[20:17:13] @Flamingfrozengnome: "Last time on, 'Wormholes, now without worms!' our protagonists found themselves in a large city, that is empty. Go forth heroes!"
[20:17:22] ~Potatomancer Trace: Thanks God.
[20:17:57] ~Frost: Whatever
[20:17:58] ~Potatomancer Trace: Frost, what happened before shit got wild, anyway?
[20:18:26] ~Frost: They told me i created that place and then kept trying to stop me from leaving
[20:18:29] @Flamingfrozengnome: (We should wait for Shea, and can someone RM me please?)
(Flamingfrozengnome was forcibly renamed to RM by Potatomancer Trace.)
[20:18:43] ~Potatomancer Trace: (Alright, we'll wait.)
[20:19:06] @RM: (Well you guys can talk, but no "plot" will happen)
[20:19:11] @Sheastuck: (ok im here)
[20:19:16] ~Potatomancer Trace: So, you didn't want to leave
[20:19:20] • ~Potatomancer Trace suggestive eyebrow
[20:19:25] @RM: (Cool)
[20:19:33] ~Frost: Don't be ridiculous.
[20:19:40] ~Frost: It was probably a lie anyway.
[20:19:46] ~Potatomancer Trace: I'm a potatomancer, I'm automatically ridiculous.
[20:19:48] ~Frost: I can't make fucking dimensions or whatever.
[20:20:01] @Sheastuck: I'm a.... something with fish.
[20:20:08] ~Potatomancer Trace: Dude, we can do anything we want if we think hard enough.
[20:20:16] ~Potatomancer Trace: This I've determined first hand.
[20:20:21] @RM: "Shea's legs are both large fish, and fully functioning"
[20:20:22] ~Frost: It doesn't matter anyway because we're here now and they're both dead.
[20:20:48] ~Potatomancer Trace: Yeah, that's a bummer. But hey, the good news is, with Lord English chasing us, we'll be dead soon, too.
[20:20:59] @Sheastuck: Yay!
[20:21:08] @Sheastuck: Speaking of, we should keep fucking going!
[20:21:15] ~Potatomancer Trace: Right, right.
[20:21:25] ~Frost: Does it matter? It's not like we can outrun someone like that.
[20:21:40] ~Potatomancer Trace: That's quiter talk!
[20:21:52] @Sheastuck: Well, me and Trace literally outran him didn't we?
[20:21:53] • ~Frost rolls eyes
[20:22:10] @RM: "A door attached to the nearest building opens, and a man steps out, and walks towards the party"
[20:22:13] ~Potatomancer Trace: Frost, your negativity may literally kill us.
[20:22:16] ~Potatomancer Trace: So be happy.
[20:22:18] @Sheastuck: Oh great an npc.
[20:22:24] ~Frost: You're crazy. It won't do anything.
[20:22:28] ~Potatomancer Trace: Hail, Traveller!
[20:22:33] ~Potatomancer Trace: How may I help you?
[20:22:45] ~Frost: And if anything happens it sure as hell won't be my fault!
[20:22:54] ~Frost: I don't have weird shit going on like either of you.
[20:23:20] ~Potatomancer Trace: Cept ethereal boyfriends.
[20:23:34] ~Frost: I told you that was a lie
[20:23:37] @Sheastuck: Yeah jesus christ.
[20:23:47] ~Frost: Gamzee said it. Would you trust him?
[20:23:48] @Sheastuck: It was real enough to you before you knew that.
[20:23:50] ~Potatomancer Trace: Npc, you gotta talk to me, bro, before I get emo.
[20:23:53] @RM: 'Well, I saw you all wandering around aimlessly, and figured I should ask if you need help. Do you need directiosn to somewhere?'
[20:24:08] ~Potatomancer Trace: Uh, what's around here to be directed too?
[20:24:21] ~Frost: Besides, you really think if I had a say in what was happening I'd be trapped there?
[20:24:52] @RM: 'You guys just fell out of a wormhole. Everyone that does that is headed somewhere.'
[20:24:56] @Sheastuck: Don't you have a kink for that or something frost?
[20:25:02] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, where do you think we're headed?
[20:25:03] ~Frost: N-no!
[20:25:14] ~Frost: And i certainly don't have a kink for English!
[20:25:15] @Sheastuck: That sounded soooooooo sure!
[20:25:19] ~Potatomancer Trace: Guys, I will turn this party around.
[20:25:28] @Sheastuck: Oh shit please don't/
[20:25:38] ~Frost: Hmph
[20:26:13] @RM: "The man shrugs. 'I can't say, having talked to you for roughly 2 mintues. You all do look a little panicked though.'"
[20:26:30] ~Frost: I'm perfectly calm thanks.
[20:26:33] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, well, do you have somewhere we can restock and refresh?
[20:27:14] ~Potatomancer Trace: I will potato anybody who even DREAMS about being negative, I swear to RM.
[20:27:36] ~Frost: Will you stop with that? You're worrying over nothing.
[20:27:57] @RM: 'The entire town here is abandoned. People pass through from time to time, but you and I are the only people here at the moment. The shops however, are not empty. I can lead to you to some places with food.'
[20:28:16] ~Frost: That sounds like some Spirited Away shit.
[20:28:22] ~Frost: Can we trust this guy?
[20:28:24] ~Potatomancer Trace: Oh, shit, yeah.
[20:28:29] @Sheastuck: Holy shit.
[20:28:37] ~Potatomancer Trace: Yo, who are you, anyway?
[20:28:44] @Sheastuck: Yeah that question.
[20:28:59] ~Frost: I'm about to go back to the Butch from Team Rocket dimension I swear to RM.
[20:29:03] ~Frost: I don't need this crap.
[20:29:45] @Sheastuck: Frost I swear to god no, just stick with us jesus christ, is that so hard?
[20:29:53] @RM: 'I appeared here a few days ago out of a wormhole, like you guys.'
[20:30:10] @RM: (Frost will probably get murdered if he goes out alone)
[20:30:22] ~Potatomancer Trace: Okay, I'm fine with eating potatoes for a few days.
[20:30:22] @Sheastuck: (yeah i know)
[20:30:27] ~Frost: (I didn't say go out, I said go back to the Butch from Team Rocket dimension)
[20:30:34] ~Frost: (only bitches like me can get in.)
[20:30:38] @Sheastuck: What were you doing before you ended up in the wormhole?
[20:30:44] @Sheastuck: (Well good thing im a Butch from Team Rocket too)
[20:30:51] ~Frost: (this is true)
[20:30:56] ~Frost: (have fun Trace.)
[20:31:07] @Sheastuck: (i will drag your Butch from Team Rocket Nas out of the Butch from Team Rocket dimension)
[20:31:09] @RM: (Oh not you two don't.)
[20:31:19] ~Potatomancer Trace: (I will believe I am a Butch from Team Rocket.)
[20:31:20] ~Frost: (you don't own me)
[20:31:24] ~Potatomancer Trace: (And thus it will be.)
[20:31:26] ~Potatomancer Trace: (He's god.)
[20:31:29] ~Frost: (trace you're an Nas. There's a difference)
[20:31:33] ~Potatomancer Trace: (How much more owning of you can he be?)
[20:31:43] ~Frost: (i was talking to shea)
[20:31:50] @Sheastuck: (meh, trace is a Butch from Team Rocket)
[20:32:02] ~Frost: (he's an Nas shea. He isn't bitchy.)
[20:32:13] @Sheastuck: (Also you're in my quadrants I have some ammount of ownership on your Nas even if i dont use it)
[20:32:16] ~Potatomancer Trace: Hey, answer the lady, Temporal Vagabond.
[20:32:29] @Sheastuck: Oh my god.
[20:32:32] @RM: (I'm trying to think of a thing)
[20:32:39] @RM: (My brain is malfunctioning)
[20:32:53] ~Potatomancer Trace: Frost, you should try believing something into existence.
[20:33:00] ~Potatomancer Trace: I swear to RM something will happen.
[20:33:53] ~Frost: I didn't believe that freakshow from earlier into existence....
[20:34:11] ~Frost: I'm not playing into this crap. No.
[20:34:19] ~Frost: Do it yourself if you;re so sure.
[20:34:20] @Sheastuck: We probably might have collectively done that.
[20:34:32] ~Potatomancer Trace: I MAKE POTATOES
[20:34:33] @RM: 'I was at work. Nothing unremarkable, until this happened.'
[20:34:45] @RM: 'Umm..What?'
[20:34:50] @Sheastuck: Oh, what line a work are you in?
[20:34:52] ~Frost: This is stupid.
[20:35:13] @Sheastuck: You're stupid.
[20:35:23] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, everyone stand the Truck back.
[20:35:28] • @Sheastuck steps back
[20:35:32] @RM: "The man steps back"
[20:35:33] • ~Frost does the thing
[20:35:38] ~Potatomancer Trace: I will prove fundamentally that this universe operates on a belief system.
[20:36:03] • ~Potatomancer Trace tries to create a pocket sized Nepeta by believing he has one
[20:36:08] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 3
[20:36:35] • ~Frost secretly tries to think up a Gamzee that won't kill me to take me away from here.
[20:36:41] ~Frost: (hehehehehehehehehe)
[20:36:44] @RM: "A ferret, as long as Trace's arm appears on his head. It's also rabid, and starts clawing his head."
[20:36:49] @RM: (No Frost)
[20:36:50] ~Potatomancer Trace: I PROVED IT
[20:36:53] ~Potatomancer Trace: OWWW
[20:36:56] • @Sheastuck frowns
[20:37:01] ~Frost: (gnerm is2g roll for it)
[20:37:12] @Sheastuck: Were you trying to make that in particular?
[20:37:12] ~Frost: (I will shank you)
[20:37:25] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[20:37:28] • ~Potatomancer Trace throws ferret onto ground and curb stomps the little bastard
[20:37:34] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 20
[20:37:37] • @Sheastuck tries to imagine up an umbrella sword
[20:37:40] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 5
[20:37:47] @Sheastuck: (i wanted a second one)
[20:37:47] ~Frost: (you already have one don't you?)
[20:37:52] ~Frost: (w/e)
[20:37:58] @Sheastuck: (dual weilding)
[20:38:11] ~Potatomancer Trace: Okay, this is basically fundamental proof we can change the universe by thinking.
[20:38:22] ~Potatomancer Trace: Not incredibly reliably for me, but we can.
[20:38:28] @RM: "A club used for juggling hits frost i nthe side of the head, out of nowhere, and trace curb stomps the living shit out of the ferret. It dies, and morphs into a small pile of gold coins."
[20:38:34] @RM: !roll20
[20:38:37] ~Potatomancer Trace: Sweet~
[20:38:38] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 13
[20:38:39] • ~Potatomancer Trace loots
[20:38:44] ~Frost: Ouch what the....
[20:38:53] @RM: "A small umbrella appears in shea's hand"
[20:38:59] • ~Frost falls over
[20:39:22] @RM: 'Uh....Is he ok?' "The man appears concerned"
[20:39:33] ~Potatomancer Trace: He's fine, I got this.
[20:39:35] @Sheastuck: omfg.
[20:39:44] • ~Potatomancer Trace healing potatoes Frost's concusion
[20:39:45] • ~Frost everything is all spinny
[20:39:46] @Sheastuck: Frost are you fucking okay.
[20:39:53] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 1
[20:40:02] ~Frost: (YOU FUCKER)
[20:40:06] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[20:40:12] ~Frost: (YOU KILLED ME)
[20:40:13] ~Potatomancer Trace: ( I ALREADY HAVE A HEALING POTATOE)
[20:40:20] • @Sheastuck protects frost head with the tiny umbrella
[20:40:21] &Havinfun85: (Rekt)
[20:40:22] ~Potatomancer Trace: (WHY ARE WE ROLLING FOR SOMETHING THAT HAS WORKED BEFOER)
[20:40:53] ~Frost: (there may or may not be a homicidal or non homicidal sexy clown after us.)
[20:40:54] @RM: (Be cause it's complex potatomancy)
[20:41:07] ~Potatomancer Trace: (But I already have one.)
[20:41:19] ~Potatomancer Trace: (I have at least half a healing potatoe in my pocket.)
[20:41:26] @RM: (Oh, I thought you were trying to create one.)
[20:41:55] @RM: "Frost feels better after eating the rest of the potato."
[20:42:06] ~Frost: Oww....
[20:42:18] ~Potatomancer Trace: See, I'm a fucking wizard.
[20:42:37] ~Potatomancer Trace: But enough about me in the bedroom, I'm also good at magic.
[20:42:42] @RM: 'I don't know what to say. Certainly, I've never seen anythign like it.'
[20:42:44] @Sheastuck: A practicer of white science?
[20:42:59] ~Potatomancer Trace: You know-w it, gurl.
[20:43:14] ~Frost: That was not what I ordered....
[20:43:31] • ~Frost rubs scalp
[20:43:37] @RM: 'Anyway, if you follow me, I can lead you to a "store" for food.'
[20:43:41] @Sheastuck: I got a tiny umbrella instead of another umbrella sword so. Yeah.
[20:43:44] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, I trust you enough.
[20:43:46] • ~Potatomancer Trace follows
[20:43:51] @Sheastuck: Let's go get some food and then keep going.
[20:43:56] • ~Frost picks up the club and examines it
[20:44:24] • ~Frost also looks around to see if it came from anywhere
[20:44:46] ~Potatomancer Trace: KIDS I WILL LEAVE YOU
[20:44:47] @RM: "The man leads you to a grocery store. The automatic doors are already open. The club seems to have appeared from nowhere."
[20:44:52] • @Sheastuck goes shit
[20:45:04] • ~Frost goes
[20:45:33] ~Frost: Wait...
[20:45:37] • ~Frost checks on the egg
[20:45:45] ~Frost: (the guardian one or whatever)
[20:45:54] ~Potatomancer Trace: The hell is that?
[20:46:05] @RM: "The egg is still an egg. Nothing has changed."
[20:46:09] ~Frost: He....gave it to me.
[20:46:18] @Sheastuck: What.
[20:46:47] • @Sheastuck examines egg for herself
[20:46:57] ~Frost: It doesn't matter. It's probably just a stupid normal egg.
[20:47:15] ~Frost: We've already established that he was a liar.
[20:47:21] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, let's go shopping, ladies!
[20:47:29] ~Frost: Pardon you
[20:47:30] @RM: "The egg is pure white. It's bigger than chicken egg, but small than an ostrich egg. It's somewhere inbetween. Anyway, it's unremarkable."
[20:47:39] ~Potatomancer Trace: Just believe this isn't a trap, people.
[20:48:01] @Sheastuck: (um, thats between a baseball and a basketball gnome what the Truck)
[20:48:08] • ~Potatomancer Trace enters the store
[20:48:10] @Sheastuck: (how fucking big is it????)
[20:48:15] • @Sheastuck enters the store
[20:48:22] • ~Frost follows them in
[20:48:25] @RM: (Like, exactly inbetween)
[20:48:36] ~Potatomancer Trace: (Aight, cool.)
[20:48:41] @Sheastuck: (ohok)
[20:48:50] ~Potatomancer Trace: (Ten bucks says there's a Gamgrub in it.)
[20:48:56] @RM: "It's a grocery store, except it looks like it was just restocked. All the shelves are full of different foods."
[20:49:02] ~Frost: (I am not gonna be a fucking baby momma)
[20:49:09] • @Sheastuck heads for the pocky
[20:49:11] ~Frost: (I will smash it is2g_
[20:49:18] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, this has raised my suspicion meter considerably.
[20:49:19] @Sheastuck: (FROST LOOK FOR FAYGO)
[20:49:31] @Sheastuck: (also i will be a mom for mystery egg idc)
[20:49:51] @RM: (Lol)
[20:49:53] • Champion Plasma sits on a rock
[20:49:56] ~Potatomancer Trace: (If it's Nepgrub, I will raise it with so much love she will become Dave.)
[20:49:58] ~Frost: (suddenly abortion)
[20:50:17] @Sheastuck: (crogrub omg)
[20:50:25] @Sheastuck: (heck any grub would be cute omg)
[20:50:26] ~Potatomancer Trace: I'm struggling to remain sure this is safe.
[20:50:37] • ~Frost looks for faygo
[20:50:42] @Sheastuck: (champ private rp sorry)
[20:50:49] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[20:51:24] @RM: "Frost finds two bottles of Grape faygo among a MASSIVE array of other sugary drinks."
[20:51:34] ~Frost: Ew Grape
[20:51:39] • ~Frost stashes it away
[20:51:45] ~Frost: (somehow.)
[20:51:52] ~Frost: (same way I'm holding a giant egg I suppose)
[20:51:55] @RM: "You have an inventory"
[20:51:59] • ~Potatomancer Trace tries one more time to make a pocket sized Nepgrub
[20:52:08] • @Sheastuck gets pocky and chocolate milk
Random number (1 - 20): 16
[20:52:18] @RM: (No Trace)
[20:52:21] @RM: (maybe later)
[20:52:24] ~Potatomancer Trace: (D'aaaaaa)
[20:52:28] ~Frost: (you suuuuck)
[20:52:37] ~Frost: (I want my gamzee in shining armor ;-
[20:52:47] @RM: "Shea stashes the food in her bottomless inventory"
[20:53:02] • ~Frost gets hot choclety milk
[20:53:03] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, I'm just gonna eat potatoes.
[20:53:11] ~Potatomancer Trace: My nervousness is making me nervouser.
[20:53:18] • @Sheastuck heads back to the guys with her items
[20:54:04] @RM: "Shea is back"
[20:54:06] ~Potatomancer Trace: Forest, did you get lost?
[20:54:08] @Sheastuck: did you guys get noms?
[20:54:21] ~Potatomancer Trace: I'm good with potatoes.
[20:54:26] • ~Frost looks for other stuff
[20:54:45] @RM: "Frost finds other stuff."
[20:54:53] @Sheastuck: You sure?
[20:54:55] ~Potatomancer Trace: (There's almost everything in here, grab what you need.)
[20:54:56] • ~Frost what did I find
Random number (1 - 20): 6
[20:55:03] @Sheastuck: Want some pocky?
[20:55:08] ~Frost: (whateva)
[20:55:13] ~Potatomancer Trace: I'm nervous that because I'm nervous, this is a trap.
[20:55:14] @RM: "Literally any kind of food"
[20:55:23] @RM: "That you cna get at a store"
[20:55:37] ~Frost: (Is this walmart? can we get guns?)
[20:55:38] @Sheastuck: Yeah, here I'll eat some and if it fucks me up some more you guys get the Truck out with me okay?
[20:55:43] @Sheastuck: (GUNS)
[20:55:52] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, yeah, do that. Be careful.
[20:55:55] @RM: (No, just food)
[20:56:13] • @Sheastuck eats her pocky and chocolate milk
[20:56:20] • ~Frost grabs a bunch of nacho lunchables because Karkat.
[20:56:26] @Sheastuck: (omfg)
[20:56:34] @Sheastuck: (but not nuggets?)
[20:56:35] ~Potatomancer Trace: (SHE ATE CHOCOLATE MILK OH GOD REALITY IS UNRAVELING)
[20:56:45] @RM: (XD)
[20:56:47] @Sheastuck: (omfg die)
[20:56:53] • ~Frost also grabs all of the chicken nuggets
[20:56:57] @RM: "Shea feels nourished"
[20:57:03] ~Potatomancer Trace: You feel dead?
[20:57:22] ~Frost: (Aradia: "All of them?")
[20:57:24] @RM: "Frost can't grab them all, but fills his pockets with chicken nuggets.
[20:57:27] @RM: "*
[20:57:41] • ~Frost keeps the chicken nuggets safe
[20:57:43] @Sheastuck: I feel pretty good.
[20:57:47] ~Potatomancer Trace: Aight, cool.
[20:57:49] • ~Frost walks back to the group
[20:58:13] @Sheastuck: But if it's something suspicious it might take awhile. You eat your potatoes though.
[20:58:19] • ~Potatomancer Trace grabs as much sushi as a man could want, wasabi, ginger, Pepsi, and tums
[20:58:30] • ~Potatomancer Trace whirlwinds back to group
[20:58:34] @RM: "Trace does that"
[20:58:43] ~Frost: (what about meeee)
[20:58:54] @Sheastuck: I fucking swear to god.
[20:59:05] @RM: "Frost is back with the group, and the man enters the store as well"
[20:59:13] @RM: 'Did you guys find what you wanted?'
[20:59:14] • ~Frost drinks hot choclety milk
[20:59:26] ~Potatomancer Trace: Yeah, we gots the sweet loots, bro.
[20:59:33] ~Potatomancer Trace: I guess we'll start reality hoping now.
[20:59:47] ~Frost: (suddenly pigs.)
[20:59:54] ~Frost: (can I be chihiro?)
[21:00:06] ~Potatomancer Trace: (I didn't eat yet.)
[21:00:06] @Sheastuck: I ate, so I'm pretty good.
[21:00:43] ~Potatomancer Trace: Alright, bros that consider themselves in my party and Frost, let's a go.
[21:00:56] @RM: (Hold up, typing plot)
[21:01:00] ~Potatomancer Trace: (Gots it.)
[21:01:42] @RM: "Suddenly, a flash of light engulfs the party, and the guy. When it fades, the party finds itself somewhere else. The somewhere else appears to be a bunker of some kind. It's made of concrete and has a few very tall walls. The party is behind the walls."
[21:02:01] @Sheastuck: Um.
[21:02:01] ~Frost: W-what?!
[21:02:28] @RM: 'The man looks just as shocked as you'
[21:02:32] @RM: ""*
[21:02:33] • @Sheastuck looks around and pulls out umbrella sword.
[21:02:38] ~Potatomancer Trace: Shit, I forgot to get fucking chips.
[21:02:45] @Sheastuck: I swear to god trace
[21:02:48] ~Frost: Oh....
[21:02:57] ~Potatomancer Trace: I could just fry some potatoes, I guess.
[21:03:00] @RM: "There's nobody around, besides the party."
[21:03:08] • ~Frost doesn't have any special skills or weapons so just stands there with hot choclety milk
[21:03:11] • @Sheastuck looks at the area
[21:03:27] ~Potatomancer Trace: Am I the only one who isn't scared? This happens pretty much every half hour.
[21:03:36] ~Potatomancer Trace: Frost, didn't you have Gamzee's club?
[21:03:52] ~Frost: What do you want me to do with that?
[21:04:21] ~Frost: b-besides, how do you even know it's his?
[21:04:28] ~Frost: It came out of nowhere
[21:04:37] @RM: "Shea finds a large metal bay door on one side of the building. There is a keypad, with numbers, and the doors is cloxsed."
[21:05:19] • @Sheastuck investigates how many numbers it seems to need.
[21:05:31] ~Potatomancer Trace: It looks like his.
[21:05:38] ~Potatomancer Trace: Were you thinking about his clubs?
[21:05:40] ~Potatomancer Trace: Or his body?
[21:05:48] ~Frost: I'll kill you.
[21:05:53] @RM: "It appears to accept any number"
[21:05:54] • ~Frost wanders of to explore
[21:05:56] @Sheastuck: Probably his body.
[21:05:57] ~Frost: off*)
[21:06:16] ~Frost: Assholes. I was not!
[21:06:18] ~Potatomancer Trace: Shea, DO NOT PUT any number that MEANS something.
[21:06:22] @Sheastuck: Um.
[21:06:35] @Sheastuck: But.
[21:06:41] ~Potatomancer Trace: The last thing we need is this building to blaze it.
[21:06:50] @Sheastuck: um
[21:06:54] @RM: "Frost finds an exit to the walls. Except it is made of steel. and appears to be very thick."
[21:07:03] ~Frost: Oh...
[21:07:06] • ~Frost yells
[21:07:13] ~Frost: Hey assholes, there's a door over here!
[21:07:21] • @Sheastuck goes over to Frost
[21:07:43] @RM: "Shea also sees the tall, steel door. It matches the door she saw before."
[21:08:31] @Sheastuck: Does it have a keypad?
[21:08:34] • ~Frost considers Butch from Team Rocket dimensioning out of here with all the free food.
[21:08:39] @RM: "No"
[21:08:50] @Sheastuck: Maybe it has one on the other side...
[21:08:58] • @Sheastuck gives it an experimental push
[21:09:11] • ~Potatomancer Trace goes to the first door and types 9734
[21:09:21] @RM: "the man wanders over to where Frost and Shea are. He's muttering to himself. Also, the push does nothing"
[21:09:30] @Sheastuck: Hey dude you okay?
[21:09:55] • ~Frost imagines another cup of hot choclety milk
[21:10:48] @RM: "When trace presses enter, the display flashes red, then goes blank. The man ignores Shea and appears to be muttering something along the lines of 'Not here.. not here again....'"
[21:10:51] @RM: (No Frost)
[21:10:57] ~Frost: (omfg why?)
[21:11:20] @RM: (because you're being more adhd than I am.)
[21:11:39] ~Frost: (you said annyyyyythiiing)
[21:12:01] @RM: (There is a universe were a version of you now has chocolate)
[21:12:15] @Sheastuck: Oh so this place is yours dude? Do you know the password. It's prbably best we try to get somewhere else, somewhere you know is safe.
[21:12:16] ~Frost: (e.e)
[21:12:25] • ~Frost wanders off again
[21:12:41] ~Potatomancer Trace: Yo, I need a code, bros.
[21:12:44] @RM: "The first door Shea saw opens! Behind it are guards dressed in navy blue uniforms, with masks covering their faces. They are also holding assault rifles."
[21:13:34] ~Potatomancer Trace: Oh shit!
[21:13:36] ~Frost: (._.)
[21:13:36] • ~Potatomancer Trace hands
[21:13:39] • ~Potatomancer Trace up
[21:13:53] • @Sheastuck throws hands up
[21:13:55] ~Frost: Uh
[21:13:57] @Sheastuck: um
[21:14:05] • ~Frost does the thing
[21:14:19] • ~Frost but still holds on to the hot choclety milk
[21:14:42] @RM: "One of the guards steps out of the formation. 'Who are you?! How did you get here?!"
[21:15:08] ~Frost: I don't even know anymore
[21:15:25] @RM: "The man is still clutching his head, but is now kneeling on the ground."
[21:15:27] @Sheastuck: (trace is gonna brb cause minecraft is delirious biznasty right now
[21:16:00] @RM: (K)
[21:16:43] ~Potatomancer Trace: I got her in a way that I believe is the power of belief.
[21:17:18] ~Frost: Do you even hear yourself?
[21:17:28] ~Frost: None of us wanted this I'm sure.
[21:17:31] ~Frost: Especially not him
[21:17:54] ~Potatomancer Trace: I didn't say desire.
[21:17:57] ~Potatomancer Trace: I said belief.
[21:18:34] • ~Frost opens a portal to the Butch from Team Rocket dimension and hops in?
[21:18:44] • @Sheastuck joins him?
[21:18:46] @RM: 'This is a restricted area. This is you last chance, tell me how you got in here. And pick your friend up off the ground' "He motions towards the man from before"
[21:19:02] @RM: "The portal fails and the two heroes are thrown on to the ground"
[21:19:08] @Sheastuck: Ow what.
[21:19:16] ~Frost: (you didn't even rooooollll)
[21:19:40] @RM: (Because I have a plot plan)
[21:20:03] ~Frost: Look, we don't know.
[21:20:08] ~Frost: And he's not out problem.
[21:20:18] @Sheastuck: (trace brb'd again)
[21:21:58] @RM: "Four guards step out of the formation, two of them lifting the guy off the ground. The other two jab their guns at you backs, herding you inside the base"
[21:22:18] ~Frost: bleh...
[21:22:26] • ~Frost clutches the hot choclety milk
[21:25:26] @Sheastuck: (um are we just continuing while trace is gone then)
[21:25:43] ~Frost: (._.)
[21:25:54] @RM: (No, I jsut had to type that out)
[21:26:00] @Sheastuck: 9ok
[21:26:02] @Sheastuck: (ok)
[21:27:54] • ~Potatomancer Trace is hearded
[21:28:43] • ~Frost goes
[21:29:12] • @Sheastuck geos
[21:29:15] • @Sheastuck goes
[21:31:38] @RM: "The party enters the base. It is made almost entirely of metal from the inside. There are lots of doors that are smaller, but are like the entrance, with keypads etc.,"
[21:31:41] @RM: "there are other guards dressed like the ones jabbing at you, scientists, and people in orange jumpsuits, walking (or being led in the latter case), around the hallways."
[21:32:12] ~Potatomancer Trace: Oh, cool, we're in jail.
[21:32:13] ~Potatomancer Trace: Great.
[21:32:37] @Sheastuck: Well, better not the worst situation we've been in.
[21:33:27] @RM: "The guard captain laughs." 'Jail? I'm afraid it's much mroe severe than that. But you must know that.'
[21:33:41] ~Frost: This is a hot mess
[21:33:50] • ~Frost sips the hot choclety milk
[21:33:55] ~Potatomancer Trace: Oh, I hit my head pretty hard on the way in. How much more severe are we talking?
Random number (1 - 20): 10
[21:35:29] @RM: "The guard stops at a door, enters a number on the keypad, and motions you inside. Inside the room are four chairs, with metal bands on the armests. You are herded inside."
[21:35:53] ~Frost: This looks promising
[21:36:01] ~Potatomancer Trace: Looks kinky.
[21:36:17] • ~Frost prays for interrogator gamzee
[21:36:20] ~Frost: (imeanwut
[21:36:21] ~Frost: )
[21:36:35] @Sheastuck: (no)
[21:36:40] ~Frost: (dayum that actually sounds kinky af)
[21:36:48] ~Frost: (If I could write smut I'd be all over that)
[21:37:03] @RM: "Each member of the party is forced into a chair. The metal bands are tightened around their wrists. The captain turns to you."
[21:37:03] @Sheastuck: ( i fucking knew that was your kink you little Butch from Team Rocket)
[21:37:11] ~Frost: (for Tavros! Not me!)
[21:37:14] @Sheastuck: (you?)
[21:37:20] @Sheastuck: (all of us or which)
[21:37:26] • ~Frost is still holding the hot choclety milk
[21:37:41] @Sheastuck: Shello?
[21:38:23] @RM: 'Now. I will ask you a question. You will answer truthfully. Lie, and you will be sent to wherever you're needed for experimentation. Are we clear?"
[21:38:32] ~Potatomancer Trace: Crystal, sir.
[21:38:36] @RM: (The hot chocolate is invisble to onlookers, besides the party)
[21:38:47] ~Potatomancer Trace: We're fucking see through here.
[21:38:53] ~Frost: (gnome it's hot choclety milk. geddit right)
[21:38:54] ~Potatomancer Trace: My organs are on display.
[21:39:11] @Sheastuck: Um.
[21:39:24] @Sheastuck: That was awfully worded and you know it.
[21:39:31] ~Potatomancer Trace: Intentionally, my dear.
[21:39:37] @RM: 'Good. Now how sent you here? Was it the insurgency? Or perhaps the Serpent's Hand?'
[21:39:46] @Sheastuck: What's that?
[21:39:56] ~Frost: The what?
[21:40:10] @Sheastuck: Describe both of those.
[21:40:14] ~Potatomancer Trace: It was the Bards of Rage.
[21:40:17] ~Potatomancer Trace: Dangerous group, those.
[21:40:37] • ~Frost sheepishly clears throat
[21:41:00] @RM: "The captain ignores Trace" 'What is it?'
[21:41:05] @RM: (directed at Frost)
[21:41:27] ~Frost: Huh? Oh, nothing.
[21:41:42] ~Frost: I was just...thinking is all
[21:42:04] @RM: "The captain turns to Trace." 'Now, the Bards of Rage. Describe them.'
[21:42:18] ~Frost: sexy
[21:42:19] ~Potatomancer Trace: Well, our school color is purple.
[21:42:25] ~Potatomancer Trace: We're big fans of purple.
[21:42:42] ~Potatomancer Trace: We basically stand alongside the big games and show our school spirit.
[21:42:46] • ~Frost raises an eyebrow
[21:42:52] ~Potatomancer Trace: I'm the mascot, Bozo the Clown.
[21:43:01] ~Potatomancer Trace: These two are cheer captains.
[21:43:21] @Sheastuck: I'm actually not really good enough for it. They just elected me to be nice I think.
[21:43:39] ~Frost: Dear god someone get me out of here
[21:43:52] @Sheastuck: Frost, you're usually such an avid supporter!
[21:44:33] @RM: 'You mocking me!' "The captain aims his rifle at Trace. However, the man from before appears to break out of his stupor."
[21:44:43] ~Frost: All I wanted out of life was a hot clown and some hot choclety milk!
[21:44:48] ~Frost: Was that too much to ask?
[21:44:55] ~Potatomancer Trace: Whoa, hold on their, cowboy.
[21:44:58] @Sheastuck: Well, we really aren't a member of the, what was it again.
[21:45:02] ~Potatomancer Trace: Your guest is waking up, show some manners.
[21:45:04] @Sheastuck: Snake's Hand?
[21:45:04] @RM: 'Stop...we're not with one of the groups...we're her of our own free will.'
[21:45:13] @Sheastuck: Insurrection?
[21:45:15] @RM: (Here*)
[21:45:45] @Sheastuck: Oh? You know where we are dude?
[21:46:10] @RM: "One of the guards punches Trace in the head." 'You will only speak when spoken too!' "The captain turns to the man."
[21:46:38] ~Frost: Ok, I'll compromise. He can be slightly homicidal. i can live with that.
[21:46:40] ~Frost: Please?
[21:47:16] • ~Potatomancer Trace counts the guards in the room
[21:47:29] @RM: "there are 8, all armed"
[21:48:35] • @Sheastuck blinks
[21:48:45] • @Sheastuck turns to the guy who came her with them
[21:48:50] @Sheastuck: Dude where even are we?
[21:49:52] • ~Potatomancer Trace tries to sneakily magic a potato into a random guard's head
[21:50:24] @RM: 'We're are in a base for an organization that keeps anomalous objects out of the public, for their safety. Things that seem "magical" that could cause noticeable panic, or deaths.'
[21:50:29] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 4
[21:50:45] @Sheastuck: Um.
[21:50:49] @Sheastuck: What's it's name?
[21:50:54] • @Sheastuck sweats nervously
[21:50:59] @RM: "A potato appears out of thin air and bounces off a guard's head"
[21:51:48] ~Frost: (we're dead)
[21:51:53] ~Potatomancer Trace: Can we get a name on this orgainization.
[21:51:53] @Sheastuck: (yep)
[21:52:07] @RM: 'It's know to its members as The Foundation. This is where I worked, before I was taken to that strange town.'
[21:52:50] @Sheastuck: Ooooooh.
[21:53:02] @RM: (Know where you are Shea?_
[21:53:04] @RM: )*
[21:53:06] @Sheastuck: (yep)
[21:53:08] ~Potatomancer Trace: (Yep.)
[21:53:11] @Sheastuck: (me and trace both know)
[21:53:18] @RM: (Nice)
[21:53:19] • ~Potatomancer Trace closes eyes and starts screaming
[21:53:24] ~Potatomancer Trace: It's 096!
[21:53:25] ~Potatomancer Trace: HELP!
[21:53:33] @Sheastuck: Oh my fucking god no
[21:54:01] ~Frost: (._.)
[21:54:09] @RM: (Truck I forget what that one was)
[21:54:17] @Sheastuck: ( http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 )
[21:54:18] @RM: (Oh right)
[21:54:24] @RM: (Got it)
[21:54:27] @Sheastuck: (yeah)
[21:54:43] @RM: "The guards look confused."
[21:55:04] ~Potatomancer Trace: CLOSE YOUR EYES YOU FOOLS
[21:56:05] @RM: "The man shuts his eyes, and the guards raise their weapons. The captain looks at Trace."
[21:56:30] @Sheastuck: Well that didn't work.
[21:56:37] ~Potatomancer Trace: 096 is definitely coming, it's part of my power.
[21:56:44] ~Frost: ,..........
[21:56:48] ~Potatomancer Trace: You have to trust me and turn off the lights in the facility.
[21:57:01] ~Frost: So I'm assuming a Gamzee in shining armor isn't coming.
[21:57:07] @RM: (No)
[21:57:11] ~Frost: That's ok. I wasn't holding my breath.
[21:57:35] ~Frost: (>.>)
[21:57:37] ~Frost: (<.<)
[21:57:46] • ~Frost holds breath
[21:57:55] • @Sheastuck tries to imagine up a gamzee for frosts sake?
[21:58:33] @RM: "The captains talks out a radio." 'The intruder claims to know that SCP-096 is loose and approaching the facility, comfirm with area 87, but in the mean time initate containment breach procedure.' "Moments later, the lights shut off"
[21:59:07] ~Frost: (Truck you too god)
[21:59:17] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[21:59:22] @Sheastuck: (um the lights are off and i just tried to imagine something up, OH MY FUCKING GOD)
[21:59:33] ~Frost: (and then we died)
[21:59:37] • ~Potatomancer Trace tries to potatomancy his chains off
[21:59:43] @Sheastuck: (oh god this is gonna be terrifying)
[21:59:45] ~Frost: (that makes no sense)
[22:00:03] @RM: "A gamzee action figure appears in Frost's hand. It matches one he lost before."
[22:00:09] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 17
[22:00:18] ~Frost: What!?
[22:00:20] ~Frost: (that's what i get for a 17?)
[22:00:24] @Sheastuck: (what)
[22:00:33] ~Frost: (lame)
[22:00:33] @RM: (No real gamzee, unless you get a crit)
[22:00:37] @Sheastuck: (i was worried we'd have a real gamzee with us in the dark)
[22:00:49] @RM: (I intend to have some smeblence of a plto)
[22:00:56] ~Frost: (you have significantly diminished my interest in this. XD)
[22:01:09] • @Sheastuck fishes a key out of the pockets of some dude so she can get out of her cuffs
[22:01:24] @RM: "In a miraclulous feat of potatomancy, one of Trace's metal wrist things becomes made of potato"
[22:02:18] • ~Potatomancer Trace uncuffs that hand and pulls at the other cuffs with his super human strength
[22:02:47] @RM: !roll 20
Random number (1 - 20): 8
[22:03:25] @RM: "One of trace's hands is free, but his other is still trapped, the guards are too caught up in conversation about something to notice.
[22:03:58] @RM: (Frost, was this just gonna be another outlet for your lust fo gamtav?)
[22:04:04] • @Sheastuck listens in on the guards
[22:04:30] ~Frost: (hush you)
[22:04:55] ~Potatomancer Trace: Frost, believe in something now.
[22:05:00] • ~Potatomancer Trace whispers
[22:05:50] ~Frost: nothing seems to work when I try anyway
[22:06:05] ~Potatomancer Trace: Just do it or we're going to die.
[22:06:09] ~Potatomancer Trace: Seriously, I can't do it alone.
[22:06:16] ~Frost: ugh. Whatever
[22:06:26] • ~Frost thinks about a way out of this mess
[22:06:38] @RM: (Sorry, had to afk for a sec)
Random number (1 - 20): 2
[22:07:11] @Sheastuck: (k)
[22:08:44] @RM: "Shea listens, just as one of guard's radios goes off. Shea hears something about a D-class revolt."
[22:09:23] @Sheastuck: Um guards, have you gotten any word back yet?
[22:10:38] ~Potatomancer Trace: (I'm gonna call it for tonight.)
[22:10:57] @Sheastuck: (oh ok)
[22:11:01] @RM: (Alright lemme get one mroe post in)
[22:11:21] @RM: 'Nothing yet. However, we're going to move you to a safer location, to continue interrogation.' "The captain motions to five of the guards." Go the D-class cells and see what you can do to quell the revolt' "The five guards leave"