Main Chat Mad Libs

(1 Name) (2 Interjection) (3 Pokemon) (4 Name) (5 Adjective) (6 Verb) (7 Verb ending in "ing") (8 Name) (9 place) (10 Thing) (11 Link) (12 Noun) (13 Adjective) (14 Anything) (15 Anything) (16 Two Letters) (17 Verb)

I'd like one person to answer Numbers 1 through 8 and another to answer numbers 9 through 17, that way we'll get some variety. Once they're posted, I'll send the result. Anyone can post their own main chat mad libs too if they want to make them.

9: Topeka Kansas
10:"the-bi"
11: http://belarr.com/bakercat/
12: The Ebola Virus
13: Goffick
14 MURRIED 4EEEEEVAAAR
15 Invalid's OTP
16 Q H
17 defenestrate

1. Nascourge
2. Duck and Cover!
3. Quagsire
4. Natural Harmonious Gropious
5. Hard
6. Shanked
7. Flying
8. Vanilla Ice

Nascourge: Duck and Cover!
Nascourge: I made someone rage quit
Nascourge: I still got it :3
Nascourge: My Quagsire is just bitchin
Natural Harmonious Gropious: Lol
Natural Harmonious Gropious: I try hard not to ragequit
Natural Harmonious Gropious: It doesn't seem Hard to me to just forfeit
Natural Harmonious Gropious: I try to have more class than that
Natural Harmonious Gropious:
Nascourge: It's pretty easy to Shank someone with Weavile when the just use Dragon/Ice types
Nascourge: And he was using ubers and we was Flying my Nas I almost evened out how many pokemon we had till he forefeited
Nascourge: Oh god my The-Bi status
Nascourge: It says if anyone is willing to call me Onii-Chan that would be cool xD
Nascourge: I reject his battles and he leaves
Nascourge: He came to Topeka Kansas for me <3
Nascourge: xD
Nascourge: 4
Nascourge: I made a new The Ebola Virus as well it's more Goffick and stuff
Nascourge: http://belarr.com/bakercat/
Nascourge: I wish I had the MURRIED 4EEEEEVAAAR channel right about now
Nascourge: REALLY wish I had M4E channel about now
Flying is bad: h1
Flying is bad: .
Nascourge: Goodbye everyone
Vanilla Ice: anyone for an Invalid's OTP battle?
Natural Harmonious Gropious: ..
Natural Harmonious Gropious: How could QH just leave like that?
Natural Harmonious Gropious: And why would he defenestrate himself?
Natural Harmonious Gropious: TT^TT