Grading Christmas Presents (Game)

The game goes like this: You first grade the present that is in the post above your post, then you put your own present. These presents don't have to be realistic in any way, so suggest anything that you want to.

The grading is on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the best, and 1 being the worst.

I'll start:

A stocking full of nerds (The candy, not the people)

7

A truck full of money.

5, trucks suck.

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, and a SNES on which to play it.

7, never heard of it, but it sounds like it could be good.

A Big Nugget

10

12 Prostitutes stripping
11 Hookers hooking
10 Women Sucking
9 12 Packs of beer
8 Yuri Visual Novels
7 Traps
6 Porno Mags
5 Golden dildo's
4 Wet Vagina's
3 Pairs of boobs
2 Japanese girls
1 Horny Virgin

1, there's no partlidge in a pear tree.

9,999 vs points on mario kart wii online

1 - I don't have a Wii


a Myth Busters "try this at home" kit.

9 (10 if you include the foam that can fill up cars)

The One Ring

10 My precious~~~

and it comes with Glass shields to stand behind, 30 years of special effects training, explosives, AND THE FOAM

"A Huntn' Tar Nas"

10

Titties/Dicks and Beer

2 Because no.

Infinite Cheesecake.

8 I fuckin' love cheesecake.

Whatever the Truck was in that hole in Chronicle.

1 You said it yourself, trucks suck.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/011/b/7/chandelure_hat_by_fireflytwinkletoes-d4m26pq.jpg

100000000000000000000000000000000 but he loses all of his points because he already knew I wanted it

https://2img.net/h/i12.photobucket.com/albums/a222/AmberTDD/Updated%20Photos/IMG_4419.jpg- Out of season but still cute <3

8

You're very own Harem

7

a trip to anywhere in the world

9, I would go to France and become a fluent speaker (also you have to explain your rating of their gift)

be able to have dinner with anyone in the world, dead or living.

9 because it's so hard to choose

the ability to add one amendment to the US constitution.

2 I'd become crazy over the power to the point where I have no idea who I am anymore and wind up being crushed by the pressure.


The Secret Recipe to Krabby Patties.

1 i dont like hamburgers

the fountain of youth

5 yeah... it's alright I guess

Mutant Powers

7 Not bad but it comes with the stigma

Reviving Jacqueline du Pre and having her teach me the ways of the Cello. (or just pick anyone good at anything to teach you something... I guess.)

2 What the hell is a Jacqueline du Pre?

A jar of pills that grant you invisibility temporarily.

offtoptic/ Have you not heard of google sir? XD

offtopic/ I have not. I guess I should search for it on Dogpile.