St'ro: (I thought the fun was in making up cheesy names) [22:25:05] ~Umber St'ro: ("when the dark lord goes marching in") [22:25:05] ~Lady Frost: (fine whatever works XD) [22:25:52] @Leo Atlas: (Just go with it and wait for the gold to exist) [22:26:49] ~RM: "The crowd is impressed with Frost's voice, and cheers and cat calls can be heard. They made 15 gold in this refuge camp. Full of homeless refuges that can't get into their own city." [22:26:54] @Sprite Tan: Eh, i don't think he's going to come mingle with the regular folk. [22:27:04] ~Lady Frost: (you dick) [22:27:04] @Leo Atlas: (51 total) [22:27:13] @Sprite Tan: I suppose, just in case, we should go get some water after all [22:27:17] • ~Lady Frost shyly takes a bow [22:27:27] • @Leo Atlas bows as well [22:27:36] • ~Umber St'ro looks for someone else to do the father daughter grift on [22:27:53] • ~Lady Frost hits Leo upside the head after the crowd disperses [22:28:01] @Leo Atlas: OW [22:28:10] @Leo Atlas: Gods, Frost [22:28:30] ~Lady Frost: That's for putting all their eyes on me like that so suddenly. [22:28:52] ~Lady Frost: (too bad spotlights and buses don't exist cuz idioms) [22:28:54] ~RM: "St'ro and Tan find a man in a purplish robe, with shaggy hair. He seems to be looking at St'ro and Tan." [22:29:04] @Leo Atlas: Hey, they loved you [22:29:06] @Leo Atlas: Plus [22:29:15] @Leo Atlas: This is all for your fancy book and alchemy stuff [22:29:17] ~Lady Frost: ....don't say such foolish things. [22:29:20] • ~Lady Frost blushes [22:29:21] • ~Umber St'ro walks over to the guy [22:29:30] ~Lady Frost: oh! Is it? [22:29:33] ~RM: (Freo!) [22:29:38] ~Umber St'ro: it's not nice to stare you know? [22:29:38] • @Sprite Tan looks meek and pitiful [22:29:46] ~Lady Frost: (fuckyou-o) [22:29:51] @Leo Atlas: (Shaddap trace XD) [22:30:11] ~RM: "Oh, my deepest apologies, Sir...?" [22:30:18] • ~Lady Frost is excited but contained [22:30:20] ~Umber St'ro: don't worry about it. we're looking for people to help us get back home anyway, so staring's the least of our problems [22:30:43] ~Umber St'ro: we just got here and can't get into the city, we were really counting on that [22:30:45] @Leo Atlas: I bet we could make more from another group of people [22:31:09] ~RM: "Ah. You'd planned to get into the city, I take it? That would certainly be an issue." [22:31:21] ~Lady Frost: I....uh [22:31:27] ~Lady Frost: I don't know..... [22:31:36] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, we can't even get her water for her legs as it is, but she's being a little trooper for me [22:31:42] ~Umber St'ro: isn't that right tan? [22:31:45] @Leo Atlas: There's only one way to find out [22:31:55] • @Sprite Tan smiles shyly at the gentleman and nods slightly [22:31:59] • ~Lady Frost sighs [22:32:31] ~RM: "She appears to be a rather mature Sprite, by all appearances.' He smiles gently. 'Though she could be handicapped, I suppose.'" [22:32:55] @Sprite Tan: My legs are a bit bothersome, it's kind of embarrassing. [22:33:11] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, you're right on the age, doesn't mean she isn't little though, huh [22:33:12] • @Leo Atlas looks for another group of people [22:33:19] • ~Lady Frost reluctantly follows [22:33:42] ~RM: "Leo Atlas and Lady Frost are in the green, and they find a small legion of fans raring for some Sexaphone." [22:33:57] ~Lady Frost: .......you're really making me do this? [22:34:01] ~RM: "Ah, right, my apologies. So, what is it that you need?" [22:34:21] @Leo Atlas: I'm not forcing you. But I've heard a few thigns about fairy bone alchemy supplies [22:34:38] ~Lady Frost: ....I've also heard they're unethical [22:34:40] ~Umber St'ro: any amount of gold would help tremendously, we need to buy supplies for the return trip, and water for her legs if you have any [22:34:42] ~Lady Frost: Still, despite that [22:34:46] @Leo Atlas: So have you ever heard the song "tale of the 7 heroes"? [22:34:53] ~Lady Frost: I will not deny that more money would be helpful. [22:34:57] @Sprite Tan: Water would reallu be a big help. [22:35:05] ~Lady Frost: I...have not [22:35:13] ~Lady Frost: (being difficult!) [22:35:24] @Leo Atlas: Oh you must have! [22:35:25] ~RM: "Hmm... It appears I don't have any water on my person at this time, nor am I inclined to part with very much money." [22:35:51] @Sprite Tan: Do you know where any wells around here might be? [22:35:51] ~Umber St'ro: (have you heard the song, "I had to kill my girlfriend yesterday, so fucking sing with me already") [22:36:00] ~Lady Frost: (gdfi XD) [22:36:08] ~Lady Frost: (yes I have. In fact!) [22:36:38] • ~Lady Frost sings "I had to kill my girlfriend yesterday, so fucking sing with me already" [22:36:49] ~Umber St'ro: and very much, I take that to mean you wouldn't mind giving up one or two pieces to help out. [22:36:55] ~Lady Frost: (ok ok XD) [22:36:57] ~Umber St'ro: you'd be a real hero to us. [22:37:00] • ~Lady Frost sighs [22:37:02] ~RM: "Hmm... Not very nearby. But... Well, I probably shouldn't, but what could it hurt?' The man conjures a flask of water." [22:37:12] ~RM: "Here." [22:37:14] ~Lady Frost: Maybe...if you play it for me, I might remember hearing it? [22:37:18] @Sprite Tan: Woah, thanks. [22:37:27] • @Sprite Tan takes the flask carefully [22:37:39] • @Leo Atlas addresses the crowd [22:37:40] ~Lady Frost: (do we have to roll for that?) [22:37:51] ~RM: (For what?) [22:37:51] ~Lady Frost: (I'm being nice XD) [22:37:55] @Leo Atlas: If anyone in the crowd has heard the song, feel free to sing! [22:38:03] ~Lady Frost: (me knowing the song) [22:38:15] • @Leo Atlas starts playing the song [22:38:22] ~RM: (Nah, just assume you've heard it.) [22:38:38] • ~Lady Frost begins to sing along, recognizing it [22:39:17] ~RM: "The crowd starts singing back to the very popular folk song. "Oh great and mighty seven heros..." The song warmed their hearts. You got 20 pieces, bros." [22:39:32] ~RM: "That's about all I can offer, Umber." [22:39:38] • ~Lady Frost bows to the people [22:39:39] @Leo Atlas: (71 total) [22:39:44] • @Leo Atlas bows [22:39:49] ~Lady Frost: (encore?) [22:39:59] ~Umber St'ro: (tan, put the water in your legs already) [22:40:00] @Leo Atlas: Do we have any requests from the audience? [22:40:39] • @Sprite Tan puts the water in her goddam legs [22:40:57] ~Umber St'ro: thank you sir [22:41:02] ~RM: "The crowd seems rather uninterested in further jazz. They start to disperse." [22:41:11] ~Lady Frost: I guess not.... [22:41:21] @Leo Atlas: That's a shame [22:41:24] ~RM: "No, no, it's no trouble. I don't mind a little magic here or there." [22:41:37] ~Lady Frost: Maybe we should find the others? [22:41:40] @Leo Atlas: Indeed [22:41:43] ~Lady Frost: I'm sure they're off scheming.... [22:41:49] @Leo Atlas: Well [22:41:55] @Leo Atlas: We have the potential to make more [22:42:03] @Leo Atlas: I'm sure they're off scheming [22:42:04] • @Sprite Tan hands the empty flask back [22:42:04] • ~Umber St'ro lets tan down to walk [22:42:21] • @Leo Atlas starts looking around for a different group of people [22:42:28] ~Lady Frost: (save it shea. I can uze that shizz) [22:42:39] • ~Lady Frost reluctantly follows once more [22:42:46] ~RM: "Ah, thanks but no thanks. I need it not." [22:42:59] @Sprite Tan: Alright, thank you sir. [22:43:21] ~RM: "The poor folks would love to jazz up, but they don't have any cash." [22:43:34] ~Lady Frost: (NO CHARITY PERFORMANCES) [22:43:44] • ~Lady Frost (sets them on fire) [22:43:45] • @Sprite Tan rolls shoulders [22:43:50] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [22:43:59] @Leo Atlas: (That's a shame) [22:44:06] ~Lady Frost: (what it would be like if she were me) [22:44:07] ~Umber St'ro: well, lets see how the love birds are doing [22:44:09] @Leo Atlas: (Maybe they have stuff!) [22:44:16] ~Lady Frost: (maybe) [22:44:22] ~Lady Frost: (let's just give it a shot....) [22:44:28] ~RM: "Ah, is that all, then? Be seeing you." [22:44:45] @Leo Atlas: Care to start us Frost? [22:44:47] ~Lady Frost: Have you by any chance ever heard, "Magic is the key to my heart"? Leo [22:44:50] ~Umber St'ro: see ya [22:44:56] ~Lady Frost: (yes. Queenpants set the theme naming) [22:45:03] @Leo Atlas: Indeed [22:45:10] ~Lady Frost: (all of her songs are about magic somehow relating to love.) [22:45:12] @Sprite Tan: Have a good day, sir. [22:45:19] ~Lady Frost: Alright.... [22:45:19] • @Leo Atlas starts the jazzy tune [22:45:22] • ~Lady Frost starts to sing [22:45:30] • ~Umber St'ro walks over to check out the killer jazz performance [22:46:06] • ~Umber St'ro tosses in a coin to get the crowd warmed up the idea of charity [22:46:41] ~Umber St'ro: (to the idea of charity*) [22:46:45] • ~Lady Frost leers at St'ro out in the crowd while she sings [22:46:54] • @Sprite Tan walks up next to St'ro and gives Frost a thumbs up [22:47:00] ~RM: "The crowd follows Umber St'ro's lead. Subtracting the one gold St'ro spent, you made 5g, a pair of pants, and a paring knife." [22:47:11] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [22:47:19] @Leo Atlas: (That's perfect) [22:47:22] • ~Lady Frost lays out all of the junk [22:47:30] ~Lady Frost: Well..... [22:47:51] ~Lady Frost: (i can just imagine someone from the crowd throwing a knife at us XD) [22:48:06] • ~Umber St'ro walks up to them, "so we raked in, 16 gold, one of which is in your pile" [22:48:32] ~Lady Frost: (are they at least nice pants?) [22:48:35] @Leo Atlas: Well [22:48:45] @Leo Atlas: We got 65 Gold, a knife, and a pair of pants [22:48:55] ~RM: "Uh, define 'nice.' Short answer, no." [22:48:58] ~Umber St'ro: we have 30 gold between the wo of us as it stands. [22:49:02] ~Umber St'ro: (two*) [22:49:13] ~Lady Frost: We can definitely afford the book now! [22:49:17] ~RM: Brb [22:49:20] @Leo Atlas: And the alchemy stuff [22:49:22] ~Lady Frost: (GDI) [22:49:43] ~Lady Frost: Well then, shall we...head back to Black knife? [22:50:01] @Leo Atlas: I think we've scammed all we can here [22:50:16] • ~Lady Frost she says the words as if she never expected to hear them again [22:50:16] @Sprite Tan: I suppose. Unless someone- [22:50:17] ~Umber St'ro: you think of that as scamming? [22:50:25] ~Umber St'ro: you two provided a service [22:50:36] • @Sprite Tan whispers [22:50:37] • ~Lady Frost blushes and looks away [22:50:45] @Sprite Tan: -Wants to kill the Dak Lord. [22:50:58] ~Lady Frost: .....now? [22:50:59] • ~Umber St'ro whispers as well [22:51:05] ~Umber St'ro: I don't think we're really prepared for that [22:51:06] • ~Lady Frost was also whispering [22:51:07] • @Leo Atlas whispers [22:51:25] @Leo Atlas: We don't stand a chance in any of the 17 hells [22:51:46] ~Umber St'ro: I wonder if that guy in the purple robe would want to kill the dark lord [22:51:48] ~Umber St'ro: he seemed nice [22:51:48] ~Lady Frost: The city is undoubtedly swarming with guards. There's even that contraption guarding the gate..... [22:51:55] @Sprite Tan: To Black Knife we go! [22:52:01] ~Lady Frost: "Guy in a purple robe?" [22:52:05] ~Umber St'ro: (she shouted while whispering) [22:52:18] ~Umber St'ro: he gave tan some water for her leg [22:52:23] ~Umber St'ro: (legs*) [22:52:25] ~Lady Frost: Ah. [22:52:55] ~RM: (Back) [22:53:02] @Sprite Tan: I don't know if I have enough water to make it all the way there though. [22:53:29] ~Lady Frost: (well, does she?) [22:53:36] ~Umber St'ro: let's look for more water first [22:53:50] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, good idea [22:53:51] ~RM: "Tan definitely doesn't have enough to get all the way back to Black Knife." [22:54:09] ~Lady Frost: (gdi) [22:55:35] • ~Umber St'ro goes looking for water (hoping everyone in the party stays together [22:55:40] ~RM: "The purple cloaked man is still wandering around by the gate. Other than him, another source of water seems to be hard to find." [22:55:41] • ~Lady Frost follows [22:55:48] • @Leo Atlas looks for water [22:55:56] ~Umber St'ro: )* [22:56:01] • @Sprite Tan looks for water in a different direction [22:56:22] • ~Lady Frost follows Tan to look for water [22:56:35] ~Lady Frost: (aint no way this whit gurl is goin off by herself.) [22:56:51] @Leo Atlas: Good thinking Frost [22:56:53] @Leo Atlas: () [22:57:08] • ~Umber St'ro decides to join tan since the purple guy will probably be annoyed and not have water [22:57:21] ~Lady Frost: (if the dice are feeling like it's time for street harassment at least two white gurls are better than one!) [22:57:53] ~RM: "Leo Atlas finds a bucket of water in front of someone's house. Tan's legs suddenly sputter, running out of water suddenly and causing her to fall to the ground. Leg FAIL." [22:58:19] @Leo Atlas: (decisions, decisions [22:58:20] @Leo Atlas: ) [22:58:25] ~Lady Frost: Tan! [22:58:36] @Sprite Tan: Ow Truck, that was sudden. [22:58:44] ~Lady Frost: Yeah...it was [22:58:51] ~Lady Frost: I thought you just got some.... [22:58:54] ~RM: (Damn straight, I used suddenly twice.) [22:58:58] • ~Lady Frost looks up to the sky [22:59:02] ~RM: "St'ro caught up." [22:59:02] • @Sprite Tan pouts [22:59:16] ~RM: (Why are you looking at me, Forest?) [22:59:22] • @Leo Atlas takes the water and sneaks away [22:59:24] ~Umber St'ro: well, this sucks [22:59:25] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [22:59:36] ~Umber St'ro: do you want me to carry you again? [22:59:47] @Sprite Tan: ...Yeah. [22:59:48] • ~Umber St'ro again carefully picks up tan [22:59:59] ~RM: "Leo takes the bucket, and not only is it full of water, but it has a strange looking glove inside of it. Critical Theft!" [23:00:09] ~Lady Frost: (wow) [23:00:10] @Leo Atlas: (Hell yes) [23:00:21] ~Lady Frost: (omg we can identify it with the book!) [23:00:24] ~RM: "Umber St'ro's leg gives out, and... well, you know what happens. CRASH." [23:00:26] • @Leo Atlas picks up the glove and takes a look at it [23:00:26] ~Lady Frost: (hrrrnnng plotgasm) [23:00:47] @Sprite Tan: ......Pffft. [23:00:51] • ~Lady Frost sympathetically cringes [23:00:52] • @Sprite Tan start giggling [23:00:58] ~Umber St'ro: together we form one super cripple [23:00:59] ~RM: "The glove is pretty. And green. And nice looking." [23:01:02] @Sprite Tan: E-Everytime hehehe. [23:01:17] ~Lady Frost: ...well, are you going to try again? [23:01:23] @Leo Atlas: (Like dye green or algae green) [23:01:33] ~RM: (Dye green.) [23:01:41] ~Lady Frost: (chartreuse) [23:01:41] • @Leo Atlas puts on the glove [23:01:53] ~Lady Frost: (omg Leo that's fer gerlz) [23:01:55] • @Sprite Tan sits up and shrugs [23:01:57] ~Umber St'ro: (Frost should sing "leo come back") [23:01:58] ~RM: "Nothing of note happens." [23:02:01] @Sprite Tan: May as well try again. [23:02:09] • @Leo Atlas shrugs and continues bringing the water to tan [23:02:18] ~Lady Frost: (does he at least look good in it?) [23:02:18] • ~Umber St'ro tries again as he may as well [23:02:47] ~RM: "This time it works. An eight foot bug picked up a 4 foot girl, and we think this is success. Yey." [23:03:04] ~Lady Frost: (queeny you have to roll for my question. It's important.) [23:03:14] @Leo Atlas: (Frost.) [23:03:21] @Leo Atlas: (I look fabulous in everything) [23:03:23] ~RM: (18, fucking fabulous looking.) [23:03:31] ~Lady Frost: (perfect) [23:03:42] ~Lady Frost: (obv everything on me is a twenty [23:04:01] @Sprite Tan: Wonderful! [23:04:06] ~Lady Frost: (legit guys. What if he wore it to fight the Dark Lord and he just laughed at how tacky it looked.) [23:04:12] ~Lady Frost: (we'd already lose even if we won.) [23:04:49] ~RM: (Alright, gather together and move the plot, slaves.) [23:04:53] ~RM: (XD_ [23:04:53] ~Umber St'ro: let's try to find leo [23:04:56] ~RM: *) [23:05:02] ~Lady Frost: That's a good idea [23:05:03] @Leo Atlas: (i'm trying to find them) [23:05:11] ~Lady Frost: (we don't knwo that) [23:05:13] ~RM: "Leo isn't hard to find, he's carrying a bucket and looking for a large St'ro." [23:05:17] ~Lady Frost: (so too bad sucka) [23:05:20] ~RM: "You found him!" [23:05:31] @Leo Atlas: I found some water [23:05:32] ~Lady Frost: Leo! [23:05:36] ~Lady Frost: oh! [23:05:42] @Leo Atlas: And a bucket [23:05:42] • ~Lady Frost runs up to him and examines his glove [23:05:56] ~Lady Frost: Where did you find this stylish glove?! [23:06:06] @Sprite Tan: A bucket... of water? [23:06:11] @Leo Atlas: Yes [23:06:16] @Leo Atlas: and in the bucket [23:06:24] ~Lady Frost: That's strange.... [23:06:30] @Leo Atlas: Yeah [23:06:35] @Leo Atlas: I wonder what it does [23:06:43] @Leo Atlas: Anything this green has to be magical [23:06:47] ~Lady Frost: Maybe the book can tell us? [23:06:54] ~Lady Frost: (Leo you're thinking of purple.) [23:07:01] ~Lady Frost: (that's a legit trope XD) [23:07:02] ~Umber St'ro: do you want me to let you down so you can get the water (snoogie boogie cutie bear!) [23:07:16] @Leo Atlas: (No, Green is pretty magical too. But IK what you mena Frost) [23:07:17] @Sprite Tan: Yeah. (S-shut up daddy!) [23:07:21] ~RM: (I could walk purple guy back over here so you can talk to him about being magic and purple.) [23:07:39] @Leo Atlas: (i'm good) [23:07:39] ~Umber St'ro: (green is not a creative color) [23:07:45] ~Lady Frost: (Lady Frost is already magic and purple) [23:07:52] ~Lady Frost: (oh god I'm dead XD) [23:07:56] @Leo Atlas: (Dude, green is a great magical color) [23:07:57] ~RM: (Oh lord, fill your legs and then let's get the fajuck out.) [23:08:04] @Leo Atlas: (Montage?) [23:08:06] ~Umber St'ro: (what if purple man if frost's long lost twin!) [23:08:12] ~RM: (Ignore the plight of these towns people, and let's just go._ [23:08:15] ~RM: *) [23:08:20] ~RM: (Dicks. XD) [23:08:23] ~Lady Frost: (sounds like a plan!) [23:08:28] ~Umber St'ro: (you're just never happy are you sky god?) [23:08:43] ~Lady Frost: (invalid just take us back) [23:08:43] • ~Umber St'ro puts tan down [23:08:55] ~Umber St'ro: (there you go sweety) [23:09:42] • @Sprite Tan goes and fills her legs with the water and picks up the empty bucket to carry with. (Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.) [23:10:05] ~RM: (You guys leaving?) [23:10:12] @Sprite Tan: Let's scram. [23:10:14] ~Lady Frost: (yes plz) [23:10:20] • ~Umber St'ro agrees to scram [23:10:27] • @Leo Atlas waits for people to stop faffing about and start going towards black Knife [23:11:41] ~RM: "As the party is about to leave, the purple man appears in front of them, much less pleasant looking than before. 'And here I though I was heartless. You people really take the cake.'" [23:12:03] ~Lady Frost: I beg your pardon? [23:12:26] ~Umber St'ro: oh hi sir [23:12:30] ~Lady Frost: (oh god do we have to listen to mr morals?) [23:12:36] ~Lady Frost: (can we just ignore him?) [23:12:49] ~Lady Frost: (people like that have no power if you don't give a Truck!) [23:12:58] @Leo Atlas: (Ew morals. What kind of RPG hero has those?) [23:13:11] ~RM: "You don't have to listen me if you don't want. I honestly couldn't care less about your moral integrities." [23:13:19] ~Umber St'ro: cool [23:13:24] ~Lady Frost: perfect! [23:13:25] • ~Umber St'ro gets back to scraming [23:13:38] ~Lady Frost: me follows St'ro out [23:13:43] @Sprite Tan: We may as well hear him out guys! [23:13:44] ~Lady Frost: (shat) [23:13:49] ~Lady Frost: (SHEA NO) [23:13:52] @Sprite Tan: (cave man speak) [23:13:59] ~Umber St'ro: (I think if you actually said that he'd be shocked and not say anything) [23:14:04] @Leo Atlas: (let's hear what he has to say) [23:14:06] ~Lady Frost: (XD) [23:14:17] ~Lady Frost: (gnome I hate this kind of thing -.-) [23:14:22] ~Lady Frost: (no really, I do XD) [23:14:29] @Leo Atlas: (Talking, or morals?) [23:14:30] @Sprite Tan: (We can fucking leave after) [23:14:37] @Leo Atlas: (Would you rather sing more?) [23:14:40] ~RM: "I think not.' A barrier of magic appears in a dome, keeping the party and the man in a smallish space." [23:14:41] ~Lady Frost: (fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) [23:14:48] @Sprite Tan: (Hearing him out and then being lol no is fun) [23:14:49] @Leo Atlas: (Oshit) [23:14:55] ~Lady Frost: (GFDI NO) [23:15:18] • @Sprite Tan pulls out sword and takes a stance [23:15:21] @Sprite Tan: Talk. [23:15:29] • ~Lady Frost takes a cautious step back [23:15:41] ~RM: "Now, I've been patient here for awhile, but you people have to be the single worst group of champions in the world. The whole, wide world. And this place might as well be infinite." [23:15:54] @Leo Atlas: We could be worse [23:15:58] ~Lady Frost: .....champions? [23:16:09] ~Lady Frost: (you didn't find that statement odd at all gnome? XD) [23:16:22] @Sprite Tan: What do you expect us to do at this point? We aren't strong enough to do what I believe you are implying. [23:16:25] @Leo Atlas: Wait what? [23:16:33] ~Lady Frost: (stop being plot savvy! all of you!) [23:16:44] ~Umber St'ro: Who died and made me a champion, really, I'm just a con artist. [23:16:57] @Sprite Tan: I'm just a simple sprite at heart. [23:17:07] @Leo Atlas: I was dragged here by these guys. [23:17:09] ~Lady Frost: I am...certainly not a champion. [23:17:22] ~Lady Frost: whatever that is supposed to mean [23:17:24] @Sprite Tan: Did we not save 500 children? [23:17:36] ~RM: "Oh, I have absolutely no doubts that you can't complete your goals. But at least a little effort here and there would be a bit appreciated. I mean, I might as well just park a fort on all of your hometowns." [23:17:36] ~Lady Frost: ...I did nothing [23:17:39] @Leo Atlas: 1000 and a cat [23:18:06] ~Lady Frost: ...excuse me? [23:18:10] @Sprite Tan: (this is the dark lord) [23:18:16] ~Lady Frost: (figured) [23:18:16] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah I get that.) [23:18:30] @Sprite Tan: Ah, so... hmm. The phrasing of that would suggest you... are the Dark Lord. Hmm. [23:18:41] @Leo Atlas: First of all, my hometown was burnt to the ground. Second of all, yo ucan just summon fortresses? [23:18:41] ~RM: "Wow, quick on the update, aren't we?" [23:18:47] @Sprite Tan: I suppose it's nice to meet you. [23:18:55] ~Lady Frost: .......... [23:18:58] ~Umber St'ro: excuse me mr dark lord, I believe you mean uptake. [23:19:21] ~RM: "Oh, I can do all sorts of things, Atlas. Believe me when I say my power exceeds imagination itself. And pardon my slip up, St'ro." [23:19:23] • @Sprite Tan goes to poke at the magical barrier with her sword. [23:19:52] ~Lady Frost: And you're just going to talk to us like this? To ruler of the conquered world is praddling on at us? [23:19:57] ~Umber St'ro: so why are we champions? is this something you decided a long time ago, or does it have something to do with the black heart? [23:19:59] ~Lady Frost: the* [23:20:11] ~RM: "A small hole appears in the barrier. '*sigh* Fine, go. Try to be at least moderately interesting from this point forward, please.' " [23:20:12] • @Leo Atlas immediately goes silent [23:20:19] @Sprite Tan: Wait a moment. [23:20:26] @Sprite Tan: Do you want us to defeat you? [23:20:43] • @Sprite Tan gives the dark lord a dude what the Truck look [23:20:50] ~Umber St'ro: the dark lord is just a poor tortured soul with no one to love [23:20:55] ~Umber St'ro: he's broken [23:21:04] ~Lady Frost: this is ludicrous..... [23:21:07] @Sprite Tan: I heard some rumors about him to that matter. [23:21:17] ~RM: "Aw, I almost feel bad for the person you're talking about. Please, tell me more.' He begins to glow with magic." [23:21:41] @Leo Atlas: He's going to roast us. Like, now. Leaving might be a good idea. [23:21:54] • @Sprite Tan gauges if she could fit through the hole in the barrier. [23:22:14] ~Umber St'ro: I was just trying to understand you [23:22:15] • ~Lady Frost pokes at the barrier in a different spot [23:22:19] ~RM: "The hole is slowly spreading. Everyone but St'ro could likely fit now, and St'ro soon after." [23:22:25] ~Lady Frost: oh) [23:22:28] ~Lady Frost: (welp) [23:22:41] • @Sprite Tan leaves and starts heading to Black Knife. [23:22:45] @Leo Atlas: (i'm tempted to poke the Dark Lord) [23:22:47] ~Umber St'ro: we'll just be on our way now, thanks for the bode of confidence. [23:22:55] • ~Umber St'ro squeezes through the whole [23:22:58] ~Umber St'ro: (hole*) [23:23:01] ~Lady Frost: Just....what are you doing? [23:23:04] @Leo Atlas: I'm sure more we'll be mroe entetaining in the future. [23:23:12] @Leo Atlas: (And I mgiht learn to spell) [23:23:15] ~Lady Frost: Exapling yourself. [23:23:20] ~Lady Frost: also explain) [23:23:23] @Sprite Tan: (exapling) [23:23:30] ~RM: "Lady Frost, there are things I can hardly explain in this brief conversation at work here." [23:23:43] • ~Lady Frost glares [23:24:02] ~RM: "I'd recommend you go. I won't sit idle forever, you know." [23:24:08] ~Lady Frost: one such as you should not be referring to me with formalities.... [23:24:11] • ~Lady Frost sighs [23:24:11] • ~Umber St'ro (thinks the dark lord is having a Jygalag moment and we should probably get out while we can) [23:24:22] • ~Lady Frost turns to walk away [23:24:24] @Sprite Tan: (yeah, Truck yeah, we should go come on) [23:24:26] @Leo Atlas: (Good plan) [23:24:33] • @Leo Atlas walks out of the force field [23:24:57] • ~Lady Frost briefly glances over her shoulder before meeting up with the group [23:25:10] • @Sprite Tan skips with a smile, just because Truck the dark lord [23:25:26] ~RM: "The Dark Lord turns and vanishes. The party returns to the Black Knife alchemy shop without much further incident." [23:25:57] @Leo Atlas: St'ro, care to do the negotiating? [23:25:57] • ~Lady Frost stops outside of the shop [23:26:05] • ~Lady Frost whispers [23:26:10] @Sprite Tan: Should we look at the items some more? [23:26:15] ~Lady Frost: Are we not going to discuss we just occurred? [23:26:25] ~Lady Frost: (no legit guys we didn't even talk about it XD) [23:26:33] ~Lady Frost: (we just met crazy hitler and went shopping) [23:26:38] ~Umber St'ro: I'd say obviously he gets off on watching us [23:26:40] • @Sprite Tan shrugs [23:26:44] @Leo Atlas: (I mean. We need the magic book yo.) [23:26:49] ~Umber St'ro: and has decided that we're the ones that are going to defeat him [23:27:16] @Sprite Tan: Eh, maybe he want's to be defeated? [23:27:27] @Sprite Tan: What a weirdo. I can't understand people like that. [23:27:29] ~Lady Frost: What a bizarre man...... [23:27:41] @Leo Atlas: I mean. [23:28:09] ~Umber St'ro: maybe, but if he thinks we're bad champions, he might have to pick champions every so often, and there must not have been any for a long time, or we'd have heard about those other better champions who also defeated the black heart. [23:28:36] @Leo Atlas: He gets entertainment from watching us. [23:28:46] ~Umber St'ro: I think it's a curse type of thing [23:28:53] @Leo Atlas: So I assume he can see us at all times [23:28:56] ~Lady Frost: ...he could also decide to end this at any moment, I assume.... [23:29:11] ~Umber St'ro: well, if he has to pick champions maybe rules are involved [23:29:16] @Leo Atlas: Then, we just have to be exciting [23:29:35] ~Umber St'ro: as a dark lord he could either be insanely adding rules, or he could be bound by some set of rules which gave him his power [23:29:52] @Leo Atlas: An interestign thought [23:29:57] ~Lady Frost: ...... [23:30:05] @Sprite Tan: Hmm. [23:30:12] @Leo Atlas: Perhaps there are people who pick champions for him [23:30:18] @Sprite Tan: I suppose every villain needs a hero. [23:30:21] ~Umber St'ro: for all we know, our actions could just be a dice roll to him. [23:30:25] @Sprite Tan: ...or four. [23:30:29] ~Umber St'ro: (twilight zone theme plays) [23:30:32] ~Lady Frost: I think......I think that is enough for now. [23:30:33] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [23:30:44] @Leo Atlas: We discussed it. Happy Frost? [23:30:49] • ~Lady Frost sighs [23:31:01] ~Lady Frost: let us just go purchase what we need. [23:31:11] • ~Umber St'ro walks into the store [23:31:14] ~Umber St'ro: hey monty [23:31:16] • @Leo Atlas enters the store [23:31:19] • ~Lady Frost follows [23:31:23] ~Umber St'ro: we want the book and the premium gear [23:31:28] ~Umber St'ro: 70 gold as a bundle [23:31:31] ~Umber St'ro: take it or leave it [23:32:25] ~RM: "Monty is briefly shocked at St'ro's strong enterance, but nods. 'But of course. Take the book, and here's the fairy bone alchemy set.' " [23:32:36] • ~Lady Frost goes to retrieve the book [23:32:52] • @Sprite Tan takes another look around the shop [23:33:00] • ~Lady Frost places it in her bag [23:33:12] ~RM: "Sprire continues to find nothing of interest." [23:33:16] ~RM: *Sprite [23:33:23] • @Leo Atlas looks around the shop as well [23:33:33] ~Lady Frost: hmmm [23:33:36] • ~Umber St'ro hands frost 10 gold [23:33:50] ~Lady Frost: ...why are you handing this to me? [23:33:57] ~Umber St'ro: you've got the rest of the money [23:34:01] ~RM: "Leo Atlas finds that potion again, and nothing else, really." [23:34:06] ~Lady Frost: (I did o.o) [23:34:24] ~Lady Frost: (?) [23:34:27] ~Umber St'ro: (I thought you did, anyway, if you don't, just get the rest from leo) [23:34:35] ~Lady Frost: Oh....of course [23:34:52] • ~Lady Frost takes it and stashes it away safely [23:34:58] @Leo Atlas: (Oh thanks) [23:35:34] @Leo Atlas: Hmm. I'm somewhat tempted to explore the rest of the town, and I would, if not for fear of getting robbed. [23:35:38] • ~Lady Frost pretends to look around the shop to get away from everyone else, then pulls out the book and opens it [23:36:06] • @Leo Atlas goes over to Frost [23:36:11] @Leo Atlas: SO what's with the book? [23:36:13] ~Lady Frost: (gnome dun be a dik) [23:36:28] • ~Lady Frost looks up from it annoyed [23:36:32] @Leo Atlas: (I'm curious about the book and magic fabulous glove) [23:36:34] ~Lady Frost: I thought I already told you..... [23:36:37] ~RM: "The book begins to show details on the groups magical objects, starting again with Frost's Pendant." [23:36:39] ~Lady Frost: (cuz I did) [23:36:59] • ~Lady Frost holds it closer to herself to prevent leo from seeing its contents [23:37:14] • @Leo Atlas pokes the book with his glove [23:37:18] • @Sprite Tan pokes at Frost [23:37:21] ~Lady Frost: H-hey! [23:37:27] ~Lady Frost: (when did she get over there e.e) [23:37:28] @Sprite Tan: (DOUBLE POKE!) [23:37:45] @Sprite Tan: Happy with your book Girly? [23:37:57] ~Lady Frost: uh, yes. Yes I am. [23:37:59] @Leo Atlas: Does it say anything about this dapper new glove? [23:38:07] ~Lady Frost: ...let me see [23:38:09] ~Lady Frost: hand it to me [23:38:14] ~Lady Frost: (badum ts) [23:38:26] • @Leo Atlas hands the glove over [23:38:34] • ~Lady Frost takes it [23:38:41] @Sprite Tan: Hmm, Leo. You're shield too. [23:38:45] @Sprite Tan: *Yuor [23:38:48] @Leo Atlas: Oh true [23:38:49] @Sprite Tan: *() [23:38:52] @Sprite Tan: (fucking) [23:38:54] @Leo Atlas: () [23:39:01] ~Lady Frost: ...perhaps we should do try this somewhere else? [23:39:12] @Leo Atlas: Yeah. Except no where i nthis damned city is safe [23:39:25] ~Lady Frost: And this shop full of stolen goods is safe? [23:39:36] @Leo Atlas: More safe [23:39:37] ~Lady Frost: Why don't we leave the city? [23:39:43] @Leo Atlas: Not yet [23:39:52] @Leo Atlas: There could be mroe itneresting stuff [23:40:00] @Sprite Tan: I don't know... [23:40:12] ~Lady Frost: Like thieves. Or murderers Or both. [23:40:23] @Leo Atlas: To be fair, we can fight them off [23:40:30] @Leo Atlas: We're compitent fighters [23:40:35] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, do you already know a lot about alchemy? [23:40:39] @Leo Atlas: and at least two of us are trained [23:40:40] ~Lady Frost: I don't agree with unnecessary risks [23:40:53] ~Lady Frost: I am trained in the art, St'ro. [23:41:04] @Leo Atlas: (We can't leave yet!) [23:41:13] ~Umber St'ro: so, we should just gather you some supplies [23:41:27] ~Umber St'ro: and we'll be one step closer to a functioning team [23:41:30] ~Lady Frost: (didn't we just do that?) [23:41:56] @Leo Atlas: God, is Tan the only adventurous one out of everyone here [23:42:02] @Leo Atlas: (Gods*) [23:42:09] @Sprite Tan: No idea. [23:42:20] ~Lady Frost: Pardon me for not being reckless..... [23:43:16] ~Umber St'ro: oh, I'd just love to get kicked out of the one town I'm allowed back in [23:43:37] ~Lady Frost: (Frost'ro) [23:43:47] • @Leo Atlas shakes his head [23:43:56] @Leo Atlas: Fine, I'll go on my own [23:44:05] ~Lady Frost: Leo, don't be foolish! [23:44:07] @Leo Atlas: I need some time with my thoughts anyway [23:44:08] @Sprite Tan: I can go too! [23:44:12] • @Sprite Tan pouts [23:44:42] • ~Lady Frost sighs [23:44:44] @Leo Atlas: You'd be welcome to [23:44:55] ~Umber St'ro: (we have too many ships already) [23:44:57] @Leo Atlas: Besides Frost, you can brew potions with your fancy new stuff [23:45:06] ~Lady Frost: St'ro, is there an establishment here that will not rob us blind should we choose to stay the night? [23:45:15] @Sprite Tan: How much gold do we have left over? [23:45:32] ~Lady Frost: (uuuuhhhhh) [23:45:38] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, there's a homeless shelter, they don't check you for anything on the way in [23:45:42] @Leo Atlas: (We had 15 before, and we earned 80 [23:45:45] @Leo Atlas: so 25) [23:45:59] ~Umber St'ro: (st'ro is holding on to 20 of it) [23:46:03] ~Umber St'ro: (I kept track of that) [23:46:04] ~Lady Frost: ...I was hoping for an Inn? [23:46:17] ~Umber St'ro: that's not how backknife works [23:46:26] ~Umber St'ro: if you do want to get robbed, an inn is a great place for it [23:46:31] ~Lady Frost: I knew it was a bad idea to come here..... [23:46:36] @Sprite Tan: Well, a homeless shelter is better than nothing. [23:46:42] ~Lady Frost: It is not too late to just leave...... [23:46:49] ~RM: "Monty pokes his head out of his store. 'You could spend the night in my shop, if that pleases you. For old times sake, St'ro." [23:47:01] • ~Lady Frost whispers [23:47:04] ~Umber St'ro: oh monty you softy [23:47:06] ~Lady Frost: As if! [23:47:15] ~Lady Frost: That man would definitely steal from us [23:47:22] • @Leo Atlas whispers I suppose being robbed in a homeless shelter is your idea of fun [23:47:36] @Leo Atlas: Besides, you can fight [23:47:40] ~Lady Frost: Being robbed by a lascivious con man doesn't sound any better.... [23:47:51] ~Lady Frost: Well, I for one cannot fight in my sleep [23:47:54] ~Umber St'ro: being robbed in a homeless shelter isn't on the table, as I said. [23:48:00] ~RM: " 'My lady, there is nothing on your person I would be interested in stealing. I think.' " [23:48:02] @Sprite Tan: Sleeping anywhere is fine with me. [23:48:03] ~Lady Frost: but if you can than I suppose we're fine, Leo [23:48:08] ~Lady Frost: then*) [23:48:24] ~Lady Frost: (she was whispering XD) [23:48:27] ~Umber St'ro: I'm sure monty has room in his bed [23:48:30] ~Lady Frost: (could he just hear me anyway?) [23:48:46] @Leo Atlas: (He's a thief. Thieves have good ears) [23:48:52] ~RM: (Also an elf._ [23:48:54] ~RM: *) [23:49:02] • ~Lady Frost shoots him a glare [23:49:28] ~Umber St'ro: so if we're just planning to sleep, why exactly does anyone want to stay here? [23:49:40] ~Lady Frost: My thoughts exactly.... [23:49:43] ~RM: " 'What? You're getting moderately safe room and board for a low, low price. That's better then anything else you'll find.' " [23:50:00] ~Lady Frost: And what is to stop you from stealing from us? [23:50:54] ~RM: " 'My sense of honor, my friendship with St'ro, and the fact you have nothing I want that I didn't just sell to you.' " [23:51:56] ~Umber St'ro: leo, what do you want with this town anyway? [23:51:57] ~Lady Frost: I know nothing of the first two, and have no reason to trust you. And what harm is there in reclaiming what you sold and keeping the money? [23:52:15] ~RM: " 'Ah, you got me. I suppose you'll just have to trust me on that one.' " [23:52:36] ~Lady Frost: (yeah, I'm a shrewd Butch from Team Rocket) [23:52:59] ~RM: " 'But, hey, I'm giving you a nice, indoor building with a person you sort of know. That's much better than sharing a dark hotel room with a strange merchant and his slaves.' " [23:53:08] ~Umber St'ro: (god damn it leo, answer me) [23:53:17] @Leo Atlas: (Stfu I'm typing) [23:53:36] @Leo Atlas: Well, I figure there must be something interesting for everyone in this town. And the only person who's bought anything for leisure is Frost. I figure there must be something worth my time here [23:53:46] @Leo Atlas: (Basically, trace hid a bari sax somewhere and I want it) [23:54:10] @Sprite Tan: (and you need to fight people to get it?) [23:54:27] @Leo Atlas: (Maybe) [23:54:37] @Sprite Tan: (it's in a shop I think) [23:54:53] @Leo Atlas: (Trace is probably laughing his head off ._.) [23:55:01] @Leo Atlas: (also that's exactly why I want to explroe) [23:55:25] ~Umber St'ro: (let's go to a shop then, instead of "exploring") [23:55:37] ~Umber St'ro: (you said it like, I want to go kill things) [23:56:08] @Leo Atlas: (I did? <.>) [23:56:34] ~RM: brb [23:56:37] ~Umber St'ro: (that's how I read it) [23:56:38] @Sprite Tan: Well, how about Leo and I take a walk around town and see if we can find anywhere else to stay? [23:56:52] ~Umber St'ro: why do we care about staying somewhere?
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| - This part isn't important, you can skip it:
[20:00:33] ~RM: "Last time on Standing in The Street: What Real Heroes Do, our heroes were standing in a street arguing about things, right after meeting the Dark Lord, who, for some reason, no one was scared of. We join our heroes holding a magic book, and Frost was about to identify Gnome's magic stuff." [20:00:36] Skymіn: (watching) [20:01:05] ~RM: *Leo's [20:01:28] @Leo Atlas: (Woo. So lets-a get identifyin') [20:01:35] ~Lady Frost: Alright [20:01:53] • ~Lady Frost holds the glove over the pages of the book [20:02:12] • @Sprite Tan attempts to lean over to see what pops up [20:02:33] • @Leo Atlas does the same [20:02:50] • ~Umber St'ro (sits on Santa's lap and talks about whatever comes up) [20:03:01] • ~Lady Frost steps away, annoyed [20:03:07] ~Lady Frost: Do you two mind? [20:03:22] @Sprite Tan: Aw, but I wanted to see how it works. [20:03:30] ~RM: "The magical book is getting all magical as it updates with detailed information about Leo's new glove. It is called "Five-Fingered Discount" and allows the opening of locks, inconsistently." [20:03:39] ~Lady Frost: ...that is not necessary. [20:03:44] @Leo Atlas: Ooooh cool [20:03:59] • @Leo Atlas takes back the glove and puts it on [20:03:59] ~Lady Frost: (just pretend i read that outloud XD) [20:04:08] @Sprite Tan: Oooh my. [20:04:08] ~Lady Frost: (wow. Rude Butch from Team Rocket) [20:04:20] ~Lady Frost: (just rippin it outta mah hand?) [20:04:28] @Sprite Tan: Leo, think I can borrow that sometime? [20:04:33] ~RM: (Five-fingered discount, Frost.) [20:05:04] @Leo Atlas: Possibly [20:05:17] ~Lady Frost: There, are you satisfied? [20:05:25] @Leo Atlas: Try me shield next [20:05:31] @Leo Atlas: (my*) [20:05:36] • @Leo Atlas hands Frost his shield [20:05:37] ~Lady Frost: (arrrgh!) [20:05:52] • ~Lady Frost doesn't take it [20:05:56] ~Lady Frost: hold it in front of the cover [20:06:08] ~Lady Frost: (i ain't holdin both that and a heavy Nas shield!) [20:06:16] • ~Lady Frost (z-snaps) [20:06:18] • @Sprite Tan tries to look at what the book says without looking conspicuous [20:06:45] ~RM: "Tan learns nothing of note." [20:06:46] • @Leo Atlas holds the shield in front of the book [20:06:57] • @Sprite Tan shrugs [20:07:44] Princess Natalie: (what is this RP about?) [20:08:10] ~Umber St'ro: (we're in a world that thinks we're on a quest to kill the dark lord) [20:08:14] @Sprite Tan: (it's just dark lord, we're kindaish saving the world?) [20:08:34] @Leo Atlas: (We'll get to it eventually) [20:08:39] @Sprite Tan: (maybe lol) [20:09:08] ~RM: "The book begins to update with stuff about the stuff. The shield is called "Black Heart's Bulwark", and it seems to say that the shield offers protection against magics and attacks, but only to a certain point, and not white magic. It also seems that the shield can be asked questions and may answer with some of the Black Heart's knowledge. Maybe." [20:09:11] ~Umber St'ro: (who all does the glove fit?) [20:09:53] ~RM: (Frost and Leo, with Tan maybe getting it to work two handed.) [20:11:42] ~Lady Frost: (what are we waiting for...?) [20:12:08] • @Leo Atlas re-equips his shield [20:12:38] ~RM: (*forlornly) [20:13:21] ~RM: "Suddenly, two men roll out of an alley. They appear to be fighting over a baritone saxophone." [20:13:40] @Leo Atlas: (Welp) [20:13:41] ~Lady Frost: (XD) [20:13:54] ~Umber St'ro: let's beat (their asses) them up. [20:14:09] @Sprite Tan: I'm in for that. [20:14:12] • @Leo Atlas grabs his sword and goes outside [20:14:19] @Leo Atlas: (towards the men*) [20:14:29] ~Lady Frost: ....why is that necessary? [20:14:38] ~Umber St'ro: (when it comes to fighting people for instruments, leo doesn't need to speak) [20:14:38] @Sprite Tan: Wait, are we killing them? [20:14:41] ~Umber St'ro: (huzzah!) [20:14:41] • ~Lady Frost notices everyone leaving without her [20:14:45] • ~Lady Frost sighs [20:14:52] @Leo Atlas: (Nailed it there invalid) [20:14:54] • @Sprite Tan equips brass knuckles [20:15:06] ~RM: "One of the men is temporarily victorious, and then, holding the sax, turns to Leo. 'What do you want?'" [20:15:10] @Leo Atlas: Gentlemen, why are you two fighting over this beautiful instrument [20:15:35] ~RM: 'Because it's my sax, and this bloke stole it!' 'Fair and square, too, that's just how it works here!' [20:15:36] ~Umber St'ro: (probably because they both want it) [20:15:59] • @Sprite Tan punches the theif in the face [20:16:08] • ~Umber St'ro scans the area for loose items [20:16:22] @Leo Atlas: (Well obviously) [20:16:36] ~Lady Frost: (wow. The "thief") [20:16:42] ~Lady Frost: (did you hit yourself Tan?) [20:17:03] @Sprite Tan: (Frooooooooooooooost) [20:17:17] ~Lady Frost: (gurl u the one robbin them') [20:17:35] ~RM: "Sprite Tan hits the thief square in the face, and he falls flat, but her breathing is becoming a bit harder due to her lung. Umber St'ro finds a pocket watch, two gold, and a swordbreaker dagger." [20:17:48] • ~Umber St'ro picks up the dagger and gold [20:17:52] @Leo Atlas: I see. I can understand your sentiment towards it, it's quite a high-quality instrument. [20:17:53] ~Umber St'ro: Leo pick up that watch for me please [20:18:16] @Leo Atlas: (Lazy bum) [20:18:26] ~Lady Frost: (he doesn't have the time to do it himself!) [20:18:42] @Leo Atlas: (Badum tss) [20:18:56] ~RM: 'Yeah, it's a beaut. My father's father had this and was a famous travellin'... Uh, magician? Mortician? But yeah, it's sure nice.' [20:19:30] • @Sprite Tan turns towards the stolen from getleman [20:19:47] @Sprite Tan: Sounds cool, do you know how to play it? [20:19:48] ~RM: (Leo, just pick it up for the lazy old bug.) [20:20:07] @Leo Atlas: (I sense this guy is absolutely full of shit) [20:20:08] ~RM: 'Uh, me? No, no. I'm not a player, I just had it in me house until this bum stole it from me.' [20:20:35] @Leo Atlas: I see. Would you be interested in selling it? I'm a musician myself. [20:20:43] ~RM: (Meanwhile, at Castle Dark Lord...) [20:20:53] • ~Umber St'ro picks up the watch and keeps (the fucker) it [20:20:55] ~Lady Frost: (isn't he in techford?) [20:21:03] ~Lady Frost: (making people miserable) [20:21:06] ~Umber St'ro: I guess you can get the sax on your own too. [20:21:07] @Sprite Tan: (he went home I think) [20:21:09] ~RM: (He was in front of it.) [20:21:34] ~RM: 'Sure, sure, I'll give it for just ten gold.' [20:21:49] ~RM: 'Any price above free is good for me. More than I got it for.' [20:22:01] ~RM: (For the record, Leo has no money, as far as I know.) [20:22:18] Skymіn: (Poor gnerm) [20:22:20] @Leo Atlas: (I kept some of the money from the techford preformance) [20:22:39] ~RM: (Actually, St'ro had it all, and gave some to Frost.) [20:23:02] ~RM: (So Frost and St'ro have all the parties money.) [20:23:13] @Leo Atlas: (Ah. Well shit) [20:23:31] ~RM: (St'ro is the one with enough money.) [20:23:35] ~RM: (Frost only has five.) [20:23:58] ~Umber St'ro: Five should do the trick, you can pay for it Frost, Leo isn't getting anything out of me. [20:24:40] • ~Lady Frost isn't paying attention [20:24:52] @Leo Atlas: Hey Frost [20:24:59] ~Lady Frost: What is it? [20:25:07] ~Umber St'ro: (doesn't matter to st'ro, he knows Leo heard him) [20:25:15] ~Lady Frost: (guuurl) [20:25:26] ~RM: (Hey gurl hey.) [20:25:44] @Leo Atlas: I need five gold, from the Techford preformance. [20:25:52] @Leo Atlas: (Next time I'm keeping my own damn money) [20:26:09] ~Lady Frost: ........what for? [20:26:14] ~Lady Frost: (being difficult lawl) [20:26:41] @Leo Atlas: Does it matter? I bought the majority of an alchemy set for you. [20:26:45] ~RM: (I bet if you had sex with Monty he'd pay with it.) [20:26:52] ~RM: *pay for it [20:27:22] @Leo Atlas: (Gdi) [20:27:24] ~Lady Frost: I also helped earn it. [20:27:56] ~Umber St'ro: Well since these folks can't seem to come to an agreement, how about I save you some time and give you 2 gold for it? [20:28:58] ~RM: 'Yeah, yeah, sure, Umber. I need to eat, and these two are havin' a lovers spat.' [20:29:00] @Leo Atlas: I'm not saying you didn't, but didn't you spend more than your fiar share on that Fancy Alchemy set? [20:29:24] ~Lady Frost: (Lover's spat? e.e) [20:29:47] • ~Umber St'ro trades the 2 gold for the sax [20:29:52] ~Lady Frost: (Leo loses 10 heart points) [20:29:58] @Leo Atlas: (What did I do?) [20:30:06] ~RM: "That happened. Whooo~" [20:30:08] ~Lady Frost: (you bein sassy) [20:30:15] ~Umber St'ro: have fun eating [20:30:32] ~RM: "The bum leaves, satisfied. Are also, do we remember Shea is having a one lung asthma attack?" [20:31:09] @Leo Atlas: (Oh right) [20:31:12] ~RM: "Okay, no asthma, really." [20:31:18] ~RM: "But she's breathing harder." [20:31:25] ~RM: "And that's still bad." [20:31:27] ~Lady Frost: (she's gonna blow our house down!) [20:31:40] • @Sprite Tan tries to take some steady breaths [20:31:50] ~Lady Frost: Tan, are you feeling alright? [20:31:54] • ~Lady Frost walks over to her [20:32:20] ~RM: "Tan is having a very hard time catching her breath despite her efforts." [20:32:43] • ~Umber St'ro tries to play the new sax despite having no knowledge of saxophones [20:32:51] • @Sprite Tan waves Frost off despite her troubles, and tries to relax [20:33:08] ~Lady Frost: .......alright then [20:33:16] ~Lady Frost: (everyone's being a Butch from Team Rocket to me today XD) [20:33:18] ~RM: "SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEECH: The musical comes out of the sax. Apparently lips help." [20:33:42] ~Umber St'ro: I'm a real natural, but Leo, I can tell you want this, so here [20:34:22] ~RM: "Tan is slowly calming down and catching her breath." [20:34:26] • @Leo Atlas is surprised [20:34:29] • ~Umber St'ro hands over the saxophone [20:34:52] @Leo Atlas: Thanks St'ro [20:34:57] • @Leo Atlas takes the sax [20:36:38] ~Umber St'ro: so can we get out of here now, or does someone object? [20:36:44] ~RM: (OBJECTION) [20:36:45] @Leo Atlas: I have none. [20:36:53] @Leo Atlas: (Cure phoniex right music) [20:37:04] ~Lady Frost: (is it sick?) [20:37:24] @Leo Atlas: (Truck I' [20:37:30] @Leo Atlas: m really tired. [20:37:34] @Leo Atlas: Cue*) [20:37:44] ~RM: (http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/e/ed/J_Young_Phoenix_Sad_1.gif) [20:38:09] ~Lady Frost: none from me [20:38:12] @Sprite Tan: Let's go. [20:39:31] • ~Lady Frost leaves with everyone [20:39:33] ~RM: (http://images.wikia.com/aceattorney/images/e/ed/J_Young_Phoenix_Sad_1.gif ) [20:39:45] • ~Umber St'ro [20:39:31] • ~Lady Frost leaves with everyone [20:39:53] ~Lady Frost: (>.>) [20:40:07] ~RM: "They all find themselves outside Backknife." [20:40:13] ~RM: "Yeeeeeeeeey." [20:41:23] @Sprite Tan: So where to now? [20:41:44] ~Umber St'ro: well, the only other place I know how to get to is the desert [20:41:50] ~Umber St'ro: or we could wander [20:42:18] @Leo Atlas: Well, the desert seems like a better idea, because someone knows the area. [20:42:48] ~Lady Frost: But what about Tan's legs? [20:43:14] ~Lady Frost: She needs water. And I'm sure they'll charge a hefty sum for any we could find out there...... [20:43:26] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, and we'll need water. Unless you want to end up carrying me. [20:44:01] @Leo Atlas: Ah that's true [20:45:17] @Leo Atlas: I suppose wandering is our best idea then. [20:45:40] ~Lady Frost: We could always try to get back to St'ro's home.... [20:45:44] ~Umber St'ro: no love for tan? [20:45:57] ~Umber St'ro: oh yeah, we could go there [20:46:09] ~RM: (Umber Hatching Fac. #4.) [20:46:21] @Sprite Tan: Do you want to go back? [20:47:38] ~Umber St'ro: of course not, but I'm sure there's something we could do there rather than getting lost. [20:49:49] ~RM: (Is anyone talking to him?) [20:50:50] @Sprite Tan: Well, that's true. But if you don't want to go there we don't have to, of course. [20:51:02] @Leo Atlas: If Umber doesn't want to go there, I doubt there's very much we could want there. [20:51:08] ~Lady Frost: (NO! WE MUST GO THERE AT ALL COSTS!) [20:51:22] @Leo Atlas: (I'm being difficult) [20:51:36] ~Umber St'ro: I was excommunicated, so I don't know how good of an idea it is. [20:52:10] ~RM: (Paused.)) [20:52:17] ~RM: (Frost and St'ro busy.) [21:04:11] ~RM: "RESUMED" [21:04:23] @Leo Atlas: (Frost Shea Invalid) [21:04:29] ~RM: (We're back, go at will, folks.) [21:04:38] ~RM: (What's up, Leo?0 [21:04:42] ~Lady Frost: Excommunicated? For what? [21:05:24] ~Umber St'ro: Well, for being me I suppose. I was a bit too good of a tradesman when I was little and they labeled me of all people a con man. [21:05:50] • @Sprite Tan giggles [21:05:52] ~Lady Frost: ....about what I expected [21:06:26] ~Umber St'ro: Well believe it or not, at the time I wasn't [21:06:44] ~Umber St'ro: but self fulfilling prophecy I suppose, how did they expect me to survive out here? [21:07:45] ~Lady Frost: So, how shall we go about this then? [21:09:12] ~Umber St'ro: Well, I'm sure no one recognizes me, Umber Hulk (for the sake of this RP) undergo a lot of changes after adolescence, do you think you'd recognize a butterfly you met as a caterpillar? [21:09:21] ~Umber St'ro: (hulks*) [21:09:47] ~Umber St'ro: oh, but don't call me St'ro [21:09:50] ~Umber St'ro: hmm [21:09:59] ~Lady Frost: Do you think there would be anything useful there? [21:10:48] @Sprite Tan: What should we call you while we're there then? [21:11:03] ~Umber St'ro: Yeah, there's something useful pretty much everywhere [21:11:39] ~Umber St'ro: Call me... Sir Richard Smooth [21:12:09] @Sprite Tan: ....Really? [21:12:18] ~RM: (Skin of chitin, somehow smooth.) [21:12:22] ~Lady Frost: ........that is ridiculous [21:12:36] ~Umber St'ro: well, if I get to pick my own name [21:13:31] ~RM: (Sir Richard Smooth.) [21:13:36] @Leo Atlas: Well Sir Richard. [21:13:37] @Sprite Tan: Is it a believable name though? [21:13:48] ~RM: (Leo Atlas is fine with this. XD) [21:13:59] ~Lady Frost: (alright, Dick Smooth) [21:14:16] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [21:14:21] ~Umber St'ro: (that is not what I intended) [21:14:27] ~Umber St'ro: Fine, if I have to be like everyone else, call me Lei'to [21:15:28] @Leo Atlas: That sounds more reasonable. But is there an actual town besides the hatching facility in there? [21:15:56] ~Lady Frost: What exactly is a ......."hatching facility?" [21:16:15] @Sprite Tan: I'm also curious. [21:16:48] ~Umber St'ro: well it's kind of like a Prison Complex, but you can leave. [21:17:11] ~Umber St'ro: it's all indoors but it's basically a city [21:17:22] ~Lady Frost: ......that sounds strange [21:17:41] @Sprite Tan: Very strange [21:17:48] ~RM: (She says to an Umber Hulk, the definition of strange.) [21:18:09] ~Lady Frost: (we're more used to his weird Nas) [21:19:33] ~Umber St'ro: (penny lane is in my ear and in my eyes) [21:20:24] ~Umber St'ro: it's not strange if you grew up there. [21:20:41] ~Lady Frost: If you say so [21:20:48] ~Lady Frost: Shall we go? [21:21:27] ~RM: (Let's go get hatched!) [21:21:35] ~Lady Frost: (yaaaaayyy!) [21:23:44] @Leo Atlas: Indeed. [21:24:02] @Sprite Tan: So, are we going to go? [21:24:12] ~RM: (Paused for St'ro's pizza.) [21:24:19] ~RM: (This is going to be a weird Nas city to write.) [21:24:23] ~Lady Frost: (>.>) [21:25:16] ~RM: (Well, Umber Hulks don't have humanoid genitals so at least no one will want sex.) [21:25:31] ~Lady Frost: (hopefully) [21:25:51] ~Lady Frost: (oh god, maybe someone will want sex with him for a change) [21:26:08] ~RM: (Yeah, never established what the girls look like. Maybe they're just moe bug girls.) [21:29:14] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [21:29:46] @Sprite Tan: (lol) [21:29:56] @Sprite Tan: (sexual dimorphism?) [21:30:28] ~RM: (Unpaused.) [21:30:43] ~Umber St'ro: alright, let's go [21:30:48] • ~Umber St'ro leads the party [21:31:02] • @Leo Atlas follows [21:31:31] • ~Lady Frost follows [21:32:24] • @Sprite Tan follows along as well [21:32:45] ~Lady Frost: (we're off to see the wiiiiiizard~~~)` [21:33:43] ~RM: "The party arrives at Umber Hulk Hatching Fac. Number 4, the 7th oldest hatching facility on this continent. In front of the city, there was what was once a metal door, but it has long since had a huge hole in the front. In side, there is a bustle of tons of angery, tense Umber Hulks. It seems like the city is having some sort of upheavel. No one notices St'ro for the time being." [21:34:09] ~Lady Frost: (oh shit) [21:34:10] @Leo Atlas: Wow. This looks not good. [21:35:23] @Sprite Tan: Well, you sure you want to visit uh... Lei'to [21:35:34] ~Lady Frost: (leeto) [21:35:48] ~RM: "An Umber Hulk approaches the party, and he looks rather unhappy. 'Flesh folk, what do you want? You're not more Black Guards, are you?" [21:36:06] ~Lady Frost: Black Guards? They were here? [21:36:42] @Leo Atlas: Last tiem I chekcked we weren't [21:36:49] ~Umber St'ro: no they're not black guards, what's going on? [21:36:53] @Sprite Tan: That's awful. They've been causing trouble for everyone it would seem. [21:36:54] • ~Lady Frost (checks again) [21:37:02] ~Lady Frost: (o noe im a blak gard!) [21:37:52] ~RM: " 'A few came, yes, they came to get Hulks to join, many want to, many do not. We are no decided about it. Seems like city ready to tear itself apart over them. Dark Lord trouble for us, or maybe not. We still must decided.' " [21:38:58] ~Lady Frost: (is he khimari?) [21:39:19] ~RM: (They don't speak common well.) [21:39:26] ~RM: (In cannon, they don't speak it at all.) [21:39:27] ~Lady Frost: (i noticed XD) [21:39:44] ~RM: (But thanks to St'ro, they have to. XD) [21:39:53] @Sprite Tan: (I like FFX too) [21:40:36] ~Umber St'ro: (they speak umber hulk language, it's not a stretch that if they lived on the surface with common speakers they'd pick it up) [21:40:44] ~RM: (True, true.) [21:41:05] ~Umber St'ro: What do you think of the conflict? [21:41:10] ~Lady Frost: (i was typing dialogue and then a cat jumped on the keyboard and deleted all of it) [21:41:28] ~Umber St'ro: "umber Lei'to said, to the other umber hulk [21:41:31] ~Umber St'ro: "* [21:41:53] ~RM: " 'This conflict is stupid. Umber Hulks take care of themselves, we no need Dark Lord, he only need us. Others, they think Dark Lord can help us, but I see nothing he can give.' " [21:42:16] ~Umber St'ro: Conveniently enough, that's the side we're on. [21:42:22] ~Lady Frost: You are correct. That tyrant brings nothing but ruin in his wake. [21:42:38] • @Sprite Tan stays quiet and looks at the whole in the door [21:42:44] ~Umber St'ro: is the resistance organized? [21:43:31] ~RM: " 'Resistance? Right now there is no decision. Two parties, one Dark Lord, one no Dark Lord. Split? Sure, but no resistance.' " [21:43:59] ~Lady Frost: Looks like we may have to do some campaigning..... [21:44:07] ~Umber St'ro: That's good, that means if our side wins we don't have a civil war on our hands. [21:44:21] ~RM: "Sprite Tan notices the hole was likely caused by magic, making it unlikely that an Umber Hulk was responsible." [21:44:32] ~Lady Frost: (it wuz meeeeeeee) [21:44:44] ~RM: (When did you come here?) [21:44:49] ~Lady Frost: (nao) [21:44:50] @Sprite Tan: (oh noes time travel!) [21:44:55] ~Umber St'ro: Is everyone else good with joining this campaign? [21:45:07] • @Sprite Tan shrugs [21:45:21] @Leo Atlas: I'm fine, but I'll be next to useless. I've never been good at persuasive speaking. [21:45:54] ~Lady Frost: What he said [21:45:58] ~Umber St'ro: you don't need to talk to put up fliers. [21:46:12] ~Lady Frost: (fliers? XD) [21:46:12] @Sprite Tan: I can do whatever needs to be done, I'm sure. [21:46:18] ~Lady Frost: (oh lawdy) [21:46:23] ~RM: " 'Umber Hulks not much for talk either. Mostly fight, and yell. Marx talks for Dark Lord, but he is flesh.' " [21:46:33] ~Lady Frost: Marx? [21:46:44] @Leo Atlas: (Karl?) [21:47:11] ~Lady Frost: (komrade!) [21:47:12] ~RM: 'Big human, part of Dark Guard that came. Campaigns to join them. Very strong.' [21:47:19] ~Lady Frost: ...interesting [21:47:32] @Leo Atlas: (Boss Fight! Maybe I won't kill the girlfriend I find in this town this time.) [21:47:53] ~Umber St'ro: Our party would be good for this, I can do the yelling and arguing, and Leo can do the fighting. [21:48:01] ~Umber St'ro: what is your name sir? [21:48:08] ~Umber St'ro: I'm Lei'to [21:48:09] ~Lady Frost: (brb) [21:48:15] ~RM: (Leo steps on a sexy bug girl. The bottom of his shoe loved her dearly before her death.) [21:48:24] @Leo Atlas: (welp) [21:48:30] @Leo Atlas: (Now that that's out of the way) [21:48:38] ~RM: " 'My name is Bar'go.' " [21:48:41] @Leo Atlas: Well I can fight, if anything [21:48:43] ~RM: (Paused for Forest.) [21:49:38] • @Leo Atlas (Rolls around on the floor) [21:50:22] ~RM: (Leo Atlas has murdered a harem worth of bug fangirls.) [21:50:59] ~Lady Frost: (bak) [21:51:07] ~RM: (unpaused.) [21:51:23] @Sprite Tan: (wb) [21:51:27] ~Lady Frost: (why's everyone all apostrophe'd up in hur?) [21:51:39] ~Lady Frost: Shea <3) [21:51:42] ~RM: (That's how we decided to name Hulks.) [21:51:53] ~RM: (They don't have names in DnD cannon.) [21:52:33] ~Lady Frost: (yes well. This is not DnD. This is DL.....(inster title of the day)) [21:52:39] ~Lady Frost: Insert*) [21:52:42] ~RM: (Yes, and thus they have names.) [21:52:49] ~RM: (With apostrophes.) [21:53:11] @Leo Atlas: (So, can we keep the story going?) [21:53:11] ~RM: ' If you wish to help, I can take you to the place where discussion is happening.' " [21:54:12] ~Umber St'ro: We do. [21:54:13] @Leo Atlas: Umber? Are we gonna go? [21:54:18] @Leo Atlas: (Truck I'm slow) [21:54:46] ~Lady Frost: (you can't just say "umber" here...) [21:54:55] ~Lady Frost: (everyone here is an umber) [21:55:06] @Leo Atlas: (Right) [21:55:10] ~RM: ("Go where?" says half the city.) [21:55:20] ~Lady Frost: (XD) [21:55:32] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [21:56:00] @Leo Atlas: (XD Gdi) [21:56:50] ~Lady Frost: (brb again lol) [21:56:53] @Leo Atlas: (I forgot his fake name though.) [21:57:25] ~RM: "Bar'go nods and begins walking to the discussion room, which turns out to be a hollowed out cave full of Hulks and Dark Guards. In the middle, there is an elderly Umber Hulk and a tall, wild haired, muscular man with chains wrapped around his arms as if they were weapons. They seem to be disagreeing. Quite a bit." [21:58:12] • @Sprite Tan follows and tries to look nondescript. [21:58:23] • @Leo Atlas follows behind [21:59:04] • ~Umber St'ro tries to make sense of which side of the room is his side [21:59:11] • ~Lady Frost follows [21:59:27] ~RM: "To the left, to the left, the party and St'ro should stand to the left." [21:59:52] ~Lady Frost: (you must not St'ro bout me) [22:00:43] • ~Umber St'ro goes to the left [22:01:04] • ~Umber St'ro (could have another a you in a minute) [22:01:12] ~RM: 'We need not the help, Marx, this we say before. You should leave us in peace.' 'Your people seem to disagree, at least in part. I don't see the issue. Some should come with us, some can stay. That's all we ask.' [22:02:08] • ~Lady Frost pulls her hood up, concealing her face [22:03:01] ~Umber St'ro: The Dark Lord's forces don't need Umber Hulk sacrifices. Doesn't he already get enough from the Umber Hulks? [22:03:08] • @Sprite Tan reaches up to reflexively pull her hat down, and frowns when she remembers she hasn't had it for awhile now/ [22:03:33] • @Leo Atlas pulls his scarf around his mouth and hands Tan her hat [22:04:15] ~RM: "Marx turns toward Umber St'ro. He smiles briefly, but it quickly fades. 'Sacrifices? We're simply recruiting to our army so we can concrete our rule, for the good of all. They will not be sacrifices if no one fights them.'" [22:04:39] • @Sprite Tan nods gratefully to leo and pulls her hat with the front low to hide her face. [22:05:32] @Sprite Tan: (frost you have no taste in men js) [22:05:43] ~Umber St'ro: That's not the way the world is, armies exist to be fought, and always are fought. Soldiers are sacrifices, and we don't owe the Dark Lord anything, he owes us. [22:05:47] ~Lady Frost: (Butch from Team Rocket plz) [22:06:08] @Sprite Tan: (tall dark and crazy is the best) [22:06:31] @Sprite Tan: (but muscles are gross) [22:06:33] ~RM: 'And what, pray tell, does he owe your people?' [22:06:38] ~Lady Frost: (Butch from Team Rocket PLZ) [22:06:52] ~Umber St'ro: Their town back, does everyone here have an owner, and is that owner the dark lord? [22:07:09] ~Lady Frost: What do the people of this world owe him, is the better question! [22:08:36] ~RM: "Marx sighs and shrugs back, his eyes closed, and continues his speech with light hand gestures. 'The Dark Lord protects everyone, of course. Crime rates are far decreased in controlled areas, of course. And I'm not asking for slaves, I'm recruiting for volunteers. If I was here recruiting for the local mine, would there be a problem?' " [22:08:59] @Leo Atlas: We owe him nothing, he is just a conqueror that seeks to unite the world under his rule [22:09:12] ~Umber St'ro: The local mine supports the facility. The Dark Lord leeches off the facility. [22:10:28] ~RM: " 'I resent the accusation that the Dark Lord does nothing for the people. He does much for every country under his control. Resources flow in, criminals flow out, and all we ask is volunteers so more people can live this bliss. Is that wrong? I'd certainly hope not.' " [22:10:46] ~Lady Frost: People should have the choice. [22:11:05] ~Umber St'ro: Some bliss we live in, where we can't leave town without being accused by the Dark Guard. [22:11:33] ~Lady Frost: If the people desire totalitarian rule, then let them ask for it. [22:12:05] ~Lady Frost: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVAhr4hZDJE ) [22:12:14] ~RM: " 'And ma'am, I'm only asking that they get that choice. And it sounds like you just may be suspicious types. That is the cost of living in peace.' He brushes his hands through his dark, unruly hair, clearly getting a bit irritated with the slander of the party." [22:12:50] ~Lady Frost: Hmph! [22:13:23] ~Umber St'ro: Any volunteers will have a great future to look forward to harassing citizens. There is no price on safety, that is a lie invented by those who want to take our freedoms away. [22:13:31] • @Sprite Tan stays quiet, for her own good [22:14:00] ~Lady Frost: (leo play "oh saint can you see" on your sax XD) [22:14:12] ~Lady Frost: (also known as the anthem) [22:14:15] ~Lady Frost: (derp) [22:14:36] ~Lady Frost: (idk why I suddenly forgot the title. Probs because I'm not patriotic) [22:15:18] @Leo Atlas: (The dark lord comes marching in) [22:15:30] ~Umber St'ro: (I thought you were trying to do a dark lord reference and accidentally said it backwards) [22:15:47] ~RM: "The Hulk Freedom Squad cheers St'ro, while the Dark Lord Marchers jeer and hiss. Clearly St'ro had an emotional response on all of the attendees. Marx raises an arm to quite them, and eventually they do quiet down. 'They will have riches, benefits, and yes, freedom to interpret some of the more vague laws. This is the price for a united world. There isn't always time for democracy.'" [22:16:29] ~Lady Frost: Why can't we make time? [22:17:06] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uimTrK-A2w ) [22:17:25] Skymіn: (OK I've been afk the whole fucking time) [22:17:51] @Sprite Tan: (k, reread if you want, welcome back) [22:17:52] ~Umber St'ro: Don't have time for democracy, interesting choice of words [22:17:59] ~RM: " 'There is a whole, wide world full of people who don't agree with a united kingdom, ma'am. I'm afraid that sometimes you must make sacrifices for the greater good to make sure the rebels don't injure themselves or others. ' " [22:18:41] ~Umber St'ro: Rebels are out to get the Dark Lord, not "others". [22:18:42] ~Lady Frost: Is that so? [22:19:15] ~Umber St'ro: And we're not here to be your sacrifices after we've already funded your government against our will. [22:19:33] ~Umber St'ro: is this what happens at every debate here, we just give the Dark Lord whatever he wants. [22:21:06] ~RM: 'Who has been funding the government? We've only recently found our way into this facility.' The old Umber raises an eyebrow. 'Found way with fire. We not allow you in.' Marx smiles and shrugs back. 'Your people deserve a choice. Why are we debating this if you desire democracy? Let the people choose.' " [22:22:16] • @Sprite Tan rolls shoulders, feeling a bit stiff doing nothing with all this long, boring, political talk. [22:22:16] ~Umber St'ro: We're debating this to make sure the people know the stakes. [22:22:35] ~Umber St'ro: if you're afraid of even debate, you must not be very confident. [22:22:38] @Leo Atlas: The people are in too much indecision to make an informed and logical choice. [22:24:36] ~RM: " 'Ah, so the people don't know what's best for them? What an interesting point of view.' The people in general seem to be having a response to this assertion. And not a good one for the party." [22:25:17] ~Umber St'ro: Thank you so much leo you fucking moron. [22:25:21] ~Lady Frost: If the people know what's best, according to you, then they should not require the Dark Lord's "guidance" [22:25:36] ~Lady Frost: They should be just fine leading themselves [22:26:05] ~RM: 'We're only out to help the one's who volunteer. We are not interested in occupying this city for the time being. It holds not much for us, for now at least.' [22:26:26] ~Lady Frost: So did all of those cities "volunteer?" [22:26:38] ~Lady Frost: Did this one "volunterr" to have a hole burnt through their walls? [22:26:53] ~Lady Frost: volunteer*) [22:26:58] ~RM: 'This is only about Facility Four. And no, but should one man be making the choice to deny us entry? For that was the case.' [22:27:12] ~Umber St'ro: Did everyone here that? "For the time being", the more we give the more they want. [22:27:20] ~Lady Frost: If entering was not a clear problem for you, then you would not have had to enter with force. [22:27:46] ~Lady Frost: Can you really dispute that you were entirely wanted if you could not even walk in through the gates? [22:27:57] ~Lady Frost: not*) [22:28:39] ~RM: 'Entering was a problem for the gate keeper, no one else. And I have never once said we were entirely wanted. We're not here to invade, we're just here to recruit.' [22:29:44] ~Umber St'ro: and now we're here discussing this, and clearly you recruiting is a problem for more than the gate keeper of we wouldn't be here having this discussion. [22:30:18] ~Lady Frost: The gatekeeper of a city is not just an every-man. He has the authority to decide who is and is not welcomed in a city. You have already trampled over this city's sovereignty through your actions. [22:30:41] ~RM: 'True enough, so I'll recruit who wants to come, and then we'll leave, peacefully. I don't see the issue.' [22:31:04] ~Umber St'ro: The issue is you don't have the right to recruit here, and you can see it very well. [22:31:15] ~Lady Frost: (brb real quick) [22:32:55] @Sprite Tan: (k [22:32:59] @Sprite Tan: *() [22:34:07] ~RM: "The elderly Umber Hulk nods, then waves his hand. 'This debate is unlikely to conclude in a timely fashion this evening. We should all retire for now, and decide this issue tomorrow.' Marx nods. 'Alright, I'd be more than happy to have this settled tomorrow.' The crowd seems to be satisfied with that, and so disperses. The people remaining are the old Hulk and Marx, who both appear to be alone. Marx stands in the center of the room, deep in thought. The elderly hulk is sitting in a chair on the left, reading through notes that a scribe took for him." [22:36:45] • ~Lady Frost glances over at Marx [22:37:03] • ~Lady Frost scoffs disdainfully [22:37:13] • @Leo Atlas stands in a corner, sulking slightly [22:37:54] • @Sprite Tan fidgets awkwardly. [22:38:08] ~RM: "Marx turns to look at her, and shakes his head a bit with a smile. He then continues standing, looking at the dome of the cave." [22:38:15] ~RM: *Frost is the her [22:38:35] • ~Lady Frost raises an eyebrow [22:38:47] • ~Lady Frost mutters under her breath [22:38:50] @Sprite Tan: (ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh) [22:38:58] ~Umber St'ro: So would I be safe in assuming you're the unbiased moderator? I just stepped in towards the end of this. [22:38:59] ~Lady Frost: What is the man always smiling about slyly... [22:39:10] ~Umber St'ro: (to the elderly hulk) [22:39:14] @Sprite Tan: (CAN I SHIP MARX AND FROST?) [22:39:16] ~Lady Frost: (remember that her face is covered, mr RM) [22:39:20] ~Lady Frost: (YUS PLZ) [22:39:29] ~Lady Frost: (I WANT TO BUT SADLY CANON SAYS NO) [22:39:51] @Sprite Tan: (Truck CANON, WHEN DO WE EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT) [22:39:59] ~RM: "The Elder Hulk looks up at St'ro. 'Yes, I was supposed to be debating for Hulk freedom, but you took that role well.' His eyes soften. He seems to like St'ro." [22:40:16] ~Lady Frost: (no! I refuse to make her OOC dammit!) [22:40:25] ~RM: (He didn't recognize you, Frost, he heard you scoff and finds it amussing.) [22:40:28] ~Umber St'ro: Thank you [22:40:34] ~Lady Frost: (lkfeakjfeaklhfslkhkl;jhalkhjkh) [22:40:35] @Sprite Tan: (NO, MAYBE IT'S JUST ANOTHER SIDE OF HER) [22:40:45] ~Lady Frost: (MUST.NOT.BREAK.CHARACTER.) [22:40:57] @Sprite Tan: (YOU WANT TO THOUGH. DO IT) [22:41:04] ~Lady Frost: (NOOOOOOOO) [22:41:05] ~RM: (Doesn't seem like a character break, though.) [22:41:10] • ~Lady Frost (self destructs) [22:41:23] ~Lady Frost: (Word of god (me) says it is XD) [22:41:29] @Sprite Tan: (Truck GOD) [22:41:40] ~RM: " 'Is there anything I can do to help you, young man? I'd be more than willing to lend aid if I can.' " [22:41:40] ~Lady Frost: (you wanna Truck me shea? ;3) [22:41:43] ~Umber St'ro: Are there any points you noticed me missing today? [22:42:15] ~RM: " 'None of much interest. Honestly, the Guard seemed to be grasping for straws, but he has points about free choice I cannot get him to shake.' " [22:42:18] • ~Lady Frost paces around the cave absentmindedly, getting lost in her thoughts [22:42:54] • @Leo Atlas learns against the cave wall, fingering notes on his sax [22:42:55] ~Umber St'ro: it's a very frustrating point of view. [22:43:09] • @Sprite Tan goes to pester Leo [22:43:16] ~RM: (Saxas for best ship.) [22:43:25] @Sprite Tan: Hey, Leo, politics eeeeeh? [22:43:26] ~RM: " 'I agree. So can I help you at all, young man?' " [22:44:20] @Leo Atlas: Yep. I've worked for a few politicians before, but onyl as a guard. [22:44:21] • ~Lady Frost thinks about having a look around town, but decides against it [22:44:22] ~Umber St'ro: I don't think there's anything in particular, your study is probably more important. [22:44:34] ~RM: "Marx seems to be done observing the ceiling. He yawns and stretches, and seems nearly ready to take his leave." [22:44:59] ~Lady Frost: (this is going to hurt me so much but....) [22:45:12] • ~Lady Frost bumps in to him while wondering because wasn't paying attention [22:45:22] ~RM: " 'I just go over notes to make sure I missed nothing. I may be old, but I can still hear. Mostly.' His mandibles raise slightly, in a Hulkish smile." [22:45:42] ~Lady Frost: ( http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PBuMz56AfII/TPYag6er2BI/AAAAAAAAAGE/NJpwpOy7CZo/s1600/The-Little-Mermaid-the-little-mermaid-11046515-520-367.jpg = me writing that sentence) [22:46:12] ~RM: "Marx, also hardly paying attention, notices Frost bump into him. 'Hmm? Ah, you're the young lady that didn't see eye to eye with me. My apologies for being in your path." [22:47:00] ~Lady Frost: Why yes. I'm flattered you recognized me. (voice dripping with sarcasm) [22:47:03] @Sprite Tan: What was being a guard like? [22:47:15] • ~Lady Frost steps back and dusts herself off [22:47:52] @Sprite Tan: (I'm gonna laugh so hard if we end up killing him) [22:47:54] ~Umber St'ro: I think I've got plenty of material for tomorrow, I just need to lead the argument more rather than picking his side apart. [22:47:57] @Leo Atlas: Nothing glorified. They picked me out of a group, I traveled with them from point a to point b [22:48:00] ~Lady Frost: (gdi shea XD) [22:48:12] ~Lady Frost: (I hope you fucking fall in love with someone doomed. Just watch!) [22:48:19] ~Lady Frost: (it'll happen if it fucking kills me) [22:48:26] ~Lady Frost: (LITERALLY!) [22:48:50] @Sprite Tan: (MAYBE ME AND THAT GUY IN BACK KNIFE COULD HAVE HAD SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL) [22:48:51] @Leo Atlas: (happened to me) [22:49:04] @Sprite Tan: (lol Bree) [22:49:10] ~Lady Frost: (Herpes is never beautiful.) [22:49:14] ~Umber St'ro: now, I need to go talk to leo to make sure he doesn't speak at all tomorrow [22:49:17] @Leo Atlas: (:<) [22:49:20] • ~Umber St'ro heads over to leo [22:49:25] • @Leo Atlas overhears [22:49:30] Skymіn: (http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/018/c/3/lol_me_gusta_caramelldansen_by_lightmystic-d4ek6y5.gif This is just beautiful.) [22:49:31] ~RM: "Marx smiles, rather amused, and tilts his head to the side slightly. 'Didn't mean to offend, ma'am. Just speaking my mind, as this cave expects. And I hope I wasn't TOO dirty. At least, not enough to require dusting off.' The Elderly hulk nods. 'I do hope you'll have a chance. I'd love to see them chased from the city as soon as possible. By the way, I haven't seen you before, I don't think. Do you have lodgings in order?' " [22:49:32] ~Lady Frost: (hah XD) [22:49:33] @Sprite Tan: (but it's ~*MAGICAL*~ herpes) [22:49:34] @Leo Atlas: Don't worry, I know where I'm not wanted. [22:49:50] ~Umber St'ro: no you're wanted here Leo, you're just not useful to the debate [22:49:57] @Sprite Tan: (Sky why did you post that here, no) [22:50:10] ~Umber St'ro: if they lose, I have no doubt they'll decide to try to win the argument by force [22:50:12] Skymіn: (Sorry I'm gonna leave right now actually I'm sleepy) [22:50:13] ~Lady Frost: Hmph! D-Do not be ridiculous! [22:50:17] ~Umber St'ro: and you'll be very important to us. [22:50:19] @Sprite Tan: (kay, night) [22:50:28] ~RM: brb [22:51:04] ~Lady Frost: W-weren't you heading somewhere? Please, don't let me keep you. [22:51:12] @Sprite Tan: Oh, hi St'ro. [22:51:24] ~Lady Frost: (this is painful. So very painful.) [22:51:26] • ~Umber St'ro pats Leo on the back [22:51:34] ~Lady Frost: (if you make me fucking kill this guy I will hate you all forever) [22:51:39] @Sprite Tan: (inb4 he knows who you are frost, and is gonna hurt you~) [22:51:56] ~Lady Frost: (she's too dignified to let that happen ;- [22:52:05] ~Lady Frost: (only I am going to be hurt) [22:52:15] ~Lady Frost: (it's happening already ;- [22:52:28] • @Leo Atlas shrugs [22:52:43] @Leo Atlas: Fine. I'll make sure to keep my mouth shut. [22:54:32] ~Umber St'ro: So what do you want to do until tomorrow? [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'I was heading to my hotel room, yes. I'm just a bit tired after all this. What about you? Where are you going?' " [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: I don't really know where I'm going yet....I must regroup with my acquaintances. [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: Why does it matter to you? [23:36:43] • @Sprite Tan checks how much water she has [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'Just curiosity. I was wonder if you wanted to talk to me for a bit. After all, a dissenting point of view could definitely help both of us prepare for tomorrow.' Tan's legs are about half full, or half empty if you're reasonable." [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: So you're suggesting that I wonder off to some hotel with an unfamiliar man who is over twice my size? [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: (puts rape whistle around her neck) [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'Give or take, that's about the long and short of it.' He smiles sheepishly. 'Though if you'd prefer, we could try to find somewhere... less private to talk.' " [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: (staaaahhhhhhhhhhhhpppppp you're tearing me apart Lisa) [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: I see nothing wrong with our current location [23:36:43] • ~Lady Frost narrows her eyes [23:36:43] @Leo Atlas: (Brb) [23:36:43] @Sprite Tan: (invite me to come with frost!) [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'If you'd prefer, here is as fine a place as any. Though I feel like it's inappropriate to stay once all else have left.' " [23:36:43] ~Invalid: Leo, let's regroup with the others. [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: There are still people here..... [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'Not very many, and they seem about ready to retire as well.' " [23:36:43] • ~Lady Frost sighs [23:36:43] • @Sprite Tan rolls shoulders tiredly [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: Why should I even entertain the idea of furthering any discussion with you? [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'That is totally up to you. Knowledge? The chance to assassinate me? The chance to be alone with a stranger twice your size?' Marx smirks." [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: ....I beg your pardon?! [23:36:43] • ~Lady Frost blushes furiously [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'Kidding, kidding. I know you're not that kind of lady. Probably.' " [23:36:43] • ~Lady Frost glares [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: What even makes you so sure I'd want to kill you? As far as you know, we merely have a political disagreement. [23:36:43] @Sprite Tan: (gonna go get a drink of water. Frost yell at me if you need me) [23:36:43] ~Lady Frost: Unless that too falls in line with your sense of humor [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'Oh, right, well, that was going to come out sooner or later.' He leans in and whispers 'There's only one trio that travels with an Umber Hulk in a top hat, to my knowledge. I think we probably have MUCH to discuss.' " [23:36:43] • ~Lady Frost eyes widen [23:36:43] ~Frost: ....just what are you aiming at? [23:36:43] ~Frost: Why in the world should we discuss anything if you already know we are enemies? [23:36:43] ~RM: " 'You seem like you understand the gravity of the situation. I think we definitely need to have a chat. After all, I only came here to get some Hulks, and I think we could stand to mutually benefit, if we could work out some terms.' " [23:36:43] ~Frost: I....I must discuss this with my traveling companions. [23:36:43] • @Sprite Tan looks around for anything of interest [23:36:43] ~Invalid: (I just got my mom with the "someone said you were an owl" joke) [23:36:43] ~Invalid: (she's been pranking my little brother all day, so it was justified.) [23:36:43] @Leo Atlas: (back) [23:36:43] @Sprite Tan: (yay) [23:36:58] ~RM: " 'The best thing for me would be to meet you alone. Tonight. Get away if you can, or I can't guarentee the safety of anyone.' " [23:36:59] ~Invalid: ([23:36:43] ~Invalid: Leo, let's regroup with the others.) [23:37:34] ~Frost: (YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA) [23:38:01] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc ) [23:38:58] ~Frost: (what to do what to do...) [23:39:30] @Sprite Tan: (Leo are you there) [23:39:41] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah, telling trace something) [23:39:44] @Sprite Tan: (ok) [23:39:46] ~Frost: .....Alright. I promise to come alone. [23:39:59] ~Frost: Tell me where we should Rendez-vous [23:41:26] ~Frost: (puts on another rape whistle) [23:41:32] ~RM: " 'My hotel, The Lazy Swarm. I'll wait in the lobby for four hours starting from when we seperate. I'll retire after that. I will consider that you ignoring my parley.' " [23:41:53] ~Frost: ....alright then. [23:41:59] ~Frost: For now I must bid you adieu. [23:42:17] • ~Frost removes her hood [23:42:43] ~RM: " 'Very well. See you soon, hopefully.' The man turns and heads out of the cave." [23:42:55] • ~Frost runs a hand through her hair, sighing [23:43:01] ~Frost: What have I just gotten myself into.... [23:43:35] @Leo Atlas: (Do we have a hotel of any variety?) [23:43:45] @Leo Atlas: (Or do we need to raise moeny for charity again?) [23:43:47] • ~Frost searches for the group [23:45:24] • @Leo Atlas follows St'ro in search of the group (#late2theparty) [23:45:39] • @Sprite Tan follows Leo [23:45:43] ~Invalid: (apparently the elder hulk offered us a hotel but I didn't pick up on it) [23:45:46] ~RM: "Everyone easily finds each other, it's an open cave with five people in it." [23:46:00] ~Frost: Um, hello everyone.... [23:46:09] • ~Frost contemplates informing them of the situation
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| - Skim for Yuri:
[23:47:01] ~RM: "Frost is thinking VURRRRY hard." [23:47:25] • ~Invalid goes back to the elder hulk [23:47:31] @Leo Atlas: Is something on your mind Frost? [23:47:37] ~Frost: Hm? [23:47:44] ~Frost: Oh, it's....nothing [23:48:03] • @Sprite Tan pokes at Frost [23:48:08] ~Invalid: actually, could we get a room at an inn for the night, we're kind of outlaws. [23:48:09] @Sprite Tan: What were you up to? [23:49:40] • @Leo Atlas shrugs [23:50:20] @Leo Atlas: If she doesn't want to share, don't bother her [23:50:33] ~RM: "The Elder Hulk nods gently. 'Of course, I understand. I got into all kinds of trouble when I was a boy, you know. Hohoho, but yes. You can go to the Wax Hive, not far from here. Just tell them Ca'to sent you, they'll set you up.' " [23:51:01] ~Invalid: thanks you very much. [23:51:07] • ~Invalid returns to the group [23:51:59] ~Invalid: so the elder hulk offered us a room at the wax hive, I know we don't have the best experience with Inns, but it's better than sleeping outside. [23:52:10] ~Invalid: his name is Ca'to by the way [23:53:30] @Sprite Tan: He seems really nice. We should probably take him up on that. [23:54:05] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, plus we don't exactly have moeny to be throwing around. [23:54:31] ~Frost: (Ok. I dunno what I should do) [23:55:10] ~Frost: (If you guys wouldn't miss me I might try this shit XD) [23:56:43] ~Frost: (uh guys, I'm basically at high risk of getting reaped and or killed. Any advice?) [23:57:16] @Sprite Tan: (Flat out tell at least one of us?) [23:57:19] ~Invalid: (don't go with him, that's my advice) [23:57:24] ~Frost: (:<) [23:57:30] ~RM: (Become the Dark Queen.) [23:57:42] @Sprite Tan: (ask the black heart?) [23:58:52] ~Frost: (how the Truck do I just "become the Dark Queen?) [23:59:03] • ~Frost (is the dark queen) [23:59:05] ~RM: (I was kidding._ [23:59:12] ~RM: (Ask the Black Heart, Jesus.) [23:59:16] ~Frost: (nope. Too late. Canon._ [23:59:25] • ~Frost (is the dark queen 5ever) [23:59:47] @Leo Atlas: (I'll ask my shield!) [00:00:00] ~Frost: (i have to actually tell you guys first...) [00:00:05] ~Frost: Hey Leo? [00:00:12] ~Frost: Can I see your Shield for a moment? [00:00:14] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, what's up? [00:00:26] ~Frost: It's uh....private [00:02:26] @Leo Atlas: (>.>) [00:02:34] @Leo Atlas: That's not very convincing. [00:02:36] ~Frost: Please? [00:02:51] ~Frost: (Leo I hate to do this but if you don't Imma just go XD) [00:04:32] @Leo Atlas: Fiiine [00:04:36] • @Leo Atlas hands Frost the shield [00:04:43] ~Frost: Thank you! I shall return it promptly [00:04:58] • ~Frost struggles to hold it up and walks a safe distance away from the group [00:05:06] ~RM: (Cute.) [00:05:24] • ~Frost looks around to make sure no one is within earshot [00:05:47] • @Sprite Tan watches frost [00:06:10] ~RM: (Frost is afk for a sec.) [00:06:34] ~Frost: Alright, here it goes..... [00:07:50] ~Frost: Black Heart: Would it be ill advised to meet with Marx tonight? [00:08:36] ~RM: "The shield opens in the middle, revealing a single tired eye. 'Poy. Hm... What do you mean by ill advised, exactly?' " [00:10:42] ~Frost: .......Is there a high chance that I will be harmed during this correspondence? [00:12:33] ~RM: " 'The chances of being harmed? Hmm... Emotionally, maybe. Physically is possible. He has some malice in his heart, I think. He seems to genuinely want a compromise of some sort, but if you are resistant, he may not remain so calm.' " [00:12:55] ~Frost: ....resistant? [00:13:04] • ~Frost sighs [00:13:23] ~RM: " 'That would mean 'an opposing force.' If the definition hasn't changed recently.' " [00:13:38] ~Frost: That was more of rhetorical question..... [00:13:51] ~Frost: I...I don't know what to do... [00:14:34] ~Frost: We could stand to benefit from this....but it is also a great risk [00:14:54] ~Frost: Should I tell them? [00:15:48] ~RM: " 'Poy. Umber St'ro will not be amused. Leo Atlas will not care one way or the other. Sprite Tan is not sure herself what she'd do. Marx will be unhappy if he discovers it, but it is unlikely.' " [00:17:22] ~Frost: I....I think I must do this..... [00:17:28] • @Leo Atlas yells over [00:17:35] @Leo Atlas: Yo Frost, you finsihed yet?! [00:19:34] ~RM: (He's afk.) [00:19:55] ~Frost: (back) [00:21:03] ~Frost: \\It probably won't end well for me....but.....if I can benefit everyone in exchange for my safety, I think it will be for the best...\\ [00:24:51] • ~Frost walks back to Leo with the shield. [00:25:21] ~Frost: I apologize for taking so long [00:25:30] @Leo Atlas: It's ok [00:25:57] @Leo Atlas: I'm gonna see if the people here appreciate music. [00:26:00] ~RM: 'If we're all done, I'm going back to sleep for now.' [00:26:10] ~Frost: Uh....why don't we go to a hotel first? [00:26:26] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, we should go... what was it? The wax... something? [00:26:35] ~Frost: I am....very tired [00:27:06] @Leo Atlas: The Wax Hive if I recall [00:27:14] @Sprite Tan: I'm not really tired, but I could sleep [00:27:43] ~Frost: May we retire then, please? [00:28:09] ~Invalid: alright, if it's a high priority I suppose [00:28:31] @Leo Atlas: Let's go to the hotel then [00:28:32] ~RM: (Extremespeed Priority resting.) [00:29:11] ~RM: (Should we montage?) [00:29:11] • ~Invalid leads everyone to the wax hive [00:29:17] • @Sprite Tan follows behind. [00:29:54] • ~Frost follows hastily [00:30:21] ~RM: (Leo, you going?) [00:30:46] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah) [00:30:48] • @Leo Atlas follows [00:31:35] ~RM: "The party arrives in their suprisingly not waxy hotel room, name drops, and gets two rooms, one for the men, and one for the women, with two beds each. They are across the hall from each other." [00:31:49] • ~Frost hurries to her room [00:32:01] • @Leo Atlas sets down his stuff in his room then grabs his new Bari sax [00:32:16] • ~Frost places her bag on her bed [00:32:28] • ~Frost sits down and waits for Tan to arrive [00:32:34] • @Sprite Tan runs to her bed and climbs on to bounce around a bit [00:32:48] • ~Frost pulls her map out and pretends to read it for a few minutes [00:32:55] ~RM: (Sprite Tan says "You wouldn't leave me, would you, Frost?") [00:33:06] • ~Umber St'ro enters his room and sits on the bed [00:33:13] @Sprite Tan: Frost you gotta try this, it's awesome! [00:33:19] ~Umber St'ro: Things are finally looking up. [00:33:20] ~Frost: Uh, maybe later....... [00:33:33] @Leo Atlas: Welp, I'm gonna go see if I can earn some coin [00:33:37] @Sprite Tan: It's so fucking great. I'm gonna do this all night hahahaha! [00:33:39] • ~Frost stands up and leaves her unrolled map on her bed [00:33:46] • ~Frost grabs her bag [00:33:57] ~Frost: Uh, Tan? I'm going to go quickly wash up. [00:34:01] • @Sprite Tan stops bouncing [00:34:02] ~Frost: I'll be back shortly [00:34:03] @Sprite Tan: Kay! [00:34:10] @Leo Atlas: You wanna come invalid [00:34:16] ~Frost: briskly walks into the hallway [00:34:18] @Sprite Tan: Tell me how it is when you get back! [00:34:24] @Leo Atlas: (Whatever his fake name was*) [00:34:27] ~Frost: /me* [00:34:40] • @Sprite Tan bounces a few times before jumping the gap between beds [00:34:53] ~Umber St'ro: I suppose so and I'm not an Invalid, I still get around [00:34:56] • ~Frost quickly exits the hotel [00:35:04] • @Sprite Tan kneels and takes a peek at frosts open map [00:35:16] ~Umber St'ro: (it's Lea'to) [00:35:20] @Leo Atlas: (Ok thanks) [00:35:29] • @Leo Atlas knocks on the other's door [00:35:54] ~Umber St'ro: I'll go with you, can you play my song? [00:36:06] • ~Frost searches for Marx's hotel [00:36:16] @Leo Atlas: Yeah sure. [00:36:17] • @Sprite Tan climbs off and goes to open the door. [00:36:33] @Leo Atlas: I'm going out to play and possibly make some money. Wanna come>? [00:36:52] ~RM: "Frost finds Marx's hotel without much difficulty. He is sitting alone in the hotel lobby, seeming to rest as he waits." [00:37:19] @Sprite Tan: Neeeeeh. I'm waiting for Frost to get back from the bath. [00:38:37] @Leo Atlas: Alright [00:38:44] @Leo Atlas: Let's go Lea'To [00:38:54] @Sprite Tan: Have fun boys! [00:39:03] • ~Frost approaches Marx [00:39:19] ~Frost: (i'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die) [00:39:35] ~Frost: (pray for me y'all) [00:40:12] @Sprite Tan: (thanks, that's how I felt when I was almost killed by the spider, and oh yeah, almost raped) [00:40:18] • ~Frost clears her throat in an attempt to get his attention [00:40:41] • @Leo Atlas exits the hotel with St'ro [00:41:09] ~RM: "Marx opens one eye as Frost signals to him. 'Oh, hey. You actually came.' He yawns and stretches. 'I'm tired as hell, but I'm really glad you showed up. I feel like this will be worth the effort.'" [00:41:22] • ~Frost glares at him [00:41:33] ~Frost: Well, you wanted to discuss things? [00:42:00] • @Sprite Tan closes door and looks around the room [00:42:45] ~RM: " 'Right. So, we have two things we could stand to gain equally. I need your party to leave, so I can get my Umbers. Meanwhile, you need to all leave alive. I think you can see where we both stand to benefit.' " [00:44:22] ~Lady Frost: .....How exactly am I supposed to just convince them to leave? [00:44:32] ~Lady Frost: These are St'ro's people. He wants to protect them [00:44:43] ~Lady Frost: He will not be simply swayed.... [00:44:59] • @Sprite Tan goes to roll around in the bed [00:45:21] ~RM: 'That really isn't my problem. Tell them that they're all evil or that somewhere else is on fire or that we have his parents. It doesn't matter to me. That's what I need from you.' [00:46:41] ~Lady Frost: How would I know any of this? I've been deceiving them in order to meet with you. They think I'm still at our hotel. [00:46:53] ~Lady Frost: You could at least put more than the minimal amount of thought into this. [00:47:36] ~RM: 'I was under the assumption you were a mage. My bad. I suppose you can't just come up with some reason the less magically versed wouldn't understand or just instantly believe.' [00:47:37] • ~Umber St'ro went with leo [00:48:12] • @Leo Atlas seeks a populated area to set up and start playing [00:48:16] ~Lady Frost: They aren't stupid. Well.... all of them aren't. [00:48:41] ~Lady Frost: You think that shrewd Umber would fall for some kind of simple deception like that? [00:49:37] ~RM: 'Does he not trust you enough to believe that you're honestly in need?' [00:50:04] • ~Lady Frost sighs [00:50:52] ~Lady Frost: I think we are done discussing this. I will consider it. [00:51:09] ~RM: 'Tell me what you've decided on before you go.' [00:51:11] • ~Lady Frost turns to leave [00:51:17] • ~Lady Frost halts [00:51:39] ~Lady Frost: I do not have the leisure to make me decision later? [00:51:43] ~Lady Frost: my* [00:52:00] • @Sprite Tan bounces around a bit more [00:52:06] ~RM: 'I need to know now, sorry to say. I have my own decisions to make based on what you want to do.' [00:52:15] • ~Lady Frost glares [00:52:47] ~Lady Frost: And if I decide to leave before my mind is made up? [00:53:23] • ~Lady Frost clutches her bag, remotely activating the map [00:53:50] ~RM: 'Well, you can decide to head towards the door. That's about as far as you'll get, I'd guess.' The map is now translating audio.' " [00:54:12] • @Sprite Tan tilts head in confusion and looks around [00:54:13] ~Lady Frost: Is that so? You're sure I cannot have some time to ponder over my decision? [00:54:19] @Sprite Tan: Eeeeeeeeeeeh? [00:55:12] @Sprite Tan: （フロスト？どこですか？） [00:55:36] ~Lady Frost: Marx, the gravity of this situation is clearly obvious to you. I cannot simply decide on the spot whether or not I want to convince my group to leave before the debate [00:56:24] ~RM: 'Eh, don't have time for that. If you can't give me a yes or no, I'm going to probably have to lose my temper. Accidents happen.' [00:56:31] ~Lady Frost: ......... [00:56:38] • @Sprite Tan jumps off the bed and goes to lean over the map [00:56:44] • ~Lady Frost sighs [00:56:56] ~Lady Frost: And here I thought you may have some semblance to a gentleman [00:56:59] ~Lady Frost: Very well [00:57:49] ~Lady Frost: While I do not take this decision lightly, I will attempt to deceive my traveling companions. [00:58:22] ~Lady Frost: If that will be all.... [00:58:47] @Leo Atlas: (Hey RM, did I ever find a spot to play?) [00:59:01] @Sprite Tan: (you didn't specify god dammit leo) [00:59:06] ~Lady Frost: (Gnome cares about the important issues) [00:59:11] @Leo Atlas: (Obviously) [00:59:21] ~RM: 'Yes, by all means. Though, if I see you at the debate tomorrow...' He sighs, and glares at her out of corner of his eye. '...I'll have to kill you. Nothing personal.' [00:59:45] ~Lady Frost: Of course. I never saw death as anything personal. [01:00:08] ~RM: (Sorry, Leo, we missed your post.) [01:00:20] ~RM: (Do you just want some money or should I throw you a gig?) [01:00:37] ~Lady Frost: And here I thought for maybe just a moment that you were something more than one of that Tyrant's simple followers..... [01:00:42] @Sprite Tan: /I really wanted to know what the bath was going to be like too....// [01:00:53] ~Lady Frost: Still, I guess this is the nature of things. [01:00:58] ~Lady Frost: We are enemies. Nothing more. [01:01:22] @Leo Atlas: (Doesn't really matter to me [01:01:24] @Leo Atlas: ) [01:01:34] ~RM: 'Yep, that appears to be the long and short of it. But, hey, just think, somewhere else in the cosmos, you and I are getting along swimingly. It's too bad.' [01:01:50] ~Lady Frost: Don't be absurd. [01:01:57] ~RM: "Leo and St'ro made it back to the hotel with 40, the RM's 'I'm a stupid Butch from Team Rocket' fee." [01:02:06] ~RM: *40 gold [01:02:16] • ~Lady Frost sighs [01:02:36] • ~Lady Frost heads towards the door, briefly looking over her shoulder before leaving [01:03:02] ~RM: "Marx gives a gentle wave and sighs as she walks out the door." [01:03:05] • @Sprite Tan rolls around a bit next to the map as she listens in [01:03:58] ~RM: 'Can't decide if I want to see you later or not...' He muttered lightly as he started to drift off in the lobby." [01:04:17] ~Lady Frost: (aaahhhhh :<) [01:05:15] ~Lady Frost: \\That went better than I expected. Looks like this plan wasn't a total failure after all...\\ [01:05:50] ~Lady Frost: \\It's too bad I had to deceive him like that. For a moment I almost thought....\\ [01:06:02] • ~Lady Frost shakes her head [01:06:04] • ~Lady Frost sighs [01:06:22] • ~Lady Frost returns to the hotel [01:06:48] ~RM: "20 gold each for the guys, so they don't argue later." [01:06:50] • ~Lady Frost knocks on her room door [01:07:00] ~Umber St'ro: (yay) [01:07:05] • @Sprite Tan opens the door! [01:07:17] @Sprite Tan: How was the bath! [01:07:42] ~Lady Frost: Please don't play coy with me.... [01:07:44] @Leo Atlas: (Woo) [01:07:52] ~Lady Frost: I wanted you to see what was happening, you know... [01:08:09] @Sprite Tan: Oooh, straight to business then? [01:08:14] • ~Lady Frost walks in and shuts the door behind her [01:08:14] ~RM: (EVERYTHING IS IMPORTANT) [01:08:20] ~Lady Frost: (fak off) [01:08:27] @Sprite Tan: So, the Truck are we gonna do? [01:08:33] ~Lady Frost: I...I don't know... [01:08:47] @Sprite Tan: Well, I say we go kill this Butch from Team Rocket [01:08:49] ~Lady Frost: I was hoping to achieve more from that meeting, but sadly this is what we have to work with.... [01:08:56] ~Lady Frost: He seems very powerful [01:09:03] ~Lady Frost: And he is likely to have supporters [01:09:37] @Sprite Tan: Well we either kill him or leave, or full scale our side versus their side tommorow [01:09:50] @Sprite Tan: (trace's comp died, he'll beback in a few) [01:09:58] ~Lady Frost: ....I do not think it will be easy convincing St'ro to leave [01:10:40] @Sprite Tan: Yep! [01:10:48] ~Lady Frost: (Rm is having technical difficulties) [01:10:52] @Sprite Tan: So we kill him now, or go to the thing tommorow. [01:10:59] ~Lady Frost: I am...sorry for deceiving you like that [01:11:04] @Sprite Tan: And, if we go to the thing tommorow he'll try to kill us. [01:11:11] ~Lady Frost: However, I knew that I had to try something [01:11:20] @Sprite Tan: Our side's supporters won't like that, and his side's wont like the retaliation. [01:11:30] @Sprite Tan: Instant war, just add us. [01:12:06] ~Lady Frost: (respond to my apologie dammit) [01:12:14] ~Lady Frost: (apology*) [01:12:22] @Sprite Tan: Also, I'm fine that you deceived me. [01:12:43] @Sprite Tan: I did want to know how the baths were though. I think i have grime on my grime by now. [01:13:04] ~Lady Frost: I don't even know, to be perfectly honest [01:13:29] ~Lady Frost: Well, we could discuss this further in the baths? [01:13:37] @Sprite Tan: Yeah! [01:13:44] ~Lady Frost: I don't think it's quite the right time to tell the boys of this yet anyway [01:14:03] ~Umber St'ro: (Girl Talk~~~~!!!) [01:14:06] • ~Lady Frost leads Tan to the baths [01:14:12] • @Sprite Tan skips after [01:14:54] ~Umber St'ro: (Leo, why don't we take a bath together for some male bonding?) [01:15:06] @Leo Atlas: Um. I'd rather not. [01:15:15] • ~Lady Frost fills up a large tub [01:15:19] ~Umber St'ro: (that was out of character, and I was fucking around) [01:15:21] ~Lady Frost: (big enough for 2 ) [01:15:41] @Leo Atlas: (Oh. I didn't see the parenthesis) [01:16:01] ~Empress Trace: (He so was so disturbed he saw through the 4th wall.) (Empress Trace was forcibly renamed to RM by Empress Trace.) [01:16:35] • @Sprite Tan awkwardly strips down out of sight. [01:16:56] ~Empress Trace: (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm) [01:17:13] • ~Lady Frost quickly does the same [01:17:22] ~Empress Trace: (zoom) [01:17:27] • ~Lady Frost sheepishly dips her toe into the hot water [01:18:00] ~Empress Trace: "The bath water is perfectly fine for bathing in, if a bit warm." [01:18:29] • ~Lady Frost sinks into the tub with a contented sigh [01:18:47] ~Lady Frost: aaahhh [01:18:54] ~Lady Frost: This feels nice... [01:18:58] • @Sprite Tan quickly rushes into the bath [01:19:10] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dti37UWLBIY ) [01:20:03] ~Lady Frost: So....what shall we do? [01:20:39] @Sprite Tan: A-ah, well talk I guess...? [01:20:45] • ~Lady Frost notices that Tan is kind of embarrassed [01:21:09] ~Lady Frost: You do not need to be so uncomfortable... We are both women [01:21:42] • ~Lady Frost nonchalantly washes her hair [01:21:50] ~Lady Frost: Do you think we'd be able to trick them? [01:21:56] @Sprite Tan: ( basically this face: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img10/8655/vlcsnap2011082704h14m55.png ) [01:22:22] • @Sprite Tan blushes and turns away and runs she fingers through her hair [01:22:26] ~Lady Frost: (http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Barry-Yes.gif ) [01:23:24] ~Lady Frost: (the Y's, I mean.) [01:23:53] ~Lady Frost: Do you think they'd be ok with just...leaving? [01:24:05] ~Lady Frost: Or should we try to trick them, or...? [01:24:32] @Sprite Tan: U-um..., I... don't think S-st'ro will be...um... tricked. [01:24:40] • ~Lady Frost sighs [01:24:48] ~Lady Frost: Tan, please, you don't need to be so shy [01:24:51] • ~Lady Frost swims closer [01:25:19] ~Umber St'ro: (I love you frost so hard) [01:25:21] ~Umber St'ro: (marry me) [01:25:55] • @Sprite Tan runs fingers through hair some more, staring at the wall with a vibrant blush. [01:26:09] • ~Lady Frost places hand on her shoulder and smiles [01:26:31] ~Empress Trace: (Get together and make me fade to black.) [01:26:34] ~Empress Trace: (Do it.) [01:26:42] • @Sprite Tan is startled and jumps to her feet in surprise with a squeal [01:26:50] • ~Lady Frost is splashed [01:27:01] ~Lady Frost: Ahhhh! [01:27:06] ~Lady Frost: Oh, Tan.... [01:27:14] • ~Lady Frost sighs and returns to her corner [01:28:11] • ~Lady Frost (has successfully kill all of your boners) [01:28:12] • @Sprite Tan sinks back into the water all embarassed like [01:28:18] ~Lady Frost: killed*) [01:28:32] ~Empress Trace: (Well, there are still naked ladies in the pool.) [01:28:43] ~Lady Frost: So....how about that strategy? [01:28:50] ~Umber St'ro: (you didn't kill my ecstatic moment, I'm still fluttering around not touching the ground) [01:29:04] @Sprite Tan: U-uh... [01:29:14] @Sprite Tan: I don't know. [01:29:20] • ~Lady Frost runs her hands through her hair [01:29:33] ~Lady Frost: We need to make an executive decision.... [01:30:12] ~Lady Frost: Whether we choose to tell them or not is an important decision [01:30:58] • @Sprite Tan turns her head towards Frost slightly. [01:31:14] @Sprite Tan: Well, I think we could do either really. [01:31:20] • ~Lady Frost runs her hands over her arms [01:31:45] ~Lady Frost: .....this is a difficult choice [01:31:49] • ~Lady Frost sighs
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| | | | Flamingfrozengnome
Fantasy S1 Champion
Posts : 49
Rep : 10
Join date : 2012-11-30
Age : 27
Location : Land of Fog and Ruins
| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:12 am | |
| Inventories!
Tan:
Flowers
brass knuckles
Cloak
String [Equipped]
Magical Hat
Key of Unknown Use
Iron Sword
3 Mushrooms
Slightly less new Fucking Legs!
Frost
Spell book
Magical Map
Staff
1 gold pieces.
magical necklace thingy that keeps her from killing herself and everyone around her and shit
Magical Bag of Holding
A Pot
A sexy violet cloak
The PERFECT shoes~~~~!!!!!~~~
A bunch of flasks for alchemy
A potion recipe book
Ingredients for everything in the book
Fancy New Alchemy Cauldrons
Book of Identifyin'
Leo:
Sword
Black Heart Shield
"Five Fingered Discount"
Brea's Flower
rope
torch
flint
dead magic mirror
4 Blue Nuts
7 Green Mushrooms
3 Red Peaches
Alto Saxophone
Baritone Saxophone
20 Gold
A burden iof angst the approximate size of a beluga whale.
St'ro:
35 gold
cloak
various fake permits
copper armor
new guard sword
5 Blue Nuts
2 Mushrooms
5 Peaches
Monster Magic Manual | |
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Sableye Tier
Posts : 359
Rep : 50
Join date : 2012-02-23
| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Wed Oct 02, 2013 12:08 am | |
| On the last episode of Dark Lord's Too Short To Warrant Pasting Logs Of RP, the Frost informed the party of what happened during her meeting with Marx. They decided their best course of action would be to leave, instead of fighting Marx and his forces. St'ro suggested that the group go to talk to the Elder Hulk before they make their departure. | |
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Zygarde Tier
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Age : 33
Location : Invalid Location
| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:35 am | |
| - Sprite Tan is Harvey Birdman now!:
[21:59:53] ~RM: "On the last episode of Worst Heroes in the World, our *cough*heroes *cough* decided to leave Umber Hatching Fac. #4 in the hands of Marx and split." [22:00:08] ~RM: "After talking to the Elder Hulk." [22:00:25] @Leo Atlas: (We need to actually start solving these problems) [22:00:32] ~Lady Frost: (shhhhh) [22:00:38] ~Umber St'ro: (lady frost: I'm ready marx.) [22:00:48] ~Lady Frost: (Truck off) [22:00:56] ~Lady Frost: (montage us to the place) [22:01:02] @Sprite Tan: （Lol, problem solving) [22:01:08] @Leo Atlas: (Where are we going anyway?) [22:01:22] ~Lady Frost: (ikr shea) [22:01:29] ~RM: (To talk to elder hulk, which means to where he was last.) [22:01:30] @Sprite Tan: （「」） [22:01:51] @Leo Atlas: (Oh, ok. Montage awaaaaaay!) [22:01:57] ~Lady Frost: (i wanna get out of the place already) [22:02:01] • ~Umber St'ro goes to the elder hulk [22:02:21] • @Leo Atlas follows [22:02:40] • ~Lady Frost also follows [22:02:40] ~RM: "The party montaged their way to the place where the diplomacy had happened earlier. There is no Elder Hulk. However, there is a convenient Elder Hulk corpse." [22:02:53] ~Lady Frost: (GFDI MARX) [22:03:00] @Leo Atlas: Well. This is certainly unnerving. [22:03:01] @Sprite Tan: Oh my [22:03:13] ~Lady Frost: ..... [22:03:21] @Sprite Tan: Well, do we just leave now? [22:03:24] • ~Lady Frost sighs [22:03:27] ~Umber St'ro: this is ridiculous [22:03:30] ~Lady Frost: That man really cannot be trusted [22:03:32] ~RM: (I want that on a T-shirt, Frost.) [22:03:38] ~RM: (GFDI MARX) [22:03:57] ~Umber St'ro: well, let's tamper with the scene of the crime [22:04:05] ~Lady Frost: What?! [22:04:07] @Sprite Tan: Sure! [22:04:10] @Leo Atlas: (XD. Sell that and the "What would Umber St'ro do?" bracelets in a bundle) [22:04:20] ~RM: (XD) [22:04:22] ~Umber St'ro: does anyone have something to write on and something to write with? [22:04:25] • ~Umber St'ro looks around [22:04:28] ~Lady Frost: .... [22:04:31] • ~Lady Frost searches her bag [22:04:44] • @Sprite Tan also searches her bag [22:04:44] • @Leo Atlas digs in his pockets [22:05:00] ~Umber St'ro: we're going to write his speech and leave it on his body, that way when they investigate they find it [22:05:23] ~RM: "There appears to be no paper around the room. Or in Frost's bag. Sprite and Leo have a pen and paper, respectively. Neat." [22:05:37] @Sprite Tan: Oh, I have a pen, I wonder where I picked this up... [22:05:41] ~Lady Frost: I knew I shouldn't have trusted him. [22:05:47] • @Sprite Tan hands said pen to St'ro [22:05:51] @Leo Atlas: I have a few pages of parchment. I have no idea why. [22:06:02] ~Lady Frost: But I didn't expect this much [22:06:06] • @Leo Atlas hands paper to Umber [22:06:22] ~Lady Frost: (and to think I let myself be in the same room as him XD) [22:06:24] ~Umber St'ro: alright, let's work on a speech [22:06:30] ~Lady Frost: (#YOLO) [22:06:45] ~RM: (He never said he wasn't killing anyone else.) [22:06:47] @Sprite Tan: (You and your men) [22:06:47] ~Umber St'ro: I'll dictate, who's writing this down? [22:06:49] ~Lady Frost: (montage anyone?) [22:07:05] ~Lady Frost: I will [22:07:12] • ~Lady Frost has delicate lady like handwriting [22:07:13] • ~Umber St'ro give the stuff to frost [22:07:13] ~RM: (I kinda need to know what's on the speech.) [22:07:21] ~RM: (So no montage.) [22:07:33] ~Lady Frost: (this is gonna take 5ever) [22:07:53] ~Umber St'ro: We have entertained the idea of debating with these violent invaders for days now, and it has to be getting old. [22:08:11] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzI4D6dyp_o ) [22:08:21] • ~Lady Frost writes as St'ro speaks [22:08:42] ~Umber St'ro: They pretend to be provided "the right to join the army", but in all actuality we've always had that right, now they just want the right to sucker people into throwing their lives away. [22:08:51] ~Umber St'ro: (providing*) [22:09:03] ~Umber St'ro: (umber hulks*) [22:09:45] ~Umber St'ro: Our gate keeper had our best interests in mind, and that's why we chose him to protect the gate. [22:10:27] ~Umber St'ro: They do not care about our will or our lives. I wouldn't be surprised if they were to even go so far as to assassinate me. [22:10:44] ~Lady Frost: (6ever) [22:10:49] ~Umber St'ro: So I have concealed this speech in case that does happen. [22:10:56] ~Lady Frost: (7ever) [22:10:57] ~RM: (It hasn't been five minutes. I've been counting.) [22:11:01] @Leo Atlas: (I should probably go do somethign interesting while Invalid writes a speech) [22:11:01] ~Umber St'ro: Please, do the right thing. run these savages out of town. [22:11:07] ~Lady Frost: (8EVER) [22:11:20] • @Sprite Tan looks around the room [22:11:29] ~Lady Frost: (is that it?) [22:11:41] ~Lady Frost: We should hurry, before we are discovered [22:11:50] ~RM: "There is nothing around the room but the Elder Hulk's original speech." [22:11:56] ~Umber St'ro: that's it, put it somewhere he'd hide a note [22:12:00] ~Lady Frost: Someone may get the wrong idea. Or the right one perhaps. Either way it wouldn't end well. [22:12:09] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, if we get caught it'll look pretty bad for us. [22:12:23] • ~Lady Frost hides it somewhere he'd hide a note [22:12:26] • @Sprite Tan holds up the original notes [22:12:28] @Sprite Tan: Oh looK! [22:12:31] @Sprite Tan: Notes! [22:12:32] @Leo Atlas: Indeed. Jail doesn't sound fun, especially because we already have bounties [22:12:37] ~Umber St'ro: put them in too. [22:12:48] ~RM: "The notes are covered in blood, and your notes are not. Just a heads up." [22:12:57] ~Lady Frost: Wait, shouldn't we read these...? [22:13:04] ~Umber St'ro: cover our note in blood, tan, you have small hands [22:13:06] ~Lady Frost: Though we may not have the time.... [22:13:16] @Sprite Tan: What, what do you want me to do? [22:13:34] ~Lady Frost: Should we just take them and leave when Tan is finished with the...dirty work? [22:13:41] • ~Lady Frost cringes [22:14:01] ~Umber St'ro: they won't help us. we're not going to be debating [22:14:21] ~Lady Frost: They could contain contradictions to what we have written [22:14:40] @Sprite Tan: Can we read throught them quick? [22:14:49] ~Lady Frost: There may be consequences to simply leaving them here if we do not even know what they say.... [22:15:02] ~Lady Frost: But sticking around here is not the best idea [22:15:04] ~Umber St'ro: then take them [22:15:10] ~Umber St'ro: let's get the hell out of here.... [22:15:24] • @Sprite Tan Gets our new notes from Frost and goes to cover them in some blood [22:15:39] ~Lady Frost: Quickly, let's leave [22:15:45] ~RM: "This works pretty well, most of the notes are still readable." [22:16:04] @Leo Atlas: (Yay.) [22:16:14] • @Sprite Tan leaves the notes in a conspicuous location where they'll be easy to see [22:16:23] @Sprite Tan: Okay, we're goof [22:16:29] @Sprite Tan: (*good) [22:16:36] ~Lady Frost: (we're goff?) [22:16:42] ~Umber St'ro: take the other notes somebody [22:16:42] • ~Lady Frost (puts on black lipstick) [22:16:43] ~RM: (We're goffers.) [22:16:51] ~Lady Frost: (not it) [22:17:06] • @Sprite Tan shakes the other notes [22:17:15] @Sprite Tan: I already have them. [22:17:19] ~Umber St'ro: alright [22:17:21] • ~Umber St'ro leaves [22:17:23] ~Lady Frost: Then let us make our escape [22:17:26] • ~Lady Frost follows [22:17:27] @Leo Atlas: Conceal them Sprite [22:17:38] • @Leo Atlas leaves as well [22:17:48] • @Sprite Tan hides the bloody notes in her nice clean bag as she leaves [22:18:41] ~RM: "The party leaves just as the Umber Guards arrive on scene. A little more dicking around would've been the end of them. They are now near the city gate, leave the city?" [22:18:53] ~Lady Frost: (YES) [22:19:05] ~Lady Frost: (also where's my manservice?) [22:19:06] @Leo Atlas: (I wanna stab Marx :<) [22:19:17] ~Umber St'ro: a dead witness is no witness [22:19:19] ~RM: (It's coming.) [22:19:27] ~Lady Frost: (DON'T YOU DARE WE DID THIS TO AVOID A BOSS FIGHT) [22:19:30] ~Umber St'ro: so marx will probably weasel out of it [22:19:41] • ~Lady Frost sighs [22:19:51] @Leo Atlas: Indeed. [22:19:54] ~Lady Frost: How unfortunate. [22:20:00] @Leo Atlas: Anyway, were we leaving? [22:20:10] ~Lady Frost: Yes, let's. [22:20:53] @Leo Atlas: (Quest Complete! Rewards gotten: Abso-fucking-lutely nothing!) [22:20:55] ~Umber St'ro: alright let's go [22:20:59] ~RM: (Hold up.) [22:21:18] @Sprite Tan: (We got intel maybe) [22:22:16] @Leo Atlas: (Oh true) [22:22:27] ~RM: "On the way past the city gate, there is an usual site. Marx, seemingly asleep, is sitting in the city entrance, leaning against the excity gate. When the party approaches, he waves gently. He doesn't seem hostile for now." [22:22:46] • ~Lady Frost gives him a cold glare [22:22:47] • @Sprite Tan waves back and continues walking [22:23:05] • ~Lady Frost continues walking with an obvious angry look on her face [22:23:08] ~Umber St'ro: bye marx~ [22:23:13] • @Leo Atlas ignores him [22:23:17] ~RM: Bye, guys. See you around, maybe. [22:23:23] ~RM: *He said that [22:23:24] • ~Lady Frost grumbles and stomps ahead of the group [22:23:42] ~Lady Frost: That man [22:23:50] ~Lady Frost: Who does he think he is? [22:24:14] ~Lady Frost: (x3) [22:24:16] @Leo Atlas: He thinks he's a man with power. He thinks he cna do what he wants by threatening anyone with a chance to change anything. [22:24:23] @Sprite Tan: Basically. [22:24:29] ~RM: (And, judging by the results, he is.) [22:24:36] ~Lady Frost: hmph [22:24:46] @Leo Atlas: (I blame frost) [22:24:46] ~Umber St'ro: you guys wanna go back or something? [22:24:54] • ~Lady Frost looks over her shoulder for a second [22:24:59] ~Lady Frost: N-no! [22:25:02] ~Lady Frost: Absolutely not! [22:25:02] ~Umber St'ro: (forlornly) [22:25:02] @Sprite Tan: Um, no. [22:25:14] @Sprite Tan: Do you want one of us to maybe die? [22:25:17] ~Umber St'ro: Leo can take him [22:25:27] ~Lady Frost: Do not be ridiculous [22:25:33] @Sprite Tan: He must be able to, to suggest something like that. [22:25:34] @Leo Atlas: I haven't seen him fight, I'm not so sure. [22:25:35] ~Lady Frost: We are leaving now! [22:25:44] • ~Umber St'ro leaves now [22:25:51] @Leo Atlas: (Heads up, I have to eat dinner in 10 minutes, but it will be fast) [22:25:52] ~Lady Frost: (>:3) [22:25:55] • @Sprite Tan grabs Leo and drags him along as she leves [22:26:02] ~Umber St'ro: (if you fast you can't eat dinner) [22:26:05] • ~Lady Frost was already leaving [22:26:13] @Leo Atlas: (What?) [22:26:22] • @Leo Atlas shakes off tan, then follows [22:26:30] ~Umber St'ro: (fasting means you can't eat, so you'll have to skip dinner) [22:26:37] ~RM: "The party left *NOW*, and is now outside the city gates, adding St'ro's hometown to the list of places you can't go back to within reason. Where to now?" [22:26:57] ~Lady Frost: (just a sec) [22:26:58] @Sprite Tan: So, anyone have anywhere they want to hate us next? [22:27:04] • ~Lady Frost pulls out map [22:27:12] ~Umber St'ro: let's read the notes first frost. [22:27:16] ~RM: (I can literally not think of a worse group of heroes. Like, seriously.) [22:27:19] @Leo Atlas: (The only place is the desert. I vote we go back, beat the shit out of Marx and actually have a sanctuary somewhere) [22:27:40] ~Umber St'ro: (tundra town is a sanctuary) [22:27:51] @Sprite Tan: Huh, maybe we can try playing with Frost's map> [22:27:51] ~RM: (You can go get some Ice Burgers.) [22:28:03] @Sprite Tan: There has to be other towns around. [22:28:13] ~Umber St'ro: tan, can you read? [22:28:17] ~Lady Frost: (hey, fak u queenface) [22:28:18] @Leo Atlas: (But that's way to far away. Plus we might get cool stuff From Marx's boss loot) [22:28:20] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, I can read. [22:28:29] • @Sprite Tan pulls out the notes and examines them [22:28:38] ~Lady Frost: (leo just give it up already) [22:28:39] ~RM: "Nothing but White Sand appears magically on the map. Seems to be fizziling do to Frost's emotional state." [22:28:49] ~RM: *due [22:28:52] ~Umber St'ro: (wow we're so in sync we finish eachothers...) [22:28:55] • ~Lady Frost (flips off the rm) [22:28:59] @Leo Atlas: (No. It's the one reasonable option. Plus I hate being a terrible hero) [22:29:21] @Sprite Tan: (um, yeah, so we should go die) [22:29:34] @Sprite Tan: (heroic sacrifices yay) [22:29:35] ~Lady Frost: (leo i didn't pull all those risk so we could die XD) [22:29:40] @Leo Atlas: (I mean we could thirst to death i nthe desert) [22:29:52] ~Umber St'ro: (leo is the only tough character that isn't going to be distracted by Marx's hot bod) [22:29:56] @Sprite Tan: (Tan can suggest visiting her hometown i guess) [22:29:58] ~RM: "The notes were clearly NOT written by the Elder Hulk, and are detailing his plans to surrender to Marx the following morning and his suspicion that St'ro meant to murder him." [22:30:10] ~Lady Frost: (BOOM BITCHES) [22:30:14] @Sprite Tan: Holy shit, we are awesome. [22:30:14] ~Lady Frost: (Who was right?) [22:30:22] ~Lady Frost: You mean I am, right? [22:30:53] ~Lady Frost: (XP) [22:30:54] @Leo Atlas: That was quite unexpected. [22:31:03] @Leo Atlas: (I guess we go die in a desert then) [22:31:21] ~Lady Frost: There will likely be a major conflict in the facility after our notes are found [22:31:42] ~Lady Frost: Hopefully news of the results will reach us at some point [22:32:10] ~RM: (You sure you guys don't wanna wheel around and be heroes?) [22:32:29] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, we should get far away from the city maybe? In case he's super pissed about us switching the notes. [22:32:36] @Leo Atlas: (I want to, but these guys can't fight or not be distracted by Marx) [22:33:29] ~Lady Frost: Yeah...he's obvious going to know it was us since he wrote them [22:33:33] ~Lady Frost: obviously* [22:33:41] @Sprite Tan: So, we abscond? [22:34:01] • ~Umber St'ro (figured we were walking away as we spoke) [22:34:15] ~RM: (So did I._ [22:34:16] ~RM: ) [22:35:01] @Leo Atlas: So, if I recall, there's one more town near here. [22:35:02] @Sprite Tan: Well, since the desert is just horrendous to me, we could always go to my hometown. [22:35:13] ~Lady Frost: (wowzas) [22:35:21] ~Lady Frost: Your home? Where is that? [22:35:29] ~Umber St'ro: sounds like a plan [22:36:00] @Leo Atlas: I mean, somewhere we aren't hunted would be nice. [22:36:47] ~Lady Frost: Based on what Marx said to me, that is not likely to be many places... [22:37:01] ~Lady Frost: He was able to recognize our conspicuous group fairly easily. [22:37:20] • @Sprite Tan tries to estimate where Nisloden would be in relation to here [22:37:25] • ~Umber St'ro illusions himself as a cat girl [22:37:31] ~Lady Frost: They already have some sort of intel on us. That is for certain. [22:38:11] ~RM: "Sprite wheels around in a circle, and has no idea where Nisloden is compared to here. Maybe nearish? St'ro turned himself into a talking female tabby cat. Neat." [22:38:21] ~Umber St'ro: nyan~ [22:38:25] ~Lady Frost: (._.) [22:38:28] ~Lady Frost: hmmm [22:38:29] @Sprite Tan: Um, I think my hometown is around here somehow [22:38:29] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [22:38:34] ~Lady Frost: I think I want to try something [22:38:35] ~Umber St'ro: no one will recognize me like this [22:38:40] ~Lady Frost: Tan, come here and hold my hand [22:38:48] ~RM: (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~) [22:38:49] @Sprite Tan: H-hold your hand? [22:38:53] @Sprite Tan: Why? [22:38:55] ~Lady Frost: Yes please. [22:39:00] ~Lady Frost: Just trust me, alright? [22:39:12] @Sprite Tan: Um, okay I guess. [22:39:18] • @Sprite Tan goes and hold her hand. [22:39:25] @Leo Atlas: Ah [22:39:28] ~Umber St'ro: leo [22:39:32] ~Umber St'ro: you should carry me [22:39:40] ~Umber St'ro: for I am a cat [22:39:41] • ~Lady Frost places her other hand on the Map [22:39:43] @Leo Atlas: How about no. [22:39:55] ~Lady Frost: Now please try to think about the location of Nisloden again [22:40:03] @Sprite Tan: Um okay. [22:40:08] ~Umber St'ro: how about, I carried these two whenever they needed it. [22:40:10] • ~Lady Frost concentrates [22:40:11] • @Sprite Tan thinks about home [22:40:26] ~RM: "Using the power of love, and also Tan, Frost manages to get Nisloden on the map. It's not very far away, but it appears to be over a mountain range." [22:40:27] ~Umber St'ro: come on, I'm adorable [22:40:34] • ~Umber St'ro purrs [22:40:43] ~Lady Frost: There! [22:40:52] @Leo Atlas: I also don't like being crushed by giant bugs [22:41:09] @Leo Atlas: (YAY, mountains always have bandits) [22:41:13] @Sprite Tan: Oh, wow, so that's where it is... hmmm... [22:41:13] ~Lady Frost: This is it, right? [22:41:20] ~RM: (Something you get to fix, at least.) [22:41:20] ~Umber St'ro: Illusion changes weight, I already tested that [22:41:25] ~Lady Frost: (ninja'd) [22:41:40] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, those are definitely the right mountains. [22:41:54] @Leo Atlas: (Crap. Time for dinner, brb) [22:42:01] ~Lady Frost: Well....should we try to go there? [22:42:01] @Sprite Tan: (k) [22:42:04] ~RM: (Paused for Atlas) [22:42:05] ~Lady Frost: (k) [22:42:05] @Sprite Tan: Yeah. [22:42:13] ~RM: (St'ro is a cat.) [22:42:24] ~RM: (You should all absorb this.) [22:42:31] ~Lady Frost: (are we gonna be robbed or something? -.-) [22:42:45] ~Lady Frost: (is this a village full of little bitches like you?) [22:42:47] ~RM: (Depends.) [22:43:01] ~RM: (Oh, at Nisloden? No, not all Sprites are her.) [22:44:37] ~Umber St'ro: (racist) [22:45:10] ~RM: (All Umber Hulks weren't St'ro. XD) [22:45:19] ~Lady Frost: (shhh) [22:48:27] ~RM: (Can you actually try to help some people at some point?) [22:48:39] ~RM: (This is hilarious, but not moving the plot.) [22:48:47] ~Lady Frost: (if you won't make it risk perma death sure!) [22:48:54] ~Lady Frost: (that's my opinion anyways) [22:50:10] ~RM: (I already told you it isn't likely to be perma death.) [22:50:13] ~RM: (XD_ [22:50:40] ~Lady Frost: (with him you said it was very likely) [22:51:22] ~RM: (You were likely to die, not stay dead.) [22:51:39] ~RM: (Why does everyone assume answers to questions they haven't asked? XD) [22:51:52] ~Lady Frost: >.>) [22:51:54] @Sprite Tan: (I always forget how old Tan is ) [22:52:05] ~Lady Frost: (you said 70) [22:52:09] ~Lady Frost: (I think) [22:52:24] ~RM: (87.) [22:52:32] ~Lady Frost: (I was close) [22:54:00] @Leo Atlas: (Back) [22:54:43] @Leo Atlas: (Where's trace?) [22:54:56] ~Lady Frost: (o.o) [22:55:03] ~Lady Frost: (good question) [22:55:16] ~Empress Trace: (World exploded. [22:55:17] ~Empress Trace: ) [22:55:22] ~Empress Trace: (Back.) [22:55:24] @Leo Atlas: (Ah ok.) [22:55:30] @Leo Atlas: (did you fix it?) [22:55:35] ~Empress Trace: (Yes.) [22:55:52] ~Empress Trace: (Are we going to Nickeloden?) [22:56:01] @Leo Atlas: (I suppose) [22:56:32] @Leo Atlas: (SHEA INVALID FROST) [22:56:34] ~Empress Trace: (Now that Frost knows there isn't permadeath, we could real around.) [22:56:44] ~Empress Trace: (Wheel.) [22:56:51] ~Lady Frost: (eh. I've talked about this before though) [22:57:07] ~Lady Frost: (Remember when I was gonna actually do the marx thing?) [22:57:17] ~Lady Frost: (you never really gave me a clear answer) [22:58:05] @Leo Atlas: (I've grown attached to my character. I'm the only one who would really care if he died) [22:58:19] @Leo Atlas: (Even if there isn't permadeath, it would suck if he died) [22:58:22] ~Empress Trace: (I've decided for sure there won't be perma death.) [22:58:49] @Leo Atlas: (Yay) [22:59:11] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaxVwD-HvNU ) [22:59:23] ~Umber St'ro: (we should ask the black heart if we can die, that way our characters know in character) [22:59:37] ~Lady Frost: (invalid stahp XD) [22:59:46] @Sprite Tan: (I want to go Nisloden :3) [22:59:55] ~Lady Frost: ( let's get on with it) [22:59:57] ~Empress Trace: (You could ask him.) [22:59:59] ~Empress Trace: (XD) [23:00:18] ~Lady Frost: (that's weird. We should actually be able to die in universe. Just have mister RM pull some rewinding strings XD) [23:00:19] ~Empress Trace: (Well, say it in character.) [23:00:58] ~Empress Trace: (Also, there has to be an in universe reason if there isn't permadeath.) [23:01:16] ~Lady Frost: (I don't know about that though :/) [23:01:17] ~Umber St'ro: (the black heart likes us, so he tentacle rapes our soul and it brings us back to life) [23:01:30] • @Leo Atlas pokes his shield [23:01:42] ~Empress Trace: (I do. I'm not doing anti perma death if there isn't an in universe reason for it. [23:01:44] ~Lady Frost: (I feel like our characters knowing that would basically make everything fall apart [23:01:45] ~Empress Trace: No time machine.) [23:01:56] ~Empress Trace: (It's not a freebie.) [23:02:04] ~Empress Trace: (It's not like nothing bad happens.( [23:02:32] @Leo Atlas: (There goes Frost) [23:02:51] @Leo Atlas: (Heere coems Frost) [23:02:53] ~Umber St'ro: (there he goes again) [23:02:57] ~Frost: (XP) [23:03:08] ~Umber St'ro: (~) [23:03:21] ~Frost: (I don't know. I just don't want us running around like "herp derp its ok gaiz we have extra lives!") [23:03:25] ~Empress Trace: (So yeah, you can ask the shield, it's fine. I can promise there is a price to pay so you don't become crazy and reckless.) [23:03:33] • @Sprite Tan kicks at the ground [23:03:40] ~Frost: (I don't want to ask him until someone dies) [23:03:48] ~Frost: (there's no reason to right now anyway) [23:03:49] ~Empress Trace: (I guess that's reasonable.) [23:03:56] @Leo Atlas: So Sprite, you were leading us to your hometown? [23:04:00] ~Frost: (who the Truck just randomly thinks "hey can i die?") [23:04:17] @Leo Atlas: (me) [23:04:29] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, if everyone wants to go? [23:04:38] ~Frost: I take no issue [23:04:48] ~Empress Trace: (It won't be fun and it won't be easy, so don't worry about it. You won't just pop back up.) [23:05:12] @Leo Atlas: I'm up for it. [23:05:16] @Leo Atlas: St'ro? [23:05:21] ~Umber St'ro: yes [23:05:22] ~Umber St'ro: go [23:05:27] @Sprite Tan: Okay, then... [23:05:39] • @Sprite Tan takes another look at the map and then leads the way [23:05:52] ~Frost: (hang on a sec) [23:06:15] @Sprite Tan: (hi ori) [23:06:29] @Leo Atlas: (Can Ori be our White mage?) [23:06:38] ~Frost: (back) [23:07:01] ~Empress Trace: "And so the party went to the mountains that lead to Nisloden. On the mountain path that leads to Nisloden, magical beasts and creatures of all sorts are known to appears. We find our party at the maw of this legendary pass. Yikes." [23:07:10] ~Empress Trace: *appear [23:07:11] ~Frost: (fak) [23:07:26] @Leo Atlas: (Well shit. Anyone wanna go back to hatching facility #4?) [23:07:44] • ~Empress Trace (turns his Nas around) [23:07:44] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah, this is definitely the pass. [23:07:46] • ~Umber St'ro untransforms [23:07:55] ~Umber St'ro: those things look like they'd like to eat a kitten [23:07:56] ~Frost: (I dunno gnome. I like ori and all, but he's a busy man. And we already have to wait long enough to do this shit as it is XD) [23:08:13] ~Frost: What kind of mountain range is this?! [23:08:28] @Leo Atlas: (That's true. We desperately need one though. We're just asking to die, as we are.) [23:08:51] @Sprite Tan: Just the Shariyn range, it's... not the worst thing ever. [23:08:55] @Leo Atlas: Hmmm, it looks not fun at all. [23:08:57] @Leo Atlas: Like [23:09:00] ~Frost: (true. But we wouldn't just meet him here. Well I don't think we would anyways) [23:09:21] @Leo Atlas: I imagine 18 of the things that attacked us in that one magical cave thing to jump out at us. [23:09:28] ~Frost: ...were you able to make it through here on your own. Tan? [23:09:29] @Sprite Tan: It's not even the bad season right now. [23:09:45] ~Umber St'ro: (ori can just be Characters of the day?) [23:09:50] @Leo Atlas: (YES) [23:10:01] ~Frost: (how the Truck is that gonna work? XD) [23:10:08] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah, I made it through in one piece. [23:10:19] ~Umber St'ro: (he can be a mountain guide) [23:10:30] ~Frost: Well, if you could by yourself, all of us together should have little trouble....I hope. [23:10:50] @Leo Atlas: Well, let's go then. [23:11:03] • @Leo Atlas shoulders his bag and prepares to move forward [23:11:08] ~Frost: (does he even want to do this?! XD) [23:11:15] ~Frost: (now would be the time to discuss this guys) [23:11:19] ~Frost: (we're kinda walking in) [23:11:23] ~Empress Trace: (He's obviously afk.) [23:11:24] • @Sprite Tan skips after Leo [23:11:33] • ~Frost (shrugs) [23:11:43] ~Frost: Strides in after Tan [23:11:50] • ~Umber St'ro follows... gleefully [23:11:51] ~Frost: /me* [23:11:55] ~Frost: (fak) [23:12:37] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bshZ_gHxaCc ) [23:12:53] • @Leo Atlas enters the pass, and draws his sword [23:13:03] ~Empress Trace: "Our party entered the pass as if they were off to see the wizard, and was forced to stop reasonably far into it when they noticed a very unhappy and semi adorable group of harpies perched along the cave walls. What do?" [23:13:23] • @Sprite Tan equips brass knuckles [23:13:42] @Leo Atlas: Harpies don't like fire, right? [23:13:48] • @Leo Atlas looks at Frost [23:13:56] ~Umber St'ro: they love it, it gets them hot [23:14:05] • @Sprite Tan tries to remember how the harpies were when she came through last [23:14:08] ~Frost: (flying 2x electric lawl) [23:14:12] • ~Umber St'ro drips sarcasm [23:14:21] ~Frost: Well, could we try to slip through without being noticed? [23:14:37] ~Umber St'ro: we could ask tan what to do since she's been here and all [23:14:39] @Sprite Tan: Hmm... [23:14:49] ~Empress Trace: "Sprite remembers that they were birds, and that she definitely murdered several on her way in there. That's about all." [23:15:01] ~Frost: (great XD) [23:15:05] @Sprite Tan: Um, I definitely killed some before. [23:15:14] @Sprite Tan: And they flew. [23:15:21] ~Frost: ....that much seems obvious [23:15:22] • ~Umber St'ro tries to ascertain whether the bird ladies saw them [23:15:26] @Leo Atlas: So [23:15:36] @Leo Atlas: We should be able to fight them in small groups [23:15:53] ~Frost: So we have to fight then? [23:15:54] • ~Frost sighs [23:16:04] ~Empress Trace: "St'ro can see, with his amazing bug eyes, that the harpies have not noticed them yet. They are rather riled, however, and they seem to know that someone is SOMEWHERE, just not where." [23:16:25] @Sprite Tan: Ah, I hope they aren't too mad at me for killing their families... [23:16:35] @Sprite Tan: Or that they don't remember me. [23:16:38] ~Frost: Well, as I said before [23:16:38] ~Empress Trace: "There are six lovely ladies. Not counting Frost or Tan, of course." [23:16:52] ~Frost: If Tan can handle this by herself, we should all have no problems [23:16:58] @Leo Atlas: We don't have to, but stealth isn't our strong suit [23:17:02] ~Frost: (right RM, e.e?) [23:17:24] ~Frost: It's worth a try. Worst case scenario we have to fight them anyway [23:17:26] ~Empress Trace: (She had legs and a lung then.) [23:17:40] ~Frost: (oh yeah cuz that made her better than all of us combined) [23:17:40] @Leo Atlas: (Wha about the rest of us?) [23:17:42] ~Umber St'ro: after we try to get them to join our travelling band of course [23:17:54] @Sprite Tan: (obviously i had beginners luck amongst adventurers) [23:18:02] @Sprite Tan: Well, we can try that. [23:18:12] ~Frost: Don't be foolish [23:18:13] ~Frost: Wait do you really think that would even work? [23:18:24] @Sprite Tan: May as well try. [23:18:25] ~Umber St'ro: maybe, it's always worth a try [23:18:29] ~Empress Trace: (#YOLO) [23:18:37] ~Frost: This seems ridiculous.... [23:18:40] @Leo Atlas: This is ridiculous [23:18:49] • ~Umber St'ro uses his amazing bug eyes to try to find the sneakiest path [23:18:53] ~Frost: (#common sense) [23:18:53] @Sprite Tan: Hey, if he fucks up we kill them. [23:18:54] ~Empress Trace: (#Youlivemorethanonce, #Freo) [23:19:05] @Leo Atlas: (GDI trace XD) [23:19:05] ~Frost: (#NOTP) [23:19:26] @Leo Atlas: True. Well, let's get on with it. [23:19:36] ~Empress Trace: "Umber St'ro horrible, crappy bug eyes can't see shit in terms of mountain paths." [23:19:55] @Leo Atlas: (...) [23:19:58] ~Frost: (but they're great for seeing mythical flying beasts!) [23:20:08] ~Empress Trace: (I am a dice slave.) [23:20:18] @Leo Atlas: (Truck it, I should try) [23:20:31] • @Sprite Tan tries to remember what would be past the harpies territory [23:20:51] ~Frost: (this whole thing is going to be a big game of memory) [23:20:59] @Sprite Tan: (yep) [23:21:28] ~Empress Trace: "Past the harpy's territory is a fork that goes to Nisloden, or to the nest of happy DeathSpikeDragons." [23:21:29] • @Leo Atlas tries to discern a mountain path [23:21:54] • ~Frost tries to use her map [23:22:07] • @Sprite Tan bothers Frost [23:22:08] ~Umber St'ro: (and find a sneaky path*) [23:22:17] @Leo Atlas: (^) [23:22:46] ~Empress Trace: "Leo Atlas finds a rather easily navigatable path that may provide some cover from the harpies. Frost's map shows the same path, with slightly more Tan in front of the map." [23:22:56] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [23:23:15] ~Frost: (-.-) [23:23:21] ~Frost: Well...shall we proceed? [23:23:23] @Sprite Tan: ( ) [23:23:28] @Sprite Tan: Yeah! [23:23:34] @Leo Atlas: Indeed [23:23:37] • ~Frost sneakily leads the way [23:23:41] • @Leo Atlas (High fives Shea) [23:23:46] • @Sprite Tan tiptoes after [23:23:54] • @Leo Atlas stealthily follows [23:24:00] • @Sprite Tan (also high fives leo) [23:25:09] ~Empress Trace: "The party attempts to proceed through the mountain pass. Suddenly, Sprite kicks a pebble off the side of the path, which knocks loudly at the rocks below. Recognizing Sprite easily, the harpies screech and swoop around the party. They are upset." [23:25:23] ~Frost: (GFDI SHEA) [23:25:28] @Sprite Tan: Um, Truck. [23:25:35] • @Sprite Tan dives for cover [23:25:37] @Leo Atlas: Frost, magic them! [23:25:40] • ~Frost jumps back for cover behind the party like mages do [23:25:43] ~Frost: Ummm.... [23:25:47] ~Umber St'ro: Hello ladies [23:25:51] ~Empress Trace: (Can I get a t-shirt with that, too?) [23:25:56] ~Umber St'ro: We were just out recruiting for our new band [23:26:04] ~Umber St'ro: 1000 Degrees of Harpies! [23:26:09] ~Frost: (stop being fucking stupid for 5 minutes XD) [23:26:11] @Leo Atlas: (What.) [23:26:18] • ~Frost casts a lighting spell at the harpies [23:26:30] • @Leo Atlas holds up his shield at the harpies [23:26:43] ~Umber St'ro: as you can see, lady frost here is in charge of special effects [23:26:47] ~Frost: (I hope one of us typos herpies during this battle) [23:26:49] ~Umber St'ro: we're a very professional crew here. [23:27:02] • @Sprite Tan gets ready to punch a Butch from Team Rocket if they get too close [23:27:09] @Leo Atlas: (I'll do it intentionally if it will make you feel better) [23:27:19] ~Frost: (that won't. It needs to be real yo) [23:27:20] ~Umber St'ro: leo, play them some sax [23:27:43] ~Frost: (patiently awaits dice roll) [23:27:50] @Leo Atlas: (Trace are they swooping at us screeching, or what?) [23:28:00] ~Frost: (did I set them and forget them?) [23:28:02] ~Empress Trace: "Just as the harpies were about to learn the true meaning of love through St'ro's clear horseshit, Frost kills two of them with lightning. One responds by swooping, talons out, towards Frost." [23:28:12] ~Frost: (oshit) [23:28:20] ~Frost: H-Hey! [23:28:21] • @Sprite Tan dives at Frost to knock her over [23:28:27] ~Frost: oof! [23:28:34] • @Leo Atlas blocks the harpy with his shield [23:28:49] • @Sprite Tan rolls off Frost [23:29:01] ~Frost: (@.@) [23:29:06] • @Leo Atlas slashes at her/it [23:29:09] • ~Frost (has anime spirally eyes) [23:29:32] ~Empress Trace: "Sprite knocks Frost away just in the nick of time, meanwhile, one of the harpies steals Leo's shield and gets away scot free. It's still around, but it has your shield. CRITICAL Truck." [23:29:35] • ~Umber St'ro throws a rock at a harpie (and says "Rock is super effective against flying!) [23:29:49] • ~Frost rises to her feet and dusts self off [23:29:55] • @Sprite Tan looks around for rocks to throw as well [23:29:58] ~Frost: ouch.. [23:29:58] @Leo Atlas: (Goddammit. Dice dun like me this time) [23:30:02] • ~Frost sighs [23:30:05] ~Frost: Why you...! [23:30:11] • ~Frost aims another lightning strike [23:30:25] ~Frost: Oh wait! [23:30:27] • ~Frost pauses [23:30:30] ~Frost: The shield.... [23:30:31] ~Empress Trace: "St'ro's rock is not very effective, Sprite's knocks one harpy, the nonshield kind, in front of Leo." [23:30:49] • @Leo Atlas stabs the harpy in front of him [23:30:54] • ~Frost Targets a harpies without the shield instead [23:31:00] ~Frost: harpie* [23:31:13] • @Sprite Tan points at the harpy holding the shield [23:31:18] @Sprite Tan: Hey! Air slut! [23:31:58] ~Empress Trace: "Leo gets harpy blood all over him, which is great fun at parties. Frost misses, getting back to her roots. Tan has attracted the attention of the two nonshield harpies, who now want to gouge her eyes out. And are trying to." [23:31:58] • ~Umber St'ro illusions a rock into a terrifying rock dragon the size of 5 harpy ladies [23:32:08] ~Frost: ugh.... [23:32:11] @Sprite Tan: Not you ladiiiies! [23:32:14] • ~Frost tries again or something [23:32:18] • @Sprite Tan dives out of the way [23:32:31] ~Empress Trace: "The rock is about 3 inches tall and adorable." [23:32:43] • ~Umber St'ro names it Percy [23:33:05] • ~Umber St'ro attempts the same thing on another rock [23:33:20] • @Leo Atlas tries to slash the harpies lunging at Tan [23:33:54] • @Sprite Tan attempt to grab a Butch from Team Rocket and pull them to the ground [23:34:07] ~Empress Trace: "Sprite takes a talon to her right eye, cause holy Truck that roll was low. Frost kills two harpies with her much improved accuracy, and with great skill, St'ro makes a giant rock dragon named Percy Jr., which scares the remaining harpy into dropping the shield and getting the Truck out. CRITICAL BLUFF MAGIC." [23:34:15] @Sprite Tan: (oh Truck me) [23:34:27] @Sprite Tan: (every fucking-) [23:34:28] ~Frost: (gdi shea) [23:34:36] @Sprite Tan: (My mom is gonn abe mad at me) [23:34:47] ~Frost: Tan! [23:34:48] • @Leo Atlas runs over to tan and takes out his first aid kit [23:34:59] @Sprite Tan: Truck! Fuckity Truck! [23:34:59] @Leo Atlas: (remembered I have this.) [23:35:14] ~Frost: (metal legged pirate sprite) [23:35:32] @Leo Atlas: (Yarr) [23:35:46] • @Leo Atlas does what he can to treat Tan's wound [23:35:56] ~Umber St'ro: YES PERCY JR IS AWESOME! WHY DOES SPRITE TAN KEEP DYING!! [23:36:00] @Sprite Tan: Truck, my mom is gonna be sooooo pissed this sucks. [23:36:26] ~Frost: .....I know it's probably hard to tell...But do you think you can see? [23:36:28] ~Umber St'ro: Percy, use your healing magic to fix her eye [23:36:38] • @Sprite Tan tries not to move as Leo fiddles with her injury [23:36:48] ~Frost: St'ro, please cease your foolishness for at least a moment! She is seriously hurt! [23:37:02] @Sprite Tan: Not as seriously hurt as I've been... [23:37:20] @Leo Atlas: Both of you, quiet! [23:37:23] @Sprite Tan: You know, I never used to get this hurt. [23:37:26] @Leo Atlas: Tan, thank you for not moving [23:37:34] ~Frost: (Yes mommy) [23:37:40] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [23:37:47] ~Empress Trace: "Leo, with his marginal first aid skills, cannot remove the eye, but does manage to clean some of the wound and wraps the wound with a bandage." [23:38:00] ~Frost: (cannot remove the eye?!) [23:38:10] @Sprite Tan: (the remains of the eye) [23:38:16] @Sprite Tan: (dude it's fucked) [23:38:19] ~Frost: (oshit she one eyed) [23:38:20] ~Empress Trace: (The one that isn't working anymore? She shouldn't have that.) [23:38:25] ~Empress Trace: (It's fucking cat food.) [23:38:37] @Leo Atlas: (She needs an eyepatch now) [23:38:45] @Sprite Tan: (I'm a pirate argh) [23:38:55] • ~Frost pulls out her alchemy recipe book and quickly skims it for healing potions that may help [23:39:53] ~Empress Trace: "Frost finds a rather interesting looking salve she can make quickly with some of her ingredients. It will probably put her eye bits back into place, but it may not restore her sight." [23:40:13] ~Frost: Alright, I might have something that can help [23:40:25] @Sprite Tan: Oh? [23:40:31] ~Frost: Someone please get a fire ready while I prepare [23:40:35] @Sprite Tan: Something in your, uh book? [23:40:55] • ~Frost gathers her ingredients from the bag and prepares the necessary tools [23:41:12] • ~Umber St'ro tries to get a fire ready [23:41:15] • @Leo Atlas goes to gather materials for a fire [23:41:20] @Leo Atlas: St'ro [23:41:39] @Leo Atlas: I have a flint and steel [23:41:51] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnWmL6cEAJY ) [23:42:13] ~Empress Trace: (You, sir, have good taste.) [23:42:14] @Leo Atlas: Get some dead grass or something [23:42:22] • ~Umber St'ro was already doing that [23:42:36] @Leo Atlas: (I approve Frost) [23:42:39] • @Sprite Tan pulls out the old flowers from her bag [23:42:40] ~Empress Trace: "Umber St'ro is a good bug man and finds some dried grass and twigs." [23:42:40] @Leo Atlas: (Good timing) [23:42:45] @Sprite Tan: these should light too. [23:43:06] • ~Frost starts working on the ingredients [23:43:15] • @Leo Atlas arranges the twigs into a pile [23:43:23] • @Leo Atlas thne lights them with his flint and steel [23:43:28] @Sprite Tan: (Trauma center hahahaha) [23:44:08] ~Empress Trace: "Leo Atlas builds a fire successfully, making it fully possibly for Frost to brew this salve." [23:44:18] ~Frost: Perfect! [23:44:23] • @Sprite Tan fidgets [23:44:24] ~Frost: ...almost done with these [23:44:25] @Leo Atlas: You're welcome [23:44:33] • ~Frost gets some more stuff together [23:44:36] @Leo Atlas: (First time I've been useful) [23:44:45] @Sprite Tan: Leo you picked up your shield before right? [23:44:52] ~Frost: (you saved an entire city) [23:45:03] ~Frost: (by killing your girlfriend) [23:45:21] • ~Frost gathers everything into a pot and sets over the fire [23:45:43] • @Leo Atlas gets his shield [23:46:09] ~Empress Trace: "Frost got her shit together and is ready to cook. Can she do it better than Mama? Yes, in fact, she can. Within a few minutes the mixture thickens and Frost is ready to serve salve!" [23:46:10] • @Sprite Tan gives Leo a thumbs up [23:46:21] ~Frost: Yes! [23:46:46] ~Frost: Alright, it's time to apply it. [23:46:50] ~Frost: Are you ready Tan? [23:46:54] @Sprite Tan: Isn't it hot? [23:47:04] ~Frost: (he saaid ready to salve >.>) [23:47:17] @Sprite Tan: (fiiiiiine) [23:47:22] ~Frost: Only lukewarm [23:47:27] ~Frost: It should not be an issue [23:47:39] @Sprite Tan: Alright... [23:47:49] • @Sprite Tan tries to hold still for Frost [23:47:56] • @Leo Atlas is tempted to play his sax, but decides against it, for fear of attracting more harpies [23:48:00] • ~Frost carefully undoes her bandaging [23:48:09] ~Empress Trace: "Not pretty in there." [23:48:29] • ~Frost gathers some salve and applies it to the wound. [23:49:46] • @Leo Atlas waits in anticipation [23:50:00] ~Empress Trace: "The wound is magically regenerating eye tissue, and soon a fully formed eyeball is born. However, the milky gray film in her eye tells the story pretty clearly: Tan is now blind in her right eye." [23:50:15] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weyNLfWLni4 ) [23:50:35] @Sprite Tan: Ah, that felt weird, really reeally weird [23:50:48] ~Frost: So....can you see out of it? [23:50:59] @Sprite Tan: No... [23:51:02] ~Frost: (I'm not optometrist XP) [23:51:05] ~Frost: Oh..... [23:51:10] ~Frost: I'm so sorry... [23:51:27] ~Frost: I guess it wasn't enough after all. [23:51:32] ~Umber St'ro: Tan has really been through too much [23:51:39] @Sprite Tan: Hey, at least it isn't gross or anything anymore, or hurting. much better! [23:51:45] ~Umber St'ro: we should ask the black heart if there's some way to fix her eye, and legs [23:51:48] ~Empress Trace: (Tune in next week when tan has no arms.) [23:51:48] • @Leo Atlas holds his head in his hands [23:51:49] • ~Frost looks downtrodden [23:52:20] @Sprite Tan: Uh, you can ask the Black Heart if you want I suppose. [23:52:22] ~Frost: Well... we might as well save the rest of this medicine. [23:52:28] @Sprite Tan: It won't hurt. [23:52:35] • ~Frost places the remaining salve into a container [23:52:35] • @Leo Atlas taps his shield [23:52:41] @Leo Atlas: Black Heart [23:52:59] ~Frost: (can i make more stuff while they're busy?) [23:53:04] @Leo Atlas: (Go for it) [23:53:13] ~Empress Trace: " 'Poy. What is it, Leo Atlas?' " [23:53:23] ~Empress Trace: (Go ahead, idc. XD) [23:53:32] • ~Frost reads through the book to find another recipe [23:53:47] ~Frost: (cooking with Frost!) [23:54:12] @Leo Atlas: Is there some way to repair Tan's eye, so she can see again? [23:54:39] ~Empress Trace: "Frost, flipping through her book, finds a recipe for burn ointment, monster repellent, and lighting resist serum." [23:54:53] ~Frost: Oh? This looks interesting [23:54:59] ~Umber St'ro: (ooooohhhhh~~~~ serum~) [23:55:02] • ~Frost attempts to montage through monster repellent [23:55:03] • @Sprite Tan goes to stand by Leo [23:55:20] @Leo Atlas: (lighting resist? That sounds useful, because of all the light bulbs we've been attacked by) [23:56:04] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDz32ssxW5o ) [23:56:09] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. Yes, likely. What exactly are you willing to do for that to happen? There are many ways, but few are pleasant. For example, if one of you was of similar blood, well, that would work.' Frost montages through monster repellent." [23:56:44] • ~Frost also tries to montage through the other 2 cuz why not [23:56:44] @Leo Atlas: Unfortunately, none of us are Sprites. I think. [23:57:12] ~Umber St'ro: we should check the harpies [23:57:16] ~Empress Trace: "Frost makes mama sad by failing the other two potions." [23:57:25] ~Frost: (:<) [23:57:33] @Sprite Tan: Um, if they see differently then us it would just Truck me up. [23:57:33] @Leo Atlas: Do that then St'ro [23:57:50] ~Frost: You mean their bodies? [23:57:55] ~Frost: For traces of her blood? [23:57:56] ~Umber St'ro: ask the shield if they'll work [23:58:22] @Leo Atlas: Could we use the Harpies' eyes? [23:58:35] • ~Frost stores what she could make and puts everything away [23:58:36] • ~Frost also puts out the fire [23:58:48] ~Frost: (only you can prevent mountain fires) [23:58:53] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. Yes, I believe that would work, the fey races have always had a similar bond. Which of you is a surgeon?' [23:59:04] ~Frost: Oh.... [23:59:10] @Leo Atlas: Nope. [23:59:22] ~Frost: Is there a doctor in your home village? [23:59:31] ~Umber St'ro: but could we use the salve to keep the harpy's eye intact until we get to town right? [23:59:37] • @Sprite Tan tries to remember [23:59:42] ~Umber St'ro: maybe we can find a surgeon [23:59:43] ~Frost: We could just keep it in the body. [23:59:48] ~Frost: Kill one and drag it back with us [23:59:55] ~Frost: There is no need to complicate things. [23:59:58] @Leo Atlas: I suppose you want to carry a corpse into a village [00:00:03] ~Empress Trace: "There is, in fact, a doctor there." [00:00:10] ~Umber St'ro: I didn't mean we should take it out of the body, I meant it will rot while in the body [00:00:23] ~Frost: Well, if either of you know how to surgically remove an eye without damaging it, be my guest [00:00:42] ~Frost: While you're at it why don't you do the transplant too? [00:00:47] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. Please, drag corpses around small woodland hamlets. That would definitely entertain me for a few moments.' [00:01:13] • @Leo Atlas glares at his shield [00:01:16] ~Umber St'ro: well, let's just chop the head off and put in in a bag [00:01:19] @Sprite Tan: There is a doctor... [00:01:32] ~Frost: Compromise. I like it. [00:01:46] ~Frost: Do you think there are any Bodies left in tact? [00:01:49] @Sprite Tan: Not my bag I hope. [00:01:55] @Leo Atlas: In Frost's [00:01:57] @Leo Atlas: Because magic [00:01:57] ~Frost: (I killed all of them didn't it? The ones that didn't escape) [00:02:01] ~Frost: Absolutely not! [00:02:03] @Leo Atlas: (I killed 3) [00:02:05] ~Umber St'ro: no not in frost's [00:02:07] ~Frost: It will get blood all over everything! [00:02:11] ~Umber St'ro: it will suck it apart or something [00:02:12] ~Umber St'ro: no ari [00:02:14] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. I also like it. Just enough silly to be interesting. Oh, but you should probably hurry up with that. The eye will decompose quickly.' [00:02:16] ~Umber St'ro: (air*) [00:02:30] ~Frost: Can I use the slave to help preserve it, like St'ro said? [00:02:34] @Sprite Tan: I can go with out an eye for now, right? [00:02:46] ~Frost: Tan, we want to help you [00:02:59] ~Frost: You have suffered so much on this journey. If we can do something, we will! [00:03:01] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. Likely. The salve is for restoring tissue, this should work.' [00:03:10] ~Frost: Perfect! [00:03:19] ~Frost: Then let us look for a Harpies corpse. [00:03:27] ~Frost: Harpie's* [00:03:35] • ~Umber St'ro looks for a suitable harpy [00:03:42] • @Leo Atlas does as well [00:03:48] ~Empress Trace: "The corpse that Leo Atlas slew seems to still have some eye left in it. And isn't charred." [00:03:57] ~Frost: (hehehehe) [00:04:00] • @Sprite Tan pokes at the Black Heart shield. [00:04:12] @Leo Atlas: That one still has an eye. [00:04:19] @Sprite Tan: Hey, don't harpies see totally different? [00:04:26] ~Umber St'ro: let's hurry the hell up then [00:04:32] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, get the salve ready [00:04:37] ~Umber St'ro: and leo, chop its head off [00:04:38] @Leo Atlas: (Who has the highest dexterity?) [00:04:46] @Leo Atlas: (Or that) [00:04:50] ~Frost: (that reminds me. We need to do the stat charts XD) [00:04:51] ~Umber St'ro: (not tan, she has one eye) [00:05:01] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah, I figured) [00:05:11] • ~Frost readies the salve [00:05:14] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. Harpies have much different sight than Sprites, it's true. Beyond that, I've never been one.' [00:05:16] @Leo Atlas: (We do need stat Charts) (Empress Trace was forcibly renamed to RM by Frost.) [00:05:26] ~Frost: (w00t) [00:05:32] @Leo Atlas: Oh. So it won't work well. [00:05:43] ~Umber St'ro: oh my god leo, chop the fucking head off [00:05:47] @Sprite Tan: I was thinking that earlier [00:05:47] ~RM: 'I don't believe I said that. I just said it will be different.' [00:05:58] • @Leo Atlas slices the harpies head off [00:06:07] @Sprite Tan: I would just end up with a headache from the different eyesight... [00:06:11] ~RM: "Leo Atas sliced the harpies head off." [00:06:16] @Leo Atlas: So who gets to carry it? [00:06:20] • ~Frost winces and rubs some salve on its eyes [00:06:21] ~Umber St'ro: frost, we need 3 CCs of salve stat [00:06:25] @Leo Atlas: (Nose goes) [00:06:30] • @Leo Atlas (touches his nose) [00:06:32] @Sprite Tan: I suppose I could just wear an eyepatch on one eye at a time to remedy that though. [00:06:40] ~Frost: (not me bitches. I just had to do THAT) [00:06:40] ~RM: 'Poy. I'd recommend that.' [00:06:43] ~Umber St'ro: I'll carry it [00:06:59] • ~Frost tries to suppress vomit [00:07:14] • @Leo Atlas hands the severed head to St'ro [00:07:18] @Sprite Tan: It could be useful too. Oh yeah, and do you have any cool ancient knowledge about Nisloden? [00:07:24] • ~Umber St'ro gives his documents to frost [00:07:28] ~Umber St'ro: I'm trusting you with these [00:07:44] • ~Frost places them in her bag [00:07:47] • ~Umber St'ro puts the head in his document bag [00:07:50] @Leo Atlas: Can we stop talking to this thing? [00:07:57] ~Umber St'ro: tan, lead the way [00:08:05] ~Frost: Can we please continue? We must hurry! [00:08:19] @Sprite Tan: Okay, okay. [00:08:31] ~RM: 'Poy. Nisloden used to be a wood full of dark fey, if I remember the correct location. Apparently, I should say little more. Poy.' [00:08:43] • @Sprite Tan gets up and starts leading the way with her newly acquired depth perception [00:08:52] ~Frost: (XD) [00:08:55] • ~Frost follows [00:09:11] • ~Umber St'ro follows [00:09:25] • @Leo Atlas follows, watching for cliffs [00:09:28] • @Sprite Tan mutters to self [00:09:29] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah, um, which way is it that doesn't lead to death by dragons... [00:10:02] ~Umber St'ro: (can we montage with a roll, that would be swell) [00:10:07] @Sprite Tan: (yeah) [00:11:00] ~RM: "The group follows Tan to the lovely hamlet of Nisloden. It's basically the Shire, if you've seen the Lord of the Rings. Children flock around Sprite in joy as the group heads to the doctor. They are in his little hill home." [00:11:34] @Leo Atlas: (Yay.) [00:12:10] @Leo Atlas: Well, at least we have some time to rest, after everything [00:12:11] ~Umber St'ro: Doc, we need to fix here eye, we have a... donor in this bag, she's a harpy, she was directly involved in taking the eye out. [00:12:24] @Sprite Tan: Hi Doc. [00:12:45] ~Frost: Will you be able to perform the procedure? [00:13:04] • ~Umber St'ro shows the harpy in the bag [00:13:19] ~RM: "The doctor nods calmly, and responds with 'Welcome home, Tan. This is a new surgery to me, but then, most things involving Tan are new to me. I can at least try it, it'll probably work out.' " [00:13:33] ~Frost: (welp) [00:14:02] @Leo Atlas: Mind if I go walk around? I'll be of no help here. [00:14:06] @Sprite Tan: Well, I'm sure it'll be fine. You've always done a good job with me whenever I've gotten banged up. [00:14:12] ~Frost: That goes for all of us leo [00:14:36] ~Frost: It's not as if we are medically trained [00:14:38] ~Umber St'ro: tan would you like me to stay? [00:14:49] • ~Umber St'ro asks adorably [00:14:59] @Sprite Tan: You can stay if you want. [00:15:09] ~Umber St'ro: I'll stay [00:15:15] @Sprite Tan: It might be a little gross though... but if you're sure. [00:15:21] ~Frost: ..would anyone mind if I did some shopping? It is not my money, so I promise to not spend frivolously . [00:15:37] @Leo Atlas: I'd like to check out the market too [00:15:40] ~RM: " 'You can stay. I figured you should have my opinion, seeing as I'm the doctor. I'll be starting here in a moment.' " [00:16:04] ~Frost: (how much do we have?) [00:16:12] @Sprite Tan: Want me to go ahead and lay down? [00:16:16] • ~Umber St'ro gives frost 10 gold and the document bag [00:16:22] @Leo Atlas: (I have 20 gold on me) [00:16:24] ~Umber St'ro: have a blast, but get this cleaned while you're at it [00:16:35] • ~Frost sighs [00:16:42] ~Frost: (how much did I have on me already?) [00:16:49] ~Umber St'ro: (0) [00:16:52] ~RM: (Zip.) [00:17:01] ~Frost: (i had money. Leo was asking for it last time)( [00:17:02] ~Umber St'ro: (nvm 1) [00:17:11] @Leo Atlas: (You had 5) [00:17:25] ~RM: 'Yes, Tan, go ahead. I'll be starting this emergency medical procedure once the discussion of the shopping trip has come to an end.' [00:17:26] ~Frost: (usretho) [00:17:30] ~Umber St'ro: (well, you typed 1 in your inventory post gnome, I was going by that) [00:17:51] @Leo Atlas: (Frost has 1. I just chekced) [00:17:58] • @Sprite Tan lays down and chills [00:18:04] ~Frost: (that was from like a 100m years ago) [00:18:14] ~Frost: (when I blew all my cash the first time) [00:18:21] @Leo Atlas: (And you never got more) [00:18:25] ~Frost: (after we performed I had money left over that I never used) [00:18:34] ~RM: (No, it's not. You spent it all, and when Leo was asking for money you only had five.) [00:18:35] ~Frost: (Invalid gave me some) [00:18:44] @Leo Atlas: (You have 11 now) [00:18:48] ~RM: (The leftovers all went to the book and alchemy set.) [00:18:50] @Leo Atlas: (Let's get going) [00:18:51] ~Frost: (if I had 5 I have 15) [00:18:58] ~RM: (Okay, 11.) [00:19:04] ~Frost: (>.>) [00:19:07] @Leo Atlas: (I checked the inventory) [00:19:11] ~Frost: (imma search the logs if I have to) [00:19:36] @Leo Atlas: (Why don't we compromise and say 13) [00:19:45] ~Umber St'ro: (she should have 5, I gave her the amount that would leave it at 5 after buying the stuff.) [00:19:59] ~Umber St'ro: (I specifically remember that because it was big of st'ro) [00:20:14] ~Umber St'ro: (so if she doesn't have them, magic, now she does) [00:20:46] @Leo Atlas: (That works) [00:21:08] • @Sprite Tan moves hand towards and away from her face in mild amusement. [00:21:28] ~RM: (I'm calling this for the night right after this surgery because I need to sleep.) [00:21:37] ~RM: (So step outside so I can montage.) [00:21:37] ~Frost: (fiiiinnnnnneeee XP) [00:21:58] • ~Frost steps outside to go shopping for stuff and get St'ro's bag cleaned [00:22:06] • @Leo Atlas follows [00:24:13] ~RM: "Though the magic of surgery, the doctor *CENSOR* her out and then *OHGOD* with the second eye. With his *CENSOR*, he *CENSORS* the *BLEEP* and *BLEEPS* the *GROSS*. All said, Tan now has an eye of a bird of prey, which is improving one eye's sight greatly. This is causing her to be very dizzy when she has both eyes open." [00:25:03] @Leo Atlas: (One eye has superpowers) [00:25:09] @Sprite Tan: (basically) [00:25:34] @Sprite Tan: (So... um, am I unconcious?) [00:25:44] ~RM: (You'll start unconcioius.) [00:25:50] @Sprite Tan: (k) [00:25:50] ~RM: (Pausing it now.)
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[18:40:05] ~RM: "In the last episode of Eye Scream for Eye Screams, the party went to Nisloden and got optic surgery, and meanwhile, Frost and Leo wanted to go shopping. Meanwhile meanwhile, there's a Dark Lord. Yey."
[18:40:19] ~Umber St'ro: (oh my goth gais dis da bes rp evar)
[18:40:43] • ~Lady Frost goes shopping
[18:41:04] • @Sprite Tan is unconcious
[18:41:18] • @Leo Atlas is exploring the marketplace
[18:42:19] • ~Lady Frost looks for a place to get the bag cleanes
[18:43:23] ~Umber St'ro: how long will she be out doctor?
[18:43:47] ~RM: "Frost finds a nice cleaner/tailor, sitting in front of a laundry cleaning basin. 'Not much longer, I'd reckon.' "
[18:44:01] ~Lady Frost: Excuse me sir, how much will it cost to clean this?
[18:44:11] • ~Lady Frost presents bag
[18:44:32] • ~Umber St'ro sits around while she doesn't wake up
[18:44:51] ~RM: 'Two coins... Uh, make that three for harpy blood. Ick.'
[18:45:01] ~Lady Frost: Alright
[18:45:06] • ~Lady Frost hands it over
[18:45:38] ~RM: "That happens, and then there is a nice clean bag. Yey. Meanwhile, Sprite wakes up."
[18:46:11] • ~Lady Frost searches for stuff that Frost's like
[18:47:04] ~Lady Frost: (like magic stuff. Or fashion. Or white gurl things)
[18:48:45] ~RM: "Frost finds a magical robe store. For white girls."
[18:49:01] ~Lady Frost: Oohhh
[18:49:06] • ~Lady Frost walks in
[18:49:20] • ~Lady Frost looks around at the magical robes
[18:49:20] • @Leo Atlas decides to look for instruments
[18:50:12] • @Sprite Tan opens eyes as she wakes up suddenly.
[18:51:26] ~RM: "Leo Atlas finds a store selling percussion instruments. Frost finds beautiful scarlet robes with magical runes on the outside. Tan's regular eye is blurry due to just having awoke, her bird of prey eye is counting the grains of dirt on the hill house ceiling."
[18:51:42] @Sprite Tan: Holy Truck.
[18:51:56] • ~Frost holds the tome of identifying up to the robe
[18:52:20] ~Umber St'ro: morning sunshine
[18:52:30] • @Sprite Tan looks over at St'ro
[18:52:31] • @Leo Atlas enters the store and begins examining the merchandise
[18:53:06] ~RM: "The robes are inscribed with runes that make lines on the robes glow. Critical meh. Leo finds a neat little tamborine. Cute."
[18:53:19] @Sprite Tan: What the hell, this is way... this is uh, more that what I was expecting.
[18:53:22] • ~Frost looks for another robe
[18:53:30] • @Sprite Tan covers eagle eye with one hand
[18:54:21] @Sprite Tan: This is so weird.
[18:54:29] ~RM: "Frost finds a pretty blue robe with runes of making her pretty shoes look prettier."
[18:54:47] • ~Frost looks one more time for another robe
[18:56:15] ~RM: "Frost finds a puke green robe of minor acid resistance. Leo Atlas finds a marimba. Critical what the hell is that."
[18:56:23] ~Frost: oh gross
[18:56:31] • ~Frost takes it to the counter
[18:56:32] ~Umber St'ro: what's going on tan?
[18:56:38] @Leo Atlas: Oooh, awesome
[18:56:40] ~Frost: Do you have this in a more flattering color?
[18:56:49] • ~Umber St'ro (disrobes)
[18:57:22] ~RM: "Yes, we have it in stomach acid green, booger green, and skin eating moss green."
[18:57:22] • @Leo Atlas calls over the shop keeper
[18:57:29] ~Frost: Oh....
[18:57:30] ~RM: 'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'
[18:57:34] ~Frost: Well, thank you for your time
[18:57:34] @Sprite Tan: Uh, it's just weird seeing like that. Uh, Frost and Leo aren't back yet?
[18:57:51] • ~Frost returns it and leaves, looking for more White Gurl stuff
[18:57:55] ~Umber St'ro: no, they're just wasting time not even having you show them around town.
[18:58:07] @Leo Atlas: How much for this instrument?
[18:58:22] ~Umber St'ro: (how much ya got homie G)
[18:59:16] @Sprite Tan: Well, at least Nisloden is way safer than most of the places we've been. So it's not they'll get lost.
[18:59:50] ~Umber St'ro: how's your vision?
[18:59:55] ~RM: 'This is a marimba, good sir. As you knew before you rolled, they are large pianos, it is 200 gold, sir.'
[19:00:42] @Leo Atlas: That's a shame.
[19:00:48] • @Leo Atlas goes back to the hospital
[19:00:55] • ~Frost goes back to the hospital
[19:01:10] @Sprite Tan: Pretty absurd, in a good way. But it's a little hard to focus with both eyes open.
[19:01:20] ~RM: "The other half of the party returns to the hospital."
[19:01:25] • ~Frost gives St'ro back his clean bag
[19:01:47] ~Frost: Hello Tan. How did the surgery go well?
(Frost was forcibly renamed to Lady Frost by Frost.)
[19:02:03] @Leo Atlas: How are you feeling Tan?
[19:02:21] @Sprite Tan: It went pretty good, and I feel fine too. Uh, how does it look.
[19:02:26] • @Sprite Tan uncovers eye
[19:02:33] • ~Frost examines it
[19:02:48] ~Frost: Well, it looks....different I guess
[19:03:05] @Sprite Tan: Oh wow, eyes look weird as shit close up.
[19:03:23] ~Umber St'ro: (I think eyes look cool close up)
[19:03:31] ~Frost: So, what shall we do next?
[19:04:28] @Sprite Tan: Visit my family, I think...
[19:04:29] @Leo Atlas: (PLOT)
[19:04:48] • @Sprite Tan sweats nervously
[19:04:51] ~Frost: That sounds like a good idea
[19:05:35] ~Frost: We could always use a safe place to rest
[19:05:56] @Sprite Tan: Yeah.
[19:06:04] @Leo Atlas: Why not?
[19:06:07] ~Umber St'ro: We should go meet them
[19:06:24] ~Umber St'ro: as long as you don't try to replace me with them dew drop
[19:07:58] • @Sprite Tan check how much water she has, putting a hand over her hawk eye again so she stops getting confused.
[19:08:36] ~RM: "Her tank is completely full... Oh shit, stupid hawk eye. About half full."
[19:08:56] ~Umber St'ro: (it might confuse you, but at least your accuracy won't get lowered thanks to keen eye)
[19:08:58] @Sprite Tan: Alright, I'm good to go.
[19:09:16] ~Frost: Well, lead the way then
[19:09:18] • @Sprite Tan stands up and goes to lead the party to her home
[19:09:24] • ~Frost follows
[19:10:09] • @Leo Atlas follows
[19:10:14] • ~Umber St'ro follows them
[19:11:10] • ~Umber St'ro tries to illusion into another tabby cat
[19:11:22] • @Sprite Tan knocks on her door
[19:11:33] • ~Frost stands behind Tan
[19:12:59] ~Umber St'ro: (LADY!~)
[19:13:14] ~RM: "Umber St'ro manages to transform himself into a thirty foot tall cat. Critical fail-line. Jan, Tan's father, opens the door and sees the strange state of affiars that is our party. 'Uh... Welcome home, sweetie... What is all this? Your mother is going to be... Well, concerned.' "
[19:13:37] ~Umber St'ro: Nyan~
[19:13:46] @Sprite Tan: I know she is, Dad. It's nice to see you.
[19:13:51] • @Sprite Tan guys her dad
[19:13:57] @Sprite Tan: (*hugs)
[19:14:37] @Sprite Tan: Um, these are some people I met while I was out...
[19:14:47] • ~Umber St'ro illusions himself to normal house cat proportions
[19:14:48] • ~Frost bows politely
[19:14:52] ~RM: "He gently hugs his daughter back. 'I suppose we should talk outside so your... cat doesn't have to squeeze in here. And destroy my home.' "
[19:15:13] @Sprite Tan: How's Mom, and Shil?
[19:16:29] ~RM: 'Your mother is fine, hasn't changed much. Your brother has been itching to get out and adventure, like you. I doubt your... new... changes will change his mind. What happened to get us to this point?'
[19:18:13] ~RM: "He manages to change himself into a cat girl, with blond hair and orange ears, and this time he has clothes. Nyan~"
[19:18:38] • ~Umber St'ro walks into the house
[19:18:43] @Sprite Tan: Well, I kinda got in trouble with some law, and then there was this huuuuuge spider! That was what got my legs... also my lung but that's not readily obvious. Um... then on my way back through the mountains I uh... harpies, and my eye...
[19:18:58] ~Umber St'ro: (take that back)
[19:19:14] • @Sprite Tan uncovers eye
[19:19:32] ~Umber St'ro: nyan~ again
[19:19:41] ~Frost: Over the course of all of that she met us
[19:19:59] @Leo Atlas: Somehow...
[19:20:22] ~Umber St'ro: and I'm an umber hulk, pleased to meet you
[19:20:38] ~RM: 'Uh... Huh.' The flustered man nods. 'I suppose you should all come in and give me a more detailed version of this story. And Ms... Cat... Umber Hulk. Stay in one shape, please. This is rather unnerving.'
[19:20:43] ~RM: "He leads the party inside.
[19:20:44] ~RM: "
[19:20:56] • @Leo Atlas enters
[19:20:58] ~Frost: Thank you for the hospitality
[19:21:01] • ~Frost enters
[19:21:11] • ~Frost bows
[19:21:12] • ~Umber St'ro pulls tan in by her hand
[19:21:14] • @Sprite Tan heads inside and looks around, it's been awhile after all.
[19:22:19] ~RM: "There's like a table, there's a kitchenish area, it has four seats. There's, like, a counter and shit. It's a bit more modern than it should be."
[19:22:40] • @Sprite Tan takes a seat at the table.
[19:22:51] • ~Umber St'ro sits by tan
[19:22:52] • ~Frost sits down next to her
[19:23:00] ~RM: 'Sorry about the lack of space, we don't often entertain.'
[19:23:02] • @Leo Atlas sits at the remaining seat
[19:23:09] • ~Umber St'ro (we both decide to sit in her lap instead)
[19:23:18] @Sprite Tan: That's okay dad, mom and Shil out somewhere?
[19:23:42] • ~Umber St'ro sits on tans lap to clear up a seat
[19:23:50] ~RM: 'I think your mother is here. Honey!' he shouts. 'Tan is home! And she brought.... friends!'
[19:23:53] • @Sprite Tan frowns
[19:24:04] ~Frost: .....St'ro!
[19:24:04] • @Sprite Tan facepalms
[19:24:19] • @Leo Atlas sighs with exasperation
[19:24:22] ~Frost: You are a house guest! Behave like one!
[19:24:31] ~Umber St'ro: I am, they need to sit down don't they?
[19:24:43] • ~Frost glares
[19:24:43] ~Umber St'ro: jealous
[19:24:47] @Sprite Tan: Here, get up I'll just stand.
[19:25:03] • ~Umber St'ro gets up
[19:25:09] • @Sprite Tan also stands up
[19:25:10] ~RM: "Mar comes in from a small study area. Her face is bright and smiling, until she comes in. It then becomes an expression of shock. Jan pats her shoulder gently. 'Uh, they seem nice.' "
[19:25:23] • @Sprite Tan awkwardly waves at Mom.
[19:25:47] @Sprite Tan: I mom, been awhile.
[19:25:51] @Sprite Tan: (*Hi)
[19:26:00] ~Frost: I apologize for impromptu intrusion, Miss.
[19:26:26] ~RM: "Sprite's mom ignores everyone talking to her. 'What... What happened to you? Are you alright?!' "
[19:26:54] • ~Frost sits awkwardly
[19:26:55] @Sprite Tan: I'm fine mom, I'm fine. Just got roughed up a little while I was out doing my thing. I'm fine.
[19:27:08] @Sprite Tan: How have you been?
[19:28:02] ~RM: "Her mom is speechless with rage and concern, so Jan speaks up. 'We've been fine. Uh, so, what brings you home?' "
[19:28:59] @Sprite Tan: Well, um I just felt like coming home for a bit, a little homesick and all. I would have been home sooner but I got a little tied up.
(Frost was forcibly renamed to Lady Frost by Frost.)
[19:30:11] ~RM: 'Well, you're welcome to stay, but... Well, I don't know if we have all the space for these adventurers. They may have to sleep on the floor.'
[19:30:34] ~Frost: That would be perfectly fine, sir.
[19:30:36] @Leo Atlas: It will be better conditions than I'm used to.
[19:31:07] ~Umber St'ro: oh, we're sticking around?
[19:31:30] @Sprite Tan: Well, we could stay at the inn, I know there isn't all that much room.
[19:31:54] ~RM: 'No, no. You don't have to stay at an inn while you have a home here. We'll make it work.'
[19:32:49] @Sprite Tan: If you're sure it's fine.
[19:33:03] • @Sprite Tan gives mom a hug while she's at it
[19:33:34] ~RM: "Her mom sighs and hugs her back. 'I'm glad you're safe.' Just then, a four and a half foot tall sprite, tall for the species, barrels through the door. He has a cheerful expression which only becomes brighter as he takes in the scene. 'Tan, you're home!'"
[19:33:48] @Sprite Tan: Shil!
[19:34:10] • @Sprite Tan runs and gives her large little brother a hug.
[19:35:42] ~RM: 'Ha! You look great! What all happened here? Oh, whatever! Who are all these people?'
[19:35:54] • ~Frost waves sheepishly
[19:36:44] @Leo Atlas: I'm Leo, a traveler.
[19:37:12] ~Umber St'ro: I'm St'ro, I'm an Umber Hulk if it matters
[19:37:23] ~Frost: I am Frost. Pleased to meet you.
[19:38:07] @Sprite Tan: These people have been helping me out, kinda.
[19:38:21] @Sprite Tan: They're all pretty good people, I guess.
[19:38:26] ~RM: 'Whoa, an Umber Hulk!? I never thought they looked like this! I heard they were large bug men and women. And Leo, you look really strong! I bet you have all kinds of stories! And you... You're a nice looking lady, ma'am.'
[19:38:53] • ~Frost attempts to contain her annoyance
[19:39:02] ~Umber St'ro: we are, I'm just a sexy cat girl right now. I'm normally a large cockroach man and I might transform back any minute.
[19:39:22] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah, we should probably get St'ro outside.
[19:40:33] @Leo Atlas: Good idea
[19:40:56] ~RM: "St'ro begins growing back to normal size, starting to crowd the room. He should go outside."
[19:41:01] @Sprite Tan: Oh dear.
[19:41:09] ~Frost: (gfdi)
[19:41:14] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[19:41:16] • ~Umber St'ro crouches and goes outside quickly
[19:42:17] • @Sprite Tan also heads out to stand by the door so St'ro doesn't feel lonely
(Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by Frost.)
[19:42:36] • ~Frost follows
[19:43:05] • @Flamingfrozengnome follows
[19:43:30] ~RM: "Shil follows the party outside. His face quickly becomes somber. 'So, you guys are in trouble, aren't you?' "
[19:43:47] ~Frost: Unfortunately, we are.
[19:43:48] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah, big trouble.
[19:44:01] • @Sprite Tan stand on tiptoes to ruffle his hair.
[19:44:33] ~Umber St'ro: you wouldn't happen to be a white mage would you?
[19:44:58] ~RM: " 'As a matter of fact, I've dabbled in it.' "
[19:45:39] ~Frost: (how convenient!)
[19:45:43] @Sprite Tan: Oh, I completely forgot about that.
[19:46:38] @Sprite Tan: Did you manage to kill a dragon yet?
[19:46:56] ~RM: 'What kind of trouble are you talking about?' He looked toward the ground. 'No, not quite yet. I'm working on that.'
[19:48:01] @Sprite Tan: Well... we kinda the Dark Lord and yeah.
[19:48:30] ~Umber St'ro: can it be an illusion dragon, because if you give me long enough, I can whip one up.
[19:49:18] ~RM: "Shil raised an eyebrow. 'Well, I suppose if it was convincing enough, and close enough to town, it would probably work.'"
[19:50:13] @Sprite Tan: Would you really want to do that though? I mean, I know you're probably strong enough to take on a real one, but would you want to just take an easy route?
[19:51:30] ~Umber St'ro: oh they have to think it's real... I neeeeever suggested we try to trick anyone.
[19:51:38] @Flamingfrozengnome: What's with all this dragon-killing business?
[19:51:49] ~RM: 'It depends. I definitely could just stay here for awhile and kill a real dragon, or go with your help. On the other hand, I'd really like to come and help you as soon as possible.'
[19:51:51] @Sprite Tan: But, I mean he's only thirty years old.
[19:52:33] @Sprite Tan: Oh, Leo. To be an adult amongst sprites you have to kill a Death Spike Dragon, but you can kill them as a group.
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:46 am | |
| - Dark Lord Yaoi Fantasy:
[22:41:13] ~RM: "Last time on How to Slay Your Dragon, Shil revealed to the party the ancient sprite tradition of killing Deadly Death Spike Dragons, and agreed to go with them if they got him through the trial one way or another."
[22:41:31] ~Lady Frost: (welp, let's get on with it)
[22:41:40] @Leo Atlas: (Yes! Get on with it!)
[22:42:47] ~RM: "So, what way do you guys think we should do it? St'ro's way, or the tradtional way?"
[22:43:02] ~Sprite Tan: Well, even I did it the traditional way.
[22:43:21] @Leo Atlas: We could do the traditional way, because St'ro isn't the best illusionist.
[22:43:26] ~Lady Frost: Well if we try his convoluted plan and it fails we'll just be forced to do it the traditional way anyways
[22:44:20] ~Umber St'ro: among us?
[22:44:23] ~Umber St'ro: I certainly am
[22:44:35] • ~Umber St'ro illusions into a horse
[22:44:36] • ~Lady Frost sighs
[22:44:38] @Leo Atlas: Fair point
[22:44:53] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[22:46:09] ~RM: "Umber St'ro becomes a magnificent horse... lung... creature. Oh my god."
[22:46:16] @Leo Atlas: (._.)
[22:46:29] ~Umber St'ro: shhhahhhshdh wewahit wtrying whasdo time
[22:46:46] ~Sprite Tan: What the-
[22:46:53] ~Lady Frost: oh dear me....
[22:46:59] • ~Lady Frost averts her eyes
[22:47:09] • ~Umber St'ro tries to undo the illusion
[22:47:10] • @Leo Atlas covers his eyes with his hand
[22:47:15] ~RM: 'Whoa! That's awesome!'
[22:47:23] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[22:47:56] ~RM: "St'ro's attempt to become an Umber Hulk has suceeded in turning him into an ugly Nas but more normal horse."
[22:48:17] • ~Lady Frost sighs
[22:48:22] • ~Lady Frost shakes her head
[22:48:23] • @Leo Atlas facepalms
[22:48:26] ~Umber St'ro: so what say you neigh sayers?
[22:48:55] • ~Sprite Tan bursts out laughing
[22:49:06] ~Lady Frost: Stop being foolish
[22:49:16] ~Lady Frost: Let us just decide how we are going to approach this
[22:49:20] @Leo Atlas: Fantastic. Considering this is our best illusionist, I think the tradition method is the best way.
[22:49:31] ~RM: "Shil follows Tan's lead and laughs outloud. 'But this won't do for fooling the village. I agree with Leo.' "
[22:49:31] ~Sprite Tan: Well, before we do this can I get an eyepatch?
[22:51:04] ~Lady Frost: Well, this is your hometown
[22:51:05] • @Leo Atlas searches his bag for spare bits of cloth
[22:51:13] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[22:51:19] ~Lady Frost: Where would we acquire one?
[22:51:23] ~Umber St'ro: (geddt? bag)
[22:51:28] ~Lady Frost: (sweet 16)
[22:51:32] @Leo Atlas: (Wheee)
[22:51:34] ~RM: "Leo Atlas finds a reasonably sized piece of linen in his bag. Neat!"
[22:51:48] @Leo Atlas: Will this do?
[22:52:06] ~Sprite Tan: Yeah, I think so
[22:52:39] • ~Sprite Tan holds out free hand for it
[22:52:44] • @Leo Atlas hands the linen to Sprite
[22:52:50] ~Lady Frost: (which one?)
[22:53:06] ~Sprite Tan: (which sprite)
[22:53:06] @Leo Atlas: (Tan*)
[22:53:34] ~RM: 'Alright, now that that's sorted, I suppose we need to head to the Death Spike Dragon den.'
[22:54:46] • ~Sprite Tan takes the linen and takes off her hat so she can secure it to cover her eye and then puts her hat back on.
[22:55:36] ~Lady Frost: So, what can you tell us about these dragons?
[22:55:39] ~Sprite Tan: Yeah, do you have everything you need Shil?
[22:56:32] ~RM: 'Yeah, I think so. I've got my magic and apparently a party of heroes, so I think I'll do well.'
[22:56:52] ~Lady Frost: But aren't you a healing mage?
[22:57:00] ~Lady Frost: (#prejudice)
[22:57:18] ~RM: 'Yes, but now I have people to help me. And I can help you. Works out great.'
[22:57:43] ~RM: 'Sister, could you tell the good Lady Frost about the dragons? After all, you killed one.'
[22:59:36] ~Lady Frost: (say things that make our lives easier)
[22:59:58] ~Sprite Tan: Yeah, sure. They're about three meters long and, as their name suggests, very spiky. The most dangerous part of them is actually their tail, which is damn long.
[23:00:25] ~Sprite Tan: They don't breath fire, like some dragons do, but they can still fly.
[23:01:43] ~Lady Frost: So....shall we proceed?
[23:02:01] @Leo Atlas: Do we have a choice?
[23:02:10] @Leo Atlas: (Besides leaving liek the terrible heroes we are)
[23:02:39] ~Sprite Tan: Um, we don't have to do it, I'm sure Shil will get strong enough to do it on his own later.
[23:03:09] ~Lady Frost: Well, I won't deny that we couldn't use his assistance...
[23:03:18] ~RM: 'But then I'd have to stay here, Sis!'
[23:03:25] ~RM: 'I want to help, if I can.'
[23:03:40] ~Lady Frost: (then leo can kiss him and stab him to death)
[23:03:48] @Leo Atlas: (Shut the Truck up)
[23:03:54] ~Lady Frost: (<3)
[23:04:10] ~RM: (I would totally rp that.)
[23:04:11] ~Sprite Tan: Fine, fine. I've done it once, as long as we don't piss them all off we should be fine
[23:05:03] @Leo Atlas: (I like how everyone ships me with everythign in this ._.)
[23:05:28] ~RM: (Leo X White Mage.)
[23:05:34] ~Lady Frost: (XD)
[23:07:05] @Leo Atlas: (I dislike you all with the intensity of 1746 George foreman grills)
[23:07:33] ~RM: 'Alright, should we go, then?'
[23:08:15] ~Lady Frost: Yes, let's.
[23:08:30] ~RM: (Montage?)
[23:08:32] ~Sprite Tan: Sure.
[23:08:35] ~Lady Frost: (hell yes)
[23:08:35] ~Umber St'ro: yes let's go
[23:08:40] ~Umber St'ro: I was asleep or something
[23:08:46] @Leo Atlas: (Yeah)
[23:08:53] ~Lady Frost: (residual brain damage from the horse)
[23:09:58] ~RM: "The party marched merrily to the tune of Detroit Rock City. They soon found themselves at the den of the Deadly Death Spike Dragons. The cave was dark on the inside, and may hold multiple dragons or simply one. The caves is pointy, too, cause why not. Save?"
[23:10:21] ~Lady Frost: (yus)
[23:10:34] ~Sprite Tan: (yep)
[23:10:41] @Leo Atlas: (I vote we save so when if we die,, we'll be fine)
[23:11:13] ~RM: "Alright, not like it matters."
[23:11:29] ~RM: "What does that party do?"
[23:11:38] ~RM: 'What should we do, then? Enter the cave?'
[23:11:45] ~Lady Frost: Does anyone have a torch?
[23:12:02] ~Umber St'ro: (save)
[23:12:11] • ~Umber St'ro illusions fire
[23:12:19] ~Lady Frost: (stop that)
[23:12:22] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[23:12:28] • @Leo Atlas searches for a stick to uses a torch
[23:12:44] ~RM: !dice 29
Random number (1 - 29): 7
[23:12:56] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[23:13:48] ~RM: "Umber St'ro got an amazing new spell, the "holy shit where's Umber St'ro" spell. There are no sticks whatsoever around these parts."
[23:13:50] ~Sprite Tan: Shil do you have torches?
[23:13:55] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 9
[23:13:58] ~Lady Frost: Shil, are you capable of creating a source of light?
[23:14:03] ~Umber St'ro: amazing!
[23:14:06] ~Umber St'ro: I baffle myself
[23:14:16] ~Lady Frost: You baffle me with your stupidity.....
[23:14:38] @Leo Atlas: Be nice Frost. Your sarcasm can exist later.
[23:14:45] • ~Lady Frost scoffs
[23:14:55] ~Sprite Tan: Where's St'ro now?
[23:14:59] ~RM: 'Uh, no, I don't have torches. Uh, but maybe I could make some light.' Shil focuses and produces a holy spell in his hand. Holding it, it makes a magical torch. 'There, this should be fine.'
[23:15:02] @Leo Atlas: Um, shit.
[23:15:06] ~Umber St'ro: (woo-ooo-oooohhh~ woo-ooo-oooohhh~)
[23:15:16] ~Lady Frost: Much appreciated
[23:15:25] @Leo Atlas: This works
[23:15:46] ~Lady Frost: (is it bright enough with only a 9?)
[23:15:48] ~Sprite Tan: Yeah! Shill, you're awesome, bro.
[23:16:09] ~RM: (It should be bright enough to see if one of you was perhaps a bird or something.)
[23:16:33] • ~Umber St'ro tries to illusion a familiar light
[23:16:38] ~Lady Frost: If only we could make it a little brighter though.....
[23:16:42] ~RM: !data 20
No Pokemon, item, move or ability named '20' was found. (Check your spelling?)
[23:16:45] ~Sprite Tan: Yeah.
[23:16:55] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[23:17:21] ~Umber St'ro: I'm trying here
[23:17:28] ~RM: "And that day, Sparky was born. He is a light mote the size of a dime. Obviously not too helpful, but cute."
[23:17:44] ~Umber St'ro: Sparky!~
[23:17:45] ~Lady Frost: What on earth is that thing?
[23:17:52] @Leo Atlas: Call it Frank.
[23:18:01] ~Umber St'ro: he already has a name
[23:18:29] @Leo Atlas: (:<)
[23:18:33] ~Sprite Tan: St'ro, um, when did you become invisible?
[23:18:34] ~Lady Frost: Should.....I try something?
[23:18:39] ~Lady Frost: Everyone else seems to be
[23:18:42] ~RM: 'I don't see why not.'
[23:18:46] ~Umber St'ro: ah, that's thanks to my amazing illusion skills
[23:18:56] ~Lady Frost: I don't want to hurt anyone
[23:18:56] ~Sprite Tan: Nice!
[23:18:56] ~Umber St'ro: I'll be able to sneak up on a dragon now
[23:19:11] @Leo Atlas: Everyone step back, Frost, give it a go.
[23:19:19] • ~Umber St'ro steps back
[23:19:21] ~Lady Frost: (dickhead)
[23:19:24] • @Leo Atlas steps about 5 meters back
[23:19:28] • ~Sprite Tan steps back, pulling Shil with her
[23:19:36] ~RM: "Shil is pulled."
[23:20:12] • ~Lady Frost focuses on trying to create a light source
[23:20:32] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[23:21:13] ~RM: "Frost creates a reasonable ball of fire in her hand. This will allow the party to see into the cave, and lo and behold, there is a giant eye peering back at her."
[23:22:13] @Leo Atlas: That should work.
[23:22:16] @Leo Atlas: And no one died.
[23:22:19] • ~Lady Frost breathes a sigh of relief
[23:22:21] @Leo Atlas: Good job Frost.
[23:22:22] ~Umber St'ro: destruction wins
[23:22:23] • ~Lady Frost glares at leo
[23:22:32] ~Umber St'ro: unless shil wants to heal the fire
[23:22:35] • ~Sprite Tan gestures at the eye staring back at them
[23:22:41] ~Sprite Tan: Hey...
[23:22:43] ~Sprite Tan: Eye?
[23:22:50] ~Lady Frost: Oh...right
[23:22:51] • @Leo Atlas looks at the eye
[23:22:54] @Leo Atlas: Well shit.
[23:23:01] • ~Umber St'ro sneaks up on the eye and stabs it
[23:23:02] • ~Lady Frost steps back
[23:23:03] ~RM: 'Yeah, that's an eye.'
[23:23:07] ~Sprite Tan: Good start guys, wonderful.
[23:23:07] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[23:23:16] ~Lady Frost: (omfg no)
[23:23:28] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[23:23:32] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[23:25:12] ~RM: "St'ro has a startling burst of of adequacy and stabs the dragon in the cornea. A mighty roar is echoed through the cave, and the dragon lifts himself out of the roof of the cave. It is now missing one eye, and flying above the party in pissed mode. Good luck."
[23:25:24] @Leo Atlas: (good luck)
[23:25:27] @Leo Atlas: (Thanks)
[23:25:35] ~Sprite Tan: Alright everyone, try not to let it hit you.
[23:25:46] @Leo Atlas: Frost, try to shoot it down.
[23:25:51] ~Lady Frost: Uh, alright
[23:25:54] • ~Sprite Tan pulls out her sword
[23:26:02] • @Leo Atlas draws his sword as well
[23:26:08] ~RM: 'Shil draws his... hands.'
[23:26:09] • ~Lady Frost casts a gravity spell to bring it down to the ground
[23:26:11] • ~Umber St'ro goes over by frost
[23:26:14] ~Lady Frost: (also it hurts and stuff)
[23:26:24] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[23:26:26] @Leo Atlas: (Throw Percy at it)
[23:26:30] ~Lady Frost: (w00t!)
[23:27:25] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[23:27:37] ~Lady Frost: (w00000t!)
[23:28:32] ~RM: "Frost's gravity spell is amazingly powerful! The force of the gravity field swallows the Death Spike Dragon into a black hole. All seems awesome... Until the giant worm comes out. Critcal lols."
[23:28:46] ~Sprite Tan: What the Truck is that.
[23:28:49] @Leo Atlas: Great.
[23:28:52] ~Lady Frost: (ok, we killed the dragon, let's leave!)
[23:28:54] @Leo Atlas: Now what the Truck is that.
[23:28:54] ~Sprite Tan: Frost, what-
[23:28:58] ~Umber St'ro: let's get the hell out of here
[23:29:01] ~Lady Frost: ...I don't even know how I did that
[23:29:16] ~Umber St'ro: that's what you meant to do, I'm sure
[23:29:47] ~Sprite Tan: Um, so Shil, good job. you're an adult.
[23:29:58] • ~Umber St'ro runs then
[23:30:00] ~Lady Frost: (shouldn't I be the adult now?)\
[23:30:05] ~RM: "The galactic worm begins circling rapidly around the party, causing the ground around to start shifting into a pocket demnsion."
[23:30:14] ~Lady Frost: (ohshit)
[23:30:23] ~Lady Frost: ......Shill
[23:30:24] ~Sprite Tan: Oh Truck, oh Truck.
[23:30:29] ~RM: 'What?!'
[23:30:30] @Leo Atlas: Um, what is it doing?
[23:30:34] ~Lady Frost: Do you by any chance know how to teleport?
[23:30:39] ~Sprite Tan: I'm gonna lose an arm, I swear to something.
[23:30:44] • ~Umber St'ro tries to illusion a bigger scarier mother fucker to scare the worm away
[23:30:55] ~RM: 'No, I don't!'
[23:30:59] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[23:31:11] ~Lady Frost: (please please please please)
[23:32:27] ~RM: "Percy Jr. is back in town again, and the worm is definitely unnerved by his badass swagger. The worm and Percy start duking it out in subspace, but the party seems to be stuck in a strange dimension... or several feet above it, at least. There seems to be something down there."
[23:32:45] ~Lady Frost: ....How did I even do this?
[23:32:58] ~Lady Frost: What....
[23:33:02] ~Umber St'ro: so do we have a plan?
[23:33:04] ~Sprite Tan: Truck if I know, where are we.
[23:33:06] ~Lady Frost: I'm just never going to try anything ever again
[23:33:24] ~Umber St'ro: because we kind of need that more than incredulousness
[23:33:29] • @Leo Atlas examines the area, looking for a way out
[23:33:32] ~RM: 'Uh, well, we should leave.'
[23:33:37] • ~Sprite Tan also looks around.
[23:33:43] ~Umber St'ro: indeed, but how?
[23:33:43] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:33:48] • ~Umber St'ro looks
[23:34:06] • ~Lady Frost fiddles with her necklace and considers the fact that she may need to find a new one from Forever 21
[23:34:26] • ~Lady Frost mutters under her breath
[23:34:33] ~Lady Frost: Is it really not enough anymore....?
[23:34:56] ~RM: "Leo and Umber can't find a thing, but Sprite's keen senses find that a path of floating stones down from this large floating stone heads towards the ground... wherever that is."
[23:35:08] • @Leo Atlas notices Frost and her Necklace
[23:35:18] ~Lady Frost: (it's under her clothes)
[23:35:18] ~Sprite Tan: Frost, stop muttering to yourself. Everyone! I think I found a way!
[23:35:26] @Leo Atlas: Frost, what are you doing>
[23:35:26] ~Umber St'ro: let's go down that, if hell's at the bottom, I guess it can't be too much worse
[23:35:48] ~RM: 'I agree with Umber, let's just go before the serpent comes back.'
[23:35:53] @Leo Atlas: Let's go.
[23:35:53] • ~Umber St'ro goes down the steps
[23:35:56] • ~Sprite Tan grabs her precious baby brother and gets a move on.
[23:35:57] ~Umber St'ro: (carefully)
[23:35:59] • @Leo Atlas goes donw the stopnes
[23:36:01] • ~Lady Frost follows
[23:36:11] ~RM: (Piggy back, woot!)
[23:36:13] • @Leo Atlas (dyslexics down the stones)
[23:37:07] • ~Umber St'ro (dick powers down the stones)
[23:37:15] ~RM: "The party finds their way down to the ground, which in this case appears to be fine purple sand. Yeah, this isn't Kansas."
[23:37:21] ~Lady Frost: \\maybe I should just find a new hobby\\
[23:37:25] ~Sprite Tan: /me looks around some more
[23:37:25] • @Leo Atlas examines the sand.
[23:37:43] ~Lady Frost: \\I could take up knitting\\
[23:37:51] ~Umber St'ro: well shil, I'd like to say this is what happens to us all the time, and it's a good thing, because this is what happens to us all the time.
[23:37:54] ~RM: "The sand tingles Leo's fingers a bit, but otherwise seems unremarkable."
[23:38:03] ~Lady Frost: \\Also isn't this stupid necklace supposed to prevent things like this?\\
[23:38:08] ~RM: 'Uh, well, it certainly isn't boring.'
[23:38:14] ~RM: (Brb)
[23:38:20] • ~Sprite Tan kicks up some of the sand
[23:39:02] ~Umber St'ro: since we're in this bizarre place, Frost, you should use your book and your map to try to find us powerful artifacts, I'm sure this place has something
[23:39:04] ~Lady Frost: \\Maybe...it's me?
[23:39:06] ~Lady Frost: \\
[23:39:14] ~Lady Frost: Oh....
[23:39:16] ~Lady Frost: Alright
[23:39:20] • ~Lady Frost opens up her map
[23:39:27] @Leo Atlas: Frost, hand me your book
[23:39:35] ~Lady Frost: .....why?
[23:39:41] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[23:39:41] @Leo Atlas: I want to examine the sand
[23:39:53] ~Lady Frost: I can do it myself momentarily
[23:40:53] ~RM: The map shows the general shape of this place, which appears to be a continent. You are somewhere to the left of it, but other than that, the map seems pretty Truck dazed. Stuff keeps phasing in and out of the map's... map. Weird shit."
[23:40:59] ~RM: *fucking
[23:41:01] • ~Sprite Tan looks up at the epic battle between worm and pseudo-dragon
[23:41:21] ~RM: !data Salamence
373
SalamenceDragonFlyingIntimidateMoxieHP
95Atk
135Def
80SpA
110SpD
80Spe
100BST
600
[23:41:25] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KZ6CM9nFGQ )
[23:41:44] ~Lady Frost: How bizarre....
[23:41:55] ~Lady Frost: I'm not really sure what to make of this
[23:42:11] ~Sprite Tan: Why does all of this always happen.
[23:42:11] @Leo Atlas: Wait.
[23:42:12] @Leo Atlas: This is a desert.
[23:42:26] @Leo Atlas: Which means a lack of water.
[23:42:26] • ~Lady Frost picks up some sand and holds it over her book
[23:42:31] ~Sprite Tan: Truck.
[23:42:35] ~Lady Frost: Oh....
[23:42:40] ~Lady Frost: Well, it might not be pretty
[23:42:45] ~Lady Frost: But I can try making some
[23:42:57] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[23:43:01] ~Lady Frost: Although given the fact that I got us into this mess....that may not be the best idea
[23:43:13] ~Umber St'ro: so shil, would you like to be the one to carry your sister around, or should I?
[23:43:15] • ~Sprite Tan checks her legs water capacity
[23:44:04] ~RM: "The book reveals the sand as Shifting Sands, a kind of dimensional conductor. It allows this world to be the home of many a strange world walking beings, and apparently five stupid heroes that summoned one."
[23:44:16] ~RM: "Spire has about 1/4 the tank left."
[23:44:20] ~Lady Frost: (HEY!)
[23:44:42] @Leo Atlas: Well, you are our only source of any kind of water.
[23:44:44] ~Umber St'ro: you could try, but there might be some sort of thing that eats oceans and turns into a bigger worm
[23:44:44] ~Sprite Tan: I have about a fourth left guys, so I should be fine Frost, but thanks.
[23:44:50] @Leo Atlas: We might need you to experimetn a little.
[23:44:59] ~Lady Frost: .......
[23:45:02] • ~Lady Frost is not amused
[23:45:04] ~Sprite Tan: Shil, can you make water?
[23:45:26] ~RM: 'Uh, no, not really. I can't conjure things very well. Sorry, Sis.'
[23:45:36] ~RM: 'I could probably carry her when the need arrises.
[23:45:37] ~RM: '
[23:45:45] • ~Sprite Tan gives Shil a thumbs up.
[23:46:29] ~Lady Frost: hm
[23:46:41] ~Lady Frost: Maybe there's a water source marked on the map?
[23:46:44] • ~Lady Frost consults it
[23:46:46] ~Sprite Tan: Um, so we die then? Or what are our options?
[23:46:58] @Leo Atlas: I have an idea.
[23:47:06] ~Sprite Tan: Wait, wait, wait- Black Heart!
[23:47:09] • @Leo Atlas consults his shield.
[23:47:16] @Leo Atlas: Hey Black Heart.
[23:47:20] @Leo Atlas: Where are we?
[23:47:47] ~Sprite Tan: And how to we get... not here?
[23:47:59] ~RM: 'Poy. Greetings, Leo Atlas. It seems you've found yourself in the Rift Between, the land that holds the dimensions together, and also keeps them seperate.'
[23:48:33] @Leo Atlas: Great. How do we get out of here?
[23:48:41] ~RM: "There is a large apparent water source on the left most coast of this continent."
[23:48:45] ~Umber St'ro: so would we be able to get into yet another dimension, where the world doesn't suck?
[23:48:51] ~Lady Frost: ...everyone
[23:48:58] ~Lady Frost: I think I found us a water supply
[23:49:09] • ~Lady Frost points to the spot on the map
[23:50:03] ~RM: 'Poy. Unfortunately, the only dimension you can go to is your own, and this one. Attempts to enter another would likely fail miserably, which would be fun but nonproductive. To leave this dimension... Hmm... Several things. You could tame a worm, if you have around 500 years or so.'
[23:50:28] ~Lady Frost: Isn't there anything else....?
[23:50:33] @Leo Atlas: Well, at least two of us would be dead by then.
[23:50:36] ~Umber St'ro: oh you're just saying that so you'll be able to get more sacrifices
[23:50:40] ~Sprite Tan: Yep.
[23:50:58] ~Umber St'ro: what are the other options?
[23:51:08] @Leo Atlas: Is there an easier way to get out?
[23:51:53] ~RM: 'Poy. Well, that's an interesting thought. But, no, promises are promises. You could try to make another black hole, but that will risk flinging you elsewhere. You could also try to find a Rift Heart, a kind of crystal that allows movement between dimensions. Usually those are in worm nests.'
[23:52:04] ~Sprite Tan: Okay, so where would a worm nest be?
[23:52:07] ~Lady Frost: ...I'd rather not try again
[23:52:20] @Leo Atlas: So do we get to hunt worms?
[23:52:22] ~RM: 'Poy. I don't know specifically where they nest.'
[23:52:26] @Leo Atlas: That sounds very suicidal.
[23:52:26] ~Umber St'ro: will a worm be able to detect me if I'm invisible?
[23:52:36] @Leo Atlas: And that's coming from me
[23:52:37] ~Sprite Tan: How do we kill a worm?
[23:52:48] ~Lady Frost: To be honest I literally have no idea how I even did this
[23:52:58] ~Lady Frost: So that suggestion isn't very helpful.....
[23:53:04] ~RM: 'They detect one's existence, not light. They can still find you. I would guess you kill it the same as anything else.'
[23:53:12] ~RM: 'I've never done it.'
[23:53:18] ~Sprite Tan: Whatever Frost, at least you didn't magic off my arm or anything.
[23:53:36] ~Lady Frost: That...doesn't really count for much
[23:53:39] ~RM: "And suddenly, with sprite's arm"
[23:53:51] ~Umber St'ro: hm presence
[23:54:00] ~Umber St'ro: I wonder if we could get a rift heart without being present
[23:54:18] ~Sprite Tan: Hmm, I wonder if I could get onto the worms back...
[23:54:23] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, could you make a tractor fire ball?
[23:54:29] ~RM: "Shil blinks. 'How could we not be present?' "
[23:55:00] ~Lady Frost: Um....I don't know
[23:55:05] @Leo Atlas: (Make a tornado)
[23:55:10] • ~Sprite Tan shushes Shil
[23:55:36] ~Sprite Tan: Just watch and be amazed as we defy every rule of the world you know by some magical method
[23:55:52] ~Lady Frost: ............
[23:55:55] • ~Umber St'ro (wonders if the black heart and the rift heart could fuse to make some sort of super heart)
[23:55:59] ~Lady Frost: \\I quit magic forver
[23:56:02] ~Lady Frost: \\
[23:56:10] ~RM: (Black Rift Heart Dragon.)
[23:56:13] ~Lady Frost: \\make that 5ever\\
[23:56:39] ~Lady Frost: Tan...you aren't really....helping
[23:56:49] ~Sprite Tan: Huh?
[23:57:04] ~Umber St'ro: black heart, do you know of any ways that we could get a rift heart out of the nest without going in that would actually be feasible to us?
[23:58:13] ~RM: 'Poy. Well, you could probably make a low pressure system and lift it out, or run very quickly, or kill a worm, or try to find an empty nest that hasn't faded out of the world yet.'
[23:58:21] ~Lady Frost: (GFDI)
[23:58:35] ~Umber St'ro: I like the first idea, that's kind of what I was thinking
[23:58:40] ~Lady Frost: ....but how do we even do that?
[23:58:46] ~Sprite Tan: I can run quickly.
[23:58:50] ~RM: 'Poy. Magic, obviously.'
[23:58:55] ~Sprite Tan: For a little bit...
[23:58:58] ~Lady Frost: ......can you do that, Shil?
[23:59:05] @Leo Atlas: If only there was a way to make Frost
[23:59:08] @Leo Atlas: 's magic uncontrollable.
[23:59:20] ~RM: 'Make a tornado? Uh, I've never actually tried to before. I only know healing magics, generally.'
[23:59:31] ~Lady Frost: ............
[23:59:39] ~Lady Frost: (you're all pissing her off so much right now XD)
[23:59:54] ~Lady Frost: ..Black Heart, how do I do that with magic?
[00:00:03] ~Sprite Tan: Okay, so we get to the water on the map, fill up my legs and then I run really fast.
[00:00:08] ~Sprite Tan: We just need a nest.
[00:00:31] ~RM: 'Focus your magical powers, say the chant, visualize your result. I think they probably taught you this, poy.'
[00:00:47] ~Lady Frost: .....That is not what I did to end us up here.
[00:01:11] ~Sprite Tan: How do you do magic then Frost?
[00:01:36] ~Lady Frost: Uh, kind of what he says
[00:02:02] ~Lady Frost: But things like that tend to require more technique....
[00:02:13] ~Lady Frost: And I've already gotten us into this mess
[00:02:39] @Leo Atlas: You're the only one who can get us out.
[00:02:42] ~Sprite Tan: Eh, magic is hard.
[00:02:48] @Leo Atlas: I cna't magic at all.
[00:02:49] ~Lady Frost: I...I don't know if I really can
[00:03:03] • ~Sprite Tan wonders where the dragon they were originally supposed to be killing went.
[00:03:05] ~Umber St'ro: so how about we go to the lake, fill tan's legs up, lounge around, and frost practices making controlled tornadoes
[00:03:07] • ~Lady Frost sighs
[00:03:07] ~RM: 'I can't do the spell he's asking, I know that much.'
[00:03:24] @Leo Atlas: I like that idea
[00:03:25] ~Lady Frost: I don't even know what I can't do anymore apparently
[00:03:37] @Leo Atlas: Plenty of time to practice my sax(es)
[00:03:53] ~Lady Frost: I.....it was supposed to be under control but....
[00:04:05] ~Lady Frost: Well....All we can do now is try I guess
[00:04:09] ~Sprite Tan: Let's just get to the lake then?
[00:04:09] ~RM: *sexes
[00:04:10] ~Umber St'ro: don't worry about it, we're all here and shil is a man
[00:04:20] ~Umber St'ro: we're going to get out and all in all, it was a good spell
[00:04:33] ~RM: 'Oh, yeah, that's true. Thanks, Frost!'
[00:04:46] • @Leo Atlas applauds.
[00:04:47] • ~Lady Frost smiles a little
[00:04:51] • ~Sprite Tan also claps
[00:04:52] ~Lady Frost: I....thanks, I guess
[00:04:54] • ~Umber St'ro (feels around to examine his newfound manhood)
[00:05:07] ~RM: "Sparkey dances. I guess that's clapping."
[00:05:26] @Leo Atlas: (Sparky still exists ._.)
[00:05:32] • ~Lady Frost is evidently worried about her possibly spiralling out of control powers and or failing necklace
[00:05:37] • ~Sprite Tan suddenly feels the urge to stand between St'ro and her brother
[00:05:42] ~Lady Frost: (just thought I'd share that with all of you XD)
[00:06:17] ~Lady Frost: Alright then
[00:06:24] @Leo Atlas: First, the lake.
[00:06:26] • ~Lady Frost attempts to find the place we're looking for on the map
[00:06:54] ~RM: "The map hasn't changed much, the water sources appears to be an ocean on the left most part of the continent, where you are.'
[00:06:57] ~RM: *'
[00:07:01] ~RM: **"
[00:07:18] • ~Umber St'ro follows lady frost whenever she starts Walken
[00:07:30] • ~Sprite Tan does the same as St'ro
[00:07:32] • ~Lady Frost leads the way
[00:07:41] ~RM: ''Shil is ready to follow WITHOUT his sister's help."
[00:07:42] • @Leo Atlas follows
[00:08:54] ~Umber St'ro: (OOOOOHHHH GOOODD MY FINGER NAIL!!!! SHIL, HEAL ME!)
[00:09:07] ~Lady Frost: (shil I broke a nail. Fix my maipedi)
[00:09:08] ~RM: "The party makes it to a lovely silverish ocean reflecting a lovely blue sunset. The red-purple sand of the beach is beautiful, and the orange palm trees provide a nice backdrop."
[00:09:12] ~Lady Frost: manipedi*)
[00:09:21] ~Lady Frost: Oh....
[00:09:25] ~Lady Frost: Wait a second everyone
[00:09:36] • ~Lady Frost examines the water with the book to see if its safe to drink
[00:09:56] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[00:10:19] ~RM: "The water is indeed safe to drink, and will likely even work for Sprite's legs."
[00:10:27] • ~Sprite Tan pokes at the water
[00:10:35] ~Lady Frost: It's safe, everyone
[00:10:54] • ~Lady Frost collects some in a vial since all she has to store things in are alchemy tools
[00:10:56] @Leo Atlas: Welp
[00:11:07] @Leo Atlas: We're gonna be here a while.
[00:11:22] ~RM: "Poy. It seems to be the case, yes."
[00:11:25] • ~Umber St'ro hunches over and drinks the water (doggie style)
[00:11:28] • ~Sprite Tan shrugs and fills up her legs with water.
[00:11:43] @Leo Atlas: Frost, hand me my bari.
[00:12:02] ~RM: "St'ro becomes visible just in time for everyone to see his bug Nas."
[00:12:09] • ~Lady Frost hands him his sax
[00:12:32] ~Sprite Tan: Oh there you are St'ro/
[00:12:48] ~Umber St'ro: hi
[00:12:51] @Leo Atlas: St'ro, where have you been?
[00:13:03] ~RM: 'Uh, with us?'
[00:13:08] ~Lady Frost: He was talking to us the entire time....
[00:13:09] ~Umber St'ro: do you want an answer to that leo?
[00:13:11] ~RM: 'He's been talking to us since we got here.'
[00:13:22] ~Sprite Tan: Are you guys sure that was him?
[00:13:26] @Leo Atlas: I thought that was me going insane from all of you minus Shil.
[00:13:30] ~Sprite Tan: Maybe if was a ghooooooost!
[00:13:37] ~Sprite Tan: (*it)
[00:13:39] ~RM: 'No, it was clearly Sparky. The dasterdly little mote.'
[00:13:50] • ~Umber St'ro stands up
[00:13:56] ~Lady Frost: Well....what are we doing next?
[00:14:06] ~Sprite Tan: Riding a worm?
[00:14:15] ~Sprite Tan: I mean, invading a nest?
[00:14:18] ~RM: 'Poy. I don't know, what are we doing next?'
[00:14:21] ~Lady Frost: (I wonder how hard it is to walk in the desert wearing heels....)
[00:14:29] ~Umber St'ro: sparky, I'm sure you've already identified leo as your mommy by now since I was invisible, but just so you know, I'm the one who made you, and you can still call leo mommy if you want.
[00:14:30] ~Lady Frost: I wasn't asking you
[00:14:35] ~Sprite Tan: (A fucking Butch from Team Rocket)
[00:14:37] ~RM: (A little easier than opening a black hole.)
[00:15:24] @Leo Atlas: Well I assume Frost will make a tornado, St'ro could practice illusioning better, Tan should carry water, and I'm gonna play my sax.
[00:15:27] ~RM: "The mote cuddles up to St'ro's face, if you could see its emotions, it might look happy."
[00:15:40] ~Umber St'ro: never once have I failed to illusion something
[00:15:46] ~Lady Frost: ....You want me to just"make" a tornado here...?
[00:15:46] ~RM: 'I feel a bit left out.' "Says Shil."
[00:15:54] ~Lady Frost: That doesn't sound like safest idea.....
[00:16:00] ~Sprite Tan: Sorry Shil, I can play in the water with you if you want.
[00:16:20] @Leo Atlas: Frost, where in this dimension is safe?
[00:16:27] ~RM: 'We have more pressing issues, I think. Later?'
[00:16:28] @Leo Atlas: (Frost play in the water with Shil)
[00:16:37] ~Sprite Tan: Yes!
[00:16:39] ~Lady Frost: (go Truck yourself with Shil)
[00:16:51] @Leo Atlas: (I'd rather not)
[00:16:55] ~RM: (Atlas/White Mage.)
[00:16:57] ~Umber St'ro: what's that about pressuring issues? tornado?
[00:17:07] ~Lady Frost: (Still not over the last white mage?)
[00:17:33] ~Lady Frost: Well Leo, making it worse isn't exactly the best idea
[00:17:37] • ~Sprite Tan pulls old flowers out of her bag and throws them in the water to dispose of them. Farewell flowers, you were with me from the start.
[00:17:43] ~Lady Frost: Does anyone else have any input on this?
[00:18:04] • @Leo Atlas starts playing his sax helpfully
[00:18:16] ~Umber St'ro: those flowers look so familiar.
[00:18:27] • ~Sprite Tan swings her sword at the water helpfully.
[00:18:34] ~Lady Frost: ..I suppose not
[00:18:42] • ~Lady Frost (casually makes a tornado)
[00:18:45] ~Sprite Tan: I don't know what you mean at all St'ro. Nope. no idea.
[00:18:53] ~RM: 'Poy. You said you weren't asking me, so no. No input.'
[00:19:01] ~Lady Frost: ..........
[00:19:04] • ~Umber St'ro obliviously stares at the early plot centric flowers... helpfully.
[00:19:07] ~Lady Frost: I do not like you.
[00:19:16] • @Leo Atlas stops playing momentarily
[00:19:18] ~Sprite Tan: Black Heart!! Do you have any input?
[00:19:19] ~Lady Frost: (take that!)
[00:19:25] @Leo Atlas: How do you think I feel?
[00:19:25] ~Lady Frost: ..................................................
[00:19:30] • @Leo Atlas continues playing
[00:19:40] ~RM: 'This causes me great emotional pain, Frost. Also, no, not really, Sprite.'
[00:19:48] ~Sprite Tan: 'Kay, thanks.
[00:19:49] ~Lady Frost: As if....
[00:20:05] • ~Umber St'ro tries to illusion the flowers into a cool flower dragon as practice
[00:20:18] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[00:20:24] ~Lady Frost: The feelings of one who wanted to use me as a weapon of mass destruction do not much matter to me.
[00:20:27] @Leo Atlas: (Another lung creature)
[00:20:37] ~RM: "He turns the flowers in a slightly different colored group of flowers. WOW!"
[00:20:40] ~Lady Frost: Pardon my callousness
[00:20:47] ~Sprite Tan: Oh, those look much nicer now St'ro!
[00:20:57] ~Umber St'ro: ah that must have been it, I love flowers that are that color
[00:21:09] ~Umber St'ro: that must have been why they were familiar
[00:21:20] • ~Umber St'ro continues practicing
[00:21:23] ~RM: 'I apologize. I thought that you were intelligent enough to comprehend sarcasm. My apologies again.'
[00:21:38] • ~Umber St'ro (would love a practice montage with all his results)
[00:21:47] ~Lady Frost: .....you really are a loathsome thing.
[00:22:04] • @Leo Atlas (to the tune of Yakety Sax on Bari Sax)
[00:22:14] • ~Lady Frost casually practices making tornados)
[00:24:34] • ~Lady Frost practices making a tiny tornado because dumb Nas Leo told her to
[00:25:07] ~RM: "Leo Atlas doesn't get much better at the sax. St'ro, after much effort, makes the flowers into lily pads, very beautifully. Frost and the Black Heart debate each other to no end, and Frost makes a pretty stable small tornado. Shil stares at the ocean, contemplating manhood. Sprite believes she has sucessfully slain the ocean, and his quite proud."
[00:25:25] • ~Sprite Tan feels like gloating to someone about her success.
[00:25:28] ~Lady Frost: Wow.....
[00:25:36] ~Lady Frost: I didn't ruin everything
[00:25:42] @Leo Atlas: Yay Progress
[00:25:48] ~Lady Frost: that's a step in the right direction, I suppose....
[00:25:54] @Leo Atlas: You haven't ruined everything yet.
[00:26:02] ~Sprite Tan: Shil! Did you see that! I totally defeated the ocean!
[00:26:05] • ~Lady Frost attempts to dispel the tornado
[00:26:14] @Leo Atlas: You just gave a chance to Shil to kill a thing
[00:26:25] • @Leo Atlas returns to playing sax
[00:26:40] ~RM: "Shil smiles wryly and gives a light clap, still deep in thought but not wanting to disappoint his sister."
[00:27:04] • ~Lady Frost succeeded and no one died. Again!
[00:27:08] • ~Sprite Tan pumps her fist and feels like doing a victory lap
[00:27:28] @Leo Atlas: (Do a victory lap around the dimension)
[00:27:36] ~Lady Frost: Well....I don't think I have anything else to do
[00:28:12] ~Lady Frost: Wish I had a book.....
[00:28:15] ~Lady Frost: That'd be nice
[00:28:26] • ~Lady Frost walks over to Shril
[00:28:55] @Leo Atlas: (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
[00:28:56] • ~Sprite Tan does a quick small victory lap around the groups
[00:29:00] ~Lady Frost: Pardon me, but do you happen to have any reading material on you?
[00:29:30] ~RM: "Shil blushes and shuffles through his things. 'Uh, no, I wasn't packed for a vacation.'"
[00:29:38] • ~Lady Frost sighs
[00:29:42] @Leo Atlas: Sprite, I remember when we got your "legs" they mentioned a turbo feature. You should totes test that.
[00:29:43] ~Lady Frost: Alright....
[00:29:55] • ~Lady Frost walks somewhere else
[00:29:58] ~Umber St'ro: ("Legs")
[00:30:27] ~Sprite Tan: Hmm I should try it, shouldn't I...
[00:30:36] @Leo Atlas: We have an entire ocean of water.
[00:30:40] ~Sprite Tan: Well, we are by the ocean so now is a good time!
[00:30:44] ~RM: "And you wouldn't belive what Marx and the Dark Lord are doing right now."
[00:31:00] ~Lady Frost: (wants a doujin of it)
[00:31:02] • ~Sprite Tan strikes a pose and then begins to run as fast as she can down the beach
[00:31:21] ~RM: ("Oh, my Lord...")
[00:31:23] ~Lady Frost: So uh, are we going to look for a way out?
[00:31:28] ~Lady Frost: (YES)
[00:31:59] ~Lady Frost: (bLACK HEART, CAN YOU SHOW ME WHAT THEY'RE DOING RIGHT NOW?)
[00:32:05] ~Lady Frost: (also caps)
[00:32:14] ~RM: "Sprite is dashin' around at the speed of sound. She is quite a distance away from the party when she begins to slow."
[00:32:29] ~RM: (Poy. Uh.... Rated NC17.)
[00:32:42] ~Lady Frost: (Both she and I are over 17)
[00:32:52] ~Lady Frost: (DO IT POY!)
[00:33:01] ~RM: (They're murdering children and eating their corpses.)
[00:33:12] • ~Umber St'ro (is rated higher than that anyway)
[00:33:14] ~Lady Frost: (do i have to swipe my fucking credit card to get some fucking yaoi up in hur?)
[00:33:21] • ~Sprite Tan stops and turn around to wave at the group.
[00:33:24] • ~Lady Frost (tries it)
[00:33:33] ~Lady Frost: Tan, you shouldn't go out that far!
[00:34:23] • ~Sprite Tan goes to the water to fill her legs up again
[00:34:31] ~RM: (Marx returns from the hatching facility, swelling with pride at his recent sucess. The Dark Lord smiles in a crooked, childish sort of way, seeing his soldier so happy to please him. The Dark Lord stokes Marx's cheek gently, and leans in slowly.)
[00:34:39] ~Sprite Tan: (omg)
[00:34:41] ~RM: "Nothing makes that not work."
[00:34:45] ~Lady Frost: (HRRRNNNNNGGGGGGG)
[00:35:13] • ~Sprite Tan walks back to the group normally
[00:35:27] ~Sprite Tan: (Hnnnnnnng)
[00:35:43] • ~Lady Frost (watches with Tan)
[00:35:53] ~Lady Frost: ("guys, you can go on ahead")
[00:35:55] • @Leo Atlas (Ignores the rest of the group using his shield for looking at porn)
[00:36:20] ~Lady Frost: (the one thing the Black Heart does right.....)
[00:36:37] ~RM: (Poy. So, she has average breasts, and decent curves... You do realize I'm not a tv, right?)
[00:38:20] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEqPBy-i35E )
[00:38:29] @Leo Atlas: (Gotta go)
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| | | | Frost
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:50 am | |
| On the last episode of Dark Lord's Erotic Fantasy, our heroes attempted to assist Shil in killing a dragon as a right of passage.
While attempting to do something completely different, Lady Frost created a Black Hole of death! And while it killed the dragon, effectively making Shil a man somehow, an extra dimensional worm also came out of it.
It transported the party to a strange dimension, but before it could kill them St'ro was able to miraculously ward it off with his magic!
The party then had a pointless beach party while practicing a bunch of random crap and watching Black Heart porn. | |
| | | | Shea
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:11 am | |
| - Spoiler:
[23:21:58] ~RM: "Last time on Dark Lord Erotic Fantasy, the party had a beach party and everyone did a bunch of stuff, and has to do something about their demension problem." [23:22:24] ~Lady Frost: (I already used that one) [23:22:32] ~RM: (And that's why I used it.) [23:22:58] @Leo Atlas: (Alruight) [23:23:00] ~Lady Frost: (  [23:23:00] @Leo Atlas: (So) [23:23:03] ~Lady Frost: ( ) [23:23:25] • ~Lady Frost opens up the map [23:23:32] ~Lady Frost: So, what have we decided to look for? [23:23:43] • @Leo Atlas puts away his Bari Sax [23:23:48] ~Lady Frost: (we were looking for an empty nest or a rock or some shit?) [23:23:50] • @Sprite Tan tries to look at the map, since she has nothing else to do [23:24:09] @Leo Atlas: Well we have a source of water, so we should look for the rift heart. [23:24:24] ~Umber St'ro: I say we look for the empty nest [23:24:31] ~Lady Frost: Alright... [23:24:37] • ~Lady Frost tries to locate that with map [23:24:43] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [23:24:52] ~Lady Frost: (Truck yer!) [23:25:36] ~RM: "Lady Frost successfully uses her map and finds that a nest is VERY nearby, to the northwest. Whether or not it's empty is yet to be seen." [23:26:17] @Leo Atlas: Well that's pretty close [23:26:27] @Leo Atlas: How lon will it take us to get there? [23:26:34] ~Lady Frost: (that sounded more like a 10 than a 19) [23:26:37] ~Lady Frost: (jussayin) [23:27:13] ~Lady Frost: (I was looking for an empty nest) [23:27:14] @Sprite Tan: So, we just need to get there? [23:27:23] ~Lady Frost: (that's what he said when I asked what to look for...) [23:28:04] ~Lady Frost: I suppose so [23:28:08] • ~Lady Frost leads the way [23:28:22] • @Leo Atlas (montages his way to the nest) [23:28:26] • @Sprite Tan follows [23:29:36] ~RM: "The party marches to the nest, having many fun adventures and learning things about themselves and others. They arrive at a pretty purple depression in the ground with a small pink cyrstal in the center." [23:30:07] ~Lady Frost: So..is this it? [23:30:13] • @Leo Atlas (ADHD mode activate) [23:30:16] @Leo Atlas: Ooooh Shiny. [23:30:19] ~Umber St'ro: so, should we ask the black heart what to do so we don't break it? [23:30:20] ~Lady Frost: Hey, Black Heart [23:30:20] @Leo Atlas: I want to poke it. [23:30:23] @Sprite Tan: So, want me to run and get that as fast as I can so we can get the Truck out? [23:30:45] ~RM: 'Poy.' [23:31:36] ~Lady Frost: Can you answer my question? [23:31:44] ~Lady Frost: Is this a Rift Heart? [23:31:46] ~RM: 'Yes, that would be it.' [23:32:06] @Sprite Tan: Hey, Black heart, is picking that up going to get us killed? [23:32:10] ~Lady Frost: I see... so how do we use this? [23:32:39] • @Leo Atlas walks slightly closer to the crystal [23:32:47] ~RM: 'Unlikely. It probably couldn't kill you, unless you go to the wrong place. I would think you pick it up and say there's no place like home. I wouldn't know, I've never used it.' [23:32:57] @Sprite Tan: Okay. [23:33:06] • @Sprite Tan jogs down towards it. [23:33:12] ~Lady Frost: H-hey! [23:33:14] ~Lady Frost: Tan! [23:33:25] ~Lady Frost: (she dun cur about him) [23:33:26] @Sprite Tan: Black Heart said it was fiiiiine. [23:33:26] ~Umber St'ro: (there's no place like... I-wanna-be-a-witch!) [23:33:36] ~Lady Frost: (XD) [23:33:40] ~Lady Frost: (you win Invalid) [23:33:46] • @Leo Atlas walks up to the Crystal [23:33:47] ~Lady Frost: (that's my favorite episode) [23:33:51] ~RM: "Shil runs after his sister, cause he's cool like that." [23:34:04] • ~Lady Frost tries to run but is a white gurl in heels in the desert [23:34:18] • @Sprite Tan walks backwards and gives Shil a cool big sis thumbs up [23:34:55] • @Leo Atlas is tempted to poke the crystal [23:34:56] ~Lady Frost: ( i was kidding XD) [23:34:58] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [23:35:03] ~Lady Frost: (NO) [23:35:04] ~RM: (You're fucked.) [23:35:22] ~Lady Frost: (my designer shoes!) [23:35:25] • ~Umber St'ro goes where everybody else is [23:35:33] • @Sprite Tan examines the crystal once she gets there [23:35:37] ~RM: "Sparky goes with St'ro to where everybody else is." [23:35:48] • ~Lady Frost somehow manages to catch up [23:35:58] ~RM: "The crystal is pretty and pink and small enough to pick up." [23:36:05] • ~Lady Frost despite being a white gurl in heels in the desert in another dimension [23:36:10] @Leo Atlas: So, how do we work this? [23:36:26] ~Lady Frost: Well, that thing couldn't tell us... [23:36:27] @Leo Atlas: Try examining it Frost. [23:36:31] ~Lady Frost: oh! [23:36:34] ~RM: 'Poy. I haven't done it.' [23:36:38] • ~Lady Frost walks over to it with the book [23:36:53] ~Umber St'ro: (geddit? done it) [23:36:56] • @Sprite Tan goes to try looking at the book too [23:37:02] ~Lady Frost: ....do you mind? [23:37:08] @Sprite Tan: No. [23:37:11] • ~Lady Frost steps away [23:37:13] ~Lady Frost: Well I do [23:37:17] @Sprite Tan: Oh. [23:37:31] @Sprite Tan: Shil, maybe you can help her look at it instead? [23:37:39] ~Umber St'ro: I wonder if we'll keep the crystal after this, and we'll be able to come back and fight worms whenever [23:37:39] @Sprite Tan: It must be a magic thing? [23:37:41] ~Lady Frost: .......I would rather he not [23:38:02] ~Lady Frost: Please, allow me to do this by myself [23:38:33] ~RM: "The book says lots of things about tons of things at the moment, due to being technically everywhere at once, but the Rift Heart comes up as just needing physical contact and to visualize your destination." [23:38:50] ~Lady Frost: ......can anyone use this? [23:38:59] @Leo Atlas: Welp. [23:39:06] @Leo Atlas: I'll try it. [23:39:15] • ~Lady Frost takes a few steps back [23:39:22] • @Sprite Tan also steps back [23:39:32] ~RM: 'Poy. I'd recommend you all try it. Otherwise you may leave someone behind.' [23:39:39] @Sprite Tan: Oh shit, right [23:39:46] • @Sprite Tan steps forward again [23:39:46] ~Lady Frost: Oh.... [23:39:48] @Leo Atlas: So where should we go? [23:39:52] • ~Lady Frost walks up to the gem [23:40:00] ~Lady Frost: Home.... [23:40:04] @Sprite Tan: Um, my town? [23:40:15] ~Lady Frost: Wait, where in our dimension? [23:40:17] ~Umber St'ro: so where should we go, and should we all touch it at once while holding hands so we don't get separated, and we need sparky to be touching us too. [23:40:22] ~Lady Frost: I suggest back to Tan's town. [23:40:29] @Leo Atlas: Sounds good. [23:40:44] ~Lady Frost: (If you took us to Lille...XD) [23:41:00] ~Lady Frost: *I meant our home dimension btw) [23:41:29] • @Leo Atlas tries to visualizes Tan's hometown [23:41:32] ~RM: "Sparky cuddles up to St'ro to not be seperated." [23:41:34] • ~Lady Frost ditto [23:41:41] ~RM: !data Ditto 132 DittoNormalLimberImposterHP 48Atk 48Def 48SpA 48SpD 48Spe 48BST 288 [23:41:41] • ~Lady Frost touches the stone [23:41:46] • ~Umber St'ro starts singing hands across darklordmerica and holds hands with whoever reaches out [23:41:48] • @Sprite Tan hold's onto Shil's hand so he doesn't get lost and thinks of home [23:41:52] ~Lady Frost: (just then, Frost summoned a ditto!) [23:41:53] • @Leo Atlas touches the crystal [23:42:06] • @Sprite Tan grabs onto leo [23:42:18] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 12 [23:42:26] ~Lady Frost: (huzzah!) [23:42:50] ~Lady Frost: (Crit: We're in a line at the DMV in Tan's town) [23:43:09] @Leo Atlas: (None of us have cars ._.) [23:43:15] ~Lady Frost: (I do.) [23:43:28] @Sprite Tan: (what) [23:43:37] @Sprite Tan: (cars are gross) [23:43:47] ~Lady Frost: (What rich White Gurl doesn't have one? [23:43:49] ~Lady Frost: ) [23:44:34] ~RM: "The party arrives in Nisloden, and the crystal turns to dust, which appears to be slightly more on fire then when the party last left, with corpses of Sprites scattered around. A few Umber Hulks wearing dark cloaks, three of them, are breaking in doors where the party arrives." [23:44:55] ~Lady Frost: What?! [23:44:57] ~Umber St'ro: (are there even cars?) [23:44:58] @Sprite Tan: Oh shit! [23:45:01] ~Lady Frost: What's happening? [23:45:04] ~RM: 'Truck!' [23:45:10] ~RM: 'Poy.' [23:45:10] • @Leo Atlas draws his sword and shield [23:45:21] @Sprite Tan: What the Truck is-! [23:45:29] ~Umber St'ro: I hate how stupid umber hulks are [23:45:40] • ~Lady Frost attempts to douse some of the flames with water magic [23:45:42] @Leo Atlas: (I vote for that to be a shirt) [23:45:53] ~RM: "The hulks that were attempting to kill sprites turn towards the party and prepare to fight." [23:45:55] • ~Lady Frost (destroys entire village with flood) [23:45:58] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [23:46:41] ~Lady Frost: (1: An ocean with a worm in it is summoned.) [23:47:01] ~RM: "The village has been put out in a beautiful rainshower, and the hulks are distracted. Critical H2O." [23:47:03] @Sprite Tan: St'ro, where's an Umber Hulk's weak point? [23:47:09] ~Lady Frost: (XD) [23:47:18] ~Umber St'ro: the knee, the right knee specifically [23:47:19] ~Lady Frost: Wow, that worked out better than I expected.... [23:47:34] @Sprite Tan: I'm gonna Truck these guys up. [23:47:49] • @Sprite Tan goes in for the kneecap, with her sword [23:47:50] • @Leo Atlas advances towards the hulks [23:48:00] • ~Umber St'ro climbs onto an umber hulk's back to hurt its knee [23:48:01] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 16 [23:48:20] • ~Lady Frost (is done trying things so she doesn't flatten the whole town) [23:48:27] • @Leo Atlas strikes at another one of the umber hulk's knees with his sword [23:48:47] • ~Lady Frost tries not to ruin everything again [23:49:05] ~RM: "Sprite tan kills an Umber Hulk by swording it's knee, hilariously. St'ro jumps on the back of one Umber Hulk, riding it until it kills the other one by breaking its knee. The one he is riding then dies as well. Critical Rodeo." [23:49:33] • ~Lady Frost awkwardly stands with Shil in the "inactive mages" corner. [23:49:38] @Leo Atlas: (I also want a critical TRodeo shirt) [23:49:46] ~RM: "Shil stands silently in shock." [23:49:54] • @Sprite Tan checks in the houses they just broken open for any injured/survivors [23:49:55] ~Umber St'ro: believe it or not, this is my first rodeo [23:50:01] ~Lady Frost: Uh....are you alright? [23:50:06] • ~Lady Frost fails at consoling people [23:50:19] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [23:50:23] ~Lady Frost: (wow) [23:50:31] ~RM: "There are unfortunately no survivors in the house. Not even kittens." [23:50:37] @Sprite Tan: Truck! [23:50:44] @Leo Atlas: (D:) [23:50:47] @Sprite Tan: Everyone, check the other houses! [23:50:55] ~Lady Frost: .....Why would they do this? [23:51:01] ~Umber St'ro: we should clear out the rest of the umber hulks [23:51:06] • @Leo Atlas exits and starts looking around the village for survivors [23:51:09] ~Lady Frost: And those cloaks, could they be supporters of the Dark Lord? [23:51:16] ~Umber St'ro: these two have family here you know [23:51:18] ~Lady Frost: I wonder what happened in the facility while we were gone... [23:51:22] ~RM: 'Poy. No, it's clearly a fashion statement.' [23:51:24] @Sprite Tan: Who the Truck else would they be Frost? [23:51:46] ~Umber St'ro: alright, I'll wait for one of the people who should care to say something. [23:51:51] @Sprite Tan: Stop standing there and speculating, help search for survivors！ [23:52:04] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [23:52:09] • ~Lady Frost looks around [23:52:12] • @Sprite Tan continues looking [23:52:37] ~Lady Frost: (can we take out the thing that limits the number of times in a row we can use that?) [23:52:43] ~Lady Frost: (the command) [23:53:13] ~RM: "Leo Atlas finds a few houses with Sprite's hidden away safely. Frost finds a few stray Sprites and guides them to safety. Sprite also finds survivors, and notices her own houses door is still closed." [23:53:19] ~RM: *house's [23:54:15] • @Sprite Tan tells the sprite's to stay hidden and goes down to her own home, skipping those in between [23:54:49] • @Sprite Tan opens the door [23:54:56] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [23:54:58] • @Leo Atlas tells the sprites to stay hidden and keep an eye out for more hulks [23:55:08] ~Lady Frost: (wow) [23:55:37] ~Lady Frost: (yes please) [23:55:49] ~RM: "Jan and Mar are both in the house, standing over the body of an Umber Hulk. They are both safe and glad to see their daughter. Mar walks over and hugs her. 'Thank god!'" [23:56:00] ~Lady Frost: (whatever god that is anyway) [23:56:06] ~RM: "Shil is standing next to St'ro still, not quite over his shock." [23:56:10] @Sprite Tan: What the hell happened while we were gone? [23:56:25] @Sprite Tan: Wait, don't answer, let me get Shil! [23:56:41] • @Sprite Tan goes out the door and yells down the street for Shil. [23:56:50] @Sprite Tan: Shil! Mom and Dad are here! They're fine! [23:57:07] ~RM: (Enemies are here, screams.) [23:57:11] ~RM: (#yolo) [23:57:40] ~RM: "Shil nods and runs over to where to Sprite is, and recieves love from his parents, who are also glad he is safe." [23:57:52] • ~Umber St'ro (tries to illusion his voice into leo saying "We should go kill the rest of the invaders") [23:58:11] @Sprite Tan: You guys should all stay here and hunker down until we clear out the city, it's not safe. [23:58:11] ~Lady Frost: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltjT25GyXTM ) [23:58:21] ~RM: 'No, I'm coming with you, Tan.' [23:58:33] ~Lady Frost: ....are you sure that is what you want? [23:58:34] @Sprite Tan: You're my baby brother, I [23:58:37] • @Leo Atlas tries to find Tan's house [23:58:41] ~Lady Frost: You saw for yourselves the kind of situation we're in [23:58:42] ~RM: "He did." [23:58:49] @Sprite Tan: -I will not let you get hurt, okay? [23:58:50] ~Lady Frost: It's not the best thing to associate yourself with [23:58:57] @Leo Atlas: Are there anymore enemies around? [23:59:01] ~RM: 'Your my big sister, and I'm not letting YOU get hurt.' [23:59:04] ~Lady Frost: (especially not when you're so young!) [23:59:05] ~RM: *You're [23:59:09] ~Lady Frost: (you're only 30!) [23:59:14] @Leo Atlas: (You're about 4 injuries too late SHil) [23:59:15] ~Umber St'ro: Shil is a man now remember? [23:59:24] ~Lady Frost: ...because I killed a dragon [23:59:30] ~Umber St'ro: he was there [23:59:52] @Sprite Tan: Ah, we don't have time for your moody thirty years arguing, fine, you can come with just stay back so you don't get hurt okay? [23:59:56] ~Lady Frost: I guess that's what counts here [00:00:08] ~RM: 'Fine, I'll stay back, let's just go find the invaders.' [00:00:11] ~Umber St'ro: that's what he should be doing anyway, he needs to heal people [00:00:25] ~Lady Frost: (maybe you guys can meat shield him too) [00:00:27] ~Umber St'ro: actually since I'm the big one, he will probably be healing me a lot [00:00:40] ~Lady Frost: (I'm sexier.) [00:00:42] @Sprite Tan: Dad, do you know which direction they came from? [00:00:43] ~Lady Frost: (jussayin) [00:00:46] Mr Frwzn H2O: (Do it) [00:00:58] @Sprite Tan: (what?) [00:01:19] Mr Frwzn H2O: (Idek) [00:01:19] ~RM: " 'Uh, no, not really. Through the mountains, I think.' " [00:02:19] @Sprite Tan: Okay, everyone let's head to the square, they might be concentrated there. [00:02:54] ~Lady Frost: Lead the way [00:03:00] • ~Umber St'ro is lead whenever someone leads [00:03:09] • @Leo Atlas ditto [00:03:17] • ~Lady Frost same [00:03:24] ~RM: "Shil leads, because for once I have the chance to move the damn plot and I'm going to take it." [00:03:48] • @Sprite Tan follows closely behind Shil, ready to lose an arm for him. [00:04:25] ~RM: "The group makes their way to the town circle, and unsurprisingly, Marx seems to be napping on top of the fountain." [00:04:38] ~Lady Frost: .....! [00:05:06] @Sprite Tan: Hey shit head! [00:05:16] ~RM: 'Oh, yo, guys. What's new?' [00:05:26] @Sprite Tan: What the Truck is this?! [00:05:30] @Leo Atlas: Not much. Just got back from killing a dragon. [00:05:33] ~Lady Frost: We had a deal! [00:05:57] • ~Umber St'ro rodeos another hulk while the conversations drags on [00:05:59] @Leo Atlas: We took a small detour in literally nowhere, but we got back fine. [00:06:30] ~RM: 'Yeah, I know, we totally did. That's the thing, though, I did let you guys leave. And then you kind of runined my bid for power in Fac. 4. So, because I'm petty, here I am.' [00:06:43] @Sprite Tan: Oh fucking- The note! [00:07:00] ~Lady Frost: You loathsome little..... [00:07:02] ~RM: 'Yep, the note. I only got like 5 hulks.' [00:07:06] ~RM: *50 [00:07:26] @Sprite Tan: To be fair, we didn't even read it before we took it. We also forgot to write in that you killed him. [00:07:37] @Leo Atlas: Only 50? [00:07:43] @Leo Atlas: Man, what a shame. [00:07:51] ~RM: 'Well, that was sure nice of you. And yeah, man, only 50. Wonder why that is.' [00:08:06] • @Sprite Tan points sword at him [00:08:09] ~Lady Frost: It was enough for you to do this! [00:08:15] @Sprite Tan: So this is where we have a cool battle then. [00:08:17] • ~Umber St'ro illusions up a a tattoo of a feminine hygiene product on marx's face
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[23:18:35] ~RM: "Last time on Finally, A Boss!, there was finally a boss, who is sitting on top of a fountain in the Nisloden town circle, and has just recently killed many sprites. There is also a pretty female beauty product logo on his face." [23:19:44] ~Lady Frost: (someone do a thing) [23:19:48] @Sprite Tan: [00:08:05] • @Sprite Tan points sword at him [23:19:48] @Sprite Tan: [00:08:14] @Sprite Tan: So this is where we have a cool battle then. [23:19:57] ~RM: 'Yeah, guess so.' [23:20:12] • @Leo Atlas edges closer to Marx, his weapons drawn [23:20:46] • ~Lady Frost stands back and waits [23:21:01] ~RM: "Marx yawns, and jumps down from the fountain, landing with such force that the ground begins to crack beneath him. 'Alright, time to fight, then.' " [23:21:08] ~Lady Frost: (fatty) [23:21:23] • ~Umber St'ro illusions a false umber st'ro to use his strategy to confound and destroy marx [23:21:32] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [23:21:33] • ~Lady Frost (casts Jenny Craig on Marx) [23:21:37] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [23:22:22] • @Sprite Tan settles into a defensive position [23:22:36] ~RM: "Umber St'ro succesfully creates a second Umber St'ro, who looks exactly like the first. He himself vanishes. Critical out of there." [23:22:49] • ~Lady Frost casts confusion magic on Marx [23:22:56] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [23:23:02] ~Lady Frost: (YUS) [23:23:24] ~Lady Frost: (hell hath no fury like a sexually frustrated white gurl) [23:23:37] ~RM: "Marx seems to be a bit disoriented for now. He hasn't drawn his weapons yet and hasn't moved from his initial spot. " [23:23:38] • ~Umber St'ro sneak attacks marx by punching him in the adam's apple while his illusion tosses rocks missing on purpose [23:24:09] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [23:24:47] ~RM: "Marx takes a Truck of a shot to the adam's apple, and falls to the ground choking. He leaps backwards to recover out of harms way." [23:25:22] • @Leo Atlas charges at Marx and slashes at his throat [23:25:35] • @Sprite Tan uses a bit of her speed boost to swoop in with a diagonal, downwards slash, watching out for Leo [23:25:46] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [23:25:51] • ~Lady Frost tries to freeze water around Marx's feet to prevent evasion [23:26:44] ~RM: "Marx grabs Leo's sword in mid swing and throws him back at Sprite Tan, and then kicks the ice at his feet towards Frost's face. Critical baddass." [23:27:01] ~Lady Frost: Eep! [23:27:05] • ~Lady Frost attempts to dodge [23:27:10] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 5 [23:27:16] ~Lady Frost: (yay!) [23:27:26] ~RM: "Lady Frost is pelted with ice, brusing her pretty face and torso." [23:27:34] • @Sprite Tan drops her sword down low so it wont impale Leo and tries to slow herself to lessen the collision [23:27:41] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [23:27:46] • ~Lady Frost falls to her knees [23:27:49] ~Lady Frost: Ow... [23:28:00] • ~Lady Frost tries to blind Marx [23:28:21] ~RM: "Leo and Sprite take a tumble together, and Leo gets a gash in his side. Luckily, he's not dead. Or seriously injured. Critical roll!" [23:28:47] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [23:29:10] • ~Umber St'ro chokes marx (this is the destroying part) [23:29:16] • @Leo Atlas gets to his feet and gets Shil's attention [23:29:23] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [23:29:23] @Leo Atlas: Can you heal me? [23:29:28] • @Sprite Tan stands as quickly as she can without falling back over and calls for Shil as she goes to get another slash in [23:29:46] ~RM: 'Right, on it!' "Leo is healed pretty well by Spite magic." [23:30:36] ~RM: "Marx grabs St'ro arm despite being mostly blind, and judo flips him into the ground, causing minor damage." [23:30:56] • @Leo Atlas charges Marx again, aiming for his temple with a slash [23:31:01] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [23:31:07] • ~Lady Frost aims a fire spell at him while he's distracted and also blind so this should tucking work [23:32:23] ~RM: "Marx barely manages to avoid getting his head cut off before being flung backwards on fire. 'Alright, guys, play time is about over.' Marx unwraps his chains from around his arms, and is prepared to take this seriously." [23:32:29] • ~Umber St'ro now tries stabbing marx in the neck carefully [23:32:38] ~Umber St'ro: (after getting up that is) [23:32:50] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 5 [23:33:10] • @Sprite Tan tries to circle around and slash Marx's back [23:33:20] • @Leo Atlas cuts at him while he's distracted by st'ro [23:34:05] • ~Lady Frost aims a lighting spell at Marx's Chains [23:35:14] ~RM: "Marx flicks one of his wrists and flings St'ro hard into the side of a building. He then kicks backward prettily and boots Sprite back into the fountain. Then, he rolls back around and drop kicks Leo into the ground. He neatly dodges Frost's lighting spell, and, in one swift move, knocks her over with one of his chains from a slight distance." [23:35:24] ~Lady Frost: (boo) [23:35:24] ~RM: (He's got some great rolls.) [23:35:33] ~Lady Frost: (how badly am I hurt?) [23:35:47] ~Umber St'ro: \\this is getting silly\\ [23:35:50] ~RM: (Not too bad at this point, just stunned.) [23:35:57] ~Lady Frost: ugh... [23:36:01] ~Lady Frost: You are... [23:36:05] ~Lady Frost: Getting on my nerves [23:36:12] ~RM: "Shil heals the party, making most people feel slightly better. He's getting fatigued, however." [23:36:13] • @Leo Atlas rolls to his feet and slashes at marx's kidneys [23:36:21] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [23:36:31] • ~Umber St'ro makes his illusion say "oh no, the illusion wore off" and rush him [23:37:02] • ~Lady Frost manipulates a sizable amount of water from the fountain and blasts it at Mar in true avatar fashion [23:37:43] • @Sprite Tan gets up and then rushes forward, aiming to stab him in the back [23:38:13] ~RM: "Marx braces for impact from St'ro, only to have him harmlessly pass through. Then, he tries to dodge Leo, but is too late to avoid it entirely. He ends up taking it in the leg. Frost wipes Marx, Leo, and Sprite away with water and moves them away from the others by a bit." [23:38:43] • ~Lady Frost attempts to freeze only marx (please?) with the water [23:39:15] • @Leo Atlas gets to his feet and strikes at Marx's brain stem [23:39:26] ~RM: "Marx anticipates the move and jumps into the air. Leo and Sprite are frozen to the ground." [23:39:32] • ~Umber St'ro once again attempts to stab marx in the neck [23:39:33] ~Lady Frost: grrrr [23:39:38] ~RM: "Critical ice ice baby." [23:39:41] ~Umber St'ro: (and destroy him) [23:39:53] • @Leo Atlas tries to break out of the ice [23:39:58] • ~Lady Frost launches more water and tries to skewer him in midair [23:40:00] • @Sprite Tan tries to break out as well [23:41:41] ~RM: "Leo Atlas and Sprite both fail to escape. Marx sees St'ro coming and hooks a chain to the ground to pull himself away, only for Frost to skewer him with some water. He's well blended and falls crashing to the ground. He appears to not be dead, however." [23:42:12] ~Lady Frost: Just how much more can you take? [23:42:23] • @Leo Atlas strikes at the ice with his scabbard [23:42:28] • ~Lady Frost bombards him with more pressurized water [23:42:36] • @Sprite Tan tried to chip her way out of the ice [23:42:38] ~Lady Frost: (Butch from Team Rocket is feelin relentless) [23:42:41] • ~Umber St'ro (illusions baman to be marx's best fwend) [23:43:35] ~RM: 'A little bit here and there.' "Marx gets up quickly and bats the water aside with a chain. Shil begins trying to dig Sprite out while Leo breaks free. " [23:43:58] • ~Umber St'ro tries to illusion a picture of some attractive nude people on marx's pupils [23:44:09] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [23:44:24] • @Sprite Tan continues chipping her way out with a sheepish thanks to her brother [23:44:39] • @Leo Atlas raises his shield and charges marx, winding up a slash aimed at his stomach [23:45:10] • ~Lady Frost attempts to magically poison him [23:45:14] ~Lady Frost: (final fantasy ftw) [23:45:22] ~Lady Frost: (also originality) [23:46:48] ~RM: "Tan removes herself from the ice with Shil's help. The naked people on Marx's pupils distract him for just long enough for Leo to slash at his stomach. Marx steps backwards, bleeding out. 'Aw, damn. This is a problem...' Marx resists the poisoning, and then fishes something out of his pouch and swallows it. A dark cocoon envelops him and is glowing fiercely." [23:47:19] ~Umber St'ro: that doesn't look fun [23:47:26] • ~Lady Frost tries to burn through the cocoon [23:47:31] ~Umber St'ro: frost burn it, that sounds like a really good idea right now [23:47:33] • @Leo Atlas slashes at the caccoon [23:47:35] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [23:47:38] @Sprite Tan: Well, this is going to get worse, Shil stay back just in case! [23:48:09] • @Sprite Tan also goes in to get a hit in [23:48:50] ~RM: "The cocoon takes are great deal of damage from the crit, but it doesn't seem to have broken. Maybe whatever is inside will be worse off, but it doesn't look like its been broken. Critical egg punching." [23:49:13] • ~Umber St'ro runs to do a super punch on the cocoon [23:49:14] • ~Lady Frost continues to blast it with fire, trying to roast him from the isnide [23:49:25] • @Sprite Tan tries to stab into the coccon [23:49:27] • @Leo Atlas slashes at it repeatedly [23:49:57] ~Lady Frost: You can't hide in there forever! [23:50:13] ~Umber St'ro: (come out and show your pretty body) [23:50:17] ~Lady Frost: (cook at 450 degrees for 10 minutes until golden brown) [23:50:33] • ~Lady Frost (tries not to melt the sexy off) [23:50:34] @Sprite Tan: (lolwat) [23:50:38] ~RM: "The cocoon hatches dramatically and a giant, clawed version of the previous man emerges. He steps aside quickly avoiding the attack, and smirks. 'Okay, now this is cool. You guys should totally see this.'" [23:50:45] ~Umber St'ro: (he was afraid to come out of the cocoon, he was so nervous somebody would see) [23:51:05] ~RM: (Starfire Marx?) [23:51:07] @Sprite Tan: See what? [23:51:14] • @Sprite Tan jumps back as she talks [23:51:16] • ~Umber St'ro tries to illusion him more blind [23:51:24] ~Umber St'ro: (while running away) [23:51:25] • ~Lady Frost also tries to blind [23:51:52] • @Leo Atlas stabs at his Achilles tendon [23:52:26] ~Umber St'ro: guys does anyone know what this thing is? [23:52:42] @Leo Atlas: (He mega-evolved) [23:55:10] ~RM: "Marx warps away from the blind spells with dizzying speed, and finds his way over to Tan. Before anyone has time to react, Tan is literally torn asunder, finally having her bad luck catch up to her. Shil's as widen as he screams. Marx then takes a shot to the tendon, before wiping out his leg and knocking Leo away. It seems to have slowed him considerably, however." [23:55:11] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDdDaZuMWko ) [23:55:13] ~Lady Frost: ( ) [23:55:38] ~Lady Frost: (O_O) [23:55:41] ~Lady Frost: (wow.) [23:55:51] @Leo Atlas: TAN! [23:55:54] @Sprite Tan: (Bye lol) [23:55:57] • ~Lady Frost tries to do the dark chain thingy again like with the Spider [23:56:03] ~Umber St'ro: okay, she's dead, let's not also be dead [23:56:15] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 7 [23:56:34] • @Leo Atlas stabs at Marx's other leg [23:57:10] • ~Umber St'ro illusions a really loud fucking noise to hurt marx's ears [23:58:27] ~RM: "Marx quickly escapes from the chains and impales Lady Frost through the stomach, killing her with dignity. Leo impales Marx's other leg and Umber dizziness is causing him to stumble." [23:59:10] • ~Umber St'ro rushes marx and tries again to stab his neck [23:59:17] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [23:59:22] • @Leo Atlas stabs at Marx's back while he's stunned, aiming for his heart [23:59:26] @Sprite Tan: (Hi Frost, welcome to the afterlife party) [23:59:31] ~Lady Frost: (w00t!) [23:59:41] @Sprite Tan: (lesbian dance party woot!) [23:59:42] • ~Lady Frost (makes out with Tan where no one else in the party can see) [23:59:56] • @Sprite Tan (also makes out with Frost) [00:00:17] ~Lady Frost: (v ) [00:00:21] ~Lady Frost: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMI9jipYgT4 ) [00:00:57] ~RM: "St'ro's attack is redirected, and he finally finds someone's neck, his own. Leo manages to hit Marx in the heart, which cripples him to the point he may as well be dead. He slides off the sword and coughs up the black object, and then passes out." [00:01:21] • @Leo Atlas aims two more stabs at his lungs [00:01:21] ~Umber St'ro: shil!!!!! [00:01:23] ~Umber St'ro: help [00:01:35] • ~Umber St'ro coughs up blood [00:01:36] ~Lady Frost: (st'ro isn't invited to the lesbo rave) [00:01:40] ~Umber St'ro: (my cancer) [00:01:44] ~Lady Frost: (none of you are) [00:01:49] ~Lady Frost: (it's private) [00:02:03] ~Umber St'ro: (oh god, my parents never let me do anything) [00:02:10] @Sprite Tan: (lol) [00:02:13] ~Umber St'ro: (and my rent at the place I live without them is too high) [00:02:26] • ~Lady Frost is dead [00:02:31] ~RM: "Shil rushes over to Umber St'ro and heals him quickly, causing him to stay conscious and somehow live this. Critical St'ro. Marx is now dead." [00:02:34] • ~Lady Frost but still pretty [00:02:52] ~Lady Frost: ("Hey Marx") [00:03:02] ~Lady Frost: ("Come join the rave!") [00:03:03] • @Leo Atlas (throws a techno rave) [00:03:11] ~RM: ('Yo.') [00:03:17] • ~Lady Frost (continues making out with Tan) [00:03:23] ~Umber St'ro: thank you shil, I'm very sorry you had to be here for this [00:03:24] • @Sprite Tan (same) [00:03:45] ~Lady Frost: ("Also thanks for ruining my clothes before I died) [00:03:54] ~Lady Frost: ("You bastard. I loved those.") [00:04:28] @Sprite Tan: ("I'm still pissed that you killed so many people here.") [00:04:34] • ~Umber St'ro loots marx whenever the RM isn't busy and ceases input [00:04:47] • @Leo Atlas does the same [00:04:57] ~Lady Frost: ("don't worry about this loser") [00:05:18] ~Lady Frost: ("I was gonna give him some. But now i realized that I'm a lesbian angel!") [00:05:24] • ~Lady Frost (keeps making out) [00:05:37] @Sprite Tan: ("Lesbian angels in space!") [00:05:48] • @Sprite Tan (also continues with the make out [00:05:49] @Leo Atlas: (iiiiiiiiiin Spaaaaaaaaaace) [00:05:56] @Sprite Tan: (*)) [00:06:58] ~Lady Frost: (If only my meat shields were working) [00:07:16] @Leo Atlas: (I was stabbing the shit out of his ankles.) [00:08:13] @Sprite Tan: (Sorry frost, normally I would have jumped in front but...) [00:13:06] ~Lady Frost: (is the lesbian make-out party over?) [00:13:28] ~Lady Frost: (maybe we should stay dead shea) [00:13:32] ~Lady Frost: (this might be better) [00:13:36] @Sprite Tan: (lol) [00:15:41] ~RM: "Frost and Tan's corpses begin to compress into themselves, turning into a bright orange light. They are slowly begining to reassemble. It hurts beyond belief as the muscle, skin, and bones start to regrow. Shil, still in complete shock, starts to vomit as his sister begins to reform." [00:15:54] ~Lady Frost: (eewww) [00:16:14] @Sprite Tan: (lol) [00:16:18] • ~Lady Frost Lady Frost, Purée de Frost [00:16:23] ~Lady Frost: whoops [00:16:27] ~Lady Frost: () [00:16:36] ~Lady Frost: (XD) [00:17:55] • @Leo Atlas loots again [00:17:59] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [00:18:05] ~Lady Frost: (nbd we're just turning into mush) [00:18:11] ~Lady Frost: (proceed as normal) [00:18:16] ~Lady Frost: (ignore the necromancy) [00:18:25] @Sprite Tan: (yep, go right ahead guys) [00:18:35] • ~Lady Frost (makes out with Tan as a pile of goop) [00:18:39] • ~Umber St'ro picks up the fucking orb that was clearly laying right there [00:18:44] • @Sprite Tan (goopy goopy love) [00:19:10] • ~Umber St'ro checks out the body exibit [00:19:22] ~RM: "Leo Atlas makes a convenient necklace from some of Marx's chains, which seems to have some kind of magical power." [00:19:57] ~RM: "Frost and Sprite have almost finished reforming, with their limbs and organs snapping and slooshing into place." [00:20:02] • @Leo Atlas goes to Frost's bag, looking for the book of examining [00:20:09] ~Lady Frost: (HEY!) [00:20:21] @Leo Atlas: (You don't need it right now) [00:20:25] @Sprite Tan: (Leo bad) [00:20:53] ~Lady Frost: (YOU AIN'T GETTING AWAY WITH THAT) [00:20:59] @Leo Atlas: (Fien) [00:21:02] ~Lady Frost: (zombie goo lesbian attack bitches!) [00:21:04] • @Leo Atlas waits for the two to reform [00:21:35] ~Lady Frost: (ask a lady nicely) [00:21:48] @Leo Atlas: (You'll say no) [00:21:56] ~Lady Frost: (she'll do it for you) [00:21:56] ~RM: 'What... what is happening...' Shil mumtters. [00:21:58] ~Lady Frost: (nosey Butch from Team Rocket) [00:22:01] ~RM: *mutters [00:22:02] • @Sprite Tan (joins frost in attacking leo as mush) [00:22:16] @Leo Atlas: Great question Shil [00:23:31] ~Lady Frost: (just conveniently wipe our memories of the dimension) [00:23:33] ~RM: "The ladies have finished forming, and their belongings and clothing appear soon after. They are now conscious, and they remember all of their very recent reforming epsiode." [00:24:07] @Leo Atlas: So, what was that? [00:24:21] ~Lady Frost: I... [00:24:22] • ~Umber St'ro makes a mental note of their naked body details [00:24:27] • ~Lady Frost collapses [00:24:29] • @Sprite Tan is totally fucking out of it right now, and not really ready to talk [00:24:45] ~Lady Frost: (DON'T TOUCH MY PURSE LEO) [00:24:55] @Leo Atlas: (I'M NOT GOING TO.) [00:24:56] ~RM: "Shil rushes over to Tan. 'You're alive! I mean, how?! What just happened?!' [00:24:57] ~RM: " [00:25:30] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, what happened exactly, was it something to do with marx? [00:25:41] • @Leo Atlas crouches in front of Frost and pokes her forehead [00:25:52] • ~Lady Frost is unresponsive [00:26:15] • @Sprite Tan grabs onto her brother. [00:26:32] @Sprite Tan: I- I- [00:26:47] ~Lady Frost: (at least I have my sexy heels) [00:26:50] @Sprite Tan: I don't know what that was. [00:27:00] ~RM: "Shil tries his best to remain calm, and wraps his arms around his sister gently. 'It's okay, we'll figure it out later.' " [00:27:34] @Leo Atlas: We should find a place to rest these two [00:27:57] ~Umber St'ro: frost, we kind of need to know if we can come back from the dead. [00:28:03] ~RM: 'Poy.' [00:28:10] ~RM: 'Just putting that out there.' [00:28:10] • ~Lady Frost is unconscious you assholes [00:28:20] ~Umber St'ro: oh that's incredibly convenient, hi black heart [00:28:46] ~Lady Frost: (you guys are douchebags) [00:28:54] ~RM: 'Hi, St'ro. I couldn't help but notice you were ignoring me to ask near corpses questions they don't know the answer to.' [00:30:18] @Leo Atlas: Right you exist. [00:30:26] ~RM: 'So do you, unfortunately.' [00:30:29] @Leo Atlas: So what was that, with them apparently coming back from the dead. [00:30:58] ~Umber St'ro: (ah yes, pardon me for giving the people who just died attention when you clearly needed it) [00:31:29] ~Lady Frost: (and by attention he means sexually profiling them mentally and probing them for answers) [00:31:38] ~RM: 'They seem to have come back from the dead. This is a phenomena I've only seen a few times. Poy. It generally means that people have a great purpose. I can smell the stench of immortality in the air. On more than just them, in fact.' [00:31:59] @Leo Atlas: Oh? Who else has it? [00:32:25] ~RM: 'That would be you and St'ro. The sprite boy has not been chosen by destiny.' [00:32:35] ~RM: 'He may die, poy.' [00:33:25] @Leo Atlas: Well, that's certainly interesting/ [00:34:04] ~Umber St'ro: so we only need to be exactly as careful with him as we already were going to be [00:34:27] ~Umber St'ro: so black heart, what will it be like if we die? [00:34:31] ~Umber St'ro: what was it like for them? [00:34:38] ~Lady Frost: (jesus do we have to do this XD?) [00:34:47] ~Lady Frost: (this is so fucking boring for the unconscious people) [00:34:49] ~RM: 'I've never died, but judging by the reactions, I'm going to say fairly unpleasant.' [00:34:58] @Leo Atlas: We should bring these two to Tan's house or something [00:35:02] @Sprite Tan: (nah, it's important) [00:35:11] ~RM: "Shil nods. 'Yeah, this can probably wait.' " [00:35:23] ~RM: 'Tan, can you walk or do you need help?' [00:35:44] The Audience: ( >.> >.> >.>) [00:35:49] • @Sprite Tan nods [00:36:01] • @Sprite Tan tries to stand up [00:36:22] ~RM: "Shil quickly supports her before she falls over. 'Atlas, grab Frost.' " [00:36:29] ~Umber St'ro: how were we chosen anyway? and when? [00:36:42] • @Leo Atlas hoists Frost over his shoulder [00:36:46] @Leo Atlas: Let's get going then [00:36:55] ~RM: 'Poy. I'm.... Not... Sure... I really have no idea. This is actually a rather alarming moment for me.' [00:37:25] ~Lady Frost: (don't show them my panties!) [00:37:29] • @Leo Atlas (montages his way to Tan's house) [00:37:34] ~RM: (GLORIOUS PANTIES) [00:37:53] @Sprite Tan: (They saw your panties as your clothes regenerated lawl) [00:38:11] ~RM: (They say plenty more than your panties.) [00:38:40] • The Audience (laughs) [00:39:13] • @Leo Atlas montages his way to tan's house [00:39:22] • ~Umber St'ro tries to wake frost up [00:39:33] • ~Lady Frost nah [00:39:52] • ~Umber St'ro goes with them [00:40:33] • @Sprite Tan leans on shil and makes her way there as well [00:41:04] ~RM: "The party arrives at Tan's house and quickly tucks them into Tan's old bed together. The rest of the party is going to have to share floor space. Tan's parents are out repairing the town." [00:41:07] • ~Lady Frost is an unconscious white gurl [00:41:33] ~Lady Frost: (Whoo! lesbian party part 2!) [00:43:05] • The Audience (laugs) [00:43:15] The Audience: (laughs*) [00:43:20] • @Leo Atlas sets up his sleeping pad and goes to sleep [00:43:27] ~Umber St'ro: I think we should help repair the town to take our mind off things [00:43:45] ~RM: 'Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, St'ro.' [00:44:05] ~Lady Frost: (yeah you guys can bondage) [00:44:13] ~Umber St'ro: lead the way, you know what's the most important to repair [00:45:04] • @Sprite Tan passes out [00:45:08] ~RM: 'Probably whatever houses we can find, you know? I'm not really sure what could use the help, but whatever we can find to fix.' [00:45:16] ~Lady Frost: (ZzZZZZzZzZZZzzZZZzzzZZZZZ) [00:45:47] • ~Umber St'ro goes out and uses his cool height to notice a house in complete disrepair [00:46:18] • ~Lady Frost (dreams of jesus) [00:46:34] @Leo Atlas: (Jayzus) [00:46:53] ~RM: "He finds a house in complete disrepair, and Shil nods. 'Yeah, that one could probably use the help.' He walks over and starts clearing out wreckage. 'Today is... a really strange day.' " [00:47:17] • ~Umber St'ro starts using mud to repair things [00:47:24] ~Umber St'ro: so whose house is thi? [00:47:32] ~Umber St'ro: (this*) [00:48:22] • @Sprite Tan cuddles up to Frost in her sleep [00:48:33] ~RM: " 'A little family, a mom and two kids, I think.' " [00:49:23] ~Umber St'ro: do you like them? [00:50:55] ~RM: 'Uh, I don't know them very well. Yeah, I guess so. I like helping people in general.' He wipes his brow and sighs. 'I'm not of much use, am I?' [00:51:44] ~Umber St'ro: I'd be in there too if you hadn't been there [00:52:04] ~Umber St'ro: personally I don't want to be a pile of bones, looking like a pile of lungs every so often is enough for me [00:52:40] ~Umber St'ro: just pack some mud, it's impossible to be bad at this. [00:52:54] ~RM: "Shil laughs gently. 'I guess you have a point. Can't possibly Truck this one up.' He gets to work." [00:52:59] ~RM: (Paused.)
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| - Leo is not going to magically learn magic because he would have to know magic to do that:
[20:30:06] ~RM: "Last time on Dark Lord Souls, two party members died. They are cuddling in the bed. Everyone else is cuddling on the floor."
[20:30:11] ~RM: "At Sprite's house."
[20:32:57] • @Leo Atlas gets up
[20:33:10] ~RM: (WHOA)
[20:33:12] • @Leo Atlas remembers his sax is in Frost's magic bag
[20:33:21] • ~Lady Frost wakes up and realizes Tan is snuggling with her
[20:34:10] ~RM: "Shil sits up and rubs his eyes, then yawns."
[20:34:25] @Leo Atlas: G'morning Shil
[20:34:32] • ~Umber St'ro wakes up after having went back and gone to bed
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[20:36:12] ~RM: "Hey, Leo."
[20:37:11] @Leo Atlas: Sleep well?
[20:37:35] ~RM: "Yeah, I suppose, despite the circumstance. How about you guys?"
[20:37:40] • ~Lady Frost wakes Tan up
[20:38:00] • @Sprite Tan rolls over and end up falling off the bed.
[20:38:09] @Leo Atlas: Eh, not really.
[20:38:20] @Sprite Tan: A-Ow!
[20:38:25] • ~Lady Frost laughs faintly
[20:38:40] ~RM: (XD)
[20:41:02] • @Sprite Tan gets up and give a small wave to everyone else in the room.
[20:41:08] @Sprite Tan: G'morning.
[20:41:18] @Leo Atlas: Morning Tan.
[20:42:14] ~Empress Trace: "Shil gets up and moves over to Tan. 'Hey. Are you... feeling okay?'"
[20:42:23] • ~Lady Frost climbs out of bed
[20:42:39] • ~Lady Frost yawns
[20:42:44] ~Lady Frost: Good morning everyone.
[20:43:13] @Leo Atlas: Feeling ok Frost?
[20:43:23] ~Lady Frost: I...suppose so
[20:43:25] @Sprite Tan: ...Yeah, I think I'm fine.
[20:43:30] @Leo Atlas: (Goddammit Trace)
[20:43:45] ~Lady Frost: So, would you two mind informing us of what transpired during our....absence
[20:44:10] @Leo Atlas: Not much. Marx is dead.
[20:44:21] ~Lady Frost: ("not much")
[20:44:42] ~Lady Frost: I see....well that's comforting at least
[20:44:48] @Sprite Tan: That's good... how bad is the town?
[20:44:56] @Leo Atlas: (Not murder. Only theft and disappointing the main villain)
[20:45:15] ~Empress Trace: 'Not horrible. A lot of people worked on it last night into this morning, so it's getting back to health.'
[20:45:28] @Leo Atlas: (Self defense)
[20:45:45] @Leo Atlas: (Of course)
[20:46:01] @Leo Atlas: (He could have been the one guard with magic powers.)
[20:46:09] @Leo Atlas: (Except that was marx)
[20:46:41] ~Lady Frost: St'ro....you're awfully quiet
[20:46:49] @Sprite Tan: That's good too...
[20:46:56] @Leo Atlas: (Truck you fourth wall!)
[20:47:41] ~Empress Trace: 'So what happened to you two yesterday?'
[20:48:01] ~Lady Frost: (Do i remember? ._.)
[20:48:34] @Leo Atlas: (._.)
[20:48:43] ~Lady Frost: I'm not really sure..... Someone asked me if I wanted to live and then, well......
[20:49:23] @Sprite Tan: ...same here, it was really strange and then... yeah...
[20:49:23] ~Umber St'ro: I guess you wanted to then
[20:49:25] ~Umber St'ro: that's nice
[20:49:41] ~Lady Frost: ........
[20:49:50] ~Empress Trace: (You could hear the silence.)
[20:50:15] @Leo Atlas: (D:)
[20:50:51] ~Empress Trace: "Shil waves his arms to remove the awkward. 'So, uh, now what?'"
[20:51:02] @Leo Atlas: Well, I'm gonna see if buiders need more help
[20:51:08] @Leo Atlas: You two should rest.
[20:51:23] • @Leo Atlas indicates Tan and Frost
[20:52:24] @Sprite Tan: Breakfast?
[20:52:32] ~Lady Frost: I have rested enough
[20:52:37] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, breakfast, I'm very hungry
[20:52:37] ~Empress Trace: 'Sounds good, definitely.'
[20:53:06] @Leo Atlas: I would approve of food
[20:53:19] ~Umber St'ro: so where do we get breakfast?
[20:53:39] ~Empress Trace: 'Good question. I doubt Mom is cooking this morning.'
[20:54:00] ~Umber St'ro: but her daughter just came back to life, that's an occasion to celebrate
[20:54:09] @Leo Atlas: (XD)
[20:54:25] @Leo Atlas: (put a funeral would mean more food too)
[20:54:34] @Leo Atlas: (but*)
[20:54:56] @Sprite Tan: Ah... yeah.
[20:55:47] ~Frost: St'ro.....
[20:55:58] ~Frost: At least try to watch what you say...
[20:56:16] ~Empress Trace: 'Seriously, St'ro. She did also die.'
[20:57:33] @Sprite Tan: So... we should probably go eat then, yeah.
[20:58:11] ~Empress Trace: 'Yeah, I guess we could see if someone somewhere has food, or we could try to cook ourselves.'
[20:58:57] @Leo Atlas: I would try
[20:59:10] @Leo Atlas: But I'm not sure if you'd appreciate anything I can make
[20:59:12] • ~Frost has no idea how to cook because she's a rich white gurl
[20:59:36] @Sprite Tan: I can't really cook anything other than some basic soup... and it never really turns out all that good...
[21:00:09] ~Umber St'ro: is there a restaurant or something?
[21:00:19] ~Frost: (yes. It got cooked well done.)
[21:00:28] ~Empress Trace: 'I'm not 100 percent sure it would be open.'
[21:00:33] ~Empress Trace: 'I can try to cook, I suppose.'
[21:00:40] ~Frost: (you don't wanna go there though. The new cook keeps burning everything)
[21:00:53] ~Empress Trace: (Marx's Bar and Grill?)
[21:01:14] @Leo Atlas: (Sounds delicious)
[21:01:28] @Leo Atlas: (A shame that the cook got skewered)
[21:01:52] @Sprite Tan: (xD)
[21:02:17] ~Empress Trace: 'So, I guess I'll cook.'
[21:02:28] ~Frost: (one awkward conversation later)
[21:02:33] ~Umber St'ro: (the cook was a real ham though)
[21:02:34] ~Empress Trace: "Shil rubs the back of his head sheepishly. 'Not sure how it will turn out.'"
[21:02:47] ~Empress Trace: (Yeah, I heard he was really steamed.)
[21:02:53] ~Frost: (only the dice will tell)
[21:03:03] ~Umber St'ro: (tomatoes?)
[21:03:07] @Sprite Tan: I always liked your cooking Shil, better than mine at least.
[21:03:55] ~Empress Trace: (Cooking montage + dice roll?)
[21:03:59] ~Frost: (yus)
[21:04:05] @Leo Atlas: (Yeth)
[21:04:14] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[21:04:18] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpYiWkqTyME )
[21:05:11] ~Empress Trace: "Shil is cooking, and boy howdy, is he GREAT at it. By the time the party is sat down, he has several pieces of black... meat? And some kind of salad looking goo."
[21:05:28] ~Frost: .....what is...uh, this?
[21:05:34] • ~Frost tries to be polite
[21:05:49] • @Sprite Tan tentatively takes a bit of the salagoo
[21:06:24] • @Leo Atlas pokes at the meant with a knife
[21:06:25] ~Umber St'ro: mmm this goo looks like salad
[21:06:28] • ~Umber St'ro eats the goo
[21:06:41] ~Empress Trace: 'Oh, it's just steak from some animal we had stored, and some polp from a vegatable we eat around here.'
[21:06:52] ~Frost: You know....dying uh, really made me lose my appetite. If you'll excuse me....
[21:07:03] • ~Frost leaves the table
[21:07:13] @Sprite Tan: Well, it tastes like home cooking, haha.
[21:07:13] • @Leo Atlas shrugs
[21:07:18] @Leo Atlas: I've eaten worse
[21:07:37] • @Leo Atlas starts eatening the blackened meat
[21:07:54] ~Umber St'ro: the only way this could get better is if leo has to emergency regurgitate it for me
[21:08:08] • @Leo Atlas glares at St'ro
[21:08:09] ~Empress Trace: "Shil blushes. 'Eh heh... Sorry, guys. I'll practice at it.' "
[21:10:09] @Sprite Tan: I'm sure you'll get better, like St'ro with his miserable early attempts at illusion magic.
[21:10:37] • ~Frost snickers
[21:10:55] ~Empress Trace: 'Alright, so where are we going next?' Shil said, a look of excitement mixed with somber seriousness."
[21:11:13] ~Frost: Oh....
[21:11:22] ~Frost: You wanted to...you still wanted to come with us?
[21:11:41] ~Empress Trace: 'Absolutely. I said I would help if you guys did, and you did.'
[21:11:56] @Leo Atlas: We'll be doing dangerously retarded things. Are you sure?
[21:12:03] ~Frost: Even after all you've seen?
[21:12:14] @Sprite Tan: But... Shil... you already saw what happened to Frost, and to me.
[21:12:31] ~Umber St'ro: wait, we have three mages here that all suck at illusion
[21:12:39] ~Frost: (you also saw me naked. So I can't allow you to live.)
[21:12:39] ~Umber St'ro: maybe together we could all keep him invisible
[21:13:18] ~Empress Trace: 'I don't care what happens to me, I want to come so I can help you.'
[21:13:30] @Sprite Tan: St'ro, did you just admit you're not good at something?
[21:13:38] ~Frost: .......It would seem your mind is made up
[21:13:49] @Leo Atlas: We can't stop him.
[21:14:03] @Leo Atlas: But where do we go next?
[21:14:20] @Sprite Tan: Shil, I want you to at least talk to Mom and Dad about it before we leave.
[21:14:26] @Leo Atlas: OH RIGHT
[21:14:28] @Leo Atlas: Frost
[21:14:36] ~Frost: Yes?
[21:14:41] @Leo Atlas: Can you use your book of identifying to examine these
[21:14:44] ~Empress Trace: 'I... They probably won't let me go.'
[21:14:46] • @Leo Atlas hands the chains
[21:14:52] ~Frost: Oh. Of course.
[21:14:53] • ~Umber St'ro takes out the orb, you should check this too
[21:14:55] ~Umber St'ro: ""*
[21:15:02] • ~Frost places all of them on the table and opens up her book
[21:15:09] ~Empress Trace: (#hawtlewts)
[21:15:17] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[21:15:20] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[21:15:22] @Sprite Tan: True, but at least leave a note for them okay? More than I did at the very least.
[21:16:36] ~Frost: (awww, Tan)
[21:20:11] ~Empress Trace: "The book calls the chain necklace 'The Chains of BDSM', and seem to give the amazing power to look sexy, on top of making the person slightly more apt at unarmed combat, just like their dead sexy owner. The 'orb' seems to be causing the book all kinds of trouble. Apparently, it causes some strange reality warping effects, and is very dangerous. It doesn't seem to have a name of any kind."
[21:20:39] • @Leo Atlas picks up the chains again
[21:21:18] • @Leo Atlas wraps them loosely around his neck
[21:21:52] ~Umber St'ro: what do they do frost?
[21:21:54] @Sprite Tan: Are you sure that's safe Leo...?
[21:22:17] • ~Frost reads out loud what the book says while blushing for the first part
[21:22:19] @Leo Atlas: Meh, it'll be fine
[21:22:33] ~Umber St'ro: ah, very interesting
[21:22:52] ~Empress Trace: (And suddenly all the straight ladies and Homosexual/bi gentlemen love Leo's bod.)
[21:23:01] @Leo Atlas: (Welp)
[21:23:05] ~Frost: (no)
[21:23:13] ~Umber St'ro: so next time we get in a fight with something ridiculous, one of us should eat the orb
[21:23:19] ~Umber St'ro: since otherwise we'll probably break it
[21:23:22] ~Frost: (coming back to live killed her already non existent sex drive)
[21:23:25] ~Empress Trace: 'Uh, didn't the book say dangerous?'
[21:23:26] ~Frost: (#canon)
[21:23:32] ~Frost: It did....
[21:23:34] ~Umber St'ro: yeah, but marx did it
[21:23:40] @Leo Atlas: I'm tempted to try anyway.
[21:23:42] ~Frost: And that did not end well for him
[21:23:45] ~Empress Trace: 'Yes, let's ask him how that turned out.'
[21:23:48] ~Empress Trace: 'Oh, wait.'
[21:23:52] ~Umber St'ro: because we killed him, not because of the orb
[21:24:02] ~Empress Trace: "Shil shrugs. 'Good point.'"
[21:24:02] ~Frost: ....Black Heart
[21:24:08] ~Umber St'ro: oh good idea
[21:24:09] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy.'
[21:24:12] ~Frost: Can you tell us about this orb?
[21:24:17] ~Empress Trace: 'Yes, I can.'
[21:24:21] @Sprite Tan: Hi Black Heart.
[21:24:32] @Leo Atlas: Tell us about the orb Black Heart
[21:24:36] ~Frost: .....will you?
[21:24:40] ~Frost: (asshole)
[21:25:27] ~Empress Trace: 'Oh, but of course. I live to serve. It's a strange artifact of the land of Dimension 20, which is odd because the only way to generally get there is to die. Which pretty much prevents taking objects from there. Also, good morning, Tan.'
[21:25:43] ~Frost: Do you know what it does?
[21:25:58] ~Empress Trace: 'It makes young gentlemen into large monstrous beings, by what I saw.'
[21:26:10] ~Umber St'ro: so it only works on leo then
[21:26:12] ~Frost: ...helpful
[21:26:20] @Leo Atlas: Or shil
[21:26:20] ~Umber St'ro: wait... he's not a gentleman
[21:26:23] ~Empress Trace: 'I'm not quite sure what it did, or how.'
[21:26:28] ~Umber St'ro: I guess we need shil to try it some time
[21:26:29] • @Leo Atlas glares at St'ro
[21:26:31] ~Frost: I suggest that we do not touch this....
[21:26:32] • @Leo Atlas again
[21:26:49] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. I'm alarmingly low on information about these strange events.'
[21:26:58] ~Empress Trace: 'That should probably be worrying more than just me.'
[21:27:11] @Sprite Tan: Yeah...
[21:28:09] @Sprite Tan: Hey Black Heart, do you know about anything like this ever happening before... the whole not dying thing?
[21:28:54] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. Uh, once?..... This is very, very irritating.'
[21:29:09] @Leo Atlas: Once before?
[21:29:16] @Leo Atlas: Please, elaborate.
[21:29:19] ~Frost: For once I agree with you. This is very unsettling.
[21:29:34] @Leo Atlas: (And on this episode of everyone hates Leo)
[21:30:13] ~Empress Trace: 'I'm pretty sure it did, to fight... The Dark Lord? But that can't possibly be right. He rose to power... Recently? But.... He was involved in my past... I'm... Very...'
[21:30:44] ~Frost: .....hmm
[21:31:05] @Leo Atlas: What!? The black Heart not nothing something?!
[21:31:14] @Leo Atlas: (I meant knowing)
[21:31:21] @Leo Atlas: (Fucking lysdexia)
[21:31:26] ~Frost: (what?! contradictions!?)
[21:31:33] @Sprite Tan: I swear to god if this involves time travel...
[21:31:45] ~Empress Trace: 'Surprisingly, it appears I'm not omniscient. Who would've guessed? Poy.'
[21:32:03] ~Frost: Well..I guess it can't be helped.
[21:32:06] ~Frost: We should try to move on
[21:32:17] @Leo Atlas: Yeah
[21:32:20] @Leo Atlas: But to where?
[21:32:30] ~Frost: (I'm the map I'm the map I'm tha map)
[21:32:31] ~Empress Trace: "Shil nods. 'Yeah, definitely. But, like Atlas said, to where?' "
[21:32:57] ~Umber St'ro: black heart, have you ever been anyone else's spirit animal?
[21:33:01] • ~Frost pulls out the map
[21:33:12] @Leo Atlas: We could totally go to my hometown, but it's on a different continent, and kinda burnt to the ground
[21:33:14] ~Empress Trace: 'You mean like I am to you?'
[21:33:20] ~Umber St'ro: yes
[21:33:50] ~Empress Trace: 'No. This I only did because I feel as if I owe something to Leo Atlas. And I would be very bored doing nothing for 500 years.'
[21:33:57] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[21:33:59] @Sprite Tan: I feel like leaving the continent would just be asking for something horrible to happen.
[21:34:25] ~Frost: (I reject that notion)
[21:34:32] ~Frost: (he is not my spirit animal XD)
[21:34:39] ~Frost: (naruto is)
[21:34:55] ~Empress Trace: "The map reveals several caves and ruins in the area, likely of the Dark Fey that once inherited this area."
[21:35:07] ~Empress Trace: *inhabited
[21:35:13] @Leo Atlas: What does it say Frost
[21:35:23] • ~Frost shows everyone
[21:36:21] @Leo Atlas: Well, that's something.
[21:36:49] @Leo Atlas: But last time we went to a cave it didn't end well
[21:36:59] ~Frost: That's true.....
[21:37:18] ~Frost: Well.....what should we do?
[21:37:23] ~Frost: Do you want me to try again?
[21:37:33] @Leo Atlas: Black Heart. Describe the caves.
[21:37:35] @Sprite Tan: I get the feeling I'm going to lose an arm... but why not.
[21:37:42] ~Empress Trace: 'Find the Dark Lord. It's the easiest way to handle it, in my opinion.' "Shil said."
[21:37:42] ~Umber St'ro: well, the map is our only guide, other than the black heart an shil who we haven't asked.
[21:37:44] ~Frost: (oh you are just asking for Black Snark)
[21:37:53] ~Frost: (from the Sass Heart)
[21:38:31] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. They are areas underground that were once inhabited by those cursed by the light, the Dark Fey. Eventually there were burned out in a hilarious war effort. I'm not quite sure why.'
[21:38:45] @Leo Atlas: Well. Should we go?
[21:39:37] @Sprite Tan: Sure.
[21:39:49] ~Empress Trace: 'I'm game.'
[21:40:04] ~Frost: I suppose there's not much else we can do
[21:41:25] ~Umber St'ro: well, do we need to go to the cave?
[21:41:27] ~Umber St'ro: how will it help us?
[21:41:39] @Leo Atlas: There's nothing for us here
[21:41:50] ~Frost: We might find useful things there
[21:41:54] @Leo Atlas: There might be loot.
[21:41:57] ~Empress Trace: (You magic whore.)
[21:42:04] ~Frost: (;P)
[21:42:10] ~Umber St'ro: I suppose we should go, maybe something will help us as a combat unit
[21:42:46] ~Frost: I personally am interested in investigating the ruins of a magical civilization
[21:43:12] @Leo Atlas: There might be some interesting stuff worth some money
[21:43:15] ~Umber St'ro: maybe we'll find a dying dark fey we can con into joining us, air support would be nice
[21:43:54] ~Empress Trace: (#montage?)
[21:44:02] @Leo Atlas: (#montage errywurr)
[21:44:05] @Sprite Tan: (yesplz)
[21:44:12] ~Umber St'ro: (#yolo)
[21:45:04] @Leo Atlas: (#yolaorp)
[21:45:19] @Sprite Tan: (#yolao)
[21:45:26] ~Frost: (yaoi)
[21:46:33] @Sprite Tan: (#yaolo)
[21:46:33] ~Empress Trace: "The party montaged away to the caves, and found themselves at the entrance to the cave complex. The massive stone doors are forced shut, sealing the catacombs closed. However, the don't seem to be immovable."
[21:46:55] @Sprite Tan: Well these are fancy.
[21:46:59] • @Leo Atlas knocks on the door
[21:47:07] ~Frost: hmm
[21:47:14] • ~Frost approaches them with the book open
[21:47:33] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[21:48:06] • @Leo Atlas (brbs)
[21:48:09] ~Empress Trace: "Obviously the long dead society doesn't open the fucking door. The book says very little about it, it doesn't appear to be magically sealed, just closed tight."
[21:48:14] ~Empress Trace: (Paused.)
[21:48:53] • @Sprite Tan tries to push one of the doors open
[21:49:06] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[21:49:17] ~Umber St'ro: frost, you should blow it up with magic
[21:49:31] ~Frost: That doesn't sound like the safest idea....
[21:49:39] • ~Frost (draws Leo's sword)
[21:50:15] ~Empress Trace: 'Uh, yeah, I really don't know if we should be trying to blow it up. We might die.'
[21:50:25] ~Empress Trace: 'Or, I might, at any rate.'
[22:04:16] ~Empress Trace: !data Avalugg
713
AvaluggIceOwn Tempo
Ice BodySturdyHP
100Atk
113Def
181SpA
38SpD
43Spe
24BST
499
[22:04:35] ~Empress Trace: (Sorry, mistake.
No Pokemon, item, move or ability named 'vivillion' was found. Showing the data of 'Vivillon' instead.
666
VivillonBugFlyingShield Dust
CompoundeyesFriend GuardHP
78Atk
60Def
48SpA
90SpD
50Spe
91BST
417
Sand TombGroundPhysicalPower
35Accuracy
85%PP
24Traps and damages the target for 4-5 turns.
InfestationBugSpecialPower
20Accuracy
100%PP
56Traps and damages the target for 4-5 turns.
[22:18:15] @Leo Atlas: (Gimme back my sword D:)
[22:18:35] • @Leo Atlas pushes the door, attempting to open it
[22:19:03] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[22:19:24] • ~Frost won't try because white gurl
[22:19:37] ~Empress Trace: "Leo Atlas pushes on the door, and with his significantly sexier muscles, opens it into a dark corridor."
[22:19:48] @Leo Atlas: Goddammit
[22:19:52] @Leo Atlas: We need another light
[22:19:59] @Leo Atlas: (Godsdammit)
[22:20:02] @Leo Atlas: (*)
[22:20:25] ~Frost: Shil, would you mind?
[22:20:32] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[22:20:48] • @Leo Atlas looks for a stick
[22:20:49] ~Empress Trace: "Shil tries to focus a light, but only manages a dull glow in his hand."
[22:21:31] ~Empress Trace: 'Shit.'
[22:21:54] ~Frost: Please, get back everyone....
[22:22:00] ~Frost: I suppose I'll have to try
[22:22:04] • ~Umber St'ro stands back
[22:22:07] ~Empress Trace: "Shil steps back aways."
[22:22:16] ~Frost: (e.e)
[22:22:20] • @Sprite Tan steps back
[22:22:40] • @Leo Atlas steps back
[22:22:48] • ~Frost attempts to create a light source
[22:23:09] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[22:24:03] ~Empress Trace: "Frost creates a sexy fire ball in his sexy hands, allowing the party to see into the corridor. It appears to most empty, except for a few corpses who appear to have been clawing at the door. They are very old."
[22:24:10] @Leo Atlas: (.his)
[22:24:14] @Leo Atlas: (>*_
[22:24:14] ~Frost: (XD)
[22:24:15] ~Empress Trace: *her
[22:24:18] ~Frost: (gfdi)
[22:24:33] ~Frost: Oh my...
[22:24:37] @Leo Atlas: Welp.
[22:24:38] ~Frost: Just what happened here?
[22:24:44] @Leo Atlas: People died.
[22:25:14] @Sprite Tan: This is... ominous.
[22:25:58] ~Empress Trace: 'This is awful.'
[22:25:59] ~Frost: ($5 vocab for someone with nonexistent intelligence)
(Frost was forcibly renamed to Lady Frost by Frost.)
(Empress Trace was forcibly renamed to RM by Lady Frost.)
(Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by RM.)
(Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by Lady Frost.)
[22:29:05] @Flamingfrozengnome: (GDFI {marx})
[22:29:14] @Flamingfrozengnome: So let's carry on.
[22:30:36] ~RM: 'If we must, we can go further in.'
[22:30:51] • @Flamingfrozengnome loots the corpses
[22:31:01] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[22:31:05] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Damn)
[22:31:07] ~Lady Frost: .....how unscrupulous!
[22:31:09] ~Umber St'ro: tan
[22:31:11] ~Umber St'ro: tiny hands
[22:31:13] ~RM: "The bodies have nothing of particularly interesting."
[22:31:14] ~Umber St'ro: you should try
[22:31:18] ~RM: *interest
[22:31:25] • @Sprite Tan loots the corpses with a frown
[22:31:33] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[22:32:26] ~Umber St'ro: (sprites are so awful, they wiped out the dark fey and now tan is pillaging their bodies)
[22:33:00] ~RM: "Tan's tiny hands find a small metal coin, not a gold piece anyone would accept, a long out of print currency. That's all of interest her small hands found."
[22:33:03] • ~Lady Frost opnes up the map to try and get a layout of the place
[22:33:19] @Sprite Tan: Eh, I found a old coin, but not much else.
[22:33:59] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[22:34:53] ~RM: "There are several caves that lead into the place on the map, and there seems to be a more central city area further in. It's not incredibly far ahead."
[22:35:21] ~Lady Frost: So everyone, where do we want to go?
[22:35:26] ~Lady Frost: (on the magic schoolbus!)
[22:35:27] @Flamingfrozengnome: Let's go ahead
[22:35:40] • @Flamingfrozengnome points forward
[22:36:06] ~RM: 'Might as well go forward, right?"
[22:36:08] ~RM: *'
[22:36:24] ~Umber St'ro: oh that's what forward is
[22:36:29] ~Lady Frost: I suppose so
[22:36:34] • ~Lady Frost leads the way
[22:36:41] • @Flamingfrozengnome follows cautiously
[22:36:54] • ~Umber St'ro follows
[22:37:06] • @Sprite Tan heads on with the others
453
CroagunkPoisonFightingAnticipation
Dry SkinPoison TouchHP
48Atk
61Def
40SpA
61SpD
40Spe
50BST
300
[22:37:15] ~RM: "Shil follows behind the rest of the party, because he's a mage."
[22:37:24] ~Lady Frost: (shhhhh)
[22:37:29] ~RM: *a smart mage
[22:37:32] ~Lady Frost: (I need to navigate!!)
[22:37:54] ~Lady Frost: Meat shields Everyone be on your toes.
[22:38:50] • @Flamingfrozengnome draws his sword and shield
[22:39:09] • @Sprite Tan draws her sword
[22:39:40] ~RM: "The party continues along the long abandoned hallway into a beautiful, ruined city. Buildings of a very elegant make dot the streets, and gently blue crystals glow with magic. This would all be very pretty if it wasn't for the corpses on the ground, hanging from the windows, and sitting on benches."
[22:39:59] ~Lady Frost: ..What happened to this place..?
[22:40:02] • @Flamingfrozengnome loots all the corpses
[22:40:33] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[22:40:36] • ~Umber St'ro gets into a loot race with leo
[22:40:40] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[22:40:46] • ~Lady Frost judges all of you
[22:41:00] • @Sprite Tan takes a closer look at one of the crystals
[22:41:06] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[22:41:19] • @Sprite Tan .... and pokes around at some of the corpses too
[22:41:25] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[22:43:20] ~RM: "The horrible party members find stuff! Leo finds a scroll and more useless money, St'ro finds useless money and a child's doll of a strange bear creature, Sprite sees that the crystals pretty much only provide light and finds worthless money and a Dark Fey Cloak. Frost dislikes them all, and Shil feels uneasy about this."
[22:43:40] @Flamingfrozengnome: Oooh, a scroll.
[22:44:01] • @Flamingfrozengnome examines the scroll
[22:44:24] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[22:44:29] • @Sprite Tan looks at the cloak for a moment and then puts it on
[22:44:35] ~Umber St'ro: I wonder if these coins can do something magical
[22:44:41] ~Umber St'ro: frost, you should check with the book
[22:44:48] ~Lady Frost: oh
[22:44:49] ~Lady Frost: Alright
[22:44:56] ~RM: "Leo, looking at the scroll, discovers that it has a rune for some kind of spell. It appears to be a strange kind of warding magic, but he's not sure."
[22:45:04] ~Lady Frost: If anyone else has anything they want me to look at, please bring it to me.
[22:45:27] • @Flamingfrozengnome brings the scroll to forest Frost
[22:45:38] ~Lady Frost: Oh?
[22:45:43] • ~Lady Frost takes a look at it
[22:45:49] ~Lady Frost: ......Oh
[22:45:56] • ~Lady Frost turns to Shil
[22:46:08] ~Lady Frost: Here, you'll get more use out of this than I ever could
[22:46:34] ~RM: 'Oh, thanks, guys.' "Shil takes the scroll."
[22:46:44] @Flamingfrozengnome: (._.)
[22:47:03] • ~Lady Frost examines the coins with the book
[22:47:08] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[22:47:17] ~RM: "The coins don't appear to be special in any way."
[22:47:29] ~Lady Frost: Anything else?
[22:47:30] • @Sprite Tan tries to flip the coin she picked up while everyone pokes around
[22:47:36] ~RM: !dice 2
Random number (1 - 2): 2
[22:47:41] ~RM: "The coin is tails."
[22:48:10] ~Umber St'ro: this bear doll might be based on a real thing that we might run into
[22:48:21] ~Umber St'ro: so everyone might want to take a look at it
[22:48:22] @Flamingfrozengnome: It might be based off a bear.
[22:48:31] • @Flamingfrozengnome ( looks for zubats)
[22:48:45] ~Umber St'ro: but this is a strange bear
[22:48:54] • @Sprite Tan puts the coin away in her bag
[22:48:58] ~RM: "An arrow suddenly flies through the dead town, striking just next to St'ro. No one is injured."
[22:49:09] @Flamingfrozengnome: Hey look.
[22:49:14] @Flamingfrozengnome: An arrow
[22:49:23] • ~Lady Frost steps back
[22:49:25] • @Sprite Tan gets around the side of a building for cover
[22:49:32] ~RM: 'Poy. You are a genius.'
[22:49:40] ~Umber St'ro: tan look for the source with your special eye!
[22:49:41] • @Flamingfrozengnome hides behind a column
[22:49:41] • ~Lady Frost runs after Tan
[22:49:44] • ~Umber St'ro checks the arrow for a note
[22:49:56] • @Sprite Tan peeks around the corner with her special eye
[22:50:06] ~RM: "The arrow is not a message. It's an arrow."
[22:50:12] • ~Umber St'ro picks up the arrow
[22:50:18] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[22:50:29] • ~Umber St'ro hides with tan
[22:50:51] ~Lady Frost: (St'ro, go somewhere else!)
[22:50:56] ~Lady Frost: (white gurls only)
[22:51:19] ~RM: "Tan looks for the source of the arrow, but her special eye is not having an easy time seeing in the dark areas that the archer is hiding and can't find the source. Shil hides with Tan and St'ro."
[22:51:35] ~RM: "And Frost."
[22:51:40] @Sprite Tan: Shit, it's too dark for me to see.
[22:51:50] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[22:51:52] ~Umber St'ro: this was a bad idea, let's leave
[22:52:05] ~Lady Frost: How do we do that without getting sniped....
[22:52:06] ~RM: "The archer appears to have wheeled around to somewhere new and hits Leo in the shoulder."
[22:52:15] @Flamingfrozengnome: Ow!
[22:52:18] @Flamingfrozengnome: Shit!
[22:52:25] • ~Lady Frost tries to decipher where the arrow came frome
[22:52:27] • @Sprite Tan tries to look where that arrow came from as she goes to a new hiding place
[22:52:29] • ~Umber St'ro illusions a bunch of low detail decoys to walk around
[22:52:31] ~RM: 'Shit, Leo, I'm coming!'
[22:52:33] • @Flamingfrozengnome does the same as Frost
[22:52:46] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[22:52:52] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[22:53:03] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[22:53:10] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[22:53:29] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[22:54:48] ~RM: "Frost and Tan and Leo fail to find the archer. St'ro has succesfully turned everyone in the immediate area neon green, greatly increasing their visibility. Critical Circus. Shil tries to move to Leo only to get shot in the leg. 'Ah, Truck!'"
[22:54:55] • ~Lady Frost tries to create steady but powerful surge of wind to throw off any further arrows
[22:55:02] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[22:55:20] ~RM: "The wind is making shooting more difficult, but not impossible."
[22:55:25] @Sprite Tan: We could try talking to this person thing right?
[22:55:26] ~Umber St'ro: wait, light
[22:55:33] ~Umber St'ro: we should all make light any way we can
[22:55:41] • ~Umber St'ro tries to illusion a lot of light
[22:55:45] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[22:55:49] • ~Lady Frost also tries
[22:55:54] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[22:55:57] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[22:55:57] • @Flamingfrozengnome searches for pieces of wood to light
[22:55:59] • @Sprite Tan tries, even though she can't magic
[22:56:10] ~RM: !dice 0
Random number (1 - 0): 1
[22:56:23] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[22:56:28] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[22:57:36] ~RM: "Frost succesfully levels all of the cover in the nearby area, leaving the party out in the open. But hey, it's bright. Critical exposure. No one needs to try making light anymore. Shil is shot again while trying to heal himself, he is not dead but is losing blood fast."
[22:57:55] @Sprite Tan: Shit, Shil!
[22:58:00] ~Lady Frost: (can we see the archer
[22:58:01] ~Lady Frost: )
[22:58:03] ~Umber St'ro: damn it shill
[22:58:03] • @Flamingfrozengnome tries again to discern where the arrow came from
[22:58:03] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
User tries to turn shill invisible not found.
[22:58:11] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[22:58:19] • ~Umber St'ro tries to turn shill invisible
[22:58:34] • @Sprite Tan tries to stand in between where she thinks the archer is and where Shil is.
[22:58:47] ~RM: !data 20
No Pokemon, item, move or ability named '20 ' was found. (Check your spelling?)
[22:58:51] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[22:59:41] • ~Lady Frost attempts to find the local area where the archer is and shoot an explosive blast of magic in that general area
[22:59:57] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[23:00:05] ~Lady Frost: (i quit)
[23:00:06] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[23:00:18] ~Lady Frost: (NOW OF ALL FUCKING TIMES JKLEFK;LHEFHK;LFFJKB)
[23:00:47] ~RM: "Leo sees the archer several feet into the city! To the northwest! St'ro has made Shil a bit harder to spot. Tan, following Leo's gaze, finds the archer and tanks a shot to the shoulder. Frost tries to send a magical blast in the right direction and ends up knocking the party to the floor. Critical backdraft."
[23:00:56] • @Sprite Tan tries to medical Shil
[23:01:12] @Sprite Tan: (I r a doctar)
[23:01:17] • ~Umber St'ro tries to illusion a beacon onto the archer
[23:01:19] • @Flamingfrozengnome gets up and charges the archer, with his shield raised
[23:01:19] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[23:01:22] ~Lady Frost: .....ugh
[23:01:22] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[23:01:25] ~RM: !dice 0
Random number (1 - 0): 1
[23:01:28] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 9
[23:01:54] • ~Lady Frost tries again
[23:01:56] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[23:02:01] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[23:02:04] ~Lady Frost: (AAAHHHHHHHH)
[23:02:07] ~Lady Frost: (I'M DONE)
[23:02:10] ~Lady Frost: (I'M FUCKING DONE)
[23:04:00] ~RM: "Tan successfully stops the bleeding. The archer, who is now clearly shown as a small woman in dark cloths, not the Black Guard uniform but a different kind of cloak, gains the spotlight with St'ro's magic. Leo manages to knock the woman over, and then Frost causes everyone to look up in alarm as the ceiling begins to crumble from a misplaced blast. Crtical RUUUUUUUN."
[23:04:14] ~Lady Frost: No!
[23:04:22] @Sprite Tan: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENBhnu7hljc )
[23:04:54] • @Sprite Tan picks up Shil as best as she can and tries to get him to safety
[23:05:05] • @Flamingfrozengnome slashes at her legs, then flees
[23:05:11] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[23:05:14] ~RM: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[23:05:20] • ~Lady Frost tries to run with everyone else
[23:05:26] @Sprite Tan: (Truck HELP ME)
[23:06:15] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I've never seen so many twoes)
[23:06:29] @Flamingfrozengnome: (That needs to be a shirt)
[23:06:30] @Sprite Tan: (good thing we found out we're immortal)
[23:06:36] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Along with our other ideas)
[23:07:02] @Sprite Tan: (but seriously, help help)
[23:07:11] @Sprite Tan: (flailing)
[23:07:52] • @Flamingfrozengnome (does a Barrel Roll)
[23:08:00] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKwPO-YUlvU )
[23:08:35] ~Lady Frost: (so we all leave and then St'ro gets crushed GG)
[23:11:45] • ~Umber St'ro helps tan
[23:13:01] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[23:13:15] @Sprite Tan: (FML)
[23:13:23] ~Lady Frost: (we're winners!)
[23:13:29] • ~Lady Frost (does everything)
[23:13:58] ~Empress Trace: "Tan tries her best to pick up the unconscious Shil, but her lunglessness is starting to catch up with her, and she cannot do it. St'ro arrives to try and help, but you know how Umber Hulks are with their knees. He also fails. The woman is hurting from Leo's slashing, but quickly staggers her way to exit, like everyone else but St'ro and Tan are trying to do."
[23:14:48] • ~Lady Frost (runs back inside to avoid Freo)
[23:14:49] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Have fun being immortal!)
[23:14:59] ~Empress Trace: (He says to Shil.)
[23:15:00] • @Sprite Tan tries to pick up get Shil the Truck out with St'ro again
[23:15:05] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Oh I hate you)
[23:15:31] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[23:15:50] • ~Umber St'ro tries to drag both of them out of the cave by the rings of their necks
[23:16:25] ~Empress Trace: !data 20
No Pokemon, item, move or ability named '20' was found. (Check your spelling?)
[23:16:31] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[23:17:33] ~Empress Trace: "Sprite Tans manages to, with all of her might, pick Shil up and heads to the exit. Umber St'ro has successfully leaved the cave, as has everyone. They are now in a different tunnel and really have no idea where they are, but they are safe."
[23:17:51] • ~Lady Frost leans over out of breath
[23:18:01] ~Lady Frost: Everyone....I'm so sorry
[23:19:25] @Flamingfrozengnome: It's ok Frost
[23:19:32] ~Empress Trace: "The woman looks around, then curls up into a ball herself. She is clearly distraught by this turn of events. Shil is starting to stir a bit but is still out of it. Tan is going to be getting lung trouble if she keeps holding her."
[23:19:32] @Sprite Tan: Nah, it's fine. You did your best.
[23:19:33] @Flamingfrozengnome: Everyone messes up occasionally
[23:19:38] ~Empress Trace: *him
[23:19:54] ~Umber St'ro: we weren't here to hurt you
[23:20:06] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, are you okay lady?
[23:20:08] ~Umber St'ro: what was the whole trying to murder us thing about?
[23:20:10] ~Lady Frost: You.....what were you trying to gain from this?
[23:20:26] ~Lady Frost: Speak now and we might spare you
[23:20:30] ~Lady Frost: (Butch from Team Rocket mode)
[23:20:41] ~Empress Trace: 'I'm... not trying to gain anything. I just don't want to die.'
[23:20:51] ~Umber St'ro: so someone told you to kill us?
[23:20:59] @Sprite Tan: We aren't going to hurt you.
[23:21:13] • ~Lady Frost gives Tan an incredulous look
[23:21:23] ~Empress Trace: 'No, nothing like that. I've been the only one down here for so long... Last time anyone came down, everyone died. I'm not letting it happen to me.'
[23:21:30] • @Sprite Tan gives Frost an incredulous look
[23:21:37] ~Empress Trace: (Yuri)
[23:21:39] ~Lady Frost: You're saying this to the woman who almost killed your brother.
[23:21:56] ~Empress Trace: (Almost: It only counts with horseshoe and handgrenades."
[23:21:57] @Sprite Tan: You almost did that too, but I'm not all mad at you.
[23:22:55] ~Frost: ......
[23:23:05] • @Flamingfrozengnome just remembered he has an arrow in his shoulder
[23:23:17] ~Frost: Whatever. Let's just go have tea with the Dark Lord next since we're befriending people who try to kill us now
[23:23:22] • @Sprite Tan also has an arrow lodged in her
[23:23:45] @Sprite Tan: I get the feeling he would legitimately have tea with us.
[23:23:54] @Flamingfrozengnome: Yeah, me too.
[23:24:01] • ~Frost sighs
[23:24:35] ~Empress Trace: "Shil sighs 'Hey, I'm mostly awake.'"
[23:24:41] ~Umber St'ro: She doesn't seem that bad
[23:24:53] • @Sprite Tan leans down to ruffle her brother's hair
[23:25:00] ~Umber St'ro: shill, are you going to recover?
[23:25:01] @Sprite Tan: So, how's adventuring so far?
[23:25:09] • @Flamingfrozengnome takes out his medical kit
[23:25:23] • ~Frost pulls out the extra salve she saved
[23:25:31] ~Empress Trace: 'Yeah, I'll probably be fine. And it's pretty... painful. But I'll manage.'
[23:25:34] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[23:26:07] • ~Frost hands it to Tan
[23:26:22] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[23:26:29] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[23:26:32] ~Frost: (fucking finally)
[23:26:36] ~Frost: (WHAT NOW BITCHES?!)
[23:26:51] ~Umber St'ro: well, I'm St'ro, what's your name archer lady?
[23:26:54] ~Frost: ("Oh, are you sure you want this Tan?")
[23:26:59] • @Sprite Tan fixes up her brother with some of the salve
[23:27:02] ~Frost: ("I'm trying to kill us, remember?")
[23:27:15] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Gratz Frost. Want a cookie?)
[23:27:29] ~Frost: (wanna Truck yoself Butch from Team Rocket?)
[23:27:32] @Sprite Tan: ("Girly, we don't have time for your shit.")
[23:27:42] ~Frost: ("but we had time for yours?"
[23:27:58] ~Frost: ("since you don't like the taste of your own medicine I don't think you'll like this either")
[23:28:12] ~Empress Trace: "Leo basically is useless compared to the greatness of the salve, and already his wounds are beginning to close. 'Alright, I can heal you guys in just a second, let me catch my breath.' The woman looks away. 'My name is Viathral.' "
[23:29:16] • @Sprite Tan goes over to the woman to fix up her legs with the salve as well
[23:29:39] • ~Frost glares daggers at Tan
[23:29:55] • @Sprite Tan glares daggers at Frost with a smirk
[23:30:12] • ~Frost angrily swipes the container back from Tan
[23:30:33] ~Empress Trace: "The salve works some salvey magic, and her wounds are also starting to close. She says nothing, and looks away. 'Thank you.' Shil runs around fixing people's wounds, and soon everyone is okay! Woo!"
[23:31:15] • ~Frost places it in the bag and broods
[23:32:05] ~Frost: ("YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO CHEAT ON ME BECAUSE I'M NOT READY TO PUT OUT!")
[23:32:17] ~Empress Trace: "Shil, sensing the air of tenseness, speaks up. 'So, uh, now what?'"
[23:32:23] @Sprite Tan: (I just want you to be my kismesis all of a sudden, I'm sorry)
[23:32:44] ~Umber St'ro: so Viathrel, we need an archer to shoot things that fly, would you like to come with us, or give yourself PTSD down here?
[23:33:00] ~Frost: .......
[23:33:12] @Sprite Tan: I'd more like to find out what happened down here, actually.
[23:34:01] @Flamingfrozengnome: I still want loot
[23:34:07] @Flamingfrozengnome: All I got was a scroll
[23:34:08] ~Empress Trace: 'G-G-Go with you? But... I guess I don't really have a choice. Can this be temporary?'
[23:34:14] @Flamingfrozengnome: And Frost gave that to shill
[23:34:22] ~Frost: What were you going to do with that?
[23:34:35] @Flamingfrozengnome: I dunno
[23:34:37] @Flamingfrozengnome: Learn magic
[23:34:41] ~Empress Trace: "Shil blushes. 'You can have it back, Leo, you could just ask.' "
[23:34:41] ~Umber St'ro: um, if you die I guess it would be temporary
[23:34:49] ~Frost: You need more than just a scroll.
[23:34:59] ~Frost: It's better to give things to people who can use them
[23:35:03] ~Frost: Stop being petulant.
[23:35:09] ~Empress Trace: "She scowls. 'I'll come with you, then.' "
[23:36:05] @Flamingfrozengnome: Well, then let's go
[23:36:21] • @Flamingfrozengnome points toward the way the Frost didn't collapse
[23:36:32] ~Frost: ("the Frost")
[23:36:40] • @Sprite Tan follows after the others whenever they start going
[23:36:48] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Go to hell. That*)
[23:36:55] ~Umber St'ro: it's okay frost, it could have happened to anyone
[23:37:00] ~Empress Trace: (She's a fucking tornado.)
[23:37:15] @Flamingfrozengnome: (With less entertaining psinning)
[23:37:19] @Flamingfrozengnome: (spinning*)
[23:38:07] ~Empress Trace: "Shil nods. 'Let's go, who's leading, then?'"
[23:38:43] ~Umber St'ro: well, let's just make sure to have the new girl in the middle
[23:38:43] • @Flamingfrozengnome marches towards the way he pointed
[23:39:12] • ~Frost follows
[23:39:24] @Sprite Tan: I'll go last.
[23:39:52] ~Empress Trace: "Viathrel goes after Frost, followed by Shil."
[23:40:33] • ~Umber St'ro will go then
[23:40:39] • @Sprite Tan follows
[23:42:25] ~Empress Trace: "The party follows the tunnel to a large open space, there is a waterfall flowing beautifully in this area. There is a water wheel spinning loosely, doing nothing. There are a few huts."
[23:43:11] • @Flamingfrozengnome looks inside one of the huts
[23:43:23] @Sprite Tan: Wow, that's pretty.
[23:43:42] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 9
[23:43:53] ~Empress Trace: "Leo finds nothing but a family of corpses."
[23:44:23] • @Flamingfrozengnome montages through looking in the other huts
[23:44:55] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[23:45:01] ~Empress Trace: "Nada but more corpses."
[23:45:09] • @Sprite Tan pokes around outside
[23:45:13] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Laaaaaaame)
[23:45:19] • ~Frost wanders around pointlessly
[23:45:23] ~Umber St'ro: so what do we call this place Viathrel?
[23:45:32] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[23:45:34] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 15
[23:47:25] ~Empress Trace: "Sprite find a bucket. Whoo! Frost finds another scroll. Hot. Viathrel glares off to one side, but answers anyway. 'We didn't really have a name for it. We got water here, and milled crop.' "
[23:48:01] • ~Frost reads the scoll
[23:48:14] @Flamingfrozengnome: Water is good.
[23:48:22] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[23:48:57] ~Empress Trace: "Frost learns the powerful spell of 'Small balls of fire!' Yey!"
[23:49:10] ~Frost: ....Well it's better than nothing
[23:49:15] • @Sprite Tan goes to check if the water is normal so she can fill up her legs
[23:49:34] ~Empress Trace: The water is water.
[23:49:37] ~Empress Trace: ""
[23:49:42] • ~Frost tucks the scroll away and tries the spell
[23:49:46] • @Sprite Tan fills up her legs
[23:49:52] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 15
[23:50:08] • @Sprite Tan returns back to the group
[23:50:11] ~Empress Trace: "A pretty display of fire dances around Frost in a lovely fashion."
[23:50:19] ~Frost: .......
[23:50:24] ~Frost: What kind of magic is this?
[23:50:47] @Sprite Tan: Fire magic?
[23:51:01] ~Frost: (she said after somehow hearing me from far away)
[23:51:20] ~Umber St'ro: So Virathel, how long have you been alone here?
[23:51:34] ~Frost: Hey guys, look what I can do
[23:51:48] ~Empress Trace: 'I don't know. How long has this been closed?'
[23:52:04] • ~Frost juggles the fireballs around
[23:52:34] ~Empress Trace: "Shil claps. 'That's amazing!' "
[23:52:39] • @Sprite Tan tries to remember if she ever learned anything about this place when she was in school
[23:52:45] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:52:52] @Flamingfrozengnome: Well, if we're gonna hang around, Frost, hand me one of my saxes.
[23:52:53] ~Empress Trace: "Nope, Tan is a terrible student."
[23:52:57] ~Frost: Eheheh.... You think so? I thought it was pretty unimpressive
[23:52:59] • @Sprite Tan shrugs
[23:53:12] ~Frost: Well, are we gonna hang out around here?
[23:53:22] @Sprite Tan: Shil might know something about how long this place has been closed.
[23:54:05] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
(Frost was forcibly renamed to Lady Frost by Frost.)
[23:54:19] ~Empress Trace: 'Uh, we learned about this place in school?'
[23:54:39] ~Frost: Maybe you're both just bad students
[23:54:40] @Sprite Tan: I think so? Maybe they didn't teach it to you guys anymore?
[23:54:50] ~Empress Trace: 'Did they teach it to your class?'
[23:54:55] @Flamingfrozengnome: I didn't go to school.
[23:55:03] @Flamingfrozengnome: I left my village at the humble age of 8.
[23:55:03] ~Empress Trace: (#rebel)
[23:55:08] ~Frost: (I went to White Gurl academy)
[23:55:29] @Sprite Tan: Maybe? We learned a lot of stuff about the area, but it was kinda just... less interesting than the rest of the world.
[23:56:01] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. This is all amazingly interesting. Please, what else do we know about this cave? Oh, it is dark. Point to me. Poy.'
[23:56:16] @Sprite Tan: Hi Black Heart.
[23:56:22] @Flamingfrozengnome: It looks liek a good place to rest for the moment
[23:56:44] ~Frost: You're sure there's no more people like her who want to kill us down here?
[23:56:49] ~Empress Trace: "Shil nods. 'I agree. No better place around.' "
[23:56:52] ~Umber St'ro: we should just ask black heart if she's going to betray us, isn't he psychic?
[23:57:08] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. Yes, he is.'
[23:57:13] @Sprite Tan: So, Black Heart, do you know anything about this uh... place?
[23:57:53] • @Flamingfrozengnome (Starts cartwheeling around because he doesn't have his saxomahphone)
[23:58:11] • ~Frost gives Leo the fucking saxophone
[23:58:23] ~Empress Trace: 'It's a cave deep in the ground where the dark fey used to live. By my guess, it's been sealed for nearly 300 years. Poy.'
[23:58:48] @Sprite Tan: Wow, that's a... really long time. Damn.
[23:58:50] ~Frost: 300 years? And all of the bodies are in this condition?
[23:59:08] @Sprite Tan: Frost, you should use your map.
[23:59:24] • ~Frost does the thing
[23:59:28] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. They have a magical youthfulness. It takes a very long time for it to decompose.'
[23:59:31] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[23:59:44] ~Empress Trace: "The exit to the surface is three chambers down from here."
[00:00:54] @Sprite Tan: So, what's it say?
[00:00:55] @Flamingfrozengnome: So what's on the map?
[00:01:11] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I'm the map, I'm the map..)
[00:01:17] ~Umber St'ro: so black heart, does Viathrel intend to betray us?
[00:01:29] • ~Frost shows everyone
[00:01:34] @Flamingfrozengnome: Oh.
[00:01:47] @Flamingfrozengnome: So we don't have to rest, but we could if we were so inclined.
[00:02:02] @Sprite Tan: Well, we can be out of here pretty quick, assuming nothing wants to kill us.
[00:02:15] @Flamingfrozengnome: Pffft, with our luck?
[00:02:26] • ~Frost sneakily checks her her alchemy book for a truth serum recipe
[00:02:51] @Sprite Tan: With my luck I'll lose an arm by then. Or die.
[00:03:09] @Flamingfrozengnome: Again
[00:03:12] ~Empress Trace: 'Poy. Let me go ahead and probe this girl's mind for your convenience.' "The Black Heart stares into the mind of Viathrel, who is clearly shaken by the experience. 'I have no idea, really. This is not my forte. I know for sure she isn't thinking about it now.' "
[00:03:17] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[00:03:46] ~Umber St'ro: even though we just said it? (she must be great at the game)
[00:03:52] ~Empress Trace: "Frost finds something that maaaabye is a truth serum in her book. The name is smudged."
[00:04:02] ~Frost: (....fak)
[00:04:14] @Sprite Tan: Sorry about our god, shield.... thing Via.
[00:04:14] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Don't do it.)
[00:04:14] • ~Frost decides not to risk it
[00:04:22] @Flamingfrozengnome: (You'll summon another space worm)
[00:04:38] ~Empress Trace: "Viathrel says nothing. She is definitely unnerved by the shield god thing."
[00:05:15] @Flamingfrozengnome: Well, since everyone is doing their own thing, we should chill out for a while.
[00:05:19] @Sprite Tan: So, we gonna head for that exit?
[00:05:22] • @Flamingfrozengnome starts Jazzing up the ancient ruins
[00:06:23] • @Sprite Tan swishes cloak
[00:06:59] ~Empress Trace: "Shil shrugs 'No, I think I'd rather rest here for awhile.' "
[00:07:09] @Sprite Tan: Fine.
[00:07:25] • @Sprite Tan goes to look around the chamber aimlessly
[00:08:55] ~Empress Trace: "Viathrel looks around sheepishly and shrewdly, and sits where she was standing."
[00:12:11] ~Umber St'ro: alright we should rest then
[00:12:16] • ~Umber St'ro begins resting
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| - The Logs Are FAKE!:
[19:40:56] ~RM: "Last time on Keep Your Enemies Close, the party was sitting around in front of a waterfall, except for Sprite Tan, who was wandering around the cave. They are three chambers from the exit in the waterfall roomm." [19:43:12] • @Sprite Tan is wandering around [19:43:26] • @Leo Atlas is jazzing up the cavern [19:43:39] • ~Lady Frost has nothing to do [19:44:24] @Leo Atlas: (Frost totes practice your singing) [19:44:42] @Leo Atlas: Well are people ready to go? [19:45:20] @Leo Atlas: (...) [19:45:33] ~Lady Frost: (i'm not practicing my singing you Nas XD) [19:45:44] ~RM: "Shil nods. 'I'm ready to go whenever you want to, guys.' " [19:48:03] ~Umber St'ro: I've been ready [19:49:49] ~Lady Frost: I was just waiting for everyone else.... [19:52:25] ~Lady Frost: Maybe we should proceed [19:52:45] ~Umber St'ro: Viathrel knows her way around, she should probably guide us. [19:52:53] • @Sprite Tan returns to the group and notices they're finally ready to goish [19:53:03] ~Lady Frost: That isn't necessary. I already found the exit, remember? [19:53:08] ~Umber St'ro: alright [19:53:22] • @Leo Atlas starts heading towards the exit [19:53:27] ~Lady Frost: (leo no) [19:53:33] ~Lady Frost: (XD) [19:53:35] @Leo Atlas: (._.) [19:53:41] @Leo Atlas: (You showed us) [19:53:49] • @Sprite Tan follows Leo [19:54:16] ~Lady Frost: (-.-) [19:54:25] • ~Umber St'ro just does whatever to make sure we're in the same formation as last time [19:54:34] • ~Lady Frost follows [19:54:42] ~RM: "Viathrel and Shil follow behind Leo Atlas in the same formation as last time." [19:55:25] • @Sprite Tan is not in the right spot anymore, unless everyone else ran in front of her [19:55:38] ~RM: "The party heads in the first room, which appears to be a long, spiraling earthen staircase heading further up into the cave." [19:56:34] • @Leo Atlas walks up the staircase [19:56:48] • ~Frost does the thing [19:56:52] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [19:56:55] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [19:56:59] ~Frost: (XD) [19:57:06] ~Frost: (All I was doing was following him) [19:57:17] • @Sprite Tan follows the Leo [19:57:29] ~Frost: (why are you rolling for this?!) [19:57:36] • ~Umber St'ro tries to catch the falling people [19:57:40] ~Frost: (we didn't have to roll for anything else at all) [19:57:42] @Sprite Tan: (because bad things) [19:58:05] ~Frost: (>.>) [19:58:21] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [19:58:23] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [19:59:52] @Leo Atlas: (brb) [20:00:42] @Leo Atlas: (back [20:00:43] @Leo Atlas: ) [20:00:48] @Sprite Tan: (wb) [20:01:19] ~RM: "Leo, Frost, and Tan start their way up the stair case, only to trigger a trap! (And not the good kind.) A large rock starts it's way down the pathway. Leo, being first, fails miserably to dodge the trap and is crushed by it, dying instantly. Lady Frost flings herself from the stairs and is caught by Umber St'ro, who though ahead. Sprite just turns around and sidesteps it, cause she's cool like that." [20:01:36] @Leo Atlas: (Well Shit) [20:01:48] @Leo Atlas: (Bye guiz) [20:01:51] @Sprite Tan: (Truck yeah, and sorry leo) [20:01:54] @Sprite Tan: Truck. [20:02:28] ~Frost: ........... [20:02:50] @Dark Bass.EXE: (R.I.P. Leo) [20:03:37] • @Sprite Tan goes back down the stairs and waits [20:04:25] @Leo Atlas: (Remember me well guys) [20:04:44] ~Frost: (unless you picked perma death we don't really need to) [20:06:16] @Sprite Tan: (or he picked to be another person, in which case we sweat nervously and wonder if he chose to die die) [20:06:17] ~RM: "Shil says 'So... Is he going to just... come back?' " [20:06:33] @Sprite Tan: He should. [20:06:50] @Sprite Tan: Unless he choose to day dead... or become someone else. [20:07:02] @Sprite Tan: (*stay) [20:07:07] ~Umber St'ro: well that would be very inconsiderate of him [20:07:22] @Sprite Tan: Hell, it's horrible coming back as your are. [20:07:24] @Leo Atlas: (Thanks St'ro) [20:07:46] ~Umber St'ro: I guess we should wait in case he comes back, but if he doesn't within an hour we should leave [20:08:04] ~Umber St'ro: we can take his body in case he does come back to it later. [20:08:32] @Sprite Tan: Eeh. [20:08:34] ~RM: "The various bits of Leo Atlas began to form into the bright orange light of reformation." [20:08:47] @Sprite Tan: Oh, there he goes? [20:09:12] • @Sprite Tan turns around so she doesn't have to see that. [20:09:29] ~RM: "Viathrel covers her mouth in shock. 'What is going on?' " [20:09:31] ~Umber St'ro: I'm going for the record on not dying in the group. [20:09:50] @Sprite Tan: Um yeah, we're immortal. Most of us, not my brother. [20:10:00] @Sprite Tan: It's.... pretty painful. [20:10:14] @Sprite Tan: I advise not looking. [20:10:48] ~Umber St'ro: We're chosen to take out the dark lord, you don't like the dark lord by any chance do you? [20:11:23] ~RM: "Leo Atlas begins to grow his muscles, organs and flesh, all the bits snapped and sloshing into place in a horrible, painful process. Viathrel turns away in disgust. 'I don't really know much about him. Should I dislike him?' " [20:11:41] ~Frost: Probably [20:11:43] @Sprite Tan: We kinda aren't the best at the killing the Dark Lord so far actually. [20:12:17] ~Umber St'ro: yes, he's a bit of a tyrant. [20:12:25] @Leo Atlas: (We aren't the best at anything. Wee just improvise a lot) [20:12:29] @Sprite Tan: And yeah, he's the kind of person who indiscriminately kills innocents and is extending is reach all of the time. [20:13:19] ~RM: "Leo Atlas finishes his reformation, and everyone saw him naked. He's not anymore." [20:13:30] ~RM: *Anyone who was looking NuzzleElectricPhysicalPower 20Accuracy 100%PP 32Deals damage and paralyzes the target. [20:14:27] @Sprite Tan: Alright, so we can either rest while he get's his bearings or carry him out [20:14:50] @Leo Atlas: Well [20:14:53] @Leo Atlas: Ow [20:14:59] @Sprite Tan: Ow indeed. [20:15:00] • @Leo Atlas collapses [20:15:01] • ~Umber St'ro mentally notes leo's naked appearance [20:15:01] ~Frost: ..... [20:15:17] ~Frost: (is Tan the toughest out of all of us? XD) [20:15:24] ~Frost: (she didn't faint) [20:15:24] • @Leo Atlas tries to get up [20:15:35] ~RM: 'Uh... There's no way I can carry him.' "Shil says with a sigh." [20:15:39] @Sprite Tan: (Truck yeah, I killed a dragon this one time) [20:15:53] ~Frost: (XD) [20:15:53] ~RM: (So did Frost.) [20:16:05] ~Frost: (she killed it using plot powers) [20:16:09] @Leo Atlas: (Frost is now a man by the rules of the Sprite village) [20:16:13] @Sprite Tan: (killed it with my tiny hands) [20:16:15] ~Frost: (.....) [20:16:19] ~Frost: (so is Tan) [20:16:22] ~RM: (An adult.) [20:16:28] @Sprite Tan: (adults damn) [20:16:39] ~Frost: (Wait we can't be men now?!) [20:16:40] @Leo Atlas: (No, because Frost did it for Shil) [20:16:49] ~Frost: (I thought we were getting free sex changes) [20:17:09] ~RM: (Yep, just kill yourself and you can change your gender all you want.) [20:17:17] ~Frost: (:<) [20:17:28] @Sprite Tan: ( ) [20:17:48] @Sprite Tan: St'ro, do you think you killed him. [20:18:09] ~Umber St'ro: who? [20:18:11] @Sprite Tan: (*can carry him) [20:18:21] ~Frost: (XD) [20:18:27] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, I don't think I can walk on my own. [20:18:28] @Sprite Tan: (im sorry omg) [20:18:45] ~Umber St'ro: maybe without armor [20:18:57] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, could you put that in your bag of holding? [20:19:31] ~Frost: ....uh, sure [20:19:59] ~Umber St'ro: can you get that yourself leo? [20:20:30] • @Leo Atlas wiggles his arms weakly "No" [20:20:40] ~Umber St'ro: okay, whatever [20:20:47] • ~Umber St'ro pulls of leo's armor [20:20:55] @Sprite Tan: Thanks St'ro [20:20:55] ~Umber St'ro: (off*) [20:20:56] • ~Frost averts her white gurl eyes [20:21:22] • @Sprite Tan also doesn't look [20:21:22] @Leo Atlas: (I still have Cloth clothes underneath) [20:21:26] ~RM: "Viathrel does not avert her light purple gurl eyes. He's got the booty." [20:21:29] @Sprite Tan: (but stiiiiil) [20:21:35] ~Frost: (YUUSSS) [20:21:40] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [20:21:46] @Leo Atlas: (You people are terible) [20:21:47] • ~Umber St'ro (roll to see if I notice Viathrel [20:21:50] ~Umber St'ro: )* [20:21:57] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [20:22:33] • ~Umber St'ro tries to pick up Leo's naked body [20:23:33] • ~Umber St'ro as a humanitarian, puts leo's erogenous zones under his cloak if he is successful [20:23:49] • ~Frost (TOUCHES THE BUTT) [20:23:59] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [20:24:06] • @Sprite Tan (WATCHES THE BOOTY) [20:24:12] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [20:24:13] • ~Frost (roll for me ) [20:24:23] ~Frost: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [20:24:27] ~Frost: (I TOUCHED THE BUTT) [20:24:33] ~RM: "Umber St'ro picked up Leo's gorgeous bod successfully." [20:24:44] @Sprite Tan: (you touched the butt so hard) [20:24:47] ~Umber St'ro: (you touched it so well your finger went in by accident and he moaned) [20:24:58] ~Frost: (wtf is wrong with you XD) [20:25:07] ~Umber St'ro: (it was a crit) [20:25:08] @Sprite Tan: (it was a crit) [20:25:16] ~Frost: (i have to roll for double) [20:25:24] ~Frost: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 7 [20:25:27] @Sprite Tan: (aw) [20:25:28] ~Frost: (aww) [20:25:37] ~RM: "Shil coughs. 'Uh, we should probably keep moving.' " [20:26:17] @Sprite Tan: So, ah, anyhow we should also watch out for more traps. [20:26:25] @Leo Atlas: Ya don't say? [20:26:30] ~Frost: That...would be best [20:26:36] ~Umber St'ro: Tan, you should do a scan, and in case you Truck up, so should Viathrel [20:27:07] ~RM: "Viathrel nods. 'I will keep my eyes open.' " [20:27:10] • @Sprite Tan looks around for traps with her ~*special!*~ eye [20:27:19] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [20:27:45] @Sprite Tan: ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-fRuoMIfpw ) [20:27:47] ~RM: "There are no traps in the stair case room besides the one that killed Leo." [20:27:59] ~Frost: (XD) [20:28:16] ~Frost: (I would like to thank the traps just for this experience.) [20:28:21] @Sprite Tan: I don't see any traps, I think we're good [20:28:28] @Leo Atlas: Woo. [20:28:38] @Leo Atlas: I'd hate to die twice in one day. [20:28:40] @Sprite Tan: So, how was death Leo? [20:28:56] @Leo Atlas: Eh. [20:28:59] @Leo Atlas: It was weird. [20:29:13] ~Umber St'ro: Viathrel, I'd advise you not to be as dumb as Leo, because you won't coe back [20:29:16] @Leo Atlas: I saw a gnome. [20:29:18] ~Frost: I concur [20:29:20] ~Umber St'ro: (come*) [20:29:24] @Leo Atlas: It was frozen. [20:29:31] @Leo Atlas: But the ice was on fire. [20:29:35] ~Frost: (and annoying) [20:29:44] ~RM: "Viathrel shakes nervously. 'Why do you people... 'come back'?' " [20:29:46] @Leo Atlas: (And it broke the 4th wall) [20:29:54] @Leo Atlas: Fantastic question. [20:29:55] ~Frost: (we're crazy) [20:29:58] @Leo Atlas: We have no idea. [20:30:08] @Leo Atlas: We just found out. [20:30:20] ~Umber St'ro: as far as I can tell it's because we literally have to kill the dark lord [20:30:30] ~Umber St'ro: but I haven't died, so I'm just working on second hand sources [20:30:57] @Leo Atlas: Care to find out? [20:31:19] ~Umber St'ro: no, what I mean is I don't trust you with my death, and don't even know for sure that I will come back. [20:31:28] @Sprite Tan: Yeah. [20:31:40] ~Frost: (the sass heart said so) [20:31:51] ~RM: (Poy, motherfucker.) [20:31:55] ~Frost: (XD) [20:31:55] ~Umber St'ro: (the sass heart said he didn't know everything) [20:31:59] ~Frost: (please, I beg you) [20:32:01] ~Frost: (read that) [20:32:03] @Leo Atlas: (Can we keep plotting on, so I can get better) [20:32:45] • @Sprite Tan heads carefully up the stairs and checks the nect room whenever she gets to it [20:32:54] ~Frost: (so am i) [20:33:03] ~Frost: (;P) [20:33:13] ~Frost: (Freno) [20:33:51] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [20:33:59] ~Umber St'ro: I'd like someone to be behind me when we walk so I'm not completely unprotected [20:34:05] • ~Frost marches on [20:34:07] • ~Umber St'ro also goes into the next room [20:35:45] ~RM: "Tan makes it into the next room, which is a large residential area much like the now destroyed one. When she looks around the room for traps, she finds a pressure plate in the 'town square'. That might be a bad thing to step on." [20:36:30] @Sprite Tan: Uh, there's a spot over there that looks like a pressure plate, so steer clear of it [20:36:39] @Leo Atlas: Can we rest here for about 10 minutes, so I can get back to walking on my own? [20:37:00] @Sprite Tan: Uh, maybe we should wait down the stairs? This is pretty open. [20:37:58] ~RM: 'I didn't see anything on my way in. I don't think this is an unsafe place.' "Viathrel muttered." [20:38:00] ~Frost: Is that all you think it would take, Leo? [20:38:24] ~Frost: (I don't know. I imagine it'd be at least somewhat physically exhausting [20:38:27] ~Frost: Pain usually is) [20:38:37] @Sprite Tan: Ah, okay. [20:39:12] • @Sprite Tan goes to poke around, staying in sight of the group and avoiding the pressure plate. [20:39:12] @Leo Atlas: I cna deal with mental scarring. [20:39:18] @Leo Atlas: I'm just really tired. [20:40:11] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [20:41:19] ~RM: "Sprite Tan finds a giant cage with a giant, four legged creature somewhat obscured by the darkness of the area. That might be what the pressure plates did. Anyway, she also finds money and another magic scroll!" [20:41:37] ~Umber St'ro: What'd you find Tan? [20:42:05] @Sprite Tan: Some money! Uh, and a scroll... [20:42:28] ~Frost: Oh [20:42:34] • @Sprite Tan pockets the money and checks the scroll [20:42:37] ~Frost: Would you mind letting me look at it? [20:43:07] ~Frost: (it's related to the spider we fought before) [20:43:11] ~Frost: (he hates us) [20:44:00] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah, and I saw a monster... [20:44:12] ~Frost: (answer me Butch from Team Rocket) [20:44:13] • @Sprite Tan hands the scroll to frost after she's had a look at it [20:44:17] ~RM: "Shil facepalms. 'Yeah, that's hardly worth mentioning.' " [20:44:17] ~Frost: (XD) [20:44:29] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [20:44:29] • ~Frost opens the scroll and examines it [20:44:31] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [20:44:40] ~Frost: (w00t) [20:44:55] ~Umber St'ro: I bet Viathrel knows about the monster [20:45:14] ~RM: "The scrolls contains a spell for Drain Life, a black magic spell that can heal the person using it." [20:45:23] ~RM: "Viathrel fidgets and stays silent." [20:45:24] ~Frost: (YUS) [20:45:33] ~Frost: Oh, how interesting [20:45:38] ~Umber St'ro: any information would be nice [20:45:51] ~Frost: Tan, would you mind if I held on to this? [20:45:54] ~Umber St'ro: if we could maybe tame it or something I'm sure it would help us a lot [20:46:03] @Sprite Tan: So Frost, can you check the map and see if we have to go past the monster, and yeah keep it. [20:46:06] ~Umber St'ro: I wouldn't have to carry these guys around all the time any more [20:46:14] ~Frost: Once I know what I'm doing I shouldn't need it anymore [20:46:19] ~Frost: and of course [20:46:19] ~RM: 'It's a big monster that we raised primarily to aid in the war effort. We never actually got to use it for the intended purpose...' [20:46:26] @Sprite Tan: You mean you wouldn't have to drop us on our faces [20:46:46] • ~Frost chekcs the map [20:47:21] ~RM: "The map reveals the path is NOT past the monster, rather simply through a cave exit on the left." [20:47:34] @Sprite Tan: (frost tellllll us) [20:47:46] • ~Frost shows them the thing [20:47:59] @Leo Atlas: Hey Frost, can I have my clothes back? I'm confident I can walk, at least without my armor. [20:48:06] @Sprite Tan: Oh, good. So we don't have to deal with that. [20:48:06] ~Frost: oh.....uh [20:48:09] ~Frost: sure [20:48:17] • ~Frost gingerly pulls them out of her bag [20:48:50] ~Frost: (so do I have to practice this spell? Cuz with the wittle fireball one I just knew it after reading) [20:49:15] ~Frost: (I'm ok with that.) [20:49:33] • @Leo Atlas reclothes himself [20:49:34] ~RM: "Viathrel watches intently as Leo dresses." [20:49:39] @Leo Atlas: >.> [20:49:47] @Leo Atlas: () [20:50:01] ~Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oim3ADyRxG8 ) [20:50:05] • @Sprite Tan watches Viathrel watching Leo [20:50:21] • ~Umber St'ro lets leo down [20:50:26] ~Umber St'ro: (nakedly [20:50:28] ~Umber St'ro: )* [20:51:16] ~RM: "Shil once again dispells awkwardness. 'We should move ahead.'" [20:51:20] @Leo Atlas: Yeah [20:51:30] • ~Frost reads over the scroll while everyone else is doing other stuff [20:51:43] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, let's. [20:51:51] ~Frost: (how long do I gotta read this?) [20:51:59] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 5 [20:52:04] • @Sprite Tan heads the earlier shown patch while again watching for traps [20:52:07] ~Frost: (awwww) [20:52:15] @Leo Atlas: (frost is more dyslexic than leo at the moment) [20:52:21] ~Frost: (XD) [20:52:28] ~RM: "Frost doesn't learn very much about the underlying mechanics of the spell. It'll take a bit more study to permently add it to her repertoire." [20:52:34] ~Frost: (well also I only read it for like a few seconds) [20:52:40] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [20:52:40] ~Frost: (while you were fanservicing) [20:53:00] @Leo Atlas: (If I had the choice, I wouldn't be) [20:53:14] ~Frost: (Can't help good genes ) [20:53:31] ~Frost: (It was a 20 Leo. A 20) [20:53:36] @Leo Atlas: (I suppose) [20:54:12] @Leo Atlas: Now, normally I'd lead, but I'd get murdered instantly. Who will spearhead the party? [20:54:21] ~Frost: (Can we roll for my hotness? With my luck it can just be retconned off) [20:54:25] ~RM: "Tan once again takes the lead. Entering the room, she sees a large, domed room with a sealed gate on the far end. Just as before, there is a pile up of corpses near the gate. Viathrel looks a strange combination of disgusted and embarrassed and hides her face." [20:54:32] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [20:54:37] ~RM: (Frost is hot.) [20:54:40] ~Frost: (XD) [20:54:41] ~RM: (Not perfect, but hot.) [20:55:01] • ~Frost (casually trips and lands facefirst on a boulder) [20:55:25] • ~Frost (afks) [20:56:25] @Sprite Tan: Well, that pile is.... out of place? [20:57:54] ~RM: 'N-No, it's the way it always had been.' [20:58:05] • ~Frost (returns) [20:58:29] • @Leo Atlas leans on a pillar [21:00:15] @Sprite Tan: Ah... well that's a horribly strange way to die. [21:00:31] @Sprite Tan: So, what in here might be able to kill is Via? [21:00:52] @Leo Atlas: That thing in the (Nick) cage [21:01:09] ~Umber St'ro: Viathrel, is it going to bother you if we loot these bodies [21:01:11] ~Umber St'ro: ?* [21:01:28] ~RM: "Viathrel's head snaps up. 'You absolutely will not loot them.' " [21:01:34] @Sprite Tan: Okay, okay. [21:01:48] ~Umber St'ro: there's a reason I asked you know [21:01:54] • ~Umber St'ro st'ro said rhetorically [21:01:59] • @Leo Atlas (In his post-traumatic stress did not hear Viathrel and loots the corpses) [21:02:11] ~Frost: (umber st'ro st'ro) [21:02:20] ~Frost: (np) [21:02:26] • @Sprite Tan gives the room another look [21:02:33] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [21:03:11] ~RM: "Tan continues to not see anything of particular interest, save for the pile of corpses in front of the door." [21:03:26] • @Leo Atlas takes a look around the room as well [21:03:36] • ~Frost reads over the scroll while she waits [21:03:45] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [21:03:48] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [21:03:51] @Sprite Tan: Okay, guys I don't seeeee anything out of the ordinary but.... eh, I have this feeling. [21:04:00] ~Frost: (;- [21:04:17] • ~Frost sighs frustrated [21:04:34] ~Frost: How annoying. I just can't seem to get it.... [21:04:43] ~RM: "Leo doesn't see anything either. Viathrel continues to grow nervous as the party continues to observe the area. 'Let's just move past them.' " [21:04:53] ~Frost: (shaddap) [21:04:58] ~Frost: (I REFUSE TO GIVE UP) [21:05:09] • @Leo Atlas (Tries to read the scroll) [21:05:09] ~Frost: (I AM THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT) [21:05:11] ~Umber St'ro: (IT IS A RISK I HAVE TO PROTECT) [21:05:14] @Sprite Tan: Nah, I'm sure there is something here. [21:05:29] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [21:05:36] ~Frost: (GFDI) [21:05:38] ~Frost: (NO) [21:05:40] ~RM: (Leo Atlas is a magical scholor.) [21:05:41] @Leo Atlas: (XD) [21:05:43] ~RM: (Frost sucks.) [21:05:47] • ~Frost (rips it up) [21:05:50] @Leo Atlas: (Take that 2nd grade!) [21:06:58] @Leo Atlas: Frost, I think I'm ready to get my armor back [21:07:24] • @Sprite Tan looks more closely around the room [21:07:26] ~Frost: oh, here [21:07:33] • ~Frost gets it out and hands it to him [21:07:43] ~Frost: (one at a time) [21:07:46] ~Frost: (XD) [21:07:52] • @Leo Atlas puts his armor back on [21:08:04] • @Leo Atlas (keeps an eye on Viathrel this time) [21:08:04] • ~Frost (was secretly on steroids) [21:08:16] • ~Frost (new strongest party member) [21:09:03] ~RM: !dice Random number (1 - 6): 1 [21:09:06] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [21:09:31] • ~Frost studies the scroll until someone tells her to leave [21:09:39] ~Umber St'ro: (I find dressing hotter than stripping personally) [21:10:02] ~Frost: (me too. Ranch dressing is so hot) [21:10:18] ~Umber St'ro: (that was too perfect) [21:10:25] ~RM: "Sprite Tan, with her magical eagle eye, sees that the bodies appear a bit odd. Also, the door seems to be a bit strange, too, now that she looks more closely at it." [21:10:26] ~Frost: (I heard) [21:10:27] @Sprite Tan: (hot fudge dressing is even better) [21:10:38] ~RM: (Chipotle dressing is the hottest.) [21:10:49] ~Frost: (i like them more mild. Like blue cheese) [21:10:53] @Sprite Tan: Uh, yeah these bodies are definitely suspicious. [21:11:04] @Sprite Tan: The door too. [21:11:10] @Sprite Tan: Frost, use your book? [21:11:12] ~Frost: If only the spell didn't have to be used on something living.... [21:11:17] ~Frost: Then I could practice [21:11:30] ~Frost: ...oh? what is it, Tan? [21:11:40] @Leo Atlas: (If only you weren't dyslexic) [21:11:58] @Sprite Tan: This door is weird. These bodies are also weird. Do your thing. [21:12:16] ~Frost: of course [21:12:22] • ~Frost does the thing [21:12:42] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [21:13:18] ~Umber St'ro: maybe you could practice on leo, and shil could heal him [21:13:23] ~RM: "The book doesn't say very much. The bodies are probably real, but the door is made of magic. It is not, however, a magical item, so the book doesn't say much. [21:13:26] ~RM: " [21:13:44] • @Leo Atlas pokes the door tentatively with his sword [21:14:07] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [21:14:52] ~RM: "The wall the door was on suddenly shimmers and vanishes, revealing a much larger cave area. Viathrel appears to be suprised, also." [21:14:56] @Sprite Tan: Frost, map? [21:15:08] • ~Frost maps [21:15:40] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [21:16:19] ~RM: "The map appears to have been confused as well, but quickly updates with this new information. The party is standing in the passage, and the chamber is up ahead." [21:16:35] @Leo Atlas: (Can we save here? [21:16:36] @Leo Atlas: ) [21:16:51] ~Frost: (shaddap prepz) [21:16:51] @Leo Atlas: (It makes me feel better about my self) [21:16:58] ~Frost: (wi nt immortal) [21:17:53] @Leo Atlas: Welp, shold we go in? [21:17:58] @Leo Atlas: (should*) [21:18:11] ~Frost: We don't have much choice [21:18:23] @Sprite Tan: Well, I could scout ahead? [21:18:36] ~Umber St'ro: that sounds like it would just get you killed [21:18:37] • @Sprite Tan looks as far down as she can see, with her special eye [21:18:41] ~RM: "Viathrel is clearly flabbergasted. 'This... What is this?' " [21:18:42] @Sprite Tan: I run fast. [21:18:59] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [21:19:01] ~Umber St'ro: do we have water for after you run fast? [21:19:20] @Sprite Tan: The waterfall isn't all that far back... [21:19:23] • ~Umber St'ro looks around for stagnant cave water [21:19:30] @Leo Atlas: We should still be cautious [21:19:39] @Leo Atlas: (says the one who charged up the stairs and died) [21:19:48] ~RM: "Tan can't see all too much about the chamber. It's fairly big and has glowing runes along the wall. Whatever else it contains is a mystery, though the map insists it holds the exit." [21:19:50] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 12 [21:20:05] @Sprite Tan: Frost, there's glowy stuff on the wall. [21:20:06] • @Leo Atlas looks for another bucketfull of water to steal [21:20:08] ~RM: "St'ro does not find cave water, but does recall a large natural water source three rooms back. [21:20:10] ~RM: " [21:20:16] @Leo Atlas: (with perhaps a matching glove) [21:20:40] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [21:20:49] @Leo Atlas: (:<) [21:21:04] ~RM: "There isn't convient buckets of water in this seemingly dead end corpse hallway." [21:21:07] @Leo Atlas: Then we move foreward. [21:21:09] • @Sprite Tan looks for a fist sized rock laying around [21:21:15] @Sprite Tan: Wait, I'm gonna throw something. [21:21:19] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [21:21:30] ~RM: "She find a rock of fairly good size." [21:21:45] • @Sprite Tan throws the rock as far down the cave as she can [21:21:57] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [21:22:30] ~Frost: (it travels all the way to the dark lord and kills him) [21:22:48] @Leo Atlas: (That would be a 21) [21:23:29] ~RM: "The rock triggers the runes, which then begin to glow. Nothing further happens, but it seems like motion of some sort will make something happen." [21:23:42] @Sprite Tan: Well... [21:24:00] ~Frost: ...what should we do? [21:24:11] @Sprite Tan: Was there anywhere else to go on the map? [21:24:17] @Sprite Tan: Anywhere at all> [21:24:34] ~Frost: ... [21:24:35] ~Umber St'ro: I wonder if that's a good thing [21:24:41] • ~Frost cautiously checks [21:24:51] ~RM: "Back to the cave in or dig through sheetrock, according to the map." [21:25:13] @Leo Atlas: Welp. [21:25:24] @Leo Atlas: I'm going, since it seems to be the only way. [21:25:40] ~Umber St'ro: why does every cave entrance we use have to collapse [21:25:41] @Sprite Tan: Shit, okay/ [21:26:24] @Sprite Tan: Well, shit, I want out not immortal people where it'll be safest but... [21:26:32] @Sprite Tan: (*our) [21:26:53] ~RM: " 'I don't want to stay behind, Tan, I want to help.' " [21:27:05] @Sprite Tan: I know, I know but... [21:27:14] @Sprite Tan: Okay! We charge!? [21:27:24] ~Frost: Uhh [21:27:38] • ~Frost can't charge cuz white girl [21:27:45] • @Leo Atlas draws his weapons and advances foreward [21:27:58] • ~Frost lingers in the back of the group [21:27:59] ~Umber St'ro: shouldn't we just walk normally so no one walks into another trap? [21:28:00] • @Sprite Tan also advances forward [21:28:08] • ~Umber St'ro walks normally [21:28:09] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, normally okay. [21:28:26] ~RM: "Viathrel stays back aways, as does Shil." [21:28:30] • ~Umber St'ro normally cautiously, and while checking for traps of course [21:28:36] • @Leo Atlas slows his pace to a cautious trod [21:28:47] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [21:28:57] ~Frost: (yeeaahhh!) [21:29:15] ~Frost: (remember that I went to the back!!) [21:29:23] ~Frost: (white girl preservation) [21:30:28] ~Umber St'ro: Shill, if we're fighting something ridiculous, I want you on watch to heal me if I'm hurt at all, because I'll be in front. [21:30:54] @Sprite Tan: He also doesn't want to risk dying, I'm sure. [21:31:03] ~RM: "The party walks into the cave, cautiously, and in their cation make it to the center of the room. Once they get there, the runes glow with a bright blue light, and a hologram of a Sprite woman appears. 'Welcome to the control panel for the Contingency. How may I serve you?' " [21:31:29] ~Frost: ...what? [21:31:32] @Leo Atlas: ._. [21:31:35] @Leo Atlas: () [21:31:42] ~Frost: What in the world is this? [21:32:09] ~RM: "Viathrel's eyes narrow. 'My people knew not of this.' " [21:32:32] @Leo Atlas: (wait. I have an idea) [21:32:51] @Leo Atlas: Black Heart, what in the 19 hells is this? [21:33:02] ~Frost: (poyage) [21:33:03] @Sprite Tan: Uh, does this mean it's.... older than your people? [21:33:08] ~RM: 'Poy. It's a room with a magical being inside of it.' [21:33:10] @Sprite Tan: A conspiracy!? [21:33:20] @Leo Atlas: Be more specific. [21:33:24] ~RM: 'You first.' [21:33:32] • @Sprite Tan investigates the control panel [21:33:35] @Leo Atlas: How do we operate said room [21:33:40] @Leo Atlas: (?*) [21:33:49] ~Frost: ( http://img4-2.myrecipes.timeinc.net/i/recipes/ck/05/03/poi-ck-1031664-l.jpg ) [21:33:58] ~Frost: (poi) [21:34:02] ~RM: 'Welcome, Unknown User! How may I help you?' [21:34:17] ~RM: 'Poy. I don't know how you would use it.' [21:34:18] ~Frost: ..User? [21:34:22] @Sprite Tan: What's the purpose of this room? [21:34:30] ~Umber St'ro: Administrator override, My password is "Password" [21:34:36] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [21:34:44] ~Frost: (anachronism) [21:35:19] @Sprite Tan: (okay, basically two examples of sprite royal lineage here, or what we would consider that) [21:36:49] ~RM: 'ADMIN OVERIDE FAILED. This room was originally designed to wipe out the Dark Fey in the inevitable event they rose above to the surface and became threatening to Surface Sprites. That happened, and it was activated. All doors were sealed, and a magical toxin filled the area. It was effective. 99.9% fatilities. " [21:36:53] ~RM: *' [21:37:08] @Sprite Tan: Woah woah woah, what. Why was this set up? [21:37:27] ~RM: 'The dark fey are inferior, and thus needed to be controlled.' [21:37:33] ~Frost: What?! Is that what happened 300 years ago? [21:37:42] ~Umber St'ro: Who created you? [21:37:46] ~RM: 'Poy. One could only assume.' [21:38:05] ~Frost: But....don't Sprites live much longer than that? [21:38:17] ~Frost: Shouldn't Tan know about this? [21:38:29] @Sprite Tan: Yeah but.... I never knew about this... [21:38:32] ~Umber St'ro: not every citizen knows about ever war crime [21:38:36] ~RM: 'I have been instructed not to specifically reveal my creator. It was a long dead Sprite, and that is all I can say.' [21:38:45] ~RM: 'My creator was not my most recent user.' [21:39:03] @Sprite Tan: How long was this system in place? [21:39:08] ~Frost: I wonder if any Sprites that were alive before Marx came knew about this [21:39:14] ~Frost: or if t was covered up [21:39:19] ~Frost: it* [21:39:50] ~RM: 'This system was set up nearly 2,000 years ago, when the fey and sprites first came into contact.' [21:40:08] @Sprite Tan: (shit) [21:40:17] ~Frost: Since when did Sprites have access to this kind of advanced technology? [21:40:20] @Sprite Tan: Can you tell us about that? [21:40:35] ~RM: 'No.' [21:40:44] ~Frost: I've never even heard of anything like this..... [21:41:19] @Sprite Tan: Okay, in what situation /could/ you tell us about that. [21:41:44] • ~Umber St'ro (another administrator override, Password "Sig Heil") [21:42:19] ~Frost: (could) [21:42:31] • ~Frost examines the mechanism with the book [21:42:42] ~RM: 'If one of you has the access code, or the blood of the creator, I could unlock his files for you.' [21:42:44] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [21:42:50] ~Frost: (bleeehhhh) [21:43:26] @Sprite Tan: Um, was the original creator by chance... a member of the ruling family? [21:43:29] ~RM: "The book calls this 'The Archive', and reveals it is emulating the personality of a Sprite from long ago. It seems to have control of ley lines, and thus can cast magic in this area extrodinarily well." [21:43:47] ~RM: 'I meant his blood specifically, not his bloodline.' [21:43:54] @Sprite Tan: (oshit, don't agro it) [21:44:29] @Sprite Tan: Well then. What other things can you do? [21:44:33] ~Frost: ...a magical machine? [21:45:12] ~Umber St'ro: magical machine, what can you do for regular users? [21:45:31] ~Frost: they created something this advanced 2,000 years ago? [21:45:36] ~RM: 'I could activate the ley lines in the area, and release the toxin. It is nearly 100% likely to kill all of you. I could rearrange the cavern to disrubt troops. I could disable the waterfall in the far chamber. I can do many things. What do you wish?' [21:46:15] ~Umber St'ro: ah, could you rearrange the cavern so that we are able to exit more easily? [21:46:16] @Sprite Tan: Why is there an option to disable the waterfall? [21:46:40] ~Frost: (I love how archer girl just casually doesn't care about this gencide machine) [21:46:54] ~Frost: (XD) [21:47:00] ~Frost: (I know I know ) [21:47:46] @Leo Atlas: (Lol, I haven't said a word in a while) [21:47:46] ~RM: 'Yes, User, I could allow you to escape easily. User, I have that capability to cut off the supplies of the Dark Fey to facilitate surrender.' "Viathrel chokes back her bile and rage, unable to speak and attempting to not shoot the machine." [21:48:31] @Sprite Tan: Shit, so why did the sprites back then want the fey to stay down here so badly? [21:49:11] ~RM: 'Because the undergrounders use strange magics and have stained skin. It was believed they communed with demons, and thus were dangerous to our people.' [21:49:30] @Sprite Tan: That's so racist. [21:49:41] ~Umber St'ro: well do you have surveillance here? [21:49:44] ~Frost: (it's the future i can see) [21:50:32] ~RM: 'Yes.' [21:50:32] ~Frost: (yep, that's me) [21:50:59] ~Frost: (try to change the situation then I end up, segregatin~) [21:51:16] @Sprite Tan: System, was your last user before us 300 years ago? [21:51:35] ~Frost: (going to hell) [21:51:39] ~Frost: (straight to hell) [21:51:46] ~Frost: ( ) [21:52:02] ~Umber St'ro: did you ever notice them communicating with demons? [21:52:06] ~RM: 'No.' [21:52:19] ~RM: 'I can not reveal my last user without their blood or their password.' [21:52:27] ~Umber St'ro: what is their password? [21:52:32] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [21:52:41] ~RM: 'I can not say.' [21:52:50] • ~Frost (creates a magical computer virus) [21:52:59] ~Umber St'ro: ah, whose blood should we be looking for? [21:53:02] @Sprite Tan: Is your last user currently deceased? [21:53:10] • @Leo Atlas (deletes system 32) [21:53:25] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 5 [21:53:27] • ~Frost (holds up a magnet to the hard drive) [21:53:30] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [21:53:42] ~RM: 'I can not say whose blood I need. No, they are not deceased.' [21:54:04] ~Frost: ("computer. Open up internet explorer") [21:54:12] ~Frost: (that would break it XD) [21:54:17] ~Frost: (I'm jussayin) [21:54:21] @Sprite Tan: Is your last user currently down here? [21:54:23] @Leo Atlas: (magical AI, Open Internet Explorer) [21:54:28] ~Frost: (XD) [21:55:13] ~Frost: (magical AI, install internet explorer version 6) [21:55:23] @Leo Atlas: (Magical AI, invent the internet, then download intenret explorer) [21:55:38] ~Umber St'ro: (and porn please) [21:55:48] ~Frost: (we have the black heart for that) [21:55:52] ~RM: 'No.' [21:56:07] ~Umber St'ro: oh wait, black heart [21:56:10] ~Frost: ("Black Heart") [21:56:13] ~Umber St'ro: what's the password to the computer [21:56:13] @Sprite Tan: Are they a sprite? [21:56:19] ~Frost: ("Do leo gotta booty?") [21:56:20] ~Umber St'ro: (machine*) [21:56:23] ~RM: 'Yes.' [21:56:36] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [21:56:39] @Sprite Tan: (ZOMG ITS MY DAD) [21:56:43] ~Frost: (make him answer my question first) [21:56:56] ~Frost: (i was kidding XD) [21:56:56] ~RM: (Poy. Dat Nas.) [21:57:01] @Leo Atlas: (Frost, that 19 is for me) [21:57:01] ~Frost: (YUS) [21:57:04] @Sprite Tan: Are.... they related to me in any way? [21:57:14] ~Frost: (see, the black heart likes it too) [21:57:14] ~Umber St'ro: Administrator override, my password is "Dat Nas" [21:57:24] ~Umber St'ro: ()* [21:59:07] ~RM: 'The password for the original user is 3429834, according to the machine. I read the magic around it to come up with this likely guess, poy.' [21:59:12] ~RM: *last user [21:59:30] ~Frost: (W00T) [21:59:39] ~Umber St'ro: Very good, Administrator override, the password is 3429834 [21:59:42] @Leo Atlas: (Yay. I still have no idea what we should be dying) [22:00:16] @Leo Atlas: (doing*) [22:00:33] ~RM: 'ADMIN OVERIDE ACCEPTED. What is it that you wish?' [22:00:49] ~Frost: wOW [22:00:52] ~Frost: (oops) [22:01:01] ~Umber St'ro: Grant Administrative rights to everyone in this party please for convenience. [22:01:14] • @Leo Atlas continues to stare at the ceiling [22:01:15] ~RM: 'Granted.' [22:01:22] @Sprite Tan: Remove any other administrative rights as well? [22:02:01] @Leo Atlas: (I'm tempted to ask for treasure) [22:02:28] ~Frost: Please rearrange the cave to make our exit swift and convenient? [22:02:50] @Sprite Tan: (Truck fine retcon whatever) [22:03:13] ~Umber St'ro: Are there any remaining Dark Fey alive in the cave? [22:03:33] ~RM: "The cavern is rearranged, accompanied by a rumbling sound around the room. 'The exit to this room now leads to the surface. Yes, there is one in the: CONTROL ROOM.' " [22:03:45] ~Frost: Oh my...... [22:03:59] ~Umber St'ro: who was the last user? [22:04:20] ~RM: 'You were.' [22:04:23] ~Umber St'ro: who am I? [22:04:34] ~RM: 'Jan of the Sprites.' [22:04:38] ~Frost: .....What did I ask you to do? [22:04:42] @Sprite Tan: Are you fucking-! [22:04:55] ~RM: 'You asked me to purge the Dark Fey from this cave with the magical toxin.' [22:05:05] ~RM: "Shil stares open mouthed." [22:05:12] @Sprite Tan: Okay. Rearrange the caves so we can get out, I'm going to talk to my dad. [22:05:18] ~Umber St'ro: did I have a choice in the matter? [22:05:29] ~Frost: (how would she know that?) [22:05:36] ~RM: 'You did not give me that sort of information. I have already rearranged the cave.' [22:05:54] ~Frost: .....what was the toxin used? [22:05:56] ~Umber St'ro: Who created you? [22:06:45] ~RM: 'A magical toxin that overloads the bodies of anyone with magical capabilities. It works on almost all fey creatures with the very odd exception. Your account does not have access to the creator's files.' [22:07:12] ~Frost: ....how gruesome. [22:07:30] @Leo Atlas: What was the exception? [22:07:31] @Sprite Tan: This is... [22:07:32] ~Umber St'ro: is there anything of great value in the cave? [22:07:37] ~Frost: Leo..... [22:07:50] ~RM: 'A fey without magical powers would be the exception. If there was one, they would likely be alive.' [22:07:53] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [22:08:04] ~RM: 'No, there is nothing of great value remaining in the cave.' [22:08:15] ~Umber St'ro: okay, we should probably leave [22:08:21] ~Frost: ...wait [22:08:35] @Leo Atlas: (Hooray for captain oblivious) [22:08:39] ~Frost: We should change the password [22:08:54] ~Umber St'ro: that wouldn't change the creator password if anyone had it [22:08:56] @Leo Atlas: (That was my other personality. The suicidal one) [22:08:59] ~Umber St'ro: but we can [22:09:00] ~Frost: That's true [22:09:13] ~RM: "Viathrel speaks up. 'Tell it to kill itself.'" [22:09:25] ~Frost: ....that probably wouldn't end well for us [22:09:26] ~Umber St'ro: I was about to ask if you wanted to do that before frost said wait [22:09:35] ~Umber St'ro: why not? [22:09:41] ~Frost: It would self destruct [22:09:53] ~Frost: this machine contains vast amounts of energy and is connected the the ley lines of the cave [22:10:03] ~Umber St'ro: we can tell it to self destruct in a few hours and not to block our path [22:10:09] ~RM: 'What if it just sort of... fizzles?' "Shil says." [22:10:10] ~Frost: It would be a local cataclysm [22:10:23] @Sprite Tan: Leave it as it is, it's not a good thing, but it's a resource of knowledge. [22:10:41] ~Frost: Antyhing on the surface would likely be affected as well [22:11:01] @Sprite Tan: Exactly. [22:11:09] ~Umber St'ro: Machine, can you disperse the poison anywhere other than the cave? [22:11:32] ~RM: 'Likely, I could pump it out through the caverns and affect the immediate area.' [22:11:43] ~Frost: ...that sounds like a bad idea [22:11:53] ~Frost: We should just leave this thing [22:11:56] ~Frost: It is dangerous [22:11:58] ~Umber St'ro: I was just making sure it couldn't be used as a ranged weapon [22:12:07] ~Umber St'ro: if it could, I'd prefer to destroy it [22:12:11] @Sprite Tan: We could permanently lock that command? [22:12:19] @Sprite Tan: All of the bad commands actually? [22:12:36] ~RM: 'You may have to define bad, sis.' [22:12:41] ~Umber St'ro: We can't lock things from the creator account. [22:13:04] @Leo Atlas: Can we lock them from everythign but the creator, then delete the creator account? [22:13:23] ~Frost: As if we have the authority to delete the main administrator.... [22:13:32] ~RM: 'Pretty sure you can't do that without the creator account's password.' #Shil [22:13:46] @Sprite Tan: Maybe my dad has it? [22:13:49] ~Frost: ...Black heart [22:13:52] ~Umber St'ro: Machine, can you reproduce the poison? [22:13:59] ~Frost: Can you find the creator's password via the same method? [22:13:59] @Sprite Tan: We could always come back here. [22:14:02] ~RM: 'Poy. And thank you for asking so nicely.' [22:14:17] ~RM: 'No, it is heavily protected from tampering. I had already tried.' [22:14:37] ~RM: 'I could reproduce the poison easily.' [22:14:59] ~Umber St'ro: where is the poison made? [22:15:12] ~RM: 'In this room, then pumped through the ley lines.' [22:15:32] ~Umber St'ro: could you destroy the instruments involved in making the poison? [22:15:34] ~Frost: St'ro, I think that is enough [22:15:38] ~Frost: (lag) [22:15:48] ~Frost: (that was in regards to the previous statement) [22:16:04] ~Frost: That would risk releasing it wouldn't it? [22:16:14] ~RM: 'I could implode the ley lines, likely causing a great deal of destruction to the surrounding area.' [22:16:23] ~Umber St'ro: don't do that then [22:16:29] ~Frost: (TAKE THE FUCKING HINT) [22:16:43] ~Frost: Let's just get out of here please.... [22:16:56] @Sprite Tan: We are going to go see if my father has the password, and then permanently locking this shit. [22:16:57] ~Frost: Tan want's to talk to her father, remember? [22:17:08] ~Umber St'ro: why would he use his password if he had a better one? [22:17:19] ~Frost: It can't hurt to ask..... [22:17:27] ~Frost: Besides, I'm sure she wants closire [22:17:29] ~RM: 'That's a good point. Dad didn't have access to the creator files.' #Shil [22:17:30] ~Frost: closure* [22:18:05] @Sprite Tan: Well. I still want to talk to him. [22:18:09] ~Umber St'ro: machine, after we leave, block off the entrance, and if we return allow us back into the control room. [22:18:39] ~Frost: St'ro, the password [22:18:49] ~RM: 'Affirmative. I am, however, still acting under creator dictated measures to prevent the bulk of the Dark Fey population to leave the cave.' [22:19:07] ~Umber St'ro: ah, that's fine, this dark fey is only one, not the bulk [22:19:10] ~RM: 'You are attempted to aid in the escape of: 100% of the population.' [22:19:32] ~Umber St'ro: you're not counting the dead population, reconfigure [22:19:52] ~RM: 'I am programed to count only living Dark Fey, as they are the only one's that can harm the surface.' [22:20:10] ~RM: *ones [22:20:32] ~Umber St'ro: Viathrel, will you be alright? [22:20:42] @Sprite Tan: (steel is so annoying, I'm /ignoring him for the rest of my life) [22:20:50] ~RM: 'You're going to leave me here while you go, then?' #Viathrel [22:20:50] &steel dragons: (...) [22:21:00] ~Umber St'ro: we don't all have to. [22:21:23] ~RM: 'No, you don't have to stay. Obviously I can't leave, you don't have to worry.' #Viathrel [22:22:27] ~Umber St'ro: Machine, see that she has every convenience, and if you count death as a convenience, spare her that. [22:23:07] ~RM: 'Affirmative.' [22:23:20] @Sprite Tan: Okay, then we're out? [22:24:21] ~Umber St'ro: yes [22:24:22] • @Leo Atlas stops looking intensely at the ceiling [22:24:45] ~RM: "Shil gathers himself and prepares to follow the party." [22:24:49] @Leo Atlas: Let's go then. [22:24:54] ~Frost: Yes. Let's. [22:25:24] ~RM: (#montage?) [22:25:30] • @Leo Atlas leisurely strolls towards the exit, casually glancing at the ceiling one last time [22:26:23] • @Leo Atlas montages his way to the next destination [22:28:06] • ~Frost montages out [22:28:22] • ~Umber St'ro exits the cave while listening to Gonna Fly Now [22:29:39] ~RM: "The party leaves the dungeon and goes back to Nickelodean. They have arrived, roll out the red carpet." [22:29:57] • @Leo Atlas (rolls oput a purple carpet) [22:30:10] • @Sprite Tan heads straight home to see if dad is there [22:30:35] • @Leo Atlas follows [22:31:24] ~RM: "Sprite Tan arrives at her door with the party in tow. Her door is closed." [22:31:47] • @Sprite Tan opens the door and announces herself and the party [22:31:55] ~RM: (Paused) [22:35:45] ~RM: "Jan is sitting in his chair. 'Ah, welcome home, Tan, Shil. Didn't think you'd be back so soon. Which reminds me, Shil, you should've at least left a note or something.' " Frost temporarily banned the IP: 99.57.142.130 [22:36:43] @Sprite Tan: So Dad, we wen't on a little adventure of the area today. [22:36:56] @Sprite Tan: Learned some interesting things about ya. [22:36:57] @Leo Atlas: (only one of us died!) [22:37:04] @Sprite Tan: And stuff. [22:37:20] @Sprite Tan: I think you know what I might have learned. [22:37:39] ~RM: "Jan adjusts his glasses. 'I'm not quite sure what you mean.' " [22:37:50] @Leo Atlas: (JAN HAS GLASSES?) [22:37:55] @Sprite Tan: (yes) [22:38:01] @Leo Atlas: (WAT) [22:38:05] @Sprite Tan: About the fey. [22:38:48] ~RM: 'Which fey? There are many species.' #Jan #doucheswag [22:38:59] @Sprite Tan: The one's you killed? [22:39:01] @Leo Atlas: (The african ones) [22:39:49] ~RM: '.... That's a very severe accusation.' #Jan [22:40:09] @Sprite Tan: We found the system. [22:40:31] ~Frost: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJLSZfpwgFs ) [22:40:33] ~RM: 'Ah, you did? And I suppose it told you some interesting things.' [22:40:40] @Sprite Tan: Indeed. [22:41:26] ~RM: 'Well, best to forget about that. Isn't worth bringing up at this point.'
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| | | | Flamingfrozengnome
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Mon Nov 25, 2013 2:18 am | |
| - Gasp! A town! With no problems!:
[18:33:38] ~RM: "Last time on OH NO YOU DIDN'T, the party was headed towards Swordshire, and Shil received a killer Butch from Team Rocket slap from Umber St'ro. They are now walking with Frost and St'ro at the front, Leo Atlas in the middle, Tan and Shil walking in a very wincesty fashion, and Viathrel looking at bringing up Tan's the rear." [18:34:07] ~RM: (They aren't abnormal, Invalid, I was just making a reference to Tiny Hands, the Trait. XD) [18:34:39] • ~Lady Frost silently hates the world [18:35:01] ~RM: (Anyone want to have a conversation before we montage?) [18:35:20] ~Lady Frost: (dickface and the rest fo you could apologize to me) [18:35:24] ~Lady Frost: (or not) [18:35:31] • ~Lady Frost (shrugs) [18:35:48] ~Umber St'ro: (viathrel can't be a lesbian, this is straight world) [18:35:57] @Sprite Tan: (what) [18:36:00] @Sprite Tan: (since when) [18:36:11] ~RM: (He doesn't feel like an apology is necessary, as he was hit in the face. And she's bi, she though Leo was HAWT.) [18:36:11] ~Umber St'ro: (since now) [18:36:22] ~RM: (*thought) [18:36:28] @Leo Atlas: (let's just montage) [18:36:32] ~Umber St'ro: (no, bi people don't exist) [18:36:37] • @Sprite Tan looks over her shoulder to make sure Viathrel isn't trailing too far behind. [18:36:37] ~Lady Frost: (classy guy. I'll be sure he never gets any ) [18:36:52] • @Sprite Tan (wiggles eyebrows suggestivly) [18:37:06] ~RM: "Viathrel looks over her shoulder so Tan doesn't see her looking at Tan's behind." [18:37:18] @Sprite Tan: (what the Truck is SHE looking at) [18:37:26] ~RM: (We're montaging unless this is plot relevant.) [18:37:31] @Sprite Tan: (fine) [18:37:43] @Sprite Tan: (why can we be lesbians together) [18:37:55] ~Lady Frost: (YOU CHEATING WHORE) [18:37:59] @Sprite Tan: (oh Truck) [18:38:02] ~Lady Frost: (I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING) [18:38:12] @Sprite Tan: (uh, to the better hatemakeout?) [18:38:22] • ~Lady Frost (changes her facebook status to single) [18:38:23] ~Umber St'ro: (does this make lady frost my sister in law?) [18:38:30] @Sprite Tan: (What no!) [18:38:40] • @Sprite Tan (sings baby come back) [18:38:41] ~Umber St'ro: (no wait, daughter in law) [18:38:51] • ~Lady Frost (comes back) [18:38:58] ~Lady Frost: (I can't stay mad at you) [18:39:24] @Sprite Tan: (I hate you too) [18:39:31] ~RM: "The party awkwardly walks in segregated groups, which definitely isn't the way a group of unified world savers should be walking. In any event, they arrive at Swordshire, a town full of muscley men being ripped and learning the valuable art of crafting and fighting with swords. It looks a lot like Sparta, because it kinda is. For a change, nothing of interest seems to wrong with this town. Wonder how long that'll last for." [18:40:06] @Sprite Tan: Well this is.. energetic? [18:40:19] ~Umber St'ro: (it kinda is?) [18:40:29] • ~Lady Frost finds a place to sit down alone because she's still pissed [18:40:33] ~RM: (It is heavily based on Sparta.) [18:40:50] ~RM: "Frost finds a nice fountain to perch on comfortably." [18:41:04] ~RM: "Alone." [18:41:06] ~Lady Frost: (paint me like one of your French girls) [18:41:07] @Leo Atlas: I'm gonna go explore a little. Anyone else wanna come or are you all gonna wait here? [18:41:17] ~Umber St'ro: no thank you [18:41:17] @Leo Atlas: And brood or whatever? [18:41:24] ~RM: Shil: I think I'll stick around here and brood. Or whatever. [18:41:27] @Sprite Tan: I might look around at some swords maybe. [18:41:30] • ~Lady Frost sulks in a picturesque manner [18:41:49] • @Sprite Tan checks her water level in her legs [18:42:27] ~RM: "Holy shite, girl, how long has it been since you did that? With the amount of water that's left, it is incredibly suprising that Tan can still walk." [18:42:36] @Sprite Tan: Uh... crap. [18:43:10] • @Sprite Tan looks around for any water that is unlikely to be around [18:43:17] • ~Umber St'ro goes over by frost and says, sorry about pushing it, I just thought it would have helped if you'd shared. [18:43:30] ~Lady Frost: (/me ignores the world [18:43:34] ~Lady Frost: (shat) [18:43:38] ~RM: "If only a party member had already found something like a FOUNTAIN." [18:43:40] • ~Lady Frost ignores the world [18:43:55] ~Lady Frost: (wtf do you want me to do? XD) [18:44:03] ~Lady Frost: (I don't know in character that she needs water) [18:44:07] • @Sprite Tan sits down right next to frost to refill her legs [18:44:08] ~RM: "Tan finds Lady Frost's fountain." [18:44:19] ~Lady Frost: (wow, it's mine now?) [18:44:21] • @Leo Atlas heads off to explore the town [18:44:22] ~Lady Frost: (sweeeet) [18:44:24] ~RM: "Umber St'ro is ignored." [18:44:34] ~RM: (Leo, do you have to eat dinner soon?) [18:44:43] @Leo Atlas: (it's being made) [18:44:53] @Leo Atlas: (I'll let you knwo when I have to eat soon) [18:44:58] ~RM: (I actually have to eat dinner now.) [18:45:04] ~RM: (So, paused, unfortunately.) [18:45:10] ~Lady Frost: ......It's so nice here. I wonder if there's any book stores or libraries around. I'd love to read here.... [18:45:13] ~Lady Frost: (kk) [18:45:15] @Sprite Tan: (sweeeeeet, i can go get nops) [18:45:19] @Sprite Tan: (*Noms) [18:45:36] @Leo Atlas: (yay noms) [18:46:14] ~Lady Frost: 9so guys I own my own fountain now) [18:46:32] ~Lady Frost: (feel free to throw money into it) [18:46:54] • ~Umber St'ro tosses a nothing into the fountain [18:46:58] @Leo Atlas: (no, I need my money for mroe saxophones) [18:49:02] @Leo Atlas: (kso now I have to get some noms [18:49:05] @Leo Atlas: ) [18:49:09] @Leo Atlas: (then shower probably) [18:52:38] ~Umber St'ro: (lame) [18:52:54] ~Umber St'ro: (I can't even smell you) [18:53:00] ~Umber St'ro: (you're fine) [19:01:08] @Sprite Tan: (oh my god Trace made a 'he needs a towel' joke) [19:20:22] ~Umber St'ro: (I left an open question in rules channel) [19:24:28] @Leo Atlas: (back) [19:24:44] @Sprite Tan: (trace'll be back in a minute) [19:25:07] @Leo Atlas: (Ok) [19:25:28] ~Lady Frost: (I'll brb) [19:25:32] ~Lady Frost: (I'll try to be quick) [19:27:23] @Sprite Tan: (Ok, So Trace is cosplaying as gamzee and i as karkat) [19:27:38] • ~Lady Frost (Aranea's) [19:27:50] @Leo Atlas: (For what?) (Empress Trace was forcibly renamed to Rm by Empress Trace.) [19:31:15] @Sprite Tan: (just for in general some day) [19:31:27] ~Empress Trace: (Unpaused.) [19:31:40] @Leo Atlas: (oh, ok) [19:32:56] ~Empress Trace: (Is anybody in need of a prompt?) [19:33:16] ~Lady Frost: (back) [19:33:38] ~Empress Trace: (Me too.) [19:33:42] • ~Lady Frost (reads the deed to her newly acquired fountain) [19:34:06] • @Sprite Tan nudges frost as she fills up her legs [19:34:12] ~Empress Trace: ("It appears that St'ro wrote it.") [19:34:22] ~Lady Frost: (is that good or bad?) [19:34:26] ~Lady Frost: ........ [19:34:34] ~Empress Trace: (Good, unless you actually wanted a fountain.) [19:34:52] ~Empress Trace: (Leo, do you need me to do something for you?) [19:34:59] @Leo Atlas: (i [19:35:15] @Leo Atlas: (I'm just wandering around town. I guess you could make stores appear or something) [19:35:34] • ~Lady Frost wants a bookstore [19:35:34] ~Umber St'ro: (I wish that was my super power) [19:35:43] ~Umber St'ro: (to make stores appear) [19:35:54] ~Empress Trace: (I live in Madison.) [19:36:33] ~Empress Trace: (I have no need for that power.) [19:37:35] ~Umber St'ro: (You could use it to help people who don't have cool stores to go to. Once I was done making Shawnee not suck, I'd move on to other places that had no stores) [19:37:44] ~Empress Trace: "Leo Atlas is wandering around town. Ordinarily, this would be the point guards show up, but Leo actually fits in amazingly well here. All of the men look kind of like him and the women all seem passively interested in him." [19:38:14] • ~Lady Frost gets up, ignoring Tan, in search of something to do [19:38:15] ~Umber St'ro: (wait, leo is a human right?) [19:38:19] @Sprite Tan: (yeah) [19:38:21] @Leo Atlas: (Yes.) [19:38:26] • ~Lady Frost (tsunderes) [19:38:45] • @Sprite Tan shrugs and goes off her own way to look at swords and daggers and shit) [19:38:54] ~Empress Trace: (Yep. I assume he's very obvious in other parts of the world, considering you wasted a mirror on him early on.) [19:39:05] ~Lady Frost: ( are you not using !roll? [19:39:08] ~Lady Frost: ) [19:39:16] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [19:39:18] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [19:39:42] ~Lady Frost: (I asked cuz you did other stuff without it XP) [19:40:05] ~Empress Trace: "Frost doesn't find anything to do at all, except several burly strangers. Gross. Meanwhile, Tan finds a sword store made for tiny people! Awesome!" [19:40:16] ~Lady Frost: (gross) [19:40:35] • ~Lady Frost goes back to her fountain to brood some more) [19:40:40] ~Lady Frost: (ignore the )) [19:40:56] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 16 [19:41:17] • @Sprite Tan examines sword a bit more closely [19:41:29] ~Empress Trace: "Leo Atlas finds that thing he was looking for: a haberdashery! So cool!" [19:41:33] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [19:41:44] ~Lady Frost: (stop hogging the luck) [19:41:57] • ~Umber St'ro tells everyone around the real story of the well, which explains that actually if you give a coin to a stranger at the well, it will bring you good luck, [19:42:17] @Leo Atlas: (Oh boy. Sewing. Now if only I knew how to sew.) [19:42:29] @Sprite Tan: (what) [19:42:31] • ~Lady Frost sighs and does the tiny fireball trick [19:42:41] ~Empress Trace: "Tan finds some pretty sweeeeeet swords. There are three swords there, a small broadsword, a small set of dual blades, and a whip sword." [19:42:43] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [19:42:46] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [19:43:02] ~Lady Frost: (what were you rolling for?) [19:43:10] • @Leo Atlas shrugs enters the store [19:43:26] • @Sprite Tan examines the duals blades with excitement [19:43:57] ~Empress Trace: "Umber St'ro gains five coins and some odd stares, because these people remember no such tradition. Frost does the trick, and the sword men are unimpressed with her witch craft." [19:44:05] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [19:44:07] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [19:44:18] • ~Lady Frost wasn't trying to impress anyone so Truck you all [19:44:27] • ~Lady Frost emoness intensifies [19:44:30] ~Umber St'ro: thank you very much kind people, I feel like you're luckier already. [19:44:54] • ~Umber St'ro sends them on their way [19:45:14] ~Empress Trace: "Leo Atlas finds a very sharp hat, a very nice fedora. Tan observes the DRUMSTICKS. What Dual Swords are you talking about?" [19:45:40] ~Umber St'ro: (St'ro could go for a fedora, but leo wouldn't know that) [19:45:42] • @Sprite Tan sighs and examines the broadsword insetead [19:46:01] @Leo Atlas: (I could totally buiy it on intuition, and sell it to st'ro [19:46:03] @Leo Atlas: ) [19:46:09] ~Lady Frost: It would appear there's nothing for me in this place... [19:46:19] ~Umber St'ro: (good luck with that) [19:46:44] • @Leo Atlas looks at the shops other wares, mentally noting the hats [19:47:24] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [19:47:27] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [19:48:21] ~Empress Trace: "This is one sexy looking broadsword, staring at it is rather mesmerizing. There are a few zippers, bowties, and wallets in the habberdashery, but nothing of particular note besides." [19:48:26] ~Umber St'ro: Viathrel, (you're apparently nearby) would you and lady frost care to go waste these 5 coins on something stupid with me?) [19:48:33] ~Umber St'ro: ?* [19:48:40] ~Empress Trace: Viathrel:... Such as? [19:48:43] ~Lady Frost: ............ [19:48:50] ~Umber St'ro: I don't know what's in town. [19:49:01] • @Leo Atlas walks over to the shopkeeper [19:49:02] ~Lady Frost: I doubt there's anything of interest here [19:49:09] ~Umber St'ro: I guess anything that would cost 8 coins or less. [19:49:11] ~Empress Trace: Viathrel: I've been on the surface for slightly less than a day. Everything has interest. [19:49:14] ~Lady Frost: (nothing for white gurls) [19:49:14] @Leo Atlas: Excuse me sir, how much is the fedora over there? [19:49:19] • @Leo Atlas points at it [19:49:20] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 16 [19:49:27] ~Empress Trace: (How much do you have?) [19:49:28] • ~Lady Frost sighs [19:49:36] ~Lady Frost: I suppose a look around couldn't hurt. [19:49:38] @Leo Atlas: (40 with me) [19:49:51] ~Lady Frost: (except for the part when I almost got Taned) [19:49:54] ~Lady Frost: (wait wut) [19:49:57] ~Lady Frost: (since when?) [19:50:01] @Sprite Tan: (how the hell much do I have) [19:50:18] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, will you be coming with us, I'd hate to separate. [19:50:21] ~Lady Frost: (gnome when did you get 40?) [19:50:27] ~Lady Frost: ~Lady Frost: I suppose a look around couldn't hurt. [19:50:28] @Leo Atlas: (Like 4 towns ago) [19:50:37] ~Umber St'ro: (oh sorry) [19:50:39] @Leo Atlas: (The town after backknife [19:50:40] @Leo Atlas: ) [19:50:54] ~Empress Trace: 'That will be ten gold, for that. You can take it, if you want to take it.' [19:51:09] ~Umber St'ro: viathrel, you should lead the way, since you'll be interested in things. [19:51:31] ~Empress Trace: Viathrel: Sure, absolutely. I'm sure I'll find something worth looking at. [19:51:41] ~Empress Trace: "Viathrel marches in a completely random direction." [19:51:48] • ~Umber St'ro follows [19:51:50] • ~Lady Frost follows [19:51:50] • @Sprite Tan makes a mental note of the cooool broadsword and goes to look around for anything that catches her eye [19:52:45] • @Leo Atlas drops 10 gold on the counter, then takes and puts on the fedora [19:53:37] ~Lady Frost: (+10 doucheyness) [19:53:45] ~Empress Trace: "Three sixths of the party goes on an amazing adventure staring at dogs, buckets, and strangely placed men's accessory stores when they stop at what appears to be a large arena of sorts. There is a large crowd gathered in a sort of line, if you call a blob of people that. Leo has acquired a cooooool hat." [19:54:08] ~Empress Trace: (He's impossibly sexy thanks to the Chains of BDSM.) [19:54:15] ~Lady Frost: an arena...? [19:54:33] @Leo Atlas: (Oh shit. Forgot about those) [19:54:55] @Leo Atlas: (How conspicuously big is the arena?) [19:55:17] ~Empress Trace: (7/10 on the "How did we miss that coming in?" scale.) [19:55:25] • @Sprite Tan looks for everyone else [19:55:35] @Leo Atlas: (Can I see it from where I am?) [19:55:36] ~Lady Frost: I do not like the look of this.... [19:55:41] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [19:55:47] ~Lady Frost: Perhaps we should ignore it? [19:56:02] ~Empress Trace: "Leo finds everyone. Tan finds the OTHER end of the arena, where burly men are entering for their matches." [19:56:44] ~Lady Frost: (where's shil?) [19:56:46] • @Sprite Tan hums to herself and considers trying this arena thing out) [19:56:59] @Sprite Tan: (I did not mean to have a parenthesis there) [19:57:11] ~Empress Trace: (Somewhere.) [19:57:11] ~Empress Trace: (I lost him.) [19:57:11] • ~Lady Frost has the distinct feeling that Tan is about to do something stupid [19:57:12] @Sprite Tan: (shit) [19:57:19] @Leo Atlas: Oh man, an arena. I'm tempted to enter. [19:57:22] ~Lady Frost: (just pretend he was with us the whole time XD) [19:57:25] @Sprite Tan: (you're supposed to be omnipotent, where is my brother) [19:57:41] ~Lady Frost: Leo, I'm not sure that this is the best idea.... [19:58:07] • @Sprite Tan shrugs and goes to figure out where she can do the things to do the things in this arena [19:58:20] • @Sprite Tan (wiggles eyebrows) [19:58:28] ~Empress Trace: "Shil runs into his sister. 'I've been looking for you! Don't go so fast!.... What are you doing?' " [19:59:02] ~Umber St'ro: I'm fine with ignoring it [19:59:07] @Sprite Tan: Ohey Shil. [19:59:17] ~Lady Frost: (best sister evar) [19:59:21] @Leo Atlas: What would be wrong with trying? Besides, if the matches are to the death, then entering wouldn't be on my list of things I want to do. [19:59:24] @Sprite Tan: I think I might give this arena thing a try! [19:59:37] ~Lady Frost: ("Shil you can't come with us! I'd be sooooo worried!" *casually forgets he exists*) [20:00:10] • ~Lady Frost considers going back to White Gurl Fountain) [20:00:26] @Sprite Tan: (Truck you, you and Viathrel gotta watch my sexy fighting) [20:00:38] ~Lady Frost: (sexy fighting?) [20:00:45] @Sprite Tan: (So you can have hatesex over wanting to pail me) [20:00:52] • ~Umber St'ro whispers to frost, [20:00:53] ~Lady Frost: (-.-) [20:01:00] @Sprite Tan: (~w~) [20:01:09] ~Lady Frost: (<3<) [20:01:14] ~Umber St'ro: if she enters and dies, if she comes back, things will not be peachy for us. [20:01:26] • ~Lady Frost whispers back [20:01:33] • @Leo Atlas looks for a place to register [20:01:36] ~Lady Frost: (we don't know that she's doing this in character) [20:01:44] ~Empress Trace: Shil:Are you sure? A lot of these guys are bigger than us. [20:01:45] @Sprite Tan: (im on the other side of the arena what) [20:01:54] ~Lady Frost: (We know that LEO wants to) [20:01:57] ~Umber St'ro: (oh, I thought we all ran into eachother) [20:02:03] @Sprite Tan: Pfft, I've fought bigger things. [20:02:13] ~Umber St'ro: (correct what I said to "he"*) [20:02:27] ~Lady Frost: We should probably tell him... [20:02:32] ~Lady Frost: Wait, where did he go?! [20:02:34] @Sprite Tan: Admittedly I've uh.. had some injuries but I think I can totally handle these guys. [20:02:43] ~Empress Trace: "Atlas finds out from a helpful sign post fellow that he has to go to the OTHER end of the arena if he wants to sign up. Meanwhile, Tan and Shil make their way to a bored looking arena staff member. 'Can I help you kids?' " [20:02:49] • @Sprite Tan moves towards sign up [20:03:06] ~Umber St'ro: (I hate our stupid party) [20:03:07] @Sprite Tan: I'd like to sign up for whatever you got going on here. [20:03:11] ~Lady Frost: St'ro, we should probably find him before he does something stupid.... [20:03:12] • @Leo Atlas follows the helpful sign to the other side of the arena [20:03:20] ~Umber St'ro: yeah [20:03:21] @Sprite Tan: (~v~ haters gonna hate) [20:03:22] • ~Lady Frost searches for the idiots [20:03:27] • ~Umber St'ro tries to find leo [20:03:33] ~Empress Trace: 'You kids sure? Nobody dies, but you could get hurt.' [20:03:38] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [20:03:45] ~Lady Frost: (fak) [20:03:55] @Sprite Tan: I've been hurt before, I can handle it. [20:04:00] ~Lady Frost: ("St'ro and Frost found Hitler instead!") [20:04:03] @Sprite Tan: I'm also probably older than you. [20:04:04] ~Empress Trace: "All these people look too similar! St'ro can't find Leo worth a shit, and Tan and Shil are already inside!" [20:04:19] ~Empress Trace: Shil: I'll be opting out. I don't really fight. [20:04:28] ~Lady Frost: (that's for sure) [20:04:32] @Leo Atlas: (Did the helpful sign lead me to the other side?) [20:04:53] ~Empress Trace: "The lady looks Tan over, sighs, and gives her a fancy name tag. She ushers Tan into a waiting room, right before Leo comes up to the desk. They do not see each other." [20:05:18] ~Lady Frost: (ohno) [20:05:18] ~Lady Frost: (you wouldn't) [20:05:22] • @Sprite Tan does some stretches and then waits [20:05:27] ~Umber St'ro: so viathrel, I don't mean to be rude or anything, I just don't know if you're up to date on customs, if you're not a part of this fight, don't join in, even if Leo is going to get hurt. [20:05:45] ~Empress Trace: (I killed Brea. I lit Nisloden on fire. I made a black hole worm. I would do it.) [20:05:52] @Sprite Tan: (Truck yeah leo atlas versus tan the motherucking sprite of awesome) [20:05:53] ~Lady Frost: (you fucker) [20:06:04] ~Lady Frost: (you're both dumb asses) [20:06:11] ~Empress Trace: Viathrel: I'm not intending to join in, this just seems like a waste of time and a huge risk. [20:06:18] @Sprite Tan: (i know you hate me frost, <3<) [20:06:21] ~Empress Trace: 'Can I help you, sir?' [20:06:21] ~Lady Frost: (this is what you get from leaving the brains of the party) [20:06:22] ~Umber St'ro: it is [20:06:33] ~Lady Frost: (see, even Vi isn't a moron) [20:06:36] ~Umber St'ro: that's why we want to stop them, but they're extremely stupid [20:06:43] ~Lady Frost: (this is the intelligent part of the party) [20:06:48] @Sprite Tan: (Hey frost, i woulda hung out with you, but you were bein so cold baby) [20:06:54] ~Lady Frost: .....But we're probably too late [20:07:01] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, I'm interested in signing up for the arena, but I'm interested in the limitations on the fights and the overall reward for winning [20:07:01] @Sprite Tan: (pun unintentional) [20:07:02] ~Empress Trace: Viathrel: Yeah, they kinda are. But that just makes them kinda cute. [20:07:15] @Sprite Tan: (ice ice baby) [20:07:17] ~Lady Frost: Don't be ridiculous [20:07:25] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [20:07:35] @Sprite Tan: (~w~) [20:07:45] ~Empress Trace: 'You can kill each other to near death, we got some mages workin' to make sure nobody actually dies. Also, you get some special loot and some gold, and maybe even a surprise or two. Worth the effort, I think.' [20:07:48] @Leo Atlas: (Dut da-da da-dut da-dut) [20:07:54] ~Lady Frost: Ugh, what to do now...... [20:08:05] ~Umber St'ro: Tan better make you ask my permission if you two are getting married. [20:08:19] ~Lady Frost: Should we go in? Or just wait for them? [20:08:19] @Sprite Tan: (EITHER WAY WE GET MONEY FROM THIS FIGHT Truck YEAH) [20:08:31] ~Empress Trace: Viathrel: Uh.... *blush* That's stupid. But thanks for the concern, I guess. [20:08:36] @Leo Atlas: (i'm not sure if I want to enter) [20:08:37] ~Umber St'ro: we should go in and yell leo or something. [20:08:40] @Sprite Tan: (Can we do this all day????????) [20:08:52] ~Lady Frost: I have a very bad feeling about this.... [20:08:56] @Leo Atlas: (Oh right, In character I totally would) [20:09:00] @Leo Atlas: Sure, why not. I'll enter. [20:09:02] ~Umber St'ro: ;/me goes in and yells [20:09:04] ~Umber St'ro: leo [20:09:07] • ~Lady Frost strongly considers going back to White Gurl Fountain [20:09:15] @Sprite Tan: (leo don't trust me kk? kk.) [20:09:19] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [20:09:20] ~Umber St'ro: (fucking keyboard) [20:09:42] • ~Lady Frost reluctantly follows St'ro in [20:09:43] ~Empress Trace: "Leo hears his name being yelled over the din of the crowd. He's aware it's St'ro, but can't quite see him." [20:09:58] • ~Umber St'ro sticks his hand up with his hat in it [20:10:02] @Sprite Tan: (you can't see the big Nas buy guy grats( [20:10:09] • ~Umber St'ro yells leo again [20:10:10] ~Empress Trace: "This works, Leo can see you now." [20:10:23] • @Leo Atlas turns back to the attendant at the deck. [20:10:25] ~Lady Frost: (St'ro. Doin it twice since 2013) [20:10:27] @Leo Atlas: Sure, I'll enter [20:10:32] @Sprite Tan: (HAHAHHA) [20:10:34] ~Empress Trace: (COLD) [20:10:35] ~Lady Frost: Leo you moron! [20:10:38] @Sprite Tan: (THANKS LEO) [20:10:44] @Sprite Tan: (<3) [20:11:00] @Leo Atlas: (That's what my character would do. Plus, I don't know Tan is in it) [20:11:05] ~Lady Frost: I'm going to STRANGLE both of them until they turn limp! [20:11:15] ~Empress Trace: "Leo gets a fancy pass and enters a waiting room, same as Tan before him. St'ro is understandably pissed." [20:11:16] • ~Lady Frost white gurl rage [20:11:33] • ~Lady Frost marches up to the desk like an angry white gurl [20:11:35] ~Umber St'ro: (Leo you brain dead Truck, I hope they kill you in there.) [20:11:39] ~Lady Frost: Pardon me [20:11:53] ~Empress Trace: 'Don't tell me you want to enter, too.' [20:11:58] ~Lady Frost: I do not. [20:12:01] • @Sprite Tan looks around [20:12:19] ~Lady Frost: However, one of my idiot cohorts, possibly two actually, are, and I have to stop them [20:12:21] ~Empress Trace: "She is in a boring room, waiting for a door to open. Presumably it will once the action starts." [20:12:26] ~Lady Frost: Can that be arranged? [20:12:34] ~Empress Trace: 'Sure, you can enter and drag them out.' [20:12:37] • ~Umber St'ro just stands there while being pissed, which is indistinguishable from happy if he doesn't talk. [20:12:40] ~Lady Frost: Thank you very much [20:12:46] • @Sprite Tan fidges excitedly [20:12:49] • ~Lady Frost walks in and scans the room [20:12:52] ~Empress Trace: 'That meaning you have to beat them and win the tournament.' [20:12:53] @Sprite Tan: (*fidgets) [20:12:58] ~Lady Frost: Huh?! [20:13:03] @Leo Atlas: (Welp) [20:13:03] ~Umber St'ro: can you pass on a message to leo for me [20:13:09] • ~Lady Frost steps back out [20:13:09] ~Umber St'ro: ?* [20:13:23] ~Lady Frost: But... I can't just talk to them in here? [20:13:31] ~Empress Trace: 'You can't just drag adults out of here, if you wanna get em, you have to find em and win, same as everyone else. I mean, you can try to get them to forfeit, but you can't MAKE em.' [20:13:50] • ~Lady Frost sighs [20:13:51] ~Umber St'ro: oh we can go in and talk to them then? [20:14:11] ~Empress Trace: 'I guess, but you'd be particpents if you did that.' [20:14:23] ~Umber St'ro: alright then, this is going nowhere [20:14:24] ~Lady Frost: What kind of rules are those?! [20:14:38] • @Sprite Tan taps foot and pulls out sword and gives it a few nice test swings as she waits [20:14:41] • ~Umber St'ro speaks loudly enough for leo to hear [20:14:43] ~Lady Frost: We can't just talk to contestant without entering? [20:15:04] ~Lady Frost: (where the Truck is Via?) [20:15:15] ~Empress Trace: 'The man sighs. 'Fine, you can talk to one damn contestent. But theey can't opt out! Who are you talking to?' [20:15:20] ~Umber St'ro: Leo, if you're going to be a stupid idiot, we cannot support you, we'll be at the well. [20:15:34] ~Lady Frost: Forget this. [20:15:36] ~Empress Trace: "Viathrel is with you two." [20:15:43] • ~Lady Frost leaves and goes back to the white gurl fountain [20:15:45] ~Empress Trace: "Leo hears the heartfelt message." [20:15:55] • ~Umber St'ro starts a crowd chant [20:15:56] @Sprite Tan: (froooooost you have to watch) [20:16:01] ~Lady Frost: (nope) [20:16:07] ~Umber St'ro: Leo sucks. Leo Sucks! Leo Sucks! [20:16:12] @Leo Atlas: (Why not watch your two least favorite characters kill each other?) [20:16:13] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 16 [20:16:17] @Sprite Tan: (> ) [20:16:23] ~Lady Frost: (cuz I'd have to pay admission) [20:16:30] @Sprite Tan: (The crowd is on my side already peons) [20:16:35] ~Empress Trace: "No one knows what it means, but it's catching like wildfire. Tan and Leo can both hear the loud, choursy cry of LEO SUCKS!" [20:16:52] • @Sprite Tan raises an eyebrow [20:16:55] @Sprite Tan: ...Leo? [20:16:57] • ~Lady Frost waits at the fountain for the stupid to be over [20:17:01] @Leo Atlas: What's up? [20:17:03] • ~Umber St'ro goes to the fountain, signalling viathrel to follow [20:17:11] ~Empress Trace: (Leo, you can't see her yet.) [20:17:16] @Sprite Tan: (xD) [20:17:17] ~Lady Frost: (this is the worst town evar. I shoulda gone home and gotten you fuckfaces killed) [20:17:19] @Leo Atlas: (Oh) [20:17:22] ~Empress Trace: "Viathrel nods and follows like a good little NPC." [20:17:44] • @Leo Atlas sighs [20:17:49] ~Umber St'ro: (did we not run into shil at all?) [20:18:01] ~Empress Trace: "The fighting is about to start! Are the particpents ready?!" [20:18:04] ~Lady Frost: I wonder where Tan's uncouth fool brother is [20:18:09] @Sprite Tan: Hell yeah! [20:18:12] ~Empress Trace: "Shil went to the crowd side to watch his sister." [20:18:25] @Leo Atlas: Aww yeah. [20:18:28] • ~Lady Frost silently hopes he dies [20:19:11] @Leo Atlas: (<3<) [20:19:22] ~Lady Frost: (no) [20:19:26] @Sprite Tan: (Who are you making spades at young man) [20:19:43] @Sprite Tan: (are you making spades at my kismesis? wow, low of you) [20:20:10] ~Empress Trace: "The doors fly open in a dramatic fashion! There are Umber Hulks, Dragon Men, and hulking humans filing into the arena. Counting our heroes who entered the tournament, that makes twenty three dangerous fighters. Leo and Tan can now see each other. A booming voice explains: 'This is a free for all Nas kicking! Kick asses until there are two asses left, then stop! That's when shit gets real! We all clear on this?' " [20:20:38] • @Sprite Tan gives leo a thumbs up [20:20:55] • @Leo Atlas raises an eyebrow, then nods back [20:21:04] ~Empress Trace: (You fuckers are gonna cheat.) [20:21:10] ~Umber St'ro: (I like the announcer actually) [20:21:15] @Leo Atlas: (Pffft, no) [20:21:15] @Sprite Tan: (I have nooooooo idead what you mean) [20:21:17] ~Empress Trace: (This is beyond stupid at this point.) [20:21:21] ~Umber St'ro: (also, cheat, other people will cheat) [20:21:21] @Sprite Tan: (yep) [20:21:49] ~Empress Trace: 'Alright, we're all ready to go, then! May you kick asses until your kicking boots are sore! FIGHT!' [20:22:12] ~Umber St'ro: (remember an umber hulk's weakness) [20:22:23] • @Leo Atlas draws his sword and shield [20:22:35] ~Empress Trace: "Leo finds himself face to face with an Umber Hulk and a human, ready to fight his Nas. Tan is not drawing much attetion, accept from a sexy elf man who is pointing a bow at her." [20:23:08] ~Lady Frost: (ready to fight his 20 Nas [20:23:10] ~Lady Frost: ) [20:23:16] • @Sprite Tan winks at the elf man all flirty like and then scampers off with a speed boost to hit the first not-leo human sucker she sees) [20:23:30] ~Empress Trace: (Hope it doesn't get kicked down to 19.) [20:23:33] @Sprite Tan: (again, not supposed to be a parenthesis there0 [20:23:35] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [20:23:43] • @Leo Atlas charges the Umber Hulk first, slides under and stabs at the back of it's knee [20:23:48] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [20:23:56] @Sprite Tan: (wow) [20:24:00] @Leo Atlas: (welp) [20:24:04] @Sprite Tan: (good start, good start) [20:24:06] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [20:24:09] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [20:24:11] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [20:24:17] @Sprite Tan: (oh noooooooooooo) [20:24:22] @Sprite Tan: (oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo) [20:24:29] @Sprite Tan: (this is really bad leo) [20:24:37] @Leo Atlas: (meh, it'll be fine) [20:24:41] @Sprite Tan: (no) [20:24:57] @Sprite Tan: (im pretty sure that 2o is for the elf with the bow?) [20:25:04] @Sprite Tan: (Shhiiiiiiiiit) [20:25:26] @Sprite Tan: (maybe he rolled a 20 for sexually interested) [20:25:33] @Leo Atlas: perhaps [20:25:36] @Leo Atlas: ()* [20:25:55] ~Empress Trace: "Sprite Tan does an EPIC speed boost into Leo's human, which knocks into Leo, which knocks off his aim like nobodies business. While they are in a pile, the sexy elf shoots the Umber Hulk, bringing him down on Tan like a bag of bricks. Ouch. She is pinned but not severely injured. The elf winks back. CRITICAL BADASS." [20:26:47] • @Sprite Tan smirks at the elf and tries to wiggle on out [20:26:52] • @Leo Atlas gets to his feet and stabs the umber hulk in the back of the knee [20:27:03] ~Empress Trace: (The dead Umber Hulk?) [20:27:12] @Sprite Tan: (i will make this random elf join our party) [20:27:18] @Leo Atlas: (oh, it's dead?) [20:27:21] @Sprite Tan: (yep) [20:27:31] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [20:27:31] @Sprite Tan: (you coulda helped me out Nas) [20:27:41] ~Empress Trace: "Tan squirms her way out WITHOUT HELP." [20:27:42] @Leo Atlas: (Umber hulk human*) [20:27:46] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [20:28:05] • @Sprite Tan examines remaining combatants [20:29:06] ~Empress Trace: "Leo cuts a Butch from Team Rocket, brining down the guy he just had erotic pile-up with. Tan finds out that the competition is thining. The mages are teleporting the 'dead' away, leaving only the elf, Tan, Leo, a Dragon Man, and a handful of humans. All together, ten people remain." [20:30:09] • @Sprite Tan nods at leo then angles her head at the dragon man [20:30:30] • @Leo Atlas nods backand advances towards the dragon man [20:30:51] • @Sprite Tan uses a bit of speed to get around behind the dragon man [20:30:57] ~Empress Trace: "The Dragon Man laughs and brings down a massive ax in an attempt to crush Leo." [20:30:59] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [20:31:02] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [20:31:23] ~Empress Trace: "Tan is the DEFINITION of behind the Dragon Man. No one noticed her get back there." [20:31:23] • @Leo Atlas tries to roll to the side, to avoid said axe [20:31:37] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [20:31:42] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [20:31:51] @Leo Atlas: (Gfdi) [20:31:57] • @Sprite Tan looks for a weak spot in the dragon's armor and goes in to distract him from Leo [20:32:03] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [20:33:00] ~Empress Trace: "Leo fucking sucks at dodging large, moving objects, but thankfully, his crappy luck is negated by Tan's amazing strategy and her crit. She stabs at the Dragon Man and he swings around, his tail knocking Leo to the ground. He is not very hurt, but should spend less time on his 20." [20:33:53] • @Leo Atlas gets to his feet and slashes at the openings in the dragon man's armor [20:34:04] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [20:34:09] @Leo Atlas: (FUCKING) [20:34:13] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [20:34:45] • @Sprite Tan uses a bit of speed to get to close for him to use his axe and stab him in some weak looking spot in his frontal area [20:35:07] ~Empress Trace: "For as bad as Leo is, it turns out the Dragon Man is worse. Leo manages to hit something important, and the Dragon Man curses like a five year old and is teleported away. Meanwhile, all but one human and sexy mcelfpants have been removed." [20:35:31] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 7 [20:35:39] ~Empress Trace: (Ignore that.) [20:35:49] • @Leo Atlas raises his shield and edges towards the elf [20:36:05] • @Sprite Tan checks if the human is looking in her direction and then speeds in hoping to get a hella hit before he notices [20:36:11] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [20:36:18] @Sprite Tan: (well flapjacks) [20:37:16] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 5 [20:37:35] ~Empress Trace: " 'Pwoosh!' That is not a sound one wants their legs to be making in the middle of an intense combat situation. Tan rolls to a stop right in front of the human, who smiles like a creep. The elf would love to help, but Leo is preventing that rather well." [20:38:20] • @Leo Atlas looks towards Tan [20:38:38] ~Empress Trace: 'Um, Mr. Shield guy, I'd hate to be "that elf", but I think your friend is about to be knocked out. You wanna fix that and get back to this in a minute?' "Says the elf." [20:38:39] • @Sprite Tan blushes and tries to make herself look as weak and vulnerable as she can in homes the human gets within her range. She also wonders what weapon they're using [20:38:58] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 16 [20:39:30] ~Empress Trace: "The human is a creep, after all, and hesitates as Tan looks adorable. He is using a standard sword, two, actually." [20:39:30] • @Leo Atlas rushes the human towering over tan [20:39:33] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [20:39:36] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [20:39:41] • @Sprite Tan stab the human guy [20:39:45] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [20:40:00] @Sprite Tan: (aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy lmao) [20:40:06] @Leo Atlas: (Nice) [20:41:07] ~Empress Trace: "Leo charges in like an idiot and fails to accomplish much except a reasonable distraction. He also gets stabbed, and is teleported to the medical bay to receive healing. The human is ready to make kissy face at Tan, but suddenly he has a sword in his Nas. This apparently counts as kicking, because he's suddenly teleported away." [20:41:25] • @Sprite Tan throws arms up in the air [20:41:36] ~Empress Trace: "The elf whistles." [20:41:37] @Leo Atlas: (Fucking asdfghjkl) [20:41:58] ~Empress Trace: 'Stop! We only got two now!' [20:42:06] @Sprite Tan: Truck yeah I won without legs! I'm one hell of a badass! [20:43:21] ~Empress Trace: "The announcer waddles his way into the fray. 'Alright, your asses are the last two asses in this assfest. Now, all this is a simple one on one duel. Go until someone has a near fatal injury, same as before. You two ready?' The sexy elf man nods with a confident smirk." [20:43:37] @Sprite Tan: Oh Truck me. Fine. [20:43:43] @Sprite Tan: I'm ready. [20:44:24] ~Empress Trace: 'I ain't here to Truck anybody's Nas. Anyway, I'm outie. FIGHT!' "The announcer runs moderately fast! The elf, meanwhile, draws his bow." [20:44:31] • @Sprite Tan throws sword at the elf guy with a cackle. [20:44:44] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 7 [20:45:08] ~Empress Trace: "The elf makes an evasive maneuver, and chuckles lightly." [20:45:10] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [20:45:11] • @Sprite Tan throws her dagger as well, for good meauser [20:45:14] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [20:45:50] ~Empress Trace: "The elf is caught off guard by a double dose of stupid and brings his bow up to block, the wrong way. He now has no bow string. He curses and draws his own daggar." [20:46:05] • @Sprite Tan equips brass knuckles [20:46:10] @Sprite Tan: Truck yeah. [20:46:24] ~Empress Trace: 'You're gonna get owned.' [20:46:47] @Sprite Tan: You think so? 'Cause I think I have one hell of a punch. [20:47:06] ~Empress Trace: 'The elf smirks and lunges after Tan's throat.' [20:47:30] • @Sprite Tan ducks and punches at his stomach about as hard as she can [20:47:39] ~Empress Trace: (Is everybody not involved in this dumbass fest still awake?) [20:47:44] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [20:47:45] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 5 [20:47:49] ~Lady Frost: (yeah) [20:47:55] @Sprite Tan: (lol good) [20:48:03] ~Lady Frost: (shoulda done it as hard as you actually could) [20:48:13] @Sprite Tan: (shut up Butch from Team Rocket <3<) [20:48:28] @Sprite Tan: (made it longer than leo) [20:48:43] @Leo Atlas: (I was trying to save you e.e) [20:48:44] ~Empress Trace: "The elf cuts Tan across her cheek, but Tan's fist of justice almost knocks his guts out. He brings up his leg just in time. It hurts like a Butch from Team Rocket, but he's not out." [20:49:13] ~Lady Frost: (go for it now!) [20:49:16] ~Lady Frost: !data close combat Close Combat FightingPhysical Power 120 Accuracy 100% PP 8 Lowers the user's Defense and Sp. Def by 1. [20:49:30] • @Sprite Tan giggles as she brings her other fist up into his face as hard as she can [20:49:59] @Sprite Tan: (0w0 fists man) [20:50:02] ~Empress Trace: "The elf sees this coming and brings his dagger up to his face. Please wait while I roll." [20:50:04] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [20:50:06] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [20:51:03] ~Empress Trace: "The elf's dagger is knocked back into his face, bringing harm to his glorious nose, but more importantly, Tan has buried her fist in dagger. It is now very deep in her hand, and obviously that hurts." [20:51:33] • @Sprite Tan cringes and sweeps impaled fish sideways to get it out of the way with one hell of a pained grimace as she brings her free fist up for another punch [20:51:54] ~Lady Frost: ("the fish swims away") [20:51:59] @Sprite Tan: ( I. Want. Money.) [20:52:15] @Sprite Tan: (*fist Truck you) [20:52:46] ~Empress Trace: "The elf is impressed by her commitmend, but attempts to kick her very, very hard in the face by wheeling around and whipping his leg out. Rolling." [20:52:50] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [20:52:52] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [20:52:55] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [20:55:36] ~Empress Trace: "Tan is able to knock the mother Truck out while he's still wheeling around for his kick. He crumples in a heap of sexual tension. He is teleported away, and the mages teleport to tan and quickly fix her shit, that being her hand. The large bellied announcer runs out and lifts Tan's arm. 'We have a winner!' " [20:55:54] @Sprite Tan: Truck yeah! [20:56:26] @Sprite Tan: (and most of you bitches missed out on my sexy time) [20:56:31] ~Umber St'ro: (I'd just like to point out that my chant was correct) [20:56:35] @Sprite Tan: (I fucking told you it was gonna be sexy) [20:56:55] @Sprite Tan: (aren't you all worried about us yet?) [20:57:06] ~Empress Trace: "Tan gains 100 gold pieces, the Belt of Champions, and a Cape of Pure Badass. She meets Leo and Shil outside the arena." [20:57:13] @Leo Atlas: (I mean, I could have left Tan to die) [20:57:27] • @Sprite Tan examines cape and belt [20:57:35] ~Umber St'ro: (but instead, you sucked) [20:57:42] • @Sprite Tan also examines hand to see how well the mages did [20:57:52] @Leo Atlas: (e.e) [20:57:57] @Sprite Tan: (If I remember I 19'd that creep) [20:58:03] ~Lady Frost: (get your own face Butch from Team Rocket) [20:58:21] @Sprite Tan: (Oh frost, haven't you learned to share yet?) [20:58:28] ~Empress Trace: "The mages sealed it up quite well, giving her only a small scar." [20:58:34] ~Lady Frost: (nope. never will either <3<) [20:58:39] @Sprite Tan: (<3<) [20:58:43] ~Empress Trace: Shil: I can't believe you actually won! That was great! [20:58:48] @Sprite Tan: That was amazing! [20:58:52] @Leo Atlas: Nice Job Tan. [20:58:53] • @Sprite Tan jumps around in glee [20:59:01] ~Lady Frost: (can you meet the three non idiots now?) [20:59:21] ~Lady Frost: (we've been out of commission for like ever) [20:59:24] @Sprite Tan: I want to go gloat! Let's go gloat! [20:59:48] @Leo Atlas: Lead on. [20:59:53] • @Sprite Tan leads on [21:00:14] ~Empress Trace: "The three idiots meet the three non-idiots. This should be hilarious." [21:00:26] @Sprite Tan: I! Won! [21:00:35] • ~Lady Frost raises eyebrow [21:01:02] ~Umber St'ro: Congratulations. Leo, did you learn your lesson? [21:01:10] • @Sprite Tan shows of belt and cape... and phat loot [21:01:32] @Leo Atlas: About what? [21:02:00] @Sprite Tan: I dunno what lesson he was supposed to learn, other than that arena's are amazing. [21:02:11] ~Umber St'ro: about not doing stupid shit when people are about to explain why you shouldn't [21:02:31] @Leo Atlas: Why shouldn't I have? [21:02:43] @Sprite Tan: That wasn't stupid, I couldn't have won without Leo being cool and helping and shit. [21:02:54] ~Lady Frost: You could have been killed, and then what would have happened? [21:03:19] ~Lady Frost: What would you do? "regenerate" in front of a crowd? [21:03:20] ~Umber St'ro: or better yet, taken prisoner, walking into a tent full of combatants is not safe. [21:03:48] ~Empress Trace: Viathrel: Both of you are stupid. If either of you got into trouble, I would be... unhappy. [21:03:52] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah... [21:03:59] • @Sprite Tan looks a bit sheepish [21:04:04] • ~Lady Frost raises an eyebrow at Via [21:04:54] @Leo Atlas: I would have been killed or taken prisoner or whatever and been less of a problem in your lives. Considering the way you treat me normally, I'm surprised you weren't enthralled with the chance of me being no longer existing around you. [21:05:17] ~Umber St'ro: Tan, I'm less upset with you, you didn't directly act against our advice since we weren't there to get it. [21:05:26] ~Lady Frost: Leo, save the theatrics. [21:05:38] @Sprite Tan: Well, I'm sorry... I guess I didn't really think there would be that many other combatants... I didn't really uh... listen much to how it was going to be. [21:05:42] ~Empress Trace: Shil: He kinda has a point. You guys tend to let him blend into the background. [21:06:06] ~Lady Frost: That is no excuse for this kind of....ugh [21:06:19] @Sprite Tan: Still, Leo did a really good kinda coming to my rescue when my legs ran out of water. [21:07:02] ~Lady Frost: Which would not have needed to happen if you both hadn't recklessly gotten yourselves in danger. [21:07:32] ~Umber St'ro: I carried you naked through a cave, don't be a drama queen [21:07:45] @Sprite Tan: Sorry, with my luck I really should have thought more about it. [21:08:13] ~Empress Trace: Viathrel: I like this fountain. This fountain reminds me of the water fall at home. But I really doubt we want to sleep next to a fountain in a strange town, and it rapidly goes dark. [21:08:18] @Sprite Tan: So uh... you guys wanna get something to eat...? [21:08:20] ~Lady Frost: Leo do you think if we actually wanted you gone, we would have gone after you, you enormous idiot! [21:08:27] ~Umber St'ro: Anyway, it's all over now and Tan won, what did you win? [21:08:29] ~Empress Trace: (#Freo) [21:08:44] ~Lady Frost: Next time think before you act and at least consider your cohorts advice. [21:08:45] • @Sprite Tan shows of loots to St'ro [21:08:51] ~Lady Frost: (Fre-no) [21:09:04] ~Umber St'ro: coins, that's always nice [21:09:11] @Sprite Tan: Always. [21:09:14] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, can you check if the other stuff does anything? [21:09:23] • ~Lady Frost sighs [21:09:26] ~Lady Frost: Hand it over [21:09:49] • @Sprite Tan hands over belt and cape carefully [21:09:59] • ~Lady Frost opens up the book of stuff [21:10:11] ~Empress Trace: (Woo! Stuff book!) [21:11:32] ~Lady Frost: (http://www.allmusic.com/song/the-great-big-book-of-everything-mt0003780465 ) [21:12:16] ~Empress Trace: "The book, as usual, contains helpful information on the Belt of Champions and the Cape of Pure Badass. The Belt of Champions let's people know that you have recently won a tournament, and thus allows you to more easily gain their respect and fear. The Cape of Pure Badass, on the other hand, seems to have a very odd effect. It seems to say that it allows one to 'make the impossible possible', with very few details beyond that." [21:12:58] @Sprite Tan: (OH MY GOD I AM KAMINA) [21:12:59] ~Lady Frost: (#productplacement) [21:13:02] @Sprite Tan: (SHIT I AM KAMINA) [21:13:12] @Sprite Tan: (Well at least im immortal) [21:13:15] ~Empress Trace: (Shil: Sis!) [21:13:24] ~Umber St'ro: (it's almost as if knowing more about the cape is... impossible) [21:13:28] • @Sprite Tan equips those items [21:13:36] ~Lady Frost: (whomp whomp whoooomp) [21:13:56] ~Empress Trace: "Tan is now a Champion Badass. Also, she will now NEVER get through a metal detector in less than half an hour." [21:14:06] @Sprite Tan: (ahahhahahahahahaha) [21:14:10] @Leo Atlas: (Oh boy) [21:14:18] @Leo Atlas: (QWe have to cancel that flight to Maui) [21:14:41] ~Lady Frost: (whomp whomp whomp whooomp) [21:15:24] @Leo Atlas: So, should we find a place to rest for the night? [21:15:34] @Sprite Tan: Yeah! I want to eaaaat! [21:15:39] ~Lady Frost: (I should probs go to bed) [21:15:45] ~Empress Trace: (Me, too.) [21:15:56] ~Lady Frost: (night yall :3) [21:16:05] @Leo Atlas: (night) [21:16:10] @Sprite Tan: (daaaamit night) [21:16:11] ~Empress Trace: (Paused, someone grab logs. Good game, morons. XD)
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| - Sex, really, Sex:
(Empress Trace was forcibly renamed to RM by Empress Trace.) (Frost was forcibly renamed to Lady Frost by Frost.) (Invalid was forcibly renamed to Umber St'ro by Lady Frost.) (Sheastuck was forcibly renamed to <3< by Lady Frost.) [17:55] ~Rolanda Marguerite: (I'll fucking do this as Rolanda. I don't give a Truck.) [17:55] ~Lady Frost: (XD) (<3< was forcibly renamed to Sprite Tan by Rolanda Marguerite.) (Rolanda Marguerite was forcibly renamed to RM by Lady Frost.) [17:55] • ~Umber St'ro (kills the dark lord) [17:56] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [17:56] @Flamingfrozengnome: (XD) [17:56] ~Lady Frost: (!!!!!!!!!!) [17:56] ~Umber St'ro: "(suddenly dragons)" (Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by RM.) (Leo Atlas was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by Lady Frost.) [17:56] ~Lady Frost: .....how) [17:56] @Leo Atlas: (Because st'ro) [17:57] • ~Umber St'ro (tricks the dark lord into being fooled) [17:57] ~RM: "Last time on Incredibly Fast and dangerously fountain, we're all still standing in front of a damn fountain and night is fast approaching. Leo did something stupid, and Tan did something smart because she did the same but suceeded. Yey!" [17:58] ~Umber St'ro: (too soon, paul walker was a saint) [17:58] ~RM: "We're in Swordshire." [17:58] @Sprite Tan: So, to the inn? [17:58] ~RM: Viathrel: Sounds like a plan. [17:58] ~Umber St'ro: wait [17:58] ~Lady Frost: (we could just sleep in front of white gurl fountain) [17:58] ~Umber St'ro: before we go in, we need to be disguised [17:58] ~Umber St'ro: I'm not having another inn raid. [17:58] @Leo Atlas: (Good plan Frost) [17:59] ~RM: Shil: "Another?" [17:59] ~Lady Frost: Please pick a better disguise than last time, then. [17:59] @Sprite Tan: Well, we could always just... sleep out of the city? That wouldn't bother me. [17:59] ~Lady Frost: Oh, but a bed sounded so nice.... [18:00] @Sprite Tan: We could get gets and everything, I do have money now, after all. [18:00] • ~Umber St'ro attempts to illusion himself into plane jane the plain jane [18:00] ~Umber St'ro: (plain*) [18:00] ~Lady Frost: (you didn't need magic for that) [18:00] ~RM: Shil: I would also be fine with outside, but there are those of us who have to worry about illness and monsters and such. [18:00] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [18:00] • ~Lady Frost (z-snaps) [18:01] • @Sprite Tan shrugs [18:01] ~RM: "Umber St'ro is now a brown haired girl next door, with a cute plaid dress. No one notices or cares about his personality because he's so plane." [18:01] @Sprite Tan: (plane) [18:01] ~Lady Frost: (why did you turn into taylor swift?) [18:01] ~Umber St'ro: (marsha marsha marsha) [18:02] ~Umber St'ro: who all have cloaks here? [18:02] • ~Lady Frost silently thinks to herself that the dress is kind of cute [18:02] ~Lady Frost: I have two. [18:02] @Leo Atlas: I have one. [18:02] ~RM: Shil: That's everyone but Viathrel and Leo. [18:02] ~RM: Shil: Scratch that. [18:02] @Leo Atlas: (I tho9ught I had one) [18:02] ~Umber St'ro: well, viathrel probably isn't infamous, so I think she's fine [18:02] ~RM: Viathrel: Yeah, probably not. [18:03] ~RM: (Private to @Sprite Tan) Your brother is devolping an issue with mortality. [18:03] @Sprite Tan: (Private to ~RM) I notice whoops [18:03] ~Umber St'ro: (anymore... scary bg music plays) [18:03] ~Lady Frost: Shall we find an inn then? [18:03] ~RM: Shil: If it pleases you. [18:03] ~Umber St'ro: everyone put your cloaks up, and if anyone wants me to try illusioning them, speek now. [18:03] @Sprite Tan: Sure. [18:03] ~Umber St'ro: (speak*) [18:04] • ~Lady Frost silently hates Tan's bro [18:04] • @Leo Atlas puts on his cloak, and store his new hat in his bag [18:04] • @Sprite Tan cloaky cloaks [18:04] ~RM: "And no one trusts St'ro at all." [18:04] • ~Lady Frost cloaking intensifies [18:04] @Leo Atlas: (stores*) [18:04] ~RM: (DOUBLE CLOAK POWER) [18:04] ~RM: (Montage?) [18:04] ~Lady Frost: (oui) [18:04] @Leo Atlas: (Yes) [18:04] @Sprite Tan: (yes) Random number (1 - 20): 15 [18:05] ~Umber St'ro: (i griega) [18:06] ~RM: "Everyone goes to the Sheathed Blade, the only inn they can fine for six people, a light mote, and a magical sentient god shield. As Tan is so famous for kicking so much Nas, it's FREE! Everyone gets a bed and a trunk!" [18:06] ~Lady Frost: (w00t) [18:06] ~Umber St'ro: (we're so good at disguising) [18:07] @Leo Atlas: (Sweet) [18:07] ~Lady Frost: I could sure use a bath.... [18:07] ~Umber St'ro: me too, this place has one of those saunas right? [18:07] ~Lady Frost: I hope so [18:07] • @Sprite Tan tests beds for springyness [18:07] • ~Lady Frost looks to the sky [18:07] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [18:07] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [18:08] ~Lady Frost: (the bed is so springy Tan hits the ceiling and breaks her neck) [18:08] ~RM: "Tan's bed is the most fun bed she's ever bounced on, and this is indeed one of those inns with a sauna. [18:08] ~RM: " [18:08] @Sprite Tan: (oh my god frost) [18:08] ~Lady Frost: (a sauna? Dun tell me I gotta bathe with a bug) [18:08] ~Umber St'ro: (I'm not a bug right now, and you won't even notice me, I'm plain) [18:08] @Sprite Tan: A sauna sounds nice. [18:09] ~Lady Frost: ( I know though) [18:09] ~Lady Frost: Well, ladies first of course! [18:09] ~RM: Viathrel: Umm... What exactly is that? [18:09] ~Lady Frost: Gentleman, please be patient. That includes you St'ro. [18:09] • ~Lady Frost drags Tan and Via to the sauna [18:10] • @Sprite Tan blinks as she's dragged [18:10] • ~Umber St'ro goes to the sauna thing and sits around with hearts coming out of her head and stuff. [18:10] ~RM: "Viathrel is also dragged, unhappily." [18:10] ~RM: Shil: So... Hey, Leo. [18:10] ~Lady Frost: (I said no St'ro's allowed Butch from Team Rocket) [18:10] • ~Umber St'ro (uses all the R.I.P. words) [18:11] @Leo Atlas: (I doubt he cares) [18:11] @Leo Atlas: What's up Shil? [18:11] • ~Lady Frost undresses and gets into a hot [18:11] ~Lady Frost: Aaahhhh.... [18:11] ~RM: Shil: Eh... I dunno. Things just feel... A bit sad to me. I don't know why. [18:11] @Sprite Tan: (a hot...?) [18:11] ~Lady Frost: Care to join me, ladies? [18:11] ~Lady Frost: (bath*) [18:11] ~Lady Frost: (faaak) [18:12] ~RM: Viathrel: Uh... Maybe in a minute. [18:12] • ~Umber St'ro floats around talking about girly stuff [18:12] @Sprite Tan: Uh yeah... [18:12] • @Sprite Tan looks around for a place to change out of her clothes that's out of sight [18:12] • ~Lady Frost can't talk girly girl secrets because a boy with cooties is here [18:12] @Leo Atlas: What do you mean? [18:13] ~RM: Shil: I don't really know. I feel like everyone is mad at me, and I'm not quite sure why. [18:13] ~Umber St'ro: (but I'm a bug, you wouldn't even be able to tell what my gender was) [18:13] ~RM: "Viathrel goes to find a place where Tan is to get naked." [18:13] @Sprite Tan: (but we knooow you're a guy) [18:13] ~Lady Frost: (you identify with male pronouns, Butch from Team Rocket) [18:14] ~Umber St'ro: (you guys use them on me because you're sexists) [18:14] ~Lady Frost: (OH HELL NAH. STAY AWAY FROM MY Butch from Team Rocket YOU Butch from Team Rocket) [18:14] • @Sprite Tan gets into the back once she's stripped, sinking in all the way before popping her head back up [18:14] ~RM: (I don't think St'ro has ever used male pronouns.) [18:14] @Sprite Tan: (gets the bitches??????!) [18:14] ~Umber St'ro: (I can't be big and buff and still be a lady) [18:14] @Sprite Tan: (And St'ro) [18:14] ~RM: "Viathrel gets nude and then sinks into the water slowly, and away from everyone." [18:14] @Leo Atlas: Ah. I can't see why they would be, if anything they should be thankful. [18:15] @Sprite Tan: I wonder what Leo and Shil are up to? [18:15] ~Lady Frost: (thankful that he joked about me being murdered for money) [18:15] ~Lady Frost: Probably...stupid things [18:15] • ~Lady Frost glares at nothing [18:15] ~RM: Shil: Thankful? [18:15] • ~Umber St'ro floats on her back while naked because no one will notice anyway [18:15] @Sprite Tan: Shil's been pretty quiet recently... [18:16] ~RM: Viathrel: Why are you floating on your back naked? [18:16] ~Lady Frost: I don't particularly mind [18:16] ~Umber St'ro: aww you don't? [18:16] • @Sprite Tan looks pointedly away from St'ro [18:16] • ~Lady Frost continues to ignore st'ro [18:17] ~RM: "Everyone is strangely aroused until they remember that all of this could suddenly become an eight foot cockroach at any moment." [18:17] • ~Umber St'ro sits over by viathrel, "I don't know, I just don't get to be a naked human very often" [18:17] ~Lady Frost: Tan, I'd say you should work on teaching that vagabond some manners [18:17] ~RM: Viathrel: I never get to be a naked human. [18:17] ~Lady Frost: But I think that would make it worse [18:17] ~RM: (Tan? Manners?) [18:17] ~Umber St'ro: I could illusion you if you wanted to try it. [18:17] ~RM: Viatherl: No, I don't think it would be as different for me as you. But thanks. [18:18] ~Lady Frost: St'ro, I recommend against it while we are in the bath [18:18] ~Lady Frost: or in the hotel in general [18:19] ~RM: Shil: Why should they be thankful? [18:19] @Sprite Tan: What? Why do I got to teach Shil manners? Did he say something? [18:19] ~Umber St'ro: I figured, you never know though, always willing to help with illusions. [18:19] ~RM: (Translation: I coul use the practice..) [18:19] ~Lady Frost: Ugh, you were the-....nevermind [18:19] • ~Lady Frost sinks into the water a little [18:19] • @Sprite Tan continues soaking [18:20] @Leo Atlas: White mages are valuable in an adventuring party like this. Especially with suicidal fighters, like me, who often get hurt. [18:20] ~Lady Frost: (no one's noticing the glowing purple rock around my neck lawl) [18:20] ~RM: Shil: ... You can't die, though. [18:20] • @Sprite Tan looks around to see who is closest to her with a devious look. [18:21] • @Leo Atlas whispers [18:21] @Leo Atlas: Reincarnation isn't exactly painless. [18:21] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [18:21] ~RM: !dice 3 Random number (1 - 3): 3 [18:22] ~RM: "Umber St'ro is the closest to Tan." [18:22] • @Sprite Tan pokes St'ro [18:22] ~Lady Frost: (in the boob) [18:22] @Sprite Tan: (oh god) [18:22] • ~Umber St'ro reacts cautiously [18:22] ~Umber St'ro: (with my boob) [18:22] @Sprite Tan: What's up St'ro? How's life? [18:22] ~RM: Shil:.... I almost had a cave fall on me. You actually did have a rock fall on you, and here you are. [18:23] • ~Lady Frost washes her hair meticulously [18:23] • ~Lady Frost because she's worth it [18:23] ~Umber St'ro: Honestly it's great, I'm really enjoying our grand adventure. [18:23] ~Umber St'ro: you? [18:24] @Sprite Tan: Pretty good, dying uh... sucked. A lot. But other than that... and a lot of other thing I suppose, It's not awful. [18:24] @Sprite Tan: Uh, wouldn't mind having both lungs and shit. [18:25] ~Lady Frost: Maybe I should cut this someday.... [18:25] ~Lady Frost: Such a pain [18:25] ~Umber St'ro: Yeah, that's a real downer, but you win some you lose some (lungs) [18:25] • @Sprite Tan laughs a little [18:25] @Leo Atlas: I may be fine physically, but reincarnation isn't good for one's mental state. [18:25] @Sprite Tan: How short are you thinking of cutting your hair Frost? [18:26] ~Lady Frost: Hm? [18:26] ~Lady Frost: Oh...i was just rambling... [18:26] ~Lady Frost: I have no idea [18:26] ~RM: Shil: I'm not thinking being dead is good for anyone's mental state. [18:26] ~Umber St'ro: We could get some scissors tonight and cut it! [18:26] • @Sprite Tan examine frost [18:26] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [18:26] • ~Lady Frost raises an eyebrow [18:26] ~Umber St'ro: (tan stealing my idea) [18:26] @Sprite Tan: Yes, we can, but what style do you think would suit her best St'ro? [18:27] ~Lady Frost: I-I don't know about this [18:27] @Sprite Tan: (hey, we're still partners here) [18:27] ~Lady Frost: I...I like my hair! [18:27] @Leo Atlas: And If I were injured during a fight, instead of being put down like a dog, I would prefer to be healed, because it's a lot less painful. [18:27] ~RM: "She is a pretty young lady, she has nice features, her hair is long, oh, and there's a purple glowing rock on her neck." [18:27] ~Lady Frost: (dick) [18:27] @Sprite Tan: Of course, if you don't want to cut- Wait, what's that thing on your neck anyhow? [18:27] ~Lady Frost: H-huh?! [18:27] • @Sprite Tan pokes towards it with her foot [18:27] ~RM: Shil:... Right. Well, thanks, Leo. I guess feel a bit better. [18:28] ~Lady Frost: Oh uh, nothing in particular [18:28] ~Lady Frost: Just a necklace [18:28] ~Lady Frost: (it's not literally a rock XD) [18:28] @Sprite Tan: Oh, must be important if you wore it into the bath. Memento or something? [18:28] @Leo Atlas: You're welcome Shil. I wish I could be a little more comforting, but words aren't exactly my forte. [18:28] ~Lady Frost: Uh, you could say that. Yes. it's very important. [18:28] @Sprite Tan: (Leo u better not have sex with my bro) [18:29] ~RM: "Shil laughs and falls back onto his bed. 'No, that I agree with. But still, the effort is comforting.' " [18:29] @Leo Atlas: (I don't plan to) [18:29] ~Lady Frost: (they're gonna save that for the bath silly) [18:29] • @Sprite Tan hums a little to herself [18:29] ~Umber St'ro: (penises are his forte) [18:29] • ~Lady Frost turns the necklace around discretely [18:29] @Sprite Tan: Ah, I'm just curious since I can't remember seeing it before. [18:29] • ~Lady Frost wish she had thought of this before [18:29] ~Lady Frost: wishes* [18:29] @Leo Atlas: (I will kick out your bad knee St'ro) [18:29] @Sprite Tan: Haha, there's no point in hiding it after we've all seen it girly. [18:30] • @Leo Atlas chuckles slightly [18:30] @Leo Atlas: That's somewhat comforting [18:30] ~Lady Frost: I uh, I don't really like it. It's um....so ugly! [18:30] ~Lady Frost: I wear it underneath my clothes most of the time... [18:30] • @Sprite Tan kicks a little water at Frost [18:30] ~Lady Frost: H-hey! [18:30] • ~Lady Frost splashes her back [18:30] @Sprite Tan: Nah, I think it looks nice. What do you think Via? St'ro? [18:31] • @Sprite Tan ducks under the water to avoid the splash [18:31] ~RM: (Eventually this bath time will have to end so plot. XD) [18:31] • ~Umber St'ro snickers and says "girly" [18:31] @Sprite Tan: (plot is dumb) [18:31] ~Lady Frost: s-stop drawing attention to it! Please! It's very embarrassing [18:31] ~RM: Viathrel: It looks... Interesting. [18:31] ~Lady Frost: (I twisted it around) [18:31] ~Lady Frost: (she can't see it) [18:31] • @Sprite Tan pokes frost in the foot before going back up and to her spot [18:31] ~Lady Frost: ("it looks very interesting. I didn't know humans did not put anything in their chains") [18:32] @Sprite Tan: (Now I just need to poke Via and my secret bathtime bonding ritual will be complete!!) [18:32] ~Lady Frost: (._.) [18:32] @Leo Atlas: (doesn't character developmnet count as plot) [18:32] @Sprite Tan: (0w0) [18:32] ~Umber St'ro: (and then you'll be not racist, because you touched a dark fey) [18:32] ~RM: (It does, this is fanservice. XD) [18:32] ~RM: (Viathrel can tell it's magical.) [18:33] @Leo Atlas: (Oh. Yuri doesn't count as plot?) [18:33] • @Sprite Tan sneakily pokes Via's shin with her toe while trying to look all inconspicuous [18:33] ~RM: "Viathrel jumps slightly and looks to Tan." [18:33] ~RM: Viathrel: What was that? [18:33] ~RM: (I stand corrected, carry on.) [18:33] • @Sprite Tan hums to herself and pointedly looks away before looking at Via [18:34] @Sprite Tan: Huh, what? [18:34] @Leo Atlas: (Although, I admit, actual plot might be nice) [18:34] ~Umber St'ro: ("The two fey species girls get into a scuffle that looks like a fight in the sims 1") [18:34] @Sprite Tan: (plot is laaaame) [18:35] ~RM: Viathrel: I'm fairly confident you poked me. [18:35] ~RM: (Once everyone is done being naked I can plot.) [18:35] ~Lady Frost: (you know in hindsight) [18:35] @Sprite Tan: Maybe it was a ghooooooost! [18:35] ~Lady Frost: (how did Tan not notice it last time?) [18:35] @Sprite Tan: (I was not looking at you at all remember) [18:35] ~Lady Frost: (it glows gurl) [18:35] @Sprite Tan: (Tan was super shy about suddenly naked and shit) [18:35] ~RM: Viathrel: I've been surrounded by corpses for 300 years. There are no such things as ghosts. [18:35] @Sprite Tan: (well, not suddenly but still) [18:35] @Sprite Tan: Oh... right. [18:36] ~Umber St'ro: you go girl (@ viathrel) [18:36] • @Sprite Tan sinks under the water a little and plays with her hair [18:36] ~RM: (Get your damn clothes on.) Random number (1 - 20): 1 [18:36] ~Lady Frost: Tan, dear [18:36] @Sprite Tan: (nope) [18:36] ~Lady Frost: Remember to wash your hair [18:36] ~Lady Frost: It's very important [18:37] @Leo Atlas: (I would go and sax for money, but I don't wanna go through Frost's stuff) [18:37] ~Umber St'ro: anyway I should probably get back to the room before this plainness wears off, unless we're getting those scissors? [18:37] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah bathing, that's what I'm supposed to be doing. [18:37] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [18:37] • ~Umber St'ro was bathing the whole time) [18:37] ~RM: "The plainess continues.) [18:37] ~RM: " [18:37] • @Sprite Tan grabs the soap and does the hair thing [18:37] ~Lady Frost: St'ro, please. No. [18:37] ~Umber St'ro: alright [18:37] ~Lady Frost: I-I like my hair..... It's just a bit of a hassle sometimes [18:38] • ~Umber St'ro climbs slowly out of the spring and gets her illusion clothes [18:38] ~RM: "Ghost clothes are reaaaaal." [18:38] ~Lady Frost: shoulda made him bathe clothed) [18:39] @Sprite Tan: Well maybe we can style it up for you. [18:39] ~Lady Frost: B-but.... [18:39] ~Lady Frost: I like it the way it is.... [18:39] • @Sprite Tan sinks under the water and scrubs the bubbles out of it before popping back up [18:39] @Sprite Tan: Well, we aren't cutting it, maybe braiding would be fun! [18:40] • ~Umber St'ro goes to the room [18:40] @Leo Atlas: (Braid it into a spade) [18:40] ~Lady Frost: hm....maybe tonight. That could be fun [18:40] @Sprite Tan: (oh my god) [18:40] ~RM: Shil: Oh, hey, St'ro. [18:40] @Leo Atlas: Hi St'ro. [18:40] • ~Lady Frost gets out and gets dressed [18:40] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, I gotta pay you back for brushing my hair that one time after all. [18:40] ~Umber St'ro: hi boyss [18:40] ~Umber St'ro: (boys*) [18:41] ~Lady Frost: haha [18:41] • @Sprite Tan suddenly exits the back and sprints for her clothes, getting them on in record time [18:41] @Sprite Tan: It's cooooold out of the bath! [18:41] • ~Lady Frost leaves the room [18:41] ~Umber St'ro: ("everyone saw everything as sprite tan was sprinting") [18:41] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [18:42] @Sprite Tan: (dammit) [18:42] ~Lady Frost: Well, it's almost open for the boys if they would like a turn [18:42] ~RM: "Nvrmnd". [18:42] @Sprite Tan: Via are you coming out? [18:43] ~Lady Frost: (of the closet) [18:43] ~RM: "Viathrel nods, comes out, dresses, and joins the group in leaving." [18:43] • @Sprite Tan heads back to the room as well [18:44] ~RM: (Is everyone in the damn room?) [18:44] ~Lady Frost: do we all share one?) [18:44] ~Umber St'ro: (no, I'm out having a smoke) [18:44] @Leo Atlas: (Yes, everyone is) [18:44] ~RM: (Yes, you all share one. And go ahead, I don't know if they cause cancer in Hulks.) [18:46] • @Sprite Tan flops on a bed [18:46] • ~Lady Frost also gets on a bed [18:46] ~RM: "Viathrel flops on Tan's bed." [18:46] ~RM: (Paused.) [18:46] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [18:47] @Sprite Tan: (0v0) [18:47] • ~Lady Frost subtlety glares in their direction [18:47] ~Lady Frost: subtly*) [18:48] ~RM: (Back.) [18:49] ~RM: "Suddenly, the room grows darker and a line in reality appears on the wall." [18:49] @Sprite Tan: Today was a long- Truck what is that!? [18:49] ~Umber St'ro: damn it [18:49] ~RM: Shil: Wut. [18:49] ~Lady Frost: (oh gfdi I knew we should have stayed in the bath) [18:49] • ~Umber St'ro puts a sheet over the line [18:49] ~Lady Frost: w-what?! [18:49] ~RM: (Nakeness: Will not protect from plot forever.) [18:49] ~RM: "And it's gone!" [18:49] ~RM: "Not really." [18:50] ~Lady Frost: ......St'ro I doubt that is going to work [18:50] @Leo Atlas: What the hell was that? [18:50] ~Umber St'ro: it looked like a line [18:50] @Leo Atlas: Or is. [18:50] @Sprite Tan: Uh... non immortal people would you please get along the far wall, yes? [18:50] ~RM: Shil: If we can't see it, it can't see us. [18:50] ~Umber St'ro: at least it's gone now. [18:50] ~RM: "Viathrel and Shil move to the other wall, as instructed." [18:50] ~Lady Frost: It is a line. I don't think that logic applied. [18:50] ~RM: "Sparkey doesn't listen, for he is a mote." [18:50] • @Sprite Tan cups a hand and shouts at the covered thing. [18:51] @Sprite Tan: Hello! Yes! Is this a thing that will talk to us!? [18:51] ~Lady Frost: Tan! [18:51] ~RM: "It's not for talking to you, just be patient." [18:51] ~Lady Frost: (patient? oh god) [18:51] ~Lady Frost: Someone try the door [18:51] @Sprite Tan: Okay. [18:51] ~Umber St'ro: Are you a friend? [18:52] • @Leo Atlas tries to open the door [18:52] ~RM: "The sheet falls off the rapidly biggering hole in reality. The door is not opening." [18:52] ~Umber St'ro: Should I move the sheet of impenatrability? [18:52] @Leo Atlas: Door's stuck [18:52] • @Sprite Tan sits on the bed. [18:52] ~RM: Shil: Give this guy a degree. [18:52] • ~Lady Frost has a degree [18:53] • ~Lady Frost just wanted to share [18:53] ~RM: "The Dark Lord, in all of his scraggly glory, emerges from the black hole in the wall, which promptly closes." [18:53] ~Lady Frost: You are kidding me [18:53] @Sprite Tan: Oh. Hi again. [18:53] ~RM: "I looked for you wherever heroes could be found. You weren't in any of those places, so here I am." [18:54] @Sprite Tan: Whoops, looks like we didn't take your advice. Shit. [18:54] @Leo Atlas: To what do we owe this pleasure? [18:54] • @Sprite Tan casually goes to stand in front of her not immortal buddies. [18:54] ~RM: "I'm just here to make sure we're all clear how this is supposed to fucking work, because honestly, I don't have a lot of paitience for this shit. First question, does anyone here know where I live?" [18:55] ~Umber St'ro: a castle? [18:55] @Sprite Tan: Hey, we do! We just need better gear and shit. [18:55] @Leo Atlas: Some dark fortress? [18:55] ~Lady Frost: This is insanity [18:55] ~RM: "The Dark Lord face palms, with great power and frustration. I'd give you a fucking cookie, but I'd honestly probably shove it down your throat." [18:55] @Sprite Tan: This whole situation is fucking weird. As usual. [18:56] @Sprite Tan: We're gonna get to you eventually, just... hold your horses or something. [18:56] ~Umber St'ro: Dark Lord, I had a great idea, you are always mad about how we're not fighting you properly. I think you should join our party and help us defeat you better. [18:56] ~Lady Frost: St'ro.... [18:56] ~Lady Frost: You.... [18:56] @Sprite Tan: Oh my god it's perfect! [18:56] • ~Lady Frost falls back onto the bed in exasperation [18:56] ~RM: "Next question, am I any harder to kill than your average human? He raises his eyebrow. 'St'ro, shut up for just a few minutes.' " [18:57] • ~Umber St'ro shuts up [18:57] @Sprite Tan: So that's a no> [18:57] ~Lady Frost: Most likely considering you just opened a rift in space. As if regular humans can suddenly do that? [18:57] @Leo Atlas: I assume so. You probably have some sort of magic bullshit armor. [18:58] ~RM: "Alright, so end of the day, you don't know where I live OR if you need anything special to kill me. This is fucking sad. Honestly, I'm starting to feel really let down." [18:58] • @Sprite Tan motions behind her back for Shil and Via to get the Truck down and look unassuming. [18:58] ~Lady Frost: We didn't ask for this you know, whatever this is. At least I didn't anyway. [18:58] ~RM: "They do that, not like it matters, because he saw them already. But hey, bonus points." [18:59] @Sprite Tan: I still really want to know why you want us to come try and defeat you. Is it a thing for you? Like, kinky or shit? [18:59] ~Umber St'ro: Wait, there are no heroes here, even though it's a town with a coliseum for battles? [18:59] @Leo Atlas: (Besuides, we have better things to do. Sidequests and character development) [18:59] ~RM: "Yes. I can feel my penis growing to capicity as we speak. Also, next time I feel even remotely offended, I'm going to kill everyone in this room and leave. Four of you won't care. Two of you will." [19:00] @Sprite Tan: Okay. No. [19:00] ~RM: "There aren't any heroes that can kill me here." [19:00] ~Lady Frost: (does he actually have a boner) [19:00] • @Sprite Tan pulls out dagger and does the stabby thing at him with a hella full on boost of speed. [19:00] ~RM: (No, he does not actually have a boner.) [19:00] ~RM: (Are you for real?) [19:00] ~RM: (Are you actually fucking serious right now?) [19:00] ~Umber St'ro: (if only we had someone with connections to a fortune teller to explain all this shit to us.) [19:00] • ~Lady Frost goes wide eyed in disbelief [19:01] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [19:01] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 18 [19:01] ~RM: "The Dark Lord sighs and flings Tan out of the way gently, slamming her into the door, which doesn't give at all. 'I'm pretty sure I JUST said not to do that. [19:01] ~RM: ' [19:01] ~RM: " [19:02] ~Lady Frost: ............. [19:02] @Sprite Tan: Well maybe I'm offended. [19:02] ~Lady Frost: Tan, for your idiot brother's sake [19:02] ~Lady Frost: shut your mouth [19:02] ~Umber St'ro: Leo, since the dark lord is here and the black heart can read minds, you should ask him the answers to these questions [19:02] • @Sprite Tan shuts up [19:03] ~RM: 'Poy. If only Scarecrow here had a brain.' [19:03] ~Lady Frost: ....what? [19:03] @Leo Atlas: (pretty much) [19:04] ~RM: "Okay, so, resolution time. Are we going to actually put some effort into the heroism thing?" [19:04] ~Umber St'ro: (apparently he doesn't have ears either) [19:04] ~Lady Frost: I'm assuming you will not answer any of our previous questions [19:04] ~Umber St'ro: (can we kick him out) [19:04] @Leo Atlas: (Would we really ask if he's still in the room) [19:04] • @Sprite Tan gives a nod since there's not much else she can do [19:05] ~RM: "I'll give you three questions if it'll get you on the right track. I reserve to right to skip any question." [19:05] ~Lady Frost: ......... [19:05] ~Umber St'ro: We're working on it your darklyness. But it's not like we've got a map that tells us where to go that you seem to approve of. [19:05] ~RM: "Is that a question?" [19:05] ~Umber St'ro: no [19:06] ~Lady Frost: You asked us earlier if you were any harder to kill than a normal person, is this true? Are you? [19:06] ~RM: "Yes, significantly. Two left." [19:06] ~Lady Frost: ......I was hoping for something more specific [19:06] ~RM: "Then you should've been more specific." [19:06] ~Umber St'ro: (you're supposed to ask how, this isn't kindergarten logic class) [19:07] ~Lady Frost: (anyone else wanna take a shot?) [19:07] • ~Umber St'ro is workin on it [19:07] ~Umber St'ro: What do we need to do to be able to defeat you? [19:07] @Leo Atlas: (I'll take a shot. Although it's just a more specific version of frost's question) [19:08] ~Lady Frost: (WAIT) [19:08] @Leo Atlas: (I will. That's why I didn't say it) [19:09] ~RM: "You need to successfully enter Dimension 20 while you're still alive, which is going to take five keys that are not actually keys to open the physical door there. Once you're there, the situation will be described more in detail and they will likely give you a a way to kill me." [19:09] ~Umber St'ro: Thank you, that was a very informative answer. [19:09] ~Lady Frost: (ask about the keys. y/y) [19:09] ~Umber St'ro: (go ahead, but please be specific) [19:11] ~Lady Frost: Where can we find the keys? [19:11] ~RM: "I'm skipping that one." [19:12] ~Lady Frost: Can't say I blame you [19:12] ~RM: "Ask another." [19:12] ~Umber St'ro: hmm, who all know where we can find the keys? [19:12] ~Lady Frost: (what color panties am I wearing) [19:12] ~RM: "I'm skipping that one, also, since it's basically a roundabout way to the same question." [19:13] ~Umber St'ro: we'd have to do more work, I thought that might have been what you wanted. [19:13] ~RM: "It wasn't." [19:13] ~Lady Frost: (what even do you want?!) [19:15] ~Umber St'ro: What hints are we allowed as to where we'd find the keys? [19:16] ~RM: "I could potentially tell you what they look like, and some knowledge on their origins and specifics of each key. That would be the third question, by the way." [19:16] ~Lady Frost: .......... [19:16] ~Umber St'ro: I asked what the hints were though, not for you to describe the hints. [19:16] ~Lady Frost: (OBJECTION) [19:16] ~RM: "You got me. You'd make a fine lawyer." [19:17] ~RM: "Give me a minute, this may be quite lengthy." [19:17] ~Lady Frost: (ok. We'll give you a minute to start speaking. Out loud.) [19:18] • ~Lady Frost fiddles with her pendant idly [19:18] • ~Lady Frost (accidentally breaks it and keels everyone) [19:19] • @Sprite Tan (Is still feeling really fucking dumb right now) [19:19] ~RM: "Dimension 20 is the life after this life, but this wasn't really what you'd consider an afterlife. You've all been there, besides those that can't go and St'ro. Getting their before you're intended to by physically walking there causes absolutely nothing but trouble, and so it was locked by five mages of great power. Unfortunately, the need to stop people from seeing their own deaths was quite dire and the decision was quite spur of the moment. I'll start talking about the keys in just a bit." [19:19] ~RM: *there [19:20] ~Lady Frost: (brb) [19:23] ~RM: "So, as I just said, the keys aren't actually keys. They probably would've been if keys were on hand. As it stands, they are a silver coin with a lion printed on the front, a white tea pot with a delicate blue flower on the front, a pair of bronze hands from an old clock, a piece of paper with the words "DO NOT USE" written in bright red ink, and child's rag doll with a tattered pink dress and red hair. I will get a little more specific in just a moment." [19:24] ~Lady Frost: (wait I'm really dumb) [19:24] ~Lady Frost: (I accused darky of not being human because he opened a dimension thingy) [19:27] ~Umber St'ro: (brb too) [19:27] ~RM: "The Noble Coin is a currency piece long out of print by any major country, and likely is with someone who appreciates such things. The tea pot in completely ordinary besides the fact that it will not break, as that would've been a poor choice of key. I imagine it's a place where tea is served. The clock hands were meant to be the clock itself, but the enchanment was only on the hands. The actual clock is long gone, and it'd be impossible to know what clock they're on down. The piece of paper was the result of a mage who was VERY tardy to the party. It can't be burned, but beyond that, you'd only know it was the right page by the letters. The doll is exactly as I said. There was a sad child that day. Who knows where that got to." [19:27] ~Lady Frost: I seee [19:27] ~RM: (Paused for the return of st'ro.) [19:28] @Sprite Tan: (well Truck) [19:28] @Leo Atlas: (Yey, fetch quests) [19:29] ~RM: (Then they all split up to find each piece indivdually, and they were never heard from again.) [19:29] @Sprite Tan: (this is gonna be so fucking tedious [19:29] @Sprite Tan: ()) [19:29] ~Lady Frost: (i can't believe you didn't call me out on the hole thing) [19:30] ~RM: (Unpaused.) [19:30] ~Umber St'ro: (I'm back, can I talk or was someone else about to? [19:30] ~Umber St'ro: )* [19:30] ~Umber St'ro: And dark lord, as a bonus question you're in no way obligated to answer, by defeating you, do you mean killing you, or just removing you from power somehow? Because you seem endearing and it would be nice not to be forced to kill you. [19:31] ~RM: "The Dark Lord may have smiled for a moment that day, but no one knows for sure. 'I'm confident if anyone could not kill me, you may be able to. But as far as I'm concerned, you'll have to.' " [19:32] • ~Lady Frost sighs [19:32] ~Umber St'ro: We might have to make Leo do it when the time comes [19:32] ~Lady Frost: Mind if I ask personal question? It has nothing to do with killing you. [19:33] ~RM: "Go ahead, I suppose." [19:33] ~RM: (You want my number?) [19:33] ~Lady Frost: (call me maybe) [19:34] ~Lady Frost: Has the noble house of Revialle contacted you recently? [19:35] ~RM: "More than once. Our interests are similar." [19:35] ~Lady Frost: .........Is that so? [19:35] ~RM: "Yes, they want to catch you, and I... Well, you're already aware of that." [19:35] ~Lady Frost: (does he want my number?!) [19:35] ~RM: (No, no he does not.) [19:36] ~Lady Frost: Well, at first I thought you'd be enraged at their dishonoring of their agreement with your generals [19:36] ~Lady Frost: But I'm assuming now this is not the case [19:36] ~RM: "It's not really in my interest, to be honest." [19:36] ~RM: "But I think we're getting a little to close here." [19:37] • ~Lady Frost raises an eyebrow [19:37] ~RM: "The Dark Lord turns around and opens the rift in the wall. 'Is that everything?' " [19:37] ~Umber St'ro: (can you smell what the frost is cookin?) [19:38] ~Umber St'ro: leo, ask the shield where we can find the first key [19:38] ~Umber St'ro: quick like [19:38] • @Leo Atlas sighs [19:38] @Leo Atlas: Black Heart [19:38] ~RM: 'Poy.' [19:39] @Leo Atlas: Where can we find the Noble Coin? [19:40] ~RM: "Poy. That would be a bit out of my range. I can't actually read his mind." The Dark Lord waves his finger and makes a 'tsk tsk' sound before vanishing into the void." [19:40] ~Lady Frost: ("look under your chair") [19:41] ~Umber St'ro: (what a slut, he's just doing it to obey his master) [19:42] ~RM: Shil: Is it safe for us mere mortals to emerge from the chair, or is Tan going stab him again? [19:42] ~Umber St'ro: I'm pretty sure he's gone [19:42] ~RM: "Shil and Viathrel get off the floor and return to the group." [19:42] @Sprite Tan: Oh god, I'm so dumb. I'm so stupid. Someone please punch me in the face because I don't think he hit me hard enough. [19:43] • ~Umber St'ro punches her in the face [19:43] ~Lady Frost: So, what do we do about this mess? [19:43] ~RM: Shil: Well, we can clean up the sheet. [19:43] ~Umber St'ro: well, at any time he can do this, as I'd guess. [19:43] • @Sprite Tan massages face. [19:43] @Sprite Tan: Thanks. [19:43] ~RM: Shil: Maybe St'ro can use it as a shield. [19:44] ~Umber St'ro: Our... mortal section... is kind of important, I really don't think it's worth it to have them around, despite how useful they are to us. [19:44] ~Umber St'ro: what are we going to do about them? [19:45] ~Umber St'ro: you two can chime in btw, you're not excluded from the decision. [19:45] ~Umber St'ro: (by the way*) [19:45] ~Lady Frost: (idk my bff rose) [19:46] @Leo Atlas: While it would be safer, I doubt they'd leave willingly [19:47] ~RM: Viathrel: I'd be more than willing to leave if that's what you want. [19:47] ~Umber St'ro: Well if you're interested in continuing the dark fey species, you're the only one that can do it, and dying with us won't help. [19:48] ~RM: Viathrel: I understand that. As I said, I'll back out. It's for the best. [19:48] @Sprite Tan: I could, I mean I just got a ton of money, they could go somewhere safe and shit. [19:48] ~RM: Shil: ..... [19:49] ~Umber St'ro: it's up to you shl, but I'm sure you're very important to Tan. [19:49] ~Umber St'ro: (shil*) [19:50] ~RM: Shil: .... I didn't come to run away. [19:50] ~Lady Frost: Did you come to die? [19:50] ~Umber St'ro: I'd be happy to have either of you along if you want to stay I just don't think it's right for you guys to feel bound to us. [19:50] ~Lady Frost: You're no use to anyone dead. [19:52] ~RM: Shil: Yes, you got me, Frost. I came to die. [19:53] ~RM: Shil: I obviously couldn't find an easier way to do that then to join my sister and her friends on a quest to do something stupid. [19:53] ~Umber St'ro: Well, we don't really have a choice in the matter of the stupid thing our quest's goal is. [19:54] ~RM: Shil: Fine, the stupidity or intelligence of your goals isn't really the thing up for debate. [19:56] ~RM: Shil: I can handle myself. I can handle all of you. I'm here to help. [19:58] ~Umber St'ro: Well, since we have no clue where to find the key, maybe we should take Viathrel where she likes to go and we'll find some useful information along the way. ? [19:58] ~Umber St'ro: (where she wants to go*) [19:58] ~Lady Frost: He said these objects had abnormal properties. Those are the kinds of things people would notice [19:58] ~RM: Viathrel: I have no idea where I want to go. Any suggestions? [19:58] @Leo Atlas: I thought he was referring to indestructibility [19:59] ~Lady Frost: That is abnormal [19:59] ~Lady Frost: And they're old too. The fact that they didn't deteriorate doesn't sound strange to you? [20:00] ~Lady Frost: Someone would have to notice this [20:00] @Leo Atlas: Fair enough. [20:00] ~RM: Shil: I believe he said at least two of them literally couldn't be destroyed. [20:00] @Leo Atlas: We could start out by looking for a collector of artifacts [20:01] ~RM: Shil: Yes, we could go to any random junk shop and hope to find five specific doodads. [20:02] ~Umber St'ro: Well, what kind of life do you want to lead Viathrel, different places are good for different kinds of people. [20:03] ~RM: Viathrel: A kind of quite one, but I kind of have to meet people for the good of my species. [20:03] ~Umber St'ro: I'm assuming you'd be able to hunt with the bow, so pretty much any place you're not going to get stabbed in the street would probably be good. So any place but Back-Knife probably. [20:04] ~Umber St'ro: We might want to go back to Nisloden and see if she'd fit in, Dark Fey and Fey probably have compatible... juices. [20:05] ~RM: Viathrel: That may be, but I doubt that will be... pleasant for them. [20:09] @Leo Atlas: Plus, I don't think Nisloden is exactly safe for us after we found that genocide chamber [20:10] @Sprite Tan: Hey, um, can everyone leave the room except Viathrel and St'ro? I have a plan. [20:10] ~Lady Frost: ...Oh? [20:10] ~Lady Frost: but why? [20:10] ~RM: "Shil is too emo to protest and angrily leaves the room." [20:10] ~Lady Frost: (REVENGE) [20:10] @Sprite Tan: Uhhhhh! [20:10] ~Lady Frost: Maybe I can help? [20:10] • @Leo Atlas shrugs and exits [20:11] ~Umber St'ro: I can't really illusion up a house if that's what it is. [20:11] @Sprite Tan: No it's a different thing! [20:11] ~Lady Frost: A different thing? [20:11] ~Lady Frost: What kind of thing? [20:12] ~Lady Frost: Tan, I thought we could trust each other [20:13] @Sprite Tan: Actually Frost you can stay, I suddenly changed my mind to something completely different and uh yes we should knock my brother out. [20:13] ~RM: Viathrel: ... Why? [20:13] ~Lady Frost: Alright, lets do it [20:13] • ~Lady Frost has no qualms with hurting a dickhead [20:13] ~Umber St'ro: (you can't just rape the both you know?) [20:13] ~Umber St'ro: (them*) [20:13] ~Lady Frost: (I'm afraid if I try to use magic he'll die or something) [20:14] ~Lady Frost: (then agaaaaiiiin) [20:14] @Sprite Tan: Cause I figure someone can stay here to uh, protect Viathrel cause I don't want her to be by herself and I want my brother not to be with us and die and yeah. [20:14] ~RM: Viathrel: So... You're knocking him out and abandoning him and expecting him to stay? And me to agree? [20:14] ~Lady Frost: (gnome is probably very confused right now) [20:14] ~Lady Frost: It's not like he could just find us [20:15] @Leo Atlas: (slightly) [20:15] @Sprite Tan: I will write him a letter, uh. [20:15] ~Umber St'ro: Or you know, I could illusion you up a dark fey mating apparatus organ and you two could carry on that race. [20:15] ~Lady Frost: ..... [20:15] @Sprite Tan: W-what? [20:15] ~RM: Viathrel: Which two? [20:15] ~Lady Frost: You're deranged. [20:15] @Leo Atlas: (St'ro and Viathrell) [20:15] ~Umber St'ro: well, I figured Tan, she seems to the be the one with the plans. [20:15] @Sprite Tan: What!? [20:15] ~RM: Viathrel:......... If that were possible, I'd consider it. [20:16] ~Lady Frost: (oh hon you don't wanna be pregs) [20:16] • @Sprite Tan blushes incredibly brightly [20:16] ~Lady Frost: (Ice cream might not even exist yet!) [20:16] @Sprite Tan: W-what!? [20:16] ~RM: (She's the last. She wants to be pregs.) [20:16] ~Umber St'ro: (I'm dying of cuteness overload) [20:16] ~Lady Frost: (chocolate BARELY ESISTS) [20:16] ~Lady Frost: (how did pregnant people survive back then) [20:17] ~RM: (Infrequently. #moodkiller.) [20:17] ~Lady Frost: (oh.) [20:17] @Sprite Tan: lol [20:17] @Sprite Tan: (()) [20:17] ~Lady Frost: (and then tan laughed at out loud for no reason) [20:17] ~Lady Frost: Tan, what's so funny about this? [20:17] ~RM: (SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA OOH MY MY COME ON AND KISS THE GIRL!!!!) [20:17] @Sprite Tan: (oh my god shit up) [20:17] ~Lady Frost: (#bitchmodeactivate) [20:17] @Sprite Tan: (shut) [20:18] ~Lady Frost: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg ) [20:18] • @Leo Atlas (goes on a sidequest) [20:19] @Sprite Tan: Oh my god this is so awkward. [20:19] ~RM: Viathrel: Now would probably be a good time to mention I find you attractive. "She blushes brightly." [20:20] ~Lady Frost: W-what?! [20:20] ~Lady Frost: I...I mean.... [20:20] ~Lady Frost: Ugh, I don't need to be here anymore [20:20] • ~Lady Frost tsunderes out of the room [20:20] ~RM: (Karma's a Butch from Team Rocket, just like you.) [20:20] ~Umber St'ro: like they were going to let you watch [20:21] @Leo Atlas: (Brb, dinner) [20:21] ~Lady Frost: ("I hope she knows we're through") [20:21] @Leo Atlas: (continue plotting until you need me to exist) [20:21] ~Lady Frost: ("i-it's not like I liked her or anything") [20:22] ~Umber St'ro: well, are you going to kiss her or something tan? [20:22] @Sprite Tan: Oh my god, is- this is a thing. This is so awkward. I've never done a- uh- well- uhm- [20:22] ~Lady Frost: !ROLL 2 Random number (1 - 2): 1 [20:22] ~Lady Frost: (ALRIGHT FOLKS IT DIDN'T WORK.) [20:22] ~Lady Frost: (WE CAN ALL GO HOME) [20:23] ~RM: Viathrel: I've never really... Uh... Done.. Can St'ro just... and leave? And then... you know... [20:23] @Sprite Tan: Uh... yeah.... um... shit- this is- uh! [20:23] • ~Lady Frost considers setting the building they're in on fire [20:23] ~Umber St'ro: I guess, but I'm going to see the apparatus at least or I won't be able to illusion it. [20:24] • ~Lady Frost aggressive makes tiny fireballs [20:24] ~Lady Frost: aggressively* [20:24] ~RM: V: Uh... Does anyone have a piece of paper? [20:24] ~Lady Frost: ("Here!") [20:24] • ~Lady Frost *throws flaming piece of paper at her) [20:24] ~RM: Shil: Don't burn the place down, dearie. "He appears from the background." [20:25] • @Sprite Tan gently extracts a piece of paper and pencil and hands it to her. [20:25] ~Lady Frost: "dearie?" [20:25] ~RM: "Viathrel draws a fairly standard looking penis, and her best idea of how it works." [20:26] ~RM: Shil: Yeah, dearie. We aren't in the business of being formal right now, I take it. [20:26] ~Umber St'ro: oh, it's a penis, I'm sorry, I can't believe I've been calling it an apparatus this whole time. [20:26] • ~Lady Frost scoffs [20:26] • ~Umber St'ro illusions it for her. [20:26] ~Umber St'ro: have a look, is it satisfactory? [20:26] ~RM: "Tan now has a Dark Fey Penis." [20:27] ~RM: Viathrel: .... Please leave, St'ro.... [20:27] ~Lady Frost: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3suGfhnT2Sg [20:27] ~Umber St'ro: alright [20:27] • ~Umber St'ro leaves [20:27] ~RM: Shil: Is there an issue, Frost? [20:27] @Sprite Tan: Oh my god this is so awkward! [20:27] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [20:27] ~Lady Frost: No, not at all. Why on earth would there be an issue? [20:28] ~RM: Viathrel: So... Let's just... Not think... [20:28] • @Sprite Tan proceeds to do the thing? [20:28] • ~Umber St'ro (illusions it so everyone can hear what's going on in there) [20:28] ~RM: Shil: I'm not fucking sure, why would there be? [20:28] • ~Lady Frost becomes inexplicably enraged [20:28] ~RM: "Viathrel has the thing done to her? Fade to black?" [20:29] • ~Lady Frost glares at him [20:29] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, I'm sure there will be time left on the illusion if you want to test it out. [20:29] • ~Lady Frost becomes even more enraged inexplicably [20:29] ~Lady Frost: St'ro [20:29] ~Lady Frost: I will end you. [20:29] ~RM: "Shil glares back at Frost. 'Are we about to have an issue?' " [20:29] ~Lady Frost: Ugh...can you both just [20:29] • ~Lady Frost tsunderes away [20:30] • ~Lady Frost goes to WG fountain [20:30] ~Umber St'ro: be careful [20:30] ~RM: Shil: Well, Truck you, too. [20:30] ~RM: "Shil stalks away to a different part of the inn." [20:30] ~Lady Frost: (she better not be liking it) [20:30] ~Lady Frost: (and don't make eye contact) [20:31] ~Lady Frost: (and she better not get off!) [20:31] ~Umber St'ro: \well this sucks, now I have no one to make feel awkward\ [20:31] • ~Umber St'ro leans against the wall [20:31] @Sprite Tan: (TAN IS SO FUCKING COMFUSED I 100 PERCENT GUARANTEE) [20:31] ~Lady Frost: (IS SHE NOW) [20:31] ~RM: "Sparkey sinks to the ground and pretends to feel awkward." [20:32] @Sprite Tan: (HOW DOES PENIS COMBINED WITH HOW DOES SEX) [20:32] ~Umber St'ro: Oh Sparkey, you're the only one that understands me. [20:32] ~Lady Frost: (IF SHE STILL HAS THAT DICK BY THE TIME I'M DONE BROODING I WILL FEED IT TO HER) [20:32] @Sprite Tan: (PLEASE NO OH MY GOD) [20:32] • ~Lady Frost sulks by the white gurl fountain [20:33] @Sprite Tan: (OH MY GOD TAN GOT LAID) [20:33] • ~Lady Frost becomes extremely inexplicably enraged [20:33] @Sprite Tan: (AS IN IS NOT A VIRGIN I WAS 156 PERCENT SURE THAT IT WASNT GONNA BE LIKE THIS) [20:33] ~RM: "Sparkey lights up happily" [20:34] ~Lady Frost: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s__rX_WL100 ) [20:35] ~RM: (Wow, youtube's home page!) [20:35] • ~Umber St'ro (secretly put half of his nerve endings in the illusion penis) [20:35] ~Lady Frost: (that's not what I linked to ._.) [20:35] ~RM: (It's a broken link, you're missing some bits.) [20:36] @Sprite Tan: (yep) [20:36] ~Lady Frost: no that's exactly what's above the video. I'm looking at it right now) [20:36] ~Lady Frost: (like, that's the whole link) [20:36] @Sprite Tan: (JFerreira, friend please flee for the sake of your sanity) [20:36] ~Lady Frost: (oh god) [20:36] ~Lady Frost: (literally the worst time for someone to be here) [20:38] ~RM: "Pretty sure she was successfully impregnated fifty thrusts ago." [20:38] JFerreira: wow amazing story [20:39] • ~Lady Frost rage intensifies [20:39] @Sprite Tan: (parenthesis please) [20:39] ~Umber St'ro: (use parenthesis when you're not playing a character, that's kind of the main rule here) [20:39] JFerreira: (sorry) [20:39] @Sprite Tan: (oh my god this is so dumb someone save me from myself) [20:39] ~Umber St'ro: (nbd) [20:40] ~RM: (This usually isn't about yuri... Wait, yes it is. But it's supposed to be about saving a world. And usually people don't grow penises that don't already have one.) [20:40] @Sprite Tan: (This is a weird fucking subplot thing and qhat the Truck) [20:40] JFerreira: (omg) [20:40] ~Lady Frost: (welcome to breakdown enjoy your stay!) [20:41] JFerreira: (thx) [20:41] @Sprite Tan: (so uh) [20:41] @Sprite Tan: (uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh) [20:41] ~Umber St'ro: (someone might be providing a fanfic with all the erotic details later, we're bad people) [20:41] ~RM: "It is now fairly certain that Tan no longer has a penis. The bed is still shaking." [20:42] • ~Lady Frost RRAAAAAGEEEE [20:42] @Sprite Tan: (OH MY GOD STOP MAKING IT WORSE) [20:43] • @Sprite Tan STOPSTOPSTOPSOTPSTOPSTOP IT IS ALREADY LONG PAST THE AWKS OF FOREVERNESS [20:43] • ~Lady Frost angry purple magical lines start showing up from all dis rage [20:44] ~RM: "Shil had been wandering around town, but the purple lines were concerning." Shil: What the hell is wrong with you? [20:44] ~Lady Frost: (wait were these everywhere? XD) [20:44] ~Lady Frost: (was she THAT mad?) [20:45] ~Lady Frost: N-nothing [20:45] ~RM: "At this point, this is clearly no longer for reproductive purposes." [20:45] ~RM: Shil: What do you mean nothing? I can fucking see. [20:45] • ~Lady Frost hair starts floating with purple rage [20:45] • @Sprite Tan is done jesus fucking christ been done for a fucking while jesus [20:45] ~Lady Frost: I told you [20:46] ~Lady Frost: nothing is wrong [20:46] RainStorm99: (RainStorm99= JFerreira) [20:46] ~Lady Frost: (HRRRRNNNNNNG) [20:46] @Sprite Tan: (ueah we know :3) [20:46] ~RM: "Viathrel wraps her arms around Tan and nuzzles into her neck, dozing off quitetly." [20:46] ~RM: *quietly [20:46] • ~Lady Frost pavement begins to crack with rage [20:46] • @Sprite Tan feels incredibly awkward 100000000000x [20:47] ~RM: Shil: Oh, you are fucking seriously going to snap. [20:47] ~Lady Frost: I am perfectly calm [20:47] ~RM: Shil: Yeah, and I'm a human princess. [20:47] ~Umber St'ro: (do I hear this bold text?) [20:47] • @Flamingfrozengnome (returns) [20:47] RainStorm99: (yes =) [20:47] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Oh shit [20:47] @Flamingfrozengnome: ) [20:48] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I lost my name) (Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Leo Atlas by RM.) [20:48] @Sprite Tan: (that tends to happen lol) [20:48] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Truck) [20:48] • ~Lady Frost stomps away in a purple glow of tsundere rage [20:48] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I guess I'm a gnome now) [20:48] ~Umber St'ro: hey leo, so are you up to speed on what's happening in there? don't open the door. [20:48] RainStorm99: (wtf) [20:48] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Fill me in, what did i miss?) [20:48] @Sprite Tan: (what?) [20:49] @Flamingfrozengnome: (What happened while I was eating?) [20:49] @Sprite Tan: (uh sex) [20:49] ~RM: (Tan and Viathrel had sex, Shil is poking a dragon named Frost.) [20:49] • ~Lady Frost more conspicuous sidewalk cracking [20:49] RainStorm99: (how can I be a character?) [20:49] ~RM: (Also, this kind of proves that Frost really does romantically want Tan.) [20:49] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Oh ok) [20:50] • ~Lady Frost eyes start glowing purple [20:50] @Sprite Tan: (uh. Shit. Well it's kinda privatish but we can discuss it) [20:50] @Flamingfrozengnome: Yeah St'ro, I'm up to speed [20:50] ~RM: "Shil punches Frost in the face, and then starts to glow white. 'Fucking cut it out!' " [20:50] ~Lady Frost: ....... [20:51] • ~Lady Frost knee to the crotch [20:51] ~Lady Frost: (what a gentleman) [20:51] ~RM: "Shil doubles over, but doesn't seem to be much worse for the wear. 'Oh, gonna fucking throw a fit now? We all need more of those!' He punches her in the stomach." [20:51] • @Sprite Tan gently pokes Via awake so we can hopefully get dressed and feel slightly less awkward and because people other than us need to sleep in here eventually despite her cute. [20:52] ~Lady Frost: You...... [20:52] @Flamingfrozengnome: (What an exciting time for me to have to leave) [20:52] • ~Lady Frost megaton Butch from Team Rocket slap, followed up with more groin kicking [20:52] @Flamingfrozengnome: (And I'll be gone for a few hours) [20:53] @Flamingfrozengnome: (So yeah) [20:53] ~Lady Frost: (does he not have balls? I'm confused.) [20:53] RainStorm99: (i'm a zombie) [20:53] • @Flamingfrozengnome 9super afks) [20:53] ~RM: "Shil STILL seems to not be injured, and laughs crudely. 'Oh, and here I though you were actually upset. Come on, I bet you're not even really concerned.' He kicks he in the shin and slaps her face." [20:54] ~RM: Viathrel: Hmmm...? [20:54] ~Lady Frost: Just.Leave.Me.Alone! [20:54] • ~Lady Frost magics [20:54] ~RM: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [20:54] @Sprite Tan: Uh, Via we should... probably put some clothes on... since we only have one room for everyone and yeah... [20:55] • @Sprite Tan blushes furiously [20:55] ~RM: "Shil is caught up in a massive fireball, but doesn't seem to be making much noise. He becomes naked, but the burns all melt away rather rapidly. 'Go Truck yourself. There is no 'alone' for us.' " [20:55] ~RM: Viathrel: Just a little longer? [20:55] • ~Lady Frost blushes furiously [20:55] ~Lady Frost: (what I thing to say while naked) [20:56] ~Lady Frost: Wh-what do you even want from me? [20:56] ~RM: Shil: Well, first, you're trying to kill this whole town, so fucking reel it in. [20:56] @Sprite Tan: Uh o-okay! Just a little! [20:56] • ~Lady Frost scoffs [20:56] ~Lady Frost: Well, you're still alive aren't you? [20:56] ~RM: Shil: Second, I'm sorry, alright? I'm fucking sorry. [20:56] • ~Lady Frost eyes widen [20:57] ~RM: Shil: I'm fucking pissed, and you're fucking pissed, and I'm an idiot, and you're an idiot, and let's just fucking live with that so no one gets hurt. [20:58] ~Lady Frost: So no one gets hurt......"I'm going to kill this whole town" right? [20:58] ~Lady Frost: Because I'm a monster. I know all of you think it [20:58] ~RM: Shil: I think you're an exceptionally dangerous person. But that's still a person. [20:58] ~RM: Shil: An irritating one, but still a person. [20:58] • ~Lady Frost looks away [20:59] RainStorm99: (wow, this story makes me cries ;_ [20:59] ~Lady Frost: You have some nerve [20:59] ~Lady Frost: ..... [20:59] ~RM: Shil: Yeah, I'm only thirty. A little slack would be nice. [20:59] ~RM: "He smiles." [20:59] @Sprite Tan: (thankyou, this isn't even as sad as when we killed Leo's girlfriend) [20:59] ~RM: (When HE killed his girlfriend.) [21:00] • ~Lady Frost laughs to herself. [21:00] @Sprite Tan: (Hey, you can't say I wasn't instrumental to that happening) [21:00] ~Lady Frost: Maybe I just shouldn't have come back, you know? [21:00] • @Sprite Tan waits a bit and then gently pokes Viathrel some more [21:00] @Sprite Tan: Via? [21:00] ~Lady Frost: There was an option, you know. We didn't tell anyone. Even though more than half of us have seen it. [21:00] ~RM: Viathrel: Yeahh, I know. [21:01] ~RM: Shil: Yeah, you should've come back. No one should have to die. [21:01] ~Lady Frost: It's kind of funny how it just went unspoken. I think so anyway. Is it really that unthinkable? [21:01] ~RM: "Viathrel gets up and gets clothes." [21:01] ~Lady Frost: I........considered it. [21:01] ~RM: Shil: I don't know. I feel like everyone should live if they can. I've never... I've never wanted it to end. Not forever. [21:02] ~Lady Frost: I never told anyone. But I thought about it. [21:02] ~RM: Shil: .... You should stay. [21:03] • ~Lady Frost laughs [21:03] ~Lady Frost: Why me anyway? [21:03] ~Lady Frost: Why the hell did someone like me end up like this? [21:04] • ~Lady Frost (casually has a mental breakdown next to a naked person) [21:04] ~RM: Shil: I don't know, Frost. I don't know. Why a little sprite girl? Why a smooth talking Hulk? Why a stupid but well meaning warrior? I don't know why. But it has to be you. And you shouldn't have to die. I don't want you to. [21:04] ~Lady Frost: Y-you are such an idiot [21:04] ~Lady Frost: Who says something like that after trying to beat someone up?! [21:05] RainStorm99: (sexual scenes lol [21:06] ~RM: Shil: I don't want you to die, I just wanted to hit you, and I also knew if you took it out on me, you'd be unlikely to hurt me or anyone else. Then you wouldn't hate yourself more. [21:06] ~Lady Frost: I....I apologize..... I-I could have killed you [21:06] ~Lady Frost: you really are such a gigantic moron I just..... [21:06] • ~Lady Frost cries [21:06] ~RM: "Shil shrugs." Shil: Yeah, that crossed my mind. [21:06] • @Sprite Tan also gets up and gets dressed [21:07] ~RM: "Shil gently holds her, a bit away from himself out of courtesy." [21:07] ~Lady Frost: (to be fair she really did not have the intention to kill) [21:07] ~Lady Frost: (honestly I think if she did he really would be dead) [21:08] ~Lady Frost: (I was worried you'd kill him anyway despite that XD) [21:08] RainStorm99: (bye guys , see you tomorow ) [21:08] • ~Lady Frost sobs awkwardly being held by someone shorter than her [21:08] ~RM: (Bye.) [21:09] ~RM: Shil: It'll be okay. Don't worry about me, I'm fine, everyone's fine, it's going to be okay. [21:09] ~Lady Frost: G-go put some clothes on! [21:10] ~RM: "Shil laughs and blushes a bit." Shil: Right, right. I'm going to go do that. Come back with me? [21:10] • @Sprite Tan feels really awkward [21:10] • ~Lady Frost silently agrees to [21:10] • ~Lady Frost pulls out her extra cloak and begrudgingly hands it to him [21:11] ~RM: "Shil takes it, and it looks huge on him. He finds this hilarious." [21:11] ~RM: Shil: Thanks. [21:11] ~Lady Frost: Try not to get it....charred [21:11] ~Lady Frost: I still like this one [21:11] ~RM: Shil: If you don't shoot at me, it won't get on fire. More than likely. [21:11] ~Lady Frost: (he's got balls of steel) [21:12] ~RM: Viathrel: Do... Do you want to sit with me for awhile? [21:12] @Sprite Tan: Uh, yeah sure! [21:12] ~Lady Frost: (not only did he stare down the dragon, he also didn't even care when I kicked him XD) [21:14] ~RM: "Viathrel cuddles with Tan." [21:14] • ~Lady Frost hrng [21:14] ~RM: Shil: So, let's not talk about what just happened. Or make something up/ [21:15] ~Lady Frost: ......I'm not really sure what to say about why you're charred and naked [21:15] ~RM: Shil: Some other mage attacked me? [21:15] ~Lady Frost: I'm sorry about that by the way....i hope it didn't....hurt too much [21:15] ~RM: Shil: Nah, don't worry about it. I'm fine. [21:16] ~Lady Frost: If it's any consolation, I can assure you I was not trying to kill you. [21:16] ~RM: Shil: Eh, it wouldn't matter if you were or not. But thanks. [21:16] ~RM: Shil: So, cover story? [21:16] ~Lady Frost: That works [21:16] ~Umber St'ro: (SPIDERMAN HERO OR MENACE!?) [21:17] ~Lady Frost: (what is his magic defense a 10? XD) [21:17] ~Lady Frost: (also is he trying to make her feel better with that comment? Because if so that's sweet) [21:18] ~RM: (He is, and he can continously heal himself after casting that spell on himself, with white magic power.) [21:18] ~Lady Frost: yeah but uh, if I burned him into a smudge on the ground.... [21:18] ~Lady Frost: ) [21:18] ~Lady Frost: ( [21:19] ~RM: (That would've been a problem, yes._ [21:19] ~Lady Frost: (how high would the roll need to be for him to die?) [21:19] ~Lady Frost: (or low? I'm not really sure how you decide that) [21:20] ~RM: (Your attack vs. his defense + continous heal bonus.) [21:20] ~Lady Frost: (which is ._.) [21:20] ~RM: (Whatever your roll vs. whatever he rolls + five or so.) [21:21] ~Lady Frost: (geez) [21:21] ~Lady Frost: (are we back yet?) [21:21] ~RM: (You wanna call it for the night?) [21:21] @Sprite Tan: (idk, are yuou little shits back yet?) [21:21] ~RM: (These logs are massive.) [21:22] ~Umber St'ro: (I'm down to call it a night)
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[23:12] ~RM: "The last time on Well, that all Happened The titular character, The Dark Lord, appeared and told our party to go find clock hands, a doll, a teapot, an ancient coin, and a piece of paper to open the physical door to Dimension 20. The party decided to ditch Viathrel, and then Tan had sex with her. Shil and Lady Forts had a fight, and they came into Tan's room with Shil naked. Everyone but Frost was naked. Umber St'ro and Leo Atlas had a bromantic adventure and then came back to the hotel and are somewhere in the hall ways. Sparky was also there." [23:13] @Leo Atlas: (Woo) [23:13] @Leo Atlas: (Kso what do) [23:13] ~Umber St'ro: (Why am I naked?) [23:14] • ~Umber St'ro knocks on the door [23:14] • @Sprite Tan is startled [23:14] ~Umber St'ro: You two done in there? [23:14] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'm naked but if you don't care come in anyway. [23:16] ~Umber St'ro: I don't [23:16] • ~Umber St'ro walks in [23:17] ~Lady Frost: So... [23:17] • ~Umber St'ro makes a mental note of shil's nude body [23:17] • @Leo Atlas walks in as well [23:17] ~Lady Frost: Looks like you two have been busy. [23:17] ~Umber St'ro: (for artistic purposes) [23:17] ~Lady Frost: (CHEATING WHORE) [23:17] ~Nun Trace: (Poses for artistic purposes) [23:17] ~Nun Trace: Viathrel: We have. [23:17] @Sprite Tan: Uh, um. Yes. [23:17] @Sprite Tan: Why is Shil? Uh. [23:17] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I was robbed. [23:18] @Sprite Tan: Of your clothes? [23:18] ~Nun Trace: Shil: And my pride. [23:18] ~Umber St'ro: hot? how could you say that about your brother, you deviant. [23:18] @Leo Atlas: (And the rich white girl wasn't?) [23:18] @Sprite Tan: I'm sorry. [23:18] ~Lady Frost: Uh, yeah [23:18] ~Lady Frost: He uh, found me! [23:18] ~Lady Frost: While he was naked [23:18] @Sprite Tan: Um. [23:18] @Sprite Tan: What. [23:18] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Let's just go find somewhere to stick Viathrel and then ignore this quest. [23:19] ~Umber St'ro: (actually he's wearing clothing that you can only see if you're not an idiot) [23:19] @Sprite Tan: (oh Truck you bro) [23:19] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Then why can I see his skeleton?) [23:19] @Sprite Tan: (oh god what) [23:19] ~Umber St'ro: (you're looking too hard... hard...) [23:20] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Alright, I need some clothes. [23:20] @Sprite Tan: (hard.) [23:20] ~Nun Trace: Shil: If we're all done appraising my junk. [23:20] @Sprite Tan: I'm not appraising anything! [23:20] ~Umber St'ro: you could probably turn like 10 gold an hour. [23:20] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Uh, right, besides my sister who is... [23:20] ~Nun Trace: Shil: St'ro, shut up. [23:21] @Flamingfrozengnome: Don't we have a Dark Lord to continue to ignore? [23:21] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah, him. [23:21] ~Umber St'ro: It was your idea. [23:21] ~Nun Trace: Shil: St'ro found his true weakness, bedsheet. [23:21] ~Nun Trace: *bedsheets [23:21] ~Nun Trace: Shil: So we're good. [23:21] ~Lady Frost: Can we please just get on with our lives? [23:21] @Sprite Tan: I was thinking, maybe we should I guess get serious. About finding that junk. [23:21] ~Umber St'ro: (your brother's junk!?) [23:22] @Sprite Tan: (GOD FUCKING DAMMIT) [23:22] ~Nun Trace: (Stick Shil's penis in the lock and see where you get.) [23:22] @Sprite Tan: (no) [23:22] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Uh, clothes? [23:22] @Sprite Tan: Alright, does anyone have spare clothes? [23:23] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Preferably Leo. [23:23] @Flamingfrozengnome: I might have some. [23:23] @Flamingfrozengnome: Lemme check [23:23] ~Lady Frost: I gave you the only thing I had... [23:23] • @Flamingfrozengnome goes to his room and checks [23:23] @Sprite Tan: We can go get some new ones for you in the morning that actually fit. [23:23] ~Nun Trace: Shil: And I'm thankful, because only St'ro would wear your other clothes, Frost. [23:23] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [23:23] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [23:24] ~Nun Trace: "I'm shocked that Leo even has HIS OWN clothes. In fact, for some reason, he seems to have a Lille Maid Outfit." [23:24] @Flamingfrozengnome: What. [23:24] • @Flamingfrozengnome returns to the gang [23:24] @Flamingfrozengnome: Nope. [23:24] @Sprite Tan: Oh. [23:24] @Sprite Tan: Shit. [23:24] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [23:25] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro sees through the shallow deception." [23:25] ~Umber St'ro: I know better than to believe someone who's cheeks are that red. [23:25] ~Umber St'ro: confess. [23:25] @Flamingfrozengnome: I'm going to kick out your bad knee. [23:25] @Sprite Tan: Leo my brother really needs clothes. [23:25] @Sprite Tan: C'mon. [23:25] ~Lady Frost: Well, we need to find him something.... [23:26] @Flamingfrozengnome: I'm certain he doesn't want what I have. [23:26] ~Lady Frost: Maybe if no one has anything extra we can shop? [23:26] @Flamingfrozengnome: I'll go in to town and buy something for him. [23:26] ~Nun Trace: It's the middle of the night. [23:26] ~Nun Trace: "Said Shil." [23:26] @Flamingfrozengnome: I can put my glove theft to use for once. [23:26] ~Umber St'ro: Shil might want it, you should at least ask him. [23:27] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Well, I guess this is an inn. Someone might have something. [23:28] ~Nun Trace: Shil: So what are we doing? Back to admiring my reproductive organs? [23:28] ~Lady Frost: Stop being an idiot [23:28] ~Nun Trace: "Viathrel continues to snuggle Tan, since the rest of this is boring and not an OTP 5ever." [23:28] ~Umber St'ro: if you'd wear Gnome'ss thing, you wouldn't have to keep bragging about them. [23:28] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Hitting dinosaurs with large metal instruments) [23:29] ~Umber St'ro: Leo's* [23:29] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'd wear whatever Leo has, honestly. [23:29] • ~Lady Frost looks away from the lover gurls like a tsundere [23:29] ~Nun Trace: Shil: It can't be that bad. [23:29] @Sprite Tan: leo he'd only borrow it for tonight anyhow. [23:29] @Flamingfrozengnome: Fine, but don't complain. [23:30] • @Flamingfrozengnome goes, gets the thing, and comes back and tosses it to Shil [23:30] ~Nun Trace: Shil: ... Are you serious? [23:30] @Flamingfrozengnome: I warned you. [23:30] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Why do you even have this? [23:30] ~Lady Frost: ....... [23:30] @Sprite Tan: What. [23:30] @Flamingfrozengnome: I have no idea. It just appeared in my stuff. [23:30] • ~Umber St'ro turns around and says: "I will not stop you two if you want to put it on him against his will. [23:30] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, okay, that happens. [23:30] ~Umber St'ro: "* [23:31] @Flamingfrozengnome: It was God. [23:31] @Flamingfrozengnome: Or one of them, being a prick. [23:31] ~Nun Trace: "Truck you." [23:31] ~Umber St'ro: Black heart! [23:32] • @Sprite Tan laughs [23:32] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, I have been discovered." [23:32] ~Umber St'ro: how did he get the dress? [23:32] @Sprite Tan: it makes so much sense! [23:32] ~Nun Trace: "Leo always struck me as a lovely woman, poy. And I know everything." [23:32] ~Lady Frost: Everything? [23:32] • ~Lady Frost raises eyebrow [23:32] @Flamingfrozengnome: I'm flattered. [23:32] ~Nun Trace: Well, most things. [23:32] ~Nun Trace: Poy. [23:32] ~Lady Frost: Thought so. [23:33] ~Umber St'ro: Did Leo get the dress on purpose? [23:33] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, no, no he did not." [23:33] ~Umber St'ro: Who really got the dress? [23:34] ~Nun Trace: !dice 5 Random number (1 - 5): 3 [23:34] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, Tan got the dress." [23:34] @Sprite Tan: W-when did I? [23:34] ~Umber St'ro: Oh tan, you got leo a dress, you're so considerate. [23:34] ~Umber St'ro: Leo, you should at least try it on for her. [23:34] ~Lady Frost: What is wrong with you?! [23:34] • @Flamingfrozengnome kicks St'ro's bad knee [23:34] ~Lady Frost: (first futa now this?) [23:34] @Sprite Tan: 9haha) [23:34] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [23:34] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [23:35] ~Nun Trace: "Leo made a VERY rash decision, and Umber St'ro is now bleeding knee juice all over the floor. Shit got BAD." [23:35] ~Nun Trace: Shil: LEO! [23:35] @Sprite Tan: Jesus Truck! [23:35] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Who is this Jesus) [23:35] • ~Umber St'ro vomits blood [23:35] @Sprite Tan: (someone im fucking) [23:36] ~Lady Frost: (._.) [23:36] ~Nun Trace: "Shil begins working to fix this shit." [23:36] @Flamingfrozengnome: (._.) [23:36] @Sprite Tan: Shil first aid! [23:36] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [23:36] ~Nun Trace: "It is working incredibly not well." [23:36] ~Lady Frost: Do something someone! [23:36] • @Sprite Tan tries her own brand of first aid! [23:36] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'm working on it! [23:36] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [23:36] • ~Umber St'ro regains control of the ability to talk [23:36] ~Nun Trace: "Tan has killed him, he is dead." ' [23:36] @Sprite Tan: Shit. [23:36] @Flamingfrozengnome: ._. [23:36] @Flamingfrozengnome: () [23:37] ~Lady Frost: Leo! [23:37] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) Hello, Umber St'ro, welcome to Dimension 20. [23:37] @Sprite Tan: Goddamit Leo! [23:37] ~Umber St'ro: I'm getting a muzzle for that piss ant. [23:37] @Sprite Tan: And now we wait. [23:38] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Brand new Umber St'ro, just wait fifteen minutes. [23:38] • @Sprite Tan what time is it approximatley [23:38] ~Nun Trace: "About two in the morning." [23:38] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~Nun Trace) Hello, so you can go ahead and give me the rundown while I get used to the pain of death. [23:38] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I think this universe opperates on Wisonsin time) [23:39] @Sprite Tan: (its only 11;30 pm here) [23:39] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) Alright, I'll make it quick. You can come back as you, but it will be incredibly painful and mental scarring. You can choose to come back as another person, but you will not have most of your memories. Or, this could be the end. [23:40] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Leo, you're such an Nas. [23:40] ~Lady Frost: I'm gonna...wait in the hallway or something [23:40] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~Nun Trace) More painful than the death was? [23:40] • ~Lady Frost absconds [23:40] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) Yes, likely much more painful than the death was. [23:40] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'm outie, peace. [23:41] ~Nun Trace: "Shil leaves the room also, after pulling on his frilly maid dress [23:41] ~Nun Trace: " [23:41] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~Nun Trace) What will happen in the world if I don't come back, will someone else take my place, or would I be one less immortal going against the dark lord? [23:41] @Sprite Tan: See ya bro. [23:42] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) If you don't come back in SOME way, your friends will be down a body. If you choose either way of making your spirit return, you will retain your immortality. [23:42] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~Nun Trace) Friends, that's a good one. [23:42] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) Well, four friends and a raging douche. [23:42] ~Nun Trace: "Viathrel does not care about any of this, she is falling asleep in the happiest day of her life." [23:42] • @Flamingfrozengnome draws his sword and places it in front of St'ro's corpse. [23:42] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~Nun Trace) Alright, I'll go back as me. Any advice before I go to the first level of hell? [23:42] @Sprite Tan: Uh? [23:43] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [23:43] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) Yeah, I'd recommend you all stop screwing around and fine your way here physically before shit all goes to hell. [23:43] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) But is that your final decision? [23:43] @Flamingfrozengnome: Waiting for him to return, for retribution. [23:43] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to ~Nun Trace) It is, and on it. [23:43] @Sprite Tan: (<3< different quadrants bae) [23:43] @Sprite Tan: Wow, drama. [23:43] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [23:44] @Sprite Tan: I'm pretty sure he's not gonna kill you over this dude. [23:44] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro's body turns to a red firey orb of regen, same old same old." [23:44] • @Sprite Tan applauds [23:45] • @Flamingfrozengnome shrugs [23:45] ~Nun Trace: "Shil finds Lady Frost outside the room." [23:45] @Flamingfrozengnome: I'd be surprised if he didn't. [23:45] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Are you okay? [23:45] ~Lady Frost: I'm fine. Just waiting for the idiocy to end. [23:45] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro is getting his body back, growing into place from the orb. It is as horrible for him as it sounds." [23:45] @Sprite Tan: Give him a round of applause for not staying dead or reincarnating in some other body though. [23:45] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, that might be a quest or two off. [23:46] @Sprite Tan: This method fucking sucks. [23:46] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro is now back and better than... Uh, really really bad, honestly. He's tired as shit and he is in a lot of pain and this is all trauma and stuff. But he's alive and awake." [23:47] ~Umber St'ro: Good one with the sword. I'm really going to do something while I'm thriving in pain dip shit. [23:47] @Sprite Tan: Alright St'ro let's get you to your bed friend. [23:47] ~Lady Frost: I think it's over now [23:47] • @Sprite Tan guides him to his bed [23:47] ~Nun Trace: Shi: Alright, let's go back. [23:47] • ~Lady Frost white gurls back into the room [23:47] ~Nun Trace: "Shil goes back to the room and over to St'ro." [23:47] @Sprite Tan: Leo put your sword away before you forget it. [23:47] ~Nun Trace: Shil: H-Hope you feel better soon, St'ro-sama. [23:48] ~Lady Frost: If all of this nonsense if over, I'll be retiring for bed. [23:48] ~Umber St'ro: I'll forget it in his neck tomorrow if he doesn't get out of here. [23:48] ~Lady Frost: (#Butch from Team Rocket) [23:48] • ~Lady Frost goes to bed [23:48] • @Sprite Tan laughs, whoooops [23:48] • @Flamingfrozengnome gets his sword, Sheathes it., and places it back with his stuff. [23:48] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Let's all not fight right now, please. [23:48] ~Nun Trace: "Shil goes to bed." [23:49] • @Flamingfrozengnome goes to bed. [23:49] ~Umber St'ro: Shil... nevermind... when we all wake up.... [23:49] • ~Umber St'ro falls asleep. [23:49] ~Nun Trace: "Sparky is relived and sleeps next to St'ro." [23:49] • @Sprite Tan flops on the empty bed, because she doesn't want to bother Via or anything! [23:49] ~Nun Trace: "The party wakes up the next day. For once, it is not to the sound being invaded." [23:50] @Flamingfrozengnome: (woo) [23:50] • ~Lady Frost does white gurl getting ready stuff [23:50] • ~Umber St'ro simultaneously wakes up [23:50] ~Nun Trace: "Viathrel does the face you do when you went to bed with someone and woke up without them." [23:50] • @Sprite Tan rolls onto the floor to motivate herself to get up [23:50] ~Lady Frost: I'll be waiting for everyone downstairs. [23:50] ~Nun Trace: "Shil gets up and stretches, which looks adorable in his maid outfit." [23:50] • ~Lady Frost goes downstairs [23:50] ~Umber St'ro: Alright, where were we supposed to be checking for artifacts? [23:50] @Sprite Tan: The floor is so comfortable [23:51] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I don't think we got specific instructions. [23:51] • @Flamingfrozengnome gathers his stuff and heads downstairs. [23:51] • ~Umber St'ro illusions his sword into a skunk. [23:51] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 12 [23:51] ~Nun Trace: "Suddenly skunk." [23:51] • ~Lady Frost waits at a table [23:52] • ~Umber St'ro illusions himself into plain girl again [23:52] • @Sprite Tan finally manages to get up and go get ready for the day [23:52] ~Nun Trace: "Shil goes downstairs and sits with Frost, while people giggle at his pretty clothes." Random number (1 - 20): 6 [23:52] ~Lady Frost: I really wish I had something to read..... [23:52] • ~Lady Frost drums her fingers on the table [23:52] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro is not a very plain girl. Or really a girl. Kind of like a St'ro girl hybrid. Maybe this is what female Umber Hulks look like?" [23:53] ~Nun Trace: Shil: We'll take care of that later. [23:53] ~Umber St'ro: (It isn't, God) [23:53] ~Lady Frost: Hm? Oh, when did you get here? [23:53] ~Umber St'ro: Well, I suppose I'm not recognizable like this [23:53] • @Sprite Tan helps Via get ready for the day like a polite lady who fricked with her should, so they can go get the foodstuff [23:53] • ~Umber St'ro goes down to have breakfast. [23:54] ~Nun Trace: "Viathrel yeys, then they go downstairs so everyone is there." [23:54] • @Sprite Tan rests head on table [23:54] ~Nun Trace: "A waiter suddenly appears. 'What will you all be having?' " [23:54] ~Lady Frost: Coffee, please. [23:54] ~Umber St'ro: Whiskey. [23:55] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [23:55] @Sprite Tan: soup. [23:55] ~Nun Trace: 'Sorry, uh, ma'am, we don't serve whiskey this early.' [23:55] ~Umber St'ro: Oh, just because I'm an umber hulk you think I can't handle myself [23:55] ~Nun Trace: 'Uh, what?' [23:55] ~Lady Frost: Oh, maybe a light pastry to go with it? The coffee I mean. [23:55] ~Lady Frost: Do you have anything like that? [23:56] @Flamingfrozengnome: Some meat, if you have it. [23:56] @Sprite Tan: Maybe two bowls of soup. [23:56] ~Nun Trace: 'Uh, yes, we do, I can do that, ma'am.' [23:56] ~Lady Frost: Thank you kindly [23:56] ~Umber St'ro: You're serving her coffee, you know I've seen girls her size bouncing off the wall from coffee, but if I order whiskey it's the biggest deal ever. [23:56] @Sprite Tan: I won at the Colosseum yesterday you know. I can afford two bowls of soup. [23:56] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Shut up, sis. [23:56] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [23:57] • @Sprite Tan shuts up [23:57] ~Nun Trace: 'Uh, alright, ma'am, I'll see to the whiskey right away. In fact, consider this meal on the house. I'm so sorry to offend.' [23:57] ~Umber St'ro: Thank you sir. [23:57] @Sprite Tan: Shil you look nice. [23:57] • ~Lady Frost sighs [23:57] ~Umber St'ro: You really have a fine establishment here. [23:57] ~Nun Trace: "The waiter bows and flees with haste." [23:57] • ~Lady Frost waits for the foods [23:57] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Tan, stop talking about the dress. Please. [23:57] @Sprite Tan: What kind of clothes are you going to want? [23:58] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Clothes that don't make me look moe would be nice. [23:58] ~Umber St'ro: Don't worry about it shil, I think I saw someone checking you out, so you have nothing to be embarassed of. [23:58] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I have no idea if that is good or bad. [23:58] @Sprite Tan: Hey, I can get you an unmoe dress. Give me some specifics if you want something you're going to like. [23:58] ~Nun Trace: "Shil buries his head in his arms on the table. He is done." [23:59] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Trace could Potatomancy something up for him) [23:59] @Sprite Tan: Oh man, we can get you a real adventurers coat, all long and cool and shit. Maybe in red. [23:59] • ~Umber St'ro talks quietly, hey at least you didn't get killed last night by someone you thought you might be able to trust. [23:59] ~Umber St'ro: chin up. [23:59] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, there's that. [23:59] ~Umber St'ro: there's that smile. [00:00] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, Leo is an Nas. I know this from my cosmic powers."" [00:00] @Sprite Tan: Wow Black Heart, what a good shield. [00:00] ~Umber St'ro: I love you black heart, and I haven't even got my whiskey yet. [00:00] @Sprite Tan: He might make out with you at this rate. [00:00] ~Nun Trace: "The waiter returns with whiskey, a bunch of bacon, whatever shil and viathrel wanted, coffee and a light pastry whatever the Truck that means, and TWO bowls of soup." [00:00] @Sprite Tan: Soup! [00:01] ~Nun Trace: "A danish." [00:01] • ~Lady Frost sips her coffee and nibbles on her danish [00:01] • @Flamingfrozengnome unenthusiastically eats [00:01] • @Sprite Tan enthusiastically eats [00:01] ~Lady Frost: Do you have like, a paper or something? [00:01] ~Nun Trace: 'Right away, miss.' [00:01] ~Lady Frost: Much appreciated. [00:01] ~Umber St'ro: You know, I actually feel fine now, Shil, you seem to be hating this, would you like my whiskey? [00:02] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yes, please. [00:02] • ~Umber St'ro hands it over. [00:02] ~Nun Trace: "Shil drinks the whiskey, and no one cares that he's only thirty." [00:02] @Sprite Tan: Don't get too drunk while you're in that dress. We don't want you deciding you like it or something hilarious. [00:02] ~Umber St'ro: He can wear what he wants, naggy nancy. [00:02] ~Nun Trace: "The waiter returns with today's paper." [00:03] ~Lady Frost: Thank you. [00:03] • ~Lady Frost reads [00:03] • ~Lady Frost takes a sip of coffee [00:04] ~Nun Trace: "Todays weather is probably going to be okay, there's a hilarious obituary about Marx that makes Frost sad anyway, and oh yeah, the Dark Lord is mobilizing one of his generals to Swordshire." [00:04] ~Lady Frost: Well. We should probably leave. Now. [00:04] • ~Lady Frost does the thing with the explaining [00:04] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Can't we just have breakfast for once? [00:04] @Sprite Tan: Nope. [00:04] @Flamingfrozengnome: What. Well shit. [00:04] • @Sprite Tan scarfs down the rest of her food. [00:04] • @Flamingfrozengnome finishes his bacon [00:04] • ~Lady Frost finishes the coffee and pastry [00:05] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, Leo, quick, kill everyone before the general gets the chance." [00:05] • ~Umber St'ro didn't have anything to hurry with [00:05] @Sprite Tan: So Shil's already in a disguise, St'ro is kind of... and what to do about the rest of us. [00:05] ~Nun Trace: "Shil sighs and drinks one last shot." [00:05] ~Lady Frost: His new dress is going to have to wait [00:05] ~Lady Frost: We need to get out of this town. [00:05] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I hate this party so much. [00:05] @Sprite Tan: We'll get him something in the next town. [00:05] ~Lady Frost: Let's go [00:05] ~Umber St'ro: you're just saying that. [00:05] • ~Umber St'ro goes [00:05] @Sprite Tan: Ah we gotta drop Via off somewhere safe too yet. [00:05] • ~Lady Frost also goes [00:05] • @Sprite Tan goes [00:05] ~Nun Trace: "Shil and Viathrel goes" [00:05] • @Flamingfrozengnome follows [00:06] ~Umber St'ro: we will on the way. [00:06] ~Nun Trace: "We all goes to the out of this inn. There are currently no Black Guards on the street." [00:07] • ~Lady Frost opens up the magical white gurl's map [00:07] ~Umber St'ro: good sign, let's keep going. [00:07] @Flamingfrozengnome: So we're running from this general, right? Just making sure we're not gonna make the dark lord angrier. [00:07] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [00:07] ~Nun Trace: "The White Gurl map has no words of wisdom for the party, except that they should probably not be here." [00:08] • ~Umber St'ro goes [00:08] @Flamingfrozengnome: And survey says? [00:08] ~Lady Frost: This thing is getting on my nerves lately.... [00:08] ~Lady Frost: Let's just focus on getting out of here [00:08] ~Nun Trace: "Shil sighs and goes, because why the Truck not." [00:08] @Sprite Tan: Yep! [00:08] ~Umber St'ro: well don't use it when there's clearly one place to go... away. [00:08] • @Flamingfrozengnome goes [00:08] • @Sprite Tan gets the Truck out of swordshire with everyone else [00:08] ~Nun Trace: "Viathrel follows both of those fine asses." [00:08] • ~Lady Frost goes [00:09] ~Nun Trace: "The party goes out into the wilderness near Lille, which of course is a place they can't actually go cause Frost." [00:10] ~Lady Frost: Why are we near this place?! [00:10] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Because Swordshire was near this place. [00:11] ~Lady Frost: Well we need to go somewhere else [00:11] ~Lady Frost: We're no better off here than Swordshire [00:11] @Sprite Tan: Now use your map. [00:11] • ~Lady Frost does the thing [00:11] ~Umber St'ro: we're relatively safe here for now, the map is a good idea. [00:11] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [00:11] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [00:12] ~Nun Trace: "The map helpfully suggests that you go to an area not far outside Swordshire that looks to be some kind of camp." [00:12] @Sprite Tan: That's too close to swordshire. Nope. [00:12] ~Umber St'ro: okay, it's not a good day for the map [00:12] @Flamingfrozengnome: Yeah, no. [00:12] @Flamingfrozengnome: Let's not. [00:12] ~Lady Frost: For all we no that could be the general's camp... [00:12] ~Lady Frost: know* [00:12] @Sprite Tan: Assume it is. [00:12] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, it probably is. [00:12] ~Umber St'ro: Well, we could attack it or something. [00:12] @Sprite Tan: So, we know where that general is if we want to do something dumb,. [00:13] ~Lady Frost: That's a terrible idea. [00:13] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, you all go ahead, I'll just keep my mortal Nas here. [00:13] @Sprite Tan: Case in point. [00:13] @Sprite Tan: Let's just go..... Southwest! [00:13] ~Lady Frost: I know of...one course of action. But it probably won't end much better than marching into town. [00:13] • ~Umber St'ro looks at shil with the eye, and decasts the illusion [00:13] ~Lady Frost: (Private to ~Nun Trace) The mine lets out somewhere else. [00:13] ~Nun Trace: "St'ro is St'ro." [00:14] ~Umber St'ro: eyes* [00:14] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Frost, say your piece. [00:14] ~Lady Frost: (Private to ~Nun Trace) It has another entrance on ze other side [00:14] ~Lady Frost: I'm telling you, it's a bad idea... [00:14] ~Umber St'ro: I agree, While we're down Shil, you know I can try to change that dress into something less humiliating for you. [00:15] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'm fien for now. [00:15] ~Nun Trace: *fine [00:15] ~Umber St'ro: Oh shil, you dear. [00:16] ~Lady Frost: There's a cave near the town. It's a mine used by Lille. [00:16] @Sprite Tan: Oh? [00:16] • ~Umber St'ro intrigued faces [00:16] ~Lady Frost: But, it's terribly unsafe there. [00:16] @Flamingfrozengnome: Safer than the map's option. [00:16] @Sprite Tan: Caves are so good yes. Totally nothing bad has happened in them before. [00:16] ~Lady Frost: It's probably crawling with people who wouldn't be very happy to see....me. [00:17] ~Lady Frost: It's only slightly less terrible than walking straight into Lille. [00:17] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Our options are probably die here or maybe die there. [00:17] ~Umber St'ro: Well, let's set Viathrel up with a place then. [00:17] ~Umber St'ro: that doesn't involve death. [00:18] @Sprite Tan: Yeah let's do that. [00:18] ~Nun Trace: Viathrel: I could just go back to Swordshire, there's a good chance they aren't looking for me. [00:18] ~Lady Frost: They have no reason to be. [00:18] ~Umber St'ro: When was the last time we were a spectacle again? [00:18] ~Umber St'ro: and was she there? [00:19] ~Nun Trace: Shil: My sister and Leo made asses of themselves, and no, they didn't. [00:19] ~Nun Trace: *she wasn't [00:19] @Sprite Tan: Hey I made a lot of money on that spectacle. [00:19] @Sprite Tan: I would do it again. [00:20] ~Umber St'ro: Alright, Well, as one of the baby's technical dads, your lives are more important to me than the gold in my bag, so you guys can just take it, I'll get more. [00:20] ~Nun Trace: "Viathrel blush." [00:20] ~Umber St'ro: hangs it over. [00:20] • ~Umber St'ro hands it over* [00:20] • @Flamingfrozengnome hands over what money he has as well [00:20] • @Sprite Tan hands about half of the gold she won from the thing over to her too. [00:20] ~Umber St'ro: Don't get ripped off in town. [00:20] @Flamingfrozengnome: On the long path of not making an Nas out o myself, this is the first, tiny step. [00:20] ~Lady Frost: Good luck. Or whatever. [00:21] ~Nun Trace: "Viathrel accepts the cash offering and is now richer than any single person in the party ever has been. Unless you count Tan's parts as assets." [00:21] @Sprite Tan: ( ) [00:21] ~Lady Frost: (homewrecker) [00:21] ~Nun Trace: "Viathrel kisses Tan, primarily because I like pissing Frost off. She then departs." [00:22] • @Sprite Tan blushes [00:22] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [00:22] @Sprite Tan: (i also like pissing frost off) [00:22] @Sprite Tan: (romantically on my end) [00:22] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Alright, that happened. The mine, then? [00:22] ~Umber St'ro: Well, if these ones aren't going to say it. [00:22] ~Umber St'ro: See you someday. I'll teach the kid how to swindle. [00:22] @Sprite Tan: See ya Via! [00:23] ~Nun Trace: "Shil pats Umber St'ro on the shoulder." [00:23] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'm sure you will, St'ro. [00:23] ~Nun Trace: Shil: So, are we going into the mine or what? [00:23] ~Lady Frost: I recommend against it. [00:23] ~Nun Trace: (GET IT, ORE) [00:23] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I GET IT) [00:24] @Sprite Tan: yeah I guess. Being underground hasn't ever fucked us over or anything. [00:24] • @Sprite Tan rolls eyes [00:24] ~Lady Frost: It's not as easy as you're thinking.... [00:24] @Sprite Tan: (japanese male pronoune ore?) [00:24] ~Nun Trace: Shil: We have time to take a vote, I guess. [00:24] ~Umber St'ro: I wonder if Frost could like hold the book and the map together to see if there was a magic item worth checking for in the cave. [00:24] @Sprite Tan: By the way we're getting a new map in the next town. [00:25] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Vote? [00:25] @Sprite Tan: I guess yes. [00:25] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Alright, everyone close your eyes. [00:25] ~Lady Frost: It doesn't matter..... [00:25] ~Lady Frost: You won't be able to go in. [00:25] ~Umber St'ro: so we're going in the cave why exactly? [00:26] ~Lady Frost: Well, I personally think we should not. [00:26] ~Umber St'ro: how would it help us? [00:26] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Alright) [00:26] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I have to go now) [00:26] ~Lady Frost: The only reason to is because it opens up somewhere else. [00:26] ~Nun Trace: (Alright, paused.)
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| - We killed a poor innocent evil bird:
[23:00:01] ~Nun Trace: (I'll go with it.) [23:00:21] ~Nun Trace: (D'aww, aight. Anyone else want in this call before we start?) [23:00:22] @Leo Atlas: (Whatevs) [23:00:38] @Leo Atlas: (There's a call?) [23:00:42] @Sprite Tan: (yes) [23:01:00] @Sprite Tan: (for some reason i just asked who wants to join the call in staff) [23:02:25] ~Nun Trace: (Ready cheek.) [23:02:30] @Sprite Tan: (ready losers) [23:02:33] @Leo Atlas: (Ready jaw) [23:02:34] ~Umber St'ro: (Ready Right Cheek) [23:02:41] ~Lady Frost: (ready) [23:03:19] @Sprite Tan: (frost are you in the call) [23:04:19] @Sprite Tan: ([21:36:59] @Sheastuck: they're basically canon) [23:04:32] ~Nun Trace: "Last time on There Goes Another Town, Viathrel was abandoned with tons of cash and the party was discussing going into the mines next to Lille, and Frost was being pretty passive aggressive about it." [23:04:56] ~Lady Frost: (I'm always passive aggressive bitches) [23:05:08] @Leo Atlas: (Moreso than usual) [23:05:51] ~Nun Trace: Shil: So, yeah, mine or no mine? [23:06:01] @Sprite Tan: I figure we may as well go to the mine. [23:06:32] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'm totally fine for going to the mine, if everyone else is cool. [23:06:36] ~Lady Frost: I already told you it's not safe [23:06:52] @Leo Atlas: Swordshire is less safe [23:07:00] ~Lady Frost: No, it probably isn't. [23:07:15] ~Nun Trace: Shil: It's a coin flip. [23:07:41] ~Lady Frost: You won't be able to get in anyway..... [23:08:04] @Leo Atlas: I'm ok with whatever. A dangerous mine, or fighting a general of the Dark Lord. [23:08:10] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Alright, what do you suggest, Frost? [23:08:29] ~Lady Frost: There has to be somewhere else we can go [23:09:03] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'm all ears. [23:09:24] @Leo Atlas: You can try your map, but it wasn't working well today. [23:09:31] ~Lady Frost: Why don't we just....walk around or something? [23:09:36] @Sprite Tan: Sure. [23:09:39] ~Umber St'ro: That's what I was about to suggest. [23:09:50] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'll go with that. [23:11:17] ~Nun Trace: Shil: So, wander? [23:11:20] @Sprite Tan: Wander! [23:11:34] @Leo Atlas: Oh boy. [23:12:20] • ~Umber St'ro wanders wonderfully [23:12:28] • ~Lady Frost goes [23:12:32] • @Sprite Tan goes [23:12:35] • @Leo Atlas goes [23:12:39] ~Nun Trace: "They all goes." [23:12:42] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [23:14:59] ~Nun Trace: "The party successfully manages to avoid BOTH the places they didn't want to go, though they are hugging pretty close to the Lille perimeter, since the other way is decidedly a bit worse. Not so suddenly, a bunch of Lille Mages are nearby the area. Getting past here basically means that you're clear for now." [23:15:36] ~Umber St'ro: Should we disguise ourselves before proceeding? [23:15:49] • @Leo Atlas (ignores the urge to point out the obvious mages) [23:15:52] @Sprite Tan: Can we attempt avoiding them? [23:16:13] ~Lady Frost: It looks like we have to try [23:16:14] ~Nun Trace: Shil: We can sure attempt it. [23:16:37] ~Umber St'ro: Well, the idea of not being attacked by guards is to not walk close to them, but also not run away. [23:16:57] @Sprite Tan: So just change our course? [23:17:02] ~Lady Frost: As long as we do not act suspiciously, they should have no reason to stop us. [23:17:09] ~Lady Frost: Well, aside from me being with you [23:17:12] • ~Umber St'ro cloaks up [23:17:13] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Besides seeing your face, yeah. [23:17:55] • ~Lady Frost cloaks up [23:18:10] ~Umber St'ro: are we going? [23:18:12] • @Sprite Tan is already cloaked [23:18:18] • @Leo Atlas cloaks up [23:18:27] • @Sprite Tan starts going??????? [23:18:37] • ~Umber St'ro goes [23:18:38] • @Leo Atlas goes [23:18:42] • ~Lady Frost cautiously goes [23:18:49] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [23:18:54] ~Lady Frost: (fak) [23:20:36] ~Nun Trace: "The party sneaks as sneakily as you can when you have a very large bug man and a small woman with a blood red cloak flowing majestically in the wind, despite the lack of wind. Needless to say, they ARE spotted. One of the men from the group waves them down to talk to them." [23:20:57] • ~Lady Frost whispers [23:21:04] ~Lady Frost: Should we pretend we don't notice them? [23:21:19] @Sprite Tan: Nah, they might attack us if we do that. [23:21:23] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I don't know, you should know, isn't this your culture? [23:21:46] @Sprite Tan: So long as you're all covered up we'll be good right? [23:21:51] ~Lady Frost: Well yes. Normally people don't just stop you on the street here.... [23:21:54] ~Lady Frost: (brb) [23:25:03] ~Umber St'ro: there's a very simple solution, run. [23:28:41] @Leo Atlas: (WHAT) [23:28:51] @Leo Atlas: (FROST HAS PERPETUAL WIND) [23:29:16] ~Nun Trace: (Perpetual wind?) [23:29:23] @Sprite Tan: (BREATH) [23:33:33] ~Lady Frost: Well we have to do something..... [23:33:51] @Sprite Tan: Well, we could attack them first? [23:34:00] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, that's a plan. [23:34:28] ~Lady Frost: We might as well wait until they attack us. We don't need to draw more attention if we can avoid i [23:34:29] ~Lady Frost: t [23:34:33] • ~Umber St'ro checks how many guards there are. [23:35:27] ~Lady Frost: (he didn't say they're guards. He said they're mages) [23:36:08] ~Nun Trace: "There are zero guards. However, there are only three mages, probably not even organized." [23:36:32] @Leo Atlas: (We could prolyl take them) [23:36:37] @Leo Atlas: (Prolly*) [23:36:50] ~Lady Frost: (but we don't neeeeeeed to) [23:36:51] ~Umber St'ro: let's go with Frost's plan. [23:37:08] @Sprite Tan: Chitchat time! [23:37:14] • ~Lady Frost hides her pretty white gurl face [23:37:51] ~Nun Trace: "The male mage that had been limping forward for the past ten minutes finally reached the party. 'Good day, travelers!' " [23:38:05] ~Umber St'ro: How goes it? [23:38:14] • ~Lady Frost shuffles towards the back of the group [23:38:28] @Sprite Tan: Hello there! [23:39:16] @Leo Atlas: And good day to you, sir [23:39:30] ~Nun Trace: 'I just noticed you guys walking by and thought I would check and see if you needed any help or directions or anything of the sort.' [23:40:07] ~Umber St'ro: We're just on a bit of a nature walk, we're getting along nicely. [23:40:37] @Sprite Tan: Oh wow, that's really nice of you to offer us help though! [23:40:46] @Sprite Tan: You're such a gentleman! [23:41:01] ~Umber St'ro: Really, it makes me feel so much better to know people care. It's inspirational. [23:41:05] ~Nun Trace: 'Well, thank you, little lady!' "He blushes and someone save him before it happens again." [23:41:49] ~Nun Trace: 'If that's everything, I guess I can stop hassling you now.' [23:42:15] @Leo Atlas: (Suddenly, he is hit by a flying buffalo and dies) [23:42:25] ~Umber St'ro: Oh you're no hastle at all, actually we can check for you next time we're coming by Lille and see if you want to stretch your legs. [23:42:40] ~Lady Frost: (WAT) [23:42:56] @Sprite Tan: Oh my, what a good idea! [23:43:12] ~Nun Trace: 'That's a mighty nice offer and I thank you for it. Well, I guess I'm gonna head back to my friends now, but it was great talking to you.' [23:43:20] ~Umber St'ro: Have a good day. [23:43:22] @Sprite Tan: Have a good day, sir! [23:43:36] ~Nun Trace: "He does that, and St'ro lied without a hitch, and no one made a horrible moral descision. Hero rank up to -79!" [23:43:36] @Leo Atlas: Godspeed, kind sir. [23:43:46] @Leo Atlas: (YES) [23:44:02] @Leo Atlas: (Do we get a cupcake) [23:44:05] @Sprite Tan: (no) [23:44:16] @Leo Atlas: (What do we get when we get to 0?) [23:44:18] ~Umber St'ro: let's continue squad, 1 and 2... [23:44:19] ~Nun Trace: (DL's eyes shine with a fatherly sparkle from Casa de Dark Lord.) [23:44:21] • ~Umber St'ro goes [23:44:26] • @Sprite Tan continues onwards [23:44:40] • ~Lady Frost does the going [23:45:41] ~Nun Trace: "The party does the going for quite some time. It is night time, and they have not found a village, or shelter, or anything but the forest near Lille." [23:45:50] • @Leo Atlas follows the thing [23:46:27] ~Nun Trace: "Leo Atlas not only kills his friends, and but calls them things." [23:46:35] ~Nun Trace: *but [23:46:37] @Leo Atlas: (A group of beings is a thing) [23:47:42] • ~Lady Frost tries the thing with the map [23:47:59] • @Leo Atlas does the thing with the jazz, in mezzo piano [23:47:59] ~Umber St'ro: (No a group of geese is a gaggle, but I can see how you'd mess that up.) [23:48:26] @Leo Atlas: (And does a gaggle have a gender?) [23:48:36] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, don't you still need to start alchemy? [23:48:43] ~Umber St'ro: we could look for ingredients around here. [23:49:11] ~Lady Frost: I already have everything for the recipes in the only book I have.... [23:49:17] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Also, the sun is setting and I'm not comfortable wandering around the woods at night. [23:49:22] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Just for the record. [23:50:01] @Sprite Tan: We can just camp out for the night I suppose. [23:50:06] ~Umber St'ro: What were those recipes? [23:50:31] • ~Lady Frost looks to the skye [23:50:40] ~Nun Trace: "The sky doesn't remember." [23:50:51] ~Lady Frost: (we already made a healing salve?) [23:51:00] ~Nun Trace: "Yeah, you can do that." [23:51:13] ~Lady Frost: (make them up again XD) [23:51:17] @Leo Atlas: (That's all we made.) [23:51:20] @Leo Atlas: (I think) [23:51:35] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 5 [23:51:36] @Leo Atlas: (Every page is part of a letter) [23:52:51] ~Nun Trace: "The healing salve recipe is still there, along with a seasoner potion for meats of various kinds, and a potion that glows when it's inside a bottle, making it a torch that won't kill your friends when you roll a 1." [23:53:02] ~Lady Frost: (e.e) [23:53:05] @Leo Atlas: (Yey) [23:53:33] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I second setting up camp somehow. [23:53:49] @Leo Atlas: I third setting up camp. [23:53:55] ~Umber St'ro: Well, some light source would help us, ^.- [23:54:51] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I am so agreeable today. [23:54:56] ~Nun Trace: Shil: All of this works for me. [23:55:06] @Sprite Tan: That's good, even the outfit? [23:55:17] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, still getting used to the outfit. [23:55:17] ~Umber St'ro: (I know baby, my winking works for a lot of people) [23:55:37] @Sprite Tan: Don't worry, next town I'll get you some new clothes. [23:56:08] @Leo Atlas: (We should) [23:56:09] ~Umber St'ro: I could get them for less. [23:56:22] @Leo Atlas: (Then we can gateher around it, and sing a song, pertaining to said campfire) [23:57:05] @Sprite Tan: Hey we should build a campfire! [23:57:09] @Leo Atlas: Building a campfire sounds like a good idea. [23:57:24] @Leo Atlas: (Quick, prototype him) [23:57:31] @Leo Atlas: (Why not) [23:57:50] @Sprite Tan: I'm going to go look for some wood, or something. [23:57:52] @Leo Atlas: (Then we can make a SheaFrostsprite) [23:57:54] • ~Umber St'ro being tall, pulls down dead branches [23:57:58] • @Sprite Tan goes and does the thing [23:58:01] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [23:58:02] @Leo Atlas: (No, Sheeah) [23:58:03] @Sprite Tan: (oh god) [23:58:03] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [23:58:09] • ~Lady Frost does whatever White Gurls in the woods do [23:58:31] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro pulls down a wasp's nest, and some branches. Tan found some fire wood, sweet!" [23:58:55] @Sprite Tan: Hell fucking yes. [23:58:59] @Sprite Tan: I got wood! [23:59:09] ~Nun Trace: "There are wasps in the wasp nest." [23:59:21] • @Sprite Tan takes the wood back [23:59:22] • ~Umber St'ro tries to bury the wasps nest since he can't be stung. [23:59:29] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [23:59:30] @Sprite Tan: (BEEEEE2) [23:59:35] ~Lady Frost: ...St'ro, are you okay over there? [23:59:39] @Leo Atlas: (DON'T EAT THE MIND HONEY) [23:59:45] ~Umber St'ro: no [23:59:54] ~Lady Frost: (Ok have fun) [23:59:55] • ~Umber St'ro football stars the wasp nest away from us [00:00:02] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [00:00:04] @Sprite Tan: St'ro do you need help. [00:00:21] ~Umber St'ro: no, stay back, there are wasps here. [00:00:40] @Sprite Tan: Uh, are you okay? [00:00:50] ~Lady Frost: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU ) [00:00:51] • @Leo Atlas (wonders if Leo is allergic to wasp stings) [00:01:05] ~Umber St'ro: Yeah, if I keep messing up at getting rid of them I'm just going to eat them. [00:01:07] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro, with his mighty bad knee, still does a pretty good imitation of what a football star looks like. But, since it is not a football, it breaks not very far away. The wasps are kinda dealt with, though." [00:01:25] • ~Umber St'ro tries to eat the remaining wasps. [00:01:41] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [00:01:52] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro uneventfully ate the wasps." [00:02:00] @Leo Atlas: (Aww) [00:02:15] • ~Umber St'ro brings the branches over to everyone else. [00:02:38] ~Lady Frost: Well, someone should start the fire now. [00:02:49] ~Umber St'ro: Doesn't leo have a tinder box or something? [00:02:58] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, yes, yes he does." [00:02:59] @Sprite Tan: ( http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/2013/01/oprahbees.gif ) [00:03:04] • @Leo Atlas attempts to use flint and steel to start a fire [00:03:09] @Leo Atlas: (I was going to try that) [00:03:30] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [00:03:41] ~Nun Trace: "Leo starts the fire after awhile of looking like an idiot." [00:04:07] @Leo Atlas: There's your fire [00:04:24] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Thanks, Leo. Service with a SMILE, too. [00:04:25] @Sprite Tan: Thanks leo. [00:04:31] @Leo Atlas: (e.e) [00:04:35] • @Sprite Tan goes and gets more wood for later. [00:04:41] ~Lady Frost: (get your own face) [00:04:41] ~Umber St'ro: Tan, want to help me break up these branches so they can actually be used? [00:04:49] ~Lady Frost: (I trademarked it) [00:04:56] @Leo Atlas: (Shaddap, it's not copy-righted) [00:05:22] @Leo Atlas: (Fine >.>) [00:05:23] ~Umber St'ro: (Shil is too young to be breaking up branches, he's only 30) [00:05:50] ~Umber St'ro: (Shil*) [00:05:59] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Oh, sure. [00:06:04] ~Nun Trace: "Shil goes." [00:06:07] ~Nun Trace: !dice 2- The max roll must be a number under 21 digits. [00:06:10] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 The max roll must be a number under 21 digits. [00:06:40] ~Nun Trace: "Tan finds two arm fulls of wood, which is pretty good for a half blind cripple sprite." The max roll must be a number under 21 digits. The max roll must be a number under 21 digits. The max roll must be a number under 21 digits. The max roll must be a number under 21 digits. [00:07:10] • ~Umber St'ro breaks branches with shil [00:07:22] ~Nun Trace: "This is a bonding moment." [00:07:47] ~Umber St'ro: (When you are next to me~) [00:07:54] • @Sprite Tan drops the wood on the pile [00:07:57] @Leo Atlas: (Fack) [00:08:01] ~Umber St'ro: (will last forever~) [00:08:04] @Leo Atlas: (I was dropped from the call) [00:08:23] ~Umber St'ro: (it looks like you're offline) [00:08:35] @Leo Atlas: (I know, my ipad diconnected from the internet) [00:08:39] ~Umber St'ro: (FOREVER TIL THE END OF TIME!~) [00:08:40] @Leo Atlas: (disconnected) [00:09:08] • ~Lady Frost tries to do the thing with the alchemy [00:09:15] ~Lady Frost: (for the glowy potion) [00:09:45] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [00:09:59] ~Nun Trace: "Frost made a pretty good glowly potion in a nice green color." [00:10:19] @Sprite Tan: Can I try being a potion master. [00:10:24] ~Lady Frost: (the nine was because she wanted it in purple) [00:10:30] ~Umber St'ro: (*tries to make love potion #9*) [00:10:44] ~Lady Frost: I don't have the proper experience to teach. [00:10:55] ~Lady Frost: Maybe after this nonsense is over you can take classes someday. [00:10:57] ~Nun Trace: Shil: And I don't have proper insurance to let her experiment. [00:11:00] ~Umber St'ro: (so we can inevitably use it to murder someone.) [00:11:16] @Sprite Tan: ( ) [00:12:21] • ~Lady Frost puts all her stuff away since done [00:12:22] ~Nun Trace: "A blue mist starts gently seeping around the camp sight. It probably isn't a good thing." [00:12:26] ~Nun Trace: *site [00:12:52] ~Lady Frost: That probably isn't a good thing [00:14:20] @Sprite Tan: Yep. [00:14:32] @Sprite Tan: We can't just go to sleep without something happening can we? [00:14:44] @Leo Atlas: Apparently not. [00:14:50] ~Nun Trace: Shil: No, doesn't appear so. I'm pretty much over sleep, though. [00:14:55] • @Leo Atlas goes to the edge of the mist. [00:15:02] @Sprite Tan: I'm still tired. [00:15:46] ~Umber St'ro: We could just leave. [00:15:51] ~Lady Frost: Let's discuss this when we aren't being possibly attacked. [00:16:11] ~Nun Trace: "Leo Atlas makes a very good decision. Nothing seems to be happening at the edge of the mist, though." [00:16:34] • @Leo Atlas picks up a stick and pokes the edge into the mist. [00:16:34] ~Umber St'ro: (how high off the ground does the mist rise? [00:16:37] ~Umber St'ro: )* [00:16:37] ~Lady Frost: Do you feel anything? [00:16:48] @Leo Atlas: Nothing yet. [00:17:01] • @Sprite Tan can tan see anything with her harpy eye [00:17:13] ~Nun Trace: "Nothing happens to the stick, except it fell from a tree and was manhandled by a warrior." [00:17:24] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [00:17:30] ~Nun Trace: "Yeah, blue mist." [00:17:32] • ~Umber St'ro prepares his new guard sword just in case [00:17:40] @Sprite Tan: I don't see anything other than mist. [00:17:52] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, nothing. [00:18:13] ~Lady Frost: So, what should we do? [00:18:27] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Poke it with sticks, apparently. [00:18:34] @Leo Atlas: (<.<) [00:18:39] @Leo Atlas: (He used to be cool) [00:18:47] ~Lady Frost: (ask the sass heart) [00:19:02] • @Leo Atlas taps his shield [00:19:17] ~Nun Trace: "Poy." [00:19:32] @Leo Atlas: Is this blue mist anything we should be worried about? [00:19:55] ~Nun Trace: "Yeah, probably." [00:20:03] ~Lady Frost: Do you know what it is? [00:20:19] ~Lady Frost: (you fucking sassy minimalist) [00:20:27] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, maybe your magic book will say something about it too. [00:20:31] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, yes, I have a fairly good idea." [00:20:40] @Leo Atlas: Why should we be worried about it? [00:20:41] ~Lady Frost: Tell us please [00:21:43] ~Nun Trace: "It is magic, but that much should be fairly obvious. What it does is probably going to be rather specific, but chances are it will be rather disorienting. Poy." [00:22:00] ~Umber St'ro: So we should stand close together. [00:22:09] • ~Umber St'ro gets towards the middle of the people [00:22:11] ~Lady Frost: It would probably be in our best interest to try and disperse it [00:22:41] @Leo Atlas: How can we do that, without attracting attention? [00:22:41] ~Nun Trace: "I would agree, poy." [00:22:51] ~Umber St'ro: well, I'll try to illusion these trees into a filter, as unlikely as that sounds to work. [00:22:54] • ~Umber St'ro tries [00:23:18] ~Lady Frost: (invalid you do know what illusion means right XD) [00:23:31] ~Lady Frost: (they'll LOOK like filters) [00:23:32] ~Nun Trace: "That is not what illusion means." [00:23:32] ~Umber St'ro: (that's how illusion works here) [00:23:44] ~Umber St'ro: (I illusioned a functioning penis) [00:23:47] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [00:24:00] ~Lady Frost: (we might as well rename this bullshit by now) [00:24:10] ~Nun Trace: "The trees do not actually make a filter around the party, but they do sure look like one." [00:24:10] ~Lady Frost: (this is fucking harry potter transfiguration or something) [00:24:24] ~Nun Trace: "The mist continues its slow creeping." [00:24:27] @Sprite Tan: Well. [00:24:34] ~Lady Frost: Well, I could give it ago if you all want to risk your lives. [00:24:37] ~Umber St'ro: (well, illusion shouldn't have hurt me when I turned into a pile of organs either) [00:24:48] • @Sprite Tan puts more wood on the fire in case the heat keeps the mysterious moisture away [00:24:54] @Leo Atlas: Black Heart, will you tell us how to disperse the mist with the current materials at our disposal? [00:24:56] ~Lady Frost: Any opinions on that? [00:25:19] ~Lady Frost: (you have a me with wind magic) [00:25:35] @Leo Atlas: (besides that) [00:25:40] ~Umber St'ro: (or fire, mention it in character) [00:25:49] @Leo Atlas: (And you aren't a material) [00:26:06] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, inhale it all until it's gone. Otherwise, I don't think it will be going away with what you have available. Wind might work, I've not known anyone careless enough to risk infecting a whole area." [00:26:20] ~Umber St'ro: (We also have you with the magic book, that I suggested you check) [00:27:40] • ~Lady Frost does the thing with the book [00:27:46] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [00:28:35] ~Nun Trace: "The book doesn't say anything about the mist. It's trying, it really is. Oh wait, there's something. It apparently is a very strong hallucinagin, and is not naturally occurring." [00:28:57] ~Lady Frost: Well, someone's trying to capture us I'd assume [00:29:13] ~Lady Frost: Would I prefer I not attempt anything? [00:29:20] ~Lady Frost: you* [00:29:23] ~Lady Frost: (shaddap) [00:29:29] @Leo Atlas: I don't think we have any other options. [00:29:29] ~Umber St'ro: (I thought you were role playing being high) [00:29:49] ~Lady Frost: (speak up you dumb asses) [00:29:53] ~Lady Frost: (before we die XD) [00:29:56] ~Umber St'ro: Shil, try to use healing to keep us all not high [00:30:02] ~Umber St'ro: that will work won't it? [00:30:06] @Sprite Tan: we aren't high yet. [00:30:19] ~Umber St'ro: So you think. [00:30:23] ~Lady Frost: Someone is going to come after us anyway [00:30:23] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Uh, I have no idea. I don't usually cure magical afflictions. [00:30:27] ~Lady Frost: He won't be able to do that forever [00:30:36] ~Lady Frost: We need to get rid of this first and foremost [00:30:39] ~Umber St'ro: Well, we're going to leave too, but wouldn't that help. [00:31:01] ~Umber St'ro: it's already settled that we're not getting rid of it [00:31:01] @Sprite Tan: First of all Frost can you use a magic? [00:31:03] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, I'm going to enjoy watching everyone go nuts. This should be enlightening." [00:31:18] ~Lady Frost: Well, if you don't have a problem with it I can try [00:31:44] @Sprite Tan: Keep a record of everything we say BH. I'm gonna laugh over this if we don't die. [00:31:47] ~Umber St'ro: I'll go off into the mist with you so shil won't be in danger. [00:32:13] ~Umber St'ro: And you can try to use magic to get rid of it. [00:32:23] ~Nun Trace: Shil: What if Frost loses it? [00:32:33] ~Lady Frost: Is everyone sure [00:32:39] ~Lady Frost: A concrete answer would be nice [00:32:39] @Sprite Tan: Can he cast the magic for here? [00:32:43] ~Umber St'ro: Then we're all about too anyway. [00:32:56] @Sprite Tan: Because I don't want frost high AND trying to cast magic. [00:33:01] ~Umber St'ro: Do we want another gravity worm? [00:33:05] ~Umber St'ro: right here. [00:33:07] ~Nun Trace: Shil: We don't have a lot of time to debate. [00:33:11] ~Nun Trace: Shil: St'ro is right. [00:33:15] ~Lady Frost: (we would have huffed all of it by now) [00:33:26] ~Nun Trace: (Talking is a free action.) [00:33:50] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I vote for St'ro's plan. [00:33:57] ~Lady Frost: (which was?) [00:34:13] ~Umber St'ro: (St'ro and Frost go into the mist, Frost casts spells) [00:34:27] ~Umber St'ro: (the buddy system) [00:34:33] ~Lady Frost: It's a hallucinogen. And there's someone out there after us. [00:34:47] @Leo Atlas: I also vote for St'ro's plan [00:34:52] ~Umber St'ro: okay, you're right, we should sit here and wait for them instead. [00:34:59] @Sprite Tan: Okay let's just do St'ro's thing [00:35:10] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Four to one, come on, Lady Frost. [00:35:22] ~Lady Frost: (I didn't say we should do nothing you jackasses XD) [00:35:27] ~Lady Frost: (I wanted to cast it where we were) [00:35:41] ~Lady Frost: (I already did) [00:35:45] ~Lady Frost: (no one answered me) [00:35:54] ~Umber St'ro: (okay, but the reason I didn't want to do that was so Shil wouldn't die forever) [00:36:14] ~Lady Frost: Let's just get whatever this is over with [00:36:51] • ~Umber St'ro goes [00:37:02] • ~Lady Frost pulls her cloak over her mouth and goes [00:37:19] ~Umber St'ro: I'm a bug, maybe it won't affect me. [00:37:40] ~Nun Trace: "The two person party delves into the thick blue mist. Shit is really starting to get weird and pretty trippy. Details on that coming soon to a PM box near you." [00:38:13] • @Sprite Tan chills out by the fire [00:38:16] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, if you see anything weird, say it out loud, communication will help. I'll do the same. [00:38:17] ~Lady Frost: (if this fucks us over I am I told you soing SO hard) [00:38:25] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) "You are fairly confident it is raining money all over this forest. Also, the five keys seem to be right over that small looking ledge, just hovering there." [00:38:48] @Leo Atlas: (At least plot is happening) [00:38:53] ~Umber St'ro: Okay, we might be on a cliff or something, holy shit [00:39:01] ~Umber St'ro: There's money everywhere [00:39:08] ~Lady Frost: I'm fairly certain none of this is happening. [00:39:27] ~Lady Frost: Well, we're surrounded. Whcih actually is probable [00:39:31] ~Umber St'ro: Wait, what's money? [00:39:32] ~Nun Trace: "Balls are being tripped." [00:39:49] ~Lady Frost: I think it would be best if I did something now. Don't you? [00:40:02] ~Umber St'ro: Okay, just assume the Enemies are the mist [00:40:07] ~Umber St'ro: and they're weak to wind [00:40:07] &steel dragons: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) hey Invalid, hows it going? [00:40:16] ~Lady Frost: Whatever [00:40:20] • ~Lady Frost does the thing with the wind [00:40:38] ~Umber St'ro: This wind is going to look so weird [00:41:07] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [00:41:11] ~Lady Frost: (shit) [00:41:22] ~Lady Frost: (Well, it's better than a one?) [00:41:23] ~Nun Trace: "Whoooooosh. Cool sounds, man. That's neato." [00:41:28] ~Umber St'ro: Okay, maybe fire will help? [00:41:31] &steel dragons: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) ... [00:41:34] @Sprite Tan: Oh man, I am seeing soup. Damn, that looks nice. [00:41:36] ~Umber St'ro: also, I'm going to try to feel this gold [00:41:41] ~Umber St'ro: it might be real [00:41:43] @Leo Atlas: Um Tan [00:41:45] • ~Umber St'ro picks some up [00:41:48] @Sprite Tan: what? [00:41:49] @Leo Atlas: I see Brea. [00:41:49] • ~Lady Frost tries more wind? [00:41:50] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to &steel dragons) RPing [00:41:57] @Leo Atlas: Not far fro mcamp. [00:41:59] ~Lady Frost: (please?) [00:42:09] ~Nun Trace: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) "It is so totally real. You can feel it. You're rich. You could Truck all this adventure shit and just go, you're set." [00:42:11] ~Umber St'ro: You can do that if you want, I was just thinking maybe fire would work too. [00:42:20] @Sprite Tan: Oh shit man, that's sad man. Wait, hallucinogens. Okay, probably an illusion. [00:42:24] @Sprite Tan: Probably. [00:42:27] @Leo Atlas: I'm gonna look for her [00:42:31] ~Lady Frost: (since the fire at the camp didn't work, probs not) [00:42:32] @Sprite Tan: Like this soup is probably. [00:42:34] @Leo Atlas: I'm sure she's there [00:42:36] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [00:42:39] @Sprite Tan: Want me to come with? [00:42:43] ~Lady Frost: (fml) [00:42:50] ~Nun Trace: "The wind is probably actually making this worse." [00:42:52] @Leo Atlas: Sure. [00:42:57] ~Lady Frost: (what?!) [00:43:03] ~Lady Frost: Well, I'm out of ideas [00:43:05] @Sprite Tan: Alrightly. [00:43:07] ~Lady Frost: and they're getting closer [00:43:15] • @Leo Atlas wanders east [00:43:23] • @Sprite Tan wanders with him. [00:43:24] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, there's this stuff everywhere, maybe the wind needs to come from far away, would you be able to do it like that? [00:43:33] ~Lady Frost: i can try? [00:43:35] • ~Lady Frost tries [00:43:52] &steel dragons: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) ok [00:44:11] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [00:44:18] @Leo Atlas: She's right over that hill [00:44:21] • @Leo Atlas points [00:44:26] @Leo Atlas: C'mon tan [00:44:28] ~Lady Frost: (she's dead) [00:44:30] ~Umber St'ro: This stuff is stuff, and I can illusion stuff, I'm going to turn it into air! [00:44:32] &steel dragons: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) just wanted to say that I'm not dead, that I've had a lot of stuff on my plate recently, and that I just had a hernia surgery today, so I'm in a fair amount of pain [00:44:35] • ~Umber St'ro illusions [00:44:40] @Sprite Tan: I'm coming, I'm coming. [00:44:43] • @Leo Atlas goes [00:44:48] ~Nun Trace: "The mist dissipates slightly, it's starting to thin. With Frost's wind making it better, for once." [00:44:54] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [00:44:56] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to &steel dragons) oh, good luck [00:45:05] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to &steel dragons) We were wondering about you. [00:45:11] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro 'illusions' it into air. Now it is invisible, but still there." [00:45:12] • ~Lady Frost aims a spell at the 'enemies' [00:45:24] &steel dragons: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) thanks, and I should be on more now [00:45:40] ~Umber St'ro: Wait, if the enemies are real, I won't be able to walk through them [00:45:44] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [00:45:45] ~Umber St'ro: Frost tell me where they are. [00:45:53] ~Lady Frost: (what the shit) [00:45:55] &steel dragons: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) I'll probably cast my vote in the next few days (and probably get blasted by Kingtrace for one of my votes) [00:45:58] ~Nun Trace: "Leo and Tan fall down into what is pretty clearly a deep ditch." [00:46:11] @Leo Atlas: Owwww [00:46:12] @Sprite Tan: Ow Truck ouch Leo we fucked up. [00:46:25] &steel dragons: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) I'm not saying that I'm purposely going to make weird votes, ut it just seems to happen a lot [00:46:27] &steel dragons: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) *but [00:46:31] ~Umber St'ro: ("Right there" will suffice) [00:46:38] @Sprite Tan: Holy Truck! [00:46:39] @Leo Atlas: Yeah, maybe [00:46:41] ~Lady Frost: 9I'm waiting for the thing to happen with the roll) [00:46:42] @Leo Atlas: What? [00:46:46] @Sprite Tan: WHAT? [00:46:46] @Leo Atlas: What is it tan? [00:46:59] ~Lady Frost: (you never did the results of me magicing) [00:47:00] @Sprite Tan: Fucking, my bro's head right there what the Truck!? [00:47:12] @Leo Atlas: No way! [00:47:15] @Leo Atlas: Where? [00:47:20] • @Sprite Tan points [00:47:29] @Sprite Tan: Like there, right there, christ! [00:47:43] @Leo Atlas: I don't see it [00:47:58] • ~Lady Frost does the thing with the magic at the foes [00:47:58] @Sprite Tan: Y-you don't? You're sure? [00:48:03] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [00:48:06] ~Lady Frost: 9YUS) [00:48:24] @Leo Atlas: Yes, I'm sure. [00:48:39] @Leo Atlas: Don't worry, he's fine [00:48:47] @Leo Atlas: We should get out of this ditch [00:48:50] ~Umber St'ro: (420 Yolo Swag) [00:48:52] @Sprite Tan: Okay, okay. Yeah we should. [00:49:02] @Sprite Tan: (Blaze it motherfuckers) [00:49:08] ~Nun Trace: "An explosion resounds from Frost's spell and some shit is blown up. [00:49:13] ~Lady Frost: I'm pretty sure they're fake [00:49:17] • @Sprite Tan attempts to climb out [00:49:18] ~Lady Frost: Because they're still here [00:49:30] ~Lady Frost: What do you recommend we do now? [00:49:41] • @Leo Atlas climbs out of the ditch [00:49:42] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [00:49:44] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [00:49:52] ~Nun Trace: "Tan's out, Leo isn't." [00:49:58] @Leo Atlas: Tan halp [00:50:02] • @Leo Atlas tries again [00:50:04] ~Umber St'ro: More wind, it might eventually work. [00:50:07] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [00:50:07] • @Sprite Tan halps [00:50:22] @Leo Atlas: (Yey) [00:50:25] ~Nun Trace: "The combined effort is touching, you are out of the ditch." [00:50:26] ~Lady Frost: Also I'm fairly sure whoever is responsible is going to come to this location now [00:50:30] ~Lady Frost: so we should get moving first [00:50:41] ~Umber St'ro: alright, lead the way. [00:50:45] @Sprite Tan: We did it! [00:50:49] • ~Lady Frost goes [00:50:49] • ~Umber St'ro goes [00:50:57] @Leo Atlas: Woo [00:51:02] ~Umber St'ro: (back to camp would be good) [00:51:07] @Leo Atlas: We should find Frost and St'ro [00:51:19] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, yeah we should [00:51:28] • @Sprite Tan looks for st'ro and frost [00:51:31] ~Nun Trace: "The high as balls party reconvenes at the camp." [00:51:50] ~Umber St'ro: Okay, that didn't work, is everyone here? [00:51:56] @Sprite Tan: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. [00:51:58] @Leo Atlas: I think so [00:52:01] • ~Lady Frost looks to see if the campfire had an effect on anything [00:52:14] @Leo Atlas: WHAT [00:52:17] ~Nun Trace: "No, it didn't." [00:52:20] @Leo Atlas: OH GODS [00:52:21] @Sprite Tan: What? [00:52:25] @Sprite Tan: What!? [00:52:26] @Leo Atlas: BLACK HEART [00:52:29] ~Nun Trace: "The mist is fading gradually, the source is weakening." [00:52:30] • @Leo Atlas points [00:52:39] ~Nun Trace: "Poy?" [00:52:43] @Sprite Tan: Uh there's nothing there? [00:52:50] ~Umber St'ro: This might be a good spot to stay, how much attention have we drawn here? [00:52:51] ~Lady Frost: Should i try again? Now that it's dissipating? [00:52:58] @Leo Atlas: No, that's a fully formed black Heart [00:53:01] @Leo Atlas: I think... [00:53:03] ~Lady Frost: (Or do you all fear death) [00:53:04] ~Nun Trace: "As usual, no one else can see whatever the Truck it is Leo is raving about." [00:53:06] @Sprite Tan: Sure gal, try your heart out. [00:53:16] @Leo Atlas: (Go for it ) [00:53:19] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Kinda fearing death a little less right now. [00:53:20] @Sprite Tan: Dude Leo we don't see shit. [00:53:24] • ~Lady Frost shrugs [00:53:28] • ~Lady Frost does the thing! [00:53:31] ~Umber St'ro: He's still in the shield, aren't you black heart? [00:53:44] ~Nun Trace: "Poy, well, technically not IN the shield, but yes." [00:53:49] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [00:54:00] ~Lady Frost: (I can live with that) [00:54:05] ~Lady Frost: (badum tss) [00:54:18] @Leo Atlas: Hmm [00:54:20] ~Umber St'ro: No Shil [00:54:30] @Sprite Tan: What? [00:54:40] ~Umber St'ro: He said he was fearing death less [00:54:42] ~Nun Trace: "Whooooosh! This time with feeling. Most of the blue dust is gone, and no one died! This actually worked out okay, everyone gradually stops tripping balls and regrips reality" [00:54:49] ~Umber St'ro: obviously he's confused or something. [00:54:54] ~Lady Frost: Well, that was a close one [00:54:58] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Why ever would that be? [00:55:00] ~Lady Frost: We should probably get out of here [00:55:04] ~Umber St'ro: What's going on shil? [00:55:08] ~Lady Frost: Before they try again? [00:55:20] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I was fairly confident I had just reformed like you guys do. [00:55:26] @Leo Atlas: Ugh.. [00:55:29] ~Umber St'ro: No one saw that. [00:55:30] @Leo Atlas: My head hurts [00:55:39] ~Umber St'ro: You must have been affected by this mist [00:55:42] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, I was starting to think that was the case. [00:55:47] ~Lady Frost: We need to get out of here people [00:55:50] ~Lady Frost: There's someone after us [00:55:52] @Sprite Tan: Okay okay okay, so we just walk out in a group and if we see something we double check with other people right? [00:56:03] ~Umber St'ro: Yeah [00:56:05] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, sounds like a plan. [00:56:09] • ~Lady Frost does the thing with the leaving [00:56:24] • @Sprite Tan also does the thing [00:56:26] • ~Umber St'ro leaves and drags shil in case he thinks he can go die or something. [00:57:28] • @Leo Atlas mimics his cohorts and does the leaving [00:58:18] ~Nun Trace: "Everyone does the thing with the leaving and works their way out of the forest. There is a very, very large bird sitting on a rock. He is very angry looking, and very blue. He has several scrolls and other doodads on his back." [00:58:31] @Sprite Tan: Does other people see the bird? [00:58:35] ~Lady Frost: Wow [00:58:38] @Leo Atlas: Yes, that is a bird. [00:58:49] @Sprite Tan: Hell fucking yes we arent hallucinating that. [00:59:18] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I see the bird. [00:59:50] ~Lady Frost: It used magic on us? [01:00:01] @Sprite Tan: Magical birds. [01:00:06] ~Nun Trace: Shil: That's possible, someone probably put it on the scrolls for him. [01:00:13] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Or her? [01:00:21] ~Umber St'ro: Well, we found it, I think we should fight it. [01:00:22] • ~Lady Frost wants the scrolls [01:00:41] @Sprite Tan: while high? what if we hit each other? [01:00:55] ~Nun Trace: "The bird shakes lightly. It looks like it's laughing at that thought." [01:00:56] @Leo Atlas: Are we still high? [01:01:02] ~Umber St'ro: We'll hit the bird, I think if it controlled what we saw, we'd have seen the same thing by now. [01:01:22] ~Lady Frost: Well, this thing clearly isn't normal. we shouldn't underestimate it. [01:01:24] ~Nun Trace: Shil: I'll just do the white mage thing, then. [01:02:08] • @Sprite Tan tries to do the stabbing thing on the bird [01:02:19] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [01:02:21] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [01:02:24] ~Lady Frost: (good job) [01:02:29] • ~Umber St'ro illusions all kinds of trippy stuff to confuse the bird. [01:02:53] ~Nun Trace: "The bird vanishes into a fine mist, leaving several feathers behind. It is still here, for the record." [01:02:55] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [01:02:57] • ~Lady Frost tries to strike the bird with lightning [01:03:02] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 12 [01:03:27] • @Leo Atlas slashes at the bird [01:03:42] ~Lady Frost: (IF ANYONE WRECKS THOSE SCROLLS I KEEL YOU) [01:03:50] ~Umber St'ro: Guys, it might not be in the same spot, listen for wing flapping. [01:03:53] ~Nun Trace: "The trippy stuff successful lures the bird out, and Frost grazes it with lightning. The bird once again vanishes for now. Also, St'ro made shit weird again. [01:04:03] ~Nun Trace: (Sorry, Leo, I can't roll for that.) [01:04:28] ~Lady Frost: If it escapes, it will surely use that mist again [01:04:36] ~Lady Frost: We have to catch it and kill it quickly [01:04:39] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [01:04:42] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [01:05:20] • ~Umber St'ro illusions as many percy-esque things as possible. [01:05:32] @Leo Atlas: (Oh well) [01:05:32] ~Nun Trace: "The bird unleashes a powerful spell in the area, which has produced a very large dragon made of clouds of blue mist. Ruh-roh." [01:05:34] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [01:05:50] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, this would be a good time for wind. [01:05:53] ~Nun Trace: "Percy 3 appears! He's not the big, or useful, but he's damn cute!" [01:05:58] • ~Lady Frost tries to disperse the clouds the dragon is made of with wind [01:06:09] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [01:06:11] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 12 [01:06:15] ~Lady Frost: (uuuuuugh fak) [01:06:19] ~Lady Frost: (our luck is shit today) [01:06:22] ~Umber St'ro: for the record, I see a dragon made of mist. [01:06:31] @Sprite Tan: uh, me too. SHit. [01:06:45] @Leo Atlas: Yeah [01:06:48] ~Nun Trace: "White gurl magic wasn't strong enough for this, and the dragon charges at Frost, vanishing without doing any evident harm." [01:06:59] @Leo Atlas: (Why do we only get decent rolls when we try to attack each other?) [01:07:00] ~Lady Frost: ugh, it's just another stupid trick [01:07:10] ~Umber St'ro: Okay, Frost might be super high right now [01:07:25] ~Lady Frost: (wut) [01:07:41] ~Lady Frost: Great..... [01:07:45] ~Umber St'ro: (that was a puff of concentrated hallucinogens that just charged you. [01:07:47] @Sprite Tan: Yeah... [01:07:47] ~Lady Frost: Hello? Everyone? [01:07:47] ~Umber St'ro: )* [01:07:53] @Leo Atlas: Still here [01:07:57] @Sprite Tan: Hello Frost. [01:07:57] ~Lady Frost: Anyone? [01:08:00] @Sprite Tan: Truck. [01:08:00] ~Lady Frost: Hey! [01:08:06] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, she's trippin'. [01:08:09] • ~Umber St'ro waves at frost [01:08:10] ~Lady Frost: Ugh....maybe? [01:08:14] • ~Lady Frost tries to make rain [01:08:14] @Sprite Tan: He's tripping hard. [01:08:19] @Sprite Tan: (*she's) [01:08:20] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [01:08:23] ~Lady Frost: (I'll see what is and isn't wet?) [01:08:28] ~Lady Frost: (worth a shot XD) [01:08:36] ~Nun Trace: "It is now raining hard, which is FUN!" [01:08:42] @Sprite Tan: Oh my fucking god why. [01:08:45] ~Umber St'ro: that's good. [01:08:46] @Leo Atlas: What [01:08:56] ~Lady Frost: Well, none of you are real [01:09:00] • ~Umber St'ro sings in the rain, while also illusioning more trippy stuff [01:09:05] ~Lady Frost: Uh, help guys? [01:09:07] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [01:09:18] @Leo Atlas: (Is the bird flying?) [01:09:23] ~Umber St'ro: what? [01:09:27] @Leo Atlas: (Truck WE DON'T HAVE AN ARCHER) [01:09:30] • @Sprite Tan tries to see where the bird is with her special eye [01:09:34] • ~Umber St'ro looks to see if the rain is going through everyone. [01:09:37] @Leo Atlas: (THIS IS JUST LIKE THE DRAGON) [01:09:38] ~Nun Trace: "Laser light show! But nothing is happening... And the bird must be around here something." [01:09:45] ~Nun Trace: !dice Random number (1 - 6): 1 [01:09:47] @Leo Atlas: (WE CAN'T HIT IT) [01:09:50] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [01:09:51] • ~Lady Frost sits on the ground and does nothing, eyes closed [01:09:53] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 16 [01:10:11] ~Lady Frost: I'm hoping you're all still here [01:10:18] • @Leo Atlas shakes Frost, while saying "Wake up" [01:10:20] ~Lady Frost: And that you won't let anything try to kill me? [01:10:42] ~Nun Trace: "Umber St'ro discovers the rain is real. Tan discovers that her harpy eye is causing her a massive headace." [01:11:02] ~Lady Frost: Oh god please don't be something trying to kill me [01:11:03] @Sprite Tan: ugh, my eye's giving me a shitty Nas headache. [01:11:13] ~Nun Trace: "The bird is sick of flying in the rain, and lands not far from the party." [01:11:17] ~Umber St'ro: We should run, Frost, can you hear me? [01:11:20] ~Lady Frost: Whoever that is stop, it's not helping! [01:11:25] • @Leo Atlas stops [01:11:27] • @Sprite Tan charges at the bird and slashes at it [01:11:33] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 7 [01:11:35] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 7 [01:11:37] • @Leo Atlas follows Tan's example and attacks the bird [01:11:41] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 12 [01:11:45] ~Nun Trace: !20 [01:11:48] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [01:11:56] ~Lady Frost: If you all decide to move, just carry me or something [01:12:05] • ~Umber St'ro illusions a bigger bird with a bigger thing of spells to scare the bird. [01:12:07] ~Lady Frost: I'll uh, be here. I guess? [01:12:20] ~Lady Frost: Also those scrolls would be nice to have [01:12:26] ~Lady Frost: Please keep that in mind. [01:12:37] ~Nun Trace: "Tan and the bird have a clash of WILLS, talons and blades, that ends in mutual respect. Then Leo cuts off a wing. Neat." [01:12:40] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 17 [01:12:55] ~Lady Frost: Are we winning? [01:12:55] @Leo Atlas: (Nice Invalid) [01:12:57] ~Nun Trace: "The bird is indimitated by his older brother, Taka-san." [01:13:00] ~Lady Frost: I don't know why I asked that [01:13:01] ~Nun Trace: "He is not moving." [01:13:07] ~Lady Frost: I can't hear anyone.... [01:13:09] • @Leo Atlas slashes at his other wing [01:13:26] ~Lady Frost: They all probably just left me here unguarded.... [01:13:26] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [01:13:28] • @Sprite Tan stabbitys the bird [01:13:30] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [01:13:33] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [01:13:42] ~Nun Trace: "Frost is coming out of it." [01:13:47] • ~Umber St'ro grabs the scrolls and goes to frost [01:14:13] ~Lady Frost: uh? [01:14:18] • ~Lady Frost blinks a few times [01:14:36] ~Nun Trace: "Leo loses his sword and gets pecked in the face hard for his trouble. He is bleeding heavily. Tan, on the other hand, does the stabbity. There is one less magic bird in the world." [01:14:54] @Sprite Tan: Shil, heal Leo dude! [01:14:55] @Leo Atlas: Ow! [01:14:59] ~Nun Trace: Shil: On it! [01:15:14] • ~Lady Frost is still being an incapacitated white gurl until further notice? [01:15:19] ~Lady Frost: (am I fully out of it yet?) [01:15:21] ~Nun Trace: "Shil goes and starts fixing Leo. He'll have a badass scar on his nose forever, but he'll live." [01:15:25] • @Sprite Tan goes and pokes frost [01:15:31] @Leo Atlas: (Yay, another scar) [01:15:33] ~Nun Trace: "You're pretty much awake." [01:15:38] ~Lady Frost: Oh [01:15:41] ~Lady Frost: It's you [01:15:43] ~Lady Frost: Did we win? [01:15:46] @Sprite Tan: yep. [01:15:49] @Leo Atlas: Thanks Shil [01:15:57] ~Lady Frost: Did anyone grab those scrolls? [01:15:59] @Sprite Tan: I did the stabbing thing, Leo got hurt, but he's fine now. [01:16:02] @Sprite Tan: Uh, not yet [01:16:03] ~Nun Trace: Shil: No problem. It's literally why I'm here. [01:16:05] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) hi [01:16:05] ~Lady Frost: I would very much like to see them. [01:16:08] ~Umber St'ro: Tan, you should probably check the bird for stuff. [01:16:15] ~Umber St'ro: Frost, I have the scrolls [01:16:18] • ~Umber St'ro presents them. [01:16:21] ~Lady Frost: Oh, perfect [01:16:24] • ~Lady Frost has a look see [01:16:31] • @Leo Atlas checks the monster for other useful things [01:16:32] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to nCrypt) hi [01:16:44] ~Nun Trace: "There are four scrolls. Three are obviously on spell paper and one is one regular letter paper." [01:16:53] ~Nun Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [01:16:55] • ~Lady Frost reads em all [01:17:02] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) are you interested in getting more users here.? [01:17:02] • @Sprite Tan checks the area for anything of note [01:17:08] ~Lady Frost: (or at least skims) [01:17:17] ~Nun Trace: "It has a collar that might help find the owner, but nothing else besides the scrolls." [01:17:32] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to nCrypt) I'm going to let you in on a secret, The admins here actually talk to eachother. [01:17:34] @Leo Atlas: (Man. Was that a boss?) [01:17:40] • @Leo Atlas examines the collar [01:17:54] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) XD [01:17:56] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) hehe [01:18:00] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) so are you.? [01:18:16] ~Nun Trace: "The scrolls have magic for making the Trippy Mist, magic for Puff the Magic Dragon, a scroll that was apparently for animals to change form, and a letter from someone who didn't sign it talking about what to do if you killed the bird." [01:18:34] • ~Lady Frost reads the letter [01:18:35] ~Nun Trace: (Not really, more of a sub boss.) [01:18:45] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to nCrypt) If you want to make a league make one. We aren't interested in holding your hand, if it's successful, then we'll have something to talk about. [01:19:03] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) im saying league [01:19:07] @Leo Atlas: (Ok, cool) [01:19:10] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) in the lobby [01:19:16] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to nCrypt) yeah, do it. [01:19:17] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) a sever league [01:19:24] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to nCrypt) no, an nCrypt league. [01:19:35] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) .... [01:19:46] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) i was saying a league in this server [01:19:51] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to nCrypt) do it then. [01:19:51] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) in the lobby [01:19:54] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to nCrypt) that's fine. [01:20:05] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) i will need & or @ HERE [01:20:05] @Sprite Tan: I kind of want to flood a camp of the Dark Lord's with that mist though. [01:20:09] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) HERE [01:20:10] ~Umber St'ro: (Private to nCrypt) good luck [01:20:11] @Sprite Tan: Just for shits and giggles. [01:20:16] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) thnk you [01:20:18] nCrypt: (Private to ~Umber St'ro) well nCrypt was warned by Umber St'ro. [01:20:49] ~Nun Trace: "Good time of day, various enemies of the Dark Lord. My name is not important, but obviously this letter is. You got this by killling my bird, stealing it from him is really unlikely to be the case. I'm one of the generals, and I'm not all too mad about losing Taka-chan. This was kind of just to see where you were and what you're made of, and since you're reading this, I'm probably impressed. I'll see you very soon." [01:21:35] ~Lady Frost: Lovely [01:21:38] ~Umber St'ro: Alright, bigger bird, stay on the perch and pretend to be the normal bird. [01:21:43] ~Umber St'ro: we're leaving. [01:22:00] @Leo Atlas: (Can I assume Frost read that out loud?) [01:22:03] • ~Lady Frost stashes all three scrolls away for later [01:22:05] ~Lady Frost: (yes) [01:22:17] ~Nun Trace: "The bigger bird complies, but won't be here forever." [01:22:19] @Leo Atlas: Well. [01:22:32] ~Lady Frost: Well, if we want to avoid a confrontation with this man [01:22:39] ~Lady Frost: Now would be the time if you wanted to go into the mines [01:22:46] ~Umber St'ro: You're a very good bird, I hope you enjoy your time here. [01:22:51] ~Lady Frost: There will hopefully be less people there at night [01:22:51] @Sprite Tan: Ehhhhh, can we just sleep? [01:22:55] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Yeah, I think caves are a good idea. More adventures. [01:23:00] ~Nun Trace: Shil: Woo. [01:23:15] ~Umber St'ro: there's an entrance to the mines near here? [01:23:16] ~Nun Trace: "The bird winks. If he had a monecle, he would've done the thing." [01:23:25] ~Lady Frost: (Yes?) [01:25:38] ~Nun Trace: (Paused.) [01:26:27] ~Lady Frost: Yes
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| | Subject: Re: Fantasy Dark Lord Tue Jun 03, 2014 7:30 pm | |
| - The one with rick and the gang getting lost in a mine:
[16:15:45] ~Invalid: Okay, here I am
[16:15:50] ~Frost: ()
[16:15:57] @Sprite Tan: (you dumb)
[16:16:27] ~Empress Trace: (Alright, so we killed the Dark Lord and saved the day last time, right?)
[16:16:27] ~Frost: (dafuk happened to frt?)
[16:16:28] ~Invalid: (God damn it Frost, you and your fucking intelligence.)
[16:16:35] @Sprite Tan: (broke apparently)
[16:16:46] ~Invalid: (it's /mnt now)
[16:16:52] ~Frost: Well how am I supposed to put lady in front of my name now?
(Gnomestuck (・_・ヾ changed their name to Leo Atlas(imp) by using /mynameto or /mnt.)
[16:16:57] @Sprite Tan: ()
(Empress Trace changed their name to Empress Trace, RM(imp) by using /mynameto or /mnt.)
(Invalid changed their name to Umber St'ro(imp) by using /mynameto or /mnt.)
(Frost changed their name to Frost, Lady Frost(imp) by using /mynameto or /mnt.)
(Empress Trace, RM(imp) changed their name to RM(imp) by using /mynameto or /mnt.)
[16:17:09] ~Frost, Lady Frost(imp): Wait)
[16:17:12] ~Frost, Lady Frost(imp): (I fucked up)
[16:17:18] ~RM(imp): (I did it, too.)
(Frost changed their name to Lady Frost(imp) by using /mynameto or /mnt.)
[16:17:43] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (The name's Frost, Lady Frost.\)
[16:17:45] @Sprite Tan: (I like things stirred, not shaken)
[16:17:48] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Well this is objectively worse)
[16:17:59] ~RM(imp): (No, if it was the same we'd be closed.)
[16:18:00] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I like this color better though)
[16:18:03] ~RM(imp): (By Zarel.)
[16:18:04] @Sprite Tan: (yep, rest in pieces bitches)
[16:18:10] ~RM(imp): (So this is objectively better.)
[16:18:23] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I guueeeessss)
[16:18:30] ~RM(imp): (Alright, what's going on?)
[16:18:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Now it looks like we're all Imps)
[16:18:32] @Sprite Tan: (oooooooookay where were we)
[16:18:33] @Leo Atlas(imp): (is it possible to remove the imp?)
[16:18:37] ~RM(imp): (I have no idea where we were.)
[16:18:47] ~RM(imp): (The only reason this command still exists is the imps.)
[16:18:49] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (No, the IMP is there for a reason.)
[16:18:59] ~Lady Frost(imp): (We were in the White Gurl mines)
[16:19:07] @Sprite Tan: (oh yeah)
[16:19:11] ~Lady Frost(imp): (avoid fights with generals like winners)
[16:19:26] @Leo Atlas(imp): (and we killed the bird thing)
[16:19:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): (And I was giving Trace instructions since I conceptualized the place for my RP)
[16:19:53] ~RM(imp): (I'm in the RP thread now sorting shit out.)
[16:20:14] @Sprite Tan: (ok)
[16:20:32] @Sprite Tan: (420 blaze it)
[16:20:33] ~RM(imp): (We forgot to add the last set of logs.)
[16:21:03] ~RM(imp): (But Sprite's baby momma was abandoned and you're hiding in Lille's mines.)
[16:21:07] @Sprite Tan: ("you are very sexy we will ride you hard into the void of space")
[16:21:09] ~RM(imp): (That I remember.)
[16:21:39] @Sprite Tan: (we were avoiding people like pros i think)
[16:22:02] @Sprite Tan: (while in the mines)
[16:22:14] @Leo Atlas(imp): (yeah)
[16:23:00] ~RM(imp): "Last time on Dusty Old Fantasy, the party was preparing to delve into the mines of Lille, a magical mine near the town that Lady Frost doesn't live in. The party is on the run from the mysetious owner of the poor, innocent, evil bird they just slayed, and still looking for the five items to open the physical gates of D20."
[16:23:08] ~RM(imp): (There.)
[16:23:14] ~RM(imp): (That seems to be correct.)
[16:23:44] @Sprite Tan: (alright we ready)
[16:23:49] ~RM(imp): "Oh, wait, there are workers in front of you that have not detected you."
[16:23:53] ~RM(imp): "My sources tell me."
[16:24:06] ~Lady Frost(imp): (We were last deciding about how to deal with them. Aka bickering about it0
[16:24:07] ~RM(imp): "So keep that in MINE. Geddit?"
[16:24:14] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Boo.)
[16:24:19] @Sprite Tan: (booo)
[16:25:02] ~RM(imp): (Whatever, just resolved your problems.)
[16:25:08] • @Sprite Tan whispers
[16:25:09] ~RM(imp): (But be sure to argue about it still.)
[16:25:16] @Sprite Tan: So, what do we do about these guys?
[16:25:39] ~Lady Frost(imp): We're definitely suspicious. They wouldn't take lightly to seeing us here.
[16:26:00] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Am I in disguise, I have a feeling I'm in disguise, someone tell me.
[16:26:20] ~Lady Frost(imp): (uuhhhh roll for it?)
[16:26:30] ~RM(imp): Shil nods. "So, should we sneak or have St'ro work his unique talents? Or Leo. Randomly chopping up folks seems to be a good hobby of his."
[16:26:52] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) tries to be a mine worker by illusionyness.
[16:26:58] ~RM(imp): !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[16:27:02] @Sprite Tan: (HA)
[16:27:03] ~Lady Frost(imp): They're mages, by the way. They extract materials via magic.
[16:27:05] ~Lady Frost(imp): (wow.)
[16:27:17] @Sprite Tan: (yep)
[16:27:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): Because it's a magical mine and...such
[16:27:35] ~RM(imp): (I rolled for double privately due to dumb command, you didn't get it."
[16:27:36] ~RM(imp): )
[16:27:59] ~Lady Frost(imp): (balls.)
[16:28:22] ~RM(imp): Magically, illusionly, Umber St'ro turns into an exact replica of a mine worker that happens not to be here at this time. What a stroke of luck!
[16:28:25] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (I'll fix double rolls eventually, there's a lot to work on)
[16:28:45] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well, that's great, St'ro
[16:28:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): But the odds of him having a twin are not in our favor.
[16:29:03] ~Lady Frost(imp): (oh wai tfuck0
[16:29:05] ~Lady Frost(imp): (NOT HERE)
[16:29:09] @Sprite Tan: (HAHA EAT SHIT)
[16:29:09] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I can't read ignore that)
[16:29:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Sorry I'm distracted @.@)
[16:29:25] ~Lady Frost(imp): (People are bugging me)
[16:29:27] @Sprite Tan: (BY THE WAY THE COMMISION IS DONE FROST)
[16:29:38] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I don't think this is the place to talk about this)
[16:29:55] @Sprite Tan: (ok)
[16:29:59] ~Lady Frost(imp): Okay. So one of us looks the part. Where do we go from here?
[16:30:01] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, here's the plan, you all got lost and I'm leading you back out of the mines. You didn't come in on purpose, you were chases by a huge rat and you're all terrified of huge rats so you didn't realize you were running into the mines.
[16:30:12] @Sprite Tan: Sweet.
[16:30:17] @Leo Atlas(imp): Sounds good
[16:30:24] ~RM(imp): Shil clears his throat. "The door was locked on the way in."
[16:30:38] ~RM(imp): "How did we get lost in here if the door was closed?"
[16:30:49] ~Lady Frost(imp): He left it open by mistake.
[16:30:50] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Someone else must have blown it open.
[16:30:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): That's not possible.
[16:31:09] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I'll tell them to get on fixing that door.
[16:31:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): I can assure you of that much.
[16:31:17] ~RM(imp): Shil shrugs. "Alright, I'm willing to go with that."
[16:31:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Invalid the doors are magimacal remember @.@)
[16:31:27] • @Sprite Tan dramatically "Oh no, there could be bad people in the mines"
[16:31:31] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (and you're the only mage in the world)
[16:31:31] ~RM(imp): (*Mathmatical)
[16:31:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Well i mean it's been months but yeah)
[16:32:05] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Butch from Team Rocket I designed this place shut your trap)
[16:32:08] ~RM(imp): Shil: Time for some expert bluffing from our expert bluffer.
[16:32:25] • ~Lady Frost(imp) (z-snaps)
[16:32:37] ~RM(imp): (Butch from Team Rocket you know shil wears it better.)
[16:32:44] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, are we good to go?
[16:32:54] ~RM(imp): Shil: Yeah, go for it.
[16:32:56] @Sprite Tan: Good as we're going to get/
[16:33:00] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Are we happenin' up in this hizzy?
[16:33:21] ~RM(imp): "Poy. I have no objections to hip happenin' up in the hizhouse."
[16:33:38] @Leo Atlas(imp): Let's do this
[16:33:45] • ~Lady Frost(imp) cover up her face and stuff
[16:33:45] ~RM(imp): (LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY)
[16:33:50] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) goes
[16:33:53] @Sprite Tan: (JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS)
[16:33:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): (covers*)
[16:33:57] • @Sprite Tan goes as well
[16:34:09] • ~Lady Frost(imp) follows as far back as she can without look suspicious
[16:34:12] ~RM(imp): "Shil goes."
[16:34:17] ~Lady Frost(imp): If they ask I'm mute or something
[16:34:22] • @Leo Atlas(imp) goes
[16:34:32] ~Umber St'ro(imp): got it covered
[16:34:45] ~RM(imp): Shil: *mutters* Would be nice if that were true.
[16:34:59] • ~Lady Frost(imp) elbows him
[16:35:31] ~Lady Frost(imp): (The white gurl cloak is up btw)
[16:35:31] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You want Lady Frost more covered? Not into sexy ladies?
[16:36:00] ~Lady Frost(imp): Will you just get on with it?!
[16:36:27] ~RM(imp): "A group of three mines workers are standing by a magical crystal push cart, having an enchanted smoke on their mystical 15 minute break. A large fellow approaches the group. 'Rick, there you are! The foreman said you were sick with horrible bowel illness.' He looks behind St'ro. 'Who're they?' "
[16:36:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Eeeeww)
[16:37:09] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I am pretty sick, but I tried to come into work anyway, I'm not going to be able to work though as it turns out.
[16:37:10] @Sprite Tan: (hahaha rick)
[16:37:28] ~Umber St'ro(imp): These guys got lost in here running from a big rat. I'm taking them back out the way they came in.
[16:38:22] ~RM(imp): "The man cocks his head to the side. 'The way they came? How'd they run past us in the first place, then? You're coming from the direction o' the nearest exit.'"
[16:38:49] ~Lady Frost(imp): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4Xk )
[16:38:53] ~Umber St'ro(imp): They ran really far, they're really afraid of rats.
[16:39:14] ~Umber St'ro(imp): They said the door was left open.
[16:39:17] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You probably won't like it, but do you mind if I start calling you Pope John Dartanian Pumpernickel. I always felt like the name suited you.
[16:39:21] @Sprite Tan: R-rats are really s-scary.... I really hope it's not c-close anymore...
[16:39:29] ~RM(imp): !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[16:40:05] ~RM(imp): "The man is about to insert more logic, but decides it's best not to bother Tan further. 'Alright, so where did they come in from?' "
[16:40:41] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Oh, what do they call that entrance again, pretty much the furthest one from here. But I always forget the name.
[16:42:10] ~Umber St'ro(imp): It's especially hard to remember being this faint. We should get going.
[16:42:27] ~RM(imp): 'Right. Well, I suppose if you want to use that exit, you should keep going down this tunnel. Also, when you reach the other end, you should let the team on that side know about the rat problem. Sounds serious.'
[16:42:45] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, I'll be seeing you PJDP.
[16:43:08] ~RM(imp): 'See you later, Rick.' "The man nods."
[16:43:13] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) goes
[16:43:22] ~RM(imp): "Shil goes."
[16:43:30] • ~Lady Frost(imp) follows
[16:43:38] • @Leo Atlas(imp) follows
[16:44:00] • @Sprite Tan follows
[16:44:33] ~Umber St'ro(imp): ("Life's a dance you learn as you go")
[16:45:08] ~RM(imp): "For the record, poy, there is no chance that should've worked. I'm assuming they're very suspicious of you. In fact, more than assuming."
[16:45:23] ~Lady Frost(imp): He's right.
[16:45:28] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Very suspicious is better than attacking.
[16:45:44] ~Umber St'ro(imp): but let's make haste to the exit.
[16:45:50] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) makes haste
[16:46:05] ~RM(imp): (Nice, Invalid.)
[16:46:12] • @Sprite Tan makes haste as well
[16:46:19] • ~Lady Frost(imp) also does the making of the haste
[16:47:18] ~RM(imp): "The party eventually comes to a small magical gate, similar to the entrance of the mine itself. It doesn't seem to be blocking much in particular, but who knows?"
[16:47:33] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Is this a good way out Lady Frost?
[16:48:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): I'm not really sure. I've never really been in here before....
[16:48:44] ~Lady Frost(imp): Do you want me to open it anyway? I'm not sure what's on the other side either.
[16:49:19] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Kingpants?)
[16:49:29] @Sprite Tan: I say let's do it!
[16:49:37] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (kingsketch)
[16:49:47] @Sprite Tan: (trace will brb)
[16:50:24] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Okay so the most impulsive part member says yes. The rest of you?)
[16:50:40] ~Empress Trace: (Back.)
(Empress Trace changed their name to RM(imp) by using /mynameto or /mnt.)
[16:50:57] @Leo Atlas(imp): Sure, open it
[16:51:33] ~Empress Trace: "Poy. That is all."
[16:52:15] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Wait, Black Heart, try to read people's mind behind the door.
[16:52:44] ~Lady Frost(imp): (you didn't even say please)
[16:52:55] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (I used a pleasy tone.)
[16:53:16] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Don't do it, Sass heart)
[16:53:20] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (You're asking me to say please to your would be rapist btw?)
[16:53:23] ~Empress Trace: "There are several minds behind the door. None of them are expecting two sprites, an Umber Hulk, and two humans to barge through the door at this time."
[16:53:49] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, thanks Black Heart.
[16:53:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): St'ro, walk up to the door with me.
[16:54:00] @Sprite Tan: Black Heart, you're a bro.
[16:54:09] ~Lady Frost(imp): If we are planning on opening it and they see only me standing there when it vanishes, they'll know I did it.
[16:54:16] ~Lady Frost(imp): And that is suspicious.
[16:55:13] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) whispers So we should just make it look like I'm opening the door and walk out like we own the place.
[16:55:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): Exactly.
[16:55:36] ~Empress Trace: "I approve of this plan, poy."
[16:56:07] ~Lady Frost(imp): Raise your hand and touch the door as if something would actually happen when you did.
[16:56:25] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) raises my hand and touches the door... as if... something would happen.
[16:56:37] ~Empress Trace: "Holy shit... the door... remains closed."
[16:57:00] • @Sprite Tan stands somewhat near to St'ro and Frost, because escort.
[16:57:19] • ~Lady Frost(imp) walks up next to him and tries to touch the door in a discrete manner...hopefully
[16:57:41] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[16:58:12] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) clutches my chest and run to the nearest bush in an attempt to look like I'
[16:58:15] ~Empress Trace: "Frost fondles the door light as a feather, and anyone who was on the other side would see St'ro opening the door as Rick. However, it doesn't look like anyone's home."
[16:58:46] ~Empress Trace: "There's more mine in here, lots of tunnels."
[16:58:47] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (disregard that, I didn't mean to press enter)
[16:58:55] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) clutches my chest and run to the nearest rock in an attempt to look like I'm going to throw up
[16:59:19] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Okay, good. I'll save that for later.
[16:59:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): (to the sass heart) I thought you said you sensed someone....
[16:59:36] ~Empress Trace: "I also thought I said I sensed someone, poy."
[16:59:40] @Leo Atlas(imp): They must be farther down
[16:59:45] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Or invisible
[16:59:55] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Or they're ghosts.
[17:00:10] @Sprite Tan: Ugh, ghosts. That would be a pain.
[17:00:26] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) points his illusioned penis in all general directions to see if anyone makes a sound.
[17:00:28] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Yeah, a problem you can't solve by punching is sure a tricky one."
[17:00:47] ~Lady Frost(imp): (what the Truck is wrong with you(
[17:01:08] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[17:01:35] ~Empress Trace: "If anyone is scarred for life in their, nobody reacts to the image seared in their retinas."
[17:01:37] ~Empress Trace: *there
[17:02:02] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) puts his illusiony member away
[17:02:08] @Sprite Tan: I guess we should move on then?
[17:02:17] ~Lady Frost(imp): With caution.
[17:02:23] ~Empress Trace: "I just want to take a minute to say that you are the single best group of heroes I could hope to accompany, poy."
[17:02:33] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, we should probably stick close together in case there are invisible people.
[17:02:45] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Personally I think mine are better but I digress)
[17:02:58] ~Empress Trace: (He's being sarcastic.)
[17:03:02] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I know0
[17:03:11] @Leo Atlas(imp): Do we have any silver, in the case of ghosts?
[17:03:32] ~Empress Trace: "Shil glances around. 'So, which tunnel? There are tons of them in here.' "
[17:03:40] • ~Lady Frost(imp) has a silver white girl comb from WAAAY back when she and miss sprite Butch from Team Rocket started lesbian flirting
[17:03:53] @Sprite Tan: (haha)
[17:03:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): (It's true, it's in the logs and stuff)
[17:04:04] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I fixed her hair with it)
[17:04:07] @Sprite Tan: (we can flirt more if you want ;3)
[17:04:16] ~Lady Frost(imp): (You cheated on me you filthy whore)
[17:04:48] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (hey, she's at the very minimum a clean whore)
[17:04:52] ~Empress Trace: "In case of emergencies, poy, everyone start waggling their genitals."
[17:05:21] @Sprite Tan: (omg)
[17:05:38] • ~Lady Frost(imp) pulls out the white gurl map and does the thing
[17:05:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): Maybe this can show us what's u ahead?
[17:05:53] ~Lady Frost(imp): up*
[17:05:59] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[17:06:19] ~Lady Frost(imp): (frick frack snick snack)
[17:06:23] ~Empress Trace: "According to the map, there are several tunnels branching in several directions from this room."
[17:07:12] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Private to ~Empress Trace) http://allstar-mocky.tumblr.com/post/87733673400/pennicandies-well-okay
[17:07:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well, that was unhelpful.
[17:07:36] ~Lady Frost(imp): What now?
[17:07:51] ~Lady Frost(imp): Oh, before we go on....
[17:07:51] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Split up and search for clues?
[17:08:07] @Sprite Tan: Sure.
[17:08:13] • ~Lady Frost(imp) turns around and reforms the door behind them, as protocol calls for
[17:08:51] ~Empress Trace: Shil: That was semi sarcastic. Spliting up would be troublesome unless the map keep tracks of us."
[17:09:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): It does not. Or at least....not that I know of
[17:09:16] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Does the map show which way is the longest?
[17:09:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): Ummm
[17:09:23] • ~Lady Frost(imp) checks?
[17:09:25] ~Umber St'ro(imp): We should go the longest way to keep up with the story.
[17:09:41] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[17:09:47] ~Lady Frost(imp): (GOD DAMMIT)
[17:10:02] ~Empress Trace: "The map shows you exactly jack shit about the length of the tunnels."
[17:10:26] ~Lady Frost(imp): This thing....
[17:11:03] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Okay, we should send sparky to check for us.
[17:11:13] @Sprite Tan: Yeah let's do that!
[17:11:26] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, I was hoping we'd all sit around until you starved to death, reincarnated, and starved to death again."
[17:11:37] ~Umber St'ro(imp): That's another option.
[17:11:53] ~Lady Frost(imp): Someone would probably find us first....
[17:11:58] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Maybe we'd all choose to come back in different bodies and you'd just be sitting here in that shield.
[17:12:02] ~Empress Trace: "Except for Shil, who, luckily or unluckily would only do that once."
[17:12:09] ~Empress Trace: "Oooh, low blow.
[17:12:10] ~Empress Trace: "
[17:12:17] ~Lady Frost(imp): If there are workers up ahead, they'll be heading back towards the city eventually.
[17:12:21] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Oh yeah Shil.
[17:12:32] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) hugs apologetically
[17:12:46] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Uh, thanks.
[17:13:01] ~Empress Trace: "Shil awkwardly pats St'ro's Rick's back."
[17:13:21] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Don't worry I'm not contageous.
[17:13:26] @Sprite Tan: This is awkward... let's keep going.
[17:14:08] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) lets sparky out and tells him to go check for a way out. but real sneaky like.
[17:14:38] ~Empress Trace: "Sparky dims his light to five times the light of an average flashlight and takes off."
[17:14:46] ~Lady Frost(imp): I think in the worst case scenario, we simply come to an area still being excavated, or a dead end if we pick the wrong tunnel.
[17:14:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): So we just come back here and try again until we hit the exit.
[17:15:17] ~Empress Trace: "Or starve, poy."
[17:15:19] ~Lady Frost(imp): That would make the most sense, but I am unsure if that is the case
[17:15:36] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well, we shouldn't leave sparky to get lost and come back to us not being here.
[17:15:42] @Sprite Tan: I thought dying was always the worst case scenario.
[17:16:01] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Arguably. For you guys it's a minor inconvience.
[17:16:22] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Just because you don't know what happens when you die doesn't make our death better.
[17:16:30] @Sprite Tan: Um, yeah but if you die it's a major inconvenience. At least for me.
[17:16:38] ~Empress Trace: "Sparky returns from one tunnel. He then attempts to communicate something by flying around erratically."
[17:16:46] ~Umber St'ro(imp): What if magical rainbows gangbang you for all eternity when you die, but all we get is stupid pain.
[17:16:52] @Sprite Tan: Um.
[17:16:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): St'ro
[17:17:07] ~Lady Frost(imp): Your....pet, is trying to tell us something
[17:17:22] ~Empress Trace: Shil: That's... comforting?
[17:17:25] @Sprite Tan: Sparky, what is it boy!
[17:17:31] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Sparky, if we should go that way land in my hand
[17:17:35] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) outstretches hand
[17:17:59] ~Empress Trace: "Sparky lands in st'ro's hand, and looks up at him with his lack of adorable eyes."
[17:18:05] ~Umber St'ro(imp): aww
[17:18:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Would that thing lie to us?)
[17:18:47] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Don't you say that about baby sparky)
[17:18:48] • @Sprite Tan starts waking down that way
[17:18:55] @Sprite Tan: (*walking)
[17:18:56] ~Empress Trace: "We're all making the mistake of assuming a ball of photons is capable of rational thought, poy poy."
[17:19:01] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) walkings
[17:19:02] @Sprite Tan: (bye hoes)
[17:19:13] ~Lady Frost(imp): Are...you sure about this?
[17:19:13] ~Empress Trace: "Shil goes."
[17:19:32] ~Empress Trace: (And Freo stays behind in the dark.)
[17:19:34] • @Leo Atlas(imp) follows tan
[17:19:35] ~Umber St'ro(imp): It's this or your plan which was to not have a plan.
[17:19:48] • ~Lady Frost(imp) rolls eyes and follows
[17:20:57] ~Empress Trace: "After a long stretch of nothing, the party comes to a huge open room, with crystals jutting out every which way. There are dozens of miners here, mining like bosses all throughout the room."
[17:21:39] • @Sprite Tan frowns and looks to see if she can see the exit with her HAWK EYE from here
[17:21:56] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) whispers Just walk assertively.
[17:21:58] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[17:22:39] ~Empress Trace: "Tan's special eyes can see down to the hair on the necks of the miners, and she can also see a tunnel on the far end of the room that presumably goes somewhere."
[17:23:05] • ~Lady Frost(imp) whispering
[17:23:05] • @Sprite Tan whispers "there's a way out from here over there"
[17:23:17] ~Lady Frost(imp): Should we turn back? Or walk through?
[17:23:27] ~Lady Frost(imp): And how do you know that tunnel is an exit?
[17:24:08] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I believe in Sparky.
[17:24:13] ~Empress Trace: "The gems near Lady Frost are glowing a light white gurl purple. No miner has noticed yet."
[17:24:28] • @Sprite Tan sweats nervously
[17:24:43] • ~Lady Frost(imp) tries to stay as far away from the gems as possible
[17:24:49] @Sprite Tan: So um, should we be prepared to sprint?
[17:25:06] ~Empress Trace: Shil: No one can sprint as fast as you. We'd all get caught.
[17:25:46] ~Umber St'ro(imp): No, there are a lot of them, big groups don't usually talk to you unless you talk to them.
[17:25:49] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Just be casual.
[17:26:07] ~Empress Trace: "Mission accomplished, poy."
[17:26:28] ~Umber St'ro(imp): One of the ladies should be prepared to shout, "Oh no, my period," just in case.
[17:26:47] • ~Lady Frost(imp) resentful glaring
[17:27:01] @Sprite Tan: (trace wants me to quit my job so we can keep going)
[17:27:08] @Sprite Tan: I can do that.
[17:27:28] ~Empress Trace: "The rest of the gems in the room are starting to light slowly. Apparently white gurl IS, in fact, contagious."
[17:27:51] @Sprite Tan: We should... turn around and find another way, OR make a run for it
[17:28:04] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I still think the period thing will help.
[17:28:06] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Um, I think I have a plan.
[17:28:08] ~Lady Frost(imp): All they'll know is that one of us can use magic....
[17:28:26] ~Lady Frost(imp): It...shouldn't be anything too alarming?
[17:28:36] ~Empress Trace: Shil: I have a very St'ro like plan.
[17:28:59] ~Lady Frost(imp): Shil, try to get a bit closer to some of them. Maybe you can make it look less...conspicuous?
[17:29:07] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (We have to quit for Shea)
[17:29:14] ~Lady Frost(imp): (balls.)
[17:29:17] @Sprite Tan: (i have a job)
[17:29:18] ~Empress Trace: (Yep, paused.)
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[22:05:27] ~RM(imp): "Two hours ago on Dark Lord Fantasy, the party was in a large room full of miners with crystals rapidly turning white gurl purple. Several party members had a plan." [22:05:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): [18:28:59] ~Lady Frost(imp): Shil, try to get a bit closer to some of them. Maybe you can make it look less...conspicuous? [22:05:55] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I don't retype) [22:06:26] ~RM(imp): Shil: I'm already as close as you are, do you want me to ride one? [22:06:44] ~Lady Frost(imp): [18:24:43] • ~Lady Frost(imp) tries to stay as far away from the gems as possible [22:06:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): (GETTIN TIRED A YOUR SASS TRACE) [22:06:59] ~Lady Frost(imp): (that cpas actually wasn't on purpose) [22:07:08] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Truck it. How type work) [22:07:33] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [22:07:54] ~RM(imp): "Frost inching away from the gems didn't seem to accomplish much in dewhitegurling them. [22:07:56] ~RM(imp): " [22:08:05] ~Lady Frost(imp): (dammit) [22:08:15] ~Lady Frost(imp): Whatever. You had a plan? [22:08:29] ~RM(imp): Shil: Uh, yeah, but it's kind of ridiculous. [22:08:39] @Sprite Tan: Any plan is better than no plan. [22:08:52] ~Lady Frost(imp): Or we could just try to nonchalantly walk through.... [22:08:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): According to St'ro [22:09:26] ~RM(imp): Shil: Uh, so basically, the gist is that we act as if Lady Frost could be litterally any miner using illusion magic. Everyone will panic, we'll blame some random mark, and we'll sneak past. [22:10:15] ~Lady Frost(imp): ....Uh [22:10:18] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah [22:10:28] ~Lady Frost(imp): Why me? [22:10:39] ~RM(imp): Shil: They wouldn't be looking for anyone else. [22:10:46] ~Umber St'ro(imp): What do you mean why you? [22:10:49] ~Lady Frost(imp): They're just miners [22:10:52] @Sprite Tan: well, the rest of us are also out of place? [22:10:56] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Because you're the one making it light up. [22:11:10] ~RM(imp): Shil: If they panic, they won't question us, is the plan. [22:11:15] ~Umber St'ro(imp): We act like one of the other miners is doing it. Hence, they are you. [22:11:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): ...... [22:11:49] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well, do you really think that will work? [22:12:11] @Sprite Tan: Better than nothing I suppose. [22:12:15] ~RM(imp): Shil: Of course not. But I figure if I just act like St'ro and be confident about it no matter what, it'll work. [22:12:36] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You doll. [22:12:56] ~RM(imp): Shil: Everyone on board? [22:13:23] ~Lady Frost(imp): This is going to be a disaster [22:13:41] ~RM(imp): "Poy, 'this' is always a disaster." [22:13:50] @Leo Atlas(imp): (XD) [22:14:12] @Leo Atlas(imp): I think we can delay the disaster long enough to escape [22:14:15] @Leo Atlas(imp): with this plaan [22:14:23] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I like it. [22:14:45] ~RM(imp): Shil: Alright, last thing to decide is whether me or St'ro will be the panicer. [22:14:52] ~RM(imp): I know who I'd pick. [22:15:16] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Alright, I'll do it, but only because I look like a miner already. [22:15:31] ~RM(imp): Shil: I'll pretend to believe that's the only reason if you do it now. [22:15:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): Your best bet is to blend in with them, St'ro. [22:15:57] ~Umber St'ro(imp): everyone tip toe in behind some miners. [22:16:01] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) tiptoes [22:16:02] ~Lady Frost(imp): Start working normally or something [22:16:22] • @Sprite Tan tiptoes as well [22:16:34] • ~Lady Frost(imp) tiptoes...in heels? [22:16:44] ~RM(imp): "Shil heads to a dark corner and pretends to be occupied." [22:17:16] • @Leo Atlas(imp) hides in another dark corner [22:17:23] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Holy Mining Hell Fore-MAN there's a powerful mage in here. [22:17:37] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Which one of you guys has been a mage all along? [22:17:48] ~Lady Frost(imp): (They're all mages you dingus) [22:17:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I told you that like 5 times in character XD) [22:17:59] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I don't recognize this shmuck. [22:18:07] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) points at random Shmuck. [22:18:23] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) a shmuck not in our party. [22:18:30] ~RM(imp): "Shil throws his voice to another part of the cave 'You mean that fugitive mage, the purple one?!" [22:18:31] @Sprite Tan: (asshole) [22:18:52] ~Umber St'ro(imp): A Powerful Mage I mean mind you. [22:18:58] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Just so everyone knows. [22:19:00] • ~Lady Frost(imp) shifty eyes under her cloak [22:19:08] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [22:19:37] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Okay so how fricked are we?) [22:19:43] ~RM(imp): "The miners look awkwardly back and forth, not sure whether or not to be panicking. This is on the verge of working or not." [22:20:02] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well, I guess it doesn't really matter so much. Anyway. [22:20:08] ~Umber St'ro(imp): My shift is over anyway. [22:20:10] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) leaves [22:20:23] • @Sprite Tan discretely leaves [22:20:32] ~RM(imp): "Shil slips around the back towards the exit tunnel." [22:20:40] • @Leo Atlas(imp) follows stealthily [22:20:45] ~RM(imp): (It's falling apart go) [22:20:45] • ~Lady Frost(imp) follows everyone else discretely [22:20:52] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [22:20:55] @Sprite Tan: (run for it, quietly) [22:20:58] @Sprite Tan: (OH SHIT) [22:21:08] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I KNEW THIS WOULD BE A BAD IDEA) [22:21:51] ~RM(imp): 'Hey, you lot, wait a minute!' "A miner shouts from the crowd." 'Don't move another step. I don't know who you are, but I'm contacting the Lille authorties so they can find out!" [22:21:53] ~Umber St'ro(imp): And by that I mean it is super important, I was just absent minded. It's probably that shmuck I pointed at before. Gosh I'm so sick. Sick Rick, they call me. [22:22:49] ~RM(imp): Shil: Somebody else improvise, please. [22:23:33] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well, I'm so sick, they call me rick. I ain't got time, to hang with slime. It's time I go, and stop stealing the show. Let's let this short person have a chance. To make you all dance. [22:23:38] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I got nothing) [22:23:52] @Sprite Tan: (um) [22:24:16] • @Leo Atlas(imp) directed at random miner [22:24:24] @Leo Atlas(imp): Well looks like our plan is over [22:24:31] @Sprite Tan: (LEO STOP) [22:24:33] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (STOP( [22:24:37] @Sprite Tan: (THIS IS THE PLAN) [22:24:43] @Sprite Tan: (INSTANT MUSICAL) [22:24:54] ~Umber St'ro(imp): )) [22:25:02] @Leo Atlas(imp): (I was trying to improvise) [22:25:04] @Leo Atlas(imp): (but k) [22:25:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): (did he just try to take one for the team?) [22:25:16] ~RM(imp): Shil: Uh, my name is Shil, my rhymes completely kill, but not as much as your sick mining skills. I'm sorry that we kinda ruined your mining day, this was just a silly prank that we play, and sorry again, but we really can't stay. [22:25:30] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 19 [22:25:37] ~Lady Frost(imp): (OH MY GOD) [22:25:56] @Leo Atlas(imp): (._.) [22:26:18] @Sprite Tan: (DORK LORD BE PRAISED AND HE ALSO BETTER BE WATCHING US) [22:26:36] ~RM(imp): "The previously irritated miners have been convinced that the party is a group of travelling performers, and throws 15 gold at the party! They no longer care about the parties movements, nor do they find them suspicious." [22:26:58] • @Sprite Tan motions to party for a group bow [22:27:04] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Damn. [22:27:06] ~RM(imp): "Shil bows quickly." [22:27:12] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Good tippers. [22:27:15] • @Sprite Tan bows elegantly [22:27:18] ~Lady Frost(imp): (HOW THE Truck WOULD TRAVELING PERFORMERS GET THROUGH THE GATES) [22:27:27] • ~Lady Frost(imp) white gurl bows [22:27:27] @Sprite Tan: (HAHAHAHA) [22:27:41] ~RM(imp): (With Rick.) [22:27:58] @Leo Atlas(imp): (how did that even work) [22:28:18] ~RM(imp): (Dark Lord Fantasy, anything could work.) [22:28:21] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Don't question it let's just get out of here) [22:28:34] ~RM(imp): Shil: *muttering* Let's go, now. [22:28:43] • @Sprite Tan leaves with haste [22:28:45] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) picks up the gold since no one else is. [22:28:49] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) leaves [22:28:50] @Leo Atlas(imp): me follows [22:28:54] @Leo Atlas(imp): (Truck) [22:28:57] • @Leo Atlas(imp) follows* [22:28:57] • ~Lady Frost(imp) follows her cheating lesbo girlfriend [22:29:05] • ~Lady Frost(imp) imeanwut [22:29:14] • @Sprite Tan (flips frost off) [22:29:47] ~RM(imp): "Shil follows through the tunnel. The party is now in a dark corridor heading further into the mine. I'm assuming none of them can believe that just worked." [22:30:10] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well, they always did say the miners were the...uneducated. [22:30:13] ~Lady Frost(imp): To put it bluntly [22:30:34] ~RM(imp): Shil: I'm retiring from my fifteen minutes as the plan guy. [22:30:40] ~Lady Frost(imp): I sincerely hope this is the right way. I don't know if we'd be lucky enough to get through something like that again. [22:30:41] ~Umber St'ro(imp): They have good taste. [22:30:42] ~RM(imp): Shil: I'll leave it to St'ro from now on. [22:30:57] ~Umber St'ro(imp): No Shil, you saved the day. [22:31:18] ~Umber St'ro(imp): My plans usually don't work until like three rounds of improv in. [22:31:42] ~Lady Frost(imp): Let's just get moving, before anything else happens. [22:32:05] ~RM(imp): "Poy, no, let's wait for something else to happen. I want to see what they come up with as an encore." [22:32:14] ~Lady Frost(imp): No one asked you. [22:32:53] ~Umber St'ro(imp): A song called "Uncaged Poultry," Blackheart. [22:33:02] @Sprite Tan: Let's keep going, as fun as that was we shouldn't dawdle too much! [22:33:03] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Always make the encore "Uncaged Poultry." [22:33:47] ~RM(imp): "The party continues into the mine when they come to a second smaller door. This one is clearly labled to "KEEP OUT FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS PURE AND GOO-" in red in of some kind. There's also a path to right, for those who are boring." [22:34:01] ~RM(imp): *ink [22:34:13] ~Lady Frost(imp): That looks ominous. [22:34:13] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I'm thinking we keep out... for the love all all that is Goo. [22:34:33] @Leo Atlas(imp): I vote we take the boring looking path [22:34:40] ~RM(imp): "Poy, for all I know my brother is in their. I think we should open it." [22:34:43] ~RM(imp): *there [22:34:53] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Does your brother like you? [22:34:57] @Sprite Tan: I'm also curious as to what's in there! [22:34:59] ~Lady Frost(imp): Ignoring the devil's advocate, let's not. [22:35:27] ~RM(imp): "We haven't talked in quite some time. I had heard he was in the Lille area about two centuries ago, however." [22:35:28] ~Lady Frost(imp): Our goal is to find an exit, and this is clearly not one. [22:35:35] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Tan, remember what happened with Blackheart when we met him. Remember how your mortal brother is here? [22:35:35] @Sprite Tan: What was he like? [22:35:45] • @Sprite Tan sweats nervously [22:35:55] @Sprite Tan: Okay that was a fluke. [22:36:07] ~Lady Frost(imp): If something is sealed in here, then there wouldn't be an exit. [22:36:17] ~RM(imp): Shil: Well, I mean, the Dark Lord wants you to be heroes. Maybe this is something heroic that will placate him. [22:36:22] ~RM(imp): Shil: That's my thought on it. [22:36:23] @Sprite Tan: Yeah! [22:36:29] ~Lady Frost(imp): Which means we have to business doing this. [22:36:31] ~Umber St'ro(imp): There's nothing heroic about killing you Shil. [22:36:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): no8 [22:36:35] ~Lady Frost(imp): (frig) [22:36:43] ~Lady Frost(imp): (How type) [22:36:53] ~RM(imp): Shil: Alright, I suppose I'll vote for the boring safe path. [22:37:08] ~Lady Frost(imp): There's no voting about it. I'm not opening that door. [22:37:23] ~RM(imp): ( (?) The Dark Lord will remember this.) [22:37:25] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Oh yeah, I forgot about Frostatorship clause. [22:37:51] • ~Lady Frost(imp) rolls eyes [22:37:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): Let's just go. [22:38:29] @Sprite Tan: Black Heeaaaaart what was your sibling like? [22:39:37] @Leo Atlas(imp): Probably exactly like him [22:39:38] ~RM(imp): "The Red Heart was an Old God, like me, who was basically the same species. I remember him being much more... sociable than myself." [22:40:13] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Wow, he must have been really sociable. [22:40:17] ~RM(imp): "Honestly, I've never really liked him much, but he's as good a brother as any to feast on mortal souls for an eternity with." [22:40:46] @Sprite Tan: Hmm, sounds like my kind of Old God! [22:41:13] ~RM(imp): Shil: Are we seriously discussing this? [22:41:26] @Sprite Tan: Maybe. [22:41:26] ~Lady Frost(imp): Do you want to get your brother killed?! [22:41:37] ~Umber St'ro(imp): So... Red. Does that make him a sex god? or a blood god? [22:41:41] @Sprite Tan: I wouldn't take him in there! That would be bad! [22:42:01] ~RM(imp): "Poy, judging by prior evidences I'd say she probably wants her brother killed. And I don't know what he identifies as, go ask him, poy." [22:42:18] ~Lady Frost(imp): I told you, I'm not opening that door for anyone. We should just leave. [22:42:26] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Yeah, I suppose that is a bit racist of me. [22:42:49] ~RM(imp): "Thank you for understanding my culture, poy." [22:43:10] @Sprite Tan: Well, can we come back and visit at some point. [22:43:20] ~Lady Frost(imp): Visit?! [22:43:30] ~Lady Frost(imp): Tan, we're fugitives [22:43:36] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah. [22:43:46] @Sprite Tan: Well then I suppose we should get going. [22:43:48] ~RM(imp): Shil: Sure, we'll bring all the mages down here for a picnic with ancient evils. [22:43:58] @Leo Atlas(imp): Sounds like a party [22:44:21] ~RM(imp): Shil: They can reminisce while they eat Frost's eternally regenerating eyeballs with an endless Atlas party tray. [22:44:45] ~Lady Frost(imp): What in the world is wrong with you people? [22:44:50] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Shil must be getting pretty hot to come up with that image) [22:45:01] ~RM(imp): Shil: That was sarcasm. I don't want you guys to die, especially not like that. [22:45:13] @Sprite Tan: Are you sure we cant open the door and then run away? [22:45:18] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well, I think we've ruined the dark lord's erection watching us, so I guess we can continue. [22:45:26] @Sprite Tan: And leave the miners to deal with it. [22:45:30] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [22:45:40] ~Lady Frost(imp): We could, but it's a stupid idea [22:45:42] ~RM(imp): "A small portal opens, and a letter falls on St'ro's head." [22:45:47] ~Lady Frost(imp): (what are you rolling for?) [22:45:53] @Sprite Tan: Oh my god. [22:45:53] ~Lady Frost(imp): (oh god) [22:45:55] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) opens the letter [22:45:59] ~RM(imp): "I hate you." [22:46:14] ~Lady Frost(imp): This is insane. [22:46:15] @Sprite Tan: Oh god I might be in love, again. [22:46:18] ~Umber St'ro(imp): It says, "Oh baby you get me so hot." [22:46:30] ~RM(imp): "Poy, I can second that." [22:46:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): (WHAT THE Truck) [22:46:45] @Sprite Tan: (HAHA) [22:46:53] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 4 [22:47:04] ~RM(imp): "Another letter falls through the portal." [22:47:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): (We're dead. And you killed us.) [22:47:15] • @Sprite Tan reads it [22:47:42] ~RM(imp): "You have five seconds to move on before there is no longer a tunnel where you are standing, starting now." [22:47:49] • @Sprite Tan starts walking [22:47:52] @Sprite Tan: Okay let's go [22:47:53] • @Leo Atlas(imp) goes [22:47:53] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) follows [22:47:54] • ~Lady Frost(imp) follows [22:47:56] @Sprite Tan: Now. [22:48:05] ~RM(imp): "Shil goes." [22:48:37] ~RM(imp): "The party soons arrives at the giant exit door, and mutely behind them they hear the sounds of a tunnel collapse." [22:48:56] @Sprite Tan: Thanks Dark Lord! [22:49:00] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Lady Frost, you should open it. [22:49:07] @Sprite Tan: See, now nobody can approach from the rear! [22:49:08] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well... at least we won't be pursued now [22:49:25] • ~Lady Frost(imp) walks up to the door and does the opening thing [22:49:35] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Hear that Dark Lord, "Approach from the read." [22:49:37] ~RM(imp): Shil: Positives. Let's ignore the whole "he can see us and kill us whenever" thing. [22:49:42] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (rear*) [22:49:54] ~RM(imp): "Frost opens the door, a bold new world awaits~!" [22:50:04] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) goes outside [22:50:11] • @Sprite Tan peeks through the door [22:50:35] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) attempts to illusion shake the magic off like a dog. [22:51:26] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [22:51:38] ~RM(imp): "St'ro shakes the illusion off like a cat." [22:52:28] ~RM(imp): "The party finds themselves walking dead on into a barren area not far from Lille. There is a town in the distance. We know the party loves towns." [22:52:33] ~RM(imp): "And towns love the party." [22:52:46] @Sprite Tan: well, this is barren. [22:52:46] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (and we can't stop the party) [22:53:10] @Leo Atlas(imp): Should we check the map? [22:53:30] ~RM(imp): "Poy, Tan's observational skills sure have improved since the eye transplant." [22:53:55] • ~Lady Frost(imp) checks the map [22:54:18] • @Sprite Tan frowns [22:54:19] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 14 [22:54:39] • @Sprite Tan uses her hawk eye to look at Lille in the distance [22:55:10] ~RM(imp): "The map reveals TWO towns. Not far from here is the town of Drapeau Blanc, and there's another town not far from here with no name apparent on the paper." [22:55:18] ~RM(imp): !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [22:55:27] ~RM(imp): "Lille is boring from any distance." [22:55:36] ~Lady Frost(imp): (XD) [22:55:41] @Sprite Tan: (omfg) [22:55:51] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (I suggested Ville blanche de fille.) [22:56:34] ~Lady Frost(imp): Up ahead is the mining town. Where they process the stones they gather here. [22:57:15] @Sprite Tan: Well, if we go there is there a chance any miners from here might see us? [22:57:27] ~RM(imp): "Poy, there are no miners in mining towns, silly." [22:57:40] ~Lady Frost(imp): There probably wouldn't be too much for us to do there.... though I wouldn't know for sure [22:57:47] ~Lady Frost(imp): After that is..... [22:57:55] ~Lady Frost(imp): (does she know, oh god in the sky of dice?) [22:58:06] ~RM(imp): (Fatherly nod.) [22:58:49] ~Lady Frost(imp): Courbevoie. A luxurious city that, like Lille, grows off of their monopolies on the mining. [22:59:30] ~RM(imp): Shil: Two cities have a monopoly? [22:59:39] ~Lady Frost(imp): They are in cooperation. [23:00:27] ~Lady Frost(imp): Lille uses the gemstones for research and magical purposes, while Courbevoie garners wealth from selling jewelry and the like. [23:01:00] ~RM(imp): Shil: We can't go there. We'd never see the end of shopping. [23:01:16] ~Umber St'ro(imp): But we have all this gold. [23:01:18] ~RM(imp): "Poy, I would like a broach if we go. I'll pay." [23:01:29] ~Lady Frost(imp): You have money? [23:01:39] @Leo Atlas(imp): You have a head to put a broach on? [23:01:41] @Sprite Tan: I guess we can go. [23:01:52] @Sprite Tan: I have like, shit tons of gold [23:02:04] @Sprite Tan: (broaches go on your chest but) [23:02:16] ~RM(imp): "No, Leo, I do not. And neither do you, apparently." [23:02:25] @Leo Atlas(imp): (shush, both me and my character are retarded) [23:02:27] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Sass heart) [23:02:31] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Blackheart, didn't you materialize as that shield. It seems like you could make yourself a broach if you wanted. [23:02:40] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah. [23:02:48] ~RM(imp): "But I couldn't wear a broach if I were a broach, poy." [23:03:04] @Sprite Tan: Why cant you like, materialize as a hat? [23:03:32] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I'll look for your broach. [23:03:33] ~RM(imp): "I could've. I materialized as a shield for the naming pun, to torment the noble warrior whose back I live upon." [23:03:39] ~Lady Frost(imp): (The struggle is real) [23:03:42] @Sprite Tan: Oh yeah. [23:03:50] @Sprite Tan: Well, let's go I guess. [23:04:20] ~RM(imp): Shil: To which town? [23:04:26] ~RM(imp): (Oneeeeee-chaaaaan!) [23:04:30] • @Sprite Tan goes towards the longer named one [23:04:38] • @Leo Atlas(imp) goes [23:04:41] ~Lady Frost(imp): (White flag or curved road?) [23:04:45] @Sprite Tan: (courbore or somethhing) [23:04:51] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Leo just doesn't care I guess) [23:05:00] @Leo Atlas(imp): (I'm indifferent) [23:05:02] ~Lady Frost(imp): (hahaha) [23:05:39] ~RM(imp): "Drapeau Blanc has more letters, so that's where Tan leads the party." [23:05:44] @Sprite Tan: (oh well) [23:05:47] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Truck) [23:05:52] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Dammit Shea) [23:05:52] @Sprite Tan: (EAT SHIT) [23:06:01] @Sprite Tan: (THIS WAS MY PLAN ALL ALONG) [23:06:19] @Sprite Tan: ( I HOPE YOUR PARENTS ARE VISITING WHICH MIGHT bE HELLA LIKELY) [23:06:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Not really? Why would rich folks be here?) [23:06:34] ~RM(imp): "The party arrives in the town. The buildings are mostly carved from stone, the streets are dirty, the people are on the streets, and Ooooooh, shiny gems!" [23:07:07] ~RM(imp): "Poy, I like this one better." [23:07:15] @Sprite Tan: Yeah, this one is nice. [23:07:20] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well, We should stick together or have Frost put those tracker things on us so we don't get lost. [23:07:44] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Uh, she only has one and it's in the bag @.@) [23:07:51] @Leo Atlas(imp): I wonder how much the locals appreciate jazz [23:08:08] @Sprite Tan: Please don't. [23:08:13] ~RM(imp): Shil: Well, if it's all the same, I'll stick by Lady Frost for this one. [23:08:19] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Leo there is no jazz because jazz was invented in the US you stupid 4th wall breaker) [23:08:21] ~RM(imp): "Poy, I will stay with Leo." [23:08:22] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (jeez) [23:08:31] @Leo Atlas(imp): (who needs the fourth wall) [23:08:32] ~RM(imp): "Because I wuv him thiiiiis much." [23:08:33] @Sprite Tan: I'll wander with St'ro maybe. [23:08:47] ~Lady Frost(imp): Why me? [23:08:50] ~RM(imp): "You can't see my tentacles, but they're strechted to the walls in here." [23:09:01] @Sprite Tan: Sounds sexual. [23:09:16] ~RM(imp): "Shil shrugs. 'Dunno, really. Just felt like it, I guess.' " [23:09:18] ~Umber St'ro(imp): It probably is. Must be frustrating. [23:09:44] ~Lady Frost(imp): So...we're splitting up? [23:09:47] ~RM(imp): "Not with St'ro's mind to read. It's better than any porn ever written thus far in mortal history, poy." [23:09:49] @Sprite Tan: Yep. [23:10:22] ~Lady Frost(imp): (He hasn't read my white gurl friend fiction) [23:10:25] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Imeanwut) [23:10:25] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Oh, so you've been reading my mind. I guess you're swimming in a pool of your own lust pretty often then. [23:10:42] ~RM(imp): "I can't tell where mine starts and Shil's begins, to be honest." [23:10:43] @Sprite Tan: (frost you real person shipper thats gross) [23:10:44] ~RM(imp): "Shil blushes." [23:11:08] ~Lady Frost(imp): You're all seriously depraved. [23:11:23] ~RM(imp): "Poy, pots and kettles, Lady Frost." [23:11:25] @Sprite Tan: Um. [23:11:31] @Sprite Tan: Shil no. [23:11:58] ~Lady Frost(imp): L-look, are we splitting up or what?! [23:12:00] ~RM(imp): Shil: Shut up, you have a baby mama. [23:12:15] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Your mom is a baby? [23:12:26] • ~Lady Frost(imp) grabs shorty's arm, dragging him off to...wander, I guess [23:12:26] @Sprite Tan: W-well I'm- I mean! You did do the thing with the dragon but- and st'ro nooooooo. [23:12:51] ~Lady Frost(imp): (We'll be the first to die! Yay!) [23:12:55] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Imeanwut?) [23:12:59] @Leo Atlas(imp): (woo) [23:13:00] @Sprite Tan: St'ro let's go hoard our money somewhere. [23:13:22] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Uh, bye Tan! [23:13:26] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Okay, let's go. [23:13:41] ~Empress Trace: "So, Leo, poy, do you want to talk about feelings?" [23:13:41] @Sprite Tan: See you later bro! [23:13:52] @Leo Atlas(imp): I'd rather not. [23:13:58] @Sprite Tan: Actually let's talk about feeling with Leo and Black Heart. [23:14:05] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I think we should go. [23:14:17] @Sprite Tan: You think they need mushy alone time? [23:14:27] @Leo Atlas(imp): (._.) [23:14:28] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) leaves and has a fake epiphany in earshot of leo. I miss bree. [23:14:43] • ~Lady Frost(imp) waits to see where the dice will have them end up [23:14:54] • @Sprite Tan mutters 'bree, bree died, bree' as she leaves with st'ro [23:14:59] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, we all do, St'ro. I cry about her every night." [23:15:08] ~Empress Trace: (Where do you want to go, Frost?) [23:15:09] • @Leo Atlas(imp) wanders away to look for a place to start preforming [23:15:20] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Idfk see if there's white gurl stuff here) [23:15:33] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 11 [23:15:37] ~Lady Frost(imp): (bookstores and clothes and stuff) [23:15:45] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Are we looking for anything other than a broach for BH? [23:16:16] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You know we can get it custom made to say "Bree," right? [23:16:25] ~Empress Trace: "Holy crap, it turns out there is ONE clothing store in this town! It isn't fashionable, or thrifty, or really clothing in the tradional sense, but it does keep you warm on the nights when there's not enough money to light the fire." [23:16:51] • ~Lady Frost(imp) makes a face at it [23:16:58] @Sprite Tan: Hmmm, I think I want a change of clothes actually. [23:16:58] ~Lady Frost(imp): Should we...go in? [23:17:02] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [23:17:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Shea honey that was for us not you) [23:17:22] ~Empress Trace: "Leo finds a tavern in which there's plenty of room for a saxaphoner to angst in song!" [23:17:30] @Sprite Tan: (i was answering st'ro's question) [23:17:40] ~Lady Frost(imp): (oh @.@) [23:17:41] @Sprite Tan: Maybe I want soup as well... [23:17:47] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (Also Broaches are clothes) [23:17:51] @Leo Atlas(imp): Well this works [23:17:59] • @Leo Atlas(imp) sets up and starts saxophoning [23:18:07] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 2 [23:19:25] ~Empress Trace: "Leo MUST have emotions in there somewhere, because this is the worst song he's ever played. The owner kicks him gently into the dirt street." [23:19:30] ~Empress Trace: "Encore, poy." [23:19:50] @Leo Atlas(imp): (so close) [23:19:56] @Leo Atlas(imp): (yet so far) [23:20:16] @Sprite Tan: (why isn't leo being angsty) [23:20:28] @Sprite Tan: (this is like a pretty shitty day for him) [23:20:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): (You'd be better off looking for jewelry the next town over) [23:20:59] @Leo Atlas(imp): (oh yeah, these months apart have been like one day) [23:21:21] • ~Lady Frost(imp) goes into the icky normal clothing store with shorty [23:21:37] • @Leo Atlas(imp) fgoes to find a quiet place to angst [23:23:42] ~Empress Trace: "There are brown frocks, grey frocks, and black frocks galore in this store!" [23:23:52] ~Empress Trace: Shil: None of this suits you, I don't think. [23:24:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well...do you see anything you want? [23:24:44] ~Empress Trace: Shil: I'm fine with what I've got, thanks. I appreciate it, though. [23:24:47] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [23:24:55] ~Empress Trace: "Leo finds a suitible dark alley to mope in." [23:25:05] • @Sprite Tan walks around with st'ro to see if there are any interesting stores. [23:25:08] • @Leo Atlas(imp) moping intensifies [23:25:19] • ~Lady Frost(imp) sighs and leads him outside to find something else? [23:25:41] ~Empress Trace: "This is the ONLY clothing store in town, guuuuurl." [23:26:08] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, cheer up, Leo. I'm sure you'll see her again. Sort of." [23:26:12] • ~Lady Frost(imp) ....books? [23:26:16] ~Lady Frost(imp): (starbucks?) [23:26:33] @Leo Atlas(imp): Well, being immortal, I doubt that [23:26:42] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 13 [23:26:58] ~Empress Trace: "Lady Frost finds 'Brown Swill', the local coffee shop." [23:27:12] ~Lady Frost(imp): Oh.... [23:27:20] ~Empress Trace: "You don't have to stay alive, you realize." [23:27:20] ~Lady Frost(imp): Well, coffee is coffee. [23:27:23] ~Lady Frost(imp): I think. [23:27:31] ~Lady Frost(imp): Come on. [23:27:35] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [23:27:37] • ~Lady Frost(imp) goes inside to have a look [23:27:54] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I don't even know how much money she has) [23:28:01] ~Empress Trace: "St'ro and Tan find "Piles o' Junk!" a pawn shop of much renown." [23:28:09] ~Empress Trace: (Neither do I, Frost.) [23:28:28] ~Empress Trace: "There are very few people in Brown Swill, it's the middle of the day." [23:28:32] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Would it hurt to say she can afford some fucking coffee?) [23:28:36] ~Lady Frost(imp): (XD) [23:28:41] @Sprite Tan: Hell yeah. [23:28:43] ~Empress Trace: (Of course not.) [23:28:46] ~Umber St'ro(imp): A Pawn Shop! [23:28:57] @Sprite Tan: Let's check it out! [23:29:01] • ~Lady Frost(imp) reads the...menu? Do they even have one? [23:29:06] • ~Lady Frost(imp) this town sounds terrible [23:29:19] @Leo Atlas(imp): While that's true Black Heart, I figure that i'm still of some use to the party [23:29:24] @Leo Atlas(imp): even as a meat shield or somethign [23:29:32] ~Empress Trace: "The menu says coffee, and bread." [23:29:42] ~Lady Frost(imp): Wow... [23:29:50] ~Empress Trace: "But you could get another body, poy." [23:29:54] • ~Lady Frost(imp) approaches the counter [23:30:16] ~Empress Trace: "Welcome to Piles O Junk, mateys! What can I do ya for?!" [23:30:19] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) looks at literally everything in the pawn shop! [23:30:24] • @Sprite Tan excitedly look around [23:30:28] ~Empress Trace: !roll 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [23:30:30] ~Lady Frost(imp): Uh, yes, hello. I'd like to order some...coffee and bread? [23:30:41] ~Lady Frost(imp): Shil? Anything? [23:30:50] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Uh, just coffee, thanks. [23:31:00] ~Lady Frost(imp): Okay two coffees. One bread. [23:31:54] ~Empress Trace: "St'ro finds a neat bandanna. Tan finds a toy periscope and a book of fun yoga poses!" [23:32:19] ~Empress Trace: "That'll be one gold for your order, Miss. Will your boyfriend be picking up da tab?" [23:32:35] @Sprite Tan: St'ro I found a toy periscope!!! [23:32:36] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Matey, would ye be harborin' a broach for a eye pleasin' lady by chance? [23:32:41] ~Lady Frost(imp): B-boyfriend? [23:32:56] ~Lady Frost(imp): Excuse y-....me, but he isn't my anything. [23:32:59] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Uh, this isn't a date, despite being exactly what a date is. *coughs* [23:33:04] ~Lady Frost(imp): I'll be paying for this. [23:33:07] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 7 [23:33:15] ~Empress Trace: "Afraid not, lad." [23:33:22] • ~Lady Frost(imp) slams the cash on the counter like a strong independent white gurl [23:33:28] • @Sprite Tan pout cutely [23:33:32] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 16 [23:33:42] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Ye limey bilge rat. I'll be abscondin' arms akimbo like. [23:34:10] ~Empress Trace: "As a matter fact, I do for the lassie.' He places a broach on the counter, and says the whole pot will be five gold. Meanwhile, Frost gets the order." [23:34:31] • ~Lady Frost(imp) goes to a table with it or something [23:34:41] ~Lady Frost(imp): Alright. Let's uh...see how this tastes [23:34:46] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [23:34:52] • ~Lady Frost(imp) gingerly takes a sip [23:35:14] @Leo Atlas(imp): (oh my god) [23:35:16] @Sprite Tan: (eat shit) [23:35:20] @Leo Atlas(imp): (literally) [23:35:25] @Sprite Tan: (jfc) [23:35:37] ~Empress Trace: "Words cannot begin to describe the pain of drinking this coffee. You wouldn't be suprised if this was dirt in a cup. Hell, it's probably dirt in a cup. You hope to God that's dirt in a cup." [23:35:38] @Sprite Tan: (frost dont die with your delicate lady tastebuds) [23:35:50] ~Lady Frost(imp): (oh my god) [23:35:58] • ~Lady Frost(imp) spit take [23:36:15] @Sprite Tan: I'll buy it all, thank you sir! [23:36:28] ~Lady Frost(imp): Dear GOD [23:36:29] • @Sprite Tan exchanges monies [23:36:39] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) goes back in to get the bandanna. [23:36:54] ~Empress Trace: "Thank ya kindly lass! Good day to ya, and godspeed!" [23:37:12] ~Umber St'ro(imp): My ignorant brother was just in here but he told me there was a nice bandanna, how much for it? [23:37:19] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Uh, so is it the best coffee you've ever consumed? [23:37:27] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [23:37:29] ~Lady Frost(imp): I think I'm going to be sick [23:37:29] @Sprite Tan: Hello Ro'St [23:37:39] • ~Lady Frost(imp) is the bread any better? [23:37:53] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Hi. [23:37:58] ~Empress Trace: "There's a nice sensibly Umber Hulk lad, nothing like the previous Hulk at all. That'll be two gold for that bandanna." [23:38:04] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 5 [23:38:13] ~Lady Frost(imp): (FUCKING HELL) [23:38:17] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) takes the deal. [23:38:23] ~Empress Trace: "The bread tastes like bad bread. But it does taste like bread, which is a step Waaaaaay up." [23:38:25] @Sprite Tan: (frost im so sorry) [23:38:57] • ~Lady Frost(imp) begrudgingly eats it to cleanse her mouth [23:39:09] ~Empress Trace: Shil: This town is awful. [23:39:14] ~Lady Frost(imp): Agreed [23:39:18] @Sprite Tan: Wow this town is great. [23:39:21] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Ye Bilge RAT! [23:39:24] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) leaves [23:39:33] • @Sprite Tan goes outside. [23:39:42] ~Empress Trace: "Scurvy poop deck roach!" [23:39:46] @Sprite Tan: Wanna go find food now? [23:40:19] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Oh yeah, we should lassie. [23:40:28] ~Lady Frost(imp): Let's get out of here.... [23:40:31] ~Empress Trace: Shil: Is this Lille's fault, you think? [23:40:31] • @Sprite Tan goes in search of a soup shop [23:40:38] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 15 [23:40:58] ~Lady Frost(imp): I wouldn't know... [23:41:01] ~Empress Trace: "Wouldn't you know it, the Golden Bowl Soup Shop is the pride and joy of White Flag." [23:41:04] @Sprite Tan: (im laughing we're having such a nice time) [23:41:08] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) puts the bandanna on his "thing where humans would have a bicep thing" all cool like. [23:41:19] ~Lady Frost(imp): It wouldn't surprise me if all of the town's resources went into the refining. [23:41:28] @Sprite Tan: I wonder what kinds of soup they have here!! I'm so excited aaaaah! [23:41:37] ~Empress Trace: Shil: I'm not a fan of that, to put it lightly. [23:41:38] • @Sprite Tan go inside and ask what they have omg [23:41:46] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, Leo, did you actually die? That would be a twist." [23:41:48] • ~Lady Frost(imp) looks for something else to do that's maybe less terrible [23:41:52] @Leo Atlas(imp): No [23:42:00] @Leo Atlas(imp): (unfortunately) [23:42:01] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I'll have whatever you're having I suppose. [23:42:03] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 3 [23:42:12] • @Leo Atlas(imp) decides to wander around the city [23:42:42] ~Empress Trace: "The soup doesn't appear to have a title. In fact, there's one soup. You can see the pot from here. It's grey. And bubbling in a truly grotesque manner." [23:42:44] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [23:43:03] @Sprite Tan: (YOU SHIT) [23:43:09] @Sprite Tan: ( I WILL STRANGLE YOU) [23:43:09] ~Empress Trace: (Leo, your day is about to look up.) [23:43:09] ~Lady Frost(imp): (HAHA, YES) [23:43:15] ~Empress Trace: (You got a double crit.) [23:43:20] @Leo Atlas(imp): (Holy shit) [23:43:22] @Sprite Tan: (you DOUBLE CRIT WHORE) [23:43:23] ~Lady Frost(imp): (wait what about us? @.@) [23:43:29] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I thought that was my roll) [23:43:46] ~Empress Trace: (I want Leo to have this one, sorry.) [23:43:57] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I JUST DRANK SHIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY) [23:44:00] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Truck YOU) [23:44:01] ~Empress Trace: (He had a bad day, took it one down, sang a sad song and failed to turn it around.) [23:44:10] @Sprite Tan: (EAT SHIT FROST HE NEEDS THIS) [23:44:18] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAS IN THAT CUP YOU LITTLE BITCHES) [23:44:26] @Leo Atlas(imp): (frost can have it if he really wants) [23:44:28] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I HOPE THAT SOUP __KILLS_ YOU [23:44:30] @Sprite Tan: (DIRT? MAYBE?) [23:44:35] ~Empress Trace: (Ask the Black Heart later.) [23:44:53] @Leo Atlas(imp): (if yall didn't care about the fourth wall I'd ask him now) [23:45:13] ~Lady Frost(imp): (she spit it out anyway just get on with it) [23:46:04] @Sprite Tan: (dirt mouth frost) [23:46:14] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I will end you) [23:46:23] ~Empress Trace: "Leo is walking around the town, with nothing but sadness, when out of the blue he sees a girl that is almost definitely certainly a girl he knew not too long ago. Almost certainly." [23:46:29] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 1 [23:46:47] @Sprite Tan: (omg) [23:46:54] ~Empress Trace: "Shil and Frost find Dirt Central, a collector's store full of various sediments and minerals!" [23:46:54] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I quit) [23:47:00] @Sprite Tan: (dirt person frost) [23:47:03] ~Lady Frost(imp): Nope. Not going in. [23:47:17] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 8 [23:47:18] ~Lady Frost(imp): Let's go, Shil. We're going to wait by the exit and do nothing. [23:47:41] @Sprite Tan: (gnome?) [23:47:44] @Leo Atlas(imp): (i'm not really sure what i should do here) [23:47:53] @Leo Atlas(imp): (like it would be creepy and stalkerish to follow he) [23:47:57] @Leo Atlas(imp): (her*) [23:47:59] @Sprite Tan: (do it) [23:48:01] ~Empress Trace: (Ignore her, she's a ghost, poy.) [23:48:15] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I HOPE SHE STEALS YOUR SOUL [23:48:17] ~Lady Frost(imp): ) [23:48:17] @Leo Atlas(imp): (sigh) [23:48:21] @Sprite Tan: (catch her booty, ram full speed ahead into it, it is a familliar booty) [23:48:25] @Leo Atlas(imp): (I hope she steals my soul too froast) [23:48:46] @Sprite Tan: so, how is the soup here sop shop worker person [23:48:51] @Sprite Tan: *soup [23:48:53] • @Leo Atlas(imp) discreetly follows [23:48:58] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 6 [23:49:00] ~Lady Frost(imp): (EAT IT. EAT IT AND DIE FROM FOOD POISONING) [23:49:18] ~Empress Trace: "It's not great, but it's soup." [23:49:45] @Sprite Tan: I will thank the soup gods no matter the taste. [23:49:54] • @Sprite Tan buys two bowls of soup [23:49:55] ~Empress Trace: "Leo Atlas follows the girl who looks exactly like Brea. She is talking with other children totally normally, but it can't NOT be Brea, can it be not?" [23:49:59] ~Umber St'ro(imp): I won't, but I will eat it. [23:50:47] ~Empress Trace: "That'll be four gold each, soup cult sister." [23:51:02] ~Lady Frost(imp): ("But then, everything ended just like with Terra from Teen Titans. We never find out if it's her but we do go to Japan so that's something") [23:51:09] @Leo Atlas(imp): (I don't even know what to do) [23:51:11] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Wait [23:51:17] ~Umber St'ro(imp): We want to pay three. [23:52:05] ~Empress Trace: "What, why?" [23:52:33] ~Lady Frost(imp): ("THE CHEF SPITS IN THE FOOD CUZ THEY'RE CHEAP ASSES") [23:52:50] @Leo Atlas(imp): (The soup is made from Frost's tears) [23:52:57] @Sprite Tan: I don't have much money you see... and I wish to donate my remaining money directly to the soup gods at the end of my pilgrimage. [23:53:12] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 20 [23:53:20] @Sprite Tan: (AHAHAHA) [23:53:26] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Truck YOU) [23:53:34] @Sprite Tan: (I NEED TO BE STOPPED) [23:53:34] ~Empress Trace: "Wow, that's dedication, sister. You know what, you and your bud get it free." [23:53:35] ~Lady Frost(imp): (STOP STEALING ALL THE 20S) [23:53:50] • @Sprite Tan bows at the waist tears in her eyes [23:54:03] @Sprite Tan: Thank you, thank you so much. [23:55:12] • @Leo Atlas(imp) tries to get Brea's doppelganger's attention [23:56:06] • @Sprite Tan gets the two bowls of soup and goes to sit and eat it. [23:56:09] ~Empress Trace: "The girl looks over at Leo. 'Hello, do you need me for something, sir?' " [23:57:33] @Leo Atlas(imp): Maybe. I'm...er..looking for a friend of mine. I was told she lives around here. Her name is Brea. [23:57:40] ~Lady Frost(imp): (https://31.media.tumblr.com/9d34dbad88275e6f7986367684101447/tumblr_inline_n6louuvRVj1rh3m16.jpg ) [23:57:41] • ~Umber St'ro(imp) sits [23:58:16] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (The Terra reference was on purpose Frost.) [23:58:19] @Leo Atlas(imp): (Stop it you) [23:58:26] ~Lady Frost(imp): (I figured) [23:58:28] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (I'm so happy you noticed it though) [23:58:51] ~Empress Trace: 'Brea is me, but I don't know you.' [23:58:58] • @Sprite Tan eats her bowl of soup happily [23:59:20] ~Lady Frost(imp): (can we get a taste roll?!) [23:59:28] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 12 [23:59:39] ~Lady Frost(imp): (Truck you guys) [23:59:49] ~Empress Trace: "This is not the best soup you've ever eaten. However, nothing tastes better than free soup." [00:00:00] • ~Lady Frost(imp) prays that those fucks are having a miserable time [00:00:17] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 9 [00:00:20] ~Empress Trace: "Nope." [00:00:36] • @Sprite Tan hums happily [00:00:42] • ~Lady Frost(imp) Truck you too [00:00:45] @Sprite Tan: Wow this soup is pretty wonderful! [00:00:53] @Leo Atlas(imp): (hmm) [00:00:55] ~Umber St'ro(imp): It's so good. [00:01:02] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (and it's not even so cold) [00:01:28] @Leo Atlas(imp): I see. Well I'll keep looking. Thanks anyway. [00:01:51] ~Empress Trace: 'You're welcome, sir!' [00:01:52] @Sprite Tan: St'ro! [00:01:54] ~Umber St'ro(imp): (better to give up than stalk a girl with amnesia.) [00:02:06] @Sprite Tan: I feel as if we should go take a walk around the city! [00:02:15] @Sprite Tan: Destiny.... is calling my bones! [00:02:18] • ~Lady Frost(imp) (chants "stalk her! stalk her!") [00:02:30] @Leo Atlas(imp): (fucking stalking people would be terrible) [00:02:34] ~Empress Trace: "Are we actually leavin, poy?" [00:02:34] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Yes, we should go. [00:02:35] @Leo Atlas(imp): (like wouldn't end well at all) [00:02:37] @Sprite Tan: (IM GONNA DO IT) [00:02:43] @Leo Atlas(imp): I have no idea what to do black heart [00:02:53] • @Sprite Tan goes for a jolly energetic destiny jog! [00:03:16] ~Empress Trace: !dice 20 Random number (1 - 20): 10 [00:03:35] ~Empress Trace: "Destiny allows Tan and St'ro to find Brea and Leo!" [00:03:41] @Sprite Tan: DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!!! [00:03:42] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Brea! [00:04:04] @Sprite Tan: Oh look, it's Brea! [00:04:11] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, don't worry, the calvary is here." [00:04:15] @Sprite Tan: Oh and Black Heart and Leo! [00:04:27] ~Empress Trace: "Um, hello. Who are you people? This is... unnerving." [00:04:59] @Sprite Tan: Hello Brea, let's walk and talk I'm curious to hear your wonderful life story, maybe meet your parents and shower gold on them. [00:05:12] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Well I'm St'ro, and this is Tan, we've been great, you? [00:05:18] ~Lady Frost(imp): (hah. Creeps.) [00:05:26] @Leo Atlas(imp): Uh... [00:05:31] @Sprite Tan: (@w@) [00:05:45] @Leo Atlas(imp): (That face is the most terrifying thign I've seen all year) [00:06:11] ~Lady Frost(imp): (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA9NylXGJCk ) [00:06:31] ~Empress Trace: "Poy, I think you may need an adult, ma'am." [00:06:39] ~Empress Trace: "Brea seems to be very uncomfortable." [00:07:30] @Sprite Tan: Brea would you like any clothes, you see you remind me of a dear friend of ours, in fact you share her name! So of course we're super curious! [00:07:53] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Tan, this is Brea, what are you blind? [00:08:05] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Use your hawk eye. [00:08:08] ~Empress Trace: "How did you two find out my name?" 'She whimpers.' [00:08:27] @Sprite Tan: Magical shenanigans that replaced your memories obviously! [00:08:38] @Sprite Tan: That may have involved a death! [00:08:45] @Sprite Tan: ( ) [00:08:48] ~Empress Trace: "You can trust her, poy, she's a detective, obviously." [00:08:52] ~Lady Frost(imp): (http://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/da/2009-Dodge-Charger-police_car_500_0410.jpg ) [00:09:00] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You saved thousands of lives by dying. [00:09:04] ~Umber St'ro(imp): You're kind of a messiah. [00:09:16] @Sprite Tan: Black Heart! What are your opinions on all of this anyhow? [00:09:27] ~Umber St'ro(imp): How long has it been, three days? [00:09:51] ~Empress Trace: "She doesn't think she knows you, poy. Maybe she doesn't. She could've fallen out of another dimension or something, I don't know." [00:10:09] ~Empress Trace: "Um, I have to go find my parents now." [00:10:24] • @Sprite Tan smiles [00:10:27] @Sprite Tan: Okay you do that! [00:10:33] ~Umber St'ro(imp): Brea, in another life Leo here was your boyfriend. [00:11:11] @Leo Atlas(imp): (brb)
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