[14:05:30] ~Invalid: "September 8th, 2013 - Everyone was at the Breakdown Ball, it was a good time, everyone was dancing. The ball was in a large cafeteria like area, with tables around it. Everything was going nice, until Invalid took a bathroom break and was mauled to death by a zombie. Shrieks of agony filled the ball and a panic ensued!"
[14:06:29] %JackZero: (can someone save this rp btw)
[14:06:32] ~Invalid: (people go ahead and say what you're doing where you are and what not, I'll just be here to tell everyone if they're successful and what they run into on the way)
[14:06:39] Maid Tea Waffles: (k)
[14:07:10] • %JackZero suddenly stops dancing and looks at the direction of the bathrooms
[14:08:10] %JackZero: (what my character is saying i just write normally right?)
[14:08:14] ~Invalid: (yes)
[14:08:20] • ~Queentrace is chilling by the punch when he hears the startled shrieks, and heads towards the bathroom
[14:08:32] • Maid Tea Waffles goes to the stairs to get to the roof
[14:08:59] Maid Tea Waffles: (roof i meant)
[14:09:02] • Shea Wilder looks around in panic then runs after Trace.
[14:09:12] Shea Wilder: Truck! Don't leave me behind you Nas!
[14:09:20] • %JackZero sees people running and tries to catch up
[14:09:27] ~Invalid: "a stampede of about 20 people come rushing toward the exit, the terror in their eyes says they'll be hard to persuade"
[14:09:35] %JackZero: Anyone here know what the hell happened??
[14:09:48] ~Queentrace: I'm not sure, but we have to get past all these idiots to find out.
[14:09:57] %JackZero: Ok, we can try
[14:10:11] • Maid Tea Waffles gets to the roof of the building
[14:10:37] ~Queentrace: Hey, everyone, get out of the way! We have to get to the bathrooms!
[14:11:10] %JackZero: Come on people, move!
[14:11:14] ~Invalid: "one person who feels a sense of justice starts to slow down, but then flips the Truck out and keeps running"
[14:11:23] • ~Queentrace checks inventory
[14:11:49] ~Invalid: "Queentrace has punch, his wallet, and a Shea."
[14:11:55] Maid Tea Waffles: I wonder what the others are doing down there
[14:12:09] Shea Wilder: (I'm an inventory item)
[14:12:20] %JackZero: Let me check if i have anything useful too
[14:12:35] • %JackZero checks in pockets and around him
[14:12:45] %JackZero: (lol i guess so shea)
[14:12:51] ~Invalid: "JackZero has nothing, Nascourge picked his pocket and is on a train to Tabasco."
[14:12:58] • Shea Wilder also checks her pockets, out of a sense of duty.
[14:13:10] Shea Wilder: I have a couple chocolate bars.
[14:13:18] %JackZero: Shit guys, i don't have anything useful on me
[14:13:42] • Maid Tea Waffles barricades the door to the roof
[14:13:45] ~Invalid: "Shea has an umbrella that is actually a sword, not a sword that is actually an umbrella, and chocolate bars."
[14:14:00] ~Queentrace: Alright, I have a plan.
[14:14:22] • %JackZero breaks off a chair leg and ties a knife on the end with a dress of a dead guy
[14:14:28] %JackZero: maybe this'll do
[14:14:28] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles successfully barricades the door, it will take at least 10 zombies pounding on it to be broken."
[14:14:35] Maid Tea Waffles: yes
[14:14:35] %JackZero: Ok, tell us the plan
[14:15:08] ~Queentrace: Basically, the plan is that I use my punch. I'll pour it on the mob, and hopefully that will get enough people's attention that we can get past.
[14:15:39] • Maid Tea Waffles checks his pockets and around him for supplies
[14:15:46] %JackZero: The only way to find out is to try.
[14:16:14] • ~Queentrace tries doing his plan, throws punch over crowd
[14:17:12] • Shea Wilder hugs sword to chest.
[14:17:50] ~Invalid: "the three people who were hit by the punch are highly offended, two punch her in the face. no one else wants to get messy and since they aren't entirely sure what's going on, they decide to clear a path for the heros.
[14:17:59] ~Queentrace: (We're doing dice rolls to check to success of actions, so it's totally random)
[14:18:12] ~Queentrace: Alright, let's move.
[14:18:24] • ~Queentrace clutches face and moves through crowd
[14:18:28] %JackZero: (oh ok)
[14:18:38] • Maid Tea Waffles checks his pockets and around him for supplies
[14:18:56] ~Queentrace: Shea, Jack, let's go!
[14:19:07] • Shea Wilder follows behind Trace quickly.
[14:19:13] • %JackZero goes into the crowd after Trace
[14:19:27] %JackZero: Maid, catch up!
[14:19:33] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles has lint and keys in his pocket, all the materials around have been used to construct the barricade. The barricade consists of 2 loose leaf boards and 5 cinder blocks."
[14:19:40] ~Queentrace: (Maid is on the roof, Jack.)
[14:19:43] ~Queentrace: (Shea's with us)
[14:19:59] %JackZero: (oh still, sorry about that ;-
[14:20:17] Colonel Duck: (hello)
[14:20:24] %JackZero: (hi)
[14:20:36] Maid Tea Waffles: (he left)
[14:20:36] Hyper Sniper: (cool)
[14:20:54] • ~Queentrace arrives at the closed bathroom door. Things appear eerily silent, so stop in front of door.
[14:20:58] ~Queentrace: Are you guys ready to go in?
[14:21:04] Hyper Sniper: (yes)
[14:21:15] Shea Wilder: (characters are self inserts, not original characters)
[14:21:20] • %JackZero arrives to the bathroom as well
[14:21:28] Shea Wilder: (So you have to be yourself)
[14:21:32] %JackZero: Ok, i'm ready too, how about you Shea?
[14:21:41] Shea Wilder: I think I'm ready!
[14:21:52] Hyper Sniper: me too
[14:22:00] Shea Wilder: Where did you come from!?
[14:22:03] ~Queentrace: Alright, three, two, one...
[14:22:03] • ~Queentrace opens door
[14:22:14] • Hyper Sniper follows
[14:22:21] %JackZero: He must be a member of the crowd we met earlier.
[14:22:26] Shea Wilder: Yeah...
[14:22:28] • %JackZero goes in
[14:22:29] • Hyper Sniper pushes queen in
[14:22:35] • Shea Wilder follows in.
[14:22:45] • Hyper Sniper goes in and locks door
[14:22:47] %JackZero: No one seems to be here.
[14:23:00] %JackZero: But the screams must have come from here.
[14:23:05] Hyper Sniper: Yes.
[14:23:12] Shea Wilder: Be quiet and listen...
[14:23:12] ~Queentrace: (Everyone wait, Invalid is setting the scene)
[14:23:18] ~Invalid: "Zombie Invalid stumbles out the bathroom door, he groans loudly and slowly tries to eat QT."
[14:23:23] %JackZero: (got it)
[14:23:28] Hyper Sniper: (ok then)
[14:23:42] %JackZero: Shit! We gotta move, Queen duck!
[14:23:44] ~Invalid: "The zombie that infected him races very slowly behind him."
[14:23:47] • Shea Wilder Panics and hits Invalid with her sheathed umbrella sword.
[14:23:56] ~Queentrace: Waah!
[14:23:57] • ~Queentrace stumbles backwards
[14:23:57] ~Queentrace: What the hell is going on?!
[14:23:59] • Hyper Sniper runs and watches from a distance
[14:24:10] Hyper Sniper: A zombie happened
[14:24:17] ~Invalid: "Crit, Zombie Invalid's head explodes"
[14:24:24] Shea Wilder: (omg I'm competent)
[14:24:36] ~Queentrace: How the hell did you do that?! Oh, I don't care, do it again!
[14:24:44] Hyper Sniper: Yes, save us!
[14:24:57] Hyper Sniper: Its up to Invalid
[14:25:05] • Shea Wilder swings at the next zombie as well
[14:25:10] Shea Wilder: (invalid was a zombie
[14:25:13] ~Invalid: "4th wall sniper seems to be on to something."
[14:25:15] • Hyper Sniper gets out sniper
[14:25:18] Shea Wilder: (everything in "" is a game master thing)
[14:25:22] %JackZero: We have to keep our guard up and try to work together.
[14:25:23] Princess Natalie: (Hey there)
[14:25:33] Hyper Sniper: I'll watch our backs!
[14:25:35] ~Invalid: "4th wall sniper does not have a sniper, his inventory has a rock from outside."
[14:25:35] Shea Wilder: (you needed to check your inventory hyper. if you aren't paying attention get out)
[14:25:37] %JackZero: (hi)
[14:25:39] Hyper Sniper: (hello natalie)
[14:25:53] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to climb to ground
[14:26:01] Princess Natalie: (that was hard work)
[14:26:05] ~Queentrace: ( Wait for the results of Shea's zombie attack)
[14:26:09] Shea Wilder: (Hi Nats, if you want to play please be unlike Hyper here and reread the game to see how to play)
[14:26:16] ~Invalid: "The zombie is knocked down, it will take at least 9 seconds to get back up."
[14:26:25] ~Queentrace: Everyone out, now!
[14:26:33] %JackZero: Run!
[14:26:33] Hyper Sniper: (god, why do i always get yelled at)
[14:26:34] • Shea Wilder gets the Truck out.
[14:26:37] • ~Queentrace runs out the door and waits for others
[14:26:43] Shea Wilder: (Because you're doing it wrong)
[14:26:44] • %JackZero runs out
[14:26:55] ~Queentrace: Sniper, let's go!
[14:27:01] • Hyper Sniper just stands and watches
[14:27:13] Shea Wilder: Are you stupid? Do you want to die!?
[14:27:17] ~Queentrace: Truck, Shea, give me your sword!
[14:27:20] %JackZero: Sniper, you're gonna get killed!
[14:27:22] ~Invalid: "The Crew escaped the pathetic zombie that somehow killed Invalid. They are now in the center of the ball room"
[14:27:24] • Shea Wilder hands sword over
[14:27:46] • ~Queentrace gasps
[14:27:52] ~Queentrace: Alright, looks like we outran him.
[14:28:03] • Hyper Sniper skitters out
[14:28:11] %JackZero: Good, we survived
[14:28:26] ~Invalid: "he avoided being bit, narrowly, by 8 inches"
[14:28:29] Hyper Sniper: (i was typing the phrase wrong, stupid me)
[14:28:35] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to climb to the ground
[14:28:59] ~Queentrace: Alright, so clearly something incredibly odd is going on here.
[14:29:05] Hyper Sniper: What is that?
[14:29:09] ~Invalid: (it's a 25 foot drop, so you've got a 1/20 of not breaking something if you jump)
[14:29:19] ~Queentrace: I have no idea.
[14:29:25] Hyper Sniper: Me neither
[14:29:27] Shea Wilder: There are fucking zombies guys! What the Truck!?
[14:29:29] • Maid Tea Waffles doesn't jump
[14:29:42] %JackZero: Agreed, but whatever it is we have to get some weapons to defend ourselves, there might be more.
[14:29:43] • Hyper Sniper jumps and lands on head
[14:29:51] Hyper Sniper: oops
[14:30:04] Shea Wilder: (what.)
[14:30:09] ~Queentrace: Stay calm. Our first priority is to get supplies, like Jack said, and to look for survivors.
[14:30:16] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles notices a fire escape, but it only goes up to the window below her. it's 8 feet between him and the escape"
[14:30:32] • Hyper Sniper shouts for help
[14:30:35] Shea Wilder: Okay... so I don't remember. Is there a walmart or menards around here?
[14:30:46] ~Queentrace: Sniper, shut up!
[14:31:02] • Hyper Sniper gives the cold shoulder to QT
[14:31:12] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to get to the fire escape
[14:31:12] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles Miraculously hears Sniper"
[14:31:16] %JackZero: You'll attract them so don't shout.
[14:31:22] ~Queentrace: Do you want to die? You're going to attract zombies. Now, scour for supplies.
[14:31:27] Shea Wilder: Dude, you stayed behind with a zombie longer than you needed to do.
[14:31:31] Hyper Sniper: Ok then...
[14:31:33] ~Queentrace: Meet back here in ten minutes with whatever you find.
[14:31:39] %JackZero: Got it.
[14:31:42] Shea Wilder: I think this guy's a little nutters.
[14:31:43] ~Queentrace: Everyone okay with going solo?
[14:31:50] ~Queentrace: Or do you want to buddy system?
[14:31:51] Hyper Sniper: It appears that my leg is screwed...
[14:32:02] Shea Wilder: Um... I think I'll be okay maybe.
[14:32:13] ~Invalid: (waffles if you hang down, then drop, it will be like a 3 foot drop, so you should be fine)
[14:32:17] Princess Natalie: I'm gonna die
[14:32:19] ~Queentrace: Alright, someone has to help sniper walk.
[14:32:27] Hyper Sniper: I need a walker
[14:32:35] Princess Natalie: I will help
[14:32:43] ~Queentrace: Alright, natalie and sniper stay together.
[14:32:50] Hyper Sniper: Leave me behind! I'll fend the zombies off if they come back.
[14:32:55] Shea Wilder: (natalie do an inventory check)
[14:32:59] ~Queentrace: Everyone else, break. If you're not back in ten minutes, we're looking for you.
[14:33:04] • Maid Tea Waffles gets to the fire escape
[14:33:16] %JackZero: Ok, keep your guard up everyone.
[14:33:22] ~Invalid: "Hyper sniper is prepared to smash zombie faces with his piece of gravel, they trust him to survive."
[14:33:33] • Shea Wilder heads off to look around in one of the further corners
[14:33:49] • %JackZero finds a lead pipe on the floor and throws it to Sniper
[14:33:54] • ~Queentrace heads back towards the food table to look for supplies
[14:33:56] %JackZero: You're gonna need this more.
[14:34:00] Hyper Sniper: (guys when do the zombies come?)
[14:34:27] ~Queentrace: (Eventually.)
[14:34:31] Hyper Sniper: (ok)
[14:34:42] • Hyper Sniper finds a big rock to throw
[14:34:47] • %JackZero goes to the kitchen to find some sharp weapons
[14:34:52] • Maid Tea Waffles is in the ballroom now
[14:35:16] • Hyper Sniper crawls around looking for weapons
[14:35:24] • Princess Natalie walks around a little looking for something
[14:35:31] Maid Tea Waffles: What did i miss
[14:35:34] %JackZero: (how many things can we carry?)
[14:35:45] Hyper Sniper: (um... i don't know)
[14:35:46] Shea Wilder: (okay, now wait for a second so invalid can roll)
[14:35:51] %JackZero: (k)
[14:36:03] Shea Wilder: (Private to %JackZero) invalids choosing what people pick up
[14:36:11] Shea Wilder: (Private to %JackZero) so just say where you're searching
[14:36:17] %JackZero: (Private to Shea Wilder) ok
[14:36:23] Shea Wilder: (Private to %JackZero) the lead pipe was ok though
[14:36:29] %JackZero: (Private to Shea Wilder) ok
[14:36:29] Hyper Sniper: I found a lamp stick.
[14:36:40] • %JackZero continues searching in the kitchen
[14:36:40] Hyper Sniper: Who needs it?
[14:36:42] Shea Wilder: (Private to Hyper Sniper) invalid is choosing pickups
[14:36:46] Shea Wilder: (Private to Hyper Sniper) please wait a moment
[14:36:53] Hyper Sniper: (Private to Shea Wilder) ok no problem
[14:36:57] Princess Natalie: do you need my to carry u on my back?
[14:37:05] Hyper Sniper: No i'm good
[14:37:10] Princess Natalie: okay
[14:37:16] Hyper Sniper: I can crawl
[14:37:38] ~Invalid: "Hyper Sniper finds a 16 ounce rock, (1 lb). Jack finds 2 butter knives and a steak knife. Maid Tea Waffles saw 10 zombies on the way in. Sniper gets hurt trying to crawl. natalie finds a chair."
[14:38:04] Hyper Sniper: Ouch. My arm
[14:38:12] ~Queentrace: (Please wait for Invalid to finish before taking big actions)
[14:38:23] Princess Natalie: (okay Qt)
[14:38:25] Hyper Sniper: (ok no problemo)
[14:38:32] Maid Tea Waffles: (k)
[14:39:22] ~Invalid: "Shea finds 2 corners in one room, and wonders if they're just in a wall or something. QT finds a big bag of trail mix and a rawhide bone, it must have been Natalie's."
[14:39:43] ~Queentrace: Sweet.
[14:39:56] Hyper Sniper: Lucky. Trail Mix
[14:40:05] %JackZero: I guess that'll do.
[14:40:12] Hyper Sniper: It will have to
[14:40:23] %JackZero: We can put the knives to good use eventually
[14:40:27] • ~Queentrace content with what he found, heads back to the center of the ball room
[14:40:47] • Shea Wilder frowns at the corners one last time and then heads back to the center
[14:40:53] • %JackZero decides that searching further will yield nothing so he goes back to the ball room
[14:40:55] ~Invalid: "The Crew notices the zombie from before has finally noticed them, it inches towards them moaning loudly."
[14:41:15] Hyper Sniper: Great. Just Great
[14:41:38] ~Queentrace: I got it!
[14:41:39] • ~Queentrace draws sword and slashes at zombie
[14:41:45] Hyper Sniper: Good.
[14:41:53] ~Invalid: "The zombie gives sniper a grimacing look, it will kill him first if it can."
[14:41:54] %JackZero: Good job Trace.
[14:42:01] • Princess Natalie picks up Hyper and carries him on her back
[14:42:08] • Hyper Sniper throws rock at zombie
[14:42:34] Princess Natalie: we won't let u die
[14:42:35] ~Invalid: "The zombie is cut in half, blood coats the sword and an awful odor fills the area."
[14:42:58] • Maid Tea Waffles searches the kitchen 4 some tea and some cups
[14:43:00] ~Queentrace: Aw, Truck.
[14:43:01] • ~Queentrace coughs and backs away
[14:43:09] ~Invalid: "The rock is also covered in blood, but didn't accomplish anything."
[14:43:11] %JackZero: Shit, that smells.
[14:43:24] Hyper Sniper: Ewww.
[14:43:30] Shea Wilder: Oh gosh, that's gross. That's really, really, gross.
[14:43:31] • %JackZero covers his mouth and nose with his shirt.
[14:43:40] • Hyper Sniper starts to choke
[14:43:52] Hyper Sniper: I have to throw up real bad
[14:43:52] %JackZero: Let's get out of the building before we start choking.
[14:43:56] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles finds tea and and cups."
[14:44:04] Maid Tea Waffles: Yes
[14:44:09] • Hyper Sniper power pukes on wall
[14:44:14] ~Invalid: "Hyper doesn't throw up."
[14:44:20] • Maid Tea Waffles puts them in his pockets
[14:44:22] Hyper Sniper: (thanks)
[14:44:23] ~Queentrace: Alright, let's move out, people.
[14:44:26] %JackZero: Be prepared for anything outside.
[14:44:27] Hyper Sniper: Yes
[14:44:35] Maid Tea Waffles: ok
[14:44:50] Shea Wilder: Are you sure we shouldn't stay in here?
[14:44:56] ~Invalid: "16 zombies are right outside the door."
[14:45:02] Hyper Sniper: Yeah, it smells there
[14:45:09] ~Invalid: "There is not a window."
[14:45:12] Maid Tea Waffles: What about the roof
[14:45:13] ~Queentrace: (Whose perception is so high they can see through walls?)
[14:45:15] Shea Wilder: It's safer in here though
[14:45:24] Hyper Sniper: I guess so....
[14:45:29] ~Invalid: "No one knows about the zombies outside but Tea"
[14:46:10] • Shea Wilder listens by the door to see if she can hear anything
[14:46:30] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to break the barricade he made
[14:46:34] %JackZero: Do you hear anything?
[14:46:37] • Princess Natalie goes around a few corners and into some rooms
[14:46:52] Hyper Sniper: Natalie, you can put me down now.
[14:46:56] ~Queentrace: (Rolling for sounds check)
[14:47:07] • Princess Natalie puts Hyper down
[14:47:13] Princess Natalie: be careful
[14:47:19] Hyper Sniper: Ok, I will
[14:47:23] ~Invalid: "Shea hears what must be at least 8 zombies inches from the door, they grow more restless apparently having heard the disturbance near the door."
[14:47:41] • Shea Wilder backs away quietly
[14:47:53] ~Queentrace: Shea, what is it?
[14:47:57] Shea Wilder: Guys there's fucking lots of zombies out there, I think.
[14:47:57] • Maid Tea Waffles tries to break the barricade he made
[14:48:09] Princess Natalie: what's around this corner?
[14:48:11] %JackZero: Shit, we have to find another way out then.
[14:48:16] Hyper Sniper: We need to watch each others backs
[14:48:22] ~Queentrace: Alright, first thing is to find a way to barricade this door.
[14:48:30] • Princess Natalie walk into 5 rooms
[14:48:34] %JackZero: I think there was a back door in the kitchen that leads outside.
[14:48:37] Hyper Sniper: I can lay in front of it.
[14:48:37] Shea Wilder: Can we use the table
[14:48:42] Shea Wilder: (Natalie, what.)
[14:48:43] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles smashes into the door, it doesn't budge."
[14:48:53] Shea Wilder: (You have to wait for invalid to see if you find anything)
[14:49:02] Princess Natalie: (walks*)
[14:49:17] ~Queentrace: Alright, Jack, let's pick up the buffet table and lay it in front of the ballroom door, to be safe.
[14:49:18] Hyper Sniper: (jarJar is here)
[14:49:23] JarJar8: (omg)
[14:49:31] %JackZero: Ok
[14:49:37] JarJar8: (I'm on another comp this is so weird xD)
[14:49:37] Shea Wilder: (Jarjar, if you Truck this rp up I swear...)
[14:49:43] • Princess Natalie gets lost
[14:49:46] • Hyper Sniper watches and listens...
[14:49:48] JarJar8: (lol I won't)
[14:49:55] • %JackZero helps Queen to lay the table
[14:50:05] • ~Queentrace lifts one end of the table and helps jack move it to the door
[14:50:18] %JackZero: Do you think this will hold?
[14:50:25] Hyper Sniper: I hope so.
[14:50:31] Princess Natalie: where am I?
[14:50:42] Princess Natalie: I hate getting lost
[14:51:03] • Shea Wilder starts clearing things off the other tables
[14:51:17] • Princess Natalie walks to the next 2 rooms
[14:51:18] Shea Wilder: There might be other entrances to the building to barricade.
[14:51:20] Hyper Sniper: We can use the things as weapons maybe...
[14:51:46] Princess Natalie: found something
[14:51:51] ~Invalid: "Natalie is most certainly lost, she has absolutely no idea where she is, she is in a room with no lights and hears zombies, she is petrified. Jack and QT barricade the door enough that 11 zombies will need to push it open at once."
[14:52:13] %JackZero: Good, this door will hold for a bit.
[14:52:16] • Princess Natalie screams
[14:52:25] Hyper Sniper: Wow, I'm getting scared guys. I'm thinking that these barricades won't hold...
[14:52:30] Shea Wilder: Oh Truck.
[14:52:45] %JackZero: There's an entrance to the building in the kitchen i think, we have to check it out just in case.
[14:53:04] • Princess Natalie runs into 8 more rooms
[14:53:10] %JackZero: We have to be completely sure of our moves, one mistake could cost us our lives.
[14:53:12] Princess Natalie: where am I?!!
[14:53:16] Shea Wilder: Alright.
[14:53:19] Hyper Sniper: What can I do to help?
[14:53:28] ~Invalid: "Only Jack hears Natalie's scream, it's faint and he doesn't know what it is."
[14:53:40] Shea Wilder: You're injured, it's best that you just rest for now.
[14:53:40] Maid Tea Waffles: guys we can break the barricade to the roof and gets the supplies from the barricade to make the barricade on the door stronger
[14:53:43] %JackZero: Wait! I think i heard something.
[14:53:53] Shea Wilder: You did? i didn't, what was it?
[14:54:04] • Princess Natalie screams again
[14:54:08] • Hyper Sniper listens and decides to rest in a quiet room
[14:54:16] %JackZero: It was very faint, i can't track it down. I think it was a girl screaming.
[14:54:27] %JackZero: There, i heard it again!
[14:54:33] • Princess Natalie runs around screaming
[14:54:35] ~Invalid: "No one hears the second scream, Kingtrace assures everyone it was nothing, Jack agrees."
[14:54:56] Hyper Sniper: It is your head jack, don't worry
[14:55:02] Shea Wilder: Okay, so this kitchen then...
[14:55:11] ~Queentrace: (We're about to die, hold on, folks)
[14:55:12] ~Invalid: "Zombies heard Natalie. 18 zombies swarm around Natalie in the dark room."
[14:55:24] %JackZero: (oh shit)
[14:55:32] Shea Wilder: (fucking natalie)
[14:55:43] • Princess Natalie looks around the room
[14:55:44] Hyper Sniper: (always getting to trouble)
[14:55:54] Shea Wilder: (if she'd only screamed once we would have been fine)
[14:55:58] ~Invalid: "Princess Natalie sees nothing because the room is dark."
[14:56:04] %JackZero: (yea)
[14:56:25] ~Invalid: "Princess Natalie does hear the zombies."
[14:56:26] • Hyper Sniper lays on the floor restlessly
[14:56:36] ~Frost: (a new rp?)
[14:56:44] Hyper Sniper: (yeah)
[14:56:45] Shea Wilder: (yeah, it's about over i think)
[14:56:49] Princess Natalie: I'm warning you zombies
[14:57:06] Princess Natalie: I can hit and kick really hard
[14:57:06] %JackZero: (it was so awesome, i hope it doesn't just end :c)
[14:57:15] ~Invalid: 10 zombies recognize her direction and tackle her."
[14:57:21] JarJar8: (lemme join the next one :3)
[14:57:45] • Princess Natalie hits and kicks the zombies
[14:57:52] • Princess Natalie runs d
[14:58:01] Princess Natalie: (no d)
[14:58:22] Shea Wilder: (natalie when you attack you have to wait for a roll)
[14:58:37] ~Invalid: "Natalie kills 5 of the 10 zombies and is overcome, her sacrifice won't be remembered, but it was honorable."
[14:58:37] Shea Wilder: (before you can do anything else)
[14:58:39] Princess Natalie: (meow
[14:59:02] Shea Wilder: (welp, you died)
[14:59:08] ~Invalid: "13 of the zombies and Zombie Natalie now occupy the room."
[14:59:12] • Hyper Sniper crawls to look for the group
[14:59:20] Princess Natalie: (u just hate me so much!)
[14:59:22] • Maid Tea Waffles crys
[14:59:24] ~Queentrace: Alright, let's work on strengthening the barricade.
[14:59:30] %JackZero: Agreed.
[14:59:32] ~Invalid: (the dice hates you Natalie)
[14:59:35] Hyper Sniper: I can barricade the door
[14:59:37] %JackZero: (lol)
[14:59:42] ~Queentrace: (Natalie, you're weaponless, alone, and screaming at the top of your lungs.)
[14:59:44] Shea Wilder: Okay, so maybe let's just wiggle one of these tables into the kitchen for that door?
[14:59:52] ~Frost: (is it too late to join this? XD)
[14:59:57] Hyper Sniper: (yes)
[14:59:58] ~Queentrace: We might want to leave through that one, though.
[15:00:02] ~Queentrace: (No, come on in, Frost.
[15:00:04] ~Queentrace: )
[15:00:06] ~Invalid: (You can just wake up.)
[15:00:09] Hyper Sniper: Leave door open for escape
[15:00:12] Maid Tea Waffles: guys we can break the barricade to the roof and gets the supplies from the barricade to make the barricade on the door stronger
[15:00:12] ~Frost: (idk what's happening)
[15:00:17] ~Frost: (but ok)
[15:00:20] • ~Frost joins
[15:00:28] Maid Tea Waffles: (rp)
[15:00:32] Shea Wilder: What did you have on the roof barricade?
[15:00:33] ~Queentrace: (We're in the ballroom of a party, zombies are attacking, Natalie is dead.)
[15:00:34] ~Invalid: (There was a Breakdown Ball, I died, zombies are in the ball."
[15:00:36] Hyper Sniper: Frost, watch for zombies
[15:00:43] %JackZero: (a zombie apocalypse, you're somewhere in in the building where we are)
[15:00:48] ~Frost: Um, alright!
[15:00:53] • ~Frost watches for Zombies
[15:01:08] %JackZero: Guys, someone i found on the floor woke up!
[15:01:08] Hyper Sniper: (He could have been passed out in a bathroom lol)
[15:01:18] JarJar8: (lol)
[15:01:30] ~Frost: (you make me sound like a prostitute)
[15:01:35] %JackZero: (XD)
[15:01:38] Hyper Sniper: (lol np)
[15:02:17] Princess Natalie: (this is so funny)
[15:02:27] ~Invalid: "Frost is in a room adjacent to the crew, he sees no zombies in his room, but 15 in the room in the opposite direction from The Crew."
[15:02:44] ~Frost: ......fak
[15:02:46] Shea Wilder: (Frost has super vision apparently)
[15:02:51] Shea Wilder: Fak?
[15:02:54] • Maid Tea Waffles searches the rooms with no zombies for supplies
[15:02:54] Hyper Sniper: I can't crawl anymore...My arms hurt too much.
[15:02:58] ~Frost: (it means Truck)
[15:03:03] ~Frost: (gawd shea)
[15:03:10] Shea Wilder: (thanks, I was in character)
[15:03:23] • ~Frost (fails at rping)
[15:03:34] • %JackZero (lols)
[15:04:00] ~Queentrace: Alright, Jack and I will head up to the roof to get the supplies from the roof barricade
[15:04:04] Princess Natalie: (omg frost)
[15:04:06] ~Invalid: "Maid Tea Waffles goes into the room, and is noticed by Frost who introduces himself"
[15:04:11] ~Frost the prostitute: (just getting in character considering I was found on the fucking floor -.-)
[15:04:17] Hyper Sniper: (LOL)
[15:04:18] %JackZero: Got it.
[15:04:25] %JackZero: (lol)
[15:04:27] Shea Wilder: What should I do?
[15:04:34] Hyper Sniper: Help Me
[15:04:35] ~Invalid: (a frostitute)
[15:04:39] • %JackZero goes to the roof with Trace
[15:04:41] ~Queentrace: Shea, here's your sword. Stay with them.
[15:04:42] • ~Queentrace hands shea the sword.
[15:04:46] ~Frost the prostitute: Hi! I'm Frost, do you have any idea what's going on here...?
[15:04:48] • Shea Wilder takes sword
[15:04:49] • ~Queentrace heads to roof with Jack.
[15:04:58] Maid Tea Waffles: yes zombies
[15:04:59] Shea Wilder: Hyper, I think you should sit and rest.
[15:05:04] Hyper Sniper: ok.
[15:05:05] ~Frost the prostitute: ...zombies?
[15:05:13] ~Frost the prostitute: Are you joking?
[15:05:14] Hyper Sniper: Yes. zombies
[15:05:19] %JackZero: Alright, let's see what we can find.
[15:05:22] Shea Wilder: Your leg is just going to get worst if you move around on it.
[15:05:24] ~Frost the prostitute: (sniper you're not in the room XD)
[15:05:32] ~Frost the prostitute: (it's only me and waffles)
[15:05:34] Hyper Sniper: (oops XD)
[15:05:59] ~Queentrace: Maid said that he made a barricade on this door. Let's break it down and get those.
[15:05:59] Maid Tea Waffles: you want some tea frost
[15:06:05] ~Invalid: "The barricade is broken down, the boards are completely shattered and now useless."
[15:06:16] ~Frost the prostitute: Is this really the best time for tea?
[15:06:19] %JackZero: Good idea.
[15:06:20] ~Queentrace: Truck. At least we can use the cinder blocks.
[15:06:23] Maid Tea Waffles: yup
[15:06:26] ~Frost the prostitute: I mean, you just said there were zombies here
[15:06:31] %JackZero: Dammit.
[15:06:34] Maid Tea Waffles: i know
[15:06:59] ~Frost the prostitute: I'm not even sure if I should believe someone who seems this crazy...
[15:07:06] ~Frost the prostitute: (italics=thoughts)
[15:07:12] Maid Tea Waffles: (u unlocked a new area the roof lol)
[15:07:17] Hyper Sniper: (oh good idea)
[15:07:24] ~Queentrace: Well, let's gather em up and head back down.
[15:07:27] %JackZero: Let's just pick up as much as we can and go back.
[15:07:29] %JackZero: Yes
[15:07:37] • ~Queentrace picks up some cinder blocks
[15:07:41] ~Frost the prostitute: Uhh, well, I think I'll be alright. No tea for me, please.
[15:07:45] • %JackZero picks up the rest
[15:07:49] Maid Tea Waffles: k
[15:08:08] ~Invalid: "Queentrace is too weak to carry the cinder blocks."
[15:08:18] ~Queentrace: Damn it, I can't lift them.
[15:08:21] • ~Frost the prostitute finds a place to sit
[15:08:24] %JackZero: Are you alright?
[15:08:28] ~Invalid: "Jackzero, the muscle man that he is, carries 4 of them."
[15:08:34] %JackZero: No worries, i'll help you.
[15:08:36] Hyper Sniper: (LOL sure)
[15:08:44] ~Queentrace: (He got a high dice roll.)
[15:08:44] %JackZero: (ofc pft)
[15:08:49] Shea Wilder: (hey, rolls are rolls)
[15:09:05] • Shea Wilder takes a few practice swings with her sword
[15:09:06] ~Queentrace: Alright, I guess I'll just cover you on our way down.
[15:09:09] ~Frost the prostitute: what do I do now? I just woke up in this place. I have no idea what's happening, and I'm stuck with a weird person
[15:09:22] ~Frost the prostitute: where did he even get tea, anyways?
[15:09:28] %JackZero: Good, here have this chair leg i still have with me.
[15:09:34] • ~Frost the prostitute sighs
[15:09:36] ~Queentrace: Alright, thanks.
[15:09:47] Shea Wilder: (omg i
[15:09:49] ~Invalid: "Shea crits at training, from now on each hit will be 3/20 better"
[15:09:49] • Hyper Sniper eventually falls asleep
[15:09:57] • Maid Tea Waffles brings frost out of the room
[15:10:00] ~Queentrace: Let's head down, then.
[15:10:04] Shea Wilder: (fucking enter, guys I'm fucking pro)
[15:10:06] • %JackZero goes back to the kitchen
[15:10:11] ~Frost the prostitute: H-hey! What are you doing?!
[15:10:21] • ~Frost the prostitute wrenches arm out of maid's grip
[15:10:31] Shea Wilder: Huh, I actually feel less incompetent now. Wow.
[15:10:40] ~Queentrace: Hey, guys, we're back, and we bring cinder blocks!
[15:10:42] %JackZero: Ok, we got some cinder blocks if they'll help.
[15:11:07] %JackZero: (love how this is the 2nd time we kinda wrote the same thing XD)
[15:11:15] ~Queentrace: Try piling them on the barricade, Jack.
[15:11:35] • %JackZero piles up the cinder blocks on the barricade.
[15:11:47] ~Queentrace: (Jack, you lucky duck.)
[15:11:47] %JackZero: I think this should hold a few of them back.
[15:11:49] Shea Wilder: (omg jack got a crit)
[15:11:50] ~Invalid: "Jack critted on the barricade, it is now indestructible."
[15:12:09] Shea Wilder: Wow, that looks really sturdy, all things considered.
[15:12:10] %JackZero: (dayum)
[15:12:15] ~Frost the prostitute: um, I think you we should just go our separate ways. Good luck with what uh... whatever's happening
[15:12:21] • ~Frost the prostitute retreats back into the room
[15:12:33] Hyper Sniper: (going back to her bathroom lol)
[15:12:39] ~Frost the prostitute: (lol i type pretty)
[15:12:42] ~Queentrace: Hey, where's Maid, anyway?
[15:12:46] ~Queentrace: I haven't seen him in a while.
[15:12:53] %JackZero: Me neither.
[15:13:08] %JackZero: Don't tell me they got him.
[15:13:12] ~Frost the prostitute: (well sniper, I'm not a girl. But you made me look like a prostitute. So yeah.)
[15:13:19] Shea Wilder: (rolling to see if we remember where he went)
[15:13:21] ~Invalid: (Someone remembered maid, whoever wants to can mention it.)
[15:13:22] Hyper Sniper: (sorry!)
[15:13:26] ~Frost the prostitute: (also it' not a fucking bathroom XD)
[15:13:42] ~Queentrace: (It can't be me or Jack who remembers where Maid went.)
[15:13:51] Maid Tea Waffles: (i'm still alive)
[15:13:57] Shea Wilder: Umm, wasn't it something.... about tea?
[15:14:02] Shea Wilder: The kitchen then?
[15:14:09] ~Frost: phew. Finally away from that person.....What should I do now?
[15:14:24] %JackZero: (aren't we in the kitchen? XD)
[15:14:31] Hyper Sniper: (lol)
[15:14:32] • Maid Tea Waffles looks for some plates and some real food in the kitchen
[15:14:39] ~Frost: (i don't even fucking know where I am XD)
[15:14:43] %JackZero: (lol)
[15:14:45] ~Queentrace: Alright, so let's look around the kitchen for clues.
[15:14:55] ~Queentrace: We have to find him.
[15:14:58] • Shea Wilder looks for clues as to where maid went
[15:15:03] Hyper Sniper: (i am still sound asleep lol)
[15:15:06] %JackZero: Yea, he might just be in another section.
[15:15:15] • ~Queentrace looks for clues
[15:15:19] • %JackZero searches around
[15:15:25] • ~Frost is still alone with nothing to do e.e
[15:15:27] • Maid Tea Waffles runs to the roof
[15:15:30] ~Invalid: "Shea critted on a clue, she knows exactly where maid went. Kingtrace tripped over a clue, and Jack didn't find anything."
[15:15:46] • Maid Tea Waffles jumps of the building
[15:15:50] Shea Wilder: Oh wait! I think I know!
[15:15:53] %JackZero: Ok i got nothing guys.
[15:15:57] Hyper Sniper: (wowza suicide)
[15:16:01] Maid Tea Waffles: (suicide)
[15:16:03] %JackZero: Ok we might find him!
[15:16:07] Maid Tea Waffles: jk
[15:16:09] Hyper Sniper: (thanks tea)
[15:16:17] • Maid Tea Waffles is on the roof
[15:16:22] ~Queentrace: (You can't JK in character)
[15:16:33] Maid Tea Waffles: (k)
[15:16:36] ~Frost: (welp, looks like you died)
[15:16:37] ~Invalid: (Maid should be in the room with Frost.)
[15:16:38] ~Frost: (gg)
[15:16:39] Hyper Sniper: (what do i do?look to be asleep?)
[15:16:40] Maid Tea Waffles: (i'm glad i died)
[15:16:42] • Shea Wilder leads everyone to the room adjacent to where frost it
[15:16:54] ~Frost: (invalid did you read anything?! Maid left XD)
[15:17:06] ~Invalid: (w/e)
[15:17:20] • %JackZero follows Shea
[15:17:21] ~Frost: (I've been alone doing nothing for like 10 minutes)
[15:17:28] ~Invalid: "Frost and The Crew bumped into each other in the ballroom, hallelujah!"
[15:17:36] ~Queentrace: Frost!
[15:17:39] Shea Wilder: Frost?
[15:17:44] Shea Wilder: Holy shit!
[15:17:45] ~Frost: Um...Hi?
[15:17:50] ~Frost: Do I know any of you?
[15:17:51] %JackZero: Frost is that you?
[15:18:15] ~Queentrace: (Why don't you know us? This was a Breakdown party, we are ourselves.)
[15:18:24] Shea Wilder: (yeah)
[15:18:24] ~Frost: (memory loss!)
[15:18:28] ~Frost: (yay for cliches)
[15:18:34] • Hyper Sniper wakes up...
[15:18:39] %JackZero: (lol)
[15:18:43] Hyper Sniper: Wha? guys?
[15:18:55] • Shea Wilder checks frost for head trauma
[15:18:58] ~Frost: There was this crazy person here, and he was trying to drag me places and there was tea and I'm really confused.
[15:19:05] ~Frost: uhh... excuse you!
[15:19:11] • ~Frost shrinks back from inspection
[15:19:14] %JackZero: Maybe it's him Shea.
[15:19:22] ~Invalid: "Shea finds a bump despite frost's objections."
[15:19:34] Shea Wilder: Sorry, you seemed to have bumped your head.
[15:19:46] Shea Wilder: That might be why you can't remember anything
[15:19:51] ~Frost: A...bump? Something hit me?
[15:19:58] Maid Tea Waffles: (i had tea plates cups and some flint and some keys on me)
[15:19:59] ~Frost: What the hell is going on here?
[15:20:09] ~Queentrace: There's a zombie invasion.
[15:20:17] • Hyper Sniper meh. falls back asleep
[15:20:17] ~Frost: So that nutjob was telling the truth?
[15:20:20] ~Queentrace: In fact, if you look right over there, you'll see a corpse of one.
[15:20:22] Shea Wilder: I don't know, there was the party... and then suddenly zombies.
[15:20:51] %JackZero: No one knows how or why but our first priority is to get things in order
[15:21:15] Hyper Sniper: (can something exciting happen to me?!)
[15:21:21] ~Frost: .....this is crazy
[15:21:23] %JackZero: We've started to barricade the doors already.
[15:21:26] Shea Wilder: Maybe there's ice in the kitchen. I'd like to give some to frost to reduce the swelling.
[15:21:34] %JackZero: (lol)
[15:21:36] • Shea Wilder goes to the kitchen to check
[15:21:45] ~Invalid: "Hyper sniper's head hurts really bad, karma of wishing."
[15:21:48] Hyper Sniper: (i've been asleep for like 20 mins)
[15:22:00] ~Queentrace: Alright, we'll stay here.
[15:22:04] Princess Natalie: (I found some background music)
[15:22:14] ~Queentrace: (Background.)
[15:22:20] Princess Natalie: sorry
[15:22:24] ~Invalid: "There is plenty of ice, also a bag."
[15:22:42] • ~Frost holds face in hands
[15:22:43] • Shea Wilder grabs the ice and looks for something to put it in, and puts it in a bag.
[15:22:50] ~Frost: this is crazy
[15:23:00] • Shea Wilder looks for a cloth to hold it in so he doesn't freeze his hand
[15:23:04] %JackZero: (is it possible to brb here? lol)
[15:23:23] Princess Natalie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqajJAv0bXo
[15:23:23] ~Queentrace: (Sure, brb, we can wait for a bit.)
[15:23:28] Princess Natalie: (meep)
[15:23:30] %JackZero: (ok thanks)
[15:23:36] %JackZero: (it'll be quick)
[15:23:40] Shea Wilder: (k)
[15:23:40] ~Queentrace: (Natalie is suddenly not dead and speaking in URLs.)
[15:24:05] Princess Natalie: yay! I am not dead!
[15:24:09] ~Invalid: "Shea finds a hell of a good cloth."
[15:24:12] Hyper Sniper: Did the lights just flicker?
[15:24:19] Shea Wilder: (no, you're a zombie, stop that)
[15:24:21] ~Queentrace: (Natalie, I was clearly being sarcastic.)
[15:24:24] Hyper Sniper: My head...
[15:24:36] Princess Natalie: I'm so happy
[15:24:44] ~Invalid: "Critical power flicker, a generator kicks on."
[15:24:46] Princess Natalie: I'm alive!
[15:25:00] • Shea Wilder returns out to the main ballroom with the ice for Frost and hands it to him.
[15:25:07] Shea Wilder: (Natalie, we will kick you.)
[15:25:08] ~Frost: ....thanks
[15:25:13] Princess Natalie: o.o
[15:25:19] Shea Wilder: (talk like this)
[15:25:21] • ~Frost applies ice to head
[15:25:21] Princess Natalie: (plz don't)
[15:25:24] ~Queentrace: Shit, the lights just got brighter. I think something happened with the electrical system.
[15:25:27] ~Frost: ow ow ow....
[15:25:33] ~Frost: I never even noticed it before
[15:25:48] Shea Wilder: (You got yourself killed, so you're dead :/)
[15:25:57] Hyper Sniper: Do i smell gas?
[15:26:21] ~Invalid: "No he doesn't."
[15:26:26] Shea Wilder: Maybe you tripped and fell?
[15:26:34] ~Frost: maybe
[15:26:43] Hyper Sniper: just my head... ouch
[15:27:03] ~Queentrace: Alright, I can split up the trail mix now, if you guys want.
[15:27:16] • Shea Wilder checks if Hyper is just whining
[15:27:43] • ~Frost attempts to stand up
[15:28:10] • ~Frost becomes dizzy and passes out
[15:28:12] ~Invalid: "Frost stands up fine, and hyper isn't just whining."
[15:28:20] ~Invalid: (That ninja sucked.)
[15:28:24] ~Frost: (oh Truck you narrator XD)
[15:28:28] Shea Wilder: (dammit frost)
[15:28:30] Hyper Sniper: (lol)
[15:28:36] ~Frost: (I have head trauma dammit!)
[15:28:51] ~Invalid: (You said attempt, so I rolled.)
[15:28:57] ~Frost: (fine)
[15:29:06] • ~Frost actually stood up just fine
[15:29:22] Maid Tea Waffles: (lol)
[15:29:25] Shea Wilder: Frost, are you feeling alright?
[15:29:29] • ~Frost flips off ceiling (narrator)
[15:29:36] ~Frost: Yeah, I think I'm ok
[15:29:41] ~Invalid: "Frost had actually hallucinated a vision of himself falling down, his injuries are quite scary."
[15:29:41] ~Frost: my head hurts a little
[15:29:51] Shea Wilder: Is it worse than before?
[15:30:02] Hyper Sniper: (where the Truck is jack?)
[15:30:09] ~Frost: I...I can't tell
[15:30:10] Shea Wilder: (he brb'd, just wait)
[15:30:23] Hyper Sniper: (oh)
[15:30:27] Shea Wilder: That's okay. Maybe there some medicine somewhere....
[15:30:39] %JackZero: (ok back, sorry if it took too long)
[15:30:48] Shea Wilder: (wb)
[15:30:58] Princess Natalie: (hi)
[15:31:14] ~Invalid: (Yeah, some amnesia, hallucination, head trauma medicine, what do they call that Aspirin?"
[15:31:27] %JackZero: (thanks)
[15:31:46] Shea Wilder: Do you have anything in your pockets Frost?
[15:31:53] ~Frost: Oh!
[15:31:56] • ~Frost checks
[15:32:13] Shea Wilder: (invalids rolling)
[15:32:31] ~Invalid: "Frost has an ID and some tic tacs."
[15:32:44] ~Frost: Just this junk....
[15:32:44] Hyper Sniper: (lol)
[15:32:47] Shea Wilder: Oh, what flavor of tic tacs are those?
[15:32:54] Hyper Sniper: (brb real quick)
[15:32:57] • ~Frost looks
[15:33:03] ~Frost: They're.....
[15:33:19] ~Invalid: (the narrator does not care)
[15:33:23] ~Frost: (roll gdi)
[15:33:27] %JackZero: (lol)
[15:33:29] ~Frost: (idgaf do it)
[15:33:36] ~Invalid: "GREEN"
[15:33:54] ~Frost: (green is not a fucking flavor you dumb Nas)
[15:34:02] ~Frost: the package says....green flavor?
[15:34:08] ~Frost: What the Truck does that mean?
[15:34:10] Shea Wilder: That sounds suspicious
[15:34:16] Hyper Sniper: (back)
[15:34:26] %JackZero: I don't think it's a good idea to eat those.
[15:34:26] Hyper Sniper: (zombie booger flavour XD)
[15:34:31] Shea Wilder: Maybe it's medicine?
[15:34:35] %JackZero: (wb)
[15:34:39] ~Frost: .....medical tic tacs?
[15:34:47] %JackZero: Could be but why is it in a tic tac package?
[15:34:58] Shea Wilder: Who knows?
[15:35:00] • Hyper Sniper starts to crawl to the kitchen...
[15:35:05] Princess Natalie: (hahahahaha)
[15:35:14] ~Frost: ...I wouldn't bet on it
[15:35:21] %JackZero: Me neither.
[15:35:31] Shea Wilder: Maybe if we got Frost's memories back we would know...
[15:35:35] ~Invalid: "Hyper sniper makes it to the kitchen, killing a zombie on the way."
[15:35:39] Shea Wilder: (holy shit hyper)
[15:35:41] ~Invalid: (it was a crit crawl)
[15:35:43] Hyper Sniper: (awesome)
[15:35:53] Shea Wilder: (you fucking got a lucky crit there)
[15:35:58] %JackZero: (wow XD)
[15:36:09] Hyper Sniper: Guys?
[15:36:24] Shea Wilder: (nobody's even in the kitchen)
[15:36:40] Shea Wilder: (you left the room we were in to find us)
[15:36:44] Hyper Sniper: (where the Truck are ya then???)
[15:36:57] Shea Wilder: (the main ballroom, where you just were)
[15:37:05] Hyper Sniper: (HOLY Truck)
[15:37:13] %JackZero: (lol)
[15:37:14] Shea Wilder: (jeezus)
[15:37:36] Princess Natalie: (o.o)
[15:37:46] ~Invalid: "Hyper notices no one is there and remembers that they're in the ballroom.”
[15:37:52] • ~Frost wonders around the room
[15:38:03] • Shea Wilder looks around
[15:38:20] ~Invalid: "Shea notices nothing and becomes less intelligent somehow."
[15:38:23] ~Invalid: (Rolled a 1.)
[15:38:27] • %JackZero scouts around the room
[15:38:41] %JackZero: (that's hilarious)
[15:38:47] Shea Wilder: (omg)
[15:38:52] ~Invalid: "Jack and Frost find nothing."
[15:39:04] ~Frost: why am I lumped in with him when i looked first?
[15:39:06] ~Frost: (
[15:39:06] ~Frost: )
[15:39:08] ~Frost: *
[15:39:09] Hyper Sniper: My gawd damn leg... the pain..
[15:39:27] • Shea Wilder looks around the room for medicine
[15:39:32] ~Invalid: (You got separate rolls, they were just both 6.)
[15:39:58] ~Frost: (e.e)
[15:39:58] %JackZero: (y no love Frost ;-
[15:39:59] ~Invalid: "shea finds a bottle of aspirin"
[15:40:05] Shea Wilder: Oh sweet!
[15:40:14] Shea Wilder: Frost! I found aspirin!
[15:40:23] ~Frost: Oh!
[15:40:27] ~Frost: That's great!
[15:40:29] %JackZero: (where is trace btw)
[15:40:41] Hyper Sniper: (i dunno)
[15:40:42] Shea Wilder: (idk)
[15:40:56] ~Frost: (shea you're in the same house. Go geddim)
[15:41:07] Princess Natalie: (be back soon)
[15:41:13] Shea Wilder: (he'll be here in a sec)
[15:41:31] Shea Wilder: Maybe we should investigate the house.
[15:41:43] %JackZero: (k)
[15:41:46] Hyper Sniper: (can i moan for help?)
[15:41:50] ~Frost: ....I don't know
[15:41:50] Shea Wilder: (sure)
[15:42:08] Hyper Sniper: Help.... hep me....
[15:42:14] • Shea Wilder tries to hand the correct amount of aspirin to frost
[15:42:16] ~Frost: Oh, uh, I know you know me, but who are all of you?
[15:42:37] ~Frost: Does anyone have water or something?
[15:42:44] ~Frost: I uh, don't want to choke on these
[15:42:47] ~Invalid: "Shea gives Frost the correct amount of Aspirin, but accidentally hands him a tic tac too."
[15:42:49] %JackZero: We should look for anything we can use, i suggest we go together this time.
[15:43:08] %JackZero: After Frost gets better of course.
[15:43:08] Shea Wilder: (I wasn't even holding the tic tacs)
[15:43:22] ~Frost: (i had them mr narrator -.-)
[15:43:30] ~Invalid: (you grabbed them out of his hand and got one out)
[15:43:35] Shea Wilder: There's a punch bowl here in the ballroom
[15:43:39] Hyper Sniper: help me...........
[15:43:49] ~Invalid: (Her lowered intelligence means she has to misidentify an object every time I roll a 10.)
[15:44:01] • Shea Wilder tries gives an amount of aspirin to Hyper
[15:44:14] Hyper Sniper: (you magically found me eh?)
[15:44:21] ~Frost: do I at least have a chance to notice the tic tac? -.-)
[15:44:29] Shea Wilder: You were moaning
[15:44:29] ~Frost: (also what about the water?)
[15:44:34] Shea Wilder: *()
[15:44:43] ~Invalid: "Shea fucks up and gives Hyper Sniper too much, he is now overdosing."
[15:44:44] Shea Wilder: (Frost i said there's punch)
[15:44:54] %JackZero: Should i get some water for him?
[15:44:58] %JackZero: Oh no!
[15:45:08] • ~Frost discards the tic tac
[15:45:11] %JackZero: (oh right, sorry)
[15:45:14] ~Frost: How did that get in there?
[15:45:24] Hyper Sniper: hey thanks shea.
[15:45:33] • ~Frost swallows punch and aspirin.
[15:45:34] Shea Wilder: Truck I'm sorry
[15:45:38] ~Invalid: "Still no one knows what the tic tacs are."
[15:45:42] Hyper Sniper: i really needed that. sorry for that?
[15:45:56] Shea Wilder: I have a vague feeling I gave you too much
[15:45:59] Hyper Sniper: what i mean
[15:46:12] Hyper Sniper: oh no good job man
[15:46:21] Shea Wilder: You should have checked!
[15:46:30] Hyper Sniper: not my fault
[15:46:30] ~Frost: oh no...
[15:46:35] ~Frost: Is he going to be ok?
[15:46:35] Shea Wilder: I'm not the sharpest inventory item out there!
[15:46:56] Hyper Sniper: my leg is feeling somewhat better.
[15:47:21] ~Frost: (http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002542.htm)
[15:47:27] ~Frost: (i suggest you read that sniper)
[15:47:33] Hyper Sniper: (why?)
[15:47:54] ~Frost: (cuz you need to act like you overdosed)
[15:48:02] ~Frost: (so start vomiting everywhere)
[15:48:06] Hyper Sniper: (oh the page wasn't there.)
[15:48:22] ~Invalid: (Take out the parentheses.)
[15:48:32] ~Frost: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002542.htm
[15:49:23] Hyper Sniper: (got it!)
[15:49:33] ~Invalid: "3 zombies stumble out of the room frost woke up in."
[15:49:35] • Shea Wilder steps back from Hyper
[15:49:50] ~Frost: Oh no!
[15:49:53] %JackZero: (am i with then atm?)
[15:49:54] ~Frost: Zombiiieeesss
[15:49:59] • ~Frost screams
[15:50:00] Hyper Sniper: I'm so thirsty......
[15:50:08] Shea Wilder: Truck!
[15:50:19] %JackZero: (them*)
[15:50:19] • ~Frost has no weapons
[15:50:28] • Shea Wilder approaches zombies and swings at them with her umbrella sword
[15:50:45] Hyper Sniper: (it says you can go into a coma lol)
[15:50:53] ~Frost: oh god, what do I do what do I do?!
[15:51:04] Shea Wilder: Get back Frost!
[15:51:07] ~Invalid: "Shea misses with the sword."
[15:51:10] • ~Frost gets back
[15:51:32] %JackZero: I'll help guys! I still have my steak knife!
[15:51:34] Shea Wilder: (Trace has to leave soon)
[15:51:36] Hyper Sniper: what up homie? i'm kinda thirsty.
[15:51:46] Hyper Sniper: (im acting crazy fyi)
[15:51:47] ~Queentrace: I'll save you!
[15:51:47] • ~Queentrace tackles the zombies
[15:51:51] • %JackZero tries to stab the zombie with the knife
[15:52:01] • ~Frost watches because useless
[15:52:02] %JackZero: (oh, that sucks)
[15:52:30] Hyper Sniper: i still got that lead...
[15:52:34] ~Invalid: "Jack stabs Kingtrace in the back, he starts bleeding out."
[15:52:37] %JackZero: (us doing this at the same time could end badly)
[15:52:41] Hyper Sniper: that lead pipe...
[15:52:44] %JackZero: (gdi i knew it XD)
[15:52:52] • ~Frost gasps in horror)
[15:53:00] ~Frost: (ignore the ))
[15:53:04] • Shea Wilder stumbles back in shock
[15:53:08] %JackZero: Truck! Trace where did you come from?!
[15:53:22] ~Queentrace: Jack... It's... not your fault. Keep fighting... Protect them... for me...
[15:53:25] • ~Queentrace dies
[15:53:29] ~Frost: No!
[15:53:41] • Hyper Sniper power pukes on zombies face
[15:53:42] • Shea Wilder swings at another zombie
[15:53:50] • ~Frost is still useless
[15:54:06] %JackZero: I-I'm so sorry, i didn't mean to..Don't worry, i'll avenge you, i'll protect them for you!
[15:54:10] Shea Wilder: We can't let his death be in vain!
[15:54:14] Maid Tea Waffles: (another death)
[15:54:17] Hyper Sniper: frost... take the.... the... lead pipe
[15:54:25] ~Frost: B-but I...
[15:54:26] Hyper Sniper: ( i then pass out)
[15:54:32] • ~Frost looks over to shea and jack fighting
[15:54:34] Shea Wilder: (OMFG)
[15:54:40] ~Invalid: "shea missed again, a zombie attacks shea, it critically bites her, she is now a zombie."
[15:54:43] Shea Wilder: (I JUST DIED)
[15:54:49] ~Frost: Shea!!!!
[15:54:52] Shea Wilder: (MOTHERFUCK)
[15:54:53] %JackZero: (omg no!)
[15:54:53] • ~Frost grabs pipe
[15:55:00] • ~Frost rushes at zombies
[15:55:01] %JackZero: SHEA! No!
[15:55:06] Hyper Sniper: thats my pipe muther fucker!
[15:55:18] • ~Frost swings
[15:55:19] Maid Tea Waffles: (another death))
[15:55:23] %JackZero: Fucking zombies, you're gonna get what's coming to you!
[15:55:37] • Shea Wilder can still use sword as a zombie
[15:56:01] Hyper Sniper: i...i ...i can't crawl any longer..
[15:56:07] ~Invalid: (Zombie Shea doesn't keep the sword bonus though, I roll checked.)
[15:56:16] ~Frost: (yeah, because you passed out -.-)
[15:56:20] ~Frost: (so stop talking)
[15:56:20] Shea Wilder: (frost has known me for all of 10 minutes)
[15:56:37] • %JackZero rushes to the zombies and tries to kill a few
[15:56:37] ~Frost: (shea I knew in my heart that we were besties)
[15:56:38] Hyper Sniper: (shuddup frost i'm playing overdosed!)
[15:56:46] Shea Wilder: (<3)
[15:56:50] ~Frost: 9<3)
[15:56:53] %JackZero: (aw)
[15:56:53] ~Frost: (fak)
[15:57:01] ~Frost: (that being said)
[15:57:04] Maid Tea Waffles: (everyone's dying)
[15:57:05] • ~Frost attacks Zombie Shea
[15:57:34] %JackZero: (do i succeed?)
[15:57:49] ~Invalid: "Frost bonks Shea with the pipe, she stumbles but doesn't fall, Shea misses with the sword."
[15:57:55] Shea Wilder: (zombie shea is sad http://puu.sh/4muNd.png)
[15:58:12] Maid Tea Waffles: (aw)
[15:58:14] %JackZero: (aw poor shea :c)
[15:58:19] Shea Wilder: (everythings better with art)
[15:58:20] • ~Frost attacks shea again
[15:58:25] %JackZero: (ikr)
[15:58:52] • %JackZero keeps slashing at the zombies is pure rage, trying to avenge Shea and Trace
[15:58:57] Hyper Sniper: (can i wake up now?)
[15:59:10] ~Invalid: "Jack misses."
[15:59:20] Princess Natalie: (back)
[15:59:29] • %JackZero tries to dodge and attack again
[15:59:35] Shea Wilder: (sniper you od'd and passed out. You're basically dead)
[15:59:42] Hyper Sniper: (WTF)
[15:59:42] %JackZero: Shit, no way i can fail! I have to do something.
[16:00:00] Shea Wilder: (When you're overdosing, if you go to sleep you tend to die much like with a concussion)
[16:00:05] Shea Wilder: (Learn how to medical)
[16:00:11] %JackZero: (lol)
[16:00:16] ~Invalid: "The zombies smashed their hands into jack, he stumbled back."
[16:00:34] Hyper Sniper: (can a zombie kill me already??)
[16:00:40] %JackZero: Ugh!
[16:00:50] • %JackZero catches his breath
[16:00:56] Maid Tea Waffles: (whose left just jake)
[16:01:09] Shea Wilder: (hyper, you passed away in your sleep, you're dead)
[16:01:17] ~Invalid: "frost missed shea, shea fucked frost up pretty bad with the sword"
[16:01:20] Hyper Sniper: (holy shit, ok then)
[16:01:25] Shea Wilder: (holy shit)
[16:01:29] Shea Wilder: (i'm sorry frost)
[16:01:39] %JackZero: (holy shit, poor frost)
[16:01:51] %JackZero: No! Frost!
[16:01:53] ~Invalid: "Frost has a large gash in his shoulder, he's in serious pain and won't be able to fight."
[16:02:09] Maid Tea Waffles: (another wounded)
[16:02:12] Shea Wilder: (zombie shea: fucking shit up ever since she died abruptly)
[16:02:15] ~Invalid: "you can see his bone the cut is so deep"
[16:02:23] Hyper Sniper: (ouch)
[16:02:23] ~Frost: welp
[16:02:31] • %JackZero takes Frost's weapon
[16:02:35] %JackZero: (damn)
[16:02:38] • ~Frost dies from blood loss
[16:02:39] Hyper Sniper: (MY PIPE)
[16:02:51] Shea Wilder: (Welcome to heaven frost lol)
[16:02:58] %JackZero: (am i the only one left? my final stand?)
[16:02:59] ~Frost: (actually went to hell
[16:03:00] ~Frost: )
[16:03:01] %JackZero: (lol)
[16:03:11] Shea Wilder: (GG Game Over)
[16:03:20] Hyper Sniper: (the power should go out now!)
[16:03:35] ~Invalid: "Jack misses, the zombie grunts hit him and hurt him, shea slices his head off."
[16:03:39] Shea Wilder: (Games over, power was set to be on for 13 hours more)
[16:03:56] %JackZero: (aw i wanted to do an epic speech but ok lol)
[16:03:56] Maid Tea Waffles: (at the end u should say how everyone died)