For some reason a great deal of people have been asking our good friend Invalid for auth since realgam came back online. Surprisingly, almost all of them are doing it right, and I'm highlighting all the good things right here so future people can see just how our prestigious auth was selected.
1. Be sure to have just signed up for the server last week. We love authing brand new trainers.
2. Trolling on the forums or server is a great way to get your name out there for auth.
3. Spam anyone who already has auth to beg and plead to add your name to the roster. We're always happy to help people that won't leave us be.
4. If you've lost auth, don't give up! Spam main asking why it was taken, demand it back in the most childish manner you can think of, and be sure to follow rule 3.
5. Already an auth? Of course you are, since you made it to rule five. But mod just isn't good enough, right? Always point out all the good things you've done while ignoring all abuse you've done in the past.
I hope to see a whole bunch of bright new auth, along with the people that inspired this guide!
/sarcasm mode off.
