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 | | Subject: Zombie Nas in the 23rd Century Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:00 am | |
| We have an RP with Trace playing Nascourge in the future, Gnome playing the troubled youth "Johan", and Shea playing the evil girl "Jovana Skyler Mantovani", Frost appears as "The Royal Countess Marie VIII", and may return. Zombies in Louisiana, but anyway, here it is. - Spoiler:
(Invalid was forcibly renamed to TGOMZDS by Invalid.)
[22:16:24] ~TGOMZDS: (I am the god of making zombies do stuff)
(Empress Trace was forcibly renamed to Nascourge by Empress Trace.)
[22:25:19] @Sheastuck: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) frt me to Jovana Skyler Mantovani
(Sheastuck was forcibly renamed to Jovana Skyler Mantovani by TGOMZDS.)
[22:36:42] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Oh shit)
[22:36:46] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Back just in time)
[22:37:27] ~Nascourge: (Nice.)
[22:37:36] ~Nascourge: (You want a new name, Gnome, or are you going to be gnome?)
[22:37:55] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I'm tempted to be a Gnome)
[22:38:15] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (trace: tell that fucker humans only)
[22:38:31] ~TGOMZDS: (you don't have to be lonely at humansonly.com)
[22:39:08] ~TGOMZDS: "Nascourge in the 23rd Century has lived through all this time thanks to who knows what. He still looks the same with an Nas Trace finds attractive. Our characters are in the bayou, outside New Orleans. Think post-apoctalyptica, think zombies, think alligators, and consider zombie alligators. Also, the crew will start on an island. After character descriptions I'll give inventory and whatever boosts apply."
[22:39:12] @Flamingfrozengnome: (:<)
[22:41:14] ~Nascourge: "I am Gerardo, also known as Nascourge. I am a huge self-interested tool, and a big dick to boot. I have a nice face and bum, however."
Random number (1 - 6): 3
[22:41:30] ~Nascourge: (Gnome, you want a new name?)
Random number (1 - 20): 15
[22:42:28] @Flamingfrozengnome: (I suck at thinking of Last names. It's my kryptonite)
[22:42:38] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: "I'm Jo. Before you ask, yes that is a shortening of my actual name, and no i'm not going to tell you my actual first name cause it's hella unrad."
[22:42:40] ~Nascourge: (Just first is fine.)
[22:42:59] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Johan)
(Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to Johan by Nascourge.)
[22:44:05] ~Nascourge: (Introduce us to Johan.)
[22:44:31] @Johan: "I'm Johan. I'm good at running. That's pretty much it."
[22:44:35] ~TGOMZDS: "Nas is decked out with clothing that will make life in the bayou easy, hip waders, a ratty coat and coveralls. He has a bowie knife and he has a compass."
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[22:44:55] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (wow how descriptive and what a personaility)
[22:46:06] ~TGOMZDS: "Jo is dressed similarly to nas, except rad. She has a map and a frog gig."
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[22:47:10] @Johan: (i'll make to dfie quickly so you don't deal with my rushed characte building)
[22:47:15] @Johan: (Also spelling)
[22:47:34] ~Nascourge: (We don't want you to die. I mean, Nas does, but he's a tool.)
[22:47:55] ~TGOMZDS: "Johan has running shoes, and is dressed like a runner. He has a flint, that's all he figured he'd need being such a good survivalist."
[22:47:59] ~TGOMZDS: (rolled a 5)
[22:48:10] @Johan: (Oh boy)
[22:49:12] ~Nascourge: (So jacked, zombie RPs so sweet.)
[22:49:22] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (hella)
[22:49:28] @Johan: (Indeed)
[22:50:21] ~TGOMZDS: "The crew are all situated on a small debris island, it's surrounded by creepy looking trees, but it's not scary being day time and considering they are used to zombies. They are just here, they walked, no boat"
[22:50:50] ~Nascourge: Dios mios.
[22:50:52] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: This area is looking hella unrad.
[22:51:19] ~Nascourge: Why did I even walk here with you guys?
Random number (1 - 6): 2
Random number (1 - 20): 15
Random number (1 - 20): 15
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[22:51:37] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Because I'm totally rad?
[22:51:50] ~Nascourge: Mildly rad, sure, yeah.
[22:51:56] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Hella.
[22:52:11] ~TGOMZDS: The island shifts a bit, Nas and Jovana notice and realize it probably won't support their weight all day.
[22:52:11] @Johan: I can't argue with that logic.
[22:52:23] ~TGOMZDS: ""*
[22:52:32] ~Nascourge: Oh man, this island won''t support our weight all day.
[22:52:35] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Well, as rad as this island is, we best be off.
[22:52:55] ~Nascourge: Too bad the way we got here is unexplicably unpassable.
[22:53:19] @Johan: Are there things we can use as a makeshift raft or something?
[22:53:27] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[22:53:38] ~TGOMZDS: "no" -said god
[22:53:49] ~Nascourge: You heard the big man.
[22:53:53] @Johan: Fuuuuck.
[22:54:03] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani looks for a way off the debris without getting wet
[22:54:27] ~Nascourge: ("I'm too hot, she's already wet.")
[22:54:34] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[22:55:09] ~TGOMZDS: "There is most certainly no way to avoid being wet with Johan's sexy around"
(Frost was forcibly renamed to The Royal Countess Marie VIII by Frost.)
[22:55:22] ~Nascourge: Even I'm feeling a bit wet.
[22:55:27] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Same.
[22:55:27] • ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII shows up
[22:55:45] ~Nascourge: Sup, Marie, my homedog.
[22:55:46] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: How the Truck did you get here all sneaky like that? That's hella rad!
[22:55:47] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: I amd The Royal Countess Marie VIII
[22:55:56] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: I can also type very well)
Random number (1 - 6): 4
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[22:56:33] • ~Nascourge looks for any concieveable way to get off this island
[22:56:41] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: You may only address me by my full name, The Royal Countess Marie VIII
[22:56:58] ~Nascourge: Alright, I just won't address that person I'm not addressing.
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[22:57:22] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: How dare you speak to The Royal Countess Marie VIII that way.
[22:57:34] • @Johan marvels at the countess
[22:57:35] ~Nascourge: I'm not speaking to anyone, voice from no where.
[22:57:36] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: RC, chill your tits, girl.
[22:57:45] ~TGOMZDS: "in showing up, she showed up on a sweet raft, She also has lots of money, not that it's useful."
[22:57:52] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: That's The Royal Countess Marie VIII to you.
[22:58:02] ~Nascourge: Everyone get your Royal asses on the raft.
[22:58:11] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani gets on The Royal Countess Marie VIII's raft
[22:58:13] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Excuse you but that raft belongs to The Royal Countess Marie VIII
[22:58:18] • @Johan gets on the raft
[22:58:19] • ~Nascourge gets his sexy Nas on the raft
[22:58:21] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: RC this raft is hella rad.
[22:58:27] ~Nascourge: Move it or lose it, The Royal Countess Marie VIII.
[22:58:32] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: and The Royal Countess Marie VIII has not permitted you to be on her Royal Raft
[22:58:44] ~Nascourge: We're gonna leave without you and you can sink
[22:58:45] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Maybe we should just leave her here.
[22:58:59] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (wow we're nice)
[22:59:01] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: How dare you try to leave without The Royal Countess Marie VIII
[22:59:09] ~Nascourge: I hope you can swim.
[22:59:13] • ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII is on the Royal Raft already
[22:59:20] ~Nascourge: Oh, right.
[22:59:22] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Of course The Royal Countess Marie VIII can swim.
[22:59:28] @Johan: oh great and marvelous Royal Countess Marie VIII, I implore that we may make use of your raft to reach a safe location.
[22:59:28] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Let's shove off!
[22:59:31] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: The Royal Countess Marie VIII has many talents.
[22:59:49] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: What, do you shit rainbows?
[22:59:54] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: The Royal Countess Marie VIII likes you Johan.
[22:59:58] • ~Nascourge sets fucking sail while Johan has his lips on Marie's Nas
[23:00:13] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani makes a hella unrad gagging motion
[23:00:19] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Young lady it is not appropriate to speak to The Royal Countess Marie VIII that way.
[23:00:39] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: I suggest you read my book, How to Speak to The Royal Countess Marie VIII.
[23:00:44] • ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII hands it to her.
[23:00:55] @Johan: (Cna we have a sailing montage?)
[23:00:57] ~Nascourge: Cool, firewood. NIce score.
[23:01:01] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Hell man, I don't think your royal shmoyal shit has fucking any points on what I do or don't do.
[23:01:08] ~Nascourge: (Wait for Invalid, he's on the phone.)
[23:01:15] @Johan: (Oh ok)
[23:01:26] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Young lady it is not proper to speak that way around The Royal Countess Marie VIII.
[23:01:44] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: I heard you the first time.
[23:01:52] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Clearly you did not.
[23:01:56] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: I'm not deaf, but I'm also not going to kiss your Nas.
[23:02:03] ~Nascourge: Everyone shut the Truck up or I will kill all of you and take this boat back to my fucking hotel room alone.
[23:02:16] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Fine, whateva Nas.
[23:02:23] • ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII fans self with silk fan
[23:02:26] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: How rude.
[23:02:43] ~Nascourge: (Now we wait for Johnny.)
[23:03:18] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Do you know who you're talking to? I am The Royal Countess Marie VIII.
[23:03:34] ~Nascourge: Oh, really? I didn't catch that the first eight times, thanks.
[23:03:43] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: You're very welcome.
[23:03:54] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: As The Royal Countess Marie VIII, it is my job to inform people that I am The Royal Countess Marie VIII.
[23:04:30] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Where the Truck is this royalty holding power?
[23:04:43] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Wouldn't you like to know.
[23:04:44] ~Nascourge: You do your duty so fucking well, now we are all fucking aware who you are, consider us the epitome of informed.
[23:05:00] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Of course I do it well, I'm The Royal Countess Marie VIII.
[23:05:26] ~Nascourge: Alright, as soon as God gets back I'm finding a tiny fucking rock to leave you on.
[23:05:45] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Excuse you
[23:05:53] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: But you are currently standing on the raft of The Royal Countess Marie VIII
[23:05:59] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: which happens to belong to The Royal Countess Marie VIII
[23:06:04] ~Nascourge: That... is a point.
[23:06:06] @Johan: How could you leave royalty behind?
[23:06:19] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Anyhow since this chick doesn't seem to actually hold any power of sort how about we push her off and let her drown?
[23:06:20] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Indubitably.
[23:06:27] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Excuse you.
[23:06:31] ~Nascourge: Johan, if she's royalty I'm the mexican fairy god mother.
[23:06:32] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Excuse me.
[23:06:34] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: But this is my royal raft.
[23:06:41] @Johan: Thats...um...what's the word....
[23:06:43] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Ours now Butch from Team Rocket.
[23:06:54] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: And it's nice to meet you, mexican fairy god mother.
[23:07:01] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: I am The Royal Countess Marie VIII
[23:07:11] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: and this is my raft.
[23:07:18] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Nas, I don't think she's okay in the head.
[23:07:23] ~Nascourge: Come on, God...
[23:07:47] @Johan: WHOA NAS
[23:07:55] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: What?
[23:07:58] @Johan: Are you ACTUALLY A FAIRY
[23:08:11] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Oh, you want to talk to god, Mexican fairy god mother?
[23:08:13] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Here.
[23:08:13] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Jesus christ actually.
[23:08:15] ~Nascourge: Yes, you fucking caught me, I enchant the dreams of children when I'm not surrounded by idiots on a boat.
[23:08:17] • ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII hands gold plated bible.
[23:08:36] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: If you turn it over you can see that The Royal Countess Marie VIII is engraved on the back.
[23:08:47] • @Johan marvels at Nas
[23:08:49] ~Nascourge: Thank you so much, The Royal Countess Marie VIII, I will cherish this forever.
[23:08:58] ~Nascourge: Oh no!
[23:09:04] • ~Nascourge drops it in the lake
[23:09:08] ~Nascourge: The tragedy!
[23:09:10] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: How unfortunate.
[23:09:14] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Here, have another.
[23:09:19] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Dude, somebody mighta traded us shit for that.
[23:09:55] ~Nascourge: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[23:09:59] ~Nascourge: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[23:10:37] • ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII hands him another gold bible
[23:10:43] ~Nascourge: Great, thanks.
[23:10:45] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: There, now try not to drop this one!
[23:10:53] ~Nascourge: I will hold onto it forever.
Random number (1 - 6): 2
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[23:11:35] ~Nascourge: God, make the ship go, you lazy Nas mother fucker.
[23:12:18] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (we're gona kurloz your Nas frost)
[23:12:23] • ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII pulls out parasol
[23:12:35] ~TGOMZDS: "They get on the boat, Nas and Jo make great navigators, they can go either north to check out some swamp houses, east to a settlement they know of, south to New Orleans, or West to uncharted territory."
[23:12:58] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: If you look closely, you can see that it is embroidered with the name The Royal Countess Marie VIII.
[23:13:08] ~TGOMZDS: "nas and jo are the only people that know this stuff"
[23:13:11] ~Nascourge: So, uh, Jo, where do you think we should go?
[23:13:13] • @Johan points in 3 different directions
[23:13:20] @Johan: We should go that way!
[23:13:31] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: I thought we were going back to your fucking holdout?
[23:13:32] ~Nascourge: Alright, Johan, we'll put that into consideration.
[23:13:41] @Johan: Yessssssss
[23:13:42] ~Nascourge: Yeah, so we go south.
[23:13:50] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: South it fucking is.
[23:13:57] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: The Royal Countess Marie VIII approves of this decision.
[23:14:00] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[23:14:14] E4.~Warbird: (this is entertaining..xD)
[23:14:27] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (xD)
[23:14:28] ~TGOMZDS: "Royal Countess Marie VII is a human lie detector and knows they are lying about what's south"
[23:14:33] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[23:14:35] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (it's a zombie rp technically)
[23:14:36] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:14:49] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: (The Royal Countess Marie VIII is glad you are entertained.)
[23:14:56] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: The Royal Countess Marie VIII knows are you lying because reasons.
[23:15:17] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Oh, what are these radical reasons of yours?
[23:15:17] ~Nascourge: (Hold on, invalid fucked up a bit.)
[23:15:23] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: God told me.
[23:15:34] ~Nascourge: God is drunk, fucking wait for him to fix it.
[23:15:35] ~TGOMZDS: "She knows what's in the uncharted territory too, it's Zombie Alligators, and the holy grail is also there."
[23:15:38] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Well God is a piece of shit.
[23:16:04] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: The Royal Countess Marie VIII knows that the holy grail as well as Zombie Alligators are up ahead.
[23:16:12] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: What shall we do?
[23:16:16] ~Nascourge: That's not in New Orleans, which is to the south.
[23:16:19] ~Nascourge: My hotel room is there.
[23:16:27] ~TGOMZDS: !roll
Random number (1 - 6): 3
[23:16:30] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[23:16:40] • @Johan gasps
[23:16:41] ~TGOMZDS: he is telling the god's honest truth
[23:16:43] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 15
[23:16:45] @Johan: Your Coutessness
[23:16:52] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Yes?
[23:16:53] @Johan: What is the holy grail?
[23:16:55] ~Nascourge: You all heard god.
[23:17:03] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: The holy grail is a fancy golden cup.
[23:17:04] ~Nascourge: We are not fucking cutting this raft in half.
[23:17:13] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: I know where it is because I dropped it on the way here.
[23:17:14] ~TGOMZDS: !roll
Random number (1 - 6): 1
[23:17:17] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[23:17:23] @Johan: Does it do anything?
[23:17:26] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: No.
[23:17:30] @Johan: Oh...
[23:17:31] ~TGOMZDS: "The raft actually does not have a feature to split into two rafts."
[23:17:31] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: It's just pretty.
[23:17:41] ~Nascourge: Okay, so let's go to my hotel room.
[23:17:53] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: It's fine. I have more holy grails anyway.
[23:17:56] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Hella.
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[23:18:12] • @Johan gasps
[23:18:13] • ~Nascourge leads the raft to New Orleans
[23:18:16] ~TGOMZDS: "she does not have more holy grails"
[23:18:35] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Look!
[23:18:50] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: Shut up god. You don't know me.
[23:18:53] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: I am The Royal Countess Marie VIII
[23:19:04] @Johan: What is it JO?
[23:19:08] ~Nascourge: Oh my TGOMZDS, I'm about to stab a Butch from Team Rocket.
[23:19:21] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: That is The Royal Countess Marie VIII to you.
[23:19:22] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: God is this girl a fucking piece of white trash pretending to be royalty?
[23:19:23] • @Johan stares in the opposite direction of Jo
[23:19:38] ~TGOMZDS: "The holy grail will grant anyone who drinks from it either, immunity to aging, or immunity to the zombie disease, it seems nascourge has drank from it before."
[23:19:49] ~The Royal Countess Marie VIII: For the last time I am The Royal Countess Marie VIII.
[23:19:49] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Nas what.
[23:20:09] ~Nascourge: Okay, I'm immortal, let's just go to my hotel room!
[23:20:21] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: As in you're fucking immune? Or fucking not aging?
[23:20:37] • @Johan marvels
[23:20:41] ~Frost: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
[23:20:44] ~Nascourge: I picked the not aging version.
[23:20:45] @Johan: You're immortal
[23:20:51] ~Frost: (I AM NO LONG The Royal Countess Marie VIII)
[23:20:58] ~Frost: LONGER*)
[23:21:14] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[23:21:18] • @Johan eye sparkles
[23:21:21] • ~Frost self destructs
[23:21:24] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Wow that is... fucking dumb as shit when you take into consideration the hella unrad fucking state of our planet right the Truck now.
[23:21:41] ~Nascourge: It was a little better 200 years ago when I drank from the cup.
[23:21:58] • @Johan sparkle seizures
[23:21:59] ~TGOMZDS: "The raft gets stuck on an island with an alligator and a zombie on it."
[23:22:07] @Johan: What was it like 200 years ago?
[23:22:09] ~TGOMZDS: (on the way to new orleans"
[23:22:12] ~TGOMZDS: )*
[23:22:15] @Johan: Where there dinosaurs?
[23:22:26] ~Nascourge: No, they're weren't, and shit, we're stuck.
[23:22:31] @Johan: And readily available hopt pockets?
[23:22:39] @Johan: (hot*)
[23:22:45] ~Nascourge: That thing there was, we have things to do so shut the Truck up.
[23:22:57] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: How about we fucking push this raft away from the island.
[23:22:59] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[23:23:06] ~Frost: (well have fun guys)
[23:23:13] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (bye)
[23:23:18] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (good)
[23:23:21] ~Frost: (if i can't be The Royal Countess Marie VIII, I will be nobody)
[23:23:27] @Johan: (Nuuuuuu)
[23:23:28] ~TGOMZDS: "The Zombie sees you but still thinks there's a chance you're another zombie, so doesn't approach."
[23:23:32] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (bye loser)
[23:23:40] ~Frost: (I'm still here you Butch from Team Rocket XD)
[23:23:45] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (<3<)
[23:23:49] ~Nascourge: Okay, let's be fucking calm.
(Frost was forcibly renamed to The Royal Countess Marie VIII by Nascourge.)
[23:24:14] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani attempts to push the fucking raft back away from the island
[23:24:21] ~Frost: (I self destructed in character)
[23:24:27] ~Frost: (did you not notice? XD)
[23:24:32] ~Nascourge: (No, not at all.)
[23:24:33] ~TGOMZDS: !roll
Random number (1 - 6): 5
[23:24:35] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[23:24:36] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (nope)
[23:24:44] ~Frost: • ~Frost self destructs
[23:24:53] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Who the Truck is frost.
[23:25:07] @Johan: Was that an explosion?
[23:25:08] ~Frost: (gfdi you assholes)
[23:25:08] ~TGOMZDS: "She fucks up, she slips into the water, getting the attention of both the zombie and the alligator, they go after her"
[23:25:23] • ~Nascourge tries to push the raft himself
[23:25:28] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[23:25:34] ~TGOMZDS: "he shoots, he scores"
[23:25:40] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: /me pulls self back up
[23:25:45] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (what)
[23:25:48] ~Frost: (ok fine then The Royal Countess Marie VIII just vanished into thin air)
[23:25:55] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[23:26:31] ~TGOMZDS: "she pulls herself back in, which at this rate has slowed the raft, the zombie and alligator are now attacking the raft from underwater"
[23:26:37] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 13
[23:26:40] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[23:26:53] ~Nascourge: God, damn it!
[23:26:56] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani stabs those bitches in the eyes with her gig
[23:27:03] @Johan: Is that an alligator?
[23:27:09] • @Johan sparkles of wonder
Random number (1 - 3): 1
[23:27:40] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Yep.
[23:27:45] ~TGOMZDS: "The alligator bites the raft and shakes it, ruining everyone's footing. The zombie flails its arms, hitting Nas for pain."
[23:27:47] @Johan: Can i pet it?
[23:27:53] ~Nascourge: SHUT UP
[23:27:58] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: No bud.
[23:28:05] • ~Nascourge stabs the Truck zombie in the fucking brain
[23:28:06] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:28:24] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:28:33] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani tries the Truck again
[23:28:33] ~TGOMZDS: "they both miss"
[23:29:00] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[23:29:11] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[23:29:20] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (omgh)
[23:29:25] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: God!
[23:29:34] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: You fucking piece of shit!
[23:29:52] ~Nascourge: I'm a fucking atheist now, I swear to him
[23:29:56] ~TGOMZDS: "the zombie catches the gig by being impaled in the shoulder, regardless, the gig is now unusable"
[23:30:07] ~Frost: (this wouldn't be happening if you had The Royal Countess Marie VIII)
[23:30:17] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[23:30:38] ~TGOMZDS: "The alligator tries to do a death spin, but the raft is way to big for the splashes to do anything"
[23:31:05] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[23:31:10] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) since I vanished you should somehow continue to annoy them with my presence.
[23:31:27] ~TGOMZDS: "The alligator decides to leave since it no longer has access to an easy meal."
[23:31:30] • ~Nascourge does a gold bible smash on the zombie
[23:31:38] @Johan: (Frost, we need her coutessness)
[23:31:39] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani looks for anything loose on the raft that she can beat a Butch from Team Rocket
[23:31:44] @Johan: (Try renaming yourself again)
[23:31:49] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[23:31:50] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 9
[23:31:51] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[23:32:01] ~Frost: (where was I for all this action? XD)
[23:32:11] @Johan: (you disappeared)
[23:32:12] ~Nascourge: (The Butch from Team Rocket dimension.)
[23:32:16] ~Frost: (OMFG)
[23:32:19] ~Frost: (YOU Nas)
[23:32:29] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (The places all whores go to rest)
[23:32:36] ~TGOMZDS: "Nas fails, Shea finds nothing, but reacts by punching the zombie, which knocks it underwater for the time being"
[23:32:39] ~Frost: (then why aren't you there)
[23:32:44] ~Frost: (you look tired)
[23:32:47] ~TGOMZDS: (jo*)
[23:32:47] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) pssst
[23:32:51] ~TGOMZDS: (Private to ~Frost) ik
[23:32:56] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) <3
[23:33:02] ~TGOMZDS: (Private to ~Frost) tell me things to say if you want <3
[23:33:04] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: hella.
[23:33:06] ~Nascourge: Motherfucking GO!
[23:33:08] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) I dunno get creative
[23:33:13] ~Nascourge: Stop catchphrasing and MOVE THE BOAT!
[23:33:20] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:33:22] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani moves the boat somehow
[23:33:53] ~TGOMZDS: "The raft refuses to leave, knowing the Royal Countess Marie VIII would never leave a perfectly good frog gig behind"
[23:34:11] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[23:34:12] • @Johan tries to move the boat
[23:34:20] ~TGOMZDS: "the zombie is now out of the water"
[23:34:31] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) literally anywhere you can just do it XD
[23:34:38] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) It'll make me haaaapppppyyyy
[23:34:40] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani kicks the zombie
[23:34:47] ~TGOMZDS: (Private to ~Frost) you don't count what the raft just did?
[23:34:53] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) I do
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[23:35:29] ~TGOMZDS: The zombie's head dies, the ghost of Royal Countess Marie VIII is appauled by the inhumanity shown to this inhuman thing.
[23:35:58] ~Nascourge: Let's go, it's dead, grab the fucking frog gig.
[23:36:10] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani grabs the fucking frog gig.
[23:36:10] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:36:13] ~Frost: (this is just great XD)
[23:36:28] ~TGOMZDS: "The raft refuses to tolerate such profanity, knowing that Royal Countess Marie VIII wouldn't have"
[23:36:54] • @Johan attempts to move the raft less obscenely
[23:36:54] ~Frost: (See, I'm with all of you in spirit!)
[23:37:14] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[23:37:15] ~Nascourge: QUE?!
[23:37:16] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani grabs the gig nicely
[23:37:33] ~TGOMZDS: "Johan falls in the water, the alligator comes back, Truck"
[23:37:41] @Johan: AAAAAH
[23:37:44] @Johan: NAS HELP
[23:37:51] ~Frost: (what would The Royal Countess Marie VIII do?)
[23:37:51] • @Johan flails
[23:37:56] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Truck.
[23:37:56] ~Nascourge: Shit, by johan!
[23:38:00] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[23:38:00] ~Nascourge: *bye
[23:38:15] • @Johan attempts to climb on the raft
[23:38:18] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Bye loser, I'll remember your rad moments well!
[23:38:21] ~TGOMZDS: "the alligator rams Johan a foot back, knocking the wind out of him, it will eat him soon."
[23:38:45] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[23:38:47] ~Nascourge: Okay, no alligator and 140 pounds lighter.
[23:38:48] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani attempts to get the raft going while continuing to try and get her gig
[23:39:05] @Johan: (Welp)
[23:39:23] ~TGOMZDS: "The raft jerks suddenly, throwing the other two assholes in the water, no doubt honoring Royal Countess Marie VIII's wishes"
[23:39:38] ~Frost: (this is fucking perfect XD)
[23:39:40] @Johan: (These rolls)
[23:39:42] ~Nascourge: Truck, Jo, get the fucking gig so this raft will shut up!
[23:39:45] @Johan: (are amazing)
[23:39:46] ~Frost: (WHO'S KURLOZ NOW Butch from Team Rocket?!)
[23:39:56] • ~Nascourge tries to bowie the lizard
[23:39:59] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[23:40:06] • @Johan flails at the alligator
[23:40:18] ~TGOMZDS: "the Lizard is bowies, it's in pain, but alligators don't back down"
[23:40:24] ~TGOMZDS: bowied*
[23:40:26] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (Truck YOU)
[23:40:45] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani gets on the raft again, using her past experience at this to her benefit
[23:40:58] ~Nascourge: If you don't get the fucking gig, it won't fucking move.
[23:41:28] ~Nascourge: Johan, I apologize for pretty much everything that's about to happen.
[23:41:32] • @Johan flails towards the raft
Random number (1 - 20): 9
[23:41:44] • ~Nascourge cuts off one of Johan's fingers and throws it away from the raft
[23:42:08] ~Frost: (HOLY SHIT)
[23:42:24] ~TGOMZDS: "The flailing just makes the alligator hungrier, it looks away from its stabber at the tasty sexy morsel in the water"
Random number (1 - 20): 13
[23:42:30] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani also grabs the VERY NICE GIG
[23:42:56] ~TGOMZDS: "Jo got back on with her nice gig"
[23:42:59] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[23:43:03] • @Johan climbs on the raft
[23:43:12] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 13
[23:43:27] ~TGOMZDS: "Johan resists having his finger cut off"
[23:43:30] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[23:43:41] ~TGOMZDS: "Johan gets back on the raft"
[23:43:48] ~Nascourge: Shit!
[23:43:51] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 13
[23:44:13] ~TGOMZDS: the alligator now rams nas, knocking his wind out as it did with Johan"
[23:44:16] ~TGOMZDS: *"
[23:44:31] ~Nascourge: Jo, cut a body part off Johan!
[23:44:31] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Truck, Nas you okay bro?
[23:44:55] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[23:44:59] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani uses her gig to wrench a finger off of him and throw it near the gater
[23:45:15] ~TGOMZDS: "Nas's head bobs under the water, he's starting to drown"
[23:45:26] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[23:45:27] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[23:45:33] ~TGOMZDS: "no, she fails"
[23:45:41] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani also tries to reach out and grab nas and pull him up
[23:45:43] • ~Nascourge tries to ride that alligator
[23:45:46] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[23:46:02] • @Johan helps Jo pull Nas on to the raft
[23:46:03] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:46:26] ~TGOMZDS: "Nas fucks up, the Alligator also fucks up, the two Truck ups feel bad."
[23:46:41] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[23:47:03] ~TGOMZDS: "Johan fails to grab nas and puts his hand in gross swamp goo"
[23:47:25] • ~Nascourge tries one last desperate alligator murder attempt
[23:47:30] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[23:47:32] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[23:47:33] @Johan: Ewww Swamp goo
[23:47:51] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) YOU'RE DOING WELL xd
[23:47:51] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani tries one more time to pull Nas up onto the raft
[23:47:53] ~Frost: (Private to ~TGOMZDS) shit caps
[23:47:57] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[23:49:12] ~TGOMZDS: "Nas misses, The alligator finally quits fucking around and clamps down on Nas's neck, pulling him underwater. At this point, saving him might be an option, but it's risky and unlikely."
[23:49:29] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Well then.
[23:49:32] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Let's go.
[23:49:41] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani attempts to get the raft going again
[23:49:45] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Bye loser.
[23:49:58] • ~Nascourge atomic NASKICKING
[23:50:02] @Johan: Why isn't Nas coming?
[23:50:17] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: He's dead Jim.
[23:50:20] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Johna.
[23:50:23] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Johan.
[23:50:25] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 13
[23:50:29] @Johan: Oh.
[23:50:31] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: It's hard to remember your name sometimes.
[23:50:33] ~Frost: (oh oh, he can join me in the Butch from Team Rocket dimension!)
[23:51:10] @Johan: Where are we going now?
[23:51:15] ~TGOMZDS: "nas lightly injures the alligator, the ghost of Royal Countess Marie VIII is very displeased as the alligator kills Nas"
[23:51:28] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[23:51:35] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[23:51:38] ~Frost: (bow down bitches. BOW DOWN.)
[23:52:16] @Johan: (Frost. This is the one RP where our characters don't hate each other)
[23:52:41] ~Frost: (IF ANY OF YOU REFERENCE FREO I WILL CUT A Butch from Team Rocket)
[23:52:45] ~Nascourge: (#freoiscannoncauseiwritecannon)
[23:52:45] ~TGOMZDS: "The alligator stores nas's body in it's cave thing. When he reanimates, the alligator is gone and he has exceptional control of his new zombie self."
[23:52:58] @Johan: (Wait what)
[23:53:09] ~Frost: (no not allowed)
[23:53:10] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (hey at least our charas hated each other)
[23:53:11] @Johan: 9@kweentorce)
[23:53:13] ~Frost: (I defy you)
[23:53:23] • ~Nascourge looks around his new alligator cave home
[23:53:25] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (a hate that burns on regardless of character)
[23:53:37] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 15
[23:53:41] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani is doing something somewhere
[23:53:59] ~Frost: (shea I love how all of your RP characters are WHORE WHO CHEAT ON ME)
[23:54:15] ~Nascourge: (FOR THE GOOD OF THE DARK FEY)
[23:54:30] ~Frost: (CHEEAAATTEEEERRR)
[23:54:30] ~TGOMZDS: "Nas sees that the only way out is to swim down through a tunnel, he also sees some of the alligators victims with meat still on their bones, they look delicious."
[23:54:36] • @Johan is probably staring on wonder at whatever Jo is doing
[23:54:43] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[23:54:48] • ~Nascourge chow fucking down
[23:54:51] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (YOU LIKE IT Butch from Team Rocket ADMIT IT)
[23:55:05] ~Frost: (AND THEN YOU HELP OUT MY STALKER IN THE OTHER RP)
[23:55:16] ~Frost: (AND DEFY MY ORDERS)
[23:55:34] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (HAHAHAHAHA)
[23:55:55] • ~Nascourge heads out of the thin tunnel
[23:55:56] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (but seriously frost avende aint pulling any punches on them loopholes in the official rp okay)
[23:56:18] ~Frost: (just you wait, when she gets stronger, there won't be any.)
[23:56:18] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani sails the S.S. Butch from Team Rocket to the settlement on her map
[23:56:27] ~Frost: (because it's all your decisions deary :3)
[23:56:29] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[23:56:36] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: (yeah, none but what her stupidity puts there)
[23:57:17] ~Frost: (maybe if I force you to make moves on him enough your idiot brain will actually believe she loves him!)
[23:57:34] ~Nascourge: (#approves)
[23:57:45] ~TGOMZDS: "They head for the settlement, they amazingly get stuck on the island the alligator had built its den on. Nas notices the disturbance of a raft hitting the ceiling. There is nothing threatening on the surface of the island."
[23:58:12] @Johan: WHOA! Jo can we explore the island?
[23:58:30] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Lemme take a look first lil dude.
[23:58:41] • @Jovana Skyler Mantovani takes a look at what she can see from here
[23:58:47] • ~Nascourge surface on the island
[23:58:54] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Holy shit.
[23:59:11] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[23:59:11] @Johan: Oooh is that a zombie? Caqn I pet it?
[23:59:18] @Johan: (Can*)
[23:59:24] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Stay dude.
[23:59:29] ~Nascourge: Johan, shut the Truck up, you can't fucking pet me.
[23:59:47] ~TGOMZDS: "Nas gets to the surface and notices who but his abondoners. The ghost of Royal Countess Marie VIII is satisfied by the irony."
[23:59:53] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Oh hey Nas, bro.
[00:00:02] ~Frost: (>:3)
[00:00:10] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: We came by to pick you up.
[00:00:17] ~Nascourge: Jo, I'm really fucking short on reasons not to eat your Nas and pick my teeth with Johan's bones.
[00:00:29] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 11
[00:00:39] @Johan: Um....that doesn't sound good
[00:00:48] ~TGOMZDS: "He really wants to eat her. She looks so fucking tasty"
[00:01:02] @Jovana Skyler Mantovani: Mostly cause you know my morals are shifty enough to help a zombie bro get some noms without putting his own Nas in danger should a rad deal be set up.
[00:01:39] ~TGOMZDS: "God is confused by Jo's dialect, remembering that most of society has died out."
[00:01:54] ~Nascourge: What kind of fucking deal are we talking about?
[00:02:05] ~TGOMZDS: "God is confused by Nas's dialect, remembering that most of society has died out."
[00:02:32] @Johan: (And suddenly Jo disappears)
[00:02:37] ~TGOMZDS: "The ghost of Royal Countess Marie VIII is confused by both of their dialects, remembering that most of society has died out."
[00:03:39] @Sheastuck: I'm talking about the kind of deal where we hit up a settlement, maybe invite a sexy new friend on out for some rad time with me. And by rad time with me, I mean eating time for you.
[00:04:03] ~Nascourge: Alright, I'm down. Move the Truck over, Johan.
[00:04:07] @Sheastuck: Then in return you grab some people noms from hard to reach places where me and this dude here cant get at.
[00:04:07] • ~Nascourge boards raft
[00:04:41] • @Johan scoots over to make space for zombie Nas
[00:05:12] • @Sheastuck gets the raft going again, in the direction of the settlement.
[00:05:19] ~TGOMZDS: "just to clear things up, so far nas has only eaten animals, that's what was in the alligator's den, The alligator had never killed a human, explaining why it didn't prevent nas from turning."
[00:05:57] ~TGOMZDS: "You guys arrive at the settlement, no more rolls for that"
[00:06:09] @Johan: Oooooh
[00:06:15] @Johan: Jo what's this?
[00:06:34] ~Nascourge: Johan, I swear to go if you don't stop trying to pet my Nas I"m going to beat you to death.
[00:06:36] @Sheastuck: A place Nas can't enter without getting killed off for real.
[00:07:09] @Johan: For real?
[00:07:35] ~Nascourge: Like, double dead.
[00:07:36] • @Johan surprised face
[00:07:37] @Sheastuck: As in not gonna get up and tell you to shut the Truck up.
[00:07:43] @Sheastuck: Ever again.
[00:08:02] ~TGOMZDS: "there are three swamp houses that are used by the people, the smallest is where most people sleep. The largest is their form of a mall, it has everything from sticks, to apples, to medicine, a one stop shop! The median house is used for events and is just used as a gathering ground in general.
[00:08:04] ~TGOMZDS: "*
[00:08:39] ~Nascourge: Alright, what the Truck do I do?
[00:08:50] @Sheastuck: Hide back here like a good dead dude.
[00:09:01] @Sheastuck: And I'll bring a bro back for you.
[00:09:04] ~Nascourge: Fine, peace.
[00:09:08] @Sheastuck: Still got that gold bible?
[00:09:10] @Johan: Can I help?
[00:09:16] • ~Nascourge slinks into the lake until his head is underwater
[00:09:26] @Sheastuck: Johan you can stay here if you want.
[00:09:39] ~Nascourge: Oh, wait, don't kill the person before you bring them to me.
[00:09:44] ~Nascourge: Or they'll get all zombie and gross.
[00:09:49] @Johan: New Nas kinda scares me more than normal Nas...
[00:10:23] @Sheastuck: Nah, he's the same as ever.
[00:10:32] @Sheastuck: See ya later bro.
[00:11:10] ~TGOMZDS: ("Nascourge sleeps, he has a nightmare about his blood spiraling everywhere, he has now levelled up, he may put up to 10 points in either biting, running, walking, talking, or dental hygiene")
[00:11:14] • @Sheastuck walks up to the settlement all hella r4d1c4l.
[00:11:42] • @Johan stares in wonder at Nas
[00:11:47] • @Johan never blinking
[00:12:01] ~Nascourge: Johan, go do something else before your eyes pop out.
[00:12:06] ~Nascourge: You're scaring ME, and I'm a zombie.
[00:12:19] @Sheastuck: Hello?
[00:12:29] @Johan: What else can I do? Jo told me to wait here.
[00:12:59] ~TGOMZDS: "The town's vigilante charges at Jovana with a knife and screams, "What the Truck do you want you ugly whore!""
[00:13:09] ~Nascourge: Go the grocery store and get some people chow for you and JO.
[00:13:24] @Johan: Hmmm....ok!
[00:13:27] @Sheastuck: Woah broski, you doing alright? You seem hella stressed and shit.
[00:13:59] • @Johan wanders in the general direction of the mall building
[00:14:03] ~TGOMZDS: "I'll have an eye on you, newcomers rarely mean anything good here."
[00:14:13] ~TGOMZDS: "the stranger walks away"
[00:15:35] @Sheastuck: See you later dude. Stay radical.
[00:15:36] ~TGOMZDS: "Johan walks generally to the mall"
[00:16:06] • @Sheastuck stalks about looking for a hot man who might want her lady bits in a sexual sort of way.
[00:16:25] • @Johan enters the mall
[00:16:31] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 15
[00:17:01] ~TGOMZDS: "One man is fascinated by Jo, she notices him staring."
[00:17:27] • @Sheastuck wonks
[00:17:30] @Sheastuck: (*winks)
[00:17:38] ~Nascourge: (Wonking on the first date?)
[00:17:51] ~TGOMZDS: A man greets Johan, "Welcome stranger, I'm S, we've got more than you probably need here, look around."
[00:17:56] ~Frost: (are you cheating on me again)
[00:18:08] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[00:18:16] @Sheastuck: ( http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/264/e/9/wink_wonk_by_kaged_terrorism-d5ffqnv.png )
[00:18:37] ~TGOMZDS: "The man thinks winking is gross, but he decides to talk to her anyway to avoid the imbreeding he's likely to be a part of if he doesn't."
[00:18:43] @Sheastuck: I don't believe I have to look around any further to find what I need.
[00:19:05] ~Nascourge: (Johan, S is talking to you.)
[00:19:06] @Johan: Hi mister. My new friend told me to look for food.
[00:19:12] @Johan: There is food here right?
[00:19:17] • @Johan confused look
[00:19:20] ~Nascourge: (MOTHER OF GOD DO NOT TELL HIM WHAT I AM.)
[00:19:42] @Johan: (I won't. I may be retarded, but I'm not THAT retarded)
[00:19:42] ~TGOMZDS: It's not too well organized here, but there's food on pretty much all the shelves, we are a store though just so you know, so you'll have to have something to trade.
[00:19:50] ~TGOMZDS: S:*
[00:19:58] • @Sheastuck mutters under her breath at god and goes off to look around since that guy probably things she's nuts. Not that she isn't.
[00:20:41] @Johan: Uhh...
[00:20:51] • @Johan looks around the store
[00:20:54] ~TGOMZDS: "The man talks to Jo:" Miss, I haven't seen you around here, I'm B. And who might I be speaking with?"
[00:21:23] @Sheastuck: I'm Jo. Nice to meet you dude.
[00:22:53] ~TGOMZDS: B: I am quite the dude, I've read about those ranches, too bad they don't exist anymore, I'd make a great cowboy. You must be a cowgirl yourself.
[00:23:39] • @Johan wanders back to Nas
[00:23:40] @Sheastuck: I might just be, wouldn't hurt to find out.
[00:23:46] ~TGOMZDS: B awkwardly continues: Oh cowgirl, I've also read about the position, you really know how to turn a guy on.
[00:24:29] @Johan: Naaaaaaas
[00:24:40] @Johan: They say they need stuff to trade
[00:24:46] ~TGOMZDS: "Johan finds canned goods, and flour, pretty much anything lame he says he brings to the counter he will find"
[00:24:52] ~Nascourge: Take this.
[00:24:56] • ~Nascourge gives him golden bible
[00:25:00] ~Nascourge: And get the Truck out.
[00:25:05] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[00:25:08] • @Sheastuck trails some fingers up his arm
[00:25:19] ~TGOMZDS: "The ghost of Royal Countess Marie VIII does not vanish the bible for some reason"
[00:25:28] @Sheastuck: Oh you've read up on this sort of stuff then? I like boys who read.
[00:25:41] • @Johan goes back to the store
[00:26:20] ~TGOMZDS: B: Oh I read a lot, I guess you could guess by how much I read into the conversation, I have in fact read the guide to a woman's heart, the books says it works amazingly.
[00:27:00] ~TGOMZDS: B: hee hee hee that tickles
[00:27:08] • @Johan grabs 8 cans of various foods
[00:27:29] @Sheastuck: Well, I can tell you first hand that it's working hella well. You wanna guess what else I can do that involves my hands?
[00:27:52] ~Nascourge: (Knit?)
[00:27:54] • @Johan goes to the counter where S is standing
[00:27:58] @Sheastuck: (hella)
[00:27:59] ~TGOMZDS: B: Oh I can guess all day, I'm also great at guessing. I'm going to say... Milk cows.
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[00:28:43] ~TGOMZDS: S: you go for the good stuff huh, and what do you have to trade?
[00:29:00] • @Johan slumps golden bible on counter
[00:29:11] ~Nascourge: (That bible has terrible posture.)
[00:29:22] @Johan: (Worse than IRL me)
[00:29:30] @Johan: (And that's saying a lot)
[00:29:42] ~Nascourge: (I like how Johan is an idiot and adorable, I'm glad you got a personality in this one.)
[00:29:53] ~TGOMZDS: "S takes a look at the bible, he flips through the pages checking the numbers to be sure none are missing. he then tries to gage how thick the gold is."
[00:30:07] @Sheastuck: Hell yes, in fact there's a nice fat cow waiting outside. If you don't mind coming with me I can show you all of my techniques.
[00:30:10] @Johan: (Thanks. I think I might use him for other RPs)
[00:30:34] ~TGOMZDS: S: this is pretty nice, and as a nice guy myself I can't rip you off, you should take two more cans, I'd feel wrong about you taking any less than 10 for it.
[00:30:46] @Johan: Really?!
[00:30:50] • @Johan sparkle eyes
[00:30:51] ~TGOMZDS: S: Really.
[00:31:08] @Johan: (I wish my keyboard had an interrobang)
[00:31:16] ~Nascourge: (Doesn't everyone?)
[00:31:26] ~TGOMZDS: B: Oh this will be great, how did you get a cow out here in the swamp?
[00:31:29] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 15
[00:31:33] • @Johan grabs two more cans of food
[00:31:53] ~TGOMZDS: "B goes with Jo"
[00:32:03] • @Johan plonks them on the counter
[00:32:35] • @Sheastuck brings him out all seductively by the edge of the water and then pushes him in.
[00:32:51] • ~Nascourge NASNOM!
[00:32:57] @Sheastuck: Radical.
[00:32:59] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[00:33:28] ~TGOMZDS: "B freaks the Truck out and is not instantly devoured by Nas."
[00:33:35] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 9
[00:33:51] @Sheastuck: Oh baby, I figured you might enjoy a little rough play.
[00:34:06] ~TGOMZDS: B: Cowgirl, what are you doing, is this part of your foreplay?
[00:34:31] ~TGOMZDS: "S trades with johan"
[00:34:35] @Sheastuck: Yeah. Getting a little down and dirty, now come over here.
[00:34:44] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[00:35:00] @Johan: Oh but Sir mr. S sir
[00:35:07] @Johan: Can I have something to carry these with?
[00:35:13] ~TGOMZDS: "It turns out B is very submissive and does what she says"
Random number (1 - 20): 12
[00:35:47] • @Sheastuck stabs him in the eye with the gig and pushes him back in the water again.
[00:35:59] • ~Nascourge NASNOM 2!
[00:36:00] ~TGOMZDS: S: I guess I can help, I'll go get him.
[00:36:14] ~TGOMZDS: "S walks out the door and calls "I""
[00:36:34] ~TGOMZDS: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 18
[00:37:06] ~TGOMZDS: "B is stabbed in the eye, he starts bleeding out."
[00:37:43] ~TGOMZDS: B: how could you, oh if only I'd noticed this brigand sooner, I've studied martial arts so th...
[00:37:43] • @Sheastuck pushes him over
[00:37:53] @Sheastuck: Sorry babe, don't take it personally.
[00:38:11] @Sheastuck: Yo Nas!
[00:38:16] • ~Nascourge NASNOM THE SEQUEL
[00:38:24] @Johan: (YESSSSSSS)
[00:38:24] ~TGOMZDS: I: What is it!?
[00:38:45] ~TGOMZDS: "I charges to the store with his butcher knife drawn"
[00:39:03] • @Johan wonder gasp
[00:39:11] @Johan: Is that a knife?
[00:39:45] ~TGOMZDS: I: yes it's a knife you little shit. Is he stealing from the store, these fucking outsiders!
[00:39:51] ~TGOMZDS: "nas ate him"
[00:40:10] • @Sheastuck heads back into town looking for Johan, cause where the Truck else would that dude be.
[00:40:13] ~Nascourge: Okay, thanks, Jo, go help Johan get food now, he's fucking dumb as a sack of bricks.
[00:40:21] ~TGOMZDS: S: no, he just needs help carrying his groceries.
[00:40:41] ~TGOMZDS: I: Oh, at your service, but don't try anything with me.
[00:41:21] @Johan: Aren't you nto supposed to run with knives? Or was it scissors? Or Pencils...
[00:41:35] @Johan: I think my friends are out by the lake
[00:42:02] ~TGOMZDS: I: You know that thing I just said about not trying anything? well that includes conversation. I'll take what groceries you can't hold and you lead the way.
[00:42:17] • @Sheastuck DO I FIND THEM PLEASE
[00:42:22] • @Johan takes the groceries he can hold
[00:42:29] • @Johan wanders back towards the boat
[00:43:38] ~TGOMZDS: "I takes the rest of the groceries in one hand and keeps his knife prepared, muttering, "friends.""
[00:44:21] ~TGOMZDS: "Johan and I arrive at the boat with the groceries."
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[00:44:51] @Sheastuck: Sup lil dude, and stressed out bro. How's it hanging.
[00:44:57] @Johan: I got food
[00:45:01] @Johan: lots of it!
[00:45:19] @Sheastuck: Niiiice! That's my lil dude. You did a hella good job and I am proud of you.
[00:45:19] ~TGOMZDS: "Oh the ugly whore again, how'd the slutting go?"
[00:45:20] @Johan: And this is...
[00:45:22] @Johan: E?
[00:45:23] ~TGOMZDS: I:*
[00:45:24] @Johan: O!
[00:45:40] @Johan: I think It's U
[00:45:41] ~TGOMZDS: Yes, I am I.
[00:45:43] @Johan: He's nice
[00:45:49] @Johan: but he's also mena
[00:45:53] @Johan: (mean*)
[00:45:54] @Sheastuck: Yeah, I'm sure he's super nice.
[00:46:03] @Johan: He
[00:46:03] • ~Nascourge dive dive dive
[00:46:05] ~TGOMZDS: "I sits down the groceries"
[00:46:07] @Johan: (Derp()
[00:46:11] @Johan: He's like Nas!
[00:46:18] @Johan: Anyway
[00:46:21] @Johan: I got like
[00:46:21] ~TGOMZDS: so will you three be leaving soon?
[00:46:24] ~TGOMZDS: I:*
[00:46:30] • @Johan counts on his fingers
[00:46:43] • @Johan holds up both hands
[00:46:45] @Sheastuck: Yeah, sooner the better. We don't want to bother you rad dudes any more.
[00:46:47] @Johan: this many!
[00:46:54] • @Sheastuck high fives Johan
[00:47:06] @Sheastuck: You are a hella smart dude, I ever tell you that.
[00:47:40] ~TGOMZDS: I: good. Enjoy your groceries, it is wood mart's goal to achieve the highest level of customer satisfaction.
[00:47:53] @Sheastuck: Hella.
[00:47:55] ~TGOMZDS: "I leaves"
[00:48:05] @Sheastuck: Bye!
[00:48:22] ~Nascourge: .... Is I gone?
[00:48:27] @Johan: Yessssssss
[00:48:45] @Sheastuck: Yep.
[00:48:57] • @Sheastuck gets the groceries on the raft.
[00:49:24] • ~Nascourge smashes B's head in and gets in the raft
[00:49:28] ~Nascourge: We gonna jet?
[00:50:01] @Johan: Awww
[00:50:08] @Johan: I wanna talk to the village people more
[00:50:20] • @Johan sad face
[00:50:36] ~TGOMZDS: (It's fun to stay at the YMCA!~)
[00:50:47] ~Nascourge: Dude, the more time we spend around other fuckers, the more likely I'll die.
[00:50:48] @Johan: (Exactly what I was thinking)
[00:50:50] @Sheastuck: It's okay bro, there's other places to go.
[00:51:00] @Johan: ...Ok
[00:51:02] @Sheastuck: Plus, you don't want Nas to get all angry at you.
[00:51:13] @Johan: Nas is always angry at me
[00:51:23] @Sheastuck: Well, that's just how he is.
[00:51:37] ~TGOMZDS: (wrapping this up shortly, I'll have a conclusion post in a sec)
[00:52:15] @Johan: (Ok)
[00:52:28] @Sheastuck: (alright)
[00:52:50] ~TGOMZDS: "The party set out for what will no doubt be a murder spree in an already terrible world. Who knows if these three will live happily ever after, or be dead next week, but we do know there will be a bad time to be had in the settlement."
[00:53:14] ~TGOMZDS: (I'm actually going to write a super short fic for the consequences in that town.)
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