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PostSubject: Hey sexy wanna party ...? :)   Mon May 19, 2014 7:52 pm



Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most hilarious thing to happen to me this month.

[5/14/2014 1:22:18 PM] jen.treasure7: hi ^.^
[5/15/2014 11:37:39 PM] Kingtrace: Oh, hi. Sorry I didn't respond for awhile, was working.
[5/15/2014 11:37:46 PM] Kingtrace: Still don't know you. XD
[5/15/2014 11:38:03 PM] jen.treasure7: hi .... have we chatted before? 23/female.....u ??
[5/15/2014 11:39:10 PM] Kingtrace: Yes, we've chatted briefly on you somehow getting my contact info and me not knowing who you are.
[5/15/2014 11:39:24 PM] Kingtrace: Basically all of our conversations to this point have been about the same.
[5/15/2014 11:39:38 PM] jen.treasure7: im sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times! how're you??
[5/15/2014 11:40:42 PM] Kingtrace: Good, and you?
[5/15/2014 11:41:15 PM] jen.treasure7: Just got online....crazy week been working a lot! but i am feeling arroused! so what's up ... wanna have some fun?  Smile
[5/15/2014 11:41:50 PM] Kingtrace: No thank you, and now I'm VERY curious about where my skype contact ended up.
[5/15/2014 11:42:22 PM] jen.treasure7: I want a guy who can make me squirt ..have you ever made a chick cum? lol
[5/15/2014 11:43:27 PM] Kingtrace: That's a rather intimate questioning considering our relationship up until this point is not knowing each other in the slightest.
[5/15/2014 11:44:26 PM] jen.treasure7: i dont want a relationship for now..i just want to have fun..maybe later down the line Wink
[5/15/2014 11:45:26 PM] Kingtrace: Relationship meaning "how well we know each other."
[5/15/2014 11:45:31 PM] Kingtrace: Not like a romantic one.
[5/15/2014 11:45:49 PM] jen.treasure7: gonna change my panties..... want to see ?  =)
[5/15/2014 11:46:41 PM] Kingtrace: I feel like that is not the kind of knowing each other that I'm interested in. And seriously, how did you get my contact?
[5/15/2014 11:46:58 PM] jen.treasure7: want to play on webcam ??
[5/15/2014 11:48:03 PM] Kingtrace: No, I'm not interested in a sexual experience with you at this, and most likely any other, time.
[5/15/2014 11:48:28 PM] jen.treasure7: suit yourself...  ur prob a virgin anyways...  peace!
[5/15/2014 11:49:37 PM] Kingtrace: Yes, my virginity is clear due to my lack of interest in random internet tramps.
[5/15/2014 11:49:41 PM] Kingtrace: But as you say, peace.
[5/15/2014 11:50:07 PM] jen.treasure7: *This was a link to a webcam site, censored so noone gets stupid and goes there.* click the Sign Up button on my page,k,   now fill out ur information ...give it a second to load...when you get in, I'd luv 4 you to join me in pvt..k??
[5/15/2014 11:51:56 PM] Kingtrace: Is this usually how you flirt?
[5/15/2014 11:52:10 PM] Kingtrace: Call people virigins and then link your webcam?
[5/15/2014 11:52:17 PM] Kingtrace: I must say, it's a very new approach to me.
[5/15/2014 11:52:28 PM] jen.treasure7: i use this website to play on because i don't want to be recorded !..this site doesn't allow members to record my webcam  !! you know ?
[5/15/2014 11:54:15 PM] Kingtrace: I'm becomming more and more convinced that your are a very cleverly programmed AI that takes pieces of my sentences and generates a response based on a few keywords.
[5/15/2014 11:54:47 PM] jen.treasure7: credit card is just to prove your an adult , you will get in for free through my profile page but ya need to prove that you're not a minor ,can't show Nas and pussy to kids .. u know ??
[5/15/2014 11:56:23 PM] Kingtrace: You are actually an AI program.
[5/15/2014 11:56:34 PM] Kingtrace: Lord, this is actually rather interesting.
[5/15/2014 11:56:35 PM] Kingtrace: XD
[5/15/2014 11:57:01 PM] jen.treasure7: let me know when you are done or if you need help  ..I will be gettin' sexy for you ..ok ??   Smile
[5/16/2014 12:00:10 AM] Kingtrace: Yes, thank you for the priveledge of letting me see a gurllll naked for the measly price of my credit card information.
[5/16/2014 12:00:23 AM] Kingtrace: That sounds completely legit and not at all like a scam to me.
[5/16/2014 12:00:37 AM] jen.treasure7: brb... 1 second... got to restart my webcam ..ya comin' ??  =)
[5/16/2014 12:01:07 AM] Kingtrace: Do you have your sarcasm detector turned off?
[5/16/2014 12:01:16 AM] Kingtrace: You know I can google naked pictures for free, right?
[5/16/2014 12:01:24 AM] Kingtrace: I don't need to fall for a credit card scam to masturbate.
[5/16/2014 12:01:28 AM] jen.treasure7: k ur good let me kno when ur in sweety..
[5/16/2014 12:02:46 AM] Kingtrace: What does that sentence have anything to do with mine?
[5/16/2014 12:02:57 AM] Kingtrace: Just for the record I know at this point you're not reading these.
[5/16/2014 12:03:05 AM] jen.treasure7: are u in yet?
[5/16/2014 12:03:22 AM] Kingtrace: But the responses continue to be hilariously enough for me to keep insertting quarters in the slot for one more play.
[5/16/2014 12:03:57 AM] jen.treasure7: well hey  ...ya better give me some "gold" when u are on the site haha ....it's like a flurt & I'd love some from u ..k ?
[5/16/2014 12:05:03 AM] Kingtrace: You know what else has gold? World of Warcraft.
[5/16/2014 12:05:12 AM] Kingtrace: Go ahead, make that sexy in a half drunk full stupid way.
[5/16/2014 12:05:16 AM] jen.treasure7: k
[5/16/2014 12:05:19 AM] Kingtrace: I'm going to laugh so hard.
[5/16/2014 12:05:35 AM] jen.treasure7: ok
[5/16/2014 12:11:02 AM] Kingtrace: I assume you're having trouble coming up with a world of warcraft related come-on?
[5/16/2014 12:11:08 AM] Kingtrace: And you were doing so well, too.
[5/16/2014 12:11:15 AM] Kingtrace: I had my bank card out and everything.
[5/16/2014 12:11:29 AM] jen.treasure7: what's takin' u soo long sweety im in here waitin' for ...
[5/16/2014 12:12:43 AM] Kingtrace: You are aware that I can get unlimited porn for free, right?
[5/16/2014 12:13:02 AM] Kingtrace: Like, even if I were a desperate horny virgin, I could still just googled "boobies" and get my rocks off within minutes.

Please do not add this woman on Skype and then come crawling to me later when you no longer have money.

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PostSubject: Re: Hey sexy wanna party ...? :)   Sun Jun 29, 2014 6:31 pm

Wtf! This is too funny!! XD

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PostSubject: Re: Hey sexy wanna party ...? :)   Mon Jun 30, 2014 12:42 am

Yup, 6/5 most definitely.

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