Possibly my favorite team I've ever used, this team wins my matches all the time. I got ranked 1400 (Peaked #11) on po no preview (pffffft), so I figured I'd take the opportunity for self examination and glorification. Enjoy.
Landorus (Landorus-T) (M) @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- U-turn
- Stone Edge
- Hidden Power [Ice]
I love this guy. I lean on him so much, I'm amazed that I ever won anything without him. Earthquake is for obvious stab, stone edge for obvious coverage. Hidden Power Ice was my choice for gliscor and the deletion of non-scarfed landoruses. U-turn is for momentum, forcing switches, and setting up other guys to get their kick ass on. Landy is used on my team to lure things in my other bros can kill and to revenge kill when he gets the chance. He packs a hell of a punch, bros.
Deoxys-D @ Leftovers
Trait: Pressure
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SDef / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Night Shade
- Stealth Rock
- Spikes
- Taunt
Once upon a time, PO banned Deo-s. I started using Deo-D. Story over. When I need taunt, this guy brings taunt. Other than abusing taunt, he also can set up a shit ton of hazards, and I use Night Shade over Recover, because, swear to god, I've swept with it. This thing is that cool. XD His use is as a hazard user who moonlights as an emergency wall.
Scizor (M) @ Choice Band
Trait: Technician
EVs: 246 HP / 252 Atk / 12 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Superpower
- Pursuit
- U-turn
- Bullet Punch
Surprisingly, the second most creative bug/steel type in OU, according to Smogon usage. I don't think anyone doesn't know how this thing works, but I use it as a special wall killing momentum grabbing machine. Bullet Punch for revenge pain, Pursuit to trap ghosts and Espeons (and Xatu) U-turn to gain momentum and force bad decisions, and super power to kill Steels, Chansey, and Rotom. Good times with this guy.
Rotom-W @ Leftovers
Trait: Levitate
EVs: 112 HP / 252 SAtk / 144 Spd
Modest Nature (+SAtk, -Atk)
- Volt Switch
- Will-O-Wisp
- Hydro Pump
- Thunderbolt
This is the part where you say 'No choice, what a noob.' And the part where I say, 'Yeah, a noob that will kick your ass.' I run redundant coverage, because sometimes Thunderbolt is way, way more useful than Volt Switch, and sometimes I need to volt turn. Thunderbolt packs the power and gives me an Electric STAB that doesn't force me out. Will-o-wisp to give guys who switch in expecting volt switch, like Breloom and Terrakion, a hard time. This thing is my last VoltTurn mon, but I couldn't sweep rain without this little bastard and his stab hydro pump.
Heatran (F) @ Air Balloon
Trait: Flash Fire
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SAtk / 252 Spd
Timid Nature (+Spd, -Atk)
- Earth Power
- Fire Blast
- Substitute
- Hidden Power [Ice]
Air Balloon and Substitute give Heatran mad skills. While they focus effort on popping my balloon, I can sub up and become immune to any type of attack once as opposed to being immune to one type of attack once. Fire Blast for face raping stab and Earth Power to handle other fires. Hidden Power Ice for Dragonite, honestly. Never, ever run dragon pulse, kids. This beast stops sun so hard up the ass it's not even funny. Their only hope is their own air balloon heatran, which I can kill rather easily.
Breloom (M) @ Life Orb
Trait: Technician
EVs: 12 HP / 244 Atk / 252 Spd
Adamant Nature (+Atk, -SAtk)
- Spore
- Bullet Seed
- Mach Punch
- Swords Dance
I used to be a sub punch, than I took a Thundurus to the knee. Dual priority is necessary, as far as I'm concerned. Breloom is my only setup sweeper, using swords dance and spore to get up to where Bullet Seed and Mach Punch can win. Seriously, this thing is broken. We need a suspect test, guys. XD
Feel free to rate this, apply thoughts, have sex with it, whatever. If you use it, I will mock you, just so you know. Also, no negative stuff. This is a really, really bad place to troll. XD