In celebration in the rebirth of Hastur I bring you this
(23:12:39) +Akira: Hastur my ex girlfriend is a crazy bitch!
(23:12:52) +Hastur: Oh no beat her with a stick
(23:13:00) +Akira: I can't she's female
(23:13:15) +Hastur: I'll do it! ^_^
(23:13:41) +Akira: Meh then you would get arested
(23:13:49) +Hastur: True