Lost in the Shadow Realm

[14:38:25] ~Houras Soup-Sama: (Lost in the shadow realm, (x amount of) humans lost in a duel to yami yugi and were banished to the shadow realm. they've already sat around in a space bubble like in the show, but that got boring, so now they're on the shadow realm planet, and it's full of yugioh monsters. They have to survive and escape, but how?)
[14:38:43] @Mary Sue: (um)
[14:38:52] ~Katana Tanto: (I will RM the shit out of that.)
[14:38:56] @Mary Sue: (god dammit yami)
[14:39:16] ~Katana Tanto: (Invalid will RM.)
[14:39:57] ~Katana Tanto: (New names, everybody .)
[14:41:30] • ~Katana Tanto Damian Scythe
[14:41:46] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Imma just watch for now)
[14:42:00] @Flamingfrozengnome: (until I think of a personality)
[14:42:50] @Mary Sue: (frt me to Yasu Nishikawa)
[14:43:07] ~Damian Scythe: "I am an obvious bad guy who likes killing people, making the innocent suffer, and tipping over expensive vases. I have a short temper and am a huge narcisscist, and that's obviously how I got to the shadow realm."
(Mary Sue was forcibly renamed to Yasu Nishikawa by Damian Scythe.)
[14:44:48] @Yasu Nishikawa: "I am a pretty normal girl who got into duel monsters awhile ago, and I challenged some dude with spiky hair as a joke to a game and maybe did a little too much smack talk.... so yeah. I met Pegasus one time though, that was pretty cool."
[14:44:55] Shiny Terrakion: (Private to ~RM) Can I haz kitty food?
[14:47:46] ~RM: "The Delinquent Duo arrive in some wetlands. There are some blue frogs and a freaky looking black and red frog hopping around. They are in a pretty big clearing and are out in the open."
(Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to The Royal Countess Marie XII by Frost.)
[14:47:57] @Yasu Nishikawa: (why)
[14:48:06] @The Royal Countess Marie XII: (frost)
[14:48:06] ~RM: (because you suck at cards)
[14:48:08] ~Frost: (he needed a personality!)
[14:48:17] @Yasu Nishikawa: Um. What.
[14:48:18] @The Royal Countess Marie XII: (i can't act this high and mighty)
[14:48:19] ~Damian Scythe: Damn that Yugi Moto!
[14:48:26] @Yasu Nishikawa: Where the Truck.
[14:48:27] ~Frost: (just be a Butch from Team Rocket)
[14:48:39] @Yasu Nishikawa: (he doesnt want to rp right now frost)
[14:48:49] @The Royal Countess Marie XII: (i can't, I'm too naturally nice)
[14:48:49] ~Frost: (then do nothing and sit there with that name)
[14:48:52] ~Damian Scythe: Now that we have arrived in the physical Shadow Realm, we are a step closer to escape!
[14:49:01] ~Damian Scythe: (You killed Umber St'ro.)
[14:49:04] @Yasu Nishikawa: (you fucking monster)
[14:49:15] @Yasu Nishikawa: Uh, I guess??
[14:49:17] ~Frost: (wut)
[14:49:24] ~Frost: (oh i remember that)
[14:49:29] ~RM: (dupe frog and beelze frog)
[14:50:23] @The Royal Countess Marie XII: (What)
[14:50:45] ~RM: (those are the frogs)
[14:50:46] ~Damian Scythe: We should steamroll these weak and adorable frogs.
[14:50:53] ~Damian Scythe: And our vengence felt.
[14:50:57] @Yasu Nishikawa: Uh, okay.
[14:51:05] @The Royal Countess Marie XII: (oh. I didn't read the intro)
[14:51:28] • ~Damian Scythe kicks a blue frog
[14:51:36] ~Damian Scythe: Learn your place, you educated looking copy frog!
[14:51:42] • @Yasu Nishikawa checks inventory
[14:52:00] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[14:52:01] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[14:53:08] @The Royal Countess Marie XII: (nice Shea)
[14:54:49] ~RM: Damian kicks the frog, it is thoroughly annoyed and the freaky frog comes over to back it up. Yasu seems to have retained some cards from her deck. she has the axe of despair, two wabokus and a feral imp.
[14:54:51] ~RM: ""*
[14:55:13] @Yasu Nishikawa: (laughs)
[14:55:13] • ~Damian Scythe quickly checks inventory
[14:55:19] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[14:58:30] ~RM: "Damian has a card as well, the spherous lady. She's a freaky looking green scaled yellow bellied naga (snake person)."
[15:00:20] ~Empress Trace: I summon your might, Spherous Lady! Destroy these frogs with your divine wrath!
[15:00:31] • ~Empress Trace plays Spherous Lady
[15:02:27] ~RM: "The Spherous Lady slithers out of the ground as the card vanishes. She needs to be told which frog to attack first."
[15:03:23] ~Empress Trace: Attack the Dupe Frog!
[15:04:21] • @Yasu Nishikawa summons feral imp and tries to equip it with the axe of despair
[15:04:23] ~RM: !roll
Random number (1 - 6): 5
[15:04:27] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 19
[15:05:34] ~RM: "The dupe frog is very dead, it slowly vanishes as a treeborn frog card appears where the body as."
[15:05:39] ~RM: (was*)
[15:06:01] ~Empress Trace: Good gods I hate these new to me monster cards!
[15:06:05] ~Empress Trace: I'm only season one!
[15:06:08] ~Empress Trace: Damn it all!
[15:06:40] @Yasu Nishikawa: What.
[15:06:56] RoySceptile: (Private to ~RM) Do you still want that challenge?
[15:07:11] ~RM: "The Feral Imp swoops in from the sky from a direction no one was looking, the card slowly vanishes. The axe of despair card transforms into a badass axe."
[15:07:30] ~Empress Trace: Alright, I have weakened the flock slightly.
[15:07:36] ~Empress Trace: Command your imp.
[15:07:40] ~Empress Trace: I command itl
[15:07:44] ~Empress Trace: *it
[15:08:14] • @Yasu Nishikawa hands the axe carefully to the imp
[15:09:31] ~RM: "that's fine, the imp grabs it with ease, that stuff comes naturally to monsters."
[15:10:46] @Yasu Nishikawa: Okay, kill that uh, beelze frog
[15:10:56] • ~Empress Trace grabs the Treeborn Frog card
[15:11:01] @Yasu Nishikawa: thanks in advance friend
[15:11:25] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[15:11:43] ~RM: "it's dead as dead, the body convulses horrifically"
[15:11:54] ~RM: "and desintigrates)
[15:11:57] ~RM: "*
[15:12:11] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 9
[15:12:34] ~RM: "Damian gets the card."
[15:13:20] • @Yasu Nishikawa orders imp to attack a dupe frog
[15:13:28] ~RM: "there are 3 more dupe frogs"
[15:13:37] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 7
[15:13:58] ~RM: !roll 12
Random number (1 - 12): 4
[15:14:26] ~RM: "the dupe frog dies, leaving behind a swap frog card."
[15:15:03] ~Empress Trace: Now I summon Treeborne Frog!
[15:15:10] ~Empress Trace: And it attacks a Dupe Frog!
[15:15:20] • @Yasu Nishikawa grabs dat swap frog card
[15:15:21] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 15
[15:16:12] @Flamingfrozengnome: (If I recall, treeborn frog is weaker than dupe frog)
[15:16:18] ~RM: "treeborn frog kills the dupe frog amazingly"
[15:17:14] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[15:17:18] ~RM: !roll 12
Random number (1 - 12): 7
[15:17:24] ~Empress Trace: (They have the same attack.)
[15:17:44] ~RM: "it leaves behind the ronintoadin"
[15:18:03] • ~Empress Trace grabs the Ronintoadn
[15:18:48] @Flamingfrozengnome: (oh. I though dupe frog had like 400)
[15:19:22] ~RM: (it has 100, but since we're in the "wetlands" it has a 1200 boost)
[15:19:57] @Flamingfrozengnome: (Oh ok. I've never used frogs, so i wasn't sure, I've only played against it)
[15:20:25] • @Yasu Nishikawa has feral imp kill dat last Butch from Team Rocket
[15:20:54] ~RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 14
[15:21:07] ~RM: !roll 12
Random number (1 - 12): 7
[15:21:25] ~RM: "it dies and leaves behind another ronintoadin"
[15:22:04] • @Yasu Nishikawa picks up a ronintoadin
[15:22:37] ~Empress Trace: Alright, our armies have expanded.
[15:23:35] ~Empress Trace: (pause)